i will steal all your women

Theory: Count Olaf is, in fact, an old Barney Stinson. He has become jealous of the lives his friends now lead, having also lost everything when he got back into gambling. He sets out to regain his fortune and he decides to do that by stealing the money from the very woman who scorned him. The characters he now becomes - Olaf, Stephano, Captain Sham, etc, are all characters he had come up with years before to impress women.

No, I don’t think you understand what’s happening.

TERFs are recruiting aphobes now.

Like. That’s literally what is going on. That’s what this post is saying. She is messaging aphobes because she recognizes her own rhetoric.

Y'all need to stop pretending your movement is any different. You can’t steal TERFs arguments, have TERFs notice you are stealing their arguments, have them recruit the ones of you they already believe will agree with them and then say “but we are nothing like TERFs! Some of us are trans women!”

Sorry, you can’t do that. That’s not how it works.

QueenCobbleFreeze Masterlist!

-I get asked for this a lot so here you go!

Oswald x Reader fluff-

Why doesn’t he love me? Oswald has been keeping you a secret for a while, ignoring you in public and all you want is to shout your love from the rooftops

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

A Gift- Oswald cant resist buying you the kitten you become attached to after dragging him into the pet shop

The Scent of Love- Oswald takes you perfume shopping

Marry Me- Its the evening before the attack on Galavan and Oswald has a very important question for you

Mr Cobblepots Penguin- You steal a Penguin from the zoo for Oswald, he doesn’t see the funny side until he’s convinced otherwise

Tea for TwoYou take a lonely walk, only to spend your day with an unexpected handsome stranger.

My Treasure-   You await Oswald’s release from Arkham, but he isn’t the man you once knew

Tuna Sandwiches-  You comfort a nervous Oswald at the Eye Doctors


Other fluff-

Little Oswald and Gertrude- The ZooGertrude takes Oswald to the Zoo where he encounters a Penguin for the first time, hiding her emotion from her own sadness, she focuses on her son’s happiness

Selina Kyle x Male Reader- Alley Cat - Its your anniversary and Cat has a gift for you 100% fluff

Edward x Male Reader- In his arms- After a hard time at work Edward soothes you

Edward x Reader- Warmth- Ed takes care of you after learning you have a cold


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Positive Pregnancy Affirmations

-You cannot steal tomorrow’s sorrow if something bad happens, you’re only stealing today’s joy by worrying.

-There’s no reason why I can’t have a healthy baby like so many women do every year.

-Today I am pregnant and I love my baby.

- I am pregnant until someone tells me otherwise.

- My past does not dictate my future. A previous m/c does not mean I will have another m/c.

-Just because something sad is happening to another poster, does not mean it will happen to you. We all know m/c and complications are not contagious!

- Hope does not make bad things happen" You cannot jinx your pregnancy by creating a ticker, getting excited, or telling someone. Live in the positive!

- There is nothing I can do to prevent a m/c from happening. Worrying yourself sick doesn’t prevent a m/c. And if (God forbid) it were to happen again, I know I will survive.

(saved these in january, if you wrote these let me know so i can take them down/give credit!)

six of crows sentence starters
  • Every act of violence was deliberate.
  • They were all bruisers and brawlers.
  • If I see a single scratch on those, I’ll spell forgive me on your chest in bullet holes.
  • Old women must know something or they wouldn’t live to gather wrinkles and yell from their stoops.
  • I’m not going to bet on my own death.
  • My ghost won’t associate with your ghosts.
  • When everyone knows you’re a monster, you needn’t waste time doing every monstrous thing
  • I will have you without armor or not at all.
  • Trickery is my native tongue.
  • I’m beguiling you.
  • The heart is an arrow. It demands aim to land true.
  • The easiest way to steal a man’s wallet is to tell him you’re going to steal his watch. You take his attention and direct it where you want it to go.
  • Greed may do your bidding, but death serves no man.
  • Stay till the end.
  • Men mock the gods until they need them.
  • Greed bows to me. It is my servant and my lever
  • You wouldn’t know a good time if it sidled up to you and stuck a lollipop in your mouth.
  • Being angry at (him/her/them) for being ruthless is like being angry at a stove for being hot.
  • Scheming face.
  • Brick by brick, I will destroy you.
  • I have been made to protect you. Only in death will I be kept from this oath.  
  • And then there are the ones who stay awake, running through the trick again and again, looking for that skip in perception, the crack in the illusion that will explain how their eyes got duped; they’re the kind who won’t rest until they’ve mastered that little bit of mystery for themselves. I’m that kind.
  • His/Her/Their breath catches every time, like they’ve never seen you before.
  • What did you do to me in you dreams?
  • You’ll get what’s coming to you some day.
  • I wouldn’t wish love on anyone. It was the guest you welcomed and then couldn’t be rid of.
  • Maybe I liked your stupid face.
  • Do you have a different name for killing when you wear a uniform to do it?
  • I practice the art of ‘pull his shirt over his head and punch till you see blood.
  • If your god is so delicate, maybe you should get a new one.
  • None of us moves on without a backward look. We move on always carrying with us those we have lost.
  • We are all someone’s monster.
  • The trick is not getting knocked down.
  • The trick is in getting back up.
  • Any other impossible feats you’d like us to accomplish?
  • If it were a trick, I’d promise you safety. I’d offer you happiness.
  • I am a collection of sharp edges.
  • Next time you plan to impress me give me some warning.
  • We’ll be Kings and Queens.
  • How did you survive the world? When they took everything from you, you found a way to make something from nothing.
  • This isn’t a job for trained soldiers and spies. It’s a job for thugs and thieves.
  • Shame holds more value than coin ever can.
  • You do not argue with a man covered in blood and a knife up his sleeve.
  • A good magician wasn’t much different from a proper thief.
  • It’s not natural for someone to be as stupid as he is tall, and yet there you stand.
  • I’ll acquire expensive habits in the afterlife
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Narae: I think never met a woman like Mei before.

Seon-hwa: What makes her different from your exes?

Narae: My exes were great and all but I wasn’t attracted to them in a sexual way. 

Seon-hwa: I don’t blame you. Mei is definitely my type too.

[ Narae glares at her.]

Seon-hwa: Damn, calm down. You’re acting like I’m trying to steal your girl.

Narae: {She replies coldly.} I’m calm.

Seon-hwa: No you’re not.

Being tender and open is beautiful. As a woman, I feel continually shh’d. Too sensitive. Too mushy. Too wishy washy. Blah blah. Don’t let someone steal your tenderness. Don’t allow the coldness and fear of others to tarnish your perfectly vulnerable beating heart. Nothing is more powerful than allowing yourself to be truly affected by things. Whether it’s a song, a stranger, a mountain, a raindrop, a teakettle, an article, a sentence, a footstep. Feel it all - look around you. All of this is for you. Take it and have gratitude. Give it and feel love.
—  Zooey Deschanel

grovie  asked:

once again you're manipulating the conversation, and yes, it's a prejudice. You do know what prejudice means right? it isnt the same as racism, because prejudice comes from no actual experience. Y'all don't even come up with your own rhetoric and you have to steal it from terfs. But hey, it's normal for folks like you to ignore trans women on these matters, y'all have been doing it throughout the entirety of the ace discourse after all.

hey guys apparently i’m transphobic bc i don’t think aces are oppressed lmao. and what definition of prejudice do i fit into?

vine

This ones for the boys

[Embly: This one’s for the boys
You have no business talking about how women look
because you’re all fucking ugly
and I’m gonna steal your girlfriend] 

Being tender and open is beautiful. As a woman, I feel continually shhh’ed. Too sensitive. Too mushy. Too wishy washy. Blah blah. Don’t let someone steal your tenderness. Don’t allow the coldness and fear of others to tarnish your perfectly vulnerable beating heart. Nothing is more powerful than allowing yourself to truly be affected by things. Whether it’s a song, a stranger, a mountain, a rain drop, a tea kettle, an article, a sentence, a footstep, feel it all – look around you. All of this is for you. Take it and have gratitude. Give it and feel love.
—  Zooey Deschanel

People need to stop calling this a migrant crisis in Europe

ITS A REFUGEE CRISIS. They are fleeing war torn countries – as someone LITERALLY SAID ON THE NEWS (BBC) ‘where I’m from they kill all the women’
And two seconds after they called him a migrant

No - he was fleeing a country of violence and war, he’s not coming to Europe for anything except safety, and yet we treat these people with such disdain.

They are refugees and your words are harming them; being referred to as a migrant is having negative consequences, because many see them as money grabbing etc etc stealing your jobs.

They’re desperate and without anything - the least you can do is give them your compassion.

  • Women of Color: I would really appreciate and be thankful if you didn't steal parts of our cultures and appropriate it turning what is sacred to us into your costumes, make up tutorials, or your "zen, yoga, one-with-nature, we-are-all-African" aesthetic.
  • White Women: I honestly hate how this targets white women. Us pale skinned beauties have it hard enough.
  • Women of Color: you're not getting what we're saying
  • White Women: .... That's reverse racist and sexist
jerdynn replied to your post: the women you “steal” from the Deckers or what the…

you mean kinzie??????what

uhh it’s that mission on the boat with the brutes and the sex toys, you kidnap a whole bunch of women that hte Syndicate brought from wherever i dont fucking care

it’s got the helicopter part and at the end you either sell the women back to Miller, or give them to Zimos.  a complete lose lose situation and terrible mission all around

C: The non-black Polynesian girls who did Justin Bieber’s Sorry music video are now trying to steal dancehall. I was already upset when they omitted all of their black dancers from the video but now they want to erase the origins of dancehall and call it “polyswag”. This is the type of shit that makes me scoff at Black-PoC solidarity. First you perform black-Jamaican culture without any black people then you claim it as your own? Fuck them.

medium.com
You Can Keep Your Baddie Aesthetic, I Prefer Hood Girls
Walking into a beauty supply store in the hood is like walking into a parallel universe. Cheap bright lipsticks grab your eye immediately…
By Antonia George

“This is nothing new; we’ve seen hood aesthetics on runways for years now. Everyone is late to the party but once they arrive the host is uninvited. Black and Brown women and femmes still face very real oppression and still can’t get jobs for what the baddie aesthetic-ers get hundreds of likes for.

This goes beyond giving credit where credit is due, when you don’t believe in someone’s humanity it is much easier to steal all that they’ve created.

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etsyfindoftheday 1 | 8.12.15

colorful bohemian batik onesies by treetownbatiks

  • grateful dead // terrapin playing the banjo long-sleeve in purple
  • grateful dead // river & mountains steal your face short-sleeve in blue
  • nature-lover // mountain, trees & sun short-sleeve in raspberry

my sister katherine introduced me to this shop when she bought the mountain-and-trees onesie for a friend in arizona. i can’t get over the vibrance and the detail in these batik pieces!! treetownbatiks sells styles for men, women, and kids. i am so getting my future kid all of these … supercool!

I’m pretty sure you’re safe from becoming extinct by the hands of the everpresent movie lesbians.
Does your wounded male ego prevent you from directing you to this myriad of representation you’ve encountered, or can you use your boner to point me in the right direction?

Being Brown.

So Donald Trump is at war with hispanic TV Channel Univision, and all latinx for that matter. He blatantly said we come here steal jobs and rape women and other nonsense but nobody is stopping him. I’ve seen it all my life racism for latinx is overlooked because we weren’t born here and some of us are illegal. But when people come from other countries as refugees they are accepted with open arms and given support. We are refugees too it’s just not as apparent. We come to the US looking for a better life because our own countries sometimes don’t have opportunities, or in my case, seeking refuge from an ongoing drug war between cartels that murders your family members. We don’t ask to take your jobs to give us shelter or feed us. We work hard to have anything at all! It infuriates me that this isn’t taken with more anger. Honestly if Trump said these things about any other race/religion he would be cast out of society (hopefully). But because we’re latinx we are overlooked. I know we have little to no representation in hardly anything and most of the time people are afraid to rise up because of their legal status but I’m so tired of seeing this shit, being overlooked, and told I don’t belong here. Well we all don’t fucking belong here or deserve this country if we can’t coexist and treat each other humanely. All of the time it’s a black/white issue. But it’s also an issue for other minorities too. Keep that in mind.

Being tender and open is beautiful. As a woman, I feel continually shhh’ed. Too sensitive. Too mushy. Too wishy washy. Blah blah. Don’t let someone steal your tenderness. Don’t allow the coldness and fear of others to tarnish your perfectly vulnerable beating heart. Nothing is more powerful than allowing yourself to truly be affected by things. Whether it’s a song, a stranger, a mountain, a rain drop, a tea kettle, an article, a sentence, a footstep, feel it all – look around you. All of this is for you. Take it and have gratitude. Give it and feel love.
—  Zooey Deschanel