i will ship them as long as i live

Aliens are so used to humans wanting to pet the most deadliest creatures they find because PUPPER that they have prepared on every ship with a human crewmate. They have human sitting duties and at least 2 chaperones when going planet-side, just in case they get any ideas.

Then a crew gets a human for the first time and it’s everything like what the Human Care Manual says. The human is loud, but pleasant, always joke around with the crew and was tremendous during that Flokkut Raid on Sector 6. The human even brought a camera with it to take pictures on the ship (it’s bigger than most, downright obnoxious in shape to some of the crew, but the human is happy with it, and a happy human is a bonded human)

So then they go down to a planet, letting the human explore with his chaperones. After walking for a while the group stumbles on a herd of Dwetts, elks with fish eyes and flippers. The aliens sigh cause it was bound to see creatures sooner or later, and turn to give Acceptable Reason #6 from the manual, when the human disappeared! They freak out because how did the human leave??? Does it have invisibility??? That wasn’t part of the manual!! But they hear their human saying “guys, stop moving! You’re going to upset them!”

They look down to see the human lying on his stomach looking through his camera, taking pictures. They were shocked, but did as they were told and sat down. For hours they watched the human taking photos, being as quiet as still as possible. This couldn’t be the same human??

When the human was done, it got up, stretched, and headed back for the ship. The chaperones followed suit. When they got back the captain was surprised that they returned without a creature (even with 2 chaperones, he suspected that the human would win anyway) but was astonished to hear what had happened.

“You didn’t want to take one as these ‘pets’ for the ship??”

“No???? Why would I? They aren’t domesticated, they need space to live which the ship wouldn’t supply.”

“But aren’t they cute in human terms?”

“I mean, I would say more interesting than cute. But seriously, how would we take care of it? How to feed it, groom it, keep away from all the sensitive equipment? It would be dangerous for us and it if we take one from the wild. You really want one that badly?”

“Wha- No! It’s just…you seemed to like them?”

“I mean yeah, it’s a new animal species, and I did take pictures, but not as long as I hoped for. Honestly you have to look at the ecosystem here before getting any animals on board.”

The captain immediately notified the Human Care Committee that their section on animal bonding does not apply to human subclass professional wildlife photographer

Matt said yes guys, what a surprise, wow.


HAPPY FIRST ANNIVERSARY OF TECHIENICIAN!
(Oldest post is here, and here’s the first content for the ship. I don’t know who picked the name “Techienician”, please tell me if you know! I’d love to credit them here :D).

anonymous asked:

You know that shipping any Shaladin ship is shipping pedophilia right??

Hello Anon!! :) 

I actually have a parent who worked against pedophilia and child pornography so let me tell you something!!

First of all, what is pedophilia??

And what is prepubescent??

So now we know that a pedophile is someone that is sexually attracted to children who has yet to reach puberty. Does that sound like our paladins?? Pidge is the only one I’m unsure of. 

Secondly, I live in a country where the age of consent is 15 and it has been announced that Lance, Keith and Hunk are all “late teens” (15-19). That means that in my country, they are legally allowed to consent to a sexual relationship with someone older than them. I see nothing wrong with that as long as it is consensual. (If you ship Shidge and headcanon Pidge as having reached puberty/older than 15 then I see nothing wrong with it!!)

Another thing I can say about this is that consent is the most important thing. If you ship a shaladin ship that is not consensual then, yes it is wrong. But other than that, I really don’t giva a damn what you ship as long as it’s for the right reasons. (Meaning for your own enjoyment and not because it turns you on or because you simply want to be anti another ship.) (Remember that I’m not accusing anyone of anything, just stating my own opinion.)

If you ship Sheith, Shance, Shidge, Shunk or any Sahladin ship because it makes you happy, I respect you. I don’t hate you. You’re not pedophilic for shipping them. I personally ship Klance but that doesn’t mean you don’t have the right to ship anything but Klance. Ship what you ship, it’s fine by me. 

Thanks for the ask Anon, and have a nice day!! :)

Edit: Shiro is confirmed to be 25 by @keith-against-sheith’s post about SDCC but my point still stands!!
Called It

A YouTuber AU SnowBaz fanfic for the Carry On Countdown

Penelope

Simon Snow’s first YouTube video is one of my favourites.  It’s as painfully awkward as any other YouTuber’s first video.  He sits up too straight in his chair, he smiles and laughs too mechanically, and the film quality itself is poor, with half of his words lost to shoddy editing. Yet despite all this, it’s adorable.

           And of course, it’s the origin of the biggest OTP on YouTube, SnowBaz.

           “Hi guys,” Simon waves at the camera, his hand going all pixelated at the movement.  “Welcome to the first video on my channel!”  He’s inserted a sound effect of people cheering.  I have to laugh.  It’s so damn cringe-worthy.

           He goes on for a few moments, trying to make jokes and jump-cuts that work, when finally, it’s everyone’s favourite part.

           “What are you doing, Snow?” comes a voice from off-camera.  My heart turns to mush.

           Baz.

           Simon’s new flatmate, or at least he was new at this point.

           “Making my first YouTube video,” Simon grins up at someone behind the camera.  “Come say hi!”

           “-bleep- no.”

           Even the censor sounds old, like it was stolen from the year 2007.

           Simon looks a bit panicked, like he’s realizing that he’ll have to edit out the swear word.  A door slams somewhere out of the shot.

           “That’s my new flatmate,” he tells us.  “His name is Baz.  He’s kind of a prat.”

           “Just you wait,” I whisper at my computer screen. “Just you wait.”

 ***

           Simon and Baz do not get along.  At all.

           That much is clear from the first video, but it become increasingly obvious as Simon posts more frequently.  He often films in the living room, which drives Baz insane.

           “Why don’t you film in your own room?” he says, audibly annoyed.

           “The lighting in there is terrible,” Simon protests.

           “Well, I’d like to be able to walk around my own flat, if you don’t mind.”

           “Go ahead, no one’s stopping you,” Simon shrugs. “Besides, the viewers keep saying they want to see you.”

           “Well, who wouldn’t?”

           Good old Baz.  Sarcastic and full of himself.  They don’t appear to realize it, but the two of them balance each other out perfectly.

           Little by little, Baz begins to make his mark on Simon’s channel.  At first we only hear him from off-screen, offering his two bits about nearly everything Simon has to say.  Many of his comments are admittedly quite mean and uncalled for, but Simon never edits them out.  Baz is the invisible heckler.  Viewers begin to latch onto this weird relationship of apparent hatred and, as YouTube viewers are wont to do, turn it into a new ship.  “SnowBaz” they call it, and before long the comment sections on all of Simon’s videos are full of things like “I ship it” and “OTP”.

           I try not to fall victim to this shipping trend myself.  It feels insensitive to me, shipping real live people that I’ve never even met like they’re objects of sorts.  But even I can’t deny that the two of them would be cute together.  Provided they stop hating each other.

           Then Baz appears onscreen for the first time.

           He’s on the couch in the background, facing away from the camera.  All we can see is long black hair.  He only moves when he’s shouting ridicule at Simon’s words.  Once he turns his head further to make himself heard, and we catch a glimpse of the light brown skin of his face.  This time the comments are all “is that Baz?” and “OMG BAZ”.

           After that he starts to appear more often. Sometimes he’s facing the screen, looking down at his phone or a book.  He’s tall, and his hair reaches his shoulders.  The expression on his face goes between concentration and a sneer, that latter of which he reserves for his heckling.  It doesn’t take long for people to start commenting on how attractive he is.  Still Simon leaves all the footage of Baz in his videos, not hiding a single rude comment from his viewers.

           Once, Simon tries to get Baz to join him for a “meet my flatmate” video.  Baz responds simply by flipping Simon off in the background, which Simon has to pixel out. He’s gotten better at editing at this point.

           Sometimes Simon posts daily vlogs on days when he does things that he considers exciting.  The things that Simon finds exciting are too cute for words.  They tend to be little events like going to a coffee shop, things that are almost mundane but for some reason they excite him. He does this thing where he dances when he’s excited.  He’ll bob his head cheerfully as he walks, glad to just be out.  He’s gone to the grocery store with Baz a few times in his vlogs.  Those videos are some of the best ones.  They bicker about everything from which kind of milk to get to who gets to carry the baskets.  Sometimes we can see Baz’s mouth quirk like he’s trying not to laugh, like all this bickering is just a game for him.  Of course, this sends the SnowBaz shippers into a frenzy, the idea that maybe, just maybe, Baz doesn’t hate Simon as much as he lets on.

           But there’s one video on Simon’s channel that is the absolute bread of life for anyone who ships the two of them.  Simon is doing a Q&A, and as usual Baz is sitting and reading in the background.

           “This question is from Twitter,” Simon says, reading off of his phone.  “They ask ‘Are you in love with anyone right now?’”

           And if you look closely, you can see Baz go rigid.

           “Well,” Simon leans in close to the camera, “I have been messaging with someone quite a lot.  I don’t know who the person is, but we’ve gotten really close and I’m starting to think -”

           “Could you keep it down, Snow,” Baz pipes up, his voice tight.  “I’m trying to read over here.”

           Simon doesn’t speak of it any further, but Baz sneaks glances at the back of Simon’s head more than once before the video is over. I don’t know how Simon could have not noticed it.  Certainly every single one of his viewers did, which is to say over a million people. Perhaps love is completely daft.

 ***

           When I arrive home from work on a particularly rainy day in October, I am delighted to open my computer and find that Simon is in the middle of a livestream.  Comments flow constantly from the sidebar and I settle in to join the party.  He’s in a different room this time, one with a neatly made bed on which he sits, and I gather that it’s his room.  It looks so clean, but I wonder if there’s a disaster hiding behind the camera.

           Simon leans towards us like he’s trying to read all of the comments and questions as they flood in.  He gets a lot of I love you’s and he grins in response, trying to return as many of them as possible.

           “I’ve got to go soon,” he tells us and I sigh in disappointment, “but I’ll answer a few more questions first.”  He’s quiet for a minute as all the viewers catch up with the stream.  “Here’s one: ‘Did you find out who was messaging you so much?’”  He pauses before answering.  “Funny you should ask, because yes, I did, and that’s a perfect segway into what I wanted to talk about.”  He shifts on his bed.  “I have a bit of an announcement -”

           His door opens behind him, and Baz in all his glory appears in it.

           Comments start flying in of “BAZ” and “OMG”

           “What are you doing?” Baz asks without a hint of a sneer in his voice.

           “Just filming a live show,” Simon tells him. He seems… nervous?

           “A live show, eh?”  Baz strolls over and – wonder of wonders – sits down on the bed next to Simon.  We’ve never seen him this close to the camera, and his eyes are this lovely mix of gray and green.

           We’ve also never seen him this close to Simon before.

           My heart kicks up a notch.  I’ve fallen down the slippery slope and now there’s no denying that I ship it completely.  I grab a pillow to hold to my chest and go into fangirl-mode, overanalysing every inch of their proximity.  With a click I maximize the screen, blocking the other comments from my view.  I want to see every pixel of this.

           “I was just going to make that little announcement,” Simon says, staring at his hands in his lap.

           “Ah,” Baz nods, apparently understanding.  “Go on, then.  Carry on, Simon.”

           Did he –

           Did he just call him Simon?

           He never calls him Simon!

           “I can’t do it if you’re here!” Simon protests.

           Baz gives a shrug.  “Then I’ll tell them.”

           He takes Simon by the collar and kisses him.  

           I scream into my pillow.

           Simon and Baz are kissing, right now, in front of millions of people.

           I can practically hear the collective aneurism that the fangirls are currently having.

           They’re still kissing, and Simon is grinning against Baz’s mouth.  It’s the most genuine smile he’s ever graced the internet with, and it’s not even for us.

           I’m tearing up, I’m so happy for them.

           Baz lets Simon go and turns to smirk at the camera. “That one’s for all you SnowBaz shippers out there.  Don’t think we don’t know.”  He winks. He fucking winks.

           And then he leaves.  

           Simon turns back to the camera, his cheeks red and his lips puffy.  He grins sheepishly.

           “Um, yeah,” he stammers, “that’s what I was gonna tell you about.”

           I tap the comment box.

           pennyforyourthoughts: Called it.

Humans are space Orcs

So I’m going to toss in one of these cus why not.
What if all aliens just don’t get the concept of “Pets”

Year of the Gu'meks: 34458, 45, 3
Human year: 2254, 11, 15
Today I was assigned as the new ambassador to Earth. I have gone through most of the lessons of human quirks, but I still have to go through “Pets”, and “The will to survive” I have no idea what pets are, but I have a good idea what “the will to survive” is.

Year of the Gu'meks: 34458, 45, 4
Human year: 2254, 11, 15
I have borded the Human vessel “Edmonton” in order to be transported to Earth. I have met the Human ambassador on bord, and she is in charge of teaching me the concept of “pets” Her name is Alexadra. She is very kind, but the fact that femal humans always have their teets, even when not nursing child, confuses me. If evolution was slightly different on Gu'mek, perhaps we would to.
It also baffles me that Humans are the only spiecis that the name of the spiecis is not realed to their planet.

Suplement
Almost as soon as I was done writing my log, Alexandra came to me and said she wanted me to meet someone named “Doug”
It turns out Doug is on of these “pets”. He is a domesticated Earth canine. Alexandra explained that humans keep domesticated animals as companions. I guess being the “Apex preditor” of your planet has its advantages. She also explained that hundreds of human years ago they used these animals to help hunt, and still do.
I do not understand why humans still hunt, now that they have had farms on their planet for hundreds of years, and access to food replcation technology for about 96 years.

Year of Gu'mek 34..why am I doing this, no one is going to find us.
We crashed of Tummaah 4, and everybody exept Alex and her dog, and obviously me, has died. Alex has told me that now I shall see this “will to survive” humans are so famous for.

It has been 20 days scince the crash, and I have given up on rescue. When I brought this up with Alex, she simlpy stated “then we will make this hellhole our home”

Day 50.
We have built a crude house out of the wreckage of the ship. Alex is sad about the loss of the ship. She said it was named after her home city.

Day 61
DISASTER. A brutal storm struck and completely destroyed the house we resided in. A peice of debrie landed on Alex and Doug, wounding them both. Alex completely disregarded her own injuries to treat Doug. Her injuries I may add, were quite extensive(broken leg, cracked rips, and a piece of debrie sticking out OF HER STOMACH.) This. This is the human will to survive. Alex, after making sure Doug was comfortable, finaly started treating herself.
I would try to help, but I know little about human physiology.

Day 70.
We have re-built the shelter, and even after all of her injuries, she insisted on hunting for food, despite the fact I offered to do it. She told me “I can still go out and hunt. Yes it will be painful, yes it will be harder than normal without Doug by my side, but I can do it. You on the other hand…well the Gu'mek are not that stealthy. You evolved to blend in with rocks and such, Humanity evolved to hunt. Now stay here and make sure Doug gets enough water, he is very sick, and I don’t want to lead anyone else.”

Day 100.
A ship has found us!! Its landing..ITS THE QUA'TALL

We have been on the run for 5 days. Alex came up with a crazy plan. Take the Qua'tall ship. Its a ship of 50. We are 2. 3 if you include the dog. Alex told me that if she can get one of their guns, she can do it by herself.

We did it. We have a gun. Doug and I are to stay here while Alex goes out. If she dies, I am to care for Doug as long as I can. He is aparently 12 years old, and dogs live for about 14.

IT WAS AMAZING. Alex has killed all of them. That was the human will to survive. It was amazing, she was hit multiple times. She just got up and kept going. We are now on the ship, and heading for Allied space.


Ok so this turned into something completely different and long.
But hey thats my addition to this tag.

Me + Fanfic over the years
  • 2009: oh look, fanfiction. So I'll just read it for this one ship in this one fandom
  • 2010: okay well I've got more ships and fandoms now so I'll just read everything that's not an au
  • 2011: aus are fine, I love aus, give me all of them as long as they're straight, because I'm not gay haha
  • 2012: gay. Super gay. I am really the gayest. Give me all the gay. Just no angst.
  • 2013: Lives, breathes and bleeds angst. I am a being fueled entirely by angst. As long as there's no main character death make it as angsty as possible
  • 2014: I particularly like the one where this guy dies because then everyone is especially sad. I guess my line now is just no ot3s..? Like only monogomy??
  • 2015: Fuck love triangles everyone is dating everyone it's all solved, you get an ot3 and you get an ot4. Look I'll ship whatever. Just no real people cause that's weird haha
  • 2016: Here's my super angsty gay ot6 RPF with 3 AUs and major character death, It's 10k of just the bullet point ideas and only 2k has actually been written in paragraphs RIP me

anonymous asked:

I just wanted to clarify something, I'm not angry because Mashima has draw gruvia in such a romantic way, we all know they will be a canon, it's not a big surprise, and I do not really care anything about this ship. The point is the treatment that Nalu receives in comparison to other ships, I know that you say Nalu has romantic moments, but nothing compared to those of other ships of this manga. I'm only disappointed.

If Mashima drew Nalu in that way, a little more romantic, I would not be so annoyed for those of other ships. I just wanted a bit of romantic development before the end of the manga. 2/2

I get what you’re saying completely, trust me I do. Obviously though, Mashima is being rushed to complete Fairy Tail. You see it, I see it, EVERYONE who’s reading this arc sees it. We have gotten a lot of romantic hints (in my opinion) from Lucy, but it really only seems like its from Lucy this arc. Which is understandable, because Natsu is the MC in Fairy Tail and therefore the main fighter. He doesn’t have time (much to our disappointment) to stay with Lucy, and we seen a few times this arc (and in the manga) that he just tends to run off to go fight. Thats just Natsu. Natsu is impulsive, and its canon hes already called himself selfish for his actions. Compared to the other ships. Well, I think NaLu has gotten more then them. 

Je//rza BARELY gets anything. Barely any moments, barely any interactions. But whenever they’re together, they usually have a meaningful moment. But NaLu still gets much more in comparison to this ship.

Ga//jevy didn’t really get too much either, they’ve had a big moment or two every arc since Tenrou (excluding GMG/Eclipse) NaLu still has a lot more content then them.

Gr//uvia has had a few moments every arc if I remember correctly. This arc for sure solidified their ship though. Still, they didn’t have as many moments as NaLu has.

NaLu has had the most amount of moments out of any ships. Be it platonic or romantic moments. Plus, the anime filler arcs and the movies are mostly based around NaLu. The other ships deserve things, not just NaLu. 

Besides, we have six chapters left and Mashima has done nothing but surprise us with what’s happening. Whos not to say that we’ll get some NaLu romance in the next six chapters? Plus, Mashima’s already confirmed various Fairy Tail projects once the main story is done. We don’t know what they’re about. Plus, Mashima drawings on Twitter are unpredictable. We never know what hes gonna draw or when. Besides, he’s drawn a lot of NaLu on Twitter! 

HONESTLY WHO COULD FORGET ABOUT LUCY IN NATSU’S SCARF THE NALU FANDOM DIED THAT DAY.

LOOK AT THOSE HEARTS! 

THE DRAGON CRY HUG PROMO! 

LUCY WEARING NATSU’S SCARF FOR A CHAPTER COVER. WE ALL DIED WITH THIS TOO.

(Those were just a few things that NaLu has gotten that the other ships haven’t gotten.)

Would I love to see more canon romantic NaLu? Of course I would, I live for NaLu. But…  FAIRY TAIL IS NOT A ROMANCE MANGA. IT IS A FIGHTING MANGA. 

Even if you don’t see that NaLu has gotten much in comparison to the other ships, we really have gotten a lot more. It’s just spaced out into 500 chapters so it doesn’t feel like we do. 

So when another ship gets something drawn for them or a moment between them, lets be happy for them. We’re all in this together, and its almost the END. So lets go out with a (positive and supportive) bang! 

The thing is, I’ve never once been deluded in my ships. I know exactly what my OTP is. I know that long ago, thousands of years past, they were brothers, I know they are reincarnated vessels of the chakra that holds the essence and will of Indra and Ashura, I know that you use that to claim their could be no romance between them …

But hey, past lives are past lives. They are both descendants of an actual God.

But as Naruto said himself, they are not brothers. They are not blood.

When Sasuke said maybe in some aspect they could have been, Naruto pushes him and says “you just don’t get it, do you?”

I know they have violence in their relations, I know they fight and I know they bicker.

But I also know how Sasuke smirked when Naruto said he would rather die together with Sasuke then let him be alone again and of course the Uchiha had to claim “fine by me, but I’ll take you down first.”

Funny for an avenger so stuck on vengeance to be okay with dying … Only if it’s by this boys hands….

I also know that Sasuke said Naruto made him feel warm and fuzzy

I know that Naruto got giddy every time he saw Sasuke

I know that Sasuke voiced the secret that everytime he saw Naruto he couldn’t help but think of him more and more..:

I never forget that Naruto was more than willing to give up every dream and goal of his to die by Sasuke’s side and looked forward to meeting eye to eye in the after life …

I don’t bypass the fact that Sasuke said that with Naruto gone, he could finally be alone. Even while his other comrades were still breathing….

I don’t kid myself into thinking these two boys don’t love one another.

I know that no one understands the heartbreak and loneliness and ache of a tragic childhood then these two have for one another

I don’t pair them with a contrived romance with a person who has never sat at a lake, looking at their reflection wishing for death, for peace, for some semblance of love and I don’t pair them to a person who doesn’t understand what it is to sit on a swing, absent of any form of affection, care and recognition - because it’s not compatible.

These two sad souls know one another so intimately.

Remember when Sasuke tells Naruto about his shadow clones? How it’s a sign of his loneliness?

Crude as it may be, think of it.

Really, take that time and feel it. How much he analyzed and thought of him.

They were robbed of each other. A perfect, lovely, tragic pair - cut short by the hands of a creator who did them no justice

That is what an anti is
We are not petty
We do not hate anyone

We simply realize honest and true connections for what it’s worth, regardless of situation, status, circumstance or gain by profit and popularity

Sasuke and Naruto understand one another, love one another.

If you cannot see it, I truly, deep down, pity you, because it’s so spiritual, so very profound, I cannot imagine any poetic mind not falling in love with what these two boys have created.

PRODUCE101 – 10 Moments That Made Me Completely Lose My Shit

I want to forget this negativity about the final episode, and I want to start cherishing this wonderful time with Produce 101 Season 2. There were 10 moments that dumbfounded me completely. Some of them turned me into a screaming shitty fan girl, others made me burst into ridiculous laughter, and there were those moments that changed my though self into a crybaby. And yes, these are the things I want to remember when I think back on this amazing time we had with 101 fantastic trainees.

(These moments aren’t posted in a particular order.)

#1 CRYBABY JISUNG PLACES THIRD

MMO’s Jisung is best known for his bubbly and quirky personality. However, he showed after his team’s 10 Out Of 10 performance a completely new side of himself – an emotional crybaby. But when he placed third during the very first elimination episode, I completely lost my shit. I didn’t expect that. I was so touched by his happy tears… I started to cry as well. 

Originally posted by lookgoodkpop

Unfortunately, it wasn’t the last time I burst into a flood of tears because of him. And that means I basically cried more and more and more along with our MMO hyung’s emotional outbreaks. Thanks for turning me into a whiney bitch, Jisung!

#2 DONGHO FUCKS YOU WITH HIS EYES

Girls all around the world went crazy when the first team performed their Boy in Luv show. However, when the second team arrived on stage and started their own version of Boy in Luv… I completely lost my shit – within the very first seconds.

Originally posted by yourmomentofkpop

Dongho’s team hasn’t won this competition, but he won everyone’s attention with his extremely sexy expression – which also turned into his trademark. Yes, even the trainees backstage started to recognize that Kang Daddy Dongho is a sexy beast. His nickname Sexy Bandit is definitely well deserved.

#3 NO ONE’S SAVE FROM SEONHO’S LOVE

I always thought that Seonho stands in Guanlin’s shadow. He hasn’t had much screen time, and despite his handsome face, he was easily forgettable – for me. But holy shit – the last elimination episode before the final proved me so fucking wrong.

Originally posted by ong-seungwoo

He made me completely lose my shit with his incredible bromancy behavior among his hyungs – especially the bromance between him and Minhyun. Have you ever seen such a perfect maknae? As WANNA ONE’s actual maknae, I hope Guanlin carries on Seonho’s skinship work. Just do it, bro!

#4 TAEHYUN GOT THE SICKEST MOVES

My first bias of the show was Taehyun thanks to his incredible dancing skills. I wasn’t sure if he can beat his first performance during the second episode, but HELL YES… he did – and it started with just one smirk.

Originally posted by aceyng

Boom! After that the probably best dance performance of Produce 101 happened – and yes, this made me lose my shit… obviously. With Shape Of You he revealed a completely new side of himself, and stole everyone’s show. 

#5 MMO TRAINEES? MORE LIKE MMO GOSSIP SQUAD

Not exactly one of my favorite “moments” – but every single time MMO’s trainees appeared on screen during episode 1 and 2, I’ve started to lose my shit.

Originally posted by cherry-jimin

Mnet didn’t show their evaluation performance, but thankfully – they revealed a lot of their gossip during the first two episodes. Oh yeah, the MMO Gossip Squad was born. Especially Jisung shined more than anyone else with his unique kind of humor. Thank you Mnet for revealing their stupid conversations.

#6 배고파 // BAEGOPA

I already knew that Seongwoo was funny as fuck. But during the tenth episode I completely lost my shit when he introduced us to his own version of BTS’ Boy in Luv.

Originally posted by 116fanxyzihoes

What the fuck, dude? I will never be able to listen to this song with proper lyrics again. NEVER! Thanks, Seongwoo! You ruined Boy in Luv for me. Now I can’t stop laughing when this song appears on my playlist.

#7 LOSING YOUR SHIT IN FRONT OF THE QUEEN

When Mnet announced that TripleH are going to make a song for the Produce 101 trainees, everyone went full nuts. I would lose my shit as well. But when they finally arrived, the other trainees who had no chance to work with HyunA, E-Dawn and Hui couldn’t believe their eyes when they saw Korea’s current sex symbol.

Originally posted by lai-guanlin

As someone who has already seen HyunA live, I can confirm – this is exactly what happens to yourself. Your mouth opens widely, you start to drool and you probably stop breathing. However, it was so incredibly sweet to see how awkward and shy the trainees started to act when HyunA greeted them. Gosh, too cute!

#8 DANIEL THE PANTY DESTROYER

Do you think this is fun, Kang Daniel? You’ve already destroyed enough ovaries with your previous performances, but doing THIS made countless ladies probably pregnant – with or without their ovaries.

Originally posted by nctaetrash

Yes, I’ve lost my shit. I’ve lost more than my shit. I think I’ve lost my virginity for the second time. And I blame this sexy bastard (plus the other Kang) and his sensual performance during the ninth episode of Produce 101. Fuck you, Daniel! Oh, wait… fuck me! 

(This is clearly a joke, guys. I obviously still have my virginity.)

#9 SEXY BANDIT KILLS EVERYONE

Brutal force is what makes men sexy, right? Yeah… well, not really. But when Kang Dongho starts smashing – he smashes everyone. And yes, that’s actually freaking hot.

Originally posted by goddanik

The revenge for his team’s maknae Guanlin made me lose my shit, because Kang Real Namja Dongho fucked everyone. EVERYONE! No one was save during the arm wrestling competition, and no one was save during the punching contest. Sexy Bandit just killed them all.

#10 EUNKI AND JUNG JUNG’S BROMANCE DANCE

There was only one moment of Produce 101 that forced me to pause – yes, during a live stream. I’ve danced ballet and modern for a very long time, and I absolutely still have a certain connection to this kind of dance. And when Jung Jung suddenly appeared on stage and started dancing “freestyle” together with Eunki – I COMPLETELY LOST MY SHIT!

Originally posted by congstellation

Oh my God, boys! This was one of the best moments of my entire life – and I am not someone who ships boys with boys (I usually ship boys with myself). I fell in love – with Eunki, Jung Jung, the dance and Group D. Thank you, thank you so much for this perfect moment that proves that I’m the worst creep ever. Thank you!

If you want to check out my previous Produce 101 shit… yeah… here it is. I write a lot of inappropriate but also sweet stuff.

PRODUCE101 FINAL – THOUGHTS AND OVERWHELMING EMOTIONS

PRODUCE101 – HOW THE PERFECT BOY GROUP WOULD LOOK LIKE

TOP5 SEXIEST PRODUCE101 TRAINEES: #5#4#3#2#1

PRODUCE101 EPISODE 10 – FEELINGS, FRUSTRATION AND FEAR

anonymous asked:

Can you explain to me the appeal/ rationale of davenchurch other than they're both short and old?

Here is my humble onion.

Yep. They’re both short and old, which is already very good to me. But sure, let’s go. 

We don’t see much of Davenport. By now we know that he is clearly living for his mission, he’s worked all his life for this task and put all of himself in making this work. He is dedicated, but through his dedication he’s become emotionally distant. I think he’d take quite some time to open up to someone in a romantic way, but he’s voiced very early on, that he enjoys spending time with Merle (the year spent wandering the wilderness, looking for the Light of Creation) 

Merle is a deeply caring, endlessly positive force. He would give Davenport the needed emotional support and chance to calm down and open up that he clearly needs, would get him out of his head once in a while and give him room to be more than just ‘The Captain.’

On the other hand, Davenport can be a grounding anchor to Merle, when he slips into his more irrational and impulsive moods!

We did not get much on them during the episodes, sadly - Griffin made sure to deliver the point that Davenport lived for his mission and clearly they are pushing for some sort of thing with Merle and Lucretia -  but they spent almost a full century together, I mean. Come on.

Also I’m tired of only ever seeing ships of ‘hot, young men’ so that’s that.

I’m so baffled right now.

Someone recently bought something from me and asked how long the item gonna reach their place and if I offer express shipping. I said no and it might take 1-2 weeks to reach their place.

They were shocked and asked where the hell I live. I told them the answer and that they should’ve known that if they check my store FAQ carefully. I ended up getting lectured that my reply was ‘curt’ and that they’re a busy person and have 5 children with a husband working for Disney and I’m just ??????

anonymous asked:

Just wondering, what exactly made you ship Sheith and Plance romantically? Is there any specific moment or it was a slow build?

:O *cracks fingers* I’m ready.

Before I get into Sheith (because it will be long), let’s talk about Plance.

Plance snuck up on me. I always loved the moment when Lance freaks out about her coming out as a girl because it reminded me of Ron/Hermione when Ron says before the Yule Ball, “Hermione. Neville’s right. You are a girl!” I didn’t really care to ship them at first because I’ll admit, it was hard to envision Pidge developing very strong feelings for anyone, but that little interaction always stuck with me.

Then I noticed in S2 the amount of times they sass each other, but they’re lowkey blushing when the other gets it right. I just was like, “HM, that’s interesting.” I really just love the idea that Lance, who is usually attracted to conventional beauty, can have these feelings for Pidge sneak up on him. Someone who’s always there, someone who falls under his radar in so many ways, someone who isn’t “conventionally” pretty. And him just suddenly being hit with that and thinking, oh shit. I love the idea of Pidge being annoyed at Lance most of the time, and him growing on her more and more as she opens up to the team, starting from their Garrison days, and also having a sudden realization of, oh shit. I think Lance could potentially grow in this ship in ways he wouldn’t in other ships. Something about their dynamic and the way they interact tells me that. And besides, let’s face it, Plance would totally be the pranking, meme-r couple with a lot of laughs. :)

(I also became friends with @babsignal​ and she helped fuel my Plance feels more, lmao.)

And now, a few fics/fanart later, I’m just straight up obsessed. 😂

OKAY. So now, let me tell you the love story of me and Sheith~

So normally, when I watch shows, I don’t ship things right away. It takes some time for the feelings to really grow. (Much like how I am in person, I don’t fall in love with people right away haha) But when I watched the first episode ever of Voltron, I was very 👀👀👀 at the shoulder touch outside of Keith’s cabin. However, I was also live blogging the entire season to my friends and trying to figure out their MBTI (because I’m a Myers Briggs nut) so my attention on my first watch of the season was a little shoddy.

By the end of it though, I still had a slight leaning towards Sheith because of how close and intimate they are. They’ve got a past, a history, and an already established trust. (I did a search in my discord server to find the moment I started shipping them, and I literally said the words, “I’d be really surprised if Keith doesn’t have canon feelings for Shiro??”)

First of all, I gotta say that at this point now, Sheith really means A LOT to me for so many reasons beyond what I see in the show. I love their dynamics, the fact that even if you take it platonically in canon there’s no doubt that they love each other and watch out for each other. Shiro’s the one who calms Keith down and helps him focus. Keith’s ALWAYS the one who snaps him out of a bad flashback and always the one who notices when he’s in trouble. They have intimate moments, whether you choose to see it as platonic or not (sitting by a campfire, long extended hug, Shiro being vulnerable for the first time ever in S2E1, being the person Keith “most desperately wants to see”, etc.) – I love seeing that depth and care, so yeah, I hella ship it.

(And incidentally, I just saw this post, which is basically a nice summary of what I mentioned above, and then more.)

But beyond what’s in the show, it also reminds me of a significant relationship in my past that didn’t work out, except Sheith is like the healthier version of it. Seeing similar dynamics and that deep intimacy in Sheith has actually helped me really heal and move on from that time in my past. Sheith gave me this hope that people with the same dynamics could be healthy and have each other’s backs. It was rewarding for me to write Sheith fics and explore those avenues, and at the same time, emotionally process how I feel about that past relationship.

At this point, it’s just a ship that holds a LOT of meaning to me. Back during Christmas, when I get the most nostalgic about everything, I was writing a lot of Sheith fics and I remember one day, it suddenly hit me how much I’ve progressed emotionally away from that past relationship. Like I legit started crying when I told my husband about it. I think because of Sheith, I was able to allow this deep part of me to live vicariously through them and find my own sense of closure that I needed. That’s the beautiful thing about fiction, and I’ll always hold Sheith close to my heart because of it. <3

So… yeah. tl;dr: Sheith means a lot to me because of personal reasons and I think there’s so much depth there that’s already on screen. It’s a damn good ship, son.

Let's talk about bughead antis

Ok so I didn’t initially want to get too deep into the hate surrounding bughead as a canon ship, but seeing the number of hate comments on the cast’s tweets (particularly Lili, since she’s the one who has tweeted about the deleted bughead scenes the most) has honestly made it hard to stay out of. I understand not backing a particular ship because you just don’t see the two people connecting, or because you ship one of them with a different person. That’s all fine and good. But to go after and verbally attack the writers and cast of the show because you don’t agree with how the story is being written is unacceptable.
I know a lot of people are mad because bughead as a ship doesn’t fit with the comics, which I can certainly see if you’re comparing the show to a few specific storylines in the comics, but it definitely doesn’t apply to all of them. The Archie comics have been around for a very long time, and in that time there have been a countless number of tellings of the lives of the characters. Granted, most (if not all) of these feature Jughead as either romantically/sexually uninterested in anybody, or as strictly asexual/aromantic, which makes the argument that he shouldn’t be in a relationship a little more valid. However, that’s not to say a more romantically interested Jughead character is completely off the table, as there are endless possibilities for the story of the Archie comics characters.
The idea of endless possibilities brings me to beronica. Obviously there were a huge amount of people who went crazy for the beronica kiss in the first episode. Who wouldn’t? The idea of two strong female characters being in a relationship is more than appealing, and I would honestly like to see their relationship develop more throughout the series (maybe not romantically, but I like the idea of them as a sort of power duo). With that kiss came a lot of expectations as to where their relationship would go, and thus bringing about beronica shippers. But, when bughead was made canon in episode 6, beronica shippers, for lack of a better term, went crazy.
This brings me to my main point. Now, like I said before, it’s perfectly fine to be dissatisfied with a couple in the show because it’s not allowing for your personal ship to happen. But, as I also mentioned, attacking the actors and writers of the show for making it impossible for your ship to exist at the moment is unacceptable. No amount of hate comments or protests is going to get the writers to change anything, so you might as well just let the show run its course, and if your ship ends up working out, that’s great! But don’t spend your time angrily tweeting at the cast and writers just because you’re unhappy with how they chose to write the show.
Lastly, and I’m surprised this isn’t more obvious, it’s a TV show. It is a fictional story comprised of made up characters and a screenwriter-developed plot. Of course it means a lot to all of us who watch it, but there comes a point where you need to separate reality from fiction. The actors on the show are real people. Lili, Cole, Camila, KJ, Madelaine, Casey, Roberto and all of the other wonderful people who make this show what it is are just that: people. So stop treating them like robots who will respond to your every demand, and stop saying so many hurtful things to them. Whether or not you think they do, they see the awful things you say to them on Twitter and everywhere else. And I bet you anything that those things hurt.

TL;DR: y'all gotta just suck it up, stop being assholes and let the show run its course

Skip Beat Character Summaries
  • Kyoko: RAGE. ACTING. TEARS. EMBARRASSMENT. MORE RAGE. ★✧✴~❤princesses❤~✴✧★
  • Shou: ultimate fuckboy
  • Ren: *passive-aggressively cares* *angsts*
  • Kanae: I am an emotionless robot I promise why are you laughing I aM AN EMOTIONLESS ROBOT NO ONE CAN TOUCH ME
  • Yashiro: um yes hello this is my OTP aren't they cute I ship them so hard
  • President Lory: I ALSO SHIP IT. I SHIP EVERYONE WITH EVERYONE. LONG LIVE LOVE. *exits in an explosion of fireworks and rose petals*
Realtalk

The amount of hate non-LGBT ships get in fandom outrages me every. Fucking. Day.
I know that there are a lot of mature people that just ignore these ships because they don’t like them. However hating a certain ship nEVER gives a good reason to hate someone’s art/writing/opinion!
I already got hate for shipping Allura/Shiro or Otabek/Mila Oh how dare I have my own point of view? what the fuck guys?
What I’m trying to say is, ship what you want, headcanon what you want. But let people live. They’re not going to “straighten” your show. As long as nothing is confirmed nothing is technically canon.
You can’t force your headcanons onto everyone. (This also goes for all kind of gender headcanons for example Pidge, but this will be in another post lmao)

Side note: This post comes from a person who’s queer and ships stuff like Klance herself. Don’t try to insult me as some “straight cis white girl” lmao.
Another side note: This mostly goes out to these specific aggressive fujoshis

a thought

I’ve gotten a couple messages about keeping speculation to private messages and not shipping and/or speculating publicly that I want to address here because I think it needs to be said. first of all. I basically have stopped shipping publicly but not out of choice. I was forced to. and it fucking sucks, let me tell you. I wouldn’t wish it on any shipper. You have no idea how badly I want to come back (and I will be back) fully like it was before this whole mess happened. Second of all, do you notice that because a lot of us have stopped talking that tumblr is now boring as hell? At least my dash is and that’s not meant as an insult to the people I follow at all. I think a lot of shippers have gone underground out of fear and that makes me really sad. It shouldn’t be that way nor should it ever have come to be that way. Shipping is meant to be fun and we’re meant to be able to speculate without consequence. other ships do it, why can’t we? so while I’ve taken a big step back, I don’t mean for this to be forever and I don’t think we should have our voices silenced just because some people are watching. That’d be really really sad and it’s not the way I choose to live my life, both online and off - being silenced by those who have more money than me or who can scream insults louder than I can (see also: America’s political climate at the moment). That doesn’t make them powerful, that makes them gross and pitiful. So, as long as you feel safe, why not say fuck it and ship however YOU want? That’s why you joined tumblr, isn’t it? You joined because you were looking for a place to ship and have fun and for a community. Why let some assholes in suits or behind anonymous faces stop you? 

anyway. I needed to get that off my chest. I think it’s unfair and ridiculous to ask anyone to silence their opinions out of fear or what have you. I didn’t make this blog to sit back and not express my opinions nor did I end up with almost 3600 followers because I kept my mouth shut. so fuck the patriarchy! be a shipper! :)

sugahobiie  asked:

as a b1a4 supremacist, what do you think one should do to get to know them? i only recently kind of got into them because i didnt really know them until sandeul released his solo album

that’s CNU, btw, used to invent long hair before nuest ren or seventeen jeonghan.

also used to rock hipster glasses before it was cool. kang daniel the shoulder gangster? idk her. it’s CNU.

anyway.

where should i start? BUT a major note to take about B1A4 is they went from this:


(RIP FASHUN)

to this:


hallelujah. read more here.

listen, friend, i go way back with B1A4. i literally cried watching this subbed video lmaooo skip to 43:40.

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Sheith. Shallura. Shiropidge. Shance. Not too long ago, the shiro ships lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the age rumors attacked. Only the voltron crew, master of all four ships, could stop them, but when the fandom needed them most, they give no official announcement. A few hours passed and I discovered that official sites like dreamworks and imbd still list them as 5 teens. And although this rumors have spread like wildfire, we still don’t have official ages. But I believe we can ship whatever the quiznak we want.