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Creepypasta #1093: Hide And Seek

Length: Super long

This happened just a few hours ago, and I’m still shaking. I don’t know if I should tell my wife what just happened, or if she will think I’m insane and that I can’t be left alone with our daughter anymore.

We are hosting Thanksgiving dinner at our house this year. My wife and I have tons of relatives in the city, so it’s going to be a full house. We’ve never made a dinner to this scale before, but my wife, Stephanie, wanted to show off our new house. Well, it’s new to us but in actuality the house is over 100 years old. It’s located in the quiet, historical neighborhood of our city, where the houses aren’t within whispering distance of one another and have large yards with huge trees. We bought the place over a year ago but weren’t able to move in for the first 8 months, as it had needed almost a complete renovation.

Anyway, back to dinner. We’d spent most of our free time over the last week cleaning and organizing the house, making sure it was fit to host a dinner of close to 30 people. My wife went nuts making sure everything was spotless. 

We got up fairly early this morning, for a holiday. I made a quick breakfast for us, put the turkey in the oven, and then Steph was out the door to go into work for a few hours. Steph’s a lawyer and she’s angling to be made a junior partner within the next few months, so she’s been working like crazy.

“Ok, everything is chopped and ready to go,” said Steph, pulling on her gloves, “I’ll be back by 12 or 1 at the latest, and then we can get cooking.”

“Sounds good. I’ll try to keep Kenzie from making a mess. See ya later." 

Steph gave me a quick kiss, picked up her overflowing shoulder bag and then shouted "Bye, Kenz, I’ll be back soon!” to our five year old daughter Mackenzie. 

We heard a cheerful “Bye, Mom!” in return. I opened the front door for Steph, letting in a gust of freezing air. The sky was a dark grey color and flakes of snow were starting to drift down. 

“Be careful driving, OK?” I called to Steph. She waved at me, then got into her car and backed out of the long driveway.

I shut the front door and then went back into the kitchen to find Kenzie sitting at her play table, watching Paw Patrol on the iPad and coloring.

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Kill Your Darlings (2013 Movie): Sentence Starters
  • "Some things, once you've loved them, become yours forever."
  • "They become part of who you are."
  • "That was beautiful, kid."
  • "Be careful, you are not in Wonderland."
  • "I've heard the strange madness long growing in your soul, in your isolation but you fortunate in your ignorance."
  • "You who have suffered find where love hides, give, share, lose, lest we die unbloomed."
  • "You wrote that?"
  • "You asked me to."
  • "Another lover hits the universe. The circle is broken."
  • "But with death comes rebirth."
  • "And like all lovers and sad people, I am a poet."
  • "First thought, best thought."
  • "I was a kid, and you dragged me into your perverted mess."
  • "How can you say that?"
  • "You know that's not true."
  • "I will never give up on us."
  • "You're pathetic."
  • "It's brilliant, no?"
  • "It's missing some periods and commas."
  • "It's better than anything you've ever written."
  • "I use periods and commas."
  • "Fuck you! You're a phony."
  • "You said I was everything to you. You are everything to me. Everything to me, do you hear me?"
  • "You got what you wanted."
  • You were ordinary, just like any other freshman and I made your life extraordinary."
  • "Go be you, now all by yourself."
  • "Leave me alone!"
  • "You don't mean... you don't mean that."
  • "Or they destroy you."
  • "You can't show this to anyone."
  • "You weren’t even there. It’s your truth. It’s fiction."
  • "Then tell the truth."
  • "You wanted him gone too. You sent him to me."
  • "Please. You'll kill me with that."
  • "You’ve got to get me out of here."
  • "Don’t ever leave me."
  • "Were you even going to tell me you applied?!"
  • "It was a dream anyway."
  • "Let's hear a bit, shall we?"
  • "Alert the press!"
  • "There can be no creation before imitation."
  • "Finally. An oasis in this wasteland."
  • "Only the most anti-social have to go to an event actually called one."
  • "You drink in your room?!"
  • "I love first times. I want my whole life to be composed of them. Life is only interesting if life is wide."
  • "To Walt Whitman, you dirty bastard."
  • "Are you a writer? Because I’ve got a job for a writer."
  • "You're not anything yet."
  • "He’s not home. He left."
  • "You make me too smart, they’re gonna suspect something’s up."
  • "There's more life in those five pages than in the dozens of bad sonnets we've read in class."
  • "I was wrong. Maybe you're not up for this after all."
  • "It's complicated."
  • "I love complicated."
  • "He is a goddamn fruit who won't let me go."
  • "Then let’s get rid of him."
  • "Right now, I just need you to write us something beautiful."
  • "The Germans call it the “wonder drug.”"
  • "You're not allowed to be here."
  • "That's odd since I'm the only thing keeping him here."
  • "What are you, moving in?"
  • "Why didn't you tell me?"
  • "If you’re going to stay, don’t hog the blanket."
  • "The damn cat!"
  • "Both of you! Quiet!"
  • "I was aiming for stew."
  • "What do you want me to do? Eat shoe leather? I'm hungry and what you do in the kitchen is unholy."
  • "You thought my novel was shit?"
  • "I’m not even sure why I bothered to come back."
  • "Fuck you. What does that even mean?!"
  • "I think I just puked on the inside."
  • "I'd be lost without you."
  • "I was going to die there."
  • "We’re going to say it was an “honor slaying”."
  • "Please don't leave me here."
  • "Let’s get out of the city. Anywhere you want. I’ve saved up."
  • "You needed him as much as he needed you."
  • "He'll be with you in a minute. Please, have a seat."
  • "How did you expect us to react to this?"
  • "It is smutty and absurd."
  • "But you finished it."

anonymous asked:

you've been blogging abt them lately so connor x oliver

Send me a ship and I will tell you:

  • who’s the cuddler: Consciously, Oliver is; when they sleep though, Connor clings, refusing to let go, anchoring his arm around Oliver’s body so that they’re flush together. (Oliver doesn’t tell Connor - lets him believe that Oliver is the reason they wake sweaty and suffocating from each other’s body heat - and enjoys having that small piece of Connor to himself.)
  • who makes the bed: Connor hates making the bed - his bed, Oliver’s bed, any bed - but it’s been a habit since his boarding school days, and everyone knows the age-old adage about ‘old habits’… (Personally, Oliver is just amused and grateful that he doesn’t have to wrestle with his fitted sheets any longer.)
  • who wakes up first: Connor - another old habit, plus necessity (Annalise does not accept tardiness, unless it is by her orders or it’s Wes). Oliver doesn’t have to be at work until nearly nine, so he sleeps in as long as possible.
  • who has the weird taste in music: Oliver; honestly, Connor has an appreciation for music (a product of his, admittedly, privileged upbringing), but the sounds that come from Oliver’s earbuds, sometimes, make him question the man’s sanity.
  • who is more protective: Connor finds himself feeling protective of Oliver, at times - a ridiculous feeling, really, because he obviously knows how to take care of himself, had been doing it long before Connor came into his life and has continued doing it with Connor in his life, but… Connor remembers how easy it was to take advantage of Oliver, back when they first met, just because he flirted a bit and threw away a comment or two about how badly he needed the help; he is aware, personally, of how much of a bleeding heart his lover is, and he never wants anyone to be able to use that to their advantage again.
  • who sings in the shower: Oliver, and Connor will never admit it, but sometimes, he likes to just sit on the bed and listen because Oliver, unaware, gives it his all, and it’s amazing.
  • who cries during movies: Oliver has always been weak when it comes to The Thorn Birds. (Connor is now, too, but Oliver has been sworn to secrecy and damn it, Oliver, a verbal contract is b i n d i n g, alright.)
  • who spends the most while out shopping: Oliver has always been money-conscious, so he tries to keep himself to a budget when he goes out. Connor, on the other hand, doesn’t have many money concerns (privileged upbringing, once again, and a very generous trust fund that his parents set up that he was able to access back when he turned twenty-one, along with the promise of he and his sister being taken care of when their parents pass) and so, he makes it his mission to buy as much as he can for Oliver, spoiling him with expensive restaurants and good wine and new tech. (Oliver does not get giddy from any of this.)
  • who kisses more roughly: Connor loves to nip and bite and tug, to get a little heated and ready before anything really begins, while Oliver prefers sweet and sensual movements, licking and teasing and caressing.
  • who is more dominate: Connor has less self-restraint, but Oliver, surprisingly, is the one who takes control these days, more often than not. Back when they first began everything, Connor would lead them, coaxing body-shy Oliver into doing what he wanted him to do; now, whether he’s fucking Connor hard enough to jar the bed or riding Connor’s cock in that way that always makes Connor cry out his first orgasm of the night within ten minutes, Oliver takes charge, comfortably and more than capably.
  • my rating of the ship from 1-10: I just finished the first season like not even two weeks ago, and I’m high on the anticipation of its return in less than three weeks, so I’m gonna go with 10/10, would recommend to everyone, all day, errrday. (Also, it’s fucking canon, so just kill me.)
If Calum Were A Football Player
  • Demanding you to wear his jesery 
  • You’d be his good luck charm
  • More like the team’s good luck charm
  • Him begging you to go to games because he needs you there
  • “Babe seriously I can’t play without you.” “I’m at a family dinner party!” “That’s not that important.”
  • You wearing his varsity jacket all the time
  • Him shirtless  and sweaty all the time
  • “Take a shower ew!” “Babe, it’s not that bad.” “That’s cause it’s not your car we’re using to get home.”
  • Asking if you would be a cheerleader because you’d look hot in the uniform
  • On days you can’t go to the game you’d wear his jesery around your house just in case
  • High socks and nothing but his jesery is such a mega turn on
  • Having to make love on the couch cause he too tired to go upstairs
  • Going out with the boys to celebrate a victory
  • All the boys making fun of him because he always goes off about you when you’re not around
  • Screaming that Cal is whipped in the hallways when they see you two together
  • His strong biceps constantly around your waist or draped over your shoulder
  • Every time he scores he points to you
  • Angry Calum when they loose and he’s put for days
  • “Come one let’s go out to eat.” “No, baby I gotta train for the next game.”
  • Getting worried he pushes himself too hard and nearly gets injured
  • Being his water girl cause he only accepts water from you
  • Kisses and sometimes quickies during halftime
  • Girls would try and get to him but he only has eyes for you
  • Watching Calum score the winning touchdown/goal and he carries you all  the way down the field to say it was because of you
  • Sex in the back wall of school when he’s having an off day
  • Him being able to talk to the security guard into letting him in the field for an hour so that you two can just sit there and talk
  • Your first date was in the same field
  • He gets the whole team to paint themselves to ask you to prom/homecoming
  • He even got the damn marching band to play for you
  • “I know you’re already my girlfriend but please say ‘yes’”
  • You parents not liking him after first but realizing he’s actually a gentleman
  • A lot of jealously that goes around because he is the star forward on the team
  • When he gets hurt you’re the only he trusts with minor injuries 
  • He gets really pissed when some guy on the other team is hitting on you
  • “Hey mate I think you want to back off from the pretty girl.” “And who’s gonna make me, mate?” “Her boyfriend.”
  • Even when the guy apologizes Calum ends up fighting him near the end of the game
  • You scolding him for getting kicked out for nearly beating the guy and yelling at the ref
  • “Babe he was hitting on you.” “I don’t care, you could have gotten yourself killed.” “You know that’s a lie.” “I don’t care Calum promise me not to do that.” “Yeah whatever.”
  • You forcing him all the way home not to do that ever again.
  • “FINE… Just…I have to protect my girl.”

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School has barely started but it’s already killing me. Although I wanted to participate in DWSW meme so badly that i decided to at least post this sketch. This isn’t finished yet, i haven’t even used crayons at all (especially Ichigo’s hair have a lot to work on…) but that’s better than nothing!

Hope i will be able to finish it next weekend. If yes then i will link it here.

This got so popular that i can’t even tag all the amazing artists. Below i put the longest list i found. Hope author won’t have anything against me using it haha ♥