i will make up ship names

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looks like i have enough of these twitter doodles for another roundup! this time its chris as everyones favorite city correspondent stefon and phichit appreciation!! because i love phichit!!! and i saw art of him as cinderella somewhere on here and was just like yessss!!!!!!

I love the Matt/Shiro BrOTP so have some headcanons that have been sitting in my drafts for weeks

-Matt is a living meme and Shiro questions their friendship every day

-“You know you love me~”

-Everyone questions how someone so calm and mature can be best friends with Matt and Matt kinda laughs in their face

-Matt: Calm? Mature? This guy almost fought a five-year-old over a chocolate bar!
Shiro: I really like the brand oKAY???

-Matt has tried to set Shiro up on one too many dates. It’s really easy since everyone and their mother has a crush on Shiro but Shiro needs Matt to stop.

-He did after a while until Shiro developed a crush on Allura. Cupid Matt was back. Shiro wanted to kill himself.

-Constantly making fun of each other because they love each other

-Shiro: Matt, if you don’t stop, I will literally sit on you.
Matt: Try me.
*high-pitched screams*

-You wouldn’t believe how often that happens. Spoil alert: A lot.

-They’re pretty competitive when it comes to each other. Whether it comes to bets or board games. Tears are shed. Friendships are broken. It gets pretty intense.

-Matt: I got to move on and be who I am! I just don’t belong here, I hope you understand! We might find our place in this world someday. But at least for now, I gotta find my own way…
Shiro: Don’t you think you’re being a bit dramatic over a pizza slice?

-Once Shiro ate the last brownie and Matt wouldn’t talk to him for a week. The dude really loves his food.

-Shiro: No.
Matt: This is homophobia at its finest. ://

-Once they had a convo on what their ship name would be if they dated, Shiro came up with Shatt, Matt disowned him

-Death jokes make up half of their friendship.

-Shiro: I’m going to propel myself off of this balcony.
-Matt: Not without me, you’re not.

some very important Christophe Giacommeti & Viktor Nikiforov headcanons:

shoutout to @lavenderprose who has the same brain as me when it comes to YOI/Viktor hcs

  • Chris and Viktor have been friends for 10+ years. if the scene with Viktor at juniors is his last year as a junior, that means they met when Viktor was about 15 and Chris was about 13. They have almost certainly been through Some Shit together and know the other one better than they know themselves.
  • every year at worlds, the night after the free skate, regardless of the results, the two of them buy 3 bottles of shitty wine and watch whatever movies they’ve been texting each other about throughout the season. The Notebook, Pitch Perfect, The Avengers, whatever it is, they get wine drunk and MST3K the hell out of it after the medal ceremony.
  • (they keep doing this even after Yuuri – actually, Yuuri was invited one time but couldn’t quite get the hang of the banter. you can’t make up 10 years of friendship for 6 months of dating, no matter how in love you are.)
  • They are fully aware of the idea that they’re dating/have dated/are sleeping together/have slept together etc.  They think it’s hilarious. There’s even a ship name for it – Viktophe – and they regularly browse the twitter tag and send each other screenshots of the funniest ideas.
  • they also read the RPF about them to each other in hotel rooms during events
  • that meme where one person bursts into the room like “I knew you were having sex” and one of the pair is like “oh no one told me I would have put down my book”? that’s them.
  • They have biweekly bitchfest skype/phone calls where they just dish on whatever dumb shit has happened to them recently.  
  • When they were younger and Viktor still had really long hair Christophe would fix it for galas and events. He really liked to try out pinterest/youtube tutorials but didn’t have a model so Viktor would volunteer, then show up to a sponsorship event with like a hairbow updo.
  •  you’d think Yakov would hate him considering the both of them 100% are terrible influences on each other re:acting like drama queens, being massive flirts, buying lululemon yogas with “peach” emblazoned across the ass
  • but actually Chris is a really good influence on Viktor in more important ways. i.e. ensuring he doesn’t kill himself and making sure Yakov knows to keep an eye out on him.
  • there have been at least 3 times Chris has called Yakov at an ungodly hour of the morning insisting he go check on Viktor because he was very worried that Viktor was going to do something stupid
  • chris is almost always right about this. yakov has found his star skater on the ledge and had to coax him down and into the shower more times than he’d like to admit. chris knows viktor, knows his tells, knows when he’s starting to get bad again
  •  by the time they’re 20 and 22, yakov goes to chris if he’s worried about viktor’s mental health but viktor won’t talk about it.  no one’s ever said it aloud, but they all know that Chris may well be the reason Viktor is still alive
  • tl:dr – chris has been worried about his best friend for a long time and when he sees how viktor lights up with yuuri, he gets to breathe easy for the first time in a long time

*Jace and Maia making out*

Me: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

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participating in RFVF17 & femslash february at the same time its called multitasking get with it!

Oh, Keith… you really don’t wanna know.

Lance singing a happy little tune about all the places and ways he‘d like to do it with Keith 8′‘D

* Suave contra la nave = smooth against the ship
* Duro contra el muro = hard against the wall
* Macizo contra el piso = solid against the floor
* Sin pena en la arena = with no shame on the sand
*Màs feliz con Keith = more happy with Keith

Sorry I got really lazy with the colors orz

THANKS A LOT @the-five-stages-of-feels for suggesting those rhymes and the help with translating and making up a punch line with Keith’ name in it!!!! ♥ uvu
I hope you like how it turned out (and that it somehow makes sense haha)

• emergency commissions •

Magic > common sense

Context: We had just been on an adventure in our pirate ship, collecting these cursed items, mostly armour and some weapons, that allow the wielder control over an element. We are then faced with a gauntlet of elemental challenges to navigate our ship through things like storm, rocky reef, icebergs ect. once we cleared that we found ourselves at the foot of a 300 ft cliff with a ship sized hole at the top

Cleric: Well we are stuck

Fighter: We could climb it maybe? Do we have enough rope?

Bard (me): Wait a minute *cleric’s name* you can use your shield to control earth right?

Cleric: Yeah?

Me: I have an idea, you can make a big, ship shaped ramp up to that opening right?

Cleric: Oh! Yeah! I can. *To DM* I do that

Other fighter: I see where this is going *To DM* I am going to use my artifact to make an ice sled for the ship

Me: *To DM*I am going to use my artifact to make a small tornado rocket booster out the back of the ship

Wizard: *To DM* I summon a big wave to push us up the ramp 

So our insane plan works and we make a sick jump off the ramp with our ship into this cave 

DM: Well that was interesting. You know I was actually just planning for you to lower the cliff down to the water level. You guys do realize you could have done that instead right?

i am weak forgive me guys Klance is still my OTP

Forgive me guys, I had to give it a try! When @cheesefakefactory told me (pumped af)  this was a thing I couldn’t help falling for it, ughu
There’s so much lovely fanart around already and since I’m really bad at thinking of character designs myself I chose to go by @istehlurvz ‘s version (I hope you don’t mind ;;;; )
And whoever came up with the name of this ship deserves a fuckin’ medal, honestly!

Honestly, I’m all down for angsty shit and Lance being self conscious and stuff and I really enjoy all the theories about Lotor luring him away from the group by making him feel special.. but I think it would take more than a wink to make him change sides.

Here’s a “cleaner” version as well 8′D

SO I hope you enjoy this <3

• emergency commissions •

When you’re reading a fanfic so good at 3 AM and you want to scream, but you don’t want to wake everyone up, so you silently scream at your phone/laptop screen while making weird hand gestures that might be a ritual dance to summon Satan.

  • Inej: *makes fun of Jesper for not picking up on the strange romantic tension between Nina and Matthias*
  • Also Inej: Kaz went crazy and straight up murdered a guy after I nearly died in his arms because he didn't want to lose his ""investment""
The Real Top 100 NHL players of all time
  1. Wayne Gretzky
  2. Bobby Orr
  3. Alex Ovechkin
  4. Sidney Crosby
  5. PK Subban
  6. the amount of people annoyed by the fans of a stanley cup winning team
  7. Alex Trebek
  8. All of Me by John Legend
  9. Fifth Harmony
  10. Marntin
  11. When players use their water bottles upside down
  12. refs who swear at players
  13. Brad marchand’s nose
  14. the worm lawson crouse ate on a boat
  15. “Hanifin, That’s gotta be a battle win”
  16. Nate Mac’s OT winner against Sweden
  17. JAHNNY HACKEYY 
  18. johnny hockey ™
  19. the faces mitch marner made when they were reviewing his shootout goal
  20. henrik lundqvist sucking this year
  21. Las Vegas Golden Knights
  22. the bear that roars when the bruins get a power play
  23. oscar klefboms nickname being sexbomb
  24. taylor hall going from being cheered to booed in his return to edmonton
  25. I once was a kid with the other little kids Now I’m whippin’ up shows and ‘em fans goin’ wild with us Tell mommy I’m sorry This life is a party, i’m never growing up.
  26. John Scott
  27. Auston Matthews four goals in his first ever NHL game
  28. The Oilers being tied for top of the pacific in January
  29. the atlantic being an absolute mess
  30. totinos pizza rolls
  31. brad marchand calling himself “best player”
  32. martin jones and cam talbot being basically the same person
  33. Zdeno Chara breaking the hardest shot record every time he made it to the NHL All Star Game
  34. Evgeny Kuznetsov at one point being the highest scorer on the Washington Capitals
  35. People who say “every team has bad fans” slowly realizing it always seems to be flyers fans
  36. some old guy who makes “They have ice joke” about a southern team
  37. Tom “Daddy” Wilson 
  38. all the WAGs
  39. Sidney crosby’s tim horton’s commercials with Nate Mac
  40. The Merry Christmas banner i still have hanging in my apartment
  41. All the pet names Andre Burakovsky comes up for his teammates
  42. teams with star wars nights
  43. Paul Pierce
  44. the habs cwhl affiliate Les Canadiennes being 100x better than them
  45. nature documentaries
  46. people who cry at alarming noises (me)
  47. all the cats in the whole world
  48. some cool birds
  49. Jack Eichel trying to politely say the evergaldes tour was the worst thing he has ever done in his life
  50. connor becoming a daddy
  51. People who really want Nuge to shave
  52. the ship name McNugget in general
  53. Team USA beating Team Canada in the shootout at world juniors and canadians acting like it didn’t count because it was the shootout.
  54. Babcock having to buy wine for underage in his own country auston matthews
  55. self love the size of alex ovechkin’s
  56. boys wearing nail polish
  57. when you have “hey Siri” turned on and she just starts randomly talking to you.
  58. NHL Combine pictures
  59. the fact that the NFL fucking added dodge ball to the probowl
  60. the NHL taking away the brakaway challenge and then using almost exclusively breakaway challenge footage for their “best all star moments” montages.
  61. Jaromir Jagr breaking Gordie Howe’s age record
  62. Zdeno Chara being three kids in a trench coach
  63. Mitch marner being carded for a rated R movie
  64. Joe Jonas’ new band DNCE
  65. just guys bein dudes
  66. People who have to make their bed before they get back into it
  67. Connor Mcdavid (20) getting 100 points the same year Shawn Thornton (39) does as well.
  68. matt martin high sticking his own teammate and proceeding to yell at the other team about it anyway
  69. Jazzy Kadri
  70. Jake Gardiner’s rivalry with Jazzy Kadri
  71. Jake Gardiner’s sister being significantly hotter than him
  72. The lost look Jake Gardiner always has on his face
  73. Braden Holtby’s just all around style
  74. “why would i be the one to get the ring?”
  75. Zdeno Chara threatening to eat sidney crosby as a chirp. 
  76. Moana
  77. Wayne Simmonds finally making it to the NHL all star game
  78. steve dangles tweet about tim thomas shooting a tv in a chik fil a
  79. Geno’s terrible flip phone he used to film pres obama
  80. mixing up the “dad” contact and the “daddy” contact in your phone.
  81. only using snapchats for the filters
  82. Nicki Minaj’s masterpiece “Get On Your Knees” featuring Ariana Grande
  83. finnish draco malfoy valtteri filppula
  84. the count down clock on Claude Julien’s career while Therrien remains unthreatened.
  85. Carey Price not resigning with the habs when his contract runs out
  86. the fact that no one knows who Lupul is anymore
  87. Roman Josi not being the hottest Pred since the Subban trade
  88. adam mcquaid actually scored???
  89. that time Jaromir Jagr hooked evgeni malkin so noticably and the bruins scored in OT because of it
  90. bill clinton mispronouncing yzerman really bad
  91. saad not being that good 
  92. the fact that bobrovsky is literally going to win torts the jack adams
  93. nikita zaitsev actually having a son
  94. kitty sneezes
  95. kazoos
  96. all star by Smashmouth but every word is somebody
  97. Connor McDavid (97 get it)
  98. the oh mama don’t you cry usa hockey chant
  99. drake
  100. the fact that i came up with 100 things
SOMEONE MAKE ME A COMIC OF THIS  P L E A S E
  • Pidge: *successfully hacks into something that saves their asses* Guys i'm in!!!
  • Lance: *was looking over her shoulder the whole time* Holy crow, Pidge, I could kiss you!
  • Pidge: *looks at him seriously* What's stopping you?
  • Lance: what
  • Pidge: what
  • *awkward silence*
  • Pidge: *expectantly waiting* Well?
  • Lance: *secretly hoping that it was some joke*
  • Pidge: *keeps staring*
  • Lance: *realizing that holy s h i t its not*
  • Lance: *internally screaming*
  • Lance: *points to person in the corner* KEITH YOU JERK *gets up and starts arguing*
  • Keith: what did i even do what the fuck