Summary: Drunk Emma really likes pizza. She also really happens to like the cute delivery guy who seems content to carry out all of her wishes via the “Special Instructions” box on the website. (AO3) Rating: M Word Count: ~3800 (why do they keep getting longer?) Chapters:OneTwo
hope u like crazy hot mess emma 😝 🍺🍻🍷🍸🍹🍾🍕 😵
remember a few months ago when i asked everyone to tell me stories of stupid/funny shit y’all did when drunk? thanks for the inspiration ;))
Special instructions:pls send cute delivry guy, i missss himm
One of the benefits of having a job with odd hours was that Emma could get completely trashed on a Tuesday evening and not give a single fuck as to how it would affect her the next morning. She’d started her own private party several hours earlier when all of her friends had turned her down for one reason or another. (Because they had jobs, mostly. Fucking party pooping productive members of society.)
She was giggling so hard she snorted when she clicked ‘order’ on the website, so beyond caring about anything that she felt no shyness or shame whatsoever.
Drunk did not even begin to cover it. Drunk was several homemade cocktails earlier. She was mixing a bunch of things she really shouldn’t be mixing. She couldn’t remember everything she ingested, but she did recall the two straight shots of tequila that she started off with (and what a way to start), as well as the few gulps of red wine that she took straight from the bottle because she was a respectable, refined adult. She vaguely recalled an almost-daiquiri of questionable flavor, as well as one particularly horrible concoction of Red Bull, triple sec, vodka, gin, and Gatorade because apparently she was trying to liquefy her internal organs.
(It didn’t help that she’d pulled out the entire contents of her alcohol cabinet and placed everything on her kitchen counter, giving her a wide selection of self-destructive options.)
hey so i reached 1k recently and decided to celebrate it by acknowledging all my lovely mutuals and people who i follow!!
(thank you @catharinaloss for the gif i wanted this bc it’s the moment i fell in love with magnus bane and was like *eyes emoji*)
special shout outs
@catharinaloss ok i’ll try to keep this short but jo you were my first friend here and i continue to talk to you almost every single day and i think i’ve shared many things that are pretty personal with you because you understand me so well and you’re so easy to talk to. you’re the sweetest, loveliest person even tho you might not believe me but you’re cute af and you deserve only nice things always! love you
@magnusbaene ellie istg we have the most creative talks bc all the headcanons just pour out of me with you so i think it’s safe to say that we work well together lol. you’re funny and talented and you inspire me every day so thank you for that! also lowkey confession but you’re also really hot so that’s definitely a bonus for my bi ass
@hufflebee we don’t really talk that much francy but you have to be mentioned bc you’re the kindest person on this website and everyone should aspire to be like you! and i definitely wish we’d chat sometime
also this is for all the people i wish desperately that would talk to me more
idk if youre still doing them buT,, Rate my bf gamby pls?? :'^|
FIRST IMPRESSION: I’ve loved Gamzee since the first moment I saw him in the Homestuck comic. It’s been 74 years since i’ve watched/read any of that thing but i’ll be darned if I denied my everlasting love for this bOY
-Great cuddler and would probably make you want to stay in bed for the rest of the day
-Lazy days with him are the king of all dates
-Next to that is walks along the beach
-Chill and funny and sweet and I wish the fandom/half of the people who see him didn’t hate on him or remain angry at him due to his appearance in a few doomed timelines and after a sudden and sharp relapse into himself when he was forced to quit an addiction cold-turkey with no help or support :/
RATING: 100/10 the best unicycle-riding husband and the only clown i’m not terrified of
hey do you know of any good robin cross fics? is there any lmao?
sadly anon, i don’t think there are many fics of her? robin content is scarce in this fandom. we need to fix this. although, it’s funny that you mention this since i’ve recently bookmarked a fic about her but haven’t gotten around to reading it. i just saw robin cross and i was like *heart eyes* here’s the link.
Got my makeup done by gardenerdad
It was my first time going out as me, and it was honestly terrifying, but, still, I’m glad I did it. To all you other trans girls out there, stay strong. I wish all of you nothing but the best
They are the good souls amongst the servants of the famous series “Downton Abbey”. A meeting with cook Mrs Patmore and housekeeper Mrs Hughes. You could sit with them in a local pub or have a picnic. Lesley Nicol, born 1953, and Phyllis Logan, born 1956, are two outgoing Brits who are still amazed that half of the world is interested in them and their show. Including the Duchess of Cambridge, Michelle Obama and George Clooney. Strictly speaking, their names only mean something to the biggest fans. But they are much more present in their “Downton Abbey” roles. In the series, the residents of the impressive manor (the show is set around the First World War) have to deal with the fast approaching modern times and the changes of british society. But so far the separation between upstairs, the world of the aristocratic Crawley family, and the downstairs servants, stays intact. In their roles, Nicol and Logan are two of the main characters downstairs. Nicol plays Mrs Patmore, the cook. Logan is Mrs Hughes, the housekeeper. Patmore has a big heart and knows why she has to be strict with her kitchen maids: her cooking represents the Crawley family, it’s their business card. During the course of the series she becomes friends with Mrs Hughes who’s also not a very relaxed character but loyal and discreet. Whoever has a problem at Downton best talks to Mrs Hughes. Maybe the success of Downton Abbey can be explained by our love to watch people have a relaxed cup of tea while we are used to drink coffee, drive a car and check our e-mails at the same time. Maybe it’s the punchlines that are perfect for each character. Although sometimes they are better suited for a different character than originally planned, as Nicol and Logan tell us during the interview at the Hamburg “Hyatt” Hotel. We are sitting on a comfortable couch and are having some water. “Frizzante? What’s Frizzante?” Nicol asks and looks at the bottle of water in front of us. Or is it the british aristocracy that fascinates fans of “Downton Abbey”?
THEY ARE AN AMAZING BEAUTIFUL GIRL WHOS VERY FUNNY AND I LOVE TALKING TO HER AND REALLY WISH THAT I LIVE CLOSER TO HER SO I CUDDLE HER AND KISS HER AND BE THERE FOR HER BECAUSE SHE IS LITERALLY AN ANGEL AND GAAAH SHES JUST TOO PERFECT-
Hey! Can I please get a ship with BTS and Ikon? I'm Ana, 4'11" almost 5', Virgo, I'm pale like a ghost lol, not skinny but not fat, long curly brown hair. I love reading, cooking and eating XD, i'm good with a toolbox. My personality could be described as chill, a bit funny and sarcastic. Dressing style I like to mix and match. I can speak 3 different languages and I live in Europe. Thank you so much for taking the time to do this, if the ask was not open pls ignore. Have a nice day.😊
Thank you so much! I wish you all the best:)
In BTS I ship you with Suga. He’s a relaxed and talented person just like you and you’d definitely get along well. He’d be super impressed by your language ability and would want to spend a lot of time with you cooking or chilling.
In iKon I ship you with Donghyuk. He’s known to want a girl that is around 5 feet tall. What is more, he’s chilled and can be sarcastic as well. You’d be perfect for each other.
@wheeinthisish - super funny sometimes i die laughing because of her gifs are amazing i cry
@ahyejin - her fanfics can heal your soul and she writes for all mmm ships and she’s a hwasa stan her positivity for the maknae is infectious pls follow her
@wheeimple - calls herself old and a granny but her sense of humour is so on point i wish my grandma was like her. makes gifs (amazing ones) and is a translator at @mamamoo-trans which u should also check out btw
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@karoumamoo - legendary mamamoo fanfic author her stories were what inspired me to write along with every other moomoo writer here f o l l o w her
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@paperheart-amber - posts about other fandoms but is also 100% mamamoo trash her tags are proof of that
@sun-byul - always screaming in ghei for moonsun also her tags are entertaining to read they make my day
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im pretty sure there’s a lot more but im just tired from school and i need to rest cuz im sick too so maybe next time (i hope i didnt misgender anyone and if i did im so sorry) PEACE OUT