i will never ever get over this oh my frick i love her

modern soc au

inej: 

  • loves to dance !!! esp ballet but she can dance to whatever tbfh, she’s that good 
  • likes to wear caps, esp backwards. really loves bomber jackets too. 
  • has a couple, small tattoos dedicated to her saints 
  • is that one kid who loves to do parkour (both ironically and unironically) for instance is really good at it but sometimes just yells PARKOUR and steps over a rock
  • usually found eating lunch with her pals on the roof of the school 
  • is amazing at hide and seek like holy fuck ????? hid for 2 hours once and wasn’t found, came back the next day and was like “y'all losers SUCK" 
  • loves to study other people’s cultures, as well as history and is great as p.e (never has gotten a bad grade in the flexibility tests) 
  • likes to read poem books 
  • has a black cat as a pet named “saint" 
  • pronounced meme as "mehmeh” the first time she read it 
  • only has snapchat and instagram. is that kid who ALWAYS posts the sunset every day, esp from weird/high places and the comments are always “HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET UP THERE" 
  • cried the most during fox and the hound 
  • always braiding nina’s hair. Knows how to do all the super advanced onces as well
  • "I don’t know, CAN YOU?" 
  •  the best one at pushing people on the swings 
  • AMAZING AT JUST DANCE WITH JESPER 
  • "sorry I ran out of fucks to give try again later maybe?" 
  • gives the nicest presents. always knows what a person wants for christmas/their birthday 
  • the one who’s really into photography and is always taking aesthetic™ pics of Nina for her social media accounts 
  • Prefers tea over coffee

wylan:

  • bullied for not being able to read (at least up until high school), so is super shy 
  • loves drawing. the artistic™ one who takes anatomy to be able to draw people better 
  • MASTER FLUTE MUSICIAN. On the school band. Jams hard af when he plays it 
  • is in gem math and AP chem with kuwei. 
  • loves sweet. addicted to blue jolly ranchers. his tongue is always blue 
  • constantly pushing up his thick rimmed glasses (even if they ain’t on, which causes him to poke his eye)
  • looooves all the superhero shows on the CW 
  • V neck sweaters. always
  • always has his trusty satchel
  • only has tumblr. has like 10k followers because of his artwork. 
  • ”‘illuminati’ ? is that a band?“ 
  • cat person even though he’s allergic to cat fur. absolutely adores inej’s cat. settles for owning a horned lizard named "shrek" 
  • secretly a huge fan of memes 
  • really gay for tom holland and ed sheeran (calls him "ginger Jesus”) 
  • gamer with jesper. they always play overwatch together, wylans better tho. a genji and Ana main 
  • cried the most during big hero six 
  • wylan, with blank eyes: “I like my coffee how I like my men” // jesper: *spits out his drink* 

matthias: 

  • sports fan obv. On the schools hockey team bc his fav is hockey. is extremely competitive when he plays it. Is constantly checking but never gets penalties (aka slamming the other players against the walls)
  • played basketball against jesper and surprisingly lost. jesper won’t let it go 
  • dog person. owns a pet pomsky (Pomeranian-husky) with nina who’s name is “bub" 
  • “long hair don’t care”draws inspiration from Harry styles 
  • really philosophical. takes all the philosophy/ethics classes available 
  • kind of sounds like Thor (thick and deep accent) 
  • a good™
  • "you’re all horrible trash”
  • “do we really have to be doing this now? I have to finish my homework" 
  • loves baking. bakes everything for the love of his life 
  • grey sweatshirts and adidas shoes 
  • wears contacts Because he hates how glasses look on him. only wears them when he’s home 
  • oblivious to all the women in love with him
  • "CAN YOU EVEN LIFT BRO? BECAUSE I SURE AS FRICK CAN” (doesn’t curse) 
  • real 👍🏻🤘🏻👌🏻life🤰🏻👼🏻🌱student📚✂️✏️athelete🏃🏼🥇🏆🥅🏒
  • has Facebook and Twitter only
  • cried the most during bambi and dumbo 
  • little spoon™ 
  • has a couple tattoos with very deep meanings

jesper: 

  • dancer with inej. dances like those ppl who look like robots ??? the ones who look like they freeze parts of their body while the others move. AMAZING at it 
  • loves jazz but also dubstep/edm and rap/r&b. Beyoncé is MOM/QUEEN. 
  • sometimes djs parties 
  • again, huge gamer with wylan. he’s a lucio and junkrat main for overwatch. loves like every video game ever 
  • loves all the marvel movies, in love with black panther (was team cap) 
  • dresses like a hipster but also sometimes a fuck boy (tank tops and shorts with a backwards cap style) 
  • favorite subject is business and debate. great negotiator 
  • cried the most during the lion king 
  • A+ cosplayer (especially his lucio cosplay) 
  • big supporter of human rights (LGBTA+, feminist, black lives matter, poc representation). Will LITERALLY get into fights over anyone who thinks otherwise. Fist fights, always supported by Kaz and Matthias. Got suspended for 3 days for breaking a kids nose who thought LGBTA+ people should **** ** ****) 
  • that one kid who has 50 fidget spinners and can do cool tricks with them. also manages to sell all of them 
  • skateboard pro™ 
  • always sends the blinking face meme, even if it’s out of context 
  • all the social medias. 
  • one tattoo only of a gun with a ‘bang’ flag coming out of it 

nina: 

  •  PROFESSIONAL👏🏻 MAKE 👏🏻 UP 👏🏻 ARTISTS 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 HAS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF FOLLOWERS ON HER INSTAGRAM AND THE SAME FOR HER YOUTUBE CHANNEL 
  • Speaking of YouTube, she always does cute videos. Baking/cooking tutorial videos featuring Matthias, 'i do my boyfriends makeup’, 'my boyfriend does my makeup’, 'my boyfriend buys my makeup’, does make up tutorials obviously, challenges with her best friend inej like the 'whisper challenge’. everyone loves her and says her and Matthias are their otp 
  • loves fashion design, takes that class. 
  • loves horror movies/creepy things but also Disney 
  • great at roller skating 
  • always wins the best dressed awards ad school 
  • also huge fan of ed sheeran. loves little mix more than 5h. 
  • cried the most during 'up' 
  • Can speak like 4 languages (English, french, Latin and spanish) 
  • loves traveling and learning about new cultures too 
  • dancer!inej’s biggest fan and hockey!matthias’ biggest fan 
  • always breaks snapchat streaks 
  • likes to (friendly) debate with jesper, especially over stupid things 
  • amazing with kids. babysits all the time. calls “bub” (the dog) her and matthias’ baby 
  • big spoon™ 
  • notes are so fucking pretty. buys the most expensive stationary and notebooks 
  • also huge supporter of human rights. runs the feminist club. (Jesper is the Vice President) stresses loving yourself and your body, and makes sure to design comfortable yet GORGEOUS clothes for “"plus sized people”“ 
  • wins 'dynamic duo’ award with inej 
  • always eating lollipops 
  • has a few very small tatos of cute things like roses and crowns. has one quote written in cursive on her rib

kaz: 

  • prefers black coffee as well 
  • loves crime shows, whether they’re real or fake. for instance loves both 'Dateline’ and 'Criminal Minds’ also loves 'House’
  •  favorite class is psychology, learning how a person thinks and acts and feels
  • has the dregs tattoo on his arm * edge lord 9000™ * such a drama queen and diva like damn 
  • *deep sigh* "I think I’d rather go take a nap” *gets up and leaves* 
  • also loves computer science. knows how to hack shit like a pro 
  • always rough housing with jesper. broke a table once 
  • does walk with a cane. likes to slap matthias’ ass with it 
  • “bow down you fucking peasants" 
  • only types in lower case with 0 emojis and no punctuation marks. CONSTANTLY leaves people on read 
  • only has Twitter and snapchat. His posts on snapchat never have captions, yet somehow has a 200 day streak with Jesper and a 250 day streak with inej 
  • loves watching horror movies with nina 
  •  *in a fight* "oh I’ll sHOW YOU SOME DIRTY HANDS” *swings* 
  • gets second place for best dressed award 
  • always sending memes with no context in their group chat, as well as vines 
  • indie and alternative rock fan 
  • “does it look like I care because I’m sorry if it does I didn’t mean to give you that impression" 
  • head over heels for inej Ghafa like wow 
  • likes to read a lot of mystery books and non fiction books 
  • cried the most during finding dory 
  • can solve a Rubik’s cube under a minute and won’t let you forget it 
  • The one asshole who picks either Kirby or metaknight in super smash brothers brawl
  •  hates seeing the notification bubble so he always has all chats muted and notifications turned off for apps 
  • kiss ass to all the teachers to get them A’s

Kuwei: 

  • SCIENCE NERD. ALWAYS singing the bill nye theme song. Loves ASAPScience on YouTube. Master at chemistry and biology 
  • "hey did u know bill nye is, like, my dad" 
  • nina treats him like a baby 
  • loves everything to do with Star Wars while wylan loves star trek more. Fighting ensues. 
  • has a pet Siamese cat name sparky 
  • Used to have a huge crush on jesper and everyone knew it except jesper. 
  • knows the intro to the bee movie ("according to all known laws of aviation-”)
  •  jesper in the group chat: “gonna go shower be right back” // kuwei: “without me ;)?” // wylan: “KUWEI SWEAR TO FUCK” // kaz: “watch your fucking language wylan" 
  • obsessed with Pokémon go even if it died out (chose team instinct) 
  • "fight me on this" 
  • has Twitter, snapchat and instagram 
  • Always drinking ginger ale 
  • master at bop it 
  • the one kid who always forgets to pay you back for stuff 
  • is also into the CW super hero shows, so him and wylan are constantly talking about it 
  • loves cartoons and anime 
  • speaks fluent fuckboy 
  • God awful at comebacks 
  • "let’s take a selfie guys !!!” // “kuwei no-” // *snapshot sound* 
  • talks !!! Like !! This !!!! for,,, some reason ???????? 
  • huge nerd for other things too like lord of the rings and Harry Potter and game of thrones 
  • cried the most during inside out
  •  "do you think planes are scared of heights?“ // "for fucks same kuwei it’s 4am”
Dating Zach Dempsey would include...

• Lots of basketball games, where’d you’d be on the side lines holding up a cheesy sign saying “# 7 on the field # 1 in my heart.”

• Him looking and winking just as he is about to make the game winning point!

 • He’d run to you after a game through the crowd, just to get his winning kiss. “y/n!” “Oh no Zach! Get your sweaty self away from me.” You said running through the stands. But he catches you in less than a minute and envelopes you in his arm. “Caught you.” He whispers “You’re an idiot.” You say with a smile “Yes, but I’m your idiot, so it’s okay.” He says right before he kisses you. 

 • Ice cream dates, he’d smile and watch you as you ate your ice cream. “What’re you doing?” You said with a giggle, “You’re so weird.” He rolled his eyes, “is it bad that I love my girlfriend so much I can’t help but stare at her beauty?” You held out your spoon. “Oh shush and let me eat my ice cream in peace.” He leaned over and ate it as you gasped! “Zachary! How dare you?!” He chucked and winked. “Maybe next time you’ll take my compliment, so I don’t have to take you ice cream.”

•Movies at the Crestmont, where you two would sit in the back and cuddle into him.

•cuddling non stop.

•lots and lots of kisses, on your forehead, nose, lips

• You always wear his letterman jacket and it’s huge on you because your boy is a giant. “You’re tiny.” “I AM NOT.” “Y/n you are so small.” “I am average height, you fricking giant.” “Gosh you’re feisty, and you look so cute in that.” “Can I keep it.?” “No.” “But Zach…”

•he’d surprise you from behind and always make an effort to walk you to your classes. “Zach you’re gonna be late for your class.” “But I have to walk with you to class..” “I’m a big girl I can walk by myself.” “Yes, I’d rather spend time with my girl, than be in class, unless that class is Bio.”

•you and his sister are best friends, and you guys are always whispering. And he loves how good you are with her.

•his mom loving you because unlike the rest of his friends, you’re such a good influence on him. She sees the way you two love each other and can’t wait to call you her daughter-in-law

•Zach gets jealous easily, especially when you laugh at Jeff’s jokes and hang out with him. He will give you the silent treatment until you make him realize he’s the only boy for you.

“Zach, I love you. No one else” “But Jeff..” “He’s a friend, one of my very good friends and you need to stop being jealous about small things. You know i’d never leave you.” “I-I’m sorry.” You kissed his forehead. “I love you okay? Don’t forget that.”

•you play video games with him, and sometimes he lets you win, just to see you smile and jump around. “OH MY GOD. I BEAT YOU.” Zach chuckled, “yes you did.” “I BEAT ZACH DEMPSEY AT COD.. HOW IN THE WORLD.” He scoops you up in his arms, “yes you did y/n, and I’ve got a prize for you.” He says as he kisses you!

•he’s super protective, especially after hearing Bryce’s tapes, and makes sure you’re never alone with him.

•He comes to you whenever he is sad, or upset about life. And the two of you cuddle and eat lots and lots of ice cream.

•You always make fun of how he’s allergic to strawberries. “It’s kinda sad, you know? You’ll never be able to bite into a juicy strawberry.” He rolled his eyes “yes y/n I’m so sorry that the small little fruit could possibly cause me to die.” “I’m just saying it’s a shame, they’re so good.” “God, you’re so mean.”

•He loves PDA when he’s drunk, but when he’s sober, he’d rather it be more personal, just between the two of you.

•He’s never fails to make you laugh, and cracks jokes just to see your eyes light up and to see your smile grow.

•When he gets drunk, all he’s does is think about you and tell you how much he loves you, and will not stop kissing you. “My girlfriend y/n, she’s such a babe. Like damn she’s the hottest girl in the school and she’s all mine. And have I told you I love her so much.” “Zach I’m right here.” “You’re really pretty you know that.” “Oh dear Zach, how much did you drink.”

• He’s always super embarrassed after hearing what he did while drunk, and you think he’s the absolute cutest.

• Zach is so fit, and loves the gym, and half the time you joke you’re dating him just for his abs. “God you’re hot.” He looked up at you. “Well that was random.” “Like I’m definitely dating you for your abs.” “Wow y/n so superficial” “Kidding I love every little thing about you.” “Oh sweet little y/n, nothing about me is little.” “ZACH!”

•Zach leaves the weirdest compliments in your compliment bag, and you keep them all to look at whenever you need to smile.

•Justin being like another brother to you and always jokes about how you have Zach wrapped around your finger.

•Justin and Zach are so close you always joke that he’s Zach’s boyfriend. “Hi I’m y/n and this is my boyfriend Zach and his boyfriend Justin.”

• He always tells you the cheesiest science jokes, because he’s a bio nerd. “Hey y/n, are you DNA helicase cause I’d like to unzip your genes.” “You’re an idiot”

•Zach dreaming about spending the rest of his life with you and growing old, because you’re everything and more he’d ever imagine in a girl.

andtheworldwillknowtheday  asked:

first kid headcanons with sincerely three?

CONRAD MEMPHIS:
• i feel like you guys wouldn’t have planned the pregnancy at all
• but you guys were stable enough and had a steady income, so it was all okay
• Connor had been going to therapy regularly and has been taking his anti depressants !! yay!!
• but there were still a few struggles
• you often had to remind Connor that he was going to be a great dad
• after Connor finally shook away his insecurities, he was confident
• he wanted to be the dad that he needed growing up (no shade Larry)
• one day you guys would be cuddling on the couch and he would gasp
• you would be like ??what??
• and he would pull your shirt up because he felt your little belly for the first time
• tears would well in his eyes because it was finally so real to him
• Connor was transforming in front of your eyes
• he was so responsible and so timid
• he would talk to your belly when he thought you were sleeping
• “hey there, little one. daddy loves you. i always will, okay? you mean the world to me”
• FRICK
• anyways
• when you finally got to be like 7 months pregnant you were the size of a planet
• and Connor would fetch anything for you
• when it was finally pushing time, Connor insisted on being in the room with you, holding your hand
• he would be so supportive, kissing your forehead and whispering reassuring words
• when the lil sucker popped out of your hoohah he would start bawling his eyes out
• the doctor would announce it was a girl and Connor just starts ScReAmInG doing a FUKING victory lap around the room
• he would do the skin-to-skin thing where he holds the baby underneath his shirt while coddling her
• you would be asleep and Connor would stay up all night, talking to the baby in a hush tone.
• he felt so complete


EVAN HANDSOAP:

• you and Evan tried for kids after getting married and finally opening up your own bakery!!
• you guys did the cute little grandma announcement to Heidi and it went viral online
• it would be one of those scrabble games and she’s spelling out the word “grandma” and she’s like “??? OH MY GOD”
• she would start bawling her eyes out hugging the two of you
• this was so important to Evan because he never had a father figure growing up
• he wanted to be the best dad possible!!
• he took a lot of advice from Jared because Jared was the coolest dad ever
• you guys would do those time lapses of your tummy
• Evan would probably rest his head on your belly when he slept on the couch
• when the baby grew feet and started kicking, Evan would kiss your stomach to get the baby to kick there
• you two would do it for hours and just giggle
• you guys would have the gender-reveal baked into a cake by one of the people who worked in your bakery!!
• so at the baby shower you guys cut the cake and it was blue inside
• EvAn WoUlD bE a MeSs
• he would be crying, sobbing, hugging you, and laughing
• Heidi bought you guys a little blue polo for your little guy
• so the big day finally comes and your assigned to a C-Section
• while you’re waiting for the doctor to wheel you in, Evan is just laying with you on the hospital bed
• you guys are grinning and talking about how exciting everything is
• Evan goes into the operating room and holds your hand the whole time
• doctor: “okay, the procedure is now taking place, Mr.Hansen, please don’t look over the curtain”
• Evan fucking looked
• and passed out at the sight of the baby being pulled out through ur organs like wtf
• but he would be out for long
• you guys would be back in your room and he would open his eyes to see you holding a little baby in a blue blanket
• Evan would wander over and hold him and start smiling ear to ear
• Evan was the best dad ever


JARED COOLMAN:

• I feel like something would happen where the doctor told you that you were incapable of having kids
• and you guys were so upset by it, you stopped trying for a year
• seeing all of your friends have children was so upsetting
• but one day you woke up, expecting your period but it wasn’t there ??
• and it’s been like three days since you were supposed to start??
• then you thought back to 3 weeks ago when you and Jared had the FRICK frack
• you didn’t want to hype yourself up buT YOU WERE FUKIN PUMPED
• you ran to the store and bought 18 pregnancy tests
• you knew that this could just be your period being late, but something felt different this time
• AND HOLY MOTHER OF GAWD YOU WERE PREGNANT!!!
• you couldn’t WAIT to tell Jared
• so you planned it all out
• you guys’ anniversary was coming up and you had an idea
• so flash forward to your anniversary, you guys went out for dinner and came home to watch a movie and exchange gifts
• Jared had bought you a really nice necklace and a new book that you had wanted to read for a while
• you passed Jared a collection of mugs, tshirt s, and aprons that all read “World’s Best Dad”
• he looked at them hella confused bUt ThEn It SaNk In
• AND HE WOULD START SOBBING AND HUGGING YOU SO TIGHT
• IT WAS A MIRACLE DAMMIT
• so throughout your pregnancy Jared was so giddy and you guys called your parents and they screamed with you
• then you guys went in for an ultrasound to see the gender and just for a checkup
• and the doctor was like “wanna know the genders?”
• and you and jared looked at each other and were like “genders??”
• and the doctor looked at you like you were dumb
• “yeah, there’s two babies in there”
• “NO FUCKING WAY”
• “Jared, be quiet this is a hospital!!”
• “THIS IS AMAZING”
• your delivery went smoothly (as smooth as it can … two babies came out like the shit is painful yikes)
• and Jared would hold both of them at once, giving you a heart attack
• when the babies were three months old, they are super giggly and babble all the time
• sometimes you would just walk in to see the babies laying on jared, and he would pretend to listen to them speak
• “uh huh. Ok. Is that so?”
• what a dork

Best Friend?

Yuta fucking likes you.

Anon said: Could you write a imagine about a “bad boy” yuta realising he is in love with his sweet and shy best friend as they enter their final years of high school or just in college in general? I hope that’s not too cliche. I’m sorry if it is!!

Anon said: Can I get Yuta fluff? I noticed no one is requested for him >< poor my bb! Yuta and the girl always fight and annoyed each other a lot but they began to love each other and felt empty without one of them. So in the end he confessed to her. Thx you ❤

hOPEFULLY this satisfies both these requests. this is 3k i can’t believe this it’s ridiculous. also. these are legit some of the oldest requests in my inbox like bless they’re finally out of here. i hope you enjoy ^^

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anonymous asked:

Omg could i get rfa+saeran+v reaction to mc calling them drunk because mc is spending christmas all alone and is like "lol btw i love u lmaoooooo isnt that funny anyway this wine is really strong wow but i love u ahahahahha im so alone" (ALSO CONGARTS ON 404 FOLLOWERS AND HOPE U BOTH HAVE HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!)

A/N: AAAAA THANK YOU! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! <3 HOPE EVERYONE HAS/HAD A GOOD DAY!!! IF NOT LEMME KNOW AND I’LL SEND YOU THE BIGGEST HUG AND THE SWEETEST WORDS I CAN MUSTER UP ~Admin 404

OMG THIS SOUNDS LIKE A SUPER COOL PROMPT THANK YOU NONNIE. I HOPE ALL YOU GUYS HAVE HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAVE SOME FUN TIMES WITH THE PEOPLE YOU’RE CLOSEST WITH <3 LOVE YOU (aggressivelydrunkoffloverightnowomg) ~ Admin 626

*YOOSUNG:

-He’s the one who called you!
-Just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas again (not like he said it 50,000 other times today)
-He knew you were spending it alone and felt really bad about it!
-Offered to spend it with you but you insisted you were okay, and that he should go spend it with his family!
-Once you answered, he wished you Merry Christmas and listened for a little bit as you rambled off a thank you
-You sounded a little funny? You words kept slurring and he wasn’t sure what was wrong
-”Oh, no. No no. I’m not okay.”
-P A N I C
-”I’ve a little too much to drink tonight. I didn’t even realize I had that much? But hey, ya know, you’re rreeeaaaalllllllyyyyy cute. I’d love to let you show me that you’re really a man.”
-Stuttered out that he had to go and that he hopes you sleep soon, and blushed SO HARD for the rest of the night!!

*JUMIN:

-Jumin is actually really sad that you’re alone on Christmas
- he might have had a little too much wine as well
-You two were in the messenger for .5 seconds before you decided to just call him and talk
- totally not because you couldn’t see straight enough to type anymore
-”HEYA MR. TRUSTFUND KID, WASSSSSSUP”
-???? MC? What a weird greeting
-You asked him about his day, so he told you every detail. He started to trail off and talk about C&R’s stocks, when you suddenly interrupted him
-”Damn Jumin, you’re real cute. I just love you. Like, wow. How can I get you to love me like Elizabeth? Should I wear cat ears? *whispers to self* holy shit i should buy cat ears”
-He was shocked! Did you just drunkenly admit you love him?? He knew his feelings towards you, so all he did was respond with,
-”MC. I love you as well. I think you’re extremely fascinating. Now, what was that about cat ears?”

*SAEYOUNG:

-He understood that you wanted to be alone, he’s been the same way for years
-What he couldn’t understand, though, was why you kept texting him about aliens?
-Normally he’d just play along, because he sends you the same type of texts, but…
-The amount of rambling and typos makes him think you’re possibly drunk
-When you called him, he was excited to see what your drunken mind had to say to him
- afterall, sometimes drunken minds are the ones that’ll speak all of the truth
-He sat through all of your rambling about aliens and carols, but didn’t expect what you said next
-”Ya know, you’re such a dork. But you’re a great dork. I love you. I lllloooovvveee you. Hearts beating, hearts soaring, yeeeeaaaahhh!”
- Saeyoung.exe has stopped working. Please reboot. HE WAS AS RED AS HIS HAIR. AND YOUR GIGGLE AFTERWARDS? HE DIED. THEN AND THERE. RIP SAEYOUNG.
-”MC you…you’re just so cute. You’re going to kill me, do you know that?? Don’t worry, I have this recorded so I can replay it for you in the morning, when you forget~”

*SAERAN:

-Why did you want to be alone
-You have him now, just hang out with him
- MC I’M LONELY JUST FUCKING SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH ME
-Wants to treat you like a princess but nnnoooooooooo you gotta stay home alone
-Freaked out at the fact you haven’t texted him in a while??
-The moment he saw your name pop up on his phone, he answered it
-Before he got to talk though, he could hear you talking to yourself, slurring your words
-You realize he picked up the phone and you were so excited!! “SAERAAAAAAAAAAN~ Hhhhiiiiiiii~ I might have drank to much but that’s okay, but I gotta tell you something. I have a secret. *giggle* sshhh, listen,,,,,, I looooove you! Yes I do! I do I do! *giggle*”
-Honestly SUPER SHOCKED that you love him? And that you admitted it? Holy shit? Quickly regains his composure and fucking smirks this lil shit
-”Oh, do you? Go ahead, go on. You love me? I love you too. Now, tell me how you’d show me just how much you love me…” woah there saeran, woah, down boy, down

*ZEN

- he didn’t get why you wanted to be alone??
- This boy got you SO many gifts and he has to give it to you on Christmas Eve and not Christmas???
-MCwhyhaveyouhaveforsakenme
-Zenwhyisurhoeassalwayssodramatic

- His face lights up when you call, omfg he’s so excited and his chest feels fuzzy
- “RAT TAIL!!! You’re so handsome *hiccup*”
- he’s really shocked because when do you drink? You don’t even take a sip of wine at the RFA parties, wtfisthis
- waitwhathELLDOYOUMEANBYRATTAIL
- “MC…are you drunk?”
- “Nooo…well, only a little bit *giggle*, I’m drunk on my love for youuu~” MCtIdon’tthinkthat’showitssaidbuturdrunkoffurasssoit’sokay
- HE’S SO HAPPY TO HEAR THAT FROM YOU THOUGH???
- THIS IS THE FIRST TIME HE’S HEARD YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT LOVING HIM
- youbetyoursweetassthisboyisgoingtothrowpartybecauseofthis
- “Princess, I know you won’t remember this, but I love you. I love all your quirks, mistakes, giggles, and stupid jokes. I love every single piece of you. I love all the bad times and good times ahead with you. I love you more than any obstacle that we’ll have to overcome. I just love you so much.”

*JAEHEE

- she didn’t really mind that you wanted to spend Christmas alone
- Jumin was probably going to make her work anyway hoeasstrustfundkidstophURTINGMYBAEHEE
- Luckily she got a day off but she felt so lonely without you!!!
- it’s okay though, she respects your privacy
- but when she hears your ring tone, she runs to her phone andtripsandknocksstuffoverontheway
- “Merry Chrismas!!! I bet you’d make a good Mrs. Claus…omg can you wear a mrs. claus themed outfit next year? *hiccup*  eVEN BETTER CAN YOU WEAR CHRISTMAS THEMED LINGERIE?
- omg the poor baehee is so flustered, first ur drunk and now you say this?? You’retryingtokillher
- “I don’t think that would be very appropriate, MC…”
- “Why noooot? My mom always told me when two people loved each other, they do a little…frick frack *giggle*”
-wowMCushouldwriteabookonhowtobeseductive
- “I mean your mom isn’t wrong, but-”
- W A I T
- you just said love
- oh my god you love her and she loves you

- “MC, I’m going to come over, is that alright?” sheneedstokissyouohmygod
- “Yeah~ Just don’t wear anything, you’re so pretty with nothing on~~~”
- omgMCurbadatthis

*V

- This poor soul is so lost when you say you want to spend Christmas alone
- he obviously respects your space, but this lil bby just wanted snuggles, Christmas movies, and hot chocolate
-MCyoureamonster
- he’s so excited when he hears your ringtone!!! Hahacausehecantseeurnameonthescreenimsowitty
- but when he answers he hears sobbing?
- W H A T
- he always knew you were a crying drunk buT IT WAS NEVER THIS BAD???
- “Hi V.. *sniffle* you know you’re cool right? Like you make my heart beat fast and i catch my breath when i look at you kind of cool? Because you’re really cool *sniffle* and it really hurts you know? *SOBBING* because I just love you so much and i know you’re terrified of a commitment like that again  and Rika was your sun and I can’t ever compare *moresobbing* And I just feel so bad because you had to go through all that pain and things never worked for you two because you just deserve the world V. You’re so precious and pure; you don’t deserve anything you’ve gotten”
- holy shit
- you’re in love with him???

- Oh man you’re right this boy is so terrified
- But he is sure of one thing
- He may be scared to love you right now, but he will NOT walk away from this
- “Listen MC. Never compare yourself to Rika, okay? But if you’re going to, I want you to know this. Yes, she was my sun, but you know what you are? You’re my moon. You shine so brightly that I can see my way out of the dark. You’re the one who guides me. Nothing, and I mean nothing, can ever compare to what you mean to me. I may not be ready now, but I can say with certainty that one day, I will say “I love you”.”
-youtotallydidn’tgigglewhenhesaid”icanseemywayoutofthedark”

Junior Year In Queens Would Include...

Freshman Year:

https://thecreativeangel.tumblr.com/post/162360619950/freshman-year-in-queens-would-include 

Sophomore Year: 

 https://thecreativeangel.tumblr.com/post/164188628985/sophomore-year-in-queens-would-include

If you don’t understand some references in this part, read the first two parts in the series.

- After the entire summer you had barely seen Peter, partly because you were avoiding him, and partly because when you tried to hang out, he was busy. (Although you knew from Ned that Peter did indeed talk a lot about Evelyn. Oh goody.)

- Plus side: ….

- Actually there isn’t one. 

- Ahh, junior year is going to be interesting.

-  But at the beginning of school May (you can call her May because you love her and she loves you and she’s like a sister instead on an aunt) invites you over. Obviously you can’t say no, May is just too awesome to say no to. 

- You just wanted a quiet night to watch movies and you almost got your wish. Key word: almost. *sigh* 

- Authors Note: Guys… just-just take a guess to who was sitting beside Peter when you arrived. *Jazz hands* *Confetti rains down from the sky* It’s EVELYN. Yayyy….

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Archie Andrews | Perfect timing

Count of words: 1542

Warnings: there is a paragraph of smut cause in the request you said friends with benefits, so I benefited from the benefits part (I’m trying to make a pun here but I’m horrible. sorry)…. maybe one or two curse words

A/N: just hope you like it ♥♥

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tayrae515 asked:
Ok bby reader goes to school with Archie and the gang, Archie and reader don’t like each other but through sexual tension decide to do the whole friends with benefits but not really friends, Archie finds out that reader is a serpent and the only reason she goes to his school is because pop from the dinner is the only person who has ever been there for her archie gets mad at her for lying and she gets offended. Instead of Fred getting shot pop does and Archie helps her and they realize feelings💕


Although you have being going to school with the, so called, Core Four, or the three musketeers ; concluded by Archie Andrews, Jughead Jones, Betty Cooper (the Core four actually includes Veronica Lodge as well) , since forever, you had just now started hanging out with them. You really didn’t know how it came up, but one day Jughead simply sat across from you at Pop’s and suddenly, boom, you’re friends. Actually, you knew why it happened, but that was only for you and Jughead to know. But even though he and the girls were so nice and friendly, Archie was the exact opposite and truth be told the feelings were mutural.

Here’s the thing, you hated Archie’s guts, but the boy made you feel some time of way, making it seem like he was playing with your head. What you were not aware of was that he felt the same. There were times when he’d look at you and then he would let his eyes linger a little while longer taking in your whole physique, and let them travel even where he shouldn’t. There would actually be a lot of sexual tension between the two but neither of you liked to admit it, thinking it was one-sided. Until tonight.

You and the gang were at Pop’s, eating your favorite burgers accompanied with the infamous curly fries and stupidly sweet milkshakes of Pop’s, when Archie texted you to meet outside the average sized building. He got up first and walked to the side, outside the restaurant where he settled for a while waiting for you to show up; something you did, five minutes later. As soon as you stepped a foot into the cold night a strong arm pulled you to the back of the fast food place, leading you to a door that revealed an abandoned, but surprisingly clean, restroom. The two of you walked in and he locked the door behind you pushing you to it forcefully.

>>smut<<

By now he was dangerously close to you, his hands holding your waist, the sexual tension increasing with every second. “I don’t know what it is that you are doing to me, but I want to take you here and now,” he grunted and attacked your lips, slowly making his way to your neck. The kiss was lustfull and passionate, showing you how much affect you had on the boy before you. Soft moans escaped your lips as the red head procceded in removing your shirt and his face moved lower on your body. His hands were traveling across your body as sloppy, wet kisses were placed on a little pathway from your neck to your stomach. “Just fuck me already,” you mumbled under your breath and the boy smirked mischieviously, ridding his body of his clothes and doing the same with yours, the two of you being naked by now. Although you thought he would just oblige to your pleads, he just started teasing you. His hands roamed your body and one of them was placed on you core. Delicately a finger was pushed inside of you, a second one following close behind, giving you more pleasure than awaited. As you got closer and closer to your high, the boy removed his fingers from your now sensitive core, making you wince at the loss of contact. Seeing the reaction he got he swiftly picked you up, your back still by the wooden door of the bathroom as, after making sure it was ok, Archie placed himself inside of you giving you undeniable pleasure. You started getting louder and louder, the pleasure greater than before, as you were still sensitive to the slightest touch. “Sh, now, princess. We don’t want anyone to hear us,” he ordered and started kissing your lips as his thrusts got harder by the minute. As soon as you rode out your highs, the two of you got cleaned up and subtly went outside and back to your much needed dinner.

>>end of smut<<

This begun to be an on and off thing. At random times he would tell you to meet him somewere and then you would ‘bang’. But that was it. He still didn’t like you and you didn’t like him back so you thought that the term ‘friends with benefits’ would suit you two. You know, just without the 'friends’ part. Because of that you didn’t expect the reaction that awaited you once Archie found out about you being a serpent, and it really took you by surprise.
It was a quiet night in the Whyte Wyrm, when a certain red head walked in, looking for trouble. He walked inside looking fierce and all, but he lost it as soon as Mustug started fighting with the boy. “Mustag, enough!” You called but the man gave you a disrespectful look while the boy gave you a nasty one and the two went back on fighting. That until FP came out and stopped the whole thing. “Not you, Red,” he said when Archie grabbed my arm and begun walking outside. “And leave her,” he added when the boy didn’t loosen his grip. “I just wanna talk with her for a second,” he informed and you nodded to FP, reassuring it’s ok. “You are a serpent?” he yelled. “Why didn’t you tell me?” he complained again. “Well, I didn’t think I had to!” You defended and Archie found interest on the floor. “Well you should,” he replied. “Oh come on Andrews. It’s not like we’re dating or something. We just ‘bang’,” you said, “God I hate this word,” you mumbled and went on with what you were saying. “But that’s all.” You swear for a square moment you saw hurt in his eyes, but you could not put your finger on it. “Why are you even going to Riverdale high though?” He questioned and looked at you straight in the eye this time.” I, uh, come with me,” you ordered and the boy did as told. You made your way towards a abandoned little playground right next to the bar. “I was orphanaged when I was around five. Well, kind of. My parents were just horrible people, they always fought, the divorced and then I randomly ended up at the street. Never really understood how. Pop was the one who found me and took care of me. He raised me like his own child and still cares for me even if I took the wrong turn,” you explained to the boy next to you. He looked dumpfounded for a second there and then he opened his mouth. “And why you lied. It wasn’t so hard to say the fricking truth,” he fired and you felt your temper rise. “Excuse you,” I replied sarcastically. “No! You lied. You didn’t tell me you were a serpent or that you were practically family. And you didn’t tell me Jughead’s dad is a serpent,” he angered you more with every word he said. “Leave. Just leave and never come back,” you mumbled and the boy did as told, going back to the bar where his father awaited, dissapointed at the stupidity of his son.

It had been a couple of days ever since the little fight you and Archie had in the playground, when Pop asked you to help around the shop for the day. He was there with his father, having breakfast. He would look at you a lot, basically raping you with his eyes, but you chose to ignore it. At one point that fine, quiet morning he got up and went God knows where when a man dressed in all black bursted through the glass door threatening you all with a gun. For a second he, you made that out from the voice, pointed the weapon at you but Archie managed to pull you away. A shot was heard and bullet went right through Pop’s body. Tears filled your eyes as horrified screams escaped your mouth. Time slowed down as you couldn’t move your body, not now.  Two strong arms were wrapped tightly around you holding you up, as the man in black left, and the few costumers, including the boy’s father, rushed to Pop’s aid, calling an abulance while at it. Archie’s turned you in his arms, your head now in his chest, and your glance adverted from the horrific scene in front of you to the table next to you. His hands were going in cyrcular motions in attempts to calm you down and tame your sobs, something impossible for the time being. One of them found it’s way to your soft hair, as Archie started to tangle his delicate fingers through them. “It’s gonna be ok.” He whispered over and over. Sirens were now heard, along with people talking but now everything was just a blur. “Hey look at me,” the strong boy commanded. “Everything will be alright. Ok? I promise. Pop is gonna be just fine, and I’ll be here,” he said, holding your face in his arms. Then the unexpected happened. His lips engaged with yours in a kiss that indicated love rather than passion. “I think I’m falling for you, even if it’s not the right time to say it,” he smiled down at you after the kiss. “No, no. It’s perfect timing.”

So I just stumbled upon the umpteenth post on incest, and decided to clarify in the simplest way possible once and for all:


1. Why is incest considered morally wrong

2. Why is incest to be avoided

To answer 1., I need to specify two things: why is incest considered morally wrong here and now, meaning, in our society and in our times. Because if you look back in time you’ll find mutliple examples of incest which was totally fine with everyone:

  • The ever so mentioned Middle-ages noble European dinasties, who frequently married between cousins, uncle and nieces, aunt and nephews
  • A number of the members of the Ptolemaic dinasty, last but not least the famous Queen Cleopatra who was supposed so hook up with her half-brother
  • Deities in mythology. In particular in the Greek-Roman mythology, pretty much all deities are related and all want to hook up. Oh and Japanese mythology. Quite possibly other mythologies I don’t remember.
  • Cain and Abel both wanted to marry their sister. In fact, it is said Cain killed Abel precisely over this. Then Abraham, and others, who married nieces.

This clarifies that a mindset on incest varies depending on where and when we were born. As such, statements such as “You don’t disapprove incest!!” are much like “You are pro/versus abortion!!”: At the end of the day, they depend of one’s personal views and education.

Moreover, going over Wikipedia you’ll find that:

  • Most countries in the world allow cousin marriage
  • A number of countries allow uncle-niece, aunt-nephew - the first one is much more common though - incest, there’s wasn’t a graphic on this, it was just me reading the entire Wikipedia page, you’re free not to trust my memory and read it yourself.
  • What is widely not allowed is incest in direct line, which is incest between direct descendants and ancestors, meaning parents and children, grandparents and grandchildren, and so on - for Westeros examples, we have Craster and his daughter-wives, which was made even worse by the fact that he was an abuser and condamned his sons to become popsicles. Incest between siblings is also widely illegal today, from the relationship itself being a punishable offense, to the sole marriage being illegal. But it’s not illegal everywhere.
  • The definition of incest according to law varies much from country to country: in some countries it’s up to third cousins, in others it considers only direct descendants. This too proves how the mindset varies even more and that you may or may not find people who consider it a taboo.
  • In many countries where incest, however defined, is illegal, a permission can be asked to marry a close relative - for example in Italy you can turn to a tribunal to obtain permission to marry your aunt/nephew.
  • Macro-Religions like Catholicism, Hebraism, Hinduism and Islam ban incest. But if you look it up, religions like Catholicism and Islam often granted and grant concessions to marry close relatives - though never in direct line. And then maybe used that same excuse to annul marriages - see Henry VIII of England and his first wife. Not to mention how reading the Ancient Testament you’ll find so many examples of incest to make you think that religion simply cared or cared not based simply on what was convenient at the moment.

But this is just a list to exhibit that the where and when of my first question do change the answer. This is a concept called “cultural relativism” in anthropology, which means exactly what you think it would: “our ideas and conceptions are true only so far as our civilization goes.” . And our civilization comprehend our society, our family, our education, our country, out history…

So let’s talk here and now, which would be today in a average western country: why is incest considered morally wrong?

The answer lies in psychology and anthropology. The so called Westermark effect explains that children who grow up together develop a reverse sexual imprinting, which means that as grown-ups, they tend not to feel sexual attraction towards each other, whether or not they are actually blood-related. This explains why you don’t often see adoptive siblings getting married, because they develop a sense of vicinity that excludes sexual attraction and eros and so on. And in it lies also why we as individuals mostly feel incest as “icky”: because psychology says that in most cases we don’t want to hook up with our siblings. I don’t want to hook up with any relative of mine. I’m ready to bet half of you wouldn’t as well. Then again exceptions exist, both here and in Westeros, Lannister kids or not.

So this is why some people feel icky about Jaime and Cersei, Jon and Daenerys: because we don’t want the same for us. Personally, I’d have no problems with Cersei and Jaime either, if not for the fact that’s she’s kinda the incarnation of evil and all that follows, because I couldn’t care less about what others do, as long as they don’t hurt each other or a third party - which Jaime and Cersei sadly do.

But keep this in mind: the Westermark effect doesn’t apply to Jon and Daenerys: they did not grow up as siblings or cousin or even remote relatives. The effect doesn’t work on amount of DNA shared - let alone they couldn’t even know about that in Westeros -, but on having grown up together as family. This is why, even if we teleported Jon in our time and society, he’d have a harder time hooking up with either Arya or Sansa, because despite them sharing less DNA than with Daenerys, they share a sense of “family” that tends to exclude any sexual attraction.

In statistics terms, it’s huge bad luck that out of all the people in the world you fall in love with your nephew/aunt, but the point of my explanation is that they fell in love precisely because they don’t know.

And also maybe because of the so called “Genetic Sexual Attraction”, look it up.

And also because they’re both good-looking.

And also because they have similar characters and goals and a steady will to help people.

What else?

Oh yeah, maybe, just maybe, because they’re the fricking song of Ice and Fire and the center of the whole saga - blame Martin not me.


Proceeding to number 2: why is incest to be avoided?

Having already discuss the moral reasonable let’s move on to the scientific ones, specifically, genetics: simply put, because inbreeding genetic disorders. One example? Dwarfism. In a realistic world, which Westeros is not, Tyrion’s dwarfism can be blamed on his parents being first cousins. Other examples are albinism, fused limbs, microcephaly, misshapen skull, and so on. There’s a small island close to Sardinia where all the inhabitants have terrible eyesight, because they are descendants of a small group of people with bad eyesight and kept marrying between each other over years. In the Brazilian village of Araras the same happened, with the difference that here the inhabitants developed a terrible condition that doesn’t allow them to stay in the sun. Examples are endless.

Analyzing a Targaryen family tree, which again savvy people on Reddit did, you’d notice that clearly our world’s genetics doesn’t apply to the Dragon Lords, because if it did, most of the members would be severely malformed and probably wouldn’t live long, instead of being the super-human beauties that they are. Leave out Jon and Daenerys, because all their ancestors wouldn’t have lived to begin with. For this reason we can infer that a child between him and her shouldn’t have particular problems, so the genetics argument doesn’t apply here either. And the genetics argument is the only completely impartial and objective counterargument that can be used against incest in our world: all the others are subject to cultural relativism. I hear a lot people stating that Westeros isn’t the real world and as such we shouldn’t apply our views on it, but they use this argument incorrectly, because they refer to simply liking it or not, when the science itself is different - in a world where winters last for years - and so, to make an hyperbole, you might as well try to apply our science to an alien.


I wrote this as a clarification for people who mindlessly apply standards that don’t belong and notice that in all of this I never said “it’s a fictional story, you can do as you like”, bevause there’s no need to come to that.

The argument “you ship Jon and Dany, therefore you support incest” is the stupidest thing on Earth because it all depends on how you define incest, then cultural relativism says you may approve of it or not and no-one can give you shit for it, but most importantly, the Westermark effect assures you that shipping relatives doesn’t imply you’re shipping yourself with a relative.

It took all of this to simply state: you may, actually, ship whoever you want. An argument that was initiated by Jaime ages ago: “We don’t get to choose who we love.”

Imagine James and Lily as an old couple

• James is absolutely horrified when his hair starts to turn gray.
• But than much to everyone’s annoyance he looks like a fricking anime character and his hair remains messy and full until the very end
• Lily makes this really horrible pranks like she doesn’t remember people or stories and practically kills James every time she does it
• James loves to tell anyone who will listen about their romance and how it started
• He goes into the most meaningless details and bores his grandchildren, shoppers, baristas, nursing stuff, doctors and even random people on the street
• but they all listen because he tells it with such an excitement and spark in his eyes
• they are both forced into retirement eventually because they won’t quit
• “ old?!?! What do you mean old?!?! Of course I can bloody go on a mission I just need a hand out of this chair”
• when they are finally retire they spend every possible moment with their grand children
• and are OF COURSE the best grand parents ever
• James spoils them waaay too much
• Lily just never says no to them
• they love to go to the park together with or without the kids
• they sit on a bench in the sun, Lily’s head on James’s shoulder as she reads him a story
• because he can’t see -let alone read- a bloody thing (but would never ever admit it)
• they also kiss a lot
• especially in public
• both of them are so proud to be “high school sweethearts” who are still very much in love
• James tells Lily everyday that she is only getting prettier with age
• Lily would brag about all of her family’s successes even the silliest things
• “oh how nice that your son is a healer BUT my grandson just burned down his house while discovering his magic!”
• Lily learns how to knit and loves it
• James loves watching her while she sits on the sofa with her little glasses at the edge of her little nose and just stair at her in awe
• she really did got only prettier with age
• they host a brunch almost every sunday
• and they invite EVERYONE over for every single holiday
• and James tells the same old lame dad jokes every year
• and Lily keeps on laughing even after over 70 holidays together
• Harry calls them every single day and still asks them for advice about everything
• Harry sings to his kids a lullaby that Lily used to sing to him
• which makes Lily so very happy because it’s a muggle lullaby that her father sang to her
• they have a competition to see which one can outlive the other one
• but inside both of them want to lose
• because after all these years they don’t even want to imagine life without the other

miss stark [ii]

miss stark: part i

requested by anon: Hi! Could you write something in which the reader is Tony Stark’s daughter and is Peter Parker’s girlfirend but her father doesn’t approve the relationship between them, one night the reader has a bad discussion with Tony and runs away to Peter’s house, so he comforts her until she falls asleep in his arms??? Omg sorry if this was toooo long. Thanks, darling.

pairing: peter parker x stark!reader
word count: 851 (so short i’m so sorry)
warnings: LACTOSE INTOLERANTS RUN - SO MUCH CHEESE! (i’ve used this before but like whatever) fluff, angst (bc what fic by moi doesn’t have a lil angst), prolly swearing?, 
summary: being a stark is stressful as it is. when your dad is arguably the most famous man on earth because of his superhero alter ego and company, it’s hard to lead a normal life without him being overprotective. but it’s even harder to fall in love.

a/n: hey all! I’d like to start with a massive apology. I’m so sorry this was so late. My god. It’s not like this is the bestest piece of writing in the world and needed like 2 weeks to polish but school had (has) me so stressed. I hope you can all understand. Thank you so much for the reaction to the last part! ILY all. xo

Originally posted by waywarddaughter


Peter would be lying if he said that he was completely over what happened in the tower. In fact, he was still incredibly hung up over it. He couldn’t get the image of you leaning in, just a much as he was leaning in, out of his head. He couldn’t get your small, cheeky smile unimprinted in his head.

And oh god, you’re lips.

He’d also be lying if he hadn’t fantasized about that exact moment since the day he met you. In fact, if he was completely serious, he would probably, maybe, most likely even risk his Stark internship for one kiss.

With his head resting dreamily on his palm, he contemplated whether he liked you or being Spider-man more. 

Both. Equally. He decided.

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College!AU Jimin
  • major: nursing 
  • minor: dance 
  • sports: lead dancer in the on campus dance team called ‘the army’ 
  • clubs: ……dance team takes up most of his time whoops (was tricked into attending one weird wicca club meeting by taehyung who was just “interested” in seeing what was going on)
  • is probably the most stressed person on campus but like he never allows it to show
  • like being in the rigorous nursing program AND getting ready for dance competitions every other month is grueling and everyone else on the team is always like in the group chat like “im dying” and jimin is like “!!!! im sorry to hear that ))): lets go out for icecream sometime it’ll make you feel better!!!!!! *one hundred heart emojis” 
  • jungkook is one of the other members of the dance team and he’s always just like “jimin what do you eat every morning?” and jimin’s like “regular breakfast, why?” and jungkook’s just like “i dont understand where the hell you get energy from” and jimin probably says something c*rny like ‘i get energy because i think about seeing yoooooou’ and jungkook is like gROSS Im RUNNING AWAy now
  • but actually jimin is straight up living off smoothies, coffee in cans, and granola bars because he’s got a major test coming up in “Health Assessment Throughout the Lifespan”, community clinic hours, and practice all in one afternoon and he isn’t gonna have time to stop and get anything to eat
  • plus when he gets back to the dorm his roommate, taehyung, probably forgot to do the grocery shopping again so he’ll probably just pass out on his textbook on his desk
  • jimin walking around campus (more like sprinting to his next class) in cute pink scrubs he got from upperclassman jin as a birthday present 
  • everyone at the community clinic loves him and he basically only works in pediatrics as a nurse because the kids just flock to him in like hoards because he has such a sweet face
  • also he is super good at copying cartoon characters and making kids laugh with really cheesy jokes
  • and the doctors and other nurses are always like “jimin, just come work in the pediatric unit when you’re done with school. jimin, please.”
  • the kids in the pediatric unit: “yeah nurse jimin!!! please!!!”
  • and that’s actually where you first meet jimin because you’re doing volunteer work in the clinic as a receptionist and you see this cute boy in bright pink being followed around by a parade of children and it’s so sweet because you see him bend down to check one kids temperature and gently tell another one that they have to go back to another nurse to get their blood taken 
  • and he’s really adorable and you grow fond of watching him do his job with such a proud, big smile 
  • but the moment you know you like him is when you see him running through the main hall, in his hands is a small coughing girl that’s clinging to his shirt and he’s just yelling for people to get out of his way so that he can get her to a bed and get a doctor and you scramble to your feet to try and catch one of the doctors who might have a free second and you like manage to find one and chase after jimin and the girl
  • and when jimin turns around, he’s sweating and panting, but he looks so relieved to see that you’ve brought the doctor over and in hurried but very precise and detailed words he explains the girls symptoms
  • and you’re honestly just in awe because one second ago he was a panicked boy running to get this girl somewhere safe and now he’s just collected himself to relay the info to the doctor 
  • and you get this swell of admiration in your chest looking at him and for one brief second before jimin runs off to get an IV he locks eyes with you and smiles
  • the most,,,,,,thankful and real smile you’ve ever seen
  • and for the rest of the day you’re just in a haze over that smile honestly 
  • but you’ve heard from other volunteers and nurses in training that jimin is really REALLY popular with everyone and that he keeps getting confessions and gifts and love notes from everyone and so you kind of give up on the thought of you ever having anything with him
  • that’s why you almost fall out of your chair when you see someone put down two strawberry banana smoothies in front of you and you look up to see that smile again 
  • and nurse jimin in his cute as hell pink scrubs with star stickers all over the front pocket is like “hey, i thought you might like a smoothie (((:”
  • and you’re just like ???? thank…..you???? and he just kinda gets red in the face because alhfsda this must be awkward but at the same time he’s like trying to think of a way to compliment you without coming off as weird 
  • and so he’s just like “i like your cardigan!” and you’re like ,,, aH thank you!! and you’re like “i like you scrubs, pink is so cute!!” and jimin just gets all confident like “yeah one of my hyungs says pink suits me, plus nurses should wear bright colors!!!” and you’re like true especially in the pediatric unit 
  • and jimin is about to say something else but you two hear a beep and you’re like ??? and he’s like ‘oh it’s my pager!!!! a patient needs me but um ,,,,, ill be back!!!!” and he like runs off again and you’re like ok one he has a pager that’s adorable two he said he’ll be back and somehow that makes your heart jump a bit ,,,
  • jimin while he’s like checking the blood pressure of the new patient is also kinda thinking about how he told he’d be back and how corny he must have sounded but also you’re so damn adorable he couldn’t help but want to see you again
  • the patient probably: um nurse park could you take my temperature you’ve been dreamily staring into space for about five minutes… jimin: oh frick yeah oh my god oops iM SORRY
  • and it’s cute you two go about your days working at the clinic and right before the shifts change jimin appears in front of you except this time in sweatpants and a loose fighting tshirt and you’re like “going to the gym?” (while also screaming inside because jimin hair is a little tousled and he looks so casual for the first time and you’re On Fire) and he’s like “nah my dance team has a competition this sunday so” and you’re like dance….team? and he’s like yeah!! our college has one you do know about it?
  • it takes you a second but you’re like WAIT you’re on that team??? didn’t they win nationals last year??? and jimin gets a little sheepish and he’s like yeah we did,,,,we beat this other team who has this dancer i really respect his name is jackson wang and he does the best flips-”
  • before you know it you and jimin are walking together out of the clinic and jimin is just naturally telling you about dance and about what happened at the clinic and you tell him about whats going on at the reception and how doctor ken tripped on a banana peel in the break room
  • and it’s cute like you two are just giggling and getting excited sharing stories and you get so happy when you find out you’re taking the same train back to campus and like 
  • it’s a little crowded and someone is pushing up against you from the back and so jimin just ever so slightly pulls you in against his chest and you’re like ;;;;;; than;;;; thank yo;;;;;you;;;; and he just smiles again and oh god park jimin stop with that smile it could kill someone it’s so sweet
  • and finally when you two are on campus you say goodbye to jimin because he has practice but you have a test to study for and he’s just like heY you know,,, you should give me your number so you can text me the days you’re at the clinic so we can like ,,,, have lunch together or something
  • and he’s scratching his neck being all adorable and you giggle like sure!!! and you exchange numbers and when you’re safe inside your dorm jimin does like a mini victory dance outside the door and the minute he gets to practice he taCKLEs jungkook like BRO THIS cute perSON GAVe me tHeir nuMbeR IM SCreAMign and jungkook is like rip but also secretly so happy to see jimin happy
  • and so after that you and jimin see a lot of each other you guys always joke around at the clinic when you can and you get to see him be super serious when dealing with patients and like 
  • you kinda get into the habit of giving jimin snacks because he always forgets money for lunch and you’re like jimin and he’s like imSOrry i spent my only five bucks on a smoothie rip and you’re like you know fruits actually have a lot of sugar in them right and he’s like i know but smoothies are better then like coffee all the time and you’re like yea true
  • jimin jokingly trying to take your temperature when you told him the hospital feels extra hot and he like leans over to feel your forehead and you’re like jimin what are you doing and he’s like ‘as expected you are very………hot’ and you’re like oh my god that’s so cheesy did you just use a pickup line on me 
  • and he’s like um gotta run 
  • but one day jimin is working overtime at the clinic and you know he even had to skip practice and you could have left two hours ago, but you wait for him at the front desk
  • and when he comes out for the first time in like ever you see jimin not looking bright and happy
  • he just looks upset and stressed out and he’s barely holding up his duffel bag and you like go over and you’re like “jimin?” and he kind of just shifts at the sound of your voice before looking up and he’s like “isn’t it late, why are you here?” and you hesitate to tell the truth but in the end you’re like “i was worried about you.” and jimin kind of looks into your eyes 
  • and you’re like silent under his intense gaze but you’re also like “jimin, what’s wrong?’ and he just 
  • he just drops his duffel bag and pulls you into this kiss that so passionate and needy and you’re caught off guard but jimin’s hands on your face and the way he feels so warm up close like it just
  • makes you lose your mind and you kiss him back
  • and honestly the only thing that stops him from like picking you up and finding some unused hospital bed is well one hospital rules but two doctor ken walks by and is like heY hO O you KIDS and you and jimin pull away in an embarrassed mess
  • and like you two bow and apologize and the doctor just laughs and is like bACK in MY day but whatever he like leaves and you and jimin stand there beside each other until you’re like 
  • “jimin…” and he kind of gets a little nervous and he’s like “yes?” and you’re like “…..let’s do that again but not in the hospital ok.” and you can visibly see him perk up and pull you into the tightest hug and he’s like !!!!!!! yes lets do it all the time,,,,outside of the hospital or maybe inside on like break or something and you’re like omf ok 
  • and that is how you two begin to date and it’s so darn cute because jimin was happy doing clinic hours before but now he’s just SUPER PUMPED about it
  • because he gets to see you and hold your hand and kiss you when no one is looking and tell you how amazing and stunning you are
  • and like it’s not long till a group of kids runs up to you and they’re like 
  • “you’re the one nurse jimin loves!!!!!” and you’re like oh my and they’re like ‘are you gonna maRRY him????” and you just fluster and you’re like well we are too young- and jimin has to come running to corral all of them up and be like sORRy and you’re like laughing because it’s fine it’s cute
  • jimin gives you tickets to come see the dance competition he’s going to be in with the team and that’s the day you meet jungkook whose like finALLY jimin has found someone else to use his corny pick up lines on and jimin is like 
  • yes i love them and i use corny pick up lines on them but don’t think you’re safe jungkook come here let me kiss your cheek- and jungkook is like SAVE ME FROM YOUR BOYFRIEND 
  • like the proud partner of jimin you are you film his part in the dance battle and when it’s announced that they won you like run down and into his arms
  • and jimin just spins you around and you guys kiss and jungkook is like GROSS but jimin and you aren’t paying attention
  • you helping jimin study while he’s working out at practice like he’s doing sit ups and you’re reading off questions from the nursing textbook and everytime he gets a question right you give him a kiss
  • on the downlow you as jin where he got jimin those pink scrubs because you want to get jimin some cute scrubs too and jin is like “oh there’s this site and it’s so good let me show you-”
  • you order jimin scrubs with like little clouds on them and jimin is like ……ok i can’t even pretend that i don’t love this is it’s so CUTE
  • and finally one night after you went out to celebrate another win with jimin’s dance team you and jimin are like going to the train and jimin as shy as he can be kind of just loops his arm around you and pulls you against him and is like against your ear
  • “we can continue celebrating at my dorm if you want, taehyung’s off studying abroad this whole month.”
  • and you’re like ok one when did jimin get such a sexy voice two you’re like yes. Yes. yes.
  • you two barely get out of the subway station before jimin is like holding your hand and just running toward his dorm and he even is like do you want me to pick you up and run up the stairs instead of taking the elevator- 
  • but you’re like jimin shush and you two makeout in the elevator
  • and then you know taehyung is gone so you can feel free to do it wherever you please
  • also jimin is like “im sweaty after the competition let’s go take a shower”
  • and who are you to say no i mean like it’s park jimin
  • in the morning jimin is just nuzzling your neck and he’s like ‘can you just live here while taehyung is away so you’re always next to me’ and you laugh like i wish
  • and you get up and jimin is like ;;; where r u going and you’re like to make you an ACTUAL breakfast and jimin is like i love you. i love you so much.
  • you and jimin eating cereal together on the couch with you sitting between his legs and then the rest of the day you both have off till 4 when your shifts start at the clinic so you just lay ontop of him and be cute
  • eskimo kissing jimin while you two are being lazy couch potatoes 
  • but the jimin is like we should play just dance i have it on my wii-
  • lmao you, jimin, jungkook, taehyung, jin, and the rest of jimins dance team playing just dance on the wii and making fun of each other for sucking at this horrible video game
  • jimin saying he lost to you ‘on purpose’
  • (he didn’t he just isn’t good at this game lmfao)
  • when you get sick jimin turns on nurse mode and he just gets so worried and panicked and you’re like jimin just get me some cough drops it’s not that deep
  • some douche said men shouldn’t be nurses and you almost punched him in the face jimin had to hold your flailing arms back
  • it’s fine though, jungkook punched the douche in the nose for you

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Mad Love

Title: Mad Love

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Song: Mad Love by JoJo 

Word Count: 1,174

Warnings: None, just adorable, supportive Jensen

Request: @autopistaaningunaparte said: Yess!! So glad your requests are open! Can i request a really fluff Jensen x reader one, where she’s dancing and singing out loud, thinking she was all by herself, but then Jensen comes back home in order to surprise her and finds out that she can sing? Tysm in advance!! 

A/N: This was super fun to write and I hope you like it! Enjoy!!


 This song has been your personal soundtrack for weeks now. Hitting play on the video, you stepped back from your laptop, ready to give your solo performance.

You know, love is just one of those things

You can’t really explain, it’s, insane

Stepping off the elevator to your floor, Jensen started walking down the hotel hallway to your room. He was about 5 hours early, but he wanted to surprise you before that night’s events.

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Request: literally no one asked for this

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anonymous asked:

i cant believe i just found ur blog omg!!! All of ur works are so nice <33 anyway can I request a kihyun neighbor au?? Thank u so much~

!!! thank u sweetheart!!!! i’m glad u like my stuff!!!! i hope u enjoy this!!!! 💝💛💐💖✨💗💕🌷💖

neighbor!kihyun

  • kihyun’s apartment is practically spotless ….. it looks like it’s right out of an ikea catalog or something, with neutral furniture and perfectly arranged throw pillows. even his books are organized by color??!?!?
  • he WILL yell at anyone who doesn’t use a coaster on his coffee table
  • the entire apartment always smells like cinnamon because of the candles he burns, but at dinner all of his neighbors are jealous of him because his cooking smells delicious and filters out into the rest of the hall
  • his friends (especially hyungwon) always show up for dinner uninvited and eat all his food, which he pretends annoys him but is actually okay with it
  • he has lots of pictures carefully framed on his wall, including some just of himself on vacation lol ….. but also he has a copy of his parents’ wedding photo framed and a lot of pictures he’s taken of his family and friends
  • no one in the complex knows what he does and he always looks so fashionable and handsome that the older ladies gossip that he must be a model or actor!! in reality though he works as a photographer
  • all the other younger people in the complex are in awe of him, but you…………. hate is a strong word but you HATE yoo kihyun
  • not that you’ve ever spoken to him or anything, but his bathroom is right next to your bedroom and every morning yoo kihyun wakes up at an ungodly hour and sings in his shower and it ALWAYS wakes you up, without fail
  • it’s not like he has a bad voice or anything, it’s objectively beautiful!!!!! but who the hell wakes up at 5:30 am every day even on sundays!!!!! and why does he have to sing SO loudly!!! you even wear earplugs to sleep sometimes but he still manages to wake you up….. eventually you can get back to sleep but it’s still horrible
  • ever since you’ve moved in next door to him…… a full night’s sleep is practically impossible
  • your friends and coworkers have even commented on how you look like you haven’t been sleeping well. and ur like ….. i FREAKING know i look like i haven’t been sleeping well
  • a month in you leave an anonymous note on his door asking him to sing a little quieter and for a week he shuts the hell up but then he starts singing again and you honestly consider moving out
  • whenever you’re getting your mail and the grandmas in the building are gossiping about him you start the most absurd rumors you can think of
  • “yoo kihyun? once i saw him dragging a rolled up rug to the garbage….. it looked like there was a body in there”
  • “i invited him over to dinner once and when he saw there was garlic in the meal he left….. have you ever actually seen him in direct sunlight? i’m just saying”
  • “one of my friends knew kihyun when they were kids……. apparently he told everyone he was born in the 1800s”
  • despite your rivalry with kihyun (which you’re convinced he doesn’t know about) you have only seen him one or two times, your schedules don’t match up so you never have any opportunity to confront him in person
  • and you’re not about to go knock on his door and yell at him for singing… the anonymous rumors and notes will do for now
  • you’ve just gotten used to waking up at 6am in the fucking morning when you go to a friend’s wedding and you see ….. him…. yoo kihyun……… dressed in a suit and taking pictures
  • and 1) you’re extremely shocked because he looks amazing with his styled hair and fitted suit 2) you’re extremely shocked because the literal DEVIL is taking photos of your high school best friend getting married
  • you glare at him for a good twenty minutes at the reception before he spots you ,,,,,,, and you don’t think he knows you at all but suddenly he’s walking towards you ,,,,,,,, and you’re like ,,,, oh god…… oh no ,,,, why is this happening
  • why is he SMIRKING at you and why does he look SO GOOD doing it
  • “you’re the one thats telling everyone i’m a murdering vampire from the 1800s” and his voice is …. really nice…. but maybe that’s the champagne speaking
  • “well YOU’RE the one that wakes me up every single morning with your stupid shower concerts!!!!!”
  • that was definitely the champagne speaking, but yoo kihyun has the AUDACITY to LAUGH at you and it’s such a nice sound but you’re fuming
  • “so you decided to tell mrs kang from 5B that i replaced her cat with a clone?????” “to be fair ….. i saw you pet it once…. there was evidence you could’ve pulled the heist off”
  • and you don’t know this but kihyun honestly ,,,,,, is pretty charmed by your stubborn nature and ridiculous rumors ,,,, because it’s not like they’re harmful or anything they’re actually pretty fricking funny ,,,,,, plus it doesn’t help that he finds you gorgeous
  • so when you say that he laughs again, and then he offers to buy u a drink….. and ur like “i dunno if you missed it but this is an open bar”
  • and he’s like “no, i mean are you free this friday?”
  • and u………… well maybe you misjudged him, because by the time the bride and groom have started dancing and he has to go take pictures …. you are thoroughly charmed and he has your number
  • the next rumor you spread is that yoo kihyun is a pick up artist that brainwashed you into dating him
  • but now that he’s stopped singing in the shower every morning (he switches to night showering just for you), he’s a pretty good bf
  • on nights when you complain to him about being tired from work, he shows up at your door and cooks you dinner and gives you a massage until you tell him to stop coddling you and cuddle u instead. you love it though
  • his friends LOVE you because you’re like their own personal tabloid magazine, you tell them whenever kihyun does something embarrassing or stupid, which he would get mad at you for if you weren’t so damn cute
  • he’s always taking pictures of u and you’re like plz….. stop…. and he’s like i’m making this my computer background
  • he’s always taking care of other people and you, but he really really loves when you tell him to stop working and sit him down and just let him sleep in your lap while you run your hands through his hair
  • you let him slow down…. but you also let him butt heads with someone who won’t take his bullshit…. and you’re basically everything he needs and he makes sure you know he loves u for it
  • seriously he will not stop telling you he loves you…… it would be annoying if u didn’t love him as much as he loves you

█ ▌◆ groundhog day sentence starters.

  • “Offer your prayers to the unfeeling sky.” 
  • Oh, if I could I’d will these clouds away, my love.  I’d wave my hand, reveal the stars.”
  • “ Lumpy bed, ugly curtains…Pointless erection.” 
  • “No reception.”
  • “Small towns, tiny minds.  Big mouths, small ideas.”
  • “I heard they don’t even use degrees in Europe.” 
  • “I mean, what’s not to like in a quaint like this?”
  • “I’m sure there was a pack of Xanax in this jacket.”
  • “You couldn’t pay me to stay here one more night.”
  • “There’s nothing more depressing than, small town USA.”
  • “I admire their balls getting out of bed at all.”
  • “How can they bear it to live in a place like this?”
  • “Separate from the whole human race like this…”
  • “The bartender’s kinda hot.”
  • “They all told me she/he would be an asshole … and she/he is.”
  • “Just kill me now.”
  • “Bla bla bla bla-bla-bla-bla-blah, you’re so fired.”
  • “I’m still hungover.”
  • “God-damn amateurs.”
  • “I predict your unmployment.” 
  • “If we hurry, I’ll be drinking decent coffee by 9 or even half past 8.”
  • “Suck my balls, I’m out!”
  • “One, I’m still sleeping and this, I’m just dreaming it.  Two, it’s a prank and everyone’s in on it.  Three, it’s a flashback from when I was twenty and ate magic mushrooms and thought I was Aquaman.”
  • “I’m goin’ back to bed.”
  • “What the hell’s happening?”
  • “ Help me!  Hello?  Hello?  Can anybody help me?”
  • “Took an online course for a week or two.”
  • “ Stuck. I’m, it’s like I feel like I’m trapped in a loop.  Like I’m stuck in time.”
  • “An enema, would you like an enema?”
  • “I don’t even know if I believe what I’m saying.”
  • “This girl/guy is clearly nuts but she/he is desperate and she’s/he’s paying.”
  • “For all the good that I can do, I don’t have a fricking clue what I’m doing.”
  • “You have Satan within you.”
  • “We must exorcise your demons.”
  • “Take this pill.”
  • “I wake up hung over.  I go to bed smashed.”
  • “I’m like an alcoholic hamster on one of them little wheelie things.”
  • “Every evening the same.  Every morning the pain.”  
  • “I start drinking at 10 and by noon I’m not feeling things.”
  • “Nobody cares what I say.”
  • “Nobody cares what I do.”
  • “What’s the point of bothering if no-one else is bothered?”
  • “I was born in this town and I’m gonna die here too.”
  • “I can do whatever I want!”
  • “ I mean Jesus it’s pretty confusing
  • “In that fairytale world, all the girls end up happy ever after.”
  • “ I’m not bitter it’s just better that I don’t fall for all that romantic bullshit.”
  • “ Though I don’t mind the thought of being tossed over a shoulder
    and trotted off to a mansion by some amazingly/ruggedly beautiful/handsome man in a fireman/firewoman helmet and have her/him just use me for sex.”
  • “ One day, some day my prince/princess may come, but it doesn’t seem likely.”
  • “But even if she/he came and she/he liked me it’s likely she’d/he’d be not quite my type.”
  • “She was pretty smart - and pretty as hell.”
  • “ And I’d rather be lonely than sit on my fanny waiting for my princess/prince to come.”
  • “Weird is fine, but not all the time.”
  • “Well, here I am again.”
  • “There will be mornings you will be utterly defeated by your laces.”
  • “You’re at the end of your rope.”
  • “Never give up hope.”
  • “Never let yourself be defeated.”
  • “If you tried it once you can try again.”
  • “A new day will follow.  There’s always tomorrow.”
  • “Never listen to the unbelievers.” 
  • “You will take your falls.  You will hit your walls.”
  • “Don’t give into sorrow.”
  • “You play your part.”
  • “You march the march and you don’t complain.”
  • “You find a way.”
  • “Yet you stay sane and through the pain.”
  • “ Hold on to your faith.  You’ll find another way.”
  • “There’s no way, there’s no god.”
  • “You’ve gotta love life.”

daddyzenpie  asked:

Hii, i wanna request HC where MC has 3 big malamutes that are very protective over her so her S/O is having a difficult time getting closer to MC. Like when her s/o try to cuddle her, the dog will walk in the middle of them and cuddle MC while glaring at her S/O.

Oh i forgot to put the specific in my 3 Malamutes request, please let it be Zen, Jumin and Saeran. Thankyouu


Love those types of dogs!! <3

Zen:

ZEN POV

People closer to MC that love Me:

MC´s Family….Cheek

MC´s Friends….Cheek

MC´s Classmates/workmates…Cheek

MC´s Teachers/Boss…Cheek

MC´s Dogs…(Working on it)

  • Why the hate me so much!?
  • They are not “overprotective” the fricking Hate me! Me!, I know this because *inhales* THEY LOVE EVRY HUMAN  that comes close except for me EVEN fucking trust fund kid!
  • Ok…calm down Hyun, They can hate you.You just have to gain their trust. *Googles “How to gain the love and trust of your girlfriend´s Dogs.” *
  • I found a website and I follow every step. I give them treats, talked to them about my feelings, let them smell me, approach you slowly and pet you on the head (but that only made you angry and that made your dogs angry), etc. I did every fricking thing on that list but nothing worked and I think that made the relationship between you and me worst.
  • You don’t see me as her charming prince anymore, now you see me as the crazy man trying weird shit on them and their dogs.
  • You are late for our date Maybe you is considering breaking up with me…
  • But then I got a call from you saying that they are sick and they can´t come to our date.
  • As fast as I can go to your house with the kit that jaehee gave me if I get sick but since I never get sick the kit is complete
  • I enter your house and then enter to their room yelling “MC are you ok?”
  • I see how you are laying on the bed and look really sick and their dog or on the floor looking at Mc his sad eyes.
  • It’s TIME TO SHINE.
  • I gave the best care I can to you and the dog are watching everything
  • The day passes and you get better, enough to call your dog for a hug.
  • They get on the bed give you a hug and the at my surprise they lick me on the face and hands you said that is a form of gratitude.
  • MC´s Dogs…Cheek

Jumin:

  • Jumin never like the idea of you having 3 dogs.
  • And your dogs never like the idea of you having Jumin.
  • Jumin does not care that the dogs don´t like him until they get on his way.
  • They never get along and they are always fighting for your attention and having acts of revenge on each other
  • The dogs bite Jumin´s expensive shoes and take shit too, they come between you and him on the couch/bed/hugs, They start to barking when you and jumin are having some sexy time.
  • And Jumin is just like them, He hides there favorite toys so Jumin can take you to another place, takes them to the vet very often (The dogs hate going to the vet), and pays people to give them showers frequently (The dogs hate showers).
  • You and Elizabeth just stay neutral and get used to the boys fighting all the time.

Saeran:

-“Mc you dogs hate me”

-“They don´t hate you…they are just overprotective”

  • The time passes and your dogs don´t let Saeran get closer to you
  • And Saeran gets depressed. Seven sees the concern in his brother and comes with an idea.

-Days after seven gives Saeran a perfume “Brother! this is the solution to all your problems a little spray and …”

-“You did that?” Saeran interrupts seven

-“Yep!” He says it in a proud voice “ You just need to spray…”

-“Don´t” Saeran interrupts seven in a serious way.

-“What?”

-“Don´t even think of spraying me with that shit”

Seven takes a deep breath and start to chase Saeran. Saeran runs but his brother is faster, Seven catches saeran in the floor and they start fighting like baby cats on the floor and rolling all over the place. 

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Finally, seven gives a simple spray on Saeran´s body and lets him go.

“It smells weird…I don´t have time to wash I have to go like this to my date with mc.Don´t ever do that!”

  • When Saeran gets to your house the usually was that your dogs started to bark but that didn´t happen.
  • And when you open the door the dogs throws Saeran to the floor and they start to lick him and hug him.
  • At the end, Saeran got a REAL date with you where the dogs didn´t interfering!

-Saeran got home and took his jacket of “Brother, I think your perfume work…mmhh *Clears his throat*…T-tha-thank you…” Saeran hears a bark coming from the living room and follows it “WTF?!?!” Saeran sees 12 dogs in the living room all around seven

-“Saeran!” Seven waves at Saeran

-“What the fuck happened?!” Saeran yells

-“When I chase you I got a lot of the perfume on me and when I got outside to get HBC all types of dogs started to follow me, Look this is paco, this is Alexandra, I put this little one Saeran 2.0 and…”

-“You name them?”

-“Yes and if I reformulate the formula of the perfume I can do this for Cats, imagine 20 cats!”

-“No”


Special Agent 606, Out.If you want to request here are the rules: HERE/Masterlist: Here

Hello kids, it’s time to learn a new word today!
It’s a pretty new word, probably because aromanticism has been ignored and neglected up until just recently, and the community is still taking shape. New words and terms appear as they are needed. I present to you:

~*AMATONORMATIVITY*~

Does it sound like heteronormativity’s ugly cousin? That’s because it totally is. This is why you’re dreading family gatherings. Heteronormativity will try to beat you up for being different - or to prevent you from being different. Amatonormativity don’t really have the muscles for that, but good lord is it manipulative. It will say some really mean things to you, that will make you feel really worthless and broken, that you’ll never be truly happy, the kind of things that stick with you for years.

Amatonormativity is the social force that makes it seem like romantic love is the most important thing on earth, in your life, ever. It’s the belief that everyone can, wants, and should fall in love. It’s the belief that romantic relationships are more important than all other types of relationships.

All of that is wrong. Worse, it hurts people really bad, just like heteronormativity. Aromantics and aro spectrum people are the ones hurt the most by this. Here are some examples of amatonormativity:

- Ridiculously young kids feeling pressured to get a boyfriend/girlfriend, and feeling worthless if they don’t have one. This is terrible on several levels, including the fact that people are not prizes to be won.

- Whenever someone says love but means romantic love only. Way to brush aside friendships, familial love, and all the other ways of feeling love there is.

- That time some local athlete said he wasn’t interested in a relationship right now, and that was so shocking it made it to the FRONT PAGE of the newspapers.

- When the above example made me so angry I wrote an article to the newspapers about amatonormativity and how there’s nothing wrong in being single, and most of the comments I got on that article online were “don’t worry, you’ll meet the right one someday!!!!”

- the phrase “don’t worry, you’ll meet the right one”
frick. you. I’m not the one worrying, YOU are. I know who I am, I’m not waiting for someone to come along and decide that for me. I know feelings may change over time, but that does not mean I should WAIT. Go take your waiting somewhere else.

- LOVE TRIANGLES. A badass fictional girl is busy dismantling governments, as you do, when a BOY comes along. A boy that……. likes her??? and then ANOTHER boy!!! That also likes her!!!!! OH NO put the revolution on hold she has to C H O O S E

- When stories end and all the characters are paired up with eachother

- Name one fictional character that is clearly stated to not feel romantic love, that is NOT a robot or a tree or whatever, and that is NOT a villain. I mean, even robots like Wall-E are made more human to us by….. feeling…. romantic love……..

- No but seriously though. The amount of stories and media where romance is The Most Important Thing?? Most of it.

- “Asexuals are not broken, they can still fall in love!!!” let me stop you right there

- The fact that sleeping around is seen as Horrible and Immoral. As long as it’s safe, consensual and not cheating, there shouldn’t really be a problem???

- Phrases like “more than friends” or “just friends”.
Some people out there have stronger relationships with their lifelong best friends than their own spouses. I’m still on the fence on this one because you can be “more than friends” if you’re like friends AND lovers!! That’s like, TWO types of relationship in one! So. I don’t know.

- Being told you’re incomplete, that you’re just a half, waiting for your romantically coded soulmate, bluh bluh. A soulmate doesn’t have to be romantic, and I also refuse to believe there has to be only one, and most of all I refuse to belive we are incomplete creatures.

+++ so much more.

Finding out you’re aromantic is often really harsh, because many aros will feel left out, dehumanized, thinking they can never achieve happiness - I’ve seen a lot of aromantic people wishing they weren’t aro. Reconciling yourself with the fact that you don’t need to feel romantic love to be complete or having worth is SO HARD when you have everything around you telling you different. So yeah. Be aware of amatonormativity! Fight amatonormativity!! let’s ovERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT OF NORMS wait what

Baby Deserves Respect

Title: Baby Deserves Respect

Song: Respect by Aretha Franklin

Word Count: 989

Warnings: Some adorable Baby feels and laughs

This is my submission for @butiaintgonnaloveem’s #Happy Big 50 Baby Challenge! Enjoy!!

This takes place in Season 7 when the boys have to put Baby into hiding thanks to the Leviathan look-alikes that are going on a killing spree as Sam and Dean using another 67 Impala.

Song lyrics in bold and italics



What you want

Baby, I got it

What you need

Do you know I’ve got it

All I’m askin’

Is for a little respect when you get home (just a little bit)

Hey baby (just a little bit) when you get home

(just a little bit) mister (just a little bit)

“Dean, come on, we gotta get moving!”

“Sam this is not the time! Just…give me a minute!” Dean turned back to Baby looking down as he held the car cover in his hands.

“Baby, oh sweetheart I am so sorry about this. Fucking Leviathans. I’ll be back, don’t you worry sweetheart. I’ll be back.” Dean looked over his shoulder, making sure Sam wasn’t looking, and gave Baby’s hood a gentle kiss before throwing the cover over her.

Walking back to the road to the new car Dean’s hands tightened into fists.

“Let’s go fuck up some Leviathans.”

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