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Evak’s First Vacation

Originally posted by softly-evak

Can’t stop thinking about what their first trip somewhere would look like (inspired by Henrik’s trip w/ his friends and Lea)

  • Arguing about what to pack and what stays (“Isak, you’re not allowed to take textbooks with you. Like, I’m actually offended that you thought this was an option.” “Fine, but you need to put at least four hoodies back. It’s going to be so hot there.” “But my aesthetic”)

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It’s OVERWATCH Tiiiiiiime!

Today’s post is a quickish B/W sketch I did of Tracer - I really felt like drawing on grey last night - so after a couple warm up Transformer sketches, I finished off with this piece!

Also…. I *THOUGHT* I was recording the process of my putting this sketch together… Embarassingly, I was not but by the time I found out, I was saving the file for export. D’ohhhhhhh

Anyhoo. I hope y’all like it and if you like, I can crank more of these out - I’m trying to capture the FEEL of the character (having never played the game it’s a little hard haha-) I hope I managed to here!

talesfromcallcenters: "Why won't you make my son talk to you?!"

Referring people in poverty to resources tends to lead to pretty interesting calls and this sub is bringing back some of the more interesting ones.

W: “Hi, I’m calling about my son. To get him into one of your shelters.”

Me: “Well, I can help you with that but I’d need to talk to him.”

W: “Well, my son has been living in my basement too long. I want to kick him out, but I want to take him to your shelter.”

Me: “Unfortunately, ma'ma, all of our shelters are full at this time. I could put him on the waiting list but I’d still have to talk to him.”

W: “Well, he doesn’t want to talk to you. Can’t you make him?”

Me: blink “No, ma'ma. I can’t make your son talk to me. All I can do is talk to him if he gets on the line.”

W: “But he doesn’t want to talk to you, and if I kick him out without talking to you he’ll be homeless!!!”

Me: “I understand your frustration, but-”

W: “This is unacceptable. I don’t want him to be homeless! I can’t believe you won’t talk to him!”


By: writeandknow

i was enjoying some shittalking w my (white) coworker about this insufferable other woman, we were bonding in our hate, it was all going gr8

but then i mentioned something mildly racist the insufferable other coworker had said to me, and shr suddenly put a halt to the amicable shittalking to immediately defend her? (“well, it IS hard to tell where you’re from” etc)

like, you don’t even like her? but if another white person is suggested to be a bit racist you’re suddenly automatically on their side??

• her first example. •

[ TRIGGER W A R N I N G S. This little story is not at all for the faint of the heart and may be difficult to read for those who are easily bothered by physical torture and vile language. I told you so. ]

[ In addition, it was a scene with and fully consented by @fucking-archelaos@maireadgreum@keenanblackfyre@angiebrice@joannaandarsan@demetrius-devereaux ~ a special thank you to Mairead, you are such a lovely victim to write with. ]

“Put these on and let’s get moving.” Archelaos Redright had approached the cage of Olivia Solis in the most ridiculous get up, having tossed her similar attire. “Do not address me by my real name; call me Master when disguised, I will call you Apprentice.”

It was without hesitation that the fool began to dress herself. Her uncle had told her hours before he had a way for her to earn healing of her hand, this must be it. Whatever it was, she was ready. “Master.” It wasn’t all that strange, really, to call her superior by a name fitting. “Where are we going?”

Archelaos walked over and mounted his gryphon. “Westfall.” He told her, Olivia following behind to do the same, latching on tight behind him. “We’re going to have fun, you and I.” And the two were off, sent soaring from the sky to the run down area. They landed on a cliff just by the ocean, the south-westernmost part of Westfall, where a masked woman stood all but torturing an unconscious woman. It never dawned on Olivia this might be her own prey.

“This woman is in your territory.” Archelaos turned to Olivia. “Demetrius has taken a liking to her, and as such, she is a threat to his affection for you.” The anger that rose inside Olivia was more than any emotion she’d ever felt before. “My gift to you and your trial is this: Deal with her. Do whatever you feel to take out your anger. Do whatever you feel appropriate to assert your place. I am merely here to observe.” Her attention went past Angaela, past Archelaos, and to the helpless bitch on the ground. She’d remembered the article her uncle read to her; the burning - that’s what you do to people who betray you. As it was to her, this woman had done just that. “I want her burned.” She growled, “More than that, even.” Angie had offered her dagger to Olivia, to which she walked over for taking. “Go on, then.” Her uncle encouraged.

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Love will taste like malasadas…or malasadas will taste like love?

Read the story here on AO3

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A picture + short story in honor of the most precious couple of dorks ever, now canon.

Happy belated Amourshipping  day everyone! ♥

I drew a compilation of just a few of my favorite Ritsu moments!! (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

put yourself first next year,
i’m begging you to surround yourself with things and people that make you feel happy and cherished
pretty please go to bed when you need to, write letters to your grandparents, hug your best friend a little tighter.
go to a movie or out to dinner alone,
spend some quality time with yourself
because at the end of the day,
that’s all you’re left with.
—  2017 | a.w
The Signs as Things my Grandfather Has Done

Aries: Rolled down his window and screamed: “YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF IDIOTS” at people protesting something he didn’t personally agree with. (I can’t remember exactly what they were protesting… I just remember it happening)

Taurus: Trash talked Donald Trump on a number of occasions, and called the guy who threw the shoe at George W. Bush a “goddamn national hero”.

Gemini: Looked me dead in the eye and said “Shianne, I’m so glad you agree that Kirk and Spock are gay. I’ve been trying to tell your grandma that for years.”

Cancer: Recorded all the episodes of Full House and put them on a video cassette for me. 

Leo: Whenever we drove past the cemetery told the same shitty joke: “You know people are just dying to get in there…” He laughed hysterically every time this happened. 

Virgo: I asked him what he was afraid of, he answered, “I’m afraid of someone holding a gun to my head and threatening to kill my entire family. That’s what I’m afraid of”. I was 7.

Libra: Jumped out of a moving car to avoid an argument with my grandmother.

Scorpio: Watched FOX News with me and paused every 10 seconds to explain why they were wrong. 

Sagittarius: Stayed up all night watching reruns of Seinfeld on multiple occasions.

Capricorn: Got really irritated that I kept calling crayons “colors”. He corrected me every single time.

Aquarius: Never signed up for the draft, even though he was 18 in ‘68. Is also very proud of this and says “I WOULD DO IT AGAIN!!!!!” on many occasions.

Pisces: Took a picture with his toy sized Yorkie for his Christmas card. They posed like he was taking her to the prom, and he was wearing a suit for some reason.


I can post these now! These were my contributions to the TF fan calendar.

I am so so happy I got to work alongside a team of good beans, wonderful people who all did stunning artwork for this project, it was a lot of fun and exciting to do, and I hope everyone who got a calendar is happy with it, thank you all so much again for getting one! We greatly, greatly appreciate the support, it means a lot to all of us ;w;


Post-split Panic! At The Disco + memories

  • Person A: Hello-
  • Person B: It's me.
  • Person A: Hey-!
  • Person B: I just met you, and this is crazy, but-
  • Person A: STOP!
  • Person B: WAIT A MINUTE!
  • Person C (from across the room): FILL MY CUP, PUT SOME LIQUOR IN IT!
  • Me, on a date: so how do you feel about slavic languages?
  • Them: i don't like them. they all sound harsh and ugly, btw they all are just different dialects of russian
  • Me, stuffing mozzarella sticks inside my purse: i've got to go to the bathroom and possibly never come back

i mean viktor was right there watching yuuri buy the rings. yuuri could have literally just handed it over. instead he dragged viktor outside and all the way over to the steps of a fucking cathedral where he could take off his glove and put the damn thing on himself. 

meanwhile viktor either already has a ring on him or has one of the ones yuuri bought (where are we on this debate?), instead of yuuri just putting on his own ring viktor then returns the ringing favor like this is 10000000% clearly a Romantic Gesture 

yuuri’s blushing at the ears and going “it’s a good luck charm!! a thank you gift!!!” trying so hard to assure himself that it’s Not A Big Deal when really he has ZERO CHILL AT ALL and thankfully neither does viktor who just calls it what it is

30- THANK YOU - Let’s all appreciate @loverofpiggies! Draw her & Geno together in any way you want!

FIRST OF ALL, Thank you very much CQ for your hard work, entertainment and funny stuffs. You totally RADICAL-FANTASTIC neighBROhood. You made us FEEL FEELINGS everything on your Aftertale comic and gave us inspiration on your work. You did a great job and you put a heart onto it tho it’s funny when you make them suffer XD such savage >w> but I love it, you just being YOU ! THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH YOU’RE THE BEST CQ.

(Sorry of mess up, I’m so tired *DED*)

Genoary Challenge by awesome @shinydiamondblog

Geno and Fresh Sans belongs to @loverofpiggies

TAZ Lady Week is coming up so I needed a Killian design I actually liked, considering she is my fav and all! Muscle for STRONG but padding for GOOD CUDDLING W/BLUE DRAGONBORNS. I see lots of mistakes here but hopefully I’ll draw her enough to hammer those out. You should check it out and participate maybe?

I also put in my 3 favorite duck breeds because she deserves to be happy. They are a dutch hookbill, a call duck, and an indian runner. Listen. My dog is actually a duck. I bet ducks are the only dogs that don’t run off the moon and if they do, they can fly. Give the orc a duck.