i will not stop laughing

  • <p> <b>Person A:</b> Stop laughing! I'm angry!<p/><b>Person B:</b> I'm sorry but you're really cute like this.<p/><b>Person A:</b> Yeah, and you're really cute with a broken nose.<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

I know I'm supposed to cringe, report, break down and cry when seeing mean girls making fun of people on IG, but I was laughing my ass off looking at jumpingmc's IG. The hashtags. Aw lord. I may be going to hell, but can't stop laughing.

Originally posted by giffity-gif-gif

Fuck all the Outlander Church Ladies afoot in this fandom! Gah! Those IG accounts are the only funny thing left around here. I laugh without shame. 

The Push

First thing’s first: I hate, hate, HATE being serious on here. This is a haven for fun above all other things, and I despise having to stop laughing, if only for a moment.

My good nature was pushed (again), and unfortunately, I will no longer be performing “The Script”.

I would like to apologize to <names removed to prevent more anon hate> for this, but the fun just got sapped out of this project for me, and I can’t do it if there’s no fun.

I was pretty clear before - I do this stuff for fun, and when someone (whoever they were) starts ruining the party, they ruin if for everyone.

Now I don’t want another Southern Crane episode - I don’t want people casting aspersions about who pushed Codot. I want to just get back to having fun.

So, again, sorry to the lovelies who took the time out of their day to write this for me, but it’s not happening now.

Love,
Codot xx

anonymous asked:

So this was during the holiday season. I'm a merchandise associate and I was putting away hand bags. I start hearing this buzzing noise coming from the soap section. I walk over and see a guy shaving his face in the middle of the store with an electric razor he took out of the box. I couldn't stop laughing for Hours.

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It’s 3 AM and I literally cannot stop laughing. I’m just so joyful. Praise God. There is so much grace present in my life and I can feel my dry bones coming back to live.

My Lord, thank you placing the desire to draw near to You in my heart. If it weren’t for that, my heart would be so empty. Please bind my wandering heart to thee. I do not ever want to abandon this intimacy for an imitation, even for a moment.

I feel so in love, and my God, what a wondrous love!

anonymous asked:

What would you do if you were praying then boom! A dick appears in front of you and it smells of your favourite food.

//I honestly can’t tell if this is for me or al but I can’t stop laughing long enough to think about it

anonymous asked:

IM SCREAMING THAT PERSON YOU CALLED OUT RESPONDED TO YOUR POST AND I COULDNT CONTINUE READING ALL OF IT BECAUSE ITS.... IT JUST.... it doesn't make sense.

oh my god, i know, i read that shit and i could not stop laughing

i can’t take people like that seriously so it’s not worth responding