When the Cock Crows
A/N: This is pure silly fun. Basically it’s the kind of trash conversations my ass
blesses subjects my friends to. Seriously though, it’s a result of a post from @impala-dreamer, I yelled at her for it and then she was a terrible influence and encouraged these shenanigans by talking to me about it (oh yeah she beta’d it too because she’s an angel). I hope you guys like it!
Warnings: So many swears…l mean cock is in the title ffs…also we’ll call it smut adjacent (nothing graphic it’s just on the road to bang town)
Gratuitous use of a Sam gif for no other reason than chest hair.
Words: 2,060 (I’m not even sorry)
“Did anyone catch what she said before the…the uh poof?”
“I got nothin’ Sammy. Y/N?”
“It’s…I’m fine. Just knocked the wind outta me. Babe, I’m ok really.”
“Ok well maybe she didn’t do anything? Maybe she just said stuff for the poof.”
“Sure Dean. Because stuff like that always happens to us. She was looking at us, Y/N was behind her so most likely if any of us are cursed it’ll be either me or you.”
Sam wasn’t looking at Dean while he spoke. He was checking you over to see if you were hurt. It was sweet. Sweet, and so annoying.
“Hey I’m fine. Let’s just get back motel and figure out our next move.”
“She’s right, Dean you want to pull the car up and I’ll help Y/N out?”