Congrats on 1k followers!! For requests, how about Shance - Dance :3c
Thank you :D
*Keep in mind I HC this as happening in the 80′, and Shiro is not a minor.
Taking this chance to remind everyone I’m still taking requests for my 1000 followers special! (Ps, ya’ll can ask for stuff other than shance lmao, like 80% of the prompts are shance fjgkhf not that I’m complaining)
“Would you do me the honor of a dance?”
voice came from a cadet younger than him. Shiro recognized him
as Keith’s friend, or rival, or something like that. Two grades below
him, dark skinned, scrawny, and surprisingly not as short as Shiro had come to expect
from younger people. He was almost his height, actually. Really cute as
well. Such a shame Shiro would have to decline.
warmly, he said, “Thank you. I appreciate it, but I really don’t want
any pity dances. Being outed like that wasn’t fun, but it’s fine.” He’s
had a couple of other askers earlier that night already. Straight, genuinely
nice guys who probably wanted to cheer him up, show their support. He
appreciated the gesture, he really did. But he just wanted to let the
storm pass, not draw more attention to the fact that, as it was phrased, “The garrison’s most promising fighter pilot is a faggot". Not
over a pity dance, anyway.
“Wow, that’s… uh… I’m bi. And you’re hot. Really hot.”
“Oh.” Well, that… Certainly changed things.
I heard what happened… I was so pissed. It was such bullshit. You’re
the best pilot we have, so who the hell cares who you… Uh… Fancy.”
The young cadet finished awkwardly, scratching the back of his head.
he probably meant to say. It was known, after all, how the famous
Takashi Shirogane was caught on his knees, sucking off a dude he picked
up in an underground gay bar. According to the more tame rumors, anyway.
The wilder ones… He didn’t even want to think about those.
shouldn’t have broke the curfew to sneak to the nearest town. He was
horny, yes, but was it worth almost getting kicked out?
Absolutely not. Of course the administration said it was because of the
disciplinary offense, aka breaking out at night, but they all knew what
it was really all about. More than half the students sneaked out on a
regular basis, and no one gave a flying fuck. But when word got around
he was caught with a dude…. It was another story.
you. I wish more people would agree with you on this.” Shiro said
weakly, letting some of his tough facade fade into something more
“I’m Lance, by the way.”
Shiro rolled the name around on his tongue. He liked the shape of it.
“Takashi Shirogane, though I get the feel you already knew that.”
chuckled softly, and yup, Shiro was indeed very, very gay. What was it
about a cute boy laughing from your joke that instantly made your knees go weak?
on a second thought… A dance sounds really nice.” Damned be
consequences, he wasn’t missing this opportunity for the world.
But…. but tea blends. Wish I knew how to make those! Also I’ve been putting off coming up with a backstory for my sailor wood elf for D&D since Friday. Thought you’d appreciate that she’s a sailor ;P
*whispers* Adagio tea is your friend, my dude. @colonelcupquake basically put together the twins’ blends in like ten minutes flat and I’m gonna go broke for wanting to order all four of the ones we’ve done so far.
And I do appreciate that she is a sailor! Namely because my tiefling is also a sailor, lmao. (And of course she is. My self control wavered when I saw it was an option.)
WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS??! so i was finishing up reading my Art of Prime book today and i noticed this dude! i was like “uhhhh one of the Thirteen was a centaur/pegasus thingy?? woah!”
his name is Onyx Prime, and i do believe he is described as having a “taur”-like mode. (he’s mentioned in the Convenant book, which i don’t own. i wish i knew what his description said!) i’ve also read he’s [possibly] the ancestor of the Predacons.
p.s. yessss it looks like he has a giant dick. noooo it’s just him rearing on his hind legs
p.s.s. middle pic is from my phone; last pic credit goes to smalltailgate
What if Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy joined Squad 5 instead?
As requested by anon. :)
Ah, Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy. He was a young officer who had a crush on Hinamori and wanted to join Squad 5, but ended up in Squad 12 instead. He was then part of the party ordered to capture Orihime and Ishida, which resulted in him being blown up in Kurotsuchi’s attempt to use his own squad members as a living bomb. Thus his handsome, unnamed life was brought to a swift close. But what if Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy got his wish and joined Squad 5 instead of Squad 12? How would things be different then?
1. Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy would crush on Hinamori from afar.
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy would be unable to believe his own luck when he found himself assigned to Squad 5. Now he was close to that super cool Hinamori. Only, he wouldn’t really be “close.” In fact, aside from initial meetings, he wouldn’t have a whole lot of contact with Hinamori at all. But that would be okay with
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy. Because he’d get to crush on her from afar.
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy: [sighs]
Other squad member: Dude, are you staring at our leaders with a dreamy look on your face?
Other squad member: Don’t tell me YOU have a crush on Captain Aizen like everyone else does!
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy: M-my crush is on Lieutenant Hinamori!!!
Other squad member: Really? Okay I guess that works too.
2. Hinamori would not have any idea.
Hinamori, meanwhile, would have absolutely no idea. Especially since she was so into Aizen at this point.
Hinamori: Some of our new recruits are so great, Captain Aizen! This one is always volunteering for things!
Aizen: And which squad member is that?
Hinamori: You know, I can’t remember his name! How terrible!
Aizen: Do not be hard on yourself, Hinamori. Sometimes it’s best not to become attached to one’s subordinates.
Aizen: Just kidding of course! But seriously I don’t think he has a name.
3. He would start a petition to get Hinamori out of jail.
But when Hinamori found herself in jail after trying to murder someone,
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy would spring into action!! By starting a petition to get her released.
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy: It’s RIDICULOUS that our lieutenant is rotting in jail after doing nothing wrong!!
Other squad member: She tried to murder someone.
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy: Key word being “tried”!
Other squad member: Pretty sure the key word is “murder”…
4. But Hinamori, of course, would break herself out.
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy would think that was basically the coolest thing ever.
Other squad member: She broke out of jail and tried to murder someone else.
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy: She never gives up on her dreams!
Other squad member: Dude, seriously. Why can’t you just have a crush on Captain Aizen like everyone else does?
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy would still have his “Captain why” moment.
When Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy was unjustly and pointlessly murdered by Captain Kurotsuchi, his last words were, “Captain, why?” Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy would have a similar moment when he learned that Aizen had been the big bad this whole time.
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy has some bad luck with captains in any universe, is what I’m saying.
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy: I can’t believe you told me I should have a crush on that guy. I definitely chose right with my crush on the lieutenant!
Other squad member: YOUR CRUSH KEEPS TRYING TO MURDER PEOPLE OH MY GOD
6. Only he would be alive afterwards.
But unlike canon, Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy would survive his “captain why” moment! Because Aizen didn’t actually kill anyone. Because he’s bad at that.
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy: Man, this sucks. Our squad has had such a rough time lately!
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy: But at least I’m alive to feel that way.
Other squad member: That’s so optimistic of you.
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy: Being alive just feels really good.
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy would collect donations to send Hinamori flowers in the hospital.
Of course, at this point Hinamori would not be in good shape. She’d be in the hospital, in bad physical and mental shape. Naturally Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy would want to help her. So he’d collect donations to send her flowers in the hospital.
Other squad member: Now that Aizen’s out of the way, are you gonna ask her out?
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy: Dude! She’s just been through a trauma! OF COURSE I’m not going to ask her out and also I’m not thinking about that at all not even in passing after which I feel really guilty that the thought even crossed my mind.
Other squad member: You’re a good dude.
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy: Just give me some money for flowers already.
8. When she got better, he might ask her out.
I doubt subordinates asking their superiors out is a thing in the Gotei-13. It feels like it’s probably against the rules. But this is an AU. And maybe if Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy was drunk at a party or something…
Hinamori: And then he asked me out! He was drunk and nervous and I guess it was kinda cute. He sorta fainted after asking me, so it didn’t get too awkward.
Matsumoto: And this is one of your subordinates??
Hinamori: I really wish I knew his name.
Hinamori: Seems way too awkward to ask, at this point.
9. But when she turned him down, he’d be cool with it.
Because I firmly believe that
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy is a decent dude.
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy: O-of course I understand, Lieutenant! I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable!
Hinamori: I’m glad we had this talk……………Frank?
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy: Frankness is good, Lieutenant! Thank you for being frank!
Hinamori: I dunno why I thought that was your name.
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy: What?
10. Basically, he’d be alive. Not involved in the plot, but alive.
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy being alive would not change the plot of Bleach at all. But he’d still be alive. Handsome and not powerful enough to affect anything. And that would be good enough for me.
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy: I’ve decided to take up water coloring!
Other squad member: …the Quincy just invaded.
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy: It’s cute that you think that’ll affect guys like us.
Other squad member: …
Weirdly Handsome Squad 12 guy: Come help me pick out brushes!
Dear boyfriend, @boredpoetsociety , You are so strong it’s scary. I know you don’t like really know how to react when people call you strong, but you are. It’s been said that strength and courage do not always roar, that sometimes getting out of bed in the morning can illustrate great strength. You have been through so many trying things, and you have come out alive every time. You are special, you are important, and you are loved. I love you more than words can say. The first time I saw you, I knew somehow that you would be in my life, and that you would never leave. I don’t know how, but I did. I’ve never been more myself with anyone else in my entire life. I can be a nerd around you, and I’m not talking “lol I’m such a #nerd” I mean messaging you at 12am about my deep love of Star Trek Voyager and emotionally gushing about Supernatural, and you still stay. You actually embrace every aspect of me. You hold me while I am in my lows, and you soar with me in my highs. Even though we’re long distance, I’ve never felt closer to anyone else in my entire life. You and I are truly a team, and I couldn’t ever imagine being with anyone else. Because I’d been so deeply scarred by men in my past, I honestly used to say towards the beginning of the relationship that I’d move on and be okay if we didn’t work out. That life would go on. But now I find it incredibly hard to imagine a life without you. I could never honestly find anyone else who is so important to me and so incredibly right for me. You and I will be together through some tough shit. We already have. You’re truly my partner in crime, and we make the absolute best fucking team. I can not wait to start our lives together. I can’t wait to move in together, to never have to say goodbye for more than a day. I can’t wait to have kids and raise them with you. I can’t wait to watch you soar and succeed in whatever you want to do, and I know I’ll have your support while I’m a starving artist. You are so much more than you give yourself credit for. I wish you could see you the way that I do. You’re so damn smart, you’re so funny, you’re beautiful, sexy, handsome, cute, all of the above. You’re such an incredibly kind soul too, and I love how you and I can even talk shit with each other about stuff. I remember when (name omitted) was in rehab, and my depression absolutely spiked my senior year. I had these dreams about this dude, 3 nights in a row, and I had no idea why or who it was. All I knew was that he was my soul mate and the man I was going to marry. The dream ended with him winking and smiling and then I would wake up. I didn’t tell you that until we were a few months into the relationship…but I know now that it was you. The major thing that tipped me off was the fact you winked and smiled at me every single time right before we hung up on skype. You’ve been perfect for me just by being you. You do the right things naturally, and it’s just so incredibly amazing that we have found each other so early in our lives. We have so much to see together, so many incredible experiences to take part in, so many roller coasters to ride, puppies to pet, and moments to share. Our relationship has had our share of issues, not too too many but when we did they were relatively important. However we made it through each of them. And we will continue to make it through each of the future ones, because we know that what we have is absolutely worth fighting for. Someday, people are going to write about our love story. We will be one for the ages, and I can’t wait to find out what happens. I love you with my heart and soul, Chris. I will always be here for you. I will always be at your side. I will always be with you. No matter what. Through time and space, nothing will keep us apart. The day you came into my life, I was, and continue to be, truly blessed.