i will never post something like this again lol

the year is 2014, the month that is March has just begun. You are lying in bed mobile blogging when you should be sleeping. The clock strikes midnight, as you accidentally hit the itunes app on your phone. On the front page you see new album releases, one of the albums has just a scarf as the album art. You click to see what the album is….FUN. PULLED A FUCKING BEYONCE AND RELEASED THEIR ALBUM AND PUT ONLY NATE’S SCARF AS THE COVER ART.

anonymous asked:

Do we really think he's gonna drop a single or something this week or are we just hyping it up!? (something bigger than the magazine cover i mean) i'm so scared honestly.. legit your last post has me scared to go to sleep lol. all i can do is thank god i'm in cali and in the same time zone as him

i really do think hes gonna drop something big this week and pa just reminded me tomorrow is Wednesday like everything happens on Wednesday im really never sleeping again until i find out what zayns planning

I always get stuck when it comes to writing Instagram posts 😁😁 I feel like I have so much to say but when it’s time to write it, mehh, nothing (or at best, something so incomprehensible I barely understand it on a re-read 😱😂 I’m not the only one, right? Lol). What I do love is taking pictures, making fun and sometimes educational (lol) videos and chatting with you on YouTube, tumblr, Facebook and here about a vast array of subjects which never cease to challenge and entertain me! 😊✌🏼️ Taking pics has been something I have always loved doing but only recently found the art again when picking up @henyamania’s pro camera. Next comes editing skills :) I love the combination of everything working together in this pic to make it something stunning for my eyes 👀❤️❤️ #love #lifegoals #ultimatefoodporn #jasonpizzino

nightmarexking replied to your post: nightmarexking asked:Red Button M…

Epic at first, until it begins to wear in your nerves because it has to play over and over and OVER all. The. Way. Through. OwO

{ or u become desensitized to it and just stop hearing it altogether (like if you hear something constantly you kinda just drown it out) SO THERE ARE NO FLAWS HERE. NEVER HAVE TROUBLE GETTIN THINGS ON THE TOP SHELF AT THE GROCERY STORE AGAIN, WHILE SOARING VIOLINS AND CLASHING CYMBALS INTIMIDATE THE CASHIER.

u have greatly underestimated my love for this epic piece in particular. (i set it to my dad’s ringtone for awhile, it was amazing when he called–and very jarring when it was about something serious lol) also, darth vadar! }

generalpitchiner replied to your postRed Button Meme: You can use the Force but…

// I might have to draw Darth Katherine when I get home XD

{ pffft star wars and goc yes. squish epic and epic together!! XD sounds amazing 2 me. }

U know what I will never believe or laugh at is those posts like “ changed No on my moms phone to hentai baptism omfg LOL” and then they post the screenshot where the supposed mom or some other shit man makes the same god damn mistake and it like bitch when u write something and the word is auto corrected sure okay if u stupid and don’t see it first time okay but fuck me if the person will write that “no” over and over again not realizing some shit aint right and doesn’t see that’s its autocorrect fuck u if u make such posts ur not funny!!!!

Hey I’ve never made a post before but my 18th month old dog just died suddenly literally his heart just stopped beating and there was nothing anything we could do like it just happened no way of knowing it just happened
So I just felt like screaming into nothing so here it is
I just need to speak and do things so this is me doing something lol cause I am already sick of feeling like shit but it will just keep going and going and going and going I can’t even see how I can continue to be a human now it was hard before but now is impossible
I just need to scream until I pass out for 100 years

mrskurt I never do a celebrity or something like that it seems silly but if David has had a hard week or something I post something lol I know a girl who does strictly military men every week but then again that’s the only type of man she goes after lol David hates social media and barely get on Facebook anyways 😩

throwback to curious incident cause I never actually made a post about it lol but holy crap I decided to try something different to musicals and went to my first Broadway play and this was the best thing I’ve ever seen like Alex Sharp is probably one of the best actors of our time. I might be biased seeing as we ARE best friends - he confirmed it himself - but DUDE this is awesome. And it wasn’t even just the acting like the stage design and sounds and visuals really take you into it I was actually astonished. I need to see him in this again but he’s leaving September 13th and I live in Ireland 😭💛 if you have the chance to see this JUST DO IT (at Barrymore Theater)

anonymous asked:

Hi again I'm the crazy person who thought you looked like Daniel Sharman xD I just thought your ponytail was light or something and besides you have a similar smile and a similar shaped nose so i guessed xDDD

You’re not a crazy person, lol. 

It’s okay. I was just taken back by the comment as I’ve never been told Daniel and I have similar smiles and shaped nose. 

But seriously, come back after October when I’ve posted my picture with Daniel and tell me if we still look the same side by side, lol. 

Just some back story I gave him my number like early Spring we talked maybe once and never again until a few days ago he was disgruntled that I no longer follow his annoying Instagram. So he sent me pictures of beautiful women with penises lol. Telling me that he was messing with me since I unfollowed him. He was saying he was going to be in GA like that was supposed to mean something to me I’m not even at home right now I’m visiting my family in MD. So I stopped talking to him. He texted me today which is my birthday. I’m about to post the messages shortly!

LOL OMFG. HOWS SOMEONE GOING TO TAKE SCREENSHOTS OF A BLOG I MADE IN 7TH FUCKING GRADE FOR AN EX AND THEN SEND SCREENSHOTS TO ANOTHER EX AND ACT LIKE I WAS DOING SOMETHING? LOL first off; i’m single i can do whatever the fuck i please second; THE POST WAS ABOUT THE NAVY BALL LMFAO HE WENT TO THE NAVY BALL LAST MF YEAR WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND OF A COUPLE YEARS, SHE USED TO HATE ME BC I ALWAYS STOLE HIM FROM HER. THEN HE SENT ME A MESSAGE SAYING, WE WOULD NEVER BE TOGETHER AGAIN BC WERE TOO DIFFERENT PEOPLE, WE FELL IN LOVE IN 7TH GRADE, PEOPLE CHANGE A LOT. IT DIDN’T WORK BC I DID DRUGS AND HE DIDN’T PLUS HE WAS MADLY IN LOVE WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND. I COMPLETELY UNDERSTOOD AND ALSO HAD THOUGHT HE DIDN’T WANNA GET BACK TOGETHER LOOOONG BEFORE HE SAID THAT. I WAS GOING TO GO TO THE NAVY BALL WITH HIM HE ASKED ME YEEEEEARS IN ADVANCE, I SAID YES YEEEEEARS IN ADVANCE BY THE TIME THE NAVY BALL CAME AROUND, HE HAD BEEN W A GIRL FOR OVER A YEAR, WHY WOULD HE TAKE ME WHEN HE HAS A MF GIRLFRIEND?! LMFAO. 

SO LMFAO. SENDING SCREENSHOTS OF A POST FROM FUCKING FOREVER AGO ABOUT AN EVENT FUCKING FOREVER AGO TO MY EX BOYFRIEND ABOUT MY EX BOYFRIEND MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE? LMFAO whats he gonna do, break up w me for posting something about someone else when i was dating them? oh my bad i forgot he cant BC I’M FUCKING SINGLE. 

even if i wasn’t single PLEEEASE let someone break up w me over a post in the past.