i will have an army!

thegaywasian  asked:

DUDE NICE FIND W/ THE KNIFE

Right?! It’s so nice, though I still have a soft spot for my little Swiss Army knife.

I’m also glad to find the headlamp. I gave away my old one to my host family in Morocco.

why do i have this feeling that i forgot something at home ?

OH SHIT I LEFT THE OVEN ON 

WAIT a second … I don’t even cook LOL my bad , anyways if something happens i’ll just blame Jin

Trouble in Canada

Request: “I’m your husband, it’s my job.”

a/n: I hope you enjoy this itty bitty 10 page writing that I’ve been working on for a few days now ! 😉 ALSO @whitechocolateperfection wanted some angst so I wrote some angst and I hope y’all enjoy and I’d love to know your thoughts!!!

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“I’ll see you at the next session?”

            You picked your head up from rummaging in your bag and smiled at Ethan, your cooking class instructor, “My husband might be back in town, but I’ll see,”

           Ethan nodded his head steadily.  After a while of looking at each other, you diverted your gaze down towards the wooden table.  You saw his tapping fingers slowly make their way towards your hand that was rested on the table.

           Quickly, you moved your hand, and placed your engagement and wedding ring back on your left hand.  You did’t like cooking with your rings on in fear that they could fall down the drain if you were washing your hands, “Uh, Thanks for the lesson, I’ll see you later.”

           You heard an audible sigh escape his lips, “See you next week, Mrs. Mendes.” 

           As fast as you could, you scurried out the door and saw your friend, Jessie, waiting for you outside.  She saw your flustered expression and smirked, “Looks like the teacher has a crush on the student.” 

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Sometimes I miss you more than I love you. And if I close my eyes and think hard enough, you’re right there next to me. Smiling that goofy smile that I love so freakin much. And then i can hear your voice promising me we’re going to be okay. And I believe it, even with tears in my eyes, I believe you.

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How to avoid an awkward situation by Min Yoongi Genius: Rap Agust D.

IT WAS YOONGI’S TIME TO FREAKING SHINE AND HIS MIC WASN’T WORKING WHY Y’ALL DO HIM DIRTY LIKE THAT OMG

I’m so so so so glad he’s back healthy and happy tho I missed him soooo much ヾ(*´∇`)ノ

anonymous asked:

I can't believe no one has been / is in love with Bellamy Blake. It's not realistic.

Gina Martin

Clarke Griffin

Me

Bellamy fans

Bob Morley

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: the man of uncle bombed in the box office it has a total estimated budget of $120M and total gross is only at $100M and that means warner bros will most likely not do a sequel which sucks because the movie was great i mean not award-winning great but greatly enjoyable with great characters that break stereotypes and cliches especially in the spy movie genre and among other things, there is a bpd character, the female characters are strong badasses in their own right, and the two top male spies from russia and us have a serious debate about fashion designers like nothing. it is not the thing that will be an iconic fave or cult classic because it was not meant to be one. it is a simple enjoyable ride, the kind that you want to ride over and over again and tell everyone about because it's THAT fun. it's very satisfying but also very unsatisfying because it will leave you wanting to see 5 more movies with those characters, in that guy ritchie cinematic style but you will cry because it is severely underrated and ignored and because of that you won't get the extra five movies you so deeply need.
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Look at what I’ve seen in just a 7 sec vid 🐥🐰🐥🐰

the usual pattern🌼🌺

Kook’s imma-just-glance-a-little-bit

Min’s hmm-I-see-you-there-jungkookie

Kook’s oops-I-got-caught-gotta-turn-away-and-act-like-nothing-happened 😶 

Not so smooth, Kook ah~ xD

Late

Request: Shawn comes back from a celebrity party really wasted and Y/n worries and they get into an argument but the make-up and y/n is all like “You smell like a wet dog” / You’re seriously like a man-child / “You cannot banish me! This is my bed too!”

a/n: hiiii!! this is just a little short one but i hope y’all enjoy it!! i’ll be watching the grammy’s tonight so if you’re tuning in as well we should chat about it! i have a really busy few weeks coming up so i’ll try and get more writings up as soon as i can! but school is my top priority! i hope y’all are having a nice end/start to your week!!💜💜💜

           It was after three in the morning when you heard the door unlock to your apartment.  Shawn wasn’t very careful going about his actions either.  You heard him fling his shoes off as they loudly came in contact with the floor, you heard him stomp down the hall until he paused his movements for a moment.

           There was a part of you that wanted to be mad at him. He promised he wouldn’t some home late, yet here he was trailing in after three in the morning.  But then again, you knew he was out having a good time with his friends.

            He walked into the room, trying to be quiet, which backfired on him when he opened the door too fast and fell face first on the floor. 

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