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What the Heck I Gotta Do -Jeggy Cinderella ver

(For my Cinderella thing and because I will find any reason to have John/Philip sing this song in any au…and also because Janthony.)

Scenario: Peggy is Cinderella, this is happening the morning after the ball when John is explaining the whole thing to King Washington, with the help of Alexander(the king’s scribe) and some nosy servants.

[ALEX]
The prince seemed about ready to call it quits, when a very pretty girl showed up

[JOHN]
Who is she?

[ALEX]
And not once, but TWICE, walked past him

[JOHN/SERVANTS]
Who is she?

[ALEX]
Every eye was on her. She took no notice.

[JOHN/SERVANTS/ATTENDEES]
Who is she?

[ALEX]
The servants referred to her as-

[JOHN/SERVANTS/ATTENDEES]
“Some princess”

[ALEX]
Your highness, what drew you to this girl initially?

[JOHN]
Man, she almost tripped on the hem of her dress! She was light-skinneded, had a presence like a firework—long hair, mature in the body like, whoa!

[SERVANTS]
Like, whoa!

[JOHN]
That’s not the only reason I liked her, though. I saw her move past the others on the floor and start dancin’

[ATTENDEES]
All by herself

[JOHN]
With smilin’ eyes. So I said, hi. She seemed mature, and I talked more

[SERVANTS/ATTENDEES]
More, more, more!

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Hmmm… so many mysterious, blond-haired, green-eyed people hanging around, wearing achromatic clothes and being all mysterious.

I have disguised myself as one of them in order to gain their trust and learn their secrets.

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Part 1 of the “Shitty Pick-Up Line” comic series that no one asked for

like he’s literally holding a phone

I’ll be making several of these and they’ll tell a lil tale of McCree trying to court Hanzo with bad jokes and witty puns

“A sylvari in blue and white armor was standing nearby, so I made myself ask for directions. He was huge, but he had a kindly face. Better yet, there was a little animal poking its whiskery nose over his shoulder. When I giggled, it darted into the sylvari’s bag.
“He introduced himself as Issandür.”
Vikki, Tyrian Travels Chapter 5

I JUST SAW THIS UPDATE AND I YELLED I WAS SO EXCITED! I’m so honored @guildwars2 liked my sweet blue baby (and Maimu, his ermine) enough to sneak them into Tyrian Travels!

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She Moves….

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In the Rugrats universe, the toddlers have been repeatedly shown to be able to communicate with both the babies and the adults. Why have the adults not noticed them having full-on conversations with them? Not just the toddler talking to themselves, but having conversations that actually go somewhere and have the subject change? Are they that oblivious? Are there people who HAVE noticed this, and are taking advantage of it? Is there a way for an adult to communicate with an infant through a toddler? Could they start teaching their baby even earlier on in their life then previously possible, or would their minds be too underdeveloped? Could you make a supergenius baby with this method? Could the toddlers manipulate adults into doing things for them through lying about what the baby said? I need answers. I need some fucking answers right now

A missing moment (and origins story) for those goddamn Enochian Handcuffs

The Bunker, Sometime in the Past

Dean comes into the kitchen frowning thoughtfully and fiddling with something in his hands. “There you are,” he says. “You got a minute?”

“I have several.” Cas cranes his head, trying to figure out what he’s holding. “What’s going on?”

“Found these in one of the storage rooms.” He lifts a hand; lets metal handcuffs dangle from two of his fingers with a soft clink. “I think there’s some Enochian warding on them.” 

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