i wish he was a real person

anonymous asked:

You. Are. Just. A. Cartoon. Who cares about Splinter is dead? He is just cartoon character, and you others are too...

Just a cartoon? That doesn’t make sense. I am just as real as you are. Could a cartoon hurt this much? Could a cartoon grieve this much? Sometimes I wish I was just a cartoon so I didn’t have to suffer anymore.

Do you have any idea how insensitive you sound? Everyone cares about Sensei because he was an amazing man. He did so much good for so many and never asked for anything in return. He was x100 the person you are, a cowardly little gray face sending Anon hate to people who are grieving after a death of a loved one. You are the worst kind of person.

Do something useful for the first time in your life and screw off.

So after watching Hidden Figures I’ve been researching the lives of the main three protagonists and I found something really beautiful??? 

Karl Zielinski, the Polish Jewish man who in the film encourages Mary Jackson to go get her engineering degree is based on a real person! The real man’s name was Kazimierz Czarnecki and I wish that they’d left his real name in the narrative. He was a long time mentor of Mary and they even published a whole bunch of scientific papers together! And, when he retired, she threw a party for him.

Kevin Costner’s ‘Some White Men Were Good During Segregation’ plotline was utterly useless, unnecessary and complete historical revisionism designed to make white people feel comfortable. If they wanted a white male protagonist, they should have focused on the achievements of Kazimierz Czarnecki instead and celebrated the solidarity between Jewish people and Black people.

kobaytakakage  asked:

hey error if you had three wishes and they hade to be about ink what would they be(same goes to ink)

Let’s see, if I had three wishes, I would wish for Ink…
1. to stop puking ink all the time and ruining everyone’s carpets
2. to be an extra inch smaller, just to tick him off and
3. to have a real soul so he won’t have to rely on that strange rainbow mixture anymore. And he can feel on his own. To have real emotions and all. …I don’t care PERSONALLY, it’s just weird! And kinda gross! I mean, he’s basically a zombie on drugs right now?!

Same to me? Okay, let’s see… three wishes I have for Error…
1 - give him much more stable coding so glitchy will be less twitchy
2 - why not change his colors to rainbow? Rainbow Error is the new g/way!
3 - prevent him from crashing anymore because that’s the worst ever. Honestly, just the possibilities that could happen are bad enough!

I'll be home for Christmas


 “I’m sorry Seba I was looking forward to spending Christmas with you to,” a smile crossing your features while walking towards the airport terminal.

Deep sigh leaving his lips as he rested his cell between ear and shoulder tying up the last and smaller gift. “When will your flight leave?” Sebastian knew how important those last minute book signing events were to you and couldn’t begrudge you for going to Atlanta for your fans.

“Sunday night all the other flights were booked solid I was lucky to get this one,” finding a seat you had to cover the microphone or your surprise would be ruined.

After all you managed to finish up the signing of your latest book early an idea popped into your head on how to surprise your boyfriend of three years. Neither of you having seen the other for the last six weeks, Sebastian filming his last project before the Christmas season. While you’d been promoting your latest best seller. Now you’re heading home to New York but telling Sebastian you won’t be back till later. Knowing how heartbroken he’d be right now yet hopefully ecstatic to see you once your home.

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Thoughts on Doumeki Pushing Yashiro in Chapter 24

I want to take a moment to discuss Doumeki’s behavior in Chapter 24, and the way he’s pushing/coaxing Yashiro after Y tells him to stop. Many of you have voiced your concern and discomfort over this interaction. Ever since the chapter came out, I’ve been reading your posts and gathering my thoughts. I don’t wish to discount the fact that Doumeki IS pushing Yashiro, and Yashiro said NO. No means no. These kinds of situations are all too real and this chapter hits close to home, personally. Now, even with that in mind, I want to dig a little deeper.

If you haven’t already, I encourage you to reread chapter 23 and 24 together, one right after the other. If we back up a chapter, Yashiro is actually the one pushing. Doumeki clearly states that he doesn’t want to have sex.

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Shawn is one of the most amazing, humble, talented, life loving and caring persons I ever know. He is like sunshine who gives this nasty, confusing world happiness and brightness, he is the person who stays real no matter what. Maybe thats why he is my inspiration, reason why I won’t give up. Maybe thats why I love him and appreciate his hard work. All I wish is that he won’t give up on anything, I wish he won’t let his self down. Because we all know how pure he is and thats why he needs to be protected by all coasts. And do you know how many reasons we can find to love him? Millions. This human deserves every humans respect. All of this may sound cheesy, but I really love this person and it’s kinda sad that he cant love me back.

Real life criminal minds interactions #2

Update : Cute guy walks into class and asks me if I knew Thomas Gibson left the show. We talked about it and then I said ’ I wish he got to leave the show like Morgan did ’ and he looks at me with pure horror and says ’ He leaves!’. And I realize he didn’t know that and he is panicking and it was adorable I tell him how Morgan left and he is still sad.

We then proceed to talk about how Reid could potentially be in trouble cause of the whole episode 13 being called ‘Spencer’ and he says

’ I hope Morgan comes back and saves his pretty boy’

I am screaming

anonymous asked:

Tae's a virgin sis he was in the airport having to fill dis form asking his sex(gender) nd he said "never done it bfore"

i wish this was a joke but he fr did this n ya girl is screaming in chilis rn. sometimes i can’t believe he’s a real living person

Whoops I’m getting emotional about Zevran.

So like… the way he’s recruited. It seems like an obvious trap - he tries to kill you, he fails and gets knocked out instead, and immediately upon waking up advertises his brand-new services to you as a personal bodyguard. Like, it’s sketchy as hell from an outside perspective. Several companions will immediately voice their mistrust of him, and a Warden can be equally mistrustful if they wish. And if you recruit him (let’s be real - you recruit him), he’s very cheerful about it all, and seems unperturbed by the fact that the majority of the party doesn’t trust him at all and fully expects him to try to assassinate them again at some point.

But… that’s not how it is at all. Looking at what he’s going through internally during all of this breaks my heart. When the Warden and co first walk into his trap, I can only imagine what is going through his mind - In the next few minutes, I’ll be dead. He fully expected - and wanted - to lose that battle and be killed by his quarry. What we are witnessing in game is not an assassination attempt, but Zevran’s attempted suicide disguised as an assassination. And when he wakes up after the battle, with his target standing over him instead of having killed him… well, the first words out of his mouth are “Ohhh, I rather thought I would wake up dead. Or not wake up at all, as the case may be.”

Like, that wasn’t a last-conscious-thought kind of thing before blacking out. That was something he had been thinking ever since he took on the contract. That once it was over, he would be dead.

And then he asks, almost halfheartedly, for his life. Oh sure, he makes a convincing show of arguing for it, but he doesn’t really care, at least he doesn’t think he does. I’m not even sure he knows why he’s doing it to begin with. He wanted to die, but didn’t die, so… where to go from here? He’s a captive of the very Warden he tried to kill, and so he begs them for his life, offers to serve them instead, flirts a little to sweeten the deal - and they go for it. Suddenly he’s not a Crow anymore, something that has defined him his whole life; now he’s just one more member of a ragtag band of heroes, who actually end up trusting him to watch their back. I bet there was a lot of “No, we’re not letting him take the first watch alone,” at first that gradually stopped as people realized that weeks had passed, and he had made no move to kill them.

And then like, his relationship with the Warden? I’m coming from a romance perspective here because he is my favorite romance option of the game, but even when you’re friends, here’s someone who asks him questions and seems genuine about it, who makes sure he’s doing all right, who gives him gifts without expecting any in return, just because they think he’d like it. Like, even with Taliesen and Rinna, all his interactions were based around the fact that he was expected to be an efficient killer. And you can see him gradually coming out of his shell, realizing that the walls he’s put up to protect himself his whole life don’t need to stay up when he’s around these people.

AND THEN THE ROMANCE I CAN’T HANDLE IT? Because it starts out purely as a physical thing, two people looking for simple pleasure when the rest of the world is going to hell. And then he starts to care about them? And he’s like “What is this, I swore this off when Rinna died what are these feelings” and it’s so obvious from the dialogue that he cares about you as more than just a leader or a fuck buddy, and he’s trying to hide it. He tells a romanced Warden about what happened with Rinna far earlier than he tells an unromanced Warden, and that’s because without even realizing it he’s falling for them and falling hard and is thus more willing to divulge the truth behind why he took them on as a contract, and what happened with his previous romantic attachment. Like, he cares about so much more than sex and tries so hard to not let this be seen because it’s something that’s always protected him - he’s good at sex, he could always use it to his advantage or to simply find a little pleasure between missions, and it’s so much easier for him than dealing with his own emotions.

And when he finally kills Taliesen and is truly free of the Crows for the first time in his life, only then does he really start revealing his feelings. He gives the Warden a little gift like they’ve been doing for him, but if the Warden tried to attach some meaning to it he backs off and gets nervous. And he starts rejecting them when they invite him to bed, and snaps at them if they ask about it. Like, he’s so afraid of what he’s feeling that he’s pushing them away, trying to understand it and figure out what to do, because the last time he let himself care about someone so much it ended in heartbreak. And then when the Warden finally convinces him to talk about it… like, he still can’t say everything because he’s too afraid, but it’s so clear that he loves them and can’t bear the thought anymore of being apart from them.

He just goes from being broken and suicidal to being so happy and having someone he can be happy with, and even ten years after the Blight ends he’s the only DA:O romance that’s still with the Warden and not off on some other business (I’m not discussing what happens if the Warden dies because what that doesn’t ever happen what are you talking about). And I just get so emotional about it. He deserves so much and you can give him all of that and more and it makes me so happy gdi.

Weightlifting Fairy Kim Bok-joo - Final Thoughts

It’s official - this is one of my favorite shows and favorite couples of all time. In fact, I love (almost) all of the characters. It is one of the best coming-of-age shows out there, because it shows the process of growing up in a way that feels real and organic, but there is genuine payoff to the lessons along the way. The show also managed to never succumb to the dreaded mid-episodes slump or to utter boredom after the OTP finally gets together. I’m sure if I thought about it I could find a few complaints along the way, but they are vastly overshadowed by the positives.

As for the OTP, if only every boyfriend in the world were like Jung Joon-hyung. He is imperfect and still learning, but that only helps to sell him as a real person rather than mere wish-fulfillment. I also love the Bok-joo is not perfect as a person or a girlfriend. All too often, dramas fall into a pattern where a nearly perfect (or if she’s “ugly” it’s because they stuck glasses on a model-gorgeous woman and tried to convince us she’s ugly), long-suffering but never complaining woman gains the love of an asshole mostly for putting up with him. In this case, Bok-joo is awesome but not perfect, and Joon-hyung loves her just as she is. They will continue to be two imperfect people who love each other no matter what and will learn to be better, together.

Thank you to everyone who made this show a great ride.

anonymous asked:

Mark is a real person, by just not fictitious personality. Imagine how he'd feel reading your au. Frankly, the whole thing is a little messed up, and I can't think of any way for it to be fully justified.

Oh man, hiding behind fucking anonymous? Shows a real lot. I came to you, making a joke about it, but no, you hide like a little bitch.

Here’s a thing, fuck off and let people have fun, darling. Stop trying to dictate every little thing a creator wishes to do. If he is uncomfortable with it, I’ll stop. But he never addresses such things. He’s only ever stated the thing about lewd content. 

It’s fiction. It isn’t real. RARELY does an internet personality complain about their image being used in fiction. RARELY. Mark has seen himself getting fucked by Springtrap, dude. I don’t think the torture stuff is too much for him. He’s seen it. It is gaurenteed he has seen it. And guess what? Mark doesn’t give a shit. At least not enough to come and tell me/make a blanket statement to stop.

Good luck trying to stop little children who draw stuff like this. Stop trying to dictate what an artist can and can’t do. I’m tired of this super sensitive “YOU CAN’T DO THAT BECAUSE FEELINGS” bullshit. 

Again, if Mark had a problem, he’s speak up about it. NO ONE I’ve drawn like that/ written about has complained. And it’s not like I actually want this stuff to happen, I do not one bit. I am a pasifist and I am very against actual violence. I can’t even squish a goddamn bug, dude. I care deeply about Mark and want him to be happy. In a sense, my drawings of him are just characters.

You can do much better than complain about what someone wishes to do with their time, honey.

tl:dr; fuck you, i’m going to draw what I want to draw.

Jungkook Scenario: You Belong With Me.

Request:  HEREEEEER I’M AGAIN TO REQUEST A WEREWOLF IMAGINE W/ JK!!!! Where he is jealous of me (bc i’m always talking with his “enemy”), you know mate stuff! please write something cute, like he acting like a real dog (like cuddles and etc)

Genre: Fluff / Romance - Werewolf AU

It was well known amongst the ones of his kind that a controlled temper wasn’t exactly what characterized them, but in times like these, Jungkook wished he could look to the other side and simply ignore the fact that his girlfriend was talking with no other than the person he hated the most.

With quick steps he approached the two of you, trying to keep his cool on the outside because inside he was already burning up, he could feel his blood heating up to the thought of you getting any closer to that guy.

–So, Taehyung, don’t you have another person to bore with your talking? – Jungkook stood next to you, passing a not so discreet arm around your shoulders while looking at Taehyung straight in the eyes.

The latter laughed and held back Jungkook’s gaze. –Y/N seemed pretty interested in what I had to say, I’m so sorry that hurts your pride–

–She’s just being polite, but you can go now, nobody’s going to stop you – Jungkook took a step forward and crossed his arms in front of his chest, standing between you and Taehyung.

–She was perfectly fine before you came – Taehyung also took a step forward and it was only your arm tapping Jungkook’s shoulder what took his attention away from him.

–Guys, if you even care to notice, I’m here– you gave them an annoyed look while crossing your arms. –You don’t have to speak for me–

–See? Y/N can speak for herself– Taehyung spat this time and Jungkook took a deep breath before grabbing your hand.

–She knows that– he threw a last look full of disdain to Taehyung while pulling you closer to his body. –As she also knows that’s she’s better away from you–

Jungkook was still holding your hand firmly while he did a mocking courtesy to Taehyung, before he turned around on his heels without even waiting any type of response from the other and making you follow him.

–I think we are away enough Kook…– you said a little short of breath due to Jungkook’s rushed walking, he was clearly mad, you could see it on his tense shoulders and jaw, on the sharp intakes of breath that he took and the way his skin was burning up against your palm. You pulled at his hand to make him stop and he avoided your eyes, but you placed a hand on the side of his face, cupping his cheek even if his skin was seething beneath your fingers.

–Why you always get so territorial with Taehyung? it’s not good for you– you whispered softly, trying to tame down his increasing rage.

–I know, but didn’t you see the way he was looking at you? He wants you for him Y/N and you are…–

–I’m what? –

Jungkook looked at you while his thumb caressed the back of your hand as a distracting motion to relax him, he didn’t want to say that you were exactly his because he didn’t want you thinking he was treating you like a possession or something, but you were his as much as someone could belong to another person. So whenever Taehyung looked at you the same way Jungkook always did, with that want that he himself felt so clear on his eyes, his vision literally turned red.

He hated to carry his emotions on his face in front of him but whenever you were involved it was hard to get a grip on himself. He knew you were waiting for an answer, but Jungkook did the only thing that felt safe and right at that moment; he hugged you.

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That Which You Cannot Undo  by: uraneia

Because the man standing on Stiles’s front porch is easily the most attractive person Stiles has ever laid eyes on. Cheekbones like cut glass. Stubble so even you could sand a canoe. Dark hair, straight nose, eyes like a watercolor painting. He looks kinda pissed. Stiles thinks, Damn, I wish I’d put on real pants.

Then he gets a hit of the guy’s aura and makes time for even more regrets.

Before he even knows it’s a tell he’s stepping back, already calling on his spark, letting power gather at his fingertips, though Goddess knows he can’t pull enough to put down a werewolf. Not one this powerful. The taste of all that strength is fresh, simmering just beneath the surface.

Stiles can see the second the guy figures out he’s a witch. His nostrils twitch and his eyes flash red.

But he doesn’t look angry anymore. In fact, he just seems… surprised. “Uh,” he says as his eyes fade back to green-brown. “Hi.”

Stiles lets the magic dissipate. It takes the last of his headache with it, and he curses himself for not thinking of that earlier. A little adrenaline rush goes a long way. “Hi,” he parrots. “Um. So you’re a werewolf.”

The man nods. “And you’re a mage.”

With a snort, Stiles corrects the word. “A witch. I’m far too young to be a mage.”

That earns him a curious look, but the guy doesn’t ask for elaboration. “My name is Derek Hale. I’m looking for Dr. Martin.”

Of course. A ridiculously hot werewolf shows up on Stiles’s doorstep. Who else would he be there for? “Well, you’d better come in, then,” he says. He’s wary, but he doesn’t actually sense any malicious intent. “Have you eaten breakfast?”

By twenty-eight, Stiles has resigned himself to a quiet life of working in his magic shop, selling Jackson Whittemore fart-inducing tea, and looking after his goddaughter. It’s a good life. But the quiet goes to hell when his sister, Lydia, shows up with a crispy werewolf in her trunk and a bite mark on her shoulder, because hard on her heels comes the hottest person Stiles has ever seen, and he happens to be looking for his uncle.

You know, the dead guy Stiles helped Lydia bury last night.

(Or: the Pracitical Magic AU nobody asked for.)

Grey's Anatomy: What's Jo Wilson's Real Name? | EW

It’s the question that’s been plaguing Grey’s Anatomy fans since the reveal that Jo Wilson isn’t who she says she is: What’s her real name?

In the season 12 finale, it was revealed that Jo Wilson (Camilla Luddington) was previously married to an abusive man, so she ran, changing her name to Jo Wilson from, well, Grey’s fans have not been privy to that information — and we’re not alone.

“I still don’t know her name!” Luddington tells EW. “I keep waiting for her to say it. If Alex [Justin Chambers] asks, I think he’d be the one person she’d tell, so I wish he did.”

While Jo and Alex may be on the road to recovery, that’s not the only burning question that remains. “I’m also super curious as to why she picked ‘Jo’ for her new name,” Luddington says. “Was there significance for her? I like to think she grew up reading Little Women and loved Jo March, who is one of my favorite headstrong female characters, and took it from that. But that’s just me fantasizing about the reason why. I’m excited for the episode that really answers it all.”

Hopefully, we’ll find out when Grey’s Anatomy returns Thursday, Jan. 19 at 8 p.m. ET on ABC.

youwerehere  asked:

Can you pick a top 5 Alex looks from EYCTE-era shows??? I wanna know!

First of all, thank you for giving me an excuse to look at tour pictures for like 3 and a half hours, I wish I was exaggerating!
Also, I want to say that I’m a very indecisive person and I will probably regret not including an outfit the second I hit the post button.

There will be some cheating in here I’m not gonna lie because he looked so good on this tour like I still can’t believe he’s an actual real person that I saw with my own two eyeballs.

This is gonna be LONG!! 

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A John Ambrose Mcclaren is an ideal guy, the one you wish you could have. You know how girls imagine that their perfect guy would be sweet, caring, sensitive, and all the other characteristics they shower this imaginary person with. Except, this time, he’s very much real - that’s what a John Ambrose Mcclaren is. The catch is though, he’s not the one you end up with. John Ambrose is the guy equivalent of Robin in How I Met Your Mother a.k.a. “the one we like but can never be with”. He’s not the one you fall in love with because no matter how ideal he is - there is a person out there who is not your ideal person but, is your match.
—  m.c.,
[and sadly, you’re my john ambrose and i don’t know what to do, honestly]

Author: freelancejouster @sugaquillz

Description: “’We could run away to Vegas or something,“ Namjoon heard himself saying, pressing the words into Jimin’s hair, “get married on a whim, fuck everyone else.“Jimin laughed, because Namjoon had said this before, with the same surety, the same inflections. "That’s not the kind of person you are,” said Jimin, not for the first time, kissing his boyfriend softly. They both knew that it was true. Namjoon was always putting others expectations before his own wants, succeeding in everything he did because he thought it was expected of him.But when Jimin looked up to meet Namjoon’s eyes after their kiss broke, Jimin saw something unexpected in his boyfriend’s eyes. Something wild, something insistent.“What if I was?” asked Namjoon. 

AKA: The One Where They Don’t Get Married In Vegas”

Pairing: Minjoon

Word Count: 5505

Status: Complete


Irresistible vs. Orison: An Analysis

I’ll never forget when the Orison previews started airing. How incredibly excited I was for this episode. Irresistible was so perfectly written and executed, that I couldn’t wait for the return of the terrifying villain, Donnie Pfaster.

So let’s look at each episode. First, Irresistible. Here is what worked:

Mulder and Scully

Scully was extremely vulnerable in this episode, but Mulder handles it perfectly. Irresistible is one of the reasons I will still defend CC now and again – and will NEVER buy into the idea that he “hates” women – because he writes Scully, Mulder and their interaction so well here. Scully is not melodramatic about her fears. She seeks help and she is honest and raw in the scene with the therapist. When the doctor points out that Scully is talking about herself “in the second person” and Scully’s confession that she doesn’t want Mulder to feel like he has to protect her….it’s all very painful, but feels real. (I only wish CC could always write dialogue like this.)

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i’m going to answer these questions together since they’re both about tachihara!! i mean i literally just wrote an appreciation post for the black lizard in general but i realised i also missed out this gem of this omake

being tachihara is honestly suffering… real life tachihara was no different he died so young what a shame tachihara provides such good comedy to the series (i wish he interacted more with chuuya! they could honestly be such a rowdy gang of redheads together)

i don’t have a lot of couple-ish headcanons but here are some general tachihara things i could probably imagine!

  • probably the only person who doesn’t know that gin is a girl. or that gin is akutagawa’s sister
  • when he finds out (about both things) he nearly collapses from the shock?? he keeps a safe distance away from akutagawa fearing for himself for all the times he’s ever wronged gin… he just starts sweating a lot and trying to apologise until gin knees him really hard and says (in her pure sweet voice) to cut that crap (tachihara only ends up sweating more)
  • they train by fighting each other and sometimes they get so carried away that hirotsu has to break them apart
  • gin actually having nicked tachihara on his nose before, which he had to bandage up. when people asked him about it, he said it was a “cool fashion trend”, so now  he keeps wearing one to hide the fact gin got him good that one time.
  • everyboody thinks his jacket is uncool. the only one who supports him is chuuya (more reasons for him to look up to chuuya)
  • tachihara talks fashion with chuuya sometimes
  • did i mention he probably looks up to chuuya
  • he doesn’t aim to be an executive though. black lizard is a comfortable place to be and he gets to shoot at things while looking badass. he hates paperwork and extra responsibility