i will follow you holmes

I need to expand my horizons. This is going to be a long list but if you blog about any of the following, I would greatly appreciate if you liked or reblogged this post.

  • Sherlock Holmes (ACD canon, Elementary, Ritchie, Granada, Sherlock)
  • Doctor Who
  • MCU
  • Sanctuary
  • Pushing Daisies
  • Dead Like Me
  • Hannibal
  • Continuum
  • Orphan Black
  • Neverwhere
  • Good Omens
  • Welcome to Night Vale
  • Game of Thrones
  • Cabin Pressure
  • Eragon
  • Murdoch Mysteries
  • In the Flesh
  • A Series of Unfortunate Events
  • AMC Humans
  • AOS Star Trek
  • Star Wars
  • Avatar: The Last Airbender
  • The Legend of Korra
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It’s a delicate homeostasis. It doesn’t function properly
if    there    are    two    Holmeses    and    no    Watsons.

if you post any sherlock / hannibal / one direction / lana del rey / larry stylinson / american horror story / grimm / supernatural stuff please like or reblog this so I can follow you. I need to revive my dash

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My @madmaxsecretsanta Gift for @bassfanimation​!

Sherlock Crossover AU! :D Which works surprisingly well…

I was tempted to do Max as Molly here cuz we’re both Sherlollians, but I felt John fit Max here a teensy bit better if only for his military background, supposed leg problems and short sidekick height fashion sense. It also made for a quicker read. And of course, Sherlock!Furiosa, who would be hella in a belstaff coat. The bromance is strong with these two.

More food for thought:

- Miss Giddy as Mrs. Hudson! (Or Keeper of the Seeds if only cuz I find it hilarious for her to go around saying “not your house keeper!”)

- Valkyrie as Irene Adler

- The Ace as Inspector Lestrade

- Nux as Bill Wiggins

- Slit as Anderson (lol what a loser)

- Toast as Sally Donovan (I think their feisty personalities match)

- Angharad as Mycroft Holmes

- Joe as either Moriarty or Magnussun

- Maybe even Jessie Rockatansky as Mary Watson?

- Cheedo might be cute as Molly…

ALTHOUGH I think it could also be easily Max Hooper. In terms of personality I do feel that Max relates to Molly on a slightly socially awkward and stutter not-good-with-words way but would do anything for Furiosa and would totally keep a personal blog of his Dog. AND because deep DEEP down we are Sherlolly Trash–

BONUS:

I couldn’t resist.

MERRY CHRISTMAS BASS.

keepmyserenity  asked:

Hello, mollyhall. Does your heart ever hurt? Not like... the internal organ. The other one. And for no reason at all, it just... does? What do you do when your heart hurts?

hello, moonbird. yes! sometimes my heart hurts for no reason. i think everybody who is alive in the world sometimes has their heart hurt for no reason, or at least no reason that they can point to and be like, “HEY, BUB. WHAT IF YOU CUT IT OUT? EH? EH? what if you drank a soda and chilled the fuck out.”

  • what if!!!!!!!

there are a couple of ways that i have found, in my life, to deal with this. 

  1. embrace the sad. turn on some hella sad music and turn off all the lights and be like, “okay, fine!!!! FINE!!! YOU WANNA BE SAD, BRAIN? OKAY. we’ll be sad. we’re gonna jump right into this pool of sadness and SWIM AROUND IN IT!!!!!! what’s that on your head? it’s SADWEED, which is SEAWEED OF SADNESS.” 

    close your eyes. breathe. be sad. it’s okay to be sad. there’s nothing wrong with sometimes being sad. we’re humans. our brains are complicated and easily confused, because we, like everything else, are just dumb animals who sometimes want to chase our own tail and are sad when we can’t. so what? you’re sad. okay. be sad.

    in the morning, have some coffee or juice or whatever you choose to drink in the morning and tell yourself, “we were sad yesterday, so today we’re going to watch that carly rae jepson music video that has tom hanks in it.”

  2. turkish oil wrestle the sad. sometimes your heart is sad but your brain is like, “dude are you for real right now??? are you for real with this????? are you seriously honestly for REAL TRYING TO DO THIS RIGHT NOW??????” 

    that’s no good. it’s no good when half of you is like “EVERYTHING COSTS MONEY AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE DISAPPOINTS YOU” and the other half is like “WOW, WHINE A LITTLE HARDER.” don’t talk to yourself like that!!! you’re having a hard day. we all have hard days (see #1).

    but on days like this, when you can’t commit to going swimming in the Public Pool of Local Sadness, try putting on your boxing gloves. for me, that often means putting on fast or angry or just, you know, intense music (nicki minaj or fifth harmony or little mix or ella eyre or G.R.L.) and then running or dancing or honestly just entertaining a very elaborate fight sequence fantasy in which i pretend i’m sidney bristow in alias and beat the crap out of my couch cushions.

    sometimes letting yourself Feel The Sad helps tire the Sad out. but sometimes it doesn’t, and you have to Fight The Sad with endorphins instead. walk past the Public Pool of Local Sadness and go to the Gym of Self(care) Defense and suit up.

  3. make the sad laugh. hey. sad. buddy. listen to me. listen. the grinch is bad at yoga. this dumb pug can’t run right. this girl’s name is luna rodriguez. i do a bunch of dumb shit. this cat. people are weird

    c’monnnn. someone named deez nuts is running for president of the united states of america. it has been scientifically confirmed that bears like POOL PARTIES.  

    why do the french only eat one egg? because one egg is un oeuf.

    hey. hey. where does frosty keep his cash? in the SNOW BANKS.

    okay but what do you call a guy with no shins? TOE-KNEE.

    fine fine i’ll stop but remember don’t drink water because fish make love in it.
Hey, guys. I’m hard up.

Right now, I’m unemployed and trying to make ends meet until I find out whether I am getting unemployment or not. 

Buying a copy of my book directly from me (instead of, say Amazon) helps tremendously with my need to pay the phone bill and the car insurance within the next few weeks. 

The Twisted Blackmailer is a Sherlock Holmes gender-bent modern-day high school AU, from MX Publishing. Joanna Watson and Sherlock Holmes get involved with a master blackmailer who has a special interest in a man with a twisted lip. Also, high school shenanigans ensue. 

If you would like to purchase a (signed) copy directly from me, or contribute to my car insurance/phone bill, my paypal is spastasmagoria@gmail.com

If purchasing a book, it is $18 for the book and shipping. Please let me know the name of the person I should make it out to, and the mailing address of where it is going. 

I think it’s a great book, and I’ve worked really hard on it, so I’d really like to share it with you all. 

Please reblog. I know it’s a tough time of year for a lot of people but I’m also trying to make ends meet until I get a job, or until things get better. Also, I accidentally deleted my tumblr. This is a new tumblr, so please re-add me (or add me for the first time). It also makes you reblogging even more important because I lost 2000 followers when I torched my account. 

Thank you! 

❤️1 Year of #sherlollytextchats❤️
  • *Bart's lab*
  • Molly: *teasing* Oh, Sherlock?
  • Sherlock: *working at the microscope*
  • Molly: *moving closer; wrapping her arms around him* Sherrrrlock?
  • Sherlock: I can't hear you, Molly.
  • Molly: *rolls her eyes; whispers* Mr. Holmes? *kissing his cheek*
  • Sherlock: *smiles* Yes, Doctor Hooper?
  • Molly: I was wondering if you were free on Saturday...maybe we could have that long overdue dinner.
  • Sherlock: *leans against her* Can't. I’m already having dinner with about sixty other people. Very formal, I don't think you'd be interested.
  • Molly: *nuzzles his ear* Oh, really?
  • Sherlock: *nods* I'm afraid so.
  • Molly: *smirks* Maybe we could have lunch, then?
  • Sherlock: *shakes his head* Oh, my dear, your timing couldn't be worse. You see, I am getting married Saturday lunchtime *turns to kiss her*
  • Molly: *giggles* Are you really?
  • Sherlock: Yes. You're welcome to join me, if you like. But you'll need a beautiful wedding dress.
  • Molly: *ruffles his hair* Oh, the dress codes of these posh places, eh?
  • Sherlock: *smiles* Indeed.
  • Molly: I'll be there.
  • Sherlock: *smirks; leaning closer* Now, about the wedding night...

I’m home.

Happy New Year, everyone. The wait is finally over. I like to think that, even as Sherlock returns to John, he’s returning to us as well. :) We’ve waited with John Watson, and, while our wait was no doubt less agonizing than his surely was, it was trying in its own right. And yet here we are, still going strong. Cheers fandom. 

And a very happy Sherlock Day to all of you. 

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE THESE GAY SHIPS SO I CAN FOLLOW YOU

Johnlock

Destiel/Cockles

Phan

Mystrade

Hartbig

Shoey

Klaine/Crisscolfer

Reamy

Loras Tyrell and Renly Baratheon

Piper and Alex

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(this is a new blog and i really need help choosing people to follow so please be a babe and reblog it or like it so i can follow you x)