i will give u my lifes savings

andreil going on roadtrips is literally??? just the?? warmest thing ever????? they werent able to do it before, for spring break, because of all the bad stuff that happened…but just imagine like sometime in the summer. for 2 weeks or so they get to be together, alone, free of worry leaving it all behind ((including kevin much to his distaste bc he didnt want to have the court so far from him but hes able to stick with his dad so its ok. also andrew pulled out the knives))

  • having just the road beyond them!!! they travel for hours with no real destination in mind, only the feeling of being able to be with each other like this 
  • with their fingers loosely laced together in the middle of the console and the windows down with the wind blowing through their hair. sometimes neil will stick his head out to really breathe in and feel his blood rushing because freedom is right here in front of him in the palms of his hands and it feels so good
  • andrew glances at him before turning back to the road again and his heart is clenching and burning with this entirely new feeling because neil still feels like a fucking pipe dream even though he is right there with him. and he always will be.
  • after a while they’d stop at a rest area, or maybe just the shoulder of an empty road. andrew would step out and go to neil’s side and lean against the hood of the car while lighting 2 cigs
  • they both breathe in the smoke while they lean back to stare at the starry sky which is extremely clear without light pollution, except its only neil doing so, because andrew is staring at him from the corner of his eye instead
  • the awe on neil’s face makes the realization hit him that he’d burn down the world if that meant nothing would ever be able to take this away from him again ((am i speaking about neil’s happiness, or neil with andrew? ;)))
  • this muddles his thoughts and almost melts his fucking brain, so much that he has to ask “yes or no?” and pulling neil in by the collar of his shirt when he whispers out a “yes. always yes.” and biting his bottom lip for the last of it in retaliation which makes neil smile against his mouth
  • they spend nights in shitty motels with junk food and candy surrounding them on their bed, courtesy of andrew
  • theyre wrapped in blankets like a cocoon and sharing kisses and nuzzles to necks and soft touches like hands running through hair, warm hands on the back of necks and sometimes barely-there fingertips grazing up and down arms when andrew is comfortable with it
  • neil will send a pic of them on the balcony with the sunrise behind them to the foxes’ groupchat and everyone dies from it. andrew is glaring at neil and flicks the ash of his cig towards him and neil just smiles
  • neil would want to go on runs in the morning, to stick to routine, to sometimes push away nightmares he had the night before, but in the end he will always come back to andrew because he knows he no longer has to be actually on the run. and andrew will be waiting for him
  • and he is, with takeout breakast and a 2nd cig in between his fingers for him, and the steadying presence with the feeling of home
  • they dont exactly have plans for their days, just whatever comes to mind and whats easy, either lazing about watching boring movies with andrew’s legs thrown across neil’s lap or andrew slowly taking neil apart bit by bit with hot hands and harsh kisses. it all works for them
  • ((once neil asked if he’d wanna go running with him sometime and maybe check out whats around and what to do and andrew just stares blankly at him like ‘are you kidding me’ and neil has the audacity to laugh))
  • and even after many years that pass they’ll still take these roadtrips, a lot of them on a whim just to get away from everything and to wrap up into each other and feel how they still fit together like 2 pieces of a puzzle even after all this time
  • until the end of forever

my sister recorded hoseok giving me a hand heart kiss (i was 2 distracted by this literal angel to even try to record it) and let me tell u he shines a million times brighter in real life and will save ur life by just looking into ur eyes i was a broken down mess after this i have waited 10000000 years

8

I’ve been giving it a lot of thought and I have realized that you are my Kryptonite. Me? Oh, uh… No, I mean, my feelings for you. I’ve never felt like this about anyone in my life… I didn’t know that there were this many feelings to even be had.

“He died with honor, struck down by Oakheart. I couldn’t save him, but I managed to take Oakheart’s life while he was still gloating over his victory.”

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JIN

YOUR WORSE THEN NAMJOON

i don’t mind people finding out

pancakes

you ruined my pickup line

unrelated topic, did you like what you saw ?

okay, i give you permission to kill him, but please wait until thursday

guess who loves you

DO YOU NOT WANT ICE CREAM ???

i take you out one time and suddenly i’m the local delivery guy ??

YOONGS

i am not cute

i don’t want to talk to you anymore

come help me out here ?

if it makes you feel any better ur a great chair

roasting u is like the best part of day

i need lady stuff

what happend to the yoongi who doesn’t take shit from anyone ?

are you texting me song lyrics ?

come to the studio and sit on my lap

text me, call me, email me, send a letter; for all i care it could be by pigeon

i promis i only type like this when i like the person i text

completely giving up, starring me.

he’s just not hitting anything other then my knees

i was thinking about making out with you all day

not the pillow part you one celled creetin

lets get another doggo

HOBI

fuck the fuck off

can i have like five of you ?

ur so pretty

have fun with math

but hobi wants some love

that’s cuz im trying to communicate with u

jung hoseok you’ll be the death of me

i wanna kiss your face every time i see you too

you know i support everything you do right ?

BOYS WILL EAT YOU ALIVE

where did all that wisdom come from ?

JOON

you still up ?

yeah i can rap like the entire thing

right, and what does your mom call you ?

sure, have fun with my bra’s

that’s because you don’t speak korean

i see you’ve had a few drinks


CHIM

ur such a loser

but you dont like shopping

the disrespect in this one is strong

it was supposed to be a surprise

you mean my singing ?

he’s just jealous his dongsae had a child before him

very funny babygirl

we’ll go wherever you want

dont mess with me park

you’re like a candy bar jimin, half sweet half nuts.

TAE

Hey ! i bought you ice-cream

the inventor of snapback look™

tae don’t you think the pillow wall is a bit of an overkill ?

thank god at least one of you know how to make a move

you’re not disappointing anyone by eating breakfast and lunch

did you do the english assignment ?

it’s just like 99.999% your fault

THIS IS A SHARED DORM


JK

wassup dudette

ayo ladies and gentleman

send nudes

what are you doing right now ?

look how cute we are

i just have a strong disliking to your personality

i like our bickering

babe i need your opinion

i’ll buy you food for a week if you tell me i’m your favourite

you could pay me a million and i still wouldn’t consider it

i didn’t want to leave your side that night because i wanted you to feel safe

stop kicking my chair

what does oppa mean ?

i miss every little thing you do

i’ll give you three breadsticks and a goat if you give me jimin

in your dreams

jk he’s not lord voldemort

ALL

you act like you’ve never been shot before ! gang au

but did you die gang au

hold on imma go beat his ass

yeah and i’m just implying that i want to take you out on a date

what are you an owl ?

jin just made the worse recipe ever and i doubt he put ANY effort into it

i don’t like going outside

we bangtan 6 now

absolute soul mate has 16 letters and so does fuck jungkook asap

confess or i’ll set your mattress on fire

you’ve both got the same mental age

i told him the only thing smaller then him is his dick

this bitch gonna die tonight

you are pure evil

i’m so whipped, this is incredible

for now i’ll have your lovely messages to look forward to

how is it you’re the smartest and dumbest person i’ve ever met

namjoon i will call your mother

so when are y'all getting kids

i like to send nudes ok ? if that’s my biggest flaw i think i’m ok.

if you were any thicker you’d look at the weather app outside

i’m going to jail when i see his ass

don’t start with me pindick

when u gotta kill your hyung

i must have saved a country in my past life to deserve you

i’m not related to you anymore

we don’t want him

he really wanted to be in the picture

softie.

i can’t believe you saw mini nochu

i gain 3k for every shirtless picture

i’m running out of options here

the power of jjang jjang man

next time you plan on rapping verse1 invite me

i’ll tell them to stop bothering you

okay, but if it attacks my dog i’m giving it to jimin

CRUSH CANCELLED

VIDEOS

footage of me at the club

footage of me at a house party

footage of me in the kitchen

HOW TO TREAT UR BITCH RIGHT: A Guide by Tamlin of the Spring Court

Hey everyone, it’s Tam. Me and my girl Feyre got the best love story of all time! I just got her back at my court, so imma tell you how to treat your bitch right like I’ve treated mine! (:

  1. If ur bitch about to die for you, don’t do nothing brave, just sit there idly and watch shit go down. lol you could get hurt brother! 
  2. Let’s say you manage to escape ur captor for like one night. What you gonna do? YOU GONNA GET THE BOOTY. that’s right my guy!! i mean it’s not like u and ur girl aint already done the do, but like if u wanna leave a good impression before she risk her life for u… give her Tamlin Jr lol
  3. when ur bitch bout to get her neck snapped, don’t do nothing brave, just sit there idly and watch another man jump in and try to save her. bc yo… u gonn be so tired after watching everything for days ://// like u already tried to give her one last night of magic sooo oh well
  4. If ur bitch gets up in tha middle of the night and vomits and has nightmares and shit, don’t wake up and help her, she’s independent, she can take care of herself
  5. ur bitch cannot take care of herself. lock ur doors. leave her with some toys and servants. she’ll be ok
  6. if ur bitch loses a bunch of weight all of a sudden, compliment her diet!! she look hella good
  7. ***IMPORTANT!*** if another man who wears the same fukin emo outfit every day made a bargain to take ur bitch on a bad vacation every month and she come back lookin healthier, its a trick.. he tryna fuk!!
  8. even tho ur bitch may have won a bunch of crazy ass trials and saved ur ass, she cannot defend herself 
  9. if your bitch tell u she ran away out of free will, its a trick
  10. if an evil king offers help get ur bitch back, take it bc he’s super trustworthy (worked for me lol)

Thats all for now! I’ll be back with book 2 soon!!

anonymous asked:

Can you list these top five Josh days?

I hadn’t really thought about this when I wrote those tags but fuck yeah I can

I kept it down to fansigns and performances cause it would be impossible to choose otherwise lol but I give you, in no particular order, my top five Josh days

1. That one recent performance in Thailand that changed my life, aka the day I literally saved 60-something pictures of josh, one after another

todayjisoo

attaboy

2. The aforementioned day: a pretty u fansign where the styling was really nice all around, the lighting was good, we got some great jihancheol, and Josh’s hair was short

withjosh

oneday

3.  THIS ONE DAY DURING AJU NICE ERA. SHIT. He ascended to another level this day like what the actual heck

topstarnews

xportsnews

4. He looked perfect the entirety of Mansae era so idk here’s a day when he looked especially radiant

Proofer

xvii:sual

5. This one predebut performance where he looked like some kind of mafia boss??? What is this fresh hell? All i know is that i need him to wear big leather jackets a lot more

White Night

fineav 

So there’s five! I could do a long honorable mentions section too, there’s so many other days!!!

thanks a lot to @rockmymansae for helping me with this <3

some AUs i'll never write but definitely want to read
  • ‘we used to be in a band but you left bc you despise the music industry now we’re world-famous i wrote a song abt missing you i hope you get lonely when you hear it on the radio bc THAT’S HOW YOU MAKE ME FEEL YOU ASSHOLE’ AU
  • ‘we’re new roommates and someone told you i’m at the hospital you panic and then you remember i work at a hospital’ AU
  • 'you are a selfish, parasitic, amoral person who has done unforgivable things why did you give up your life to save mine’ AU
  • ‘you live across the hall and you’re in your underwear every time you open the door it’s so frustrating stOP SMILING OH GOD I CAN’T EVEN LOOK AT YOU IN THE EYES’ AU
  • 'we were childhood best friends who meet again and have to work together we used to be v close and i actually lov– hey why don’t you remember me at all did you get amnesia or something’ AU
  • 'you’re an atheist and im a conservative gay catholic you’ve never been a jerk abt my faith and u even wait for me outside the church every sunday i really appreciate it’ AU
  • ‘we’re both travelers and i hate how you speak the native language so well where are you staying btw do u want to make out’ AU
  • ‘it’s raining hard and i only have my designer coat then you, a savage person in a truck, came along and now i’m soaking wet do you know how much this coat costs’ AU
  • who am i??? what happened?? ??? well mate, i’m just a loyal bar patron and a total stranger whom you kissed and asked if i wanted to see your butt last night’ AU
  • 'i had a terrible day and i’m on the bus stuck in heavy traffic you’re waiting for your ride outside and we have a staring contest then u blink and smile like the big dork that u are i cant believe i smiled back’ AU
Dating Park Jimin Would be Like

guys help this squishy boy i DIE INSIDE AJHFAKDJA HE’S SO CUTE DID YOU SEE THE DAMN HALLOWEEN PRACTICE FOR 21ST CENTURY GIRLS NOT ONLY IS THAT MY FAV SONG BUT AHH CUTIE ALERT BOOTY ALERT

  • ALRIGHT FIRST THINGS FIRST
  • he’s S U C H a switch
  • and i don’t mean that just in the sexual sense
  • literally one day ur gonna get cute squishy shy chimchim who kisses u but giggles and can’t look u in the eye
  • the next HOUR he fukcin gives u a lap dance or some shit or just like undresses u with his eyes and licks his lips and flashes his tummy all the time like damn dude can you c h i l l
  • but most of the time u get darling sweetie pie Jimin who loves to cuddle and hold u close 24/7
  • i dont think he would be as touchy as Taehyung just bc Tae has No Shame when it comes to his gf but then Jimin is a Smol Shy and wants to love u but he gets v v shy and embarrassed 
  • not bc he’s embarrassed to be around u or to love u but bc he’s still kinda insecure about himself 
  • bc ur so ethereal and beautiful and kind and all around a Total Package 
  • and he doesn’t feel like he brings much to the table
  • which when he gets in lil sad moods bc of these feelings u make it ur NUMBER ONE GOAL to cheer up ur darling Squish 
  • if he’s feeling bad about not having abs for the fans then you go online and show him all the comments about how they love him when he’s chubby
  • and u tell him that it doesn’t even matter what they think bc you love him chubby and you love him the way he is with no changes to anything
  • but if he really wanted to, you would offer to go work out with him to keep his spirits up and he would a d o r e that
  • u probably would die from trying 2 keep up w him and he would have to piggyback you home and put u in a warm bubble bath to ease ur aching muscles but its the thought that counts and he really truly appreciates how much effort u put into him and doing anything to make him feel good about himself
  • when he wants something really bad u get the dreaded Puppy Eyes and you can’t escape them
  • U and Suga both mope over that fact that u both are weak for park Jimin
  • being besties w Taehyung and going on dates with Jimin and Tae just tags along
  • the first few times he does this ur worried about him being the third wheel but it ends up that you’re the third wheel lmao Vmin am i right
  • you can never stay mad at him for very long and vice versa he could never be angry at you for more then 20 minutes max
  • when you argue its over little things like him leaving his wet towel on the bathroom floor or you leaving stuff like yogurt out of the fridge too long bc u forgot about it
  • and even when you have more serious fights where doors are slammed and there are raised voices and he has to leave your apartment for some air and time to himself to think
  • he always comes back even if it’s at 2 AM bc he just CANT go to sleep without apologizing and telling you he loves you bc anything could happen and he doesn’t want his last memory of you to be an argument should something bad happen to you 
  • like that is his worst fear that he would be away on tour and something would happen like you would get in an accident or the saesangs would attack you stuff like that
  • and those fears would pop up in his head every time he left the apartment when u two fought and he would forget how to breathe until he snapped out of it and fuckign SPRINTED his ass back to your place
  • and he would burst into your room (bc he used his key okay he didn’t kick down the door. u gave him a key after the second time he did that)
  • and he would see you laying on his side of your shared bed, curled up in a tiny ball, a pile of tissues in the trash can next to you, and tiny sniffles and hiccups coming from you every once and a while
  • Jimin would ever so quietly walk around to the side of the bed and kneel down in front of you, and his heart would just break
  • you had messy hair, your face was covered in dried and fresh tear tracks, and you were holding onto the little stuffed kitten he had won for you on your first date
  • he would start crying as well and he wouldn’t want to even dare to touch you because he didn’t feel like he deserved to hold you if he had caused the person he loved the most so much pain
  • but you would say fuck that and throw your arms around his neck and he would break down and start sobbing into your neck, wrapping his arms so tightly around your waist and drawing you so close to him you two were almost one person 
  • and the two of you would just rock back and forth until you both calmed down and gave makeup kisses
  • and then comes the makeup sex ;)))
  • SPEAKING OF THAT IT’S YOUR FAVORITE TIMEEEE
  • so i see a lot of conflicting things on here
  • either he’s Mr Dom, second to Namjoon(who i firmly believe is 100% DADDY but that’s for another time) or the Subbiest sub to ever sub.
  • and personally i think he’s a switch? it really just depends on his mood
  • like i probably have said that for every one of these that i have done lmaoooo but seriously 
  • it just depends on his mood either he’s kissing you gently and his touches are so soft and he’s taking you so slowly and lovingly and caressing every inch of your body, practically worshipping it as he kisses every inch of skin he can get his lips on
  • or he’s fucking smacking your ass as he takes it from behind and pulls your hair while dirty talking you
  • there’s just no in-between 
  • except for maybe morning sex bc he would want you to take over in the morning and be on top but damn he wants to touch you so bad
  • ur sex life can be described as Mindblowing 
  • bc with his dancer hips and his stamina and your ability to toughen up and take it for as long as he wants to you
  • most of the time you can’t actually remember what happens bc it’s so amazing lol 
  • he’s pretty vocal but not as much as taehyung lmao the only one louder then Tae is Hobi(of course) but he’s a pretty close 3rd 
  • he strikes me as a moaner and a whiner? sometimes he groans when he’s close to finishing but usually he’s a p consistent moaner
  • MESS ME UP MAN PARK JIMIN IS FUCKING ME UPPPP
  • he’s v cuddly like i said before
  • his favorite this is pillow talk
  • after yall are done w ur thing he likes to draw patterns on your bare back while you lay on his chest, nuzzling his neck and you have to guess what he’s drawing on your back
  • literally when i say he loves pillow talk he LOVES IT
  • like Jimin basically has sex w u, not just bc ur the bomb dot com w a smoking hot booty but bc its so he can just bask in the warm afterglow of your lovemaking session but also talk about serious things and silly things and the in-betweens 
  • this is your guys favorite time to talk about the future
  • he shyly tells you that he wants to marry you someday and he almost launched himself out of bed if u hadn’t tackled him and gave him lots of kisses 
  • it’s nothing permanent yet, bc he’s still really focusing on BTS promotions and growing as a group and as a dancer and singer with them 
  • but you don’t mind him taking his time and waiting for him
  • and he loves that more then anything 
  • like to him that’s the biggest sign of love you can give him is just being patient and waiting for him with anything you two do
  • Jimin would try to be almost as dedicated as you to your relationship as you were
  • bc he feels like it’s the only way to pay you back for waiting for him to have time for you while he’s working 
  • if he’s away on tour over your birthday or your anniversary or something he’ll arrange it so that he can send something to you can be face timing you as it arrives at your door so that he can watch your face as you open it
  • facetimeing 24/7 when he can’t be there with you
  • no matter if you’re texting, calling, face timing, or seeing each other in person he NEVER fails to tell you he loves you 
  • you come with him to inkigayo once and almost cry backstage when BTS wins the first award for their comeback song 
  • and he runs backstage to you after its all over and he picks you up and spins you around in a hug and gives you kisses and Jimin is looking up at you from under those long lashes and he just pushes some hair out of your face and when he puts you down he gives you a promise ring he was saving for your 2 year anniversary but he just couldn’t wait
  • Jimin has you wrapped around his finger but he never really realizes it bc he think that he’s wrapped around your finger and it’s true u could ask this boy for the moon and he would give it to you and he could ask for the sun and you would get it for him
  • his love is intense at times but it’s sweet and kind and gentle in the best possible ways 

end my life this series is making me slowly lose my mind
also i feel like these scenarios are slowly getting longer?? idk guys give me some feedback here ro send me some lil prompt ideas!! i love doing reactions but i haven’t done any in a while. 
<3 you! ~Admin Hedgehog

i find it sooooo funny when your own peers will judge you for not knowing exactly what you want out of your degree or your future like someone will ask me what my “plan” is and i’m like i don’t really know man….and they’re like oh…wow….well good luck with that haha! :) i expect that kind of judgement out of old folks but it’s just an extra shock when it comes from someone my own age, as if they have life figured out any more than i do. picking a major and having a “plan” doesn’t guarantee you anything at all like if u think for a second that your “plan” gives you any more of a shot at being successful than me you’re living in a fantasy. u can save the pitiful “awwww it’s ok you’ll figure it out just like me!” for someone else bitch i’m good

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #4

-THE EPISODE NAME(2 HEARTS) REMINDED ME OF THAT SONG ‘ONE LOVE’ BY BLUE
- I FEEL LIKE ITALIAN GUY™ SHOULDN’T WORK AT A HOPITAL LIKE I JUST IMAGINE HIM IN A COFFEE ADVERT OR DANCING IN A BALLET
- I CAN JUST IMAGINE HIM PRANCING AROUND IN A BALLET, IT JUST SEEMS RIGHT
-IS THAT A MOTORCYCLE HELMET I SEE CAN THIS WOMAN SO EVERYTHING I NEED A FAN I AM GAY 4 CHEEKBONES
-FLORAL DUDE™ LOOKS LIKE MY SISTER AFTER FRESHERS WEEK I’M DEAD
-ITALIAN CHEEKBONES IS GOING DOWNHILL SO FAST IT’S ALMOST LIKE I CAN SEE THE QUICKSAND
-FLORAL DUDE™ GIVES 0 FUCKS TODAY
-ALSO GAY 4 ZOSIA LOOK AT HER CHATTING TO THAT COOL OLD MAN LIKE SHE CARES FOR THEM ALL
-BUT LIKE ALSO I LEARNT THAT POTATO TRICK IN YEAR 3 ZOSIA GO BACK 2 SCHOOL AND LEARN PROPER SCIENCE THIS MEDICINE SHIT WON’T HELP U IN LIFE
-LOVELY LESBIAN LADY™’S FRINGE IS E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G
-“I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO” LIKE IDK MAYBE SERENA CAMPBELL ;)))))
-IS SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE A BOTTLE OF SHIRAZ IMAGINE LLL™ DRINKING IT AND THINKING OF SERENA AND BEING ALL ‘I WISH I WAS HOME BUT I’VE GOT 2 DEAL W/ THE STRAIGHTS’ BULLSHITE’
-OH FUK OFF RIC LLL™ HAS GOT EVERYTHING IN ORDER DON’T EVEN TRY IT UNLESS U WANT 2 CATCH THESE HANDS
-CHEEKBONES™ LOOKS AT NEW KID™ LIKE HE’S A BOTHERSOME FLY
- MO BEING ON CHEEKBONES™’ SIDE LIKE YAS SISTERS STICK TOGETHER SISTERS OVER FRIES OR WHATEVER IDK IT’S SOME STRAIGHT NONSENSE
-WHY IS THIS WOMAN TALKING WHILST HE IS PERFORMING SURGERY ON HER?? I WOULD BE LIKE FUCK NO I’LL JUST NOT DISTRACT U FROM SAVING MY LIFE
- RIC GIVING THIS TALK ABOUT NO DISTRACTIONS AND LLL™’S LITTLE LOOKS AT HIM AND THEN MINI MORVEN SHOWING UP THE WHOLE SCENE WAS GREAT
-NEW KID™ IS STILL SO DESPERATE FOR VALIDATION
-WHEN CHEEKBONES™ SAID BE VERY CAREFUL WHO’S SIDE UR ON I THOUGHT I SAW NEW KID™ PHYSICALLY GULP
-I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT JUST IMAGINING NEW KID™ RUNNING AROUND WITH THAT HEART ALL AROUND THE HOSPITAL MADE CRY WITH LAUGHTER I DON’T KNOW WHY HELP ME
-LLL™ WITH HER FEMININE INTUITION MADE ME MELT PHYSICALLY
-CAN U BELIEVE LOVELY LESBIAN LADY™ INVENTED PARENTING
-CHEEKBONES™ IS ME WHEN UR IN A GROUP PROJECT BUT U DON’T TRUST NO ONE SO U HAVE TO OBSERVE EVERYTHING THEY DO JUST INCASE
-SHE GOT HANSSEN THERE AS WELL I’M DYING
-STOP TRYING TO GET INTO CHEEKBONES™’ GOOD BOOKS ITALIAN GUY™ GO AND DO A BALLET OR SOMETHING #CHEEKBONEZ
- WAIT DOES HANSSEN SHIP ITALIAN CHEEKBONES
-“YOU 2 VERY CLEARLY WORK WELL TOGETHER” ARE U SEEING THINGS MATE BECAUSE I DON’T THINK THAT WAS THE CLEAREST THING I’VE SEEN TODAY I MEAN FOG HAS BEEN CLEARER THAN THAT
-SOMEONE GIVE HANSSEN A PERSCRIPTION FOR HALLUCINATIONS BECAUSE HE IS SEEING THINGS
-JESUS RIC LIKING YOUR JOB ISN’T THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD COME ON NOW
-WHEN ITALIAN GUY™ SAID “A WORD OF ADVICE” TO NEW KID™ I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO SAY “STOP SUCKING UP 2 EVERYONE”
-NO BUT HE’S LOOKING FOR SO MUCH VALIDATION FROM ITALIAN GUY™ I’M STARTING 2 THINK HE’S GAY #ITALIAN KID ??? BUT NAH WE ALL KNOW HE STRAIGHTER THAN A RULER SO
-CHEEKBONES™ AND SHORT BLONDIE ARE THE FLORAL GUY™ PROTECTION SQUAD THIS IS THE MOST COMPASSION I’VE SEEN FROM CHEEKBONES™ EVER
-“DEPRESSION IS JUST MY PERSONALITY”
-WHEN ITALIAN GUY ™ SAID “IN THEATRE” I GOT CONFUSED AND THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER TYPE OF THEATRE THIS JUST PROVES HE LOOKS LIKE HE SHOULD BE IN A BALLET OR SOME SHIT: JUST NOT A HOSPITAL
-YES CHEEKBONES™ UR TOO GOOD FOR HIM
-I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED CHEEKBONES™ SPEAKING ITALIAN BUT SHIT I DID
- JUST IMAGINE HER SPEAKING ITALIAN TO ZOSIA IN BED I’M SO GAY FOR CHEEKBONEZ LIKE THEY’VE ONLY HAD 2 SCENES TOGETHER BUT LIKE I’VE JUMPED ABOARD THAT SHIP
-AND I THOUGHT THE BIGGER THING WAS FLORAL GUY™ WAS DYING BUT NO HE STEALS SHIT THIS WAS THE MOST SURPRISING THING I’VE GOT FROM HOLBY SO FAR
-JUST STAY ON DARWIN U LITTLE SHIT IF U MESS UP LLL™ ’S STORYLINES U WILL CATCH THESE HANDS
-HONESTLY CHEEKBONES™’S REACTION WAS MINE LIKE COME ON NOW WE KNOW UR GONNA BE BACK IN 3 MONTHS AFTER FUCKING UP AAU
-WAIT ISN’T ZOSIA HIS GIRLFRIEND AND HE DIDN’T TELL HER FIRST COME ON NOW SON FIX UR ACT
-THAT LITTLE WINK AT THE END MADE ME SHIP #ITALIAN KID ??? FOR ABOUT 0.1 SECONDS
-SERENA WHERE U AT GIRL WE MISSES U YEAH COME BACK WE LIKE U LOTS & LOTS

dyzo2015  asked:

this isnt actually a question but i wanted to thank u for your music, it saved my life. thank you.

and I wanna thank you for listening, you give me a reason to stay alive, if it wasnt for you guys i wouldve killed myself a long time ago.

James Imagine 5

Request: Do you think you can do a James Potter x reader? With then like just laying in bed on a Sunday morning and he starts singing “Sunday candy” and then she joins in? Like can it just be fluff? Please? Thank you! Xx

I was having SO MUCH trouble writing this!  thank you sm to @justasadlittleblogger, i really don’t know what i’d do without you, vix. She wrote a detailed outline for this and i built off of it, so go give her a follow!! she’s starting an imagines account!! 


James sighed and looked over at you looking through his bookshelf in his Quidditch jersey. You had stayed the night after Gryffindor had beat Slytherin, and had ended up just wearing his jersey to bed. James shuffled around a bit, hoping to get you to turn around at the noise so he could have all of your attention (as usual). When you didn’t notice him moving around, he decided to find another way to gain your attention. He remembered the muggle song you’d showed him before, Sunday Candy, and jumped up to grab the record you’d left last week. He slipped it out of its case and put in on the record player. The song began to play and you turned to him holding a book and rolled your eyes smiling. Then, in a horribly off-tune voice James began to sing along, “she can say in her voice in her way that she love me.”

You quirked an eyebrow.

“With her eyes,” James continued pointing at his eyes.

You giggled at your boyfriend and he walked closer to you, still singing, "with her smile,” he grabbed one of your hands and rubbed his nose on yours, laughing.

 "With her her belt, with her money” James stepped away and rubbed his fingers like he was asking for money.

You marked the page in your book and but it down.

“I am the thesis of her prayers, he nieces and her nephews,” James continued, “are just peices of the layers.”

You laughed and he grabbed both of your hands.

“Only ones she loves as much as me are jesus christ and taylor, I got a feature,” James sang, outlining his jawline, “So im singing for my grandma you singing too  but your grandma aint my grandma.”

You laughed at his horrible singing, "mines is hand made, pan fried, sun dried, south side and beat the devil by a land slide praying with her hands tied,” James put his hands up like he was praying.

“President of my fan club sayin’ t’ her something told me i should bring my butt to church.”

Then your sweet angelic voice filled the room, “you gotta move it slowly,” you said, grabbing him by his shirt collar, leaving him almost speechless, "take and eat my body like its holy.”

James leaned in closer to you, his lips almost touching yours, mesmerized, and you both whisper to the song, "I’ve been wating for you for the whole week.”

James was about to let his lips touch yours when you pushed him away last minute and sang out loud again, dancing around, "I’ve been praying for you you’re my sunday candy." 

James laughed, shaking his head, somewhat surprised at your effect on him and watched you singing and dancing, "You goota move it slowly take and eat my body like its holy ive been waiting for you for the whole week.”

You got closer to him and he joined in with you, both of smiling like total idiots and about half a centimeter away from each other, “I’ve been praying for you, you’re my Sunday Candy…” Your lips were about to touch James’s when you heard clapping and break a part.

 "You guys sounded amazing!” Sirius applauded.

“Sirius they were having a moment,” Remus whisper-shouted at Sirius.

“Ohhhhh,” Sirius winked, “Let’s just.. go then,” he finished with a knowing smirk

You and James’s foreheads rested on one another and you picked up right where you left off, "I’ve been praying for you.”

James smiled and you laughed, “you’re my sunday,” you were as close as possible to him as you can get without kissing, "candy.“ 

You let out a breath and melted into each other.

"GET SOME PRONGS,” a muffled voice (presumably Sirius’s) shouted.

"Guess you’re my Sunday candy?” James questioned, smiling and ignoring his friend.

“Guess I am.” 


okay this actually came out kinda super cute!! thank u sm again @justasadlittleblogger u saved my life!!! go give her a follow!!! requests are open!! ships are closed!! I’m making my way through them i swear there are just so many!!! 

anonymous asked:

Okay idk if you're interested but there's this rad show out there that's called Prehistoric Park and it's like a dude who can go back in time with a portal (not doctor who) and saves dinos and stuff to give a better life in this park and it's awesome and idk bye

ARE U PERHAPS REFERRING TO PREHISTORIC PARK WITH NIGEL MARVEN BECAUSE THAT WAS MY SHIT AS A KID

anonymous asked:

your yoosung art gives me life but i just love all your coloring and agggh ur one of my inspirations omg sorry for being so awkward i just love ur art,, so have u ever thought about yoosung x zen? literally ys and anyone gives me life lol

more like haSn’t cheritz thought about it

I think they’re really cute! I have these saved on my phone haha does that answer your question (´∀`)♡   

you’re not awkward at all no worries! ♡ but honestly i agree, all yoosung ships are great. Yooseven just happens to be my favorite so I end up getting more easily inspired to draw them all the time.

The Difference

Fanon Sophie: LOOK AT ME CASUALLY RISKING MY LIFE LIKE THE DAREDEVIL I AM BECAUSE I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL WHATSOEVER
Canon Sophie: I,, will save the elves and the humans with my f i v e special abilities because this,,, is what I was made for,, but I’m not the Black Swan’s p u p p e t,,, look at F I T Z ‘ S eyes *blushes*,, I can’t do this a l o n e,, I need and appreciate aLL of my friends,,, except not dex lol

Fanon Dex: shannon why won’t you give me more page time and my name is not deck it’s dexter alvin dizznee which spells dad did you know that
Canon Dex: I’m sorry Sophie… oh you refuse to forgive me? That’s okay I’ll just hang out in the background for the rest of the series :)))))) *cries internally*

Fanon Keefe: hello my name is keef and I’m a literal piece of trash
Canon Keefe: I may have betrayed everyone but *finger guns* *cracks jokes* *runs hand through hair* I know my love,, Sophie will forgive me no matter what because I’m just great that way *cracks another joke* *dabs*

Fanon Fitz: I’m a gay trans boy and I love my boyfriend Deck and I’m sorry I actually have no characterization past this
Canon Fitz: *blinks* oh look Sophie blushed I WONDER what that means

Fanon Biana: lmao stand back everyone I got this because I can kick ass in heels and a dress and winged eyeliner and I don’t need any of y’all
Canon Biana: Sophie… *wipes palms nervously* will you… be… my fr-friend?

Fanon Tam: *wears Hot Topic* *applies eyeliner* *is a soft emo child*
Canon Tam: guys please remember that I dipped my bangs in molten silver for no reason other than to say ‘screw you’ to my parents also DON’T ANY OF YOU DARE TOUCH LINH THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE

Fanon Linh: LOOK A PUPPY CAN I PET IT TAM PLEASE
Canon Linh: I AM THE GIRL OF MANY FLOODS *creates hurricane*

Fanon Wylie: I frolic in the meadows. I radiate pure joy and happiness. Flowers bloom where my feet step. The sun rises and sets at my command. I am a god.
Canon Wylie: *unconscious*

omg so when i was at swco i was expecting u know.. some bad.. elitist, douchebaggy kind of fans, right. 

and instead i met some of the sweetest people ever? like i have rly bad self-esteem issues w/ my looks and like 10 people called me anything from cute to gorgeous. some professional photographer even like.. asked to take a pic of me and i wasn’t even a cosplayer? some guy walked by me, stopped and was like “wow. you are absolutely adorable” and walked away not even waiting for me to respond. i just. never ever ever expect that kind of thing so i was smiling all day

THIS WAS SO RANDOM SORRY i just like the idea of everyone giving each other random compliments. u have no idea how much it can make someone’s day and stick with them