i will punch whoever that slapped you

Bingo(Villain!AU)
  • Tatsumaki: knock it off or I'm going to Slap Chop that look off your face
  • Genos: OH! *quickly takes a piece of paper from his pocket* Slap Chop counts as a blender, right?
  • Saitama: No, you can't make milkshakes with a Slap Chop
  • Genos: How is that a viable requirement?!
  • Tatsumaki: ....what the hell are you two talking about?
  • Saitama: *holds up sheet* Kitchen appliance bingo, whoever gets 5 in a row of appliance names Genos gets called gets to pick the movie we watch that night
  • Tatsumaki: ...words can not describe how much I hate you two
  • Genos: but you know what words can describe?...how a Slap Chop counts as a blender
  • Saitama: WE'RE NOT WATCHING THE IRON GIANT AGAIN!