You better Marry her One Day (Draco Malfoy x Reader)
Prompt/Request: ‘’Hi!! I really liked my last imagine that you wrote for me. Do you think you could write another Draco Malfoy imagine, where the reader meets his parents and she later overhears his mother telling Draco that he better marry the reader one day? Thanks!’’ -
Word Count: 1,181. Warning(s): Fluff, I guess? Note: Thank you for the amazing request, I liked it to write. :) Hope you like it too! xx
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The nerves were killing you as you stood in front of
the Malfoy Manor, a very big manor, almost like a castle with its own, little
kingdom. Even though everything looked very clean and neat, it still had a very
dark look. Yes, even when you were sorted in Slytherin and a pureblood, you
still disliked dark colours. But following Draco his advice, you wore some
black jeans, a dark blue shirt and a black leather jacket. To finish of your
outfit, you wore black shoes, hoping the family wouldn’t hate it.
God, everything mattered if you thought
about it. You were so concentrated on your appearance and manners you didn’t
even realize someone opened the door already you had not even knocked on.
‘Good day darling, I’m assuming you’re
Y/N?’ a woman with dark hair and dark clothes greeted you. In her hair were
some grey locks and immediately you liked it the way she slowly accepted
growing old. Well, that’s what you thought, maybe that was not the reason
behind the grey locks after all.
You nodded and shook her hand, which
reached out to you already. ‘Yes, Y/N Y/L/N. And you’re Draco’s mother?’
you questioned, not trying to sound rude at all as she led you in.
Inside it was dark too, as you expected,
but it was very beautiful and all the stuff looked very expensive. Even when
you’d touch the walls, you felt like it would break down right down to your
feet. This was a whole other universe than your own, ordinary home. You shook
your head and let your thoughts drift away.
‘Yes, yes I am. Narcissa Malfoy,’ she
smiled before letting your hand finally go. The door behind you was now closed
and you started to follow Narcissa to another door inside. Narcissa opened the
door, which seemed to be the door to the living room. On the couch was Draco,
laying down, reading a book for school while on the chair on the other side of
him, was another man. He looked a lot like Draco. The blonde hair, the same
face expression and his whole appearance made you conclude he was his father.
‘Draco, Y/N is here,’ Narcissa
announced, making Draco look up. He shot up immediately and walked towards you
with open arms.
‘Hey babe,’ he whispered when he was
close to you, pressing a small kiss on your lips, before letting go of you and
wrapping his arm around your waist. And there you stood, like Draco was
presenting you to his parents, despite your little meeting with his mother.
He took a short breathe, looking at his
father, who had not a single emotion on his face nor in his eyes.
‘Hi, I’m Y/N,’ you shortly introduced
yourself, waving a little before a small laugh left your mouth. Narcissa was
already smiling, but Draco’s father stayed silent.
‘Father?’ Draco said kind of unsure
about his words, also nervous because his father hasn’t said a single thing but
sending you glares. Well, you thought it were glares.
‘Lucius Malfoy,’ was the only thing he
said. The corners of his mouth went a bit upward and you questioned yourself if
this was supposed to represent a smile.
But to prevent any other awkward
situations, you just said: ‘Nice to meet you, sir.’ And you showed your
most beautiful smile, feeling Draco chuckle. His grip around your waist
stiffened a bit, so you smiled even more, but not towards Lucius anymore, but
Your eyes met, feeling the spark inside
lighten up again. He nodded, gesturing it was going okay. A wave of relief
washed over you, before Narcissa and Lucius started to walk to another room.
Draco hold on tightly when he walked with you, entering the big room which
seemed to be the dining room.
‘Dinner’s almost ready,’ Draco’s mother
said as she smiled, walking to the kitchen to check the food one last time.
‘Good,’ you answered, turning towards
Draco and his father, ‘mind if I use the bathroom real quick and wash my
hands?’ You showed a grin and frowned a bit. Draco nodded, ignoring his father
as he told you were to find it. A quick thank you rolled over your lips and
before you knew it, you were already inside.
‘Come on Y/N, you can do this,’ you
whispered to you reflection, trying to encourage yourself, ‘it’s all going
well right now. Kill it out there.’
You took a deep breathe, fixing your
hair and make-up again, washing your hands before exiting the bathroom. That’s
when you realized you got lost in the house. It was a bloody maze in your eyes.
Voices were heard, so you assumed it
were Draco and his parents and as you were approaching the voices behind the
door, you saw it was a direct door to the kitchen and not via the dining room.
The voices belonged to Narcissa and
‘What a beautiful girl Draco, reminds me
of the younger me,’ you heard Narcissa say, making you smile and your heartbeat
‘She’s the prettiest and sweetest woman
alive,’ Draco told his mother, love lacing in his words.
Narcissa laughed and laid her hands on
the shoulders of her son. ‘Your father will love her too, darling. She
makes you so happy, I’ve never seen you so happy.’
Draco just nodded, hearing things he
already knew. You were indeed one of his only lights that brought him happiness
and made him turn into a good person. Well, let’s just say you made him have a
good side too.
‘You better marry her one day,’ Narcissa
smiled while stroking the arms of her only son. Draco laughed and grabbed his
‘Don’t worry mother, I will,’ he assured
her, making her nod.
On the other side of the door, you were
almost fainting. A hand clasped in front of your mouth, you silently left the
door, finding the other way around immediately as the smile on your face
wouldn’t fade away.
When you were in the dining room again,
everyone was finally there, Draco sitting on a chair next to an empty chair.
The whole table was filled with so much food, you almost lost count of the
Once you sat down, Lucius lit the
candles with his wand and filled all the four glasses with some wine.
‘A toast for Draco and Y/N,’ Narcissa
said, raising her glass as you followed her actions. Draco did the same and
then everyone looked at Lucius, who still hadn’t raise his glass.
But after a few seconds, his mouth went
open, his eyes showing some sympathy as he looked at his loving son.
‘To the beautiful, kind Y/N and my only,
dear son Draco,’ he said, finally showing some of his opinion on your
You smiled, mumbling a ‘cheers’ but
you were at cloud nine at the moment, so happy with this meeting.
Soon enough, Draco’s hand found yours,
him squeezing your hand a little as you were smiling like a dork, happier than
Jack took a sip and gave a small smile, “It’s good, daddy. But….”
“But?” Aaron questioned with a slight stern voice. It was beyond past Jack’s bedtime but he had insisted on staying up until Aaron came home and by the time that came, he had wanted some piping hot chocolate.
“I should have asked [y/n] to make it.” Jack mumbled softly, taking another sip.
Aaron chuckled, “Did I not make it like [y/n]?” You had been babysitting Jack for almost a year now, falling into the job on accident when you had substituted his class one day. Jack had adored you so much that he made Aaron hunt you down to become his new babysitter.
“No…[y/n] doesn’t use the packets, she makes it from scratch and adds big fluffy marshmallows.” Looking up at his father, he sighed. “I really like [y/n], daddy.”
“I’ll make sure to get her recipe.” Raising a brow, he nodded. “I like her too, buddy.”
Jack handed off his mug to his father, nestling into bed, he hesitantly spoke out. “Do you like her, like her?”
Tucking him in, “What do you mean, Jack?”
Yawning, Jack closed his eyes. “I wish she never had to leave. I wish she could be my second mommy.” Before Aaron could utter a response, Jack was fast asleep, dreaming about building a gigantic fort with you.
Pressing a kiss to his forehead, Aaron quietly left his room. His son’s last words were replaying in his head. Sure, he had found you to be attractive, it was one of the first things he had noticed when you had introduced yourself. He was stunned by your beauty and captivated by your charm involving children. Aaron noticed that kids gravitated towards you and Jack being no different.
Never had he thought about pursuing something with you until now. It was extremely important to him for Jack to like any woman he would bring into his life. And if he could guess, Jack would never like anyone more than he liked you.
Pulling out his phone, he dialed your number. “Hey, [y/n]. Sorry for calling, did I wake you? No, okay good. Oh no, no, Jack’s fine. Actually he just fell asleep, but I wanted to ask you something.”
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I never thought I would write a imagine about Monty, but oh my god I’m obsessed
with him lately, we all know how attractive it is a redeemable bad boy, I’ve
lived this with Reggie already lol.
this imagine it’s a little sad (?) at first I wanted to write one based on
Sorry by Halsey, but it turned out being this, truth is that you end up showing
your mood when your writing and obviously I wasn’t in my happiest mood writing this
one, but now I am feeling a lot better and I want to write one really fluffy
and flirty and happiness everywhere so stay tuned.
you like this one xx
Warnings: Mention of sexual assault and english is not my first language.
had been a week since I ended my relationship with Monty and since that moment
I had been receiving messages and calls, which I didn’t answer, he tried to
talk with me every day in the halls or at lunch, but I had avoid him perfectly.
understood why he felt the need of talking with me, because for him it didn’t
make sense that what we had would had ended, our relationship worked so good,
we were the image of balance you need between two people in order to make
something work. I heard people talk when I passed next to them, how the wonder
why we had broken up.
truth was that I was broken inside, but I was the best when it came to pretend
a complete different feeling outside that what I was feeling inside, for
example right now in the inside my heart was completely shattered and even more
when I saw Monty and his attempts of talking with me, but in the outside I made
it look like if I didn’t care about him, like if I didn’t even know him.
thought that he would end up giving up and he would move on with his life, but
day after day he kept coming to me, he didn’t want to forget about us.
was a day in particular that I found really hard, Monty’s birthday. That day
everyone wished him happy birthday in the halls, someone even invited me to the
party they were throwing for him at Bryce’s, I obviously wouldn’t go.
I opened my locker I saw his present, I had bought it a month ago because there
were a couple of tickets for an important baseball game and I knew how much he
wanted to go and his mother didn’t let him buy the ticket because he got a bad
grade, but I knew he wold end up passing that subject and that’s why I bought
them, but now they were useless.
had them in my hand, but I didn’t put them out of my locker so that way no one
would see them. That was the first day I felt I could end up crying in front of
everyone in that hall, but the sound of a locker closing next to me brought me
back to reality and I left the tickets, closing my locker like if there were a
leaned my back against the cold metal and I looked at the people around me
until my eyes met with his for a few seconds, making him start coming in my
“(Y/N) wait please!”
he exclaimed when I started to walk away from him.
“Happy birthday Monty!” I
looked behind for a second to see how one of the cheerleaders had stopped him
to talk to him, even though he kept looking at me.
locked myself in one of the cubicles in the bathroom, I had to go to my next
class, but I didn’t think I could make it; I needed to take a break.
hands were shaking, which made me even more nervous, so I crossed my arms in
front of me, trying to make them stop. I repeated over and over again that
everything would be fine; that I had made the right decision even thought it
my back on one of the cubicle walls and I slid until I was sitting on the
floor, I hugged my legs against my chest and when I heard the bell rang that’s
when I burst into tears.
made myself stop when I heard the bathroom door opening, I even hold my breath
to make it look like I wasn’t there, but they had heard me.
“I know there’s someone there” I
heard a familiar voice say “I didn’t
mean to bother you, but if you need help… I won’t judge” then I recognized
the voice, it was my loved friend Hannah.
“It’s me…” I
sniffed not moving from my position “(Y/N)”
appeared for a few seconds before I saw under the door how Hannah had sat on
the other side.
“Do you want to talk about it?”
she knew everything I was going through and all my thoughts, sometimes I
wondered if she knew me better than I know myself.
“No” my voice
cracked in that moment, showing that I was worse than I expected “I don’t know…”
“I know I’ve said this before… but I
think you should do something about it and you should definitely talk to Monty
and hear what he has to say about it”
appeared again, this time longer than before. I knew Hannah was right, but if I
talked about it I feel like the pain wouldn’t stop and if I talk to Monty I
didn’t know how that conversation could end up.
opened the cubicle door and Hannah stood up quickly, wrapping her arms around
me instead of say or ask something else, I hugged her back until I felt I had
my strength back.
spent the rest of the hour with her, talking about the possible scenarios I
could find when I talk with Monty, even though I don’t think anything could
prepare me for what I would find.
the bell rang again when left the bathroom and Hannah went to her next class,
wishing me luck, and I walked to the classroom where I knew I would find Monty.
was talking to Zach when they exited the class and when I saw him my heart
skipped a beat and my body froze, I was close to turn around and leave, run
away as fast as I could, but I saw Zack warning Monty of my presence and when
he looked at me he stopped talking.
started walking in my direction; I guess he thought I’d try to run from him,
because I saw his surprised expression when he noticed I didn’t move, looking
at him all the time.
“Ca-can we talk?”
he sounded almost confused.
just nodded while I bit my lip, so hard that in any moment I could start
tasting the blood.
walked in silence to the gym, which was empty. I drop my bag on the floor next
to the bleachers and I turned in his direction.
“I’m sorry, okay? I don’t know what
I’ve done wrong, but I’m sorry, please forgive me” He said
walking towards me and taking my hands in his.
looked at our hands and then at him again. People weren’t use to see this side
of Monty, how he needed another person and he would do anything to keep someone
by his side, even though he hadn’t to act like the asshole everyone thinks he is.
put my hands away from him and I saw in his eyes how much that hurt him “You haven’t done anything wrong Monty” I
said with a weak smile “You are the
perfect boyfriend, every girl would be lucky to have you”
didn’t know if his expression was more confused or surprised by my words.
“But then… why? Why did you break
up?” that was the hard part of this conversation.
sighed heavily looking at my hands, I couldn’t stop playing with them “You deserve someone better Monty and-“
“What? What do you mean with someone
better?” he said cutting me “I want you (Y/N), I deserve you” he cupped my face with his hands
to make me look him in the eyes.
“You don’t get it… I… I can’t give
you what you need” I put my hands on his, moving them
away from me “I’m sorry Mont, sorry that I can’t believe that anybody ever
really starts to fall in love with me, it is not your fault, I’m a mess and
I’m never going to change, I’m sorry if I’ve hurt you because that’s the last
thing I wanted to do…”
stared at each other in silence, I was trying to keep my façade and not start
crying and I really think he was feeling the same way because he started biting
his lip, something he only does when he’s feeling vulnerable.
“I don’t know what’s going on”
he said in a calm tone “But (Y/N), I
love you, I am in love with you” he got closer to me if that was even
possible “Please tell me what’s
happening, let me help you. I’ve tried to ignore it because I know you don’t
like to talk about your problems, but this is enough” he put one of his
hands in my cheek and that gesture and his words were what he needed to break
me and let the tears fall fast through my cheeks.
a second thought he brought me towards him and he hugged me, rubbing my hair
slowly and kissing my temple. I wrapped my arms around his waist tightly, like
if something was going to try to take him away from me.
seemed like if we stayed like that for an eternity and I was okay with that,
because being between his arms was my favourite place to be.
“I didn’t want to…” I
cried griping his shit “I didn’t want
to…” I repeated closing my eyes tightly.
made some space between us to be able to look at me and when I opened my eyes
to see him I noticed how worried he was.
“(Y/N) what’s going on?” I
closed my eyes again and I tighten my lips together trying to find the right
way to say what I had to say.
“Something happened to me…” I
opened my eyes to see his face when he heard my words through my shaky voice “in that party we went two weeks ago…”
my tears started to fall faster and my voice was cracking with every word.
“Wh-what do you mean? What happened?” I
could hear how fast his heart was beating in that moment, even faster than mine.
“I drank too much… an-and I went to
one of the rooms to rest” I sobbed “someone entered the room… I thought it was you when I felt kisses in
my neck” I bit my lip trying to stay as calm as I could “but when I opened my eyes it wasn’t you…”
I cried even more than before because of the memory.
felt his body tense under my hands and how much he was trying to keep himself
“I-I tried to push him away… but I
couldn’t” he wrapped his arms around me again and I cried with
my face hidden in his neck “I was so
scared….” I whispered “I tried to
scream… fight… and I couldn’t”
“Who did it?” he
asked in a cold tone after a few minutes in silence.
didn’t say anything so he made me look at him and he repeated the question.
“I know what you’ll do if I tell you
who did it” I said wiping my tears.
“Of course you know it! I’m going to
do what that son of a bitch deserves!” he exclaimed
finally losing it “Why didn’t you tell
me anything? You should have come to me first” he add softening his voice
and trying to make me look him in the eyes.
“Because I still can’t believe this
has happened” I answered looking at him and starting my crying
he said quickly cupping my face with his hands and kissing my forehead “I’m sorry” he said once again “fuck this is so frustrating” he whispered
before making me look at him “but you’re
going to be okay, I promise” now he seemed to feel guilty and that made me
feel even worse “I’m going to be by your
side through everything and that asshole it’s going to pay” I shacked my
head when I realized what he meant.
“I’m not going to do anything” I
said it so weakly that I almost couldn’t hear me, but I know he heard me
because of how he reacted.
“You can’t let this go away so easily
babe” he tried to sound as calm as he could “You can’t let him go away with what he’s
“I can’t do this Monty… I know what’s
going to happen if everyone knows about what happened, one way or another
people will look at me and talk about me; it’s his word against mine”
“If someone dares to say something
about you I’ll make sure they don’t see the sun again” I
couldn’t help but smile weakly, even though I wouldn’t let him do anything to
anyone it was a relief knowing that I could count on him and that he was by my
side no matter what.
“I love you” I
said out of nowhere, getting what I wanted, which was see him smile “I just thought you would be better without
me after what happened, because I don’t know if I will be the same again” I
said looking at him through my glassy eyes.
“There’s nothing you can do that makes
me stop loving you” he said caressing my cheeks with his
put my hands on his and I closed my eyes, enjoying the touch of his skin
“You have to promise me that you won’t
do anything if I tell you who did this” I said after
a long silence.
want to say his name out loud because it was something pretty painful, but I
think Monty deserved to know.
“I… I promise you”
he said not very sure
opened my eyes, I knew he would be furious no matter the name I said, but I
knew even better that when he heard who did this he probably would lose it, but
I had to do it “It was Bryce…” I
said feeling a lump on my throat.
felt his hands tense and I could see how he clenched his jaw; he had to sigh
deep a couple of times to control his berating.
slide my hands through his forearms, making him come back to this moment and
not think about all the possible scenarios where he killed Bryce. There was a
mix of rage and helplessness in his eyes, something I hadn’t seen before.
“I’m so sorry for doing this to you,
I’m sorry for ruining your birthday” I said with
a shaky voice.
“You haven’t ruined anything”
he said calmly “You haven’t done
anything wrong, do you hear me? So stop apologizing” he added kissing my
gave him my best smile thanking him his words “Can we leave?” I asked in a whisper.
nodded before kissing my lips carefully and wrapping his arm around my
shoulders. He grabbed my bag and we left for the rest of the day.
that day I didn’t go to school for a few days, the same way I didn’t go the
week after the party, it was like coming back to that again.
came to my house after classes and he stayed until I fell sleep at night, but
that day he didn’t showed up at his usual hour, I decided to wait in case
something came up and he was coming late, but after an hour I called him, not
getting an answer and then I started to get worried.
went to his house to look for him, I saw his jeep on the entrance and that
calmed me a little bit because at least I knew where he was, but when I knock
at the door and nothing happened I started to get worried again. I took the
emergency key, which I obviously knew where it was and I got in like if I were
at my own house.
“Monty?” the house
was in complete silence.
went upstairs to his room and then I heard his voice, in his bathroom, I heard
how he was swearing and letting some groans scape his lips.
“Monty?” I asked
knocking at the door.
suddenly stopped hearing him and after a few seconds he unlocked the door, I
waited for him to open it, but when he didn’t I pushed it open and then I saw
him, he had a black eye and cuts in his nose, cheek and lips.
eyes were wide open by that moment and I went to him quickly, taking his face
between my hands carefully.
“What happened?” I
didn’t get an answer, just the look he gave me every time he does something he
know I don’t approve and then I knew it, I knew what he had done so I put my
hands away from him.
“I had to do it, I promise you I’ve
tried to control it all this time, but today I couldn’t help it anymore” I
noticed how his voice was about to crack “I
couldn’t do like anything happened after what he did and I wasn’t there to stop
it” and then it hit me, he felt more gilt than all the rage he could hold
against Bryce and getting in a fight with him was a way to try to release all
“Look at me” I
said putting my hands on his neck “there’s
nothing you could’ve done, you can’t blame yourself for this”
“I should have been with you and
nothing would have happened” he said with tears in his eyes.
wrapped my arms around his neck and brought him closer to me, trying to comfort
him “stop it Mont, it’s not your fault”
I felt his arms around my waist and how his body relaxed under our touch.
didn’t know how I would get over this or if I could be the same again, stop
feeling this fear that something is about to happen all the time or the feeling
that I’m hopeless, but if I knew something for sure was that if I had Monty by
my side I would be fine and we’d get over this together.
Summary: As requested, here is part 2. Post-Negan era smut piece. The
reader (Negan’s Daughter) convinces Negan to allow Daryl to be her bodyguard
while he is away in Alexandria for a few days. Smut and romance ensue. When
Negan returns, he finds out that they are sleeping together and loses his shit.
You awoke the morning after your close encounter with Daryl, you awoke
feeling wonderfully satisfied, yet hungry for more of him. You could taste his
lips on yours and your hands roamed your body, in bed, wishing they were his.
You felt them wander lower and lower down your stomach and grip your hips
roughly, moving over to touch yourself, thinking of how fucking good he was to
you last night.
There was a sudden pounding on your door and you grunted.
“What?!” You scream out, frustrated.
“Y/N. I gotta talk to you, wake the fuck up and open the door!” Negan
yelled from behind the wooden door.
You grumpily threw the blankets off you and walked to the door,
unlocking it and opening it harshly.
“What?? Can’t a girl get any fucking sleep around here?” You cried out,
“Shit, Y/N. It the fucking apocalypse, no one gets any fucking sleep.”
He said playfully and sauntered into your room, making himself completely at
He wandered over to a small two person table you had set up in the big
space, next to a big window that overlooked the gates of The Sanctuary, and
beyond it sweet heavenly freedom. Your father sat down on one of the chairs and
gestured for you to do the same. You plop back down onto your bed and stare at
him from across the room, awaiting whatever the hell it was that was so damn
“I have to go to Alexandria for a few days…. Don’t know how long I will
be gone. You gonna be okay here for a little while without me?” He asked with a
hint of both concern and sarcasm.
I scoffed at him and smirked. “Yeah, I’m sure I can handle it, dad.”
“If any of those fuckers give you a hard time….” Negan says with a low
voice and reaches for something tucked behind his back.
You see him pull out a small automatic handgun, pointing it sideways at
you, nodding, and setting it on the table beside him.
Your father had been a big believer in self-protection for his little
girl, even before the world went to shit. He took her to martial arts training
as a child, self-defense classes, and eventually the shooting range. There was
no doubt that Y/N could handle herself in combat if she had to. But Negan was
also aware that here she was highly outnumbered and he wanted her to be safe.
Suddenly, Y/N got an idea, a way to use this concern to her advantage.
She changed her demeanor and put a slightly worried look on her voice, nodding
solemnly to her father.
“Actually Dad, I know how worried you get, me all alone with all those pigs
who could easily overpower me.” You lean forward and put your face in your
hands, rubbing the sides of your face.
You look up at him with curiosity, “Do you think, there would be anyway
you could get me a bodyguard? Someone to make sure no one bothers me while you
are gone? … I know I talk a tough game, but sometimes I do get a little
A/N: I’m not very good at pranks, I think that will be very obvious when you read this. This is a request from @castellandiangelo, I did end up writing your request. (I’m sorry if it’s bad, I’m not good at pranks!) I’ll make up for this sleep deprived piece, there’s an idea that’s been brewing for a while now. X
1st of April had finally arrived; it was the day you’d been waiting for since you came up with what you thought was the best, and most cruel prank ever. The prank was designed for your husband, Chris, and you’d joined forces with his mom and his brother to pull it off; they’d flown in from Boston just to help you. You still hadn’t decided if it was one of those ‘we-can-laugh-about-it-in-the-future’ pranks or a 'I’m-going-to-fucking-divorce-your-ass’ pranks, but seeing as Lisa and Scott were on board- you saw it as the former. You’d been with Chris for years and years now, so you knew him well. You knew he had a great sense of humor and a great love for your playful side, which made you ninety-nine percent sure he’d appreciate your prank; the sweet note at the end especially. But just to be safe and not to seem too smug, you lowered the probability percentage down to ninety-five.
The prank you’d been planning for over a month now involved Scott 'crashing’ Chris’ brand new Audi while taking you to lunch; Lisa calling from the emergency room; and Chris rushing down only to find you safe and sound with a dozen pink balloons and a sonogram. You’d found out you were pregnant a little while ago and wanted to find the right time to tell your husband, so why not April Fools? It was crazy and a little bit over the top, but then again- that was you. To be fair though, Chris had pulled some pretty horrendous pranks over the years. You could say you were only doing it as a way to get back at him for the time he visited you on your set and put a cockroach on you while you were filming a scene with Meryl Streep- an actress you so thoroughly admired- but hey, you weren’t the vindictive type.
“Do you think your son will divorce me after he finds out this is all just a prank?”
“No,” Lisa chuckled with a shake of her head. “He loves you way too much, and he’s going to be so happy about the baby news that- he’s not going to care about anything else.” You nodded in agreement after slight hesitation. “It’s April Fools and he’s a big boy, he can handle it.”
“I hope so,” you chuckled as you gathered the bundle of pink helium balloons. Lisa chuckled too as she grabbed her purse and headed towards your front door where loud knocking could be heard. “Could you get that, please? I bet it’s Scott, I hope he knows he’s not actually going to drive Chris’-”
“It’s not Scott,” Lisa cut you off as you walked around the corner; your eyes narrowed at the two police officers standing in your doorway with solemn expressions on their faces. “How can I help you gentlemen?” Lisa asked them. “Is there a particular person you’re looking for?”
“We’re here to speak with Y/N Y/L/N,” the taller male answered and you didn’t know to snicker or be genuinely concerned. For all you knew, they were part of Chris’ plan to prank you before you could him. “We have reason to believe that one of the victims involved in the accident on route six is your brother, Oliver Y/L/N.”
“That’s impossible,” you chuckled with narrowed eyes. “My brother’s out of town until the end of the month, he couldn’t possibly be in a car accident. Are you absolutely sure that he’s involved? Is there a possibility that you’re mistaken?”
“We are unable to identify the body, but his motorbike was placed at the crash site,” the shorter male informed you and your heart dropped when you remembered Chris had taken the bike- your brother had left at your place for safe keeping- this morning. “Do you know anyone with access to your brother’s bike? We could really use-”
“My husband,” you cut him off and you heard Lisa gasp. “My husband took my brother’s bike out this morning. Oh my God,” you breathed and felt the bundle of balloons escape your grip; they flew to touch the ceiling. “No no no,” you shook your head. “That’s impossible, Chris wouldn’t- he’s too careful on the- No,” another head shake. “It can’t be him, my husband is not dead!” You felt the tears spill out of your eyes.
“We’re very sorry to ask you to do so, but we’re going to need you to come with us to help identify the body.” The taller male told you and you quickly nodded, grabbing your purse by the door. You glanced over your shoulder at Lisa as you followed the police officers out; she was lost in her thoughts. “After you, Miss Y/L/N.” He held his car door open for you.
“Just give me a moment,” you told him and he nodded. “Lisa,” you walked over to her and took her shaky hands in yours. “We don’t know if it’s him,” your voice broke as you tried to reassure her. “Maybe he let someone else use Oliver’s bike after getting to the studio, or maybe the bike got stolen- I don’t- um- I don’t know,” you tried not to start crying when you remembered you were pregnant and your daughter might not have a father. “But we mustn’t lose hope yet because…” You trailed off, unable to find the right words.
“I can’t go down, Y/N,” she shook her head and you nodded understandingly. “I’m sorry,” she hugged you and you hugged her back, taking slow breaths to stop yourself from breaking down. “But you’re right, we don’t know yet.” She said as she pulled away; you nodded in response. “Call me as soon as you find out, okay?”
“Okay,” you nodded.
You left her at your house then got into the police car and let them take you to the crash site. You may not have been a religious person, but it didn’t stop you from praying. You couldn’t lose Chris, especially now that you were pregnant. You didn’t know what to do with a child, you had a child because of him- because you loved him. How were you meant to raise that child alone? How were you meant to look at your daughter and tell her her dad was the most amazing man you’d ever met and never let her meet him? How were you going to survive the rest of your life without the love of your life? Your hand rested on your stomach and you broke down crying, silently begging whatever greater being for your husband to be alive.
• • • • • • • •
The car pulled to a stop in front of a park; the same one where you and Chris worked together on screen for the first time, not that you were in the right mindset to notice. Your entire world had been rocked thanks to your husband and his insane plan to turn the tables on you, except his plans weren’t as easy to find out about as he’d confided in professional actors rather than family members. Of course he’d confided in Lisa and Scott- the two who accidentally let both your pregnancy and prank plans slip, but somehow managed to keep his to themselves- and they both told him it was a bad idea and that you were going to be pissed when you found out it was all just a prank. But did Chris listen? No, because clearly it wasn’t a bad enough idea if his mother and brother didn’t stop him from doing it. Plus- Chris knew you, you’d appreciate a good prank; he was ninety-five percent sure about it. If you didn’t- well, he had a spontaneous trip to Paris to make up for his insanity.
“Wait,” your eyes narrowed as the policemen got out of the car. One opened the car door for you and beckoned you out. “I don’t understand, I thought the accident was on route six.” He didn’t say anything, he just gestured for you to follow him. “I just want to know if my husband’s okay,” you told them and they both nodded.
Chris spotted you and the 'police officers’ approaching and he sat on your brother’s motorbike, laughing. It was pretty sick joke, yes, but he was so excited to celebrate the pregnancy with you that- he didn’t care. He knew when you saw him that you’d understand that it was just an April Fools joke and laugh because he’d turn the tables on you instead.
“Where are you tak-” You stopped yourself when you saw Chris, perfectly fine and in one piece. He waved at you with a cheeky smile; you were so relieved that you couldn’t think about anything else- like how it was just a stupid prank. “Thank God,” you breathed and ran towards him as he got off the bike. “Oh my God,” you threw your arms around his neck and he hugged you tightly, burying his face in the crook of your neck. “I thought you were dead,” you started crying out of absolute relief.
“Yeah, I’m not that easy to kill,” he chuckled. “April Fools, baby.” He said and you pushed him away, frowning. “What?” He laughed, grabbing his left breast. “I just elaborated on your plans a little bit. We’re in the film industry, I thought you’d appreciate the dramatics.”
“A little bit?!” You slapped his arm and he pressed his lips together, suppressing his urge to laugh. “They told me you were dead, Chris. Mine was just emergency room, yours was death! Death, Chris, death.” You emphasized and he nodded, chuckling as he pulled you into his arms for another tight hug. “What the hell is wrong with you?” You chuckled wearily as you hugged him back; you were too happy that he was okay to be mad about the severity of his actions. “No more April Fools for us,” you said, pressing your head against his chest. “We clearly don’t know how to prank each other, it’s getting a little much.”
“Okay,” he chuckled, kissing the top of your head. “I’m sorry, baby. I know it’s been a stressful day, my mom and Scott both said it was a bad idea.” You scoffed and chuckled at the same time; no wonder Lisa didn’t come down. “But hey,” he pulled the plane tickets out of his back pocket as he pulled away from you. “We can relax in Paris.”
“I was about to ask you how you were going to make up for this,” you smiled as you took the tickets from him; he chuckled in response. “Do you want to know how I’m going to make up for the prank that didn’t happen?” You quizzed, reaching into your own back pocket for the sonogram.
“I think I already know,” he smiled and placed his hand on your stomach. “They might have let the baby news slip too when they let your prank plans slip.” You chuckled and pulled the sonogram from your pocket, passing it to him. “I can’t believe we’re going to be parents to a baby girl,” he smiled at the sonogram then at you when you placed a hand over his.
“I know, right?” You laughed. “We are so immature and we’re about to be parents,” you said and he joined you in laughter. “Ground rules before the baby comes, no more pranks like these. No more dead or emergency room pranks because- it’s ridiculous and it’s irresponsible.” He nodded in agreement, chuckling. “I am so glad it was just a prank,” you told him and hugged him again. “I don’t know what I would’ve done if I’d lost you.”
“I’m not going anywhere, sweetheart,” he hugged you tightly as he whispered into your hair. “Not for a very, very long time.” You smiled and looked up at him. “I love you,” he smiled and dipped his head to meet your lips.
“And you’re lucky I still love you after that,” you bit playfully.
On this episode of “Make Everything About Your OTP”:
Here’s Damien Darhk holding Felicity’s mask up to Oliver’s, during Legends of Smoak. The camera zooms in a little too, because even in “Doomworld”, the villains (and cameramen) stay shipping Olicity (◡‿◡✿).
↳ A better look at Oliver’s mask and broken arrows:
piper halliwell meme → optional - scenes [4/?] ✘ payback’s a witch “Yeah, well, I’m sick and tired of all these reasons that don’t really make any sense. I mean, I barely understand it, let alone Wyatt, whose father is here one day, and then just disappears the next day. I mean, the kid’s a wreck. What am I supposed to do?”
“Everything you are doing, Piper. Living your lives, celebrating his birthday, never giving up hope. You know, he’s a good kid. He’s just acting out.”
guys, i’m still sitting and screaming because of this milestone??? i just wanted to take a moment to say that i love each and every single one of you so much and this means the world to me ❤❤❤ tumblr is truly one of my favorite places and you all make it that special place for me!!! so here’s to all of my faves and mutuals for sticking around and making this place feel like home!
really quickly, before i do the whole ff, here are a few shoutouts:
@goodformcaptainjones: thank you for being my friend since the fifth grade even though i fucking obliterated your trampoline the first day we met. you’ve been there for me through most of my life and i love you so, so much. you mean the absolute world to me.
@rentthewoods: giiiiirl you’ve been here for a longass time too!!! thank you for being the loveliest human being on the fuckin planet and all of the memes when i’m feeling down (still not thankful for that sin you sent me of dallon humping a guitar tho,,,,)
@madstheadventurer: thanks for being the funniest person that i’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing and for being one of my best friends!! your sense of humor and creativity has really influenced my own!! i miss and love you very much!! i can’t wait to see your films in theaters some day!!!!!!
@oika-cos: thanks for being my partner in crime and for many, many years of being best friends. i honestly wouldn’t know who i am without having you in my life and having had you in my life for so long!! you’re my writing partner and weeb buddy and those are two big parts of my life that i wouldn’t have without you!!! thanks for being my inspiration and also for introducing me to haikyuu!! and voltron and bts!!!!!!
@kyvber: thank you for always making my day better with your lovely asks and equally lovely personality!!! you’re honestly one of the sweetest people on this website and in the entire goddamn world and i’m so thrilled that i get to be blessed by your sweetness so often!!!! you deserve the entire world and more❤❤❤❤
and last but not least, @ahsoaka: we’ve seen some shit this year, my dude. from moving into a dorm room together to having late-night star wars marathons/conspiracy theory/quiz nights to making a good friend and then losing him and to a giant fucking rollercoaster of sexuality crises, you’ve been there with me through it all. i love you with my entire fucking heart and soul and i know that we’re gonna be like obi-wan and anakin (pre-ros lmao) for the rest of our lives. thank you for being my other half.
anyways, now that i’m crying, on to the actual ff!!
(i felt that i should only include mutuals in this, because of my mutuals being my fam, but i’ll have faves italicized! faves are people that i talk to sometimes and really like or just some mutuals who make me smile whenever i see their content on my dash :) )
Imagine your son watching his daddy, Chris, on TV.
A/N: Helloooooooo, I’m back with the mini series! The last mini left us with Chris and the reader having an adorable little boy; Jackson River Evans. This continues on from there, just a bunch of fics that show their daily adventures that come with parenthood. Hope you enjoy it. X (Here is the mini-series ‘Masterlist’, I’ll link it as soon as I get home.)
It was 11:25PM in the Evans household, after a long day of running errands with your very talkative and excitable son, one would think that you and Chris would be fast asleep. But instead, the two of you were sat on the floor of your living room surrounded by wrapping paper, ribbons, and a buttload of different toys, books, and clothes for your son’s second birthday tomorrow.
You’d planned to start wrapping around 8:30PM- Jack’s bedtime- but as always, neither of you could leave his side until he fell asleep which was three and a half stories later at 9:48PM. What made things worst was that he knew it was his birthday tomorrow and that his parents were staying up to wrap his presents and prepare for his party; the questions he tackled both of you with made for good laughs and weary head shakes.
“Do you want some coffee?” Chris chuckled when another yawn escaped you; you shook your head. “What about Gummi Bears?” You shook your head again. “What about both?” He suggested, smiling when you bit back your smile.
“No, I’m good.” You told him as you returned your attention to the half wrapped ‘Dancing Elmo’ in front of you. “I can’t have caffeine or sugar now, if I do then- I’m going to be up all night.” Chris raised an eyebrow, his facials saying “isn’t that what we want?” You chuckled, “are you that tired that you’ve forgotten what happened the last time I tried to stay up with the help of coffee and Gummi Bears?”
His eyes narrowed slightly as he thought back, it didn’t take long for realization to sweep over his face. “Ah, yes.” He chuckled, nodding. “I believe I called it The Rise and Fall of Y/N.” You nodded with pursed lips. “I honestly thought you broke that day, was going to call Kevin and Robert to set me up with another girl.” You rolled your eyes. “Preferably one that doesn’t go on a caffeine and sugar high so she can pull an all nighter on her script, only to talk my ear off with her random epiphanies instead.”
“Jerk,” you tossed a toddler size version of Chris’ favorite pair of shoes at him. It hit him in the chest and landed in his lap, but he was too busy bellowing with laughter to bother retaliating. “Shut up,” you laughed softly, throwing the other shoe at him. “You’re going to wake Jack up.”
“Okay okay,” he softened his laughter, wiping away the tears that had formed in the corner of his eyes. “Hey, these are cute.” He said when he picked the shoes up off his lap. “They look exactly like mine, how did you-” He looked up at you and you smirked, shrugging. “You’re going to make him so happy.”
“I know,” you smiled. “He keeps asking me to put your shoes aside for him so he can wear them when he’s older, he gets so mad when he sees you wearing them because he thinks they’re his now. He keeps telling me that you’re wearing them out.”
“Trust me, I know,” he chuckled. “He gets so passive-aggressive every time I have those shoes on. Like the other day, he told me my feet are too big for those beautiful shoes.” You both laughed at that. “And just today, I found him hiding them under his bed. Honestly,” he shook his head, smiling, “that boy is an odd one.”
“Children are a reflection of their parents,” you teased.
“Yeah, I know,” he nodded then smirked as he said, “have you met his mom?”
“I’m running out of soft things to throw at you,” you threw a Mickey Mouse plush ball at him. “Can we get back to it now?” You asked, beckoning at the pile of unwrapped gifts; you were starting to regret offering your wrapping services to your family and friends who were out of town and couldn’t make it. “We’re going to need at least some sleep if we want to get through a two year old’s birthday party tomorrow.”
The both of you returned to wrapping and a comfortable silence filled the air. It wasn’t until you got through your fifth gift, and Chris his fourth that you both realized there were sounds coming from upstairs. You glanced behind you then turned back to Chris whose narrowed eyes were looking at the archway leading to the hallway where the stairs were.
“Did you leave the TV on upstairs?”
“No,” you shook your head. “I haven’t been upstairs since-”
“Jack,” you both concluded in unison, heaving a heavy sigh.
Chris made his way upstairs with you right on his heel. The closer you got to your bedroom, the louder the TV got. Chris looked over his shoulder at you, mouthing “is that?” You nodded, chuckling when you realized Jack was watching one of his father’s old interviews with Jimmy Fallon. You both poked your head into the room and saw Jack snugged in the middle of your bed with Dodger under his tiny arm. He was always so mesmerized by his dad, or you, being on TV that he’d fail to notice all else, like the two of you in the doorway.
“Bud,” Chris called and Jack flinched, “what are you doing out of bed?”
“I’m not out of bed,” he gestured to the fact that he was in your bed, grinning cheekily.
“Let’s rephrase,” you stepped in, chuckling, “what are you doing out of your bed?”
“Well, I…” he trailed off, turning his attention back to the TV because he didn’t want to miss a second of his dad.
You and Chris shared a weary look then shrugged and joined Jack in your king sized bed, each on either side of him. Dodger shuffled, moving to rest his head on your lap. You smiled and stroked his side, leaning down to whisper into his floppy ear “thanks for looking after of our little handful, sweetheart.”
“Shhh,” Jack pressed his tiny finger to his lips.
“Oh, please.” You chuckled. “Like my whispering-”
“Seriously, shh,” Chris shushed you too, pointing to the TV. “You’ll want to listen to this part, it’s super sweet.” A smug smirk formed on his lips because you’d already seen it before and you already knew it was super sweet. “It’s about his wife and kid.”
“And I’m the kid!” Jack gasped excitedly and climbed out of the covers so he could crawl closer to the TV. You were about to reach and catch him when Chris got to him first; the last thing you needed was your son ruining his eyes like you did as a child.
“You’re not going any closer to the TV, bud.” Chris murmured into his soft locks. “The last thing we need is you wearing glasses too.” Jack still tried to wiggle out of his dad’s strong grip and Chris frowned. “Jack, stop,” he spoke in a firmer tone and Jack immediately stilled. “Either sit here with me or go to bed.”
“I’ll sit here with you,” Jack nodded, leaning back against his dad’s chest.
“Not bad,” you mouthed, smiling at Chris who was tipping his imaginary hat; he was getting a lot better at controlling Jack. Usually Jack would just ignore Chris and continue his defiance until you stepped in and dropped the hammer, but not so much anymore. You turned your attention back to the TV when you heard your name.
“I believe congratulations are in order, you and Y/N are now parents to an adorable boy.” Jimmy said and the audience cheered; Chris smiled as a photo of you carrying Jack, who was only eight months then, popped up on the screen behind him.
“That’s me,” Jack giggled excitedly; both you and Chris chuckled.
“Jack, right?” Jimmy asked and Chris nodded. “He is a beautiful baby.”
“Thank you,” Chris smiled. “Yeah, he is a real looker. His smile just lights up the room and his eyes are bluer than mine,” he chuckled softly. “But I mean-” he glanced back at the photo, his smile growing even wider. “I didn’t really expect anything less. Look at his mom, she’s beautiful and perfect and- he’s just a splitting image of her.”
The interview touched your heart like it did the first time, you smiled and reached over Jack to press your hand against your husband’s face. He smiled and turned his head, kissing the palm of your hand. You pulled your hand away and returned your attention to the TV.
“It must be very hard for you to be away from home at the moment,” Jimmy said and Chris nodded, pouting adorably. “And how is Y/N handling Jack on her own? She’s always said that between the two of you, you’re better with kids.”
“That’s-” Chris chuckled. “No, Y/N is fantastic with children. She just says she’s not because she’s overly modest and she likes her 'I-don’t-want-kids’ reputation, but honestly- if you see her with kids, you can tell that she is nothing like she portrays herself to be. She is just the sweetest, kindest, most gentle person when she’s around kids. Well,” he chuckled, “the good ones anyway.”
“And Jack’s one of the good ones, right?”
“Definitely,” Chris nodded, smiling. “I was FaceTiming with Y/N yesterday and she’s been telling me all about how he just sleeps through the night and eats whatever she gives him. He’s a very easy baby, like she hasn’t even had to call our moms for backup yet.”
“I’m sure you must be very excited to get back home to them,” Jimmy put another photo up on the screen behind Chris; it was one of the three of you and Dodger that Chris tweeted out for Mother’s Day. The whole audience awwwed at the photo, making Chris smile. “I mean- that is a sweet family waiting for you.”
“Yeah, and I’m counting down the days till I see them,” Chris admitted with a soft chuckle. “Only a couple months of press left and then I’m back in Boston for a long break until the next part premieres. But by then, Jack should be old enough to fly so they can come out and visit me while I’m doing press around the world.”
Jimmy smiled, “once again, congratulations. If you’re watching this, Y/N, Jack is beautiful and I am so happy for you guys. The first part of Avengers Infinity War is out in cinemas now, be sure to watch it. Chris Evans, everyone!”
You expected Jack to clap and when he didn’t, you looked over to find him fast asleep in his dad’s arms. “I guess he woke up and just wanted us to keep him company until he fell asleep again,” Chris whispered and you smiled. “I’m going to go put him to bed.” You nodded and yawned as he rose to his feet with Jack in his arms. “And you should go to sleep too, I’ll finish up downstairs.”
“We’re a team,” you told him and rose to your feet, following him with a hand on his lower back. “I don’t sleep until you sleep.” Chris smiled and wrapped one arm around you, pressing a soft kiss to the top of your head as the two of you made your way to Jack’s room.
A/N: Look at me, uploading a chapter at a reasonable time! I hope y'all enjoy this trash 😙😙💕
“A lie that is a half-truth is the darkest of all lies.” ~ Alfred Tennyworth
“Sometimes our balance has to be upset and our course reset in order to help us navigate to our final destination. This is my final destination and where I was meant to be.” ~ Ella Dominguez
“Oh, Sir, don’t you know that on the edge of fear is where trust grows?” ~ Ella Dominguez
You and Dwight stood there in silence, looking at eachother, both of you trying to process what happens next. You placed your fingers at the bridge of your nose, pinching it, trying to bring yourself back to reality. You leaned back against the wall.
“We’re you serious, or just saying something to get off the hook?” You asked.
“Like I said, I have an idea.” He said, taking a step forward, “Meet me outback near the trucks in 20 minutes.”
You nodded and headed down the hallway with him before splitting up. You walked back into the yard, looking around for any sign of Negan, mainly to avoid him. You didn’t understand why he was putting half of the blame on you, and the more you thought about it, the angrier you became. You walked inside the cafeteria, still needing to check on your workers, you spotted David talking to Brian behind the counter. David turned his head seeing you walking over to them, you motioned for Brian to leave as he turned towards you.
“How’d it go?” David asked non-chalantly.
“Don’t fucking ask. I’ve gotta leave and help Dwight look for Sherry.” You sighed, glancing into the back of the kitchen, you were thankful to see Katherine and Ben doing their work. That was one less thing to worry about.
Hey everybody!! I just surpassed my 500 milestone so I thought I’d do a little follow forever and show a little love!! Thank you all for following me whether you’ve been here for years or just hours :) I appreciate all your likes, reblogs, tags, asks, replies, and kind messages! You guys make this place what it is and you make this experience a good one for me <33 Thanks for putting up with my constant bullshit and shitposting, I really do appreciate it! *muah!!*
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