i will never shut up about this okay

Baseball AU: Trost Districts baseball club; Titans.
He's enjoying it (*´・∀・)b

Eren: I think Captain Levi-

Armin: Oh my wall Eren, can you shut up about Levi?

Eren: Wha-what do you mean?

Armin: Ugh. Ooh Levi`s so cute, Armin, Armin! You`ll never guess what Levi did today! Armin did you know Levi`s favorite tea was black tea? Levi, Levi, Levi~! I`m sick of it!


Eren: Okay, but like I was saying, Levi wa-

Armin: *Looks at the camera like in The Office*

Already seeing people shitting on the Batman movie getting a rewrite.

They got a new director and it just shows that Matt Reeves is getting hands on with this film and is getting super involved. This will make for a better film.

I hate how when one little thing comes out from DC, people say dumb shit like “How hard can this be? Why is it taking them so long? This project is doomed.”

Like shut the fuck up.

Filmmaking is hard. Okay? Especially big budget filmmaking. There is so much stuff that goes into filmmaking that you wouldn’t be able to learn everything about it in 4 years of film school.

I’m serious. There is so much stuff that goes into it that the only way to really learn it is to actually be on set.

Majority of the Internet has never been on a film set let alone seen one.

WB has been making films for a damn century nearly. Chill. Let them take their time and don’t act like the world will end with every bit of news that comes out.

do you ever wonder if Simon is doing okay? If he’s staying hydrated or whether he’s happy today? Has he had a scone recently? When’s the last time he hugged his boyfriend? Then do you realise that he is just a fictional character who has never even existed and you’re just wasting your life away, thinking about someone who isn’t real because yeeeah I do that a lot.

No okay but I have this headcannon that once Julian figures out Barry is the flash he becomes super overprotective

-Julian following Barry around mothering him and freaking out if he gets even the slightest bit injured
- Barry eventually can’t take it anymore and him just screaming ‘I HAVE SUPER-HUMAN HEALING’
-This becoming a running thing so whenever Julian goes “be careful” everyone screams SUPER-HUMAN HEALING
-Cisco never shuts up about all the times Barry’s almost died for the sole purpose of pissing off Julian
-“Hey guys remember that time Zoom broke Barry’s back and he couldn’t walk”
-“Or that time his heart stopped”
-“Or that time he kind of exploded into the speed force”
-“That was weird”
-Julian getting really annoyed with everyone and swearing like the posh British dude he is
- Cisco asking why the hell he cares so much to which Julian responds by angrily kissing Barry on the mouth
- Barry is… surprised to say the least but they walk out of star labs holding hands 😍


YOUTUBER AU, for the carry on countdown!

Simon pushes the record button and drops himself on the couch, crossing his legs to mimic Baz’ pose next to him. He gives Baz a reassured smile and faces the camera.

“Hey everyone,” he waves with bright eyes, “Welcome to a new video! Today I’m doing the ‘boyfriend challenge’ with my awesome boyfriend Baz over here,” he gestures at him and Baz waves, “which you probably all have seen or heard about before 'cus I can never shut up about him.”

Baz chuckles when he hears Penny yell, “It’s true!” from the kitchen, and Simon quickly joins in.

Simon clears his throat after a while and turns to Baz, looking at his phone, “Okay first question - this is an easy one -, how did we meet?”

Baz rolls his grey eyes at the camera and answers, “We were roommates at college. We loathed each other first, but then-”

“But then Baz got a crush on meeee,” Simon sings and beams in Baz’ direction.

The other boy rolls his eyes again, but now with a faint blush on his cheeks, murmuring “Shut up.”

Simon winks in response and turns to the camera again, “Luckily it was mutual, which I didn’t realise yet-”


“-but then Baz had a breakdown and I tried to help him, which I did for some reason by kissing him, and that quickly turned into a heated make-out session and-”

“Okay!” Baz says loudly, “Next question.”

anonymous asked:

Can you BELIEVE that Phil won a solo award and STILL called Dan up there to join him? Still not over it

me neither :( i think about it at least like once a day honestly and i’m STILL so emotional about it :( :( :( especially when i think about the way dan was so overjoyed and then taken aback and then proud and enthralled and the way he couldn’t keep any of those emotions off his face

when phil first wins: 

when phil calls him up: 

when phil is talking: 

phil lester everyone: 

like shut up :( :( :( :( what the fuck :( they’ve never before that night been so okay and open with acknowledging how intertwined their partnership truly is and just how fucking proud they are of each other. i will never get over thinking about it and wondering what about that night compelled them to break this boundary so completely. fuck

BTS Reality Show Part 9

Taehyung: / frantically knocks on Jungkooks door/

Jungkook: /half asleep when he gets up and opens the door/ What the hell man it’s 2 in the mornin-

Taehyung: /hugs him as he cries burying his face in his neck/

Jungkook:/freezes/ Um…Tae?

Taehyung:/sobs/ Jimin…its over

Jungkook:/ sighs and brings him in shutting the door/ Tell me what happened

Originally posted by koiyomi

Taehyung:/sits on the bed sniffling/ I had planned to talk to Jimin about this whole situation. So I put together a nice dinner for just me and him..but he never showed up…And I waited and waited for him but  he never came

Jungkook:/sits down rubbing his back as he listens/

Taehyung: So I went to see what the deal was when I- /takes a deep breath/

Jungkook: Hey hey…its okay..just let it out

Taehyung: When I saw him and Yoongi ..together in bed..and I just /breaks down/

Jungkook:/holds him close/ I’m so sorry Tae..

Taehyung: I never had a chance…I was just a distraction

Originally posted by pangguk

Jungkook:/ in the confession booth/ Seeing Tae fall apart like that really broke my heart. I never realized that we had so much drama going on around here. I figured Jimin and Yoongi would get back together but I didn’t think it would happen like this.

Taehyung:/ gets up/ I’m sorry for interrupting your sleep..I just didn’t know who to run to..I’ll just go..I’m sorry /heads for the door/

Originally posted by chokaivlicious

Jungkook: NO /gets up and grabs his hand as he whispers/ Stay~

Originally posted by itchgraph

Taehyung;/looks at him / Kookie..I-

Jungkook:/looks at him and wipes his tears away/ Please don’t go..just stay..you shouldn’t be alone

Taehyung: /slowly nods/ Okay…I’ll stay

Originally posted by cherryblossoms-and-cupcakes

Jungkook:/ in the confession booth/ Maybe me staying wasn’t the problem..it was me leaving that was the mistake..but maybe staying here won’t be so bad

Taehyung: / pulls his hand out of Jungkook’s and goes over to his bed and lays down/ 

Jungkook:/gets in and holds him close/ You know I’ll always be there for you Tae~

Taehyung:/ softly smiles as he closes his eyes dozing off/

Jungkook: /watches him with pure admiration in his eyes/ I’ll never let you go~

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

Things you should never say to The Signs
  • Aries: "Are you really doing what you're supposed to be doing?"
  • Taurus: "I don't believe you."
  • Gemini: "Can you shut up for a second?"
  • Cancer: "I did love you, I just don't love you anymore."
  • Leo: "In all reality, nobody likes you."
  • Virgo: "You have control over your own thoughts, so it's your fault you are thinking this way."
  • Libra: "I'm going to kick your ass."
  • Scorpio: "Stay away from me, okay? Just never speak to me again."
  • Sagittarius: "You seriously have no idea what you're talking about, do you?"
  • Capricorn: "Obviously you didn't try hard enough."
  • Aquarius: "That's nice, but I don't care."
  • Pisces: "Quit overreacting."

anonymous asked:

I am very understanding on when Lauren stands with all of this, and she's said this — idk, feels like 2014 again lol. But I hate it when she's so rude about it. Like, if you're gonna call out shitty stans for what you see at least call all of them, not just shitty cs that make us all look bad i dont know!!!! ah!!!!! anxiety!!!! Sorry if any of this sounds selfish or whatever, but it just hurts me. I was doing just fine, but I HAd to look up camren on youtube that 2014 fml

It’s okay I get it - I think she just wanted to shut the haters down and didn’t really think about the non-crazy fans who obviously got very disappointed and felt accused of something they’re not responsible for - she put us all in the same basket without thinking that it might hurt some. The fact is, she never embraced the opportunity to make Camren something positive (I think the main reason for that is that Camren was indeed real). Lauren has always been at war with CS, not once did she say anything positive about it - even though it helped a lot of people - I mean it was understandable when she was younger and figuring herself out but now she’s 20, she’s out, and still she couldn’t find a way to end it on a better note - I get that she’s mad and probably tired of it all, and that she had to be direct and blunt, but I think she could’ve used other words.

dickbabs quotes that make me cry

“there’s a warmth in dick’s voice that was never there in bruce’s. he’s done a great job of hiding it lately. and then it goes cold. i miss it more than he’ll know.” 

“just shut up for a second. let me just enjoy seeing you alive, okay?”

“anyone can change and settle down. even you.”
“don’t get your hopes up.”

“you still have it babs!”
“i do, don’t i?”

“whatever my future holds, i hope it includes you.”

“barbara and dick. until the end of the world.”

“i don’t want to spend my life wondering what might’ve been. like you and nightwing.”

“you’re so beautiful. you have no idea… just looking at you makes me happy, but i… i don’t know if i can do this thing anymore, dick.”

“love will conquer fear.”

“you’re right, as almost always. know this: no matter how long i’m gone… i love you, barbara. and i will come back to you someday, i promise.”

“i need him to keep smiling his beautiful smile. to be the sun the earth keeps spinning around.”

“i love you, barb. remind me again why we’re not together?”

“get dressed, true love. we’re going out.”

“babs, you’re stunning and you’re brilliant and you’re probably the strongest person i know… on the inside, where it really counts.”

“i really had a thing for you back then–and bang.”
“it didn’t have to end there, babs. it didn’t end there for me.”
“or me, dick.”

“who loves ya, baby?”

“barbara… we’ve been connected since the day we met. i loved you when i didn’t know what love was. you have been the friend i can never doubt. and the partner i never thought was possible. whatever happens in this world, i know we can bear it if we have each other.”

“i’m just happy and i wanted to share it.”

“babs, you’re a genius.”
“but you already knew that.”
“babs, you’re beautiful.”
“but you already knew that.”

“it’s never going to be perfect. it’s always going to be just us making the best of what we’re given.”

“i know i failed you. i just hope that someday you’ll let me explain. i hope that someday… i miss you, babs. more than you can know. and you were right when you said i was living in the past. so… here’s to the future, okay? as soon as i get there, you’ll be the first person i’ll be looking for. i love you.”

“you never failed me. i don’t know if you’re capable of such a thing. things won’t always be like this, dick. that’s something i know in my heart. i haven’t given up hope that someday– someday i can be for you what you’ve always been for me. i love you.”

Number Three - Dad!Ashton

Originally posted by h-lsey

“I’m sorry, Dakota, but do you see how much sugar there is in this?” Ashton asked his ten year old daughter as they stood in the supermarket food shopping while his wife started dinner with their seven year old son.

“Dad, do I look like I care about how much sugar there is in it?” She questioned dropping the box of Lucky Charms in the cart.

“I’m just saying that it’s not healthy for you. Your body can only absorb so much an-.”

“Dad. Shut up,” she rolled her eyes trying to hide her smile. As much as she hated to admit it, she loved her annoying dad. It was all out of love and making sure she was okay. Ashton huffed out a sigh just wondering how he got to this point in his life. He never thought at thirty-two, he’d be settled down with two kids. Married, that was another story, something he had always wanted early on.

When the two arrived home, dinner was set on the table, Blake in the kitchen grabbing the glasses for each place setting as Dakota started to put the groceries away. “Hey, handsome,” y/n whispered kissing her grinning dimpled husband as he hummed in content.

“Hey,” he muttered back before moving to help Dakota. “How was your day?”

“Fine. I helped Michael by watching Ana for him for a bit. Nothing too exciting.” Once the food was all put away, they made their way to the dining table to dig into their meal. It was a bit too quiet, y/n usually picking up the conversation for the family, only to have her playing with her food as if she was nervous.

“You alright, baby?” he questioned looking at her strange as she shook her head sighing heavily. “Are you sure?”

“Yeah…I just…how do you all feel about having a brother or sister?” she questioned, the focus more towards Dakota and Blake while Ashton sat there with a shocked expression as he tried to hold in his excitement.

“A sibling…wait, are you pregnant?” Dakota asked, her mother nodding her head as she looked next towards her father who couldn’t conceal his grin. “Oh, ew.”

“Ew?” Ashton questioned looking confused now as Dakota stood from the table.

“You two had sex recently,” she whined excusing herself upstairs while her words registered in Ashton’s head, a frown forming on his face.

“What do you know about sex?” he called after her.

“What’s sex?” Blake questioned as y/n sighed shaking her head as the boy pouted muttering something about it not being fair. “Can I be excused too?”

“Yea, go ahead,” y/n said, Blake getting up from the table leaving her there with her husband. “You know it’s something they learn in health science, right?”

“Why so early? That’s my baby girl,” Ashton whined standing getting ready to clear, only to have y/n stand and stop him, pulling him closer to her by the waistband of his jeans.

“Well, in a few months you get another child to terrorize,” she said pressing a kiss to his cheek only to have him press his lips to hers roughly, a giggle escaping her lips as she let him slip his tongue in her mouth. “You know I love you, right?”

“I mean, you can always show me upstairs,” he whispered holding her tightly, burying his face in her neck as she smacked his arm.

“Still horny as ever, Irwin…good to know that hasn’t changed.”

“Hey, if I wasn’t horny, we wouldn’t be on baby number three.”

i was reading this fic earlier (really good, one of my faves) and thinking about how yuuri is definitely the type to experience top drop/top guilt due to all that anxiety. ‘what if victor didn’t like it, what if i hurt him’ etc. and i liked that as a way of coping with it they kinda role switch in that yuuri, after a really hard scene, pampers victor and carries to him bed and gives him a massage.

i say role switch because victor ‘i wanna cater 2 to my man’ nikiforov is definitely all about taking care of yuuri and making sure he’s doing whatever he needs, so it only makes sense to me that sometimes it’s the other way around and yuuri just gently combs victor’s hair and kisses him all over and tells him how beautiful and wonderful he is. d’aw.


Florence Daisy Valentine & Harry Edward Styles

So @stilesharrystyles was nice enough to tag me in this character thing for Ren & Curls, where you post a few pictures and do this nice lil thing below, SO THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
I’d like to tag @team-styles for my children Paulie and Harry. I’d also like to tag @americanowrites for Georgie and Harry.


1. What’s your dream wedding location?
Harry: There’s this field near my house where me and my dad used to go to pick flowers. In summer it’s beautiful. There’s one in particular that gets really overgrown and-
Ren: Why would you wanna get married in an overgrown field?
Harry: Shut up. It’s just… beautiful. Flowers everywhere. I dunno. Something like that.
Ren: You have hay-fever!
Harry: Well where would you want to get married?
Ren: I dunno. Never even thought about it.

2. Do you want any children? If so, how many? Any specific gender?
Ren: We’re not having children.
Harry: What?
Ren: Don’t be ridiculous, Harry. There’s no way.
Harry: We’re having three. Done. Next question.

3. What’s your favorite memory with the other?
Ren: I think… maybe the first night we met. When we sat on the docks and shared that bottle of beer. I dunno. I just… had such a nice time with you. It was nice.
Harry: First time I noticed the gold in your eyes was pretty special but… Maybe just… when you came to stay at my mum and dads. You just… fit in. It was nice.

4. What is the most romantic gesture that the other has done for you?
Harry: You’re not very romantic.
Ren: I am!
Harry: You’re not!
Ren: I am! We’ve only been in a relationship for like two weeks! Give me time.
Harry: When we went stargazing on my roof. That was pretty cute.

5. It’s Saturday night, what are the two of you doing?
Harry: Working, probably.
Ren: Watching Titanic and waiting for you to get home.

6. How would you describe your perfect day?
Harry: The flower show day.
Ren: Oh yeah. Good shout.
Harry: We went to a flower show, and then we went for lunch and then for drinks. And then we went home together and… I got to kiss you. Properly kiss you. Can’t beat that.

7. If you were to have children, who would wake up early to get them ready for school?
Ren: You’re staying in bed and getting as much sleep as you can. I’ll do it.
Harry: Thought we weren’t having kids?
Ren: We’re not. This is hypothetical. Idiot. You’re staying in bed.
Harry: Yes boss.

8. What does it feel like when you hold each other?
Harry: Like… everything makes sense.
Ren: It feels like… I’m finally… happy.

9. What was your first impression of the other when you saw them?
Ren: You had… long legs. And you looked tired. And really pretty.
Harry: When you walked in late to that group session… I kinda thought you were arrogant.
Ren: I totally was. Probably still am.

10. When you’re alone, do you think about the other?
Harry: All the time. It’s annoying, if anything. Can’t just… get on with my day anymore.
Ren: I never think about you.
Harry: Fuck off.


Okay.  I’m about to go crazy.  I have been poked and drawn (blood labs), poked and shot (Shingles vaccination), and not poked in the right places (use your own imagination)!  I have been sitting at this damn computer editing for hours and my web page is fucked up because the host is pulling pranks on me.  My damn washer keeps beeping and the dryer won’t shut up when I don’t get down to the laundry fast enough.  I have never posted 3 times in one day and I hit the bottle about two hours a go.  My hubby says that I am addicted to this creepin’ fandom and that Sam and Cait are not my REAL friends!  Can you imagine any of that?!  Sure you can!!  If you aren’t drinking already today after ready about a bazillion posts on the travesty of life on Outlander, you’re on the wrong Tumblr! I’m so out of it today that I asked my son - YES MY SON - how he can be in “Cabaret” and have his junk crabbed without getting an erection!  Geez, I’ve hit bottom.  (I know you want to know what his answer was…. I ain’t gonna tell you!  I don’t want to be in misery alone!)

I love Sam and Cait.  Best actors on any media that I know of (well except for “Bobby” in the current production of Cabaret) and I want to just grab them, shake them silly, and tell TPTB to fuck off!  How can they possibly stand someone telling them what they can and cannot do with their lives?!  Damn! Literally pisses me off!  And now it’s time to make dinner for the man and I just don’t want to!  Wow.  I’m over the edge today.

Can they just shit or get off the pot?!  I’m so tired!

(he said, “Mommmmm! Can’t believe you asked me that!?”  Sorry, still don’t know the answer….





okay now that you’ve all seen dorklord supreme in his fucking dad clothes back to your regularly scheduled programming

gilver-tblr  asked:

What kind of features do you picture with the Garnet/Steven fusion? Like you know clothing, hairstyle and etc.

Okay, so they’d have the biggest, poofiest hair, like I’m talking MAXIMUM floof. The kind you could hide entire families in.

And they’d have Steven’s shirt and his cute eyebrows and be generally soft and pudgy like him. But then they’d be super tol like Garnet and have a REALLY cool visor and everything is pink. There’s just … so much pink. All shades of pink.

They’d have a slightly round face like Steven but a button nose and fancy hands like Garnet. Steven would never shut up about the time he had fancy hands when they were fused.