Frank: Wait, whoa, what damage to the Argo did I cause?
Piper: Remember that night where you drank the twelver of Molson and got all “Super Canadian”?
Frank: [drunk and holding a hockey stick] Stanley Cup. Game six, eh? The Rangers are aboot to be sorry they ever played shinny with the Canucks.
Piper: Hey hey Frank, I’ll give you twenty bucks if you can shoot it through the front door.
Frank: Oh! You’re nuttier than a Tim Horton’s maple log! Tally Ho! [tries to shoot the puck through the door]
Leo: [grabs the puck] No. That’s it, Frank. Gimme the stick!
Frank: I’ll give you summer teeth… Some are here, some are there.
Leo: Frank, give me the stick!
Frank: Take off, [shoves Leo] hoser!
Leo: Alright, that’s it!
[Frank and Leo begin to fight]
Jason: Go America!
Annabeth: Alright, alright! Break it up! BREAK IT UP!
Percy: Anna-beth, no! You never break up a fight! NEVER!! [drunkenly punches a hole in the wall and storms out]