i will try to do every one

coffeekeyboardsss  asked:

Making a pillow fort and watching star wars with Peter headcanons?

tHIS is my new favorite idea EVER. it’s a little short but hope it works :)

  • peter being super excited when you agree to come over and watch star wars with him
  • because let’s face it, you and star wars were his two all time favorite things 
  • him running around the apartment anxiously for a good 2 hours before you came over trying to tidy the place up as fast as he can
  • worrying about if there were enough blankets and pillows even though he’s gotten every single one in sight of the apartment
  • him realizing about 10 minutes before you’re supposed to be there that he forgot snacks 
  • him calling ned in a panic to go get you guys food 
  • you running into ned in the elevator as he’s coming back with armfuls of food 
  • “heyy y/n um i just do peter’s grocery shopping now” 
  • “i’m not going to even ask” 
  • meanwhile peter is still frantically running around the apartment bc he’s now changed his shirt 12 different times 
  • hearing you AND ned come in the front door 
  • “nED wow!!1! what are you doing here? what’s all that f-for? what a s-surprise!” 
  • “oh save it parker i already told her” 
  • peter giving ned the look
  • you giggling because it’s starting to hit you that peter is actually super nervous about all of this 
  • “peter we’ve literally been dating for 7 months you don’t need to still be nervous around me” 
  • ned being kicked out by peter despite ned’s protests that he should be included bc a) he brought the snacks b) sTAr wARS 
  • walking into the living room to see the billion pillows and blankets peter rounded up 
  • “AWW PETER” 
  • him blushing aLOT because he really wanted to do something special for you and is really happy you like it
  • he puts on the first episode of star wars and joins you on the couch immediately snuggling next to you
  • you playing w/ his hair obviously 
  • him shooting up suddenly in the middle of the movie 
  • “PiLLOw fORT” 
  • you nodding quickly at the idea and laughing at his sudden burst of excitement
  • he literally jumps off the couch 
  • grabbing all the pillows and blankets and putting them in a pile 
  • trying to strategize where each one should go 
  • peter trying to use his math and engineering smarts to be very technical about it
  • him using a lot of technical vocab
  • “peter we’re building a fort not a rocket” 
  • “so???”
  • the pillow fort falling and collapsing
  • a lot 
  • “guess your brains aren’t that useful”
  • “hEY :(” 
  • “just kidding i love you” 
  • finally making a somewhat stable fort with him
  • by now the first movie is over
  • crawling inside the fort after putting on the next movie 
  • practically laying on peter whilst cuddling
  • him having trouble focusing on the movie with you literally on top of him 
  • but he can’t help that he keeps stealing glances at you because he still swears you’re the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen 
  • “h-hey y/n, you stole my heart like the rebellion stole the death star plans” 
  • “i’m in love with a nerd”  

scottieisstressed  asked:

do you know of any good codependency and/or clingy fics? thank you!

you should check everything by fawkesflame123 and greenbergsays (AO3) :D

for more codependency (please check additional tags):

We Were Here All Along by giselleslash

After the events in DC Bucky shows up at Steve’s door. All Steve wants to do is hide him away from the world so when Natasha offers the use of one of her safehouses Steve takes her up on it. Now the two of them are together, and on their own, nothing but two ghosts haunting a cabin in the woods desperately trying to get back to each other.

the best thing i’ll ever do (is holding close to you) by hitlikehammers

Every man has his breaking point. And much as they tried; much as people tended to forget—Steve Rogers is no more than that: a man.

And no man can be expected to last long with his whole heart stopped on ice.

Or: in which Steve reaches the end of his line after trying to live with the consequences of Bucky going back on ice. Because Steve Rogers is only a mortal man. And mortal men have limits as to how much heartbreak they can stand.

Our Endless Numbered Days by hitlikehammers

They promised each other to the end of the line. But when they made that promise, they couldn’t have known it. They couldn’t have dreamt that their line might be infinite. They could never have imagined a world where that end might never come.

It’s an obligation they never could have foreseen, Bucky knows that.

Bucky knows that it’s wrong to hold anyone to that kind of vow.

near mint by liketheroad

Steve Rogers lets his hair down.

Einherjar by thecommodore_squid

But Steve was fine.

Sure, he hadn’t seen Bucky in months, and sometimes he was at the punching bag so long that his skin started to peel off to expose the bones of his fingers, and sometimes he couldn’t find the energy to drag himself out of bed, and sometimes he went weeks without sleeping, and sometimes he thought about throwing himself head-first off the nearest tall structure, but he was fine.

He was absolutely, perfectly, one-hundred percent, fucking fine.

In which Steve learns how to deal with his shit, and Bucky learns how to stop leaving.

all we have to lay on the line by tigriswolf

There is a difference between justice and vengeance, and Steve’s not digging any graves.

Listen… For the life of me I cannot watch fights in anime or read them in manga.

I cannot do it. I do not have the attention span. I will die. I will flop over and die from boredom. I could love the characters more than life itself but if I try to read a drawn-out fight my soul will transcend this plane before I’m even half-way through.

Not all manga/anime are as bad as others. BNHA and One Punch Man, for example, finish up their fights in a semi-timely manner, and for this reason I can make it through them. But if we’re going with most shounen anime/manga; I’m dead. I’m fucking dead. My hell would just be me being forced to watch all the One Piece fights back to back for eternity.

And like, these drawn out fights don’t even make sense! My writer-brain tells me that fights are supposed to be written as fast-paced, mostly physical, only slightly technical, and shouldn’t be worrying about diving deep into a character’s thoughts. Fights are supposed to be shallow.

Here’s why: your brain cannot fucking do the shit these protagonists do. It can’t. The brain is marvelous and complex and I love her but by god she cannot be trying to help you survive a fight and be pumping you full of adrenaline AND be thinking about your extensive abandonment issues at the same time. She can’t do it. The brain is just gonna focus on the issue at hand, i.e. staying the fuck alive, and save the rest for later, when you’re not about to die.

Can you imagine trying to fight an anime protagonist in real life? They’d die!! You’d punch them and then they’d just step back and stand there with a blank look on their face while they had some flashback!!! Bitch would be dead in like, 30 seconds.

Why can’t they just fight hard, get the job done, then go home, take a bath, stare at the wall while eating ramen, and then go ‘oh, fuck, my childhood was really messed up. I should work on that’ like the rest of us

“Sometimes with films you have a freedom to be able to, okay, we got that take so let’s try another one where suddenly I’ll say this, or you’ll get to improv. You can’t do that with stage. We have to make it new every time, and also within the structured settings.”

cloacina replied to your photoset “some hunter doodles from my twitter! [please do not save/edit/use my…”

Did you design both armour sets? I love the 2nd one. The thigh pattern, the void arm, the chest detailing! Also these poses are great, gave them the perfect hunter vibe.

Oh no, I have no idea how to design things. Every Destiny thing I draw is referenced from in-game armor. The first set is the Swordflight 4.1 from D2, and the second set is the Snow Angel set with the Iron Companion Helm and the Cloak of the Sixth Reign from D1:

(ps: thank you!!) 

anonymous asked:

How do you know these facts? If I ran this blog any time someone asked a question I would be tempted to listen thru every episode again to make sure my info is right lol. (Also this blog is awesome)

I really, really, really like The Adventure Zone and trying to figure what’s canon from jokes and fanon. I do look up facts from time to time, though, when I need to double check something.

And also, I downloaded all of the episodes (even the bonus ones) recently, so I can listen to them whenever I’m near the computer. Which is a lot of the time. 

I just thought that, hey, I really like TAZ, and not a lot of people ask me questions about it, and so I said “hey, why not make a blog dedicated to answering those questions?” and I did, and honestly, I’m glad it’s taken off so well so fast. I just hope I can keep this up.

Also, again, thank you for the compliments! I genuinely feel a little better whenever someone does that.

pendaymonium  asked:

What do you think would happen if class 1-A went bowling? :3c

i love prompts where a group of rowdy eccentrics try doing normal people things kasjfklsdajf. 

  • Iida is like Rei Ryuugazaki from Free! if you catch my drift
    • he does all the calculations. “if i change the angle of trajectory and force and take into account the wind speed and the spin tHEN THE BALL SHOULD STRIKE ALL TEN PINS
    • he throws it and it lands in the gutter. he falls to the floor, dejected and confused that math let him down
  • Ojiro uses his tail to roll the ball. This starts a class-wide screaming debate over whether or not he should be disqualified
    • he is allowed to continue, but without his tail
  • Shouji plays in ten lanes at once. Everyone watches him, clapping politely with oohs and ahhs here and there
    • Kouda is always there, the best audience member. he winces at the loud noises tho
    • Satou tries to one-up him and fails miserably. he ends up getting sugar all over the floor
    • Aoyama tries and fails to utilize his laser to help him somehow beat Shouji. He doesn’t even mind
  • Yaoyorozu makes her own bowling ball bc she finds the ones provided uncomfortable and not good for use. Jirou has to sit her down and explain for a good ten minutes why that’s not allowed
  • Hagakure is taking advantage of invisibility and sliding all the way down the lane with her ball in hand just to get strikes
    • to be fair, she’s not the only one cheating
      • Ashido puts low-concentration acid on the floor so people slip and flub shots
      • Mineta puts his grape things underneath one or two pins so people in very specific lanes can never get strikes
      • Kaminari uses static electricity to help him out a bit
      • Uraraka thought about using her quirk to manipulate the ball but felt bad so she didn’t go through with it
      • Tokoyami considered using Dark Shadow but decided it wasn’t worth it lmao
      • Sero puts his tape under a few pins (similar to Mineta actually) but then feels bad and takes them out because it’s unfair lol
  • Despite this being Todoroki’s first time ever going bowling, he manages to get a perfect score. fucking unbelievable
    • even when Midoriya uses One For All, he can’t do that todoroki how the f ukgc
      • he keeps saying “DETROIT SMASH” and other all might lines when he throws the ball like. boy. hon. idiot fool son. stop
  • On his very first move, Bakugou explodes the ball into the pins and gets a strike. Which destroys the lane and gets it shut down
    • he plays really aggressively after that but that’s not a surprise tbh
    • he kinda. traumatized the staff?
  • Kirishima tries to show Bakugou how to play “normally”
    • Kirishima’s definition of normal is not, in fact, ‘normal’
      • he has a bunch of weird dad moves like doing some chant and clapping his hands and spinning the ball and then throwing it between his legs
      • like some ritual??? it’s so weird and it takes f o r e v e r
  • And then there’s Tsuyu, the one person in the entire godforsaken class who plays the game like a normal human being and has a good time doing it.

anonymous asked:

My mental/emotional health is deteriorating and idk what to do about it bc I have this voice in the back of my head that tells me no one likes me and I talk too much about myself and too much in general. I try to ignore the voice and reach out and talk to my friends about it and it feels like every time I do, the voice gets louder and all of their responses are feeding into it and they sound like they don't like me or like I'm annoying them. I've never experienced this kind of instability before

This is super serious and I want to help you hun —but please please please get help from professional. Its okay not to be okay and taking medication and seeing a psychiatrist is NORMAL.
If you could please message me off anon!! I’m here.

@ anyone please give this lovely person a encouragement message in the reply section!

anonymous asked:

can you do your top 5 about the most stupid things luffy/zoro have ever done? XD

this is another category where there are too many moments to keep track of so i’ll probably end up missing iconic ones bc I won’t remember them

here we go (no particular order like always)

1. that stupid fight they had at whiskey peak. when nami had grabbed them they were STILL trying to fight idk i thought that was funny

2. zoro and luffy’s initial reaction to pica was CLASSIC

3. The Baratie Booger Incident

4. literally every occasion where luffy has sent zoro flying with GOMU GOMU NO ROCKETOOOO

5. how can i not talk about when these two dumbasses got themselves stuck in between buildings and in a chimney

an honorable mention: idk WHY this is so funny to me but it’s from the mechanical castle movie and luffy’s head is stuck in rocks and he’s all like “zowoooo hewp meeee” and zoro just heaves the biggest sigh


1. there’s a special arrogance that comes with youth: the belief that you are invincible, are immortal. it’s the sort of thing that comes with not having to fear death, those few, precious moments where you feel like you’re on top of the world.

2. i told myself i would stay like this forever—young, hopeful, so full of dreams that i don’t know which to pursue first. but the sun rises each morning, sets every night, and what do i have to show for it? this stagnant existence of mine is an act of defiance, one i’ll no doubt be punished for when time catches up to me.

3. hours and days slip through my outstretched hands like grains of sand. i spend too long trying to collect the ones that have fallen, only to drown in the ones still descending.

— adomania // MH

i have a really hard time understanding people that truly do not like or flat out hate Suzaku like. how do you hate the one character that’s trying to be the good guy? and also like. people seem to hate Suzaku on a surface level? like i see so much “ugh he’s so annoying and naive and doesn’t know how the world works.” okay, fair enough. but if you watch and pay attention to the show, you see how important Suzaku’s ideals are to the overall story, being that he is the antithesis to Lelouch. and Suzaku’s good hearted ideals are also talked about just about every other episode. someone is constantly bringing up the fact that Suzaku doesn’t want people to die, but joined the military, or is Japanese, but is a knight of Britannia. and no one understands why he thinks this way! all of the characters say the same things–he’s an annoying fool who doesn’t know how the world works. the only people that understand what Suzaku is doing and why he’s doing it are Lelouch and Euphie, the only two people that know him well enough to understand. and this is all so important to the overall story of Lelouch and Suzaku, which might be why it’s brought up so often. it’s so important to Suzaku’s development and the overall story and to how he and Lelouch end up where they do at the end of the series.

but you know even if the series were being released right now and we were in the heart of season 1 without knowing how Suzaku would develop or what would happen or how important it would all be, i’d still have a hard time with the people that hate him because like how do you hate a 16 year old boy for wanting to have some peace in the world through peaceful means like even if it is unrealistic how do you hate the only character that’s trying so hard to do good so much

Ok I just ran into weird old lady/ex store customer at Burger King…

“Omg Hi! I can’t remember your name are you still doing readings??”

“No.. but most of the readers went over to the other store, you can try there. I’m actually ..”

“Oh. Ok take it easy bye.”

Like, every time I’m in Burbank it’s either I run into a customer I kicked out who hates me or an ex customer who loved my readings but fucking drained me … it’s NEVER the nice ones!

anonymous asked:

ohmygod I saw ur omega/omega and it was so freaking adorable so would u mind doing HCs about them nesting together, and like why one omega would low key try to keep another in the nest

Hello! Thank you! Glad you enjoyed them!

  • These Omegas would build their nest together. 
  • They  may need to use the living room.
  • They share clothes!
  • They would scent each other and each other’s items all the time.
  • Nap dates are every day.
  • Having two Omegas in a nest makes the nest the epitome of relaxation.
  • Keeping one Omega in the nest would help with any children they may have, especially when the children are young. 

anonymous asked:

Hey! So I need your help ^^ lol so I got this huge problem.. I'm a VERY lazy and unorganized person, esp when it comes to taking notes and making reviewers or studying for exams, and a VERY "ningas cogon" person (it means I dont finish what I do) T_T and I feel like I need to change myself, cuz I'm gonna be a junior college student real soon and i reALLY NEED THEM NOTES AND REVIEWERS T_T can you give me tips or something to change my current attitude? THANK YOU (btw i love your posts hwaiting!!)

Haha I actually know what ningas kugon means. Try breaking down your tasks into smaller ones so they won’t seem too daunting. Take notes of one to two chapters every day and plan it so you would have a few days to review all your notes before your exams. Use bullet points, diagrams, highlighters etc. to make your notes more organized and reward yourself every time you finish a chapter and hopefully all these will help your productivity gain momentum. But then again, it’s really up to you to change your current attitude. If you really want to succeed, you’d have to change your mindset to finish everything you start c:

What does it make you if you try to be your crush’s wingman but realize that your crush has a crush on you...?

“…so that’s how you pull off the ‘Have you met Lance?’. 60% of the time, it works every time.”

“Lance, can you go five minutes without referencing memes or pop culture?” Hunk says in exasperation.

Keith’s features are screwed up in confusion.

“He doesn’t understand those references,” Pidge supplies. It is helpful to literally no one–she smirks because she just pointing out the obvious to be a little shit.

“Whatever. C’mon Keith, she’s walking this way!”

Purple eyes go wide and apprehensive as Lance physically drags him toward this planet’s equivalent of a bar. The humanoid alien approaches from the opposite side. Lance gives him a pointed nudge toward the tall, bright pink extraterrestrial and Keith stumbles forward.

“Greetings, red paladin,” it says through some weird mind-linky business that just creeps Keith the fuck out, to be quite frank. The alien has a sorta human-ish face, with green jewel-like eyes and silvery scales above them that act somewhat like eyebrows. Its voice is soothing and pleasant, but in the kind of way that having anesthetic injected into your spine might be–there’s a super invasive quality to it, and it makes Keith shudder.

He tries to school his expression into something open and welcoming, but judging by Lance’s ‘are-you-fucking-kidding-me?’ glare, he’s doing a pretty piss-poor job.

“Uh… greetings. Have, um… have you met… er, Lance?”

He sweeps his arms in a wide arc to present the blue paladin, who quickly rearranges his ‘oh-my-God-you-have-failed-me-I-will-end-you’ look into a smarmy grin.

“Hello, beautiful,” he says with a wink, turning the smolder up to approximately one million and three.

The alien makes a tinkly sound that crawls like a bajillion tiny bugs’ legs under Keith’s skin. He isn’t able to suppress how he balks at the sensation of the telepathic link to which he did not give express consent.

“Is something wrong, red paladin?”

Keith clears his throat under Lance’s scrutiny. “Oh, uh, nothing! Nothing. Just, um, yeah, you’ve met Lance now. He’s uh… great?”

Lance elbows Keith harshly in the side and laughs nervously, one hand scratching at the back of his neck.

This is going just swimmingly.

The alien’s face just… doesn’t move. It’s weird. It doesn’t really have facial features that can show amusement, but that’s the emotion that pours over Keith’s head like a water balloon bursting and dripping along all his hair follicles. Urgh…

“Oh, I have heard many things about the great deeds of the paladins of Voltron,” the alien says straight into their brains. It’s just as uncomfortable as having a stranger whisper something WAY too close to your ear when you’re least expecting it.

Lance’s eyes are bulging a bit, as if he’s trying to slap Keith with his eyeballs. Keith can take a hint, he’s not THAT dense…

“Oh but I mean, Lance. Specifically. Is, er, great.”

The alien tilts their head-part to the side with a strange rolling movement that makes Keith feel a bit nauseous. Is Lance really trying to pick this alien up? Well, Keith had to hand it to him, the blue paladin certainly wasn’t completely shallow…

“He uh… he’s loyal. To a fault, sometimes. I mean, not to a fault-fault, he’s um… great, right?” Oh, great start, Kogane. Lance drags a hand down his face, and Keith licks his lips nervously before barrelling on. “He’s an incredible shot, I’ve never seen anyone so deadly precise. And he’s a real hero, okay? He would sacrifice himself to save a stranger without even thinking about it, because that’s the way he is. He loves harder than anyone I’ve ever met, which, I guess, is not that impressive because I’m… but I mean, that’s amazing, because I never thought it was possible to love people so much, you know? And I really never thought I’d ever feel that way about someone, either, but when we’ve just gotten back into the castle after almost dying, he’s the one person I’d want to see most. I thought it’d be Shiro, since before all this, he was probably the most important person in my life, but Lance is honestly the first one that comes to mind.”

He’s not really controlling what’s coming out of his mouth anymore, and he doesn’t dare look at Lance. He just hopes that this is what Lance wanted and that whatever happens, he’ll be happy.

“And Lance sings, too, and sometimes it makes me want to strangle him but he’s seriously really good. He sounds amazing. He dances too, when he feels like he’s surrounded by enough people that no one’s paying attention to him, but he’s pretty awesome at that too. He takes really good care of his skin, so he always smells nice. That’s… nice.”

The alien is still peering curiously at him. When is he allowed to stop?

“Um… he also always makes Pidge feel better when she misses her family, which I’m really grateful for because he’s sensitive to what other people need and he somehow knows how to fulfill it. He’s good at taking care of people. And listening. And he always prioritizes the rest of us before himself, because somehow it makes him happy that we’re okay? That’s amazing.”

He finally allows himself to look at Lance. The blue paladin’s face is blank. He swallows.

“He’s… amazing?”

It wasn’t meant to come out as a question, but it does and Keith mentally kicks himself for it. He was trying to sell this whole wingman act but he panicked and just went with the truth. Honesty was the best policy, right?

It’s silent for a really long time. Keith shifts his weight from foot to foot, staring down at the floor. He’s fucking terrible at this wingman thing, why the hell did Lance bring him along?!

“Holy shit,” Lance breathes from beside him. Keith’s eyes snap up to his face but quickly fall back down to the expanse of marble-like extraterrestrial rock between his feet. He doesn’t register the way Lance is looking at him.

The alien makes a “hm” sound in their minds that feels way too knowing. It walks away.

Keith is a failure.

“Lance, I’m shitty at this, I don’t know why you–”

“To make you jealous, dipshit,” Lance cuts in. Keith blinks at him.


“I asked you to be my wingman so you’d be jealous of me making the moves on the aliadies,” Lance explains, and Keith wants to wrap his head around that but, “Did you actually just combine ‘alien’ and ‘ladies’ into one word?”

Lance shoots finger guns at him. Keith hates himself for how frantically it makes his heart flutter in his chest.

How is this his life?

“You’re an idiot.”

Lance grins and snakes an arm around Keith’s shoulders. His cheeks are flushed and damn, it’s pretty. Lance is so fucking attractive.

“Can I be your idiot?”

Blue, blue eyes burrowed right into Keith’s core.

“Uh… yeah?”

“Why do you keep turning statements into questions?”

“I… don’t know?”

“Oh my God, Keith…”

“Do you actually want to…? With me?”

Lance moves closer so the tips of their noses are touching, and he looks like he just has one giant cerulean eye with happy crinkles on both sides.

“Ever since you flew us to your desert shack on your hoverbike and I was either swooning really hard or my guts were literally trying to leave my body because of your risky fucking flying.”

“I knew exactly what I was doing,” Keith huffs defensively.

Lance laughs and grabs each of Keith’s hands in his own.

“So do I.”

Keith curses all the powers that be for his fair complexion because he can tell that Lance is fucking thrilled that he’s blushing.

“So,” Lance whispers after a few stuttering heartbeats, “have you met Lance?”

Keith laughs into the kiss that Lance swoops in and plants on his lips.

“Yeah. He’s a fucking idiot.”


The alien watches from across the crowded celebration hall. How could humans be so oblivious and still be a viable species?

“So, you met the paladins?”

“They’re kind of dimwitted.”

“The green and yellow ones were able to repair our glimrax though.”

“…Perhaps this kind of stupidity is specific to the red and blue one, then.”

Happy Lance Month!! I firmly believe that while Keith is not the type of person to spill his guts to people or anything but I also think he’d be the type to sort of splutter and ramble when he’s really anxious, so… voila, zero verbal filter when he’s under pressure.

PS: This is a moment when you run out of ideas to write your daily Klance fics for Lance month and the bae comes in clutch! ;) <3 If you have any prompts/ideas, feel free to send them my way!

I can feel vacation craziness creeping up on me. Why does relaxing give me so much anxiety?!?! AAAAAAUUUGH. I need to run every morning, probably. I will try tomorrow and see if it helps. ANYWAY. One week of vacation left. I want to:

  • pick berries (maybe)
  • make jam (definitely)
  • bake wild rice bread
  • write some stuff while lying in sun
  • read some stuff while lying in sun
  • chat with @unreconstructedfangirl about reading and writing and other Important Things
  • research Regency-era lesbianism
  • lay out the next Sherlockian Observer
  • do fun things with children

OH! ALSO I think I get to see @redscudery on Wednesday!!!! OMG! SO EXCITED!

Now if only I could get my heart to stop pounding with stupid anxiety about nothing at all, uuugggghhhhhhh….

hyratel  asked:

You only truly fail when you stop trying. You have picked yourself up from some of the worst the universe has to offer and screamed defiantly, "I'm still here!" even if it was but a hoarse whisper through bloodied lips.

I know…. Thank you. I do know that. 

But every small failure, even though I pick myself up, makes me seen as one more and more. Allies are harder and harder to come by, and they betray me before we even get anything done. I used to have political capital. Failure breeds failure, and potential allies don’t care how resilient I am in the face of catastrophe if I can’t guarantee no catastrophes. 

Perhaps with Megatron gone, with no one setting me up for failure or dismissing my many successes as trivial, people will see. It’s frustrating. I was Second in Command, and trusted to lead well in his absence, despite how he acted when he returned, but that’s not how people perceive me. I earned those things, yet everyone questions and doubts me.

Things the Hogwarts Houses say

(loosely based on conversations I’ve had/overheard)

Hufflepuff -

  • “If you don’t start singing along to High School Musical with me in under 30 seconds you will no longer be my best friend" 
  •  "I swear on my chicken nuggets-”
  • “Yes I made that joke up by my self - no it’s not from Spongebob Squarepants how dARE YOU-”
  • “Speaking of Spongebob can we just take a few moments to discuss how much of a masterpiece that first movie was please”
  • “Ah yes, it’s 3 in the morning, time to get emotional and tell all my friends how much I love them”
  • “You made me chocolate??? Oh my God I love you so much thank you I’ll have some right no - THIS HAS RAISINS IN IT YOU TRICKED ME
  • “Oh my God yeah I saw that movie, my favourite part was when - oh shit wait there’s this adorable kitten video I meant to show you last week and I completely forgot let me get it up on my phone”
  • “Sorry I’m late I was up all night watching those videos where kids get surprised with puppies”
  • “Are you awake? Great, let’s start planning our future homes together, I have a pinterest board ready”
  • “This is my favourite photo album! It’s full of photos of all the cats and dogs I’ve made friends with on my walks, I’ve even given them all names”
  • (crying) “Stop calling me emotional God damn it”

Ravenclaw -

  •  "Of course I remember you said you liked the colour red, you told me at like 1:35 am last year in May"
  • “What? Simplifying equations? No, I can’t help with that but I do know all the words to every Simpsons episode in the first 5 seasons if that helps"
  • “Sorry I really can’t go out today. No I’m fine, I’m just stressed I’m doing something important. I’m trying to memorise all the words to this documentary about frogs - What? Yes of course it’s important!”
  • “I discovered and fully analysed that meme 3 weeks ago, step up your game”
  • “What do you mean why do I have a folder full of strategic plans on how to succeed at animal crossing, that’s not weird?”
  • “Sir, I don’t mean to be rude but I’ve been doing my own research and you’re getting all of this wrong. Well yes I know I’m not the teacher here but - Yes, actually, I’d love to teach the class my self I’ve already made a lesson plan, thank you”
  • No, I won’t come and see Jurassic World with you. Because it’s completely unrealistic! Do you have any idea what dinosaurs are actually supposed to have sounded and looked like? Even adult velociraptors weren’t meant to be that b - OK you know what, I will come, but I’ll be pointing out every single problem to you. No, it’s too late, you already invited me. I’m buying our tickets right now, don’t move”
  • “You really think you can beat me at Mario Kart? I have spent YEARS studying this game and honing my skills, spending hours upon hours training until my hands cramp and even my tv is judging the amount of time I’ve spent playing and you think YOU can beat me? Let’s fucking go
  • “I think these guys think I want to murder them because I followed them home but it’s only because I overheard them talking about what would happen if Pokemon is real and I wanted to see how good their logic was”
  • “Shut up? Shut up? I haven’t shut up for 17 years and I’m not about to start now”
  • (crying) "I just want Shakespeare’s ghost to be proud of me”

Gryffindor - 

  • “I’d love to have a sleepover but it can only be when there’s a thunderstorm so we can dance in the rain, let me check the weather forecast”
  • “Did that bee just try and sting you? COME BACK HERE BEE YOU COWARD I’M GONNA FUCK YOU UP - wait shit no run”
  • "What did you say? Don’t touch it? Alright.” (touches it as soon as the person turns away) “Sucker”
  • “Whaaat? Someone wrote on the desk? No it wasn’t me I would never do th - My name was there? Well, I’m not the only one in the world with my na - My surname was there too? What are the chances?!”
  • “Help me I started saying lmao ironically and I can’t stop”
  • “Before you say anything it wasn’t me - unless it was something awesome then I definitely planned the whole thing”
  • Excuse me? They said what to you? … I have to go for a second, I just remembered something completely unrelated. No, no, I’m not taking this fork with me for any particular reason”
  • “Um, did you just tell me it’s impossible to sing along to a guitar solo? Stand back. Your mind is about to get blown”
  • “I am so not drunk! I’m completely drunk! … Wait shit I meant sober”
  • “I bet I can stay up for longer than you - what no I’m not tired shut up - nO THAT WASN’T A YAWN I WAS JUST SHOWING YOU WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF I WAS TIRED - SEE I DID IT AGAIN TOTALLY ON PURPO - ok fuck you I’m going to sleep”

Slytherin - 

  • “Oh my God, just tell me what you did already so I can start complaining”
  • “Sorry, I didn’t catch that. Did you say STOP saying fuck, or KEEP ON saying fuck?”
  • “Over your dead body? I was hoping you’d say that”
  • “If you even LOOK at them one more time I will take a stick as big as your ego and stick it right up your-”
  • “Don’t come near me or - OK fine, we can snuggle for exactly 15 minutes. I’m setting a timer now”
  • “Hey, I saw you posted a picture of us on instagram yesterday where my eyeliner isn’t completely straight? You’re gonna have to delete that, if anyone thinks my eyeliner isn’t drop dead perfect every day and that I’m not a literal make up goddess I’ll lose my reputation as the Regina George of the school”
  • “But keep the one where I’m wearing no make up so that all those bitches know I still kill it without trying”
  • “Oh come on, you know I’d never do anything to embarrass you! Speaking of which, that video I posted on youtube the other day of you falling down the flight of escalators in the shopping centre has reached over 1000 views”
  • “My dad told me tattoos were trashy so I got a giant tattoo saying ‘trashy’ on my back I’ll send you his reaction later”
  • “I’m not a sentimental person but if you touch my teddy bear I will turn you into a stuffed trophy to put next to him”
  • “What do you mean I look smug this is my normal face”

Rogue One Valentines

(with suggestions from @leechbrain and @foreign-eggplant)

Fantasy Iwaoi