summing up my obsession with @crispykrimi‘s sweater weather OTL this time also featuring the leggings, bubble butt, cattitude pyjamas, tea and Todoroki accidentally setting himself on fire, which is now my favourite thing ever
Summary: Modern!AU You hate James Barnes with a burning passion and the feeling is entirely mutual. Just when you think things can’t get any worse, you are tricked into attending his sister’s wedding as his girlfriend. Stuck with a bunch of strangers, you come up with a set of rules that are not going to last long.
Warnings: The usual + Angst
A/N: I’m spamming you guys with fics lol sorry. Also please, don’t let this series flop, I beg you! Alright, I’ll stop whining now. Enjoy :)
You woke up from your nap and stretched your arms over your
head since there was no one sitting next to you. The book Bucky asked
ordered you to read was on the empty seat next to yours. With a heavy sigh, you
picked it up, threw it in your travel bag and left.
Bucky was waiting for you on the platform, his foot tapping
impatiently. The next couple of days were going to be the longest of your life.
So my wifi or something is bad and I’ve tried submitting this like three times now so I really hope it works this time and if it did submit the other times I’m really really sorry for the spam of him.
Anyway, this is my cat Lars and he’s a total doofus. His name was Twinkie when we got him but when I saw him at the store and was petting him I couldn’t stop calling him Lars. Fast forward a little bit, his price was free. So we went home with a new cat the day before my mom’s birthday. Fast forward a few months and he’s basically imprinted on me, I’m the only one who loves on him constantly (everyone else kinda just pets his head passingly) so I guess that’s why. So yeah, he was my cat in the store and he’s my cat now. He doesn’t like cat toys but if there’s a paper ball laying around from a crumpled up receipt you can pet your money that he’ll take it and play with it and then hide it in the couch.
There are few important things I really want to talk about. Please reblog so everyone who’s in Eddsworld Fandom can see.
FIRST OF ALL, I just want to make sure people understands that what they are doing is wrong and how they are ruining the fandom. Here are some points I sorted out.
1. TomTord Fandom
I’m not judging the ship. I actually like Tomtord ㅡ they’re cute together. I ship them AS A FICITIONAL CHARACTER NOT A REAL PERSON?! WHAT THE HELL?! HOW DARE YOU HARASS TOM AND TORD?! DON’T YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THE WORD PRIVACY IS? YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT’S REALITY AND WHAT’S NOT. BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS, TORD LEFT. BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS, NOW TOM IS GONE TOO. PLEASE PLEASE, PLEASE GROW UP AND BE MATURE.
And now for the people who hates the ship. Look, I get it ㅡ you guys probably don’t know why people ship them because they clearly hate each other but look. There’s a thing called “hate ship”. You pair two characters who hate each other. Basically every fandom has one so you need to get over with it. Don’t tell tomtord shippers weird or don’t just swear at them. Nobody’s the same so you should respect what others like or ship.
Oh god where do we start… Everyone has their own OTP and you should respect others. People can ship whatever they want if it’s fictional! Please don’t say this ship is better than the other. That’s only your opinion. Everyone can’t be the same. If you keep saying them aloud you’ll bring hatred over some people. DON’T.
3. Forced Shipping
For all eddsworld askblogs ㅡ this message goes to you. Except for the blogs that’s about specific ships. (EX. Ask toredd! Ask tomtord!) That way people knows what ships they have so who hates it can easily avoid it.
There might be some people who are very uncomfortable with the ship you guys are including on the blog. Especially in the au blog. People there are following the blog because they’re interested in the plot and the story line the au follows. Well, maybe some ships but you shouldn’t put that in the middle.
4. Using arts without credit
THIS IS THE HUGE PROBLEM. I SEE MANY PEOPLE USING MY ARTWORKS, AND MY FRIENDS’. THEY NEVER CREDIT US, OR NEVER EVER ASKED US. PLEASE ASK THE ORIGINAL ARTIST BEFORE YOU USE IT. WE WORKED VERY HARD ON IT. HOURS AND HOURS. IT’S NOT EASY TO CREATE SOMETHING. RESPECT US AND STOP DOING THAT. THIS GOES TO ALL THE FANDOMS, NOT JUST EDDSWORLD
As you know, Tord and Tom left because people wouldn’t stop forcing them to make out or be together in real life ㅡ same goes to Paultryk now. I’m not saying that I’m against the ship. I’m saying that don’t cross the line. Imagine if group of people shipping you with your friend and won’t stop talking about it and forcing you to kiss your friend. How annoying would that be? Also, please when you draw fan arts or write a fanfiction don’t use their last name because that’s just messed up. They’re real life people just like you and me! Later, if they get a job or something normally their boss searches up their name to see who they are. WELP IF YOU LOOK AT THE RESULTS THERE WILL BE GAY FANARTS ALL OVER THE PLACE PLEASE DON’T RUIN THEIR LIFE. PEOPLE ALSO SENDS BUNCH OF GAY FANARTS TO THEM ALSO?! WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT’S A GOOD IDEA?!??!
Tord can’t even use his own name now because of you guys. He disappeared because he was scared, disgusted by you people. Tord’s youtube channel is gone too ㅡ why are you doing this to them?
EVERY FUCKING TIME I LOOK AT THE COMMENT SECTION THERE’S ALWAYS A COMMENT SAYING R.I.P EDD. YES I KNOW HE’S NOT WITH US ANYMORE AND YOU GUYS ARE JUST BEING POLITE BUT PLEASE FUCKING STOP SPAMMING THAT. THINK OF WHAT THE EDDSWORLD CREW WILL FEEL. I FEEL SORRY FOR THEIR NOTIFICATION BOX. OH HEY GUESS WHAT IF YOU LOOK AT TOMSKA’S CHANNEL DARKSQUIDGE THAT COMMENT IS ALL OVER THE PLACE. Please just stop. That’s messed up. We get it. He’s in heaven where he can drink cola whenever he wants. Don’t remind us about it. We won’t forget, we promise. You don’t have to constantly tell us.
It’s not fine at all.
What the fuck is wrong with you all? Why? We all love Eddsworld but you guys are ruining it for many people.
I’ve kept one of these in my inbox to answer at a later time. Cuz they’re fun :D
7. Do you have any OCs? Oh boy do I ever~
Bistre/Myrthe: My “main” OC, aka that one character you ask for when someone offers to draw you something. Started off as a PPG OC, but she’s become her own little person now so she got a name change. :o
I will refrain from genderbents and all that jazz moving on
Nitro: currently my second main, because I’m obsessed with drawing her. She’s part of the Ragtag Crew I’m developing with @renrink. Still in the concept phase.
She goes boom sometimes.
Piñata: Third member of the Ragtag Crew and she will hit you with a stick if you ask for it. (Also still in her concept phase, here’s a super early draft)
Zahi: I have a Sonic OC who’s an underwear model :v
Frey: And one who is socially awkward.
I’m gonna stop there cuz this post is getting way too long aaaa
11. Draw a pic of yourself like how you look just now.
Here’s a sketch of me right before taking my daily medicine. Got a case of hay fever. :3
12. Any weird artist behaviour you admit doing?
I do that thing where I glare at my screen and everyone around me thinks I’m planning to take over the world. Which I may or may not be.
This is one of the best and dumbest things I’ve tried to draw so far…
(I forget who it was who said that Obi-wan probably wore a t-shirt with a pumpkin on it for Halloween, and even then only under great duress. Let’s just say that Anakin and Ahsoka had fun making this for him…)
in the grand scheme of things, my heartache was made out of the framework of a hyperactive teenage mind. it was fashioned out of the scaffolding of repeated rhyme schemes and off-tempo murmurings. my suffering was man-made. but it’s still mine, all fucking mine.
the church bells that clang outside my bedroom window shake my body until i feel the cold slither of a soul that is not mine seep and intertwine into my rib cage. until i speak in tongues with my tongue wrapped around words that were never meant to be anything but daydreams.
there are pills in one hand.
there is terror in my eyes.
there is a black pit inside my stomach.
a burning in my esophagus.
there are pills down the sink.
there is a body, lying on a bathroom floor, in the fetal position.
i run faster than the wind, faster than the shouts that caution me to slow down, faster than my mind has time to process the feeling of my feet hitting the sun-baked concrete. my teeth rattle upon impact. my hair wraps itself around my necklace. my heart seizes, stops, and then keeps beating.
suburbia can kill, ya’ know.
lack of love can really fuck you up until you’re spewing blood all over your brand new church shoes.
this is what loss can really do to you.
imagine Ronan and Adam consistently saying “gross” and “ew” and “get a room” every time Blue and Gansey do anything remotely romantic in front of them. Ronan’s the one who starts it and Adam finds it juvenile but he can’t help himself, as usual, so he starts doing it too.
Then, they do it enough that Opal catches on to it and one night at the Barns when Ronan and Adam do something cute, like hold hands or say “I love you” or kiss or whatever, Opal shouts “GROSS!” And Adam rolls his eyes because he should have known this would happen, and Ronan just beams in pride because he’s so proud of his daughter for being as annoying as he is.