i wish i could wear this lol

Road head preferences

Hello, I am back sort-of, not quite uhh…I got the time to write a random request and immediately shared it with you guys. I am sorry for not being so active, I’m doing my best. I wish I could write more, but only when I get short moments of respite. >.< Sorry, guys.

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Joji

(does Joji even drive lol? LETS SAY HE DOES) He’s be a little surprised by your boldness when you simply lean over him wearing a kinky smirk on your lips. When you start to unzip his pants, he might panic a little and he’d start to sweat out of nervousness. “Really? A-Are you sure you want to do it now?” he’d ask with a small laugh in his voice—he’s unsure if he wants it or not. But the growing pleasure in his pants can answer for him—and you know he can’t resist your touch. Your fingers can immediately turn him on and you can surely do it even when he’s driving. You take his dick out of his pants and pump him lazily up and down; you’re not going to work on him until you tease him with “Then you’d better pay really close attention”. He can’t say ‘no’ to you so he’d let you do whatever you want. He has been feeling stressed lately, so it might work. Besides, he’s driving slowly and there’s not much traffic this Friday night—shouldn’t be a problem.

“Oh babe…” he’d moan through his teeth the second your lips touch his tip—and you like the fact that you have such power over him even in the car. He’d groan and urge you on through dirty words; he might even use one hand to take a fistful of your hair and urge you on. Even if he’d be a little stressed about distributing his attention to both you and the road, he’d immerse himself into it all, relax slightly while still being able to see where he’s going, and come undone violently. He might start to like this…the thrill of the danger made him come much more early as usual.

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@kvloreu (O   w O) i told myself that your ask was a bit vague so i could let myself draw Hux in one of those very dashing white uniforms they wear in the Navy (=   w =) heheheh <3 please forgive my self indulgence!


if anybody would like to send sketch requests i’ll be doing as many as i can today to celebrate >this< weird blog milestone! <3

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Kaji Yuki (Ashiya’s VA) & Maeno Tomoaki (Abeno’s VA) commenting on each other and each other’s character d(°v°)b

About Maeno/Abeno

Q: How was it like to work with Maeno-san?

Kaji: Maeno-kun and I entered the same agency around the same time, and we’ve known each other for more than ten years. Since we haven’t had many chances to work together up until now, I am really happy that we got to collaborate extensively this time. We’ve been through the ups and downs together, so his presence at the recording site always gives me reassurance. Maeno-kun’s Abeno-san feels just like the image I had in my head after reading the manga. Possessing both youth and the mature vibe from having seen through the worldly matters, I think (Maeno) fully brought out Abeno-san’s professionalism and tenderness through his voice acting.

Q: To Kaji-san, what kind of person is “Abeno Haruitsuki”?

Kaji: The master of Mononokean. Although he appears harsh, there actually is a kind side to him. He does talk meanly though… *laughs* I think he is a professional who handles everything smoothly. Since Abeno-san is still a character surrounded by all kinds of mystery, I’m curious about what’s going to happen in the future!


About Kaji/Ashiya

Q: How was it like to work with Kaji-san?

Maeno: As always, Kaji-kun is so good. I can feel courage gushing out whenever I stand in front of the mic with him. Only with Yuki. I really love the way he puts his soul into voice acting rather than aiming for specific effects.

Q: To Maeno-san, what kind of person is “Ashiya Hanae”?

Maeno: An honest teenage boy with a very kind heart. Maybe that’s why Abeno considers him not fit for the job of youkai exorcising, but I think Abeno is actually learning quite a lot from Ashiya.

~from the Fukigen na Mononokean Fanbook “Arbeit Manual”

I saw this on facebook and wanted to post it here!

In honor of Valentine’s Day, all married, engaged or dating couples: Make this your status and answer honestly.❤

Who’s oldest? Him

Who was interested first? I think it was mutual

Married? Yes 💞

Same high school? No

Most sensitive? Me lol 😢

Worst temper? Him, though I admit I have my moments

More social? Depends on the situation 

Hardest working? Both

Most stubborn? Him, though he would disagree lol 😡 

More sarcastic? Depends on the situation 

Who makes the most mess? Probably equal

Wakes up first? Me 

Bigger Family? Him

What are your middle names? I’m Joseph, he’s Thomas

Whose siblings do you see the most? We’re both only children (unless yuo count Diana, who is a big sis to us both equally 😊)

Do you have any children together? Not biologically, but all our kids are ours, not just his or mine

Who cooks the most? Me

Where do you eat out most as a couple? The Italian place near my job (and if you count fast food, McDonald’s lol) but most often if we’re going to get food, it’s either pizza or Chinese delivery

Who has the craziest exes? LMAO I’m not touching that  😂 

Who cries more? Me…shut up lol  

Better singer? Him

Hogs the remote? We fight over it lol

Who hogs the bed? HIM.  Big time.  But I cuddle up to him, so it works out.

Where was your first date?  Will you guys judge me if I admit I asked him over to netflix and chill? 😉

Better driver? We fight over that too lmao

Better cook? Me

Spends the most? Him, but not just on himself 💗

Smarter? He sure thinks he is…  😂 

Most common sense? Probably about equal, but in different areas

Do you get flowers often? Nope… he could work on that, j/s

Who does laundry? Alfred

Who’s better with the computers? Him, I guess… but I’m better with social media 😜

Who drives when you are together? We take turns

Who picks where you go to dinner? Me usually

Who wears the pants in the relationship? Preferably neither! 😉 

Who eats more sweets? Me!

How long have you been together? 7 years, married for (almost) 5! 

You’re Gorgeous: Josh Dun x Reader fanfic

A/N: Okay if any of you are anything like me, you’ll still be wishing it was Halloween and you’re not even ready to think about Christmas. Sorry this took so long to get too, geez. Lol it’s snowing right now, but Josh fluff is perfect for any season, so let’s just roll with it… love you guys and thank you xoxo

Anonymous said:
Since it’s getting colder out I was wondering if I could request a Josh Dun x reader where the reader wears his sweaters and they cuddle and play outside with the leaves or something. Everything you write is so amazing and I’m a big fan or your work!

“Wake up babe,” Josh nudged you lightly. You had fallen asleep on the couch together eating leftover Halloween candy and watching a horror movie. While the movie kind of freaked you out a little, Josh’s arms were so comforting, and you couldn’t help but slowly drift off into sleep. “Hey y/n, it’s time to get up.”

“I’m comfy,” you whined, snuggling up beside him. “Don’t want to move.”

“But then how are we going to get caramel apples?” he raised an eyebrow. Your eyes opened, you sitting up, staring at him, excited.

“Caramel apples?” you raised your eyebrows.

“Yeah,” Josh laughed. “That woke you up alright.”

“Come on, let’s get dressed,” you decided, tugging him off the couch and traveling to the bedroom. You decided to put on some leggings, a tank top, and you slid on one of Josh’s sweaters, earning a playful glare.

“Is that mine?” a smile curled on the side of his lips.

“Maybe,” you admitted. “But it’s so cozy and it’ll keep me warm.”

“It is a bit chilly out,” Josh sighed, slipping on a sweatshirt himself. “I guess I’ll let you slide.”

“Thank you,” you giggled, and he hugged you tight.

“Let’s go,” he suggested. “Maybe we can even get pumpkin pie while we’re at it.”

“That’s a lot of sweets,” you reminded.

“There’s never too much,” he argued. You guys drove to the farmer’s market downtown, something your town had set up every time it got to be around autumn. Josh turned up some of your favorite music, you leaning back in the shotgun seat, one of his hands holding yours, both of you humming along to the song. Something caught the corner of your eye, the Starbucks sign at the side of the road, and you tugged on Josh’s sleeve.

“Hey, I hear it’s PSL season,” you hinted. “Aren’t you tempted just a little?”

“Fine, one small detour,” he agreed with a smile. After picking up delicious Starbucks, you finally arrived at the farmer’s market. There were little children with their families picking out pumpkins, scouts selling baked goods, and a light chill in the air. Red, orange, and golden leaves littered the ground, warm apple cider being sold in mugs, and plenty of scarves and boots. It was definitely fall.

“Everything’s so pretty,” you grinned, taking in the sight. “It’s like stepping into a fairy tale.”

“Yeah, it’s really gorgeous,” Josh nodded, putting his arm around you as you walked down the street. “But it will never be as gorgeous as you.”

“Shut up,” you teased, kissing him on the cheek. “You’re such a flirt.”

“Sure,” he rolled his eyes. “I’m the flirt.”

“Whatever,” you laughed. “Let’s go find the caramel apples.”

After passing by the kettle corn, cobbler, pork roast, sweet potatoes, and soups, you finally spotted the table full of caramel apples. “Awesome,” Josh smiled. “Go pick out four, that way we can give some to Tyler and Jenna.”

“Are you sure you’re not going to eat them all?” you joked, picking up one and holding it out to him.

“I’m sure,” he promised, pulling out money from his pocket and handing it to you. “I’m going to go buy a basket and grab a pumpkin pie.”

“Great,” your eyes lit up. “Let’s meet by that tree over there when we’re done. Okay?”

“Yup,” Josh nodded. He gave you a kiss on the head before taking off, leaving you to choose a couple of caramel apples. You picked out several before going to the register, greeting the old lady before handing him the cash.

“I saw you with that young man with the pink hair,” she chuckled. “You two seem very friendly.”

“He’s my boyfriend,” you informed with a laugh.

“He must be very sweet,” she gave a fond smile. “It’s so nice to see young love in the air. Young couples are so adorable to watch.”

“Yeah, he’s extremely sweet,” you agreed as she handed you the apples in a small crate and your change. “Thanks so much. You have a great day.”

“You too, sweetheart,” the old lady waved you goodbye. You walked over to the tree, spotting Josh sitting underneath it, basket beside him, talking to a couple little kids. A smile spread on your face as you approached him.

“I want to play drums too,” a little boy in a sweatshirt told Josh.

“That’s awesome,” Josh grinned. “I bet you’d be great.”

“Who’s this?” a little girl with pigtails wondered, looking up at you as you sat beside Josh.

“Y/n?” Josh laughed, turning to face you. “This is the love of my life.”

“What?” the girl tilted her head to the side in confusion.

“Josh is my boyfriend,” you rolled your eyes.

“Oh,” her eyes lit up. “Are you married?”

“No,” you frowned.

“Hopefully one day,” Josh replied, nudging you slightly.

“Yeah,” you giggled. “One day.”

“You should play with us,” the boy in the sweater decided. “It will be fun.”

“What do you think, y/n?” Josh raised his eyebrow. “Up for a little bit of playtime?”

“Absolutely,” you chuckled. You placed the candy apples in the basket and the little girl helped pick you up from the ground and led you guys towards a small park. Josh carried the basket, as well as the little boy on his shoulders, and you glanced at him. He’d be such a good dad. He was so good with kids and full of laughter and love, you’d love to start a family with him one day.

“Do you love Josh too?” the little girl wondered, tapping on your leg. “He said you were the love of his life.”

“Yeah,” you nodded. “I love Josh very much.”

“That’s really nice,” she beamed. “I hope I fall in love one day too.”

“You will,” you reassured. “Everyone does eventually.”

“That’s gross!” the little boy exclaimed overhearing your conversation. “Girls have cooties.”

“Oh just you wait,” Josh laughed. “You’ll change your mind about that later.”

“Here we are!” the little girl exclaimed, spinning around in circles happily, racing towards a pile of leaves before jumping in it.

“Come on,” the little boy begged when Josh put him down. “Play in the leaves with us.”

“I don’t know, buddy,” Josh contemplated it. “It might get a little messy.”

“Please?” he gave him sad puppy dog eyes, and Josh couldn’t resist.

“Okay,” he complied. “Let’s go play in the leaves. You going to join us, y/n?”

“Of course!” you giggled, letting your little kid side out for a bit.

“Yay!” the little boy laughed, racing towards the leaf pile and jumping in it.

“You ready?” you turned towards Josh, extending your hand.

“Heck yeah,” he smiled, intertwining his fingers with yours as you both raced towards the leaf pile, barely big enough for the two of you to jump in. You laughed as the leaves crunched underneath the two of you, the two kids cheering happily, the little boy sprinkling leaves on the tops of your heads and the little girl trying to scoop up the leaves on the sides to make the pile even bigger.

“You have a little something in your hair,” you joked.

“No kidding,” Josh rolled his eyes playfully. He moved closer to you, surprise tackling you until you were covered in leaves.

“Ah! Josh!” you cried, both of you laughing as he kissed you on the lips. He pulled away and the two of you grinning. “You’re so sneaky.”

“You’re so gorgeous,” Josh smiled.

“Whatever,” you smirked, deciding to get revenge and you tackling him this time, pushing him into the leaves with a hug.

“Oh gosh, y/n!” he shrieked, and you giggled, before feeling someone else hug you from behind, and another person.

“Group hug!” the little girl announced.

“Dog pile!” the little boy insisted.

“I think there’s a huge difference between a group hug and a dog pile,” you chuckled.

“It doesn’t matter,” Josh shook his head. “We’ve got little friends and lots of sweets, comfy sweaters and fall leaves, and love is in the air. And I’ve got you, that’s all I could ever ask for. Right?”

“Was that an attempt at a really shitty poem?” you raised your eyebrows and tried not to laugh.

“An attempt,” Josh blushed.

“You’re ridiculous,” you laughed, kissing him on the cheek.

“You’re gorgeous,” he insisted.

“I love you,” you giggled.

“Love you too, y/n,” Josh grinned.

My TOP 5: 2016-17 Season

SHORT DANCE

  1. Virtue/Moir: Legendary Ice Dance making a legendary music icon proud with this SD. I mean this SD is probably gonna be one of the most iconic programs of their career. It is very strong both artistically and technically but the musicality in it and their dance ability just shines. No question why they broke so many records with it.
  2. Hubbell/Donohue: Must admit I was definitely hesitant to this SD when it first came out. I could not understand why they had so many music changes. But by Trophee de France I had fallen in love with it. They made some great choreo changes as the season progressed and I loved it even more. So proud of what they accomplished with it by Worlds. They are one of my top favorite teams.
  3. Hawayek/Baker: I am so excited to see how far they will go with time. i thought this SD was fantastic, they really hit the hip hop notes in the right way. Fun fun fun SD.
  4. Fabbri/Guignard: This SD is how you take swing and apply it to a well loved story like Grease. It was true to the movie and I love their chemistry. They are a great team to watch.
  5. Cappellini/Lanotte: Definition of classy and elegant. I love this SD, how cheeky it is and as always Ana and Luca know how to bring in those little details to make their programs unique.

FREE DANCE

  1. Hubbell/Donohue: Hands down my favorite FD of the season. it has that rise in the dance you want toward the end. It is all tied up really well together. Not to start any controversy but they will give the Shibs a run for their money soon. HD have the chemistry and dance ability that draws you into a story. I will admit this FD made me tear up when they performed it at GPF.
  2. Virtue/Moir: When your faves come back and their FD is to a song you dreamed of them doing, how can you not put them in your personal Top 5? But even though Latch took a bit to sort of take off, they still have that VM magic. Just watching them dance together to anything is always a beauty.
  3. Hawayek/Baker: Not many teams went the classical route but HB just shined with this FD. So easy on the eye.
  4. Weaver/Poje: Another program that at first it was hard for me to understand but by the end and looking back, I think this was one of their finest pieces.
  5. Beaudry/Sorensen: Passion. This team has loads of it and it shows in their FD. I really hope 2018 happens for them in the way they deserve it to.

EXHIBITION

  1. Weaver/Poje: A GEM of a program. Why can’t this be a FD?!I cried almost every time I watched this because it is so moving.
  2. Cappellini/Lanotte: Ana and Luca are some of he best if not the best story tellers. I will buy anything they sell and I rewatch this Gala whenever I can. Just always makes me laugh and makes me happy.
  3. Beaudry/Sorensen: I wish we could have seen more of this Ex. Romantic and smooth and easy on the eye.
  4. Virtue/Moir: Just to watch Scott dance to the Biebs wearing a shirt with their names inside a heart is good for me. LOL No jk, I think by the end we all got a bit tired but it still is fun and sassy.
  5. Hubbell/Donohue: Good mix of hip hop and contemporary. I like the angst of it.

Honorary Shout out to Alex and Mitch who really will be missed <3

“In 2013, as the kaiju attacks grew more frequent, Newt started sharing correspondence with the son of the Jaeger program inventor: Hermann Gottlieb.

Hermann was able to engage Newt’s intellect in a way no one else could. Their letters were passionate and fascinating and the pair agreed to meet in 2017.

They instantly disliked each other.”

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sent by @mollyraesly with her salty teens request (cruise ship is just extra lol) thanks luv!

“We’ve been working on this cruise ship for our summer internship and I swear to god, you get on my nerves so much that sometimes I wish I could throw you overboard but most of the time I hate that all I want to do is to tackle-hug you and make out with you and holy crap you look crazy hot in that bikini/board shorts, how the hell am I supposed to do my job now” AU

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What if you were a student at Hartfeld??????
If I were a Hartfeld student #MyDormMyChoice. Post up what your dorm would look like if you were a Hartfeld student, either post pics, edit a screenshot or write a piece about your life at Hartfeld!

My room would have picture frames on the walls of book and movie quotes, all the ones I adore. I’d have book shelves and space under the bed for secret or special possessions, lots and lots of books. A Wallace and Gromit photo album, like the one I really own, along with my precious teddy bear Aldo, named for my uncle and my precious tweenies and tardis , so I can feel at home with all those childhood cuddlies. my little monk statue and along side him my owl statue , (called pork scratchings) and my coffee cup. A big blue quilt and wool blanket for the bed , lots of cushions and pillows and a curtain to hide the messily made bed and for extra coziness and a feeling of security and mystery , lol. On the window sill would be my plants, perhaps a bonsai tree, daffodils and for get me not flowers, which I will likely kill after a week. Hanging on the door would be my furry parka and placed at the door my Wellington boots and ankle boots that I’ll wear incase of a zombie apocalypse!!! Oh and so much more I wish I could have n add lol. 😊 oh also I would be doing psychology and history…

I actually just saw some ‘muslim’ tumblr accounts that I’ve never come across before 😕 one of them even said 'I’m not wearing hijab tomorrow’. Another said 'I’m gunna walk out my house wearing a turban now’.

Firstly it’s obvious these individuals don’t even know what the hijab is. Secondly to them it is nothing but a head scarf. Thirdly, more importantly, put aside the obligation of hijab, the the understanding of tawheed, praying salaah the correct way etc is something which they’re are alienated to. They don’t even know what Bid'ah or shirk means and how grave of a sin it is. They just live life like the kuffar and think they’ll have it easy in the Akhira tbh.

So why waste your time with them when all they respond with is ignorant statements, foul language and disgusting filthy pictures of naked people to show that they have no Taqwa??

How low have we become that we feel the need to converse with such people?

anonymous asked:

also merc calls himself a 'pink flower' which is y'know, another damn sexual innuendo lol, but I like the idea of merc wearing actual pink flowers in his hair, or ben picking them and tucking them behind merc's ear

i love u. idk who u are but i love u. i wish i could draw merc wearing flowers in his hair bc yes what beautiful sight that would be,

imagine this:

  • Mercutio growing his hair out and Benvolio braiding flowers into it, whispering into Merc’s ear: I gave you my pink flowers, now give me yours. Benvolio appears quiet and shy when actually he is one smooth horny motherfucker. (this was originally going somewhere romantic but we have enough of that w r&j themselves ew)
  • Whenever Mercutio went to balls while Ben stayed home,, he brought him pink flowers, telling Ben, “Don’t worry, my pink flower is for you only.”
  • the only two times Ben cries upon seeing pink flowers are: 
    • their wedding: he cries bc he loves the fucking stupid idiot in front of him who brought him them and who can’t abandon sexual innuendos even on their wedding day and bc he is still acknowledging that they will be spending their lives together
    • as he lays them on Merc’s grave when he realizes they won’t, after all, be spending their lives together
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“I took the challenge to wear color contacts this time… My eyes are blue. *close-up on his eyes* I wish I could get myself as close to the image of Camus as possible. I really hate contacts, but I tried my best to find myopia color contacts and practice putting them on. I’ve gotten used to them during the live.”

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me and @unspacey came up with a dance au where mob is a ballet dancer and teru is a hip hop dancer so i had to doodle them… i am actually in love with this au now though i wish i could write it lol

Tag Game

Rules: Tag people you want to get to know better.

Tagged by: @ryukreya

Relationship Status: single

Favourite Colour: pink, purple, blue and red, also I really love pastel colors

Lipstick or Chapstick?: chapstick, like sometimes I wish I could wear more lipstick but yeah, I love chapsticks

Last song you listened to: I think it was Friends are Family from the Lego Batman Movie lol

Last movie you watched: Pride and Prejudice <3

Top 3 Characters: Lance (Voltron), Oz & Alice (Pandora Hearts)

Top 3 Ships: uuuuh rn I guess it’s klance, bubbline & ozlice

Books and manga you are currently reading: the magnus chase books, I started mob psycho 100 a while ago, the rivers of london books and that’s pretty much it rn haha aaa

Top 5 Musicals: that’s diffifcult because I love musicals buuut favourite ones I’ve actually seen live were the three musketeers (that was the first one I’ve seen!!), wicked and tarzan and otherwise I guess heathers and elisabeth, at least I have seen heathers on yt and the recordings of elisabeth, also rly love the songs from hamilton and dance of the vampires and when I was 13/14 I was really into cats, so yeah idk there are too many aaaa

I’m gonna tag @sawyer-is-unisex, @clearlynotahipster, @poweredbuttercup96 & @mizumi-kahago

yeah, if you don’t want to you don’t have to do it and also if I didn’t tag you, but you want to, feel free to do it! ~

anonymous asked:

Seriously thank you for the post with Alex's outfits and Harry Styles dressing way too similar. And not because I think he's copying him but because I want his ugly fans to see that how he's dressing is nothing new, wearing pink doesn't mean he's "bending gender roles" why didn't they say that for Alex too? As for his music LOL! Styles wishes he could write or sing even half as good as Alex. Please..

idk i don’t necessarily want to be mean to the harry fans, it was just a joke (a subtle drag towards harry, but still just a joke haha). but i agree that neither harry nor alex was the first to dress like that and that they aren’t exactly breaking gender roles. and i agree that harry’s writing doesn’t compare to alex’s, but if people like it that’s cool. it’s just a bit baffling that they’re comparing it to alex’s music since it’s not that similar and alex’s songwriting skills are on a different level imo