i will regret this

anonymous asked:

Hermione is obviously an ap student and wood an athlete...where would you put Harry and Ron? we need to drag them too!

ok the standard student athlete meme lowkey applies to both of them, especially Mr. “Youngest Seeker in a Century” ….but i feel like harry deserves his own version just for being the savior of the wizarding world like:

me: i’m dying of laughter
the boy who lived: DYING⁉️☠️ I wouldn’t know the feeling 🙅🏻‍♂️😤 The Grind to defeat The Dark Lord never stops 💪🏻😡👽 I stay horcrux hunting 😈💯 RIP mom and dad 🙏🏻👪

….and i can’t think of one that applies to ron right now but pls add on if you do 👀

Mp100 characters as stupid shit I have done

Shou: Goes sledding down a pile of broken concrete and rusty metal bars. Ends up with a concussion and blacking out for 2 mins. Doesn’t tell anybody till years later

Teruki: tries to show off by doing a fancy jump into the pool. Hits head on the edge and wakes up getting stitches

Mob: spaces out while crossing the street. Barely avoids getting hit by a speeding ambulance

Ritsu: Goes to a pool party and lies about being able to swim to go on the water slide. Nearly drowns and comes to in mother’s arms. Eats pizza.

Reigen: Out of mouthwash so takes a swig of vodka, swishes and then swallows

Serizawa: Used scotch tape and paper towels as a makeshift bandaid because too shy to ask the teacher for a real bandaid

Touchiro: Convinces brother to play ‘pretend grocery store’. Insists on being the cashier and only using real money. Keeps money.

Dimple: teasing a friend then beats a bully with a hiking boot after they make fun of friend for the exact same thing

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justanotherboredtumbrlreader  asked:

27 (Please?)

Number Twenty Seven: Only a Towel

((i’m truly sorry to the dears who sent in these asks, but i really don’t think my digital and non-realistic art is at a level where i can draw a near stark-naked man and have it look presentable, so i’ll spare you three the cringe.

Accidentally

I walked into the boss’s office.

“Do you know why I called you in here?” He asked but I already knew the answer.

“Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic” he grabbed two glasses and a bottle of wine

“Accidentally?” He asked while pouring the drinks

“Well yeah..Why would I send you dick pics?” I asked while trying to hide my face from view

“Come on buddy we all know why you did it..And frankly I like how your backing down now” He saw right through my lie.

What can I do now?! I could just get up and leave…Then again i dont think he’ll let me..And I know I sent those pics when I was still sober…But..I couldn’t tell him that I’m into guys he’ll probably fire me.

“John as your boss I suggest you tell me why you really took those pics” he looked right into my eyes

“They were for my…Girl?..Friend?” I said while heating my ass off

“Oh really?” He asked still looking at my face

“Yes…” The moment I answered he got up and walked to the mic for the building

“Everyone it 8:56pm it’s best you take this night off just with a 2% cut off from your check, ask why and I’ll deduce more Goodbye!” And within​ 2 minutes the whole office was empty

He walked up to me and said “follow me”

Even though I didn’t want to be alone with him because of my embarrassment, I went just because I can’t resist his voice.

He walked me to his car and told me to get in…He could be fucking kidnapping me but I know what to do in that situation. Maybe he’s gonna send me to those camps they make for ‘not raised right’ children. Who knows what’s gonna happen…But I guess I’m ready.

I didn’t expect to end up back at his house. What are we doing here?

“Why did you bring me he-” I was shocked really.

My boss…Well never know as the Evan Fong was kissing me.

It was so unexpected..But I wanted it so bad for a while

I felt my lungs burning up for Oxygen and we pulled apart.

“I knew you liked me from the start John..Just didn’t think you’d send nudes so fast” he said as we got out car.

I blushed at this wanting to punch him in his fucking hot ass face of his. Until he grabbed my waist and pulled me towards his hot body.

“How about i treat you tonight..And show you a good time” I looked at him his eyes were full of lust and he looked right into my eyes.

“ I wanna see what you got boss boy” I whispered in his ear

That’s when we forced into a kiss as he carried me to his room. He plopped me on his bed and started making out with me. The room felt heated. I wanted his clothes off now. I tugged at his jeans and he knew exactly what I wanted.

We stopped making out and I reached to take those cock blockers off.

“Why do you wear a fucking belt?!” I said as I finally got the dam thing off.

“I have to look professional at work” he said.

I don’t want him to talk about work..I wanted to make him feel good so he’ll k ow how much I loved him.

Down to only his boxers I saw him little snake came out the hole. I pumped him through those fucking clothes for a little bit.

“J-John..Stop fucking teasing” I pulled those boxers off in a swift movement and saw that his cock was quiet huge.

I grabbed it and pumped it, watching Evan look at me and moan. I stuck his cock in my mouth and started bobbing and giving him the best blow job of his life.

“F-F-fuuck! Jon…Yo-you really are fucking great” he said as he came down my throat.

“You taste fucking great Ev~” he pinned me to the bed and started making out with me again.

“Now it’s my turn” he said in between the kisses.

He started taking off my clothes while I took off his shirt. In the minute that passed, we were both naked making out like crazy. He stood up for a little bit and walked over to his nightstand.

“Lube of course” he said as he grabbed a red bottle and came back to the bed.

He was about to put the lube on himself until I grabbed it and pumped some on him.

“J-John your doing to much work let me d-do something for a while” he said as I finished up

“But you are my boss and boss’s do the big work” I said as he kissed me and layed me back down

He positioned himself at my entrance and looked up at me. I nodded blushing at how he cared. Then a wave of pain came through me as he went in. “Tell me when to move” he said as I cried out.

Finally the pain turned into pleasure and I nodded for him to move. “I’m don’t want to be too rough” he said as he started moving slowly. I moaned at how good it felt but I wanted him to faster. So I made him slam into me.

“E-e-Evan go faster” I moaned out.

He speeding up. Trust after trust until he hit a certain spot that made me feel so good.

“E-e-Evan right t-there!” I moaned out as he went harder in the same spot.

I was a moaning mess. “Evan oh right there!” He started moaning out as well.

“E-E-EVAN I m about to-” I said as I came onto our chests. He kept pounding into me for a little longer until he came inside me.

He pulled out and layed down next to me.

“T-that was fucking great.” I said as he put his arms around me while I layed on his chest.

“Round 2?” He asked me

“Tomorrow..Right now let’s just go to bed” he pulled me closer and pulled a blanket over us.

“I love you” he said as he kissed my cheek

“I love you too Evy~” I kissed his lips and we both fell asleep right there.

anonymous asked:

Can you explain the Choi Siwon thing please?

  • disney wants to make a mulan live action movie
  • with an all asian cast
  • *look at the camera like i am in the office*
  • generalization of asian people i live in north america long enough why do i still feel bitter 
  • the kpop side of twitter chip in and discuss about possible actor for li shang
  • a person suggested choi siwon 
  • a fucking homophobe
  • who queerbait his entire fucking career
  • oppapoligists come at me 
  • anyway the tweet got popular 
  • and i am bitter 

btw regarding the movie 

  • disney decided to take out all musical score 
  • decided to eliminate bisexual icon li shang 
  • the first ever queer disney prince 
  • who is a BISEXUAl 
  • and a CHINESE (a poc, an asian)
  • and instead replace with a meninist who “hates mulan completely until she reveal she is a she”
  • i want to die
  • i a gay chinese girl who grew up loving mulan with her entire being 
  • who refuse to go to kindergarten if my mum didnt play the mulan vcr while we were getting ready 
  • i a dylexic chinese who had to dictate the entire 木蘭詞 in secondary school 
  • i a gay chinese girl does not deserve this 
  • disney already made a white people furry boderline beastility live action movie
  • leave my ancestors alone please 

imagine being carried by a minigiant

  • being swept off your feet when you can’t keep up with their long strides
  • feeling small in the best way
  • cradled in warmth
  • a slow heartbeat 
  • speaking to them and listening to their softly rumbling voice
  • feeling overwhelmed and enveloped by their presence
  • riding on their shoulders
  • enjoying the view from up high
  • their big hands around your ankles and shins, making sure you don’t fall
  • running your fingers through their thick hair, making little braids in it
  • resting your chin on the top of their head
  • making silly puns about their height and ducking as they playfully swat at you
  • gentle rocking and the muffled thud of heavy footsteps
  • falling asleep, trusting them to keep you safe

alternatively, the giant’s POV

  • they try to mask their breathing as they struggle to keep up with you
  • you know they’re too proud to ask for help so you don’t say anything
  • it’s really cute how determined they are
  • eventually you can’t stand it anymore, so you scoop them up mid-stride
  • they let out a muffled, indignant yelp. it’s more like a squeak.
  • you stifle your chuckle and try not to smile ( you fail )
  • they halfheartedly smack your chest and turn away to hide their grin, muttering something that sounds like “ya big doofus” under their breath
  • they think they’re being sneaky when they weave little braids into your hair, but you know exactly what they’re doing
  • you don’t stop them.
  • when they start drooping you slide them off your shoulders and back into your arms
  • your heart melts when they nestle in closer to your chest.
  • conversation fades into comfortable silence, and soon they’re fast asleep
  • the trust they’ve placed in you is nearly overwhelming. your heart aches from it. 
  • stepping as softly as you can, you carry them home.