i will make a url joke

moodboard based on url

yes thats right im making moodboard aesthetics based on your url. if your url is fandom based perfect, if its not its okay, ill make a moodboard based on what i think of when i see your url or through browsing your blog. 

  • must be following me, this aint free labour (im actually joking i never check who follows me or not so its all up to you)
  • send me an ask with one song, it could be anything, current or not (this wont affect your moodboard i just need song recs)
  • reblog this post, its free advertising for me (im joking i just want a lot of moodboards to do so spread the word)
  • it might take me a little while to do all of them, ill be doing them slowly but i will do all of them
So this is the Bullshit


I don’t believe in call out posts. I think they’re unnecessary and usually create a tidal wave of drama over a misunderstanding or an issue that might have been resolved with a simple click of ‘unfollow’ or block’.

This is one of those instances where it is necessary. Where the actions of one person are genuinely harmful and quite likely malicious and it’s actually impossible to know the extent of everything they have done.

Before I proceed, I want to make it clear that I do not condone sending this person hateful asks-or, indeed, any- asks about their behaviour. If you wish to unfollow or block them-or not- then that is your business. But I did not make this post to encourage spiteful behaviour.

I want to thank everyone who contributed to this post, whether it was sending me data, good vibes, proofing or just cheering up my cranky butt at varying points between now and April. Without further ado:-

This is a callout post for user Vallanoble, for actions spanning back to February of this year.

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The general attitude towards “su criticals” is profoundly odd to me for three main reasons

1. People seem to be under the assumption that folks are dedicating their life to hating on this show. Like, I cant speak for everyone but most people just enjoy talking/joking about the show in a critical manner. If youre not into it, avoid it. Blacklist tags n urls. Block people. It isnt that complicated

2. People are upset that it had a dedicated tag and people have blogs for it?? Uh?? Like, if anything thats CONSIDERATE if you dont like it?? It makes it easier to seek out or avoid depending on preference

Like… ppl get hate and shit if they post it on their mains, ergo they sanction it to a sideblog. Its not. Its not that important yall…

3. Yall ever seen a movie review? Critisism exists for everything and complaining abbt critisism in spaces dedicated to critisism is beyond ridiculous. Like ???

callout for puromputo (and his alter)

hi, i should’ve done this a long time ago. callout for saku.

we (the people he abused) request that people do not make jokes about this, as it makes us uncomfortable. we can joke about it since we are victims, but please respect us when we say we don’t want memes/jokes of our situation.

edit: he is @twilightrecord and his supposed alter’s blog is @iignispuer.

edit 2: he’s changed his url to @sldon.

edit 3: he has moved again, this time to @tagahiraz

tw: pedophilia, abuse (sexual and emotional), guilt tripping, manipulation, invasion of privacy

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Ok so major vent/fuck coworkers post because I swear if I don’t I’m going to punch this fucker’s teeth in. Its long without a tl;dr so im sorry viewers

There is this slimey mother fucker at my work… lets name him Graig… and he is that insufferable “teacher’s pet” kind of person (read as: the store manager’s bitch), and hes that fuck that will kiss everyone’s ass and act really nice and polite but then actively talks shit and tries to snitch on u for something u may or may not have done the moment ur back is turned. But he talks the most shit on people who are “in his way” (ie: people whi arent managers but are still in a higher position than him) and he actively tries to sabotage blue shirts because he thinks that if the one in front of him is gone they have no choice but to make him a blue shirt. In every case he successfully pisses off a blue shirt to the point they leave, my manager just hires another blue shirt

Here’s a little segway to explain how the heirarchy of Dankin Doodoos works. At the top of a specific store is the manager who wears a red shirt in the middle are the shift leaders who wear blue shirts and at the bottom are the crew who wear white shirts

Now backstory for Graig so this will make sense: at this point he is a White Shirt and hes pissed because he is p much the store’s bitch and all he does is complain about how he doesnt have a Blue shirt, how he deserves a blue shirt even tho he takes waaaaay too many short cuts, actively ignores when Blue shirts ask him to do something or tell him to move to a different station, actively creates and perpetuates rumors to cause discourse, is very rude to customers, didnt know how to do most stuff that ur p much supposed to learn in training, literally fucks up most of his drinks, etc the list goes on and on for why he shouldn’t have one and shouldnt even work here for that matter and we were all even told by our District Manager (a big higher up) he will never have a blue shirt. I came to work at this location after him but as a whole I was an actual manager at my old store so i was immediately put in a blue shirt position. He was not happy about that one fucking bit. I didn’t care. I was nice to him, hoping if i didnt give him anything to bitch about hed eventually fuck off and do his goddamn job.

Now onto the reason I say fuck Graig. I used to stream myself playing video games on twitch on my off time from work, which was A) a great stress reliever and B) something I’ve wanted to make a career for a while now. My manager knew I used to do this because I’d gush about how much I loved doing it so much. Id given a lot of my coworkers my twitch url and told them to come watch some time and it was all fun!

But then one day my manager calls me into the office (with, of course Graig pretending to need shit out the office every 5 seconds so he can eavesdrop) and she tells me that someone had sent the url of one of my stored videos on twitch to my the district manager. It would have been all good, because i literally never say anyone’s name and i never say i work for Dankin, it was just a fun stream i did with my friend and honestly my hair was long and i look way different with my hair pulled up so i might not have even been recognised so any of the foul language and dicks and stuff i joked about wouldnt have even mattered. But of course they absolutely had to try and get me with something, so they saw my shirt, which said DankinRonpa (a parody of Danganronpa) on it with a bear on it was close enough to the Dankin Doodoos design that I was representing my location and decided that everything i was doing was inappropriate so I was literally almost fired. And my district manager even made the comment that she had saved the url to my page so that shes going to check in from time to time to make sure im not doing anything inappropriate. Thankfully my manager saved my ass by pointing out it was a first time offense, i didn’t know that my shirt would let people know where i work, promised it wont happen again etc etc

I was so upset i still havent back streaming because im terrified shell keep her promise. So now if i want to continue streaming i have to abandon my current twitch channel (and all 200 followers) and start fresh.

Of course after my shift is over my actual friend that worked there at the time also as a blue shirt let me know that Graig decided he had “had enough of me” and decided to prove that he had “eyes everywhere” and sent the link to my district manager.

And the kicker? The real fucking kicker? He got a job as a assistant manager at a dollar corporal and he had put in his two weeks in the same fucking email he sent my twitch url in. He legitimately had no fucking reason to do it other than to be a petty piece of shit.

Oh and even after he left, he kept calling the store, asking whoever answered the phone how much they were making, then told them they could make more at his dollar corporal like are you fucking serious? And what hes doing is trying to convince people to leave their job here and to come work under him. And from what the other managers say, its because he acts like hes a fucking bigshot and yells at everyone and hes already driven off half the staff.

And wouldnt you know it, because of that they severely cut his hours to the point where he came crawling back this past week. But because right now, my store is so severely understaffed because all the hires have additudes and refuse to come in on time, they damn near handed him a blue shirt.

But he always nags me when i dont let him touch my drawer or count the safe, or let him in drive thru. “Oh why dont you trust people?” And then try to guess why: “is it that rumor i heard about you getting in trouble over youtube?” And honestly that pisses me off even more because he was there when i had the conversation with someone esle i worked with and even asked questions about it, so he knows. And one of these days hes going to catch me when im not in uniform and not in the store and im gonna whoop his fucking ass if he doesnt leave me alone

Hi all, I’m gonna talk about something serious for a second, if you all will indulge me.

I just had to block someone who recently followed us because they had H*tler in their URL. I want to state that we have 0 tolerance for things like that. I do not care if it was “just a joke” or “it wasn’t meant like that”. It’s still the name of a vile creature who took the lives of millions, we should not be desensitizing or trivializing it. I want to make it clear that we will not tolerate any kind of hate on this blog, whether it has to do with religion, race, gender, sexuality, etc.  This is a place where all are welcome, except those who spread hate and ignorance. It is simply not acceptable. 

So, if you think I am over reacting or are fine with people using slurs (that are not reclaimed/self identifying words) or hate symbols on their blog/in their URL, please unfollow us. 

Sincerely, the Jewish AF creator of this blog, Mod Lafayette

THE TRUTH ABOUT ACACIA CLARK/BRINLEY OF WATERCOLOR

I think possibly people have tried to write the whole story of Acacia but they’re still a lil opinionated. I’m going to try to write the whole thing (bear with me!!) 

Back in 2011 Tumblr was a little less known and there was a gigantic “quality” phase. Acacia came onto the scene posting selfies under the name of “lets-snuggle” using a high quality camera. (Hence the name quality.) 

You can’t deny she’s pretty. So because she was a quality blog and was pretty, she gained followers and got really famous. She started dating tumblr user mleting (a cute guy named Jake.) He was pretty famous on the site, so she gained even more followers from that.

Really late at night one day a picture of her in her bra was posted onto her blog and she asked people to call her for whatever reason. (It’s this picture if you’re curious).

This is when she started getting hate. People started calling her “acunta” and making jokes about her itty bitty titties. Basically this is where the hate for her being a whore/slut started. Jake called her to tell her about the nudes. Essentially this is the reason that he broke up with her– even though she denied the nudes and said that a guy from her school posted them. Her first hate blog was made (l0lsummer69, though i think the name was different then.)

She changed her url because of the hate– to callmegiraffe. Apparently it was because of her stuffed giraffe, but it also gave a nod to the people who said she looked like a giraffe.

She dyed her hair brown. 

She kept doing things that were deemed “slutty” by her haters– I guess you could say they were. She apparently gave a guy a handjob while a movie was playing in the theater.

She, uh, posted a pictures like these.

Basically it just damaged her rep a little more. 

She kind of changed her style after that. The quality era of Tumblr kind of faded, and people were going vertical. So did she. She mostly wore her hair straight, and wore lots of snapbacks and sweatshirts. She was little less girly at this point.

She decided that she was famous enough to have a meet up, like many people on Tumblr do, to meet her fans. It was at the Mall of America but she was devastated because only one girl came. She basically just hung out at the apple store and took videos (a lot of blogs on tumblr have them.)

So she became sorta friends with that one girl for a night and slept over and they went on tinychat. She put the link on her tumblr like 80 times. That was a bad idea.

She did shots of vodka and posted more questionable pics.

…Basically this is where everyone lost all their respect for her and she became known as a certified whore.  

After that she dyed her hair blonde and became super girly again. 

At the time her best friend was Casandra Ashe, a sweet girl. For seemingly no reason she friend-dumped Casandra for the Youtube Crew. 

Then she went through this awful goth/experimental phase documented in a video where she tried to cover a song. 

She was dating this guy Zack at the time. She also met Lindsay Demeola, who she introduced to Sam Pottorff and Kian Lawley. She broke up with Zack and started dating Sam, but it was pretty obvious she wanted to date Kian. He didn’t like her, though.

Basically he thought she was using Sam for fame (she did gain a lot from him) and in the end this ruined the friendship between Kian and Sam. Their fandom, the “Lawlorffs” started to hate Acacia– this is where she gained the reputation of making fandoms angry and ruining them. 

At this point Kian and Lindsay also got close and Acacia got mad, further giving evidence that she was using Sam and wanted Kian. She 

Lindsay answered a question about it on Tumblr after Sam broke up with Acacia and started dating Lindsay. (It gets a little confusing.) She was pretty Tumblr famous too.

She did some damage to her rep on Sam’s Twitter by being rude to his fans.

She also posted pictures of her self-harming on Twitter. Whether she really does or doesn’t is still unclear, but people think that she doesn’t because both Lindsay and Sam, two people she was close to at the time denied it. It was pretty obviously at the most scratching. However, she still stuck to her story.

Even her mom supported her by posting this screenshot on Instagram. She got some backlash and doubt because people wondered why she didn’t give her help/rehab/therapy or whatever. 

Her old boyfriend Jake (melting) from her tumblr days said his opinion on her.

Sam broke up with her and he started dating Lindsay.

She dyed her hair black for like 2 days. 

This basically marked the end of her Tumblr days because around that day her tumblr was hacked and changed to victoriswhat. She basically became more focused on Instagram and Twitter and became super famous on there. On Instagram she was very obvious about liking cats and her fans started calling themselves her “kitties.” She overdid it a little.

She also started showing off how skinny she was. 

She also kind of got a catchphrase, “stay weird.” Her fans started calling her an inspiration even though she didn’t do much. 

Although it was a little annoying, imo it was probably her nicest and cutest phase, she didn’t shoot her mouth off and was overall kinda nice. 

She posted tons of cute selfies. 

She was really girly and wore a ton of Brandy Melville. 

She started dating Steven (@dartle on instagram) who was a really devout Christian. She also became friends with another really devout person, Lizze Broadway. So she was God-loving too. Wore a ton of crosses. 

She also ate a lot of Taco Bell and started getting free food from them.

She friend-dumped Lizze because she thought that she was being used for her fame (sound familiar?). She started a little band called Girl Squad with two other girls then realized they were using her too. 

For a little while, she was also the spokesperson for a failed social network called Pheed. She stopped using it after like 2 days.

By this time she had also remade her tumblr, but didn’t use it as much. She stated that she was 2 weeks clean from cutting.

After she and Steven broke up, she kinda lost grip on herself and got super into bands. And the boys in them. Basically, she was hella desperate. 

She had an ongoing obsession with Cody Simpson and kind of manipulated people into thinking that they were close. 

She got hate for copying Alli Simpson.

She also got hate for getting to go backstage to an EMBLEM3 concert when she wasn’t a “true fan”. She was linked to a member, Keaton Stromberg, for a little bit. She bragged about it on twitter.

Apparently she also got to go to One Direction. 

Acacia posted on twitter/instagram that she was invited to be a brandy melville model, and people believed it. She heavily documented it on social media. But later it was revealed by one of the models that she just invited herself, which was a little weird. It made sense because Brandy never actually featured her pictures.

She still made a huge deal about it.

She dyed her hair brown and bought a penny board. Most people thought it was because she had her eye on 5SOS’ Michael Clifford/Ashton/Luke Hemmings. 

They started following her on twitter then soon unfollowed. It was rumored that she had Michael and Luke’s numbers. 

She dyed her hair red and got a nose ring. She was super into bands now. She always wore band tees and got quite a ton of backlash for it.

One night over summer (like August) it was apparent that she was at the 5SOS house. 

All hell broke loose when people noticed that Luke had refollowed her that night. But then 5SOS posted a tweet insinuating that someone had broken into her house. It was all really confusing and honestly what made the 5SOS fandom hate her. 

On Tumblr she said that she didn’t have either Luke’s or Michael’s numbers. 

She got a really long red weave in September and went full indie/punk/whatever. It was unclear. But she acted like she was super into gaming and anime and generally “geeky” things. 

She got her weave taken out.

 By this point she’s now really good friends with Lindsay again, but they’re kind of on and off and can be really nasty to each other.

For a little bit she dated TC Carter from After Romeo– possibly. He’s 21.

Around the end of her relationship, she announced she was going to Digifest to perform with her band WaterColor. At Digifest 2013 (December) she performed “Stick Around” with them and it was really awkward because her voice was small and she had some of the worst attempts at stage presence ever. She also tried to hang out with more famous people like Tyler Oakley and Troye Sivan, but they downright ignored her. She said hi to Kian Lawley and his girlfriend Andrea Russett but they gave her a dirty look back. 

Oh yeah, and by this time she had a new black weave.

She got some ridicule about her band because she asked applicants to include a photo of themselves. She also classified them as punk when really they were generic bubble gum pop. 

They released their single Stick Around on Jan. 6 2014 and it climbed to #32 on iTunes. Acacia was really trying for top 10 but that didn’t happen. The only reason it got to 32 was because a bunch of kitties had caused a large influx in buying the song. The next day it tanked to 80 and by the day after it was off the top 100.

She also got really into the movie Frozen. 

She started uploading way more onto her YouTube.

She and TC broke up from distance.

She also started working out. Before, she had been pretty famous for being naturally skinny. She still eats a lot though.

She got hate for unneccessarily showing off her cuts. It was again brought into question whether she actually did cut or not.

She announced she would be going on tour with Watercolor and Hollywood Ending– a little puzzling considering they only have one song.

In January both Acacia and Lindsay had a gigantic falling out. They had always been on and off before, but the subtweets to each other exploded. Acacia tweeted that she was going to a party with Lorde there, but that night she didn’t go. This set off a gigantic series of subtweets to her friends, including Lindsay throwing shade back at her. This wasn’t new:

They never really had a healthy relationship. 

In the midst of the subtweets, Casandra stepped in on the side with a big burn.

But for the first time since they were friends they were directly tweeting each other mean things. The tweets were deleted soon after.

Acacia also uploaded gigantic rants onto Twitter about her haters, friends, etc. and made it clear she “wasn’t jealous” of them or that she wasn’t getting left out. It’s unclear whether she’s telling the truth.

And to add icing on top of the cake, Acacia uploaded a video in late January called “Ask Acacia.” Someone asked her who the last person she texted was and she bleeped it out because “people would get mad.” She blatantly said Michael Clifford and smiled, but it’s possible she was making it up like she did with Cody and had a backup plan if she was getting accused by MC himself. 

Jan 26th, 2014

anonymous asked:

Any advice for new langblrs? I've had my blog for months but still less than 10 followers. :(

Hi! Sure, I have some tips:

  • It is easier to other people to find your blog and identify it as a langblr if the url contains the word “languages”, “polyglot”, or something related
  • Tag your posts with tags such as #polyglot #languages #langblr so that your blog will appear in search results and it will be easier for others to find your blog
  • Write your native and target languages somewhere on your blog to make it easier for other people who speak/study those languages to follow you
  • Make your own content: vocabulary lists, grammar explanations, resource lists, masterposts, study tips, moodboards, memes, jokes, playlists, personal language learning journal entries, etc.
  • If you want others to be able to contact you and send you messages and questions make sure your ask box is open in the blog settings
  • Communicate with other langblrs: tell them you love their blog, react to their posts, ask them questions, offer to help them or be their study buddy, take part in their langblr challenges and events, tag them in your posts, ask them to give you a shout-out, etc.
  • Be kind and respectful to other langblrs and your followers

I hope this helps. Welcome to the langblr community!

Dear Munchkins!

Hello my beautiful Munchkins! I had to take a few days off due to an overzealous follower. Even though they didn’t actually track me down they started trying to find me on other social media accounts by lowkey stalking innocent bystanders and people who they thought were me. Here’s the thing I love you guys so much. And I don’t mind sharing myself with you. But please allow me to share myself with you in my own time. The internet can be scary, and my fellow bloggers @2thrive @blameitoncamren and @singasong17 can vouch for how scary the situation got. The person even threatened to cut themselves after I deleted my account. I want to continue to share this amazing journey of love and exploration with you guys but please offer me the same respect and privacy I offer you. And to the @anon trying to find out who I am. I’m Nikki…aka Dean Munch. That’s all you need to know for now. I’m sure you’re an amazing person and you are still one of my beloved Munchkins. Please don’t hurt yourself EVER…don’t even joke about that. And please respect my privacy. I love you guys and I’ve missed you guys like crazy. I want to give a special shout out to @2thrive for holding down my Munchkins and answering their questions when I had to abruptly delete (my gf made me😩) my account. You’re the real MVP!😋😘 And also @blameitoncamren for being my backbone and support system and encouraging me to take this much needed break while also keeping me posted on Camren news. And @singasong17 you are always a breath of fresh air and I swear we think exactly alike and that’s why we can joke back and forth with our blog posts. You were one of the first camren blogs I followed and you really motivated me to make my own camren blog. Love you guys so fucking much. Finally to my Munhckins, I have been going through withdrawals not having your random asks in my inbox. I miss our lit conversations!😎😏🔥 @truluvproof is my new blog URL but I will always be your DEAN MUNCH and you guys will always be my MUNCHKINS!💕💋 Let’s keep this love and positivity going. If you love LOVE and sharing good vibes only follow me again, flood my asks and let’s continue our journey together. Sincerely, Nikki aka Dean Munch🎓 (When you follow me drop a 🎓 in my asks and I’ll follow the first 100 Munchkins who do. 😘)

Originally posted by emceehoover

anonymous asked:

is sncwbcyheretostay your blog?????

PSA NO THIS IS NOT MY BLOG 

okay after talking i’m going to make a quick post about this lmao!   if you see this please like this so i know you’ve read it because this is really blatant copying and theft of my original character. whoever this is needs to stop immediately whether this is a joke or someone trying to get 15 minutes of fame, but beneath is more information and screenshots on the matter!

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all jokes aside, but making a sideblog to spew hate is very weird and worrying. i’m not saying her url or directing you to her blog, because it’s actually really sad. the severity that people go to, to convince themselves ‘kaisoo is just a ship’ is something i’ve never seen before. and i was in the db.sk fandom with yun_jae shippers and antis! it’s not just the idea of kd being tgt that scares them. it’s the idea that their fave is nonstr8 that also really really scares them. it’s the idea that ji stans think ks isn’t good enough for him and will ignore ks interacting with him completely.

the arguments against kaisoo in general are the same: kxk was announced! and real!, ji nor ks aren’t nonstr8, stop assuming!, and shippers are delusional. yet here they are again. but it’s very interesting, that they want to convince others to believe in their own narrative. it shouldn’t be that important to them. but it is. and that’s very telling.
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And Jimmy said, “Tell me, do you believe in God?”
And I said, “Only if you believe in angels.”
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valaraukars  asked:

ungoliant for the blog meme 🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷

  • their blog url: theveryhungryspider
  • the kind of posts they reblog: SO MUCH FOOD PORN
  • the first person they followed: Morgoth
  • what kind of theme they’d have: Black on black on black (I have seen people that have actually done this and why?)
  • what kind of text posts they make at 2am: ‘1st age problem but what the fuck is this nowhere will deliver me pizza like yes it’s 2am but this is not the Void, I thought Arda was a civilised place jfc guess I’m just gonna have to eat instant ramen and Daughter #241 like an animal