could I request friends to lovers for yoongi 😩😩😩 I love this boy so much and I loVe ur writing thank u queen of everything
thank u omg!!!! also i had a really good idea for yoongi and this au bless u!! find jimin (here) ~
how do i put this nicely,,,,,,,,you and yoongi,,,,,,are both,,,,what the rest of bangtan refer to as evil masterminds
because apparently you and yoongi have schemed jungkook out of his snacks so many times that jungkook assumed a ghost was haunting the dorm and stealing his brownie packs when No it was just you and yoongi ,,,,,,using video games to distract him while also taking whatever snacks jungkook holed up in the closet
you actually met yoongi because you were both buying chicken skewers at a stand and you’d been short three bucks so you were trying to explain that your cat chewed up your money back home and you were just soOO hungry
and yoongi was trying not to laugh his ass off while he was waiting but in the end,,,,,,he’d paid for both your food and you’d been suspicious because why,,,,,,,,,was this random guy being nice to you
but yoongi was just like “i have respect for people who make up bizarre stories to get what they want.”
and you were like AHEM it’s true my cat,,,,,,did try to eat my money and yoongi had just lifted his eyebrow like really and you were like yeah,,,,,,,,,,,,ok maybe not but ,,,,,,,whatever
and since then,,,,,you guys would see each other in the street and for a while he called you ‘the one with the money eating cat’ but then you learned each others actual names and well,,,,,,a beautiful friendship formed
on mutual scheming and also,,,,,you guys just fit really well together because neither of you are high maintenance at ALL like you hang out once every two freakin weeks. yoongi is appreciative of that
but one day you text yoongi and you’re like “there’s a new catering place and they said that if you’re engaged you and your spouse can try all their samples for FREE. wanna be fake married with me for an hour?”
and yoongi, upon reading food + free was like yeah im in let’s go
when you meet you’re like yoongi, here i got these fake rings from a claw machine game put them on and he’s like oh my god you really prepared for this,,,,,, and you’re like yeah we have to be convincing ok????? we’re both good actors so let’s do this
and yoongi shrugs but suddenly takes your hand in his and you’re like ?? and he’s like “we’re married, remember?” and you’re like yeah, ofc!! right,,,,,
and as you walk inside one of the planners greets you but you’re just like,,,,,honestly my husband and i would just like to see your entrees,,,,,,and taste them i heard it’s ? Free?
and the lady is like yep!! right this way and,,,,,,oh my god it’s like food out of a restaurant and when you look up at yoongi you can see his eyes sparkling and you’re just like hONEY which one,,,,,,should we try first????
and yoongi clears his throat and is like oh,,,um,,,well,,,uh,,,,which one do you want the most ,,,,,,,baby?”
and you’re both looking at each other and trying not to laugh and the lady is like ???? um,,,,hello??
and you’re both like WELL WE MIGHT AS WELL TRY EVERYTHING
and you do,,,,,,,oh you guys do,,,,,,,,you’re in there for like a good hour and a half until you’re like “,,,,,,,this was all very good me and my husband need to speak about our decision ,,,,,,,outside give us a minute?”
and the lady is like !!!!!! sure,,,,,btw you two are such a sweet couple!!! you guys were feeding each other and everything ive never seen two more compatible people
and you and yoongi are looking at her like O__O ,,,,,,oh,,,,,,,thanks
but you tug yoongi away and as you’re outside you’re like ok let’s make a run for it till she figures out we’re fakes LOL
and yoongi is like true true,,,,but without letting go of your hand he pulls you down the street and toward the subway and once you’re safe ,,,on your way back home
your hands,,,,,,are still,,,,,,well you’re still holding onto each other,,,,
and you’re like “yoongi,,,,,” and he’s like “oh, do you want me to let go?” and you’re like NO that’s not it,,,,,,but,,,,,,,,are you thinking about what she said????
and yoongi’s like “oh that we’re compatible? she’s right, we are.”
you look up at him and you’re like ???? what??? you think so and he’s like yeah,,,,,,i mean who else but me and you would pretend to be fake married for food
to which you’re like hmmm true,,,,,,but also you’re like,,,,,,,yoongi,,,,,,i want you to keep the ring i know it’s fake but you can have it
and yoongi is like chuckling and he’s like “of course im keeping it. we’re married, i can’t take it off.” and you’re like YOONGI and he’s like ok ok married might be taking it too far but it’s our first couple item right?
and you’re like COUPLE??!?!?? but also,,,,,, you can’t help but smile and yoongi catches it and puts his hand near his mouth to hide his own grin
and the train gets to your stop and yoongi gets up with you and you’re like don’t you have three more to go and he’s like “im going to walk you home,,,,,,it’d be rude if your boyfriend didn’t make sure you got home safe.”
- the type to hold the unbrella over u when its raining even if he gets wet, makes sure that u are walking on the side farthest away from cars, walks u home when its late bc hes scared of u walking alone
- secretly likes seeing u in his clothing so he leaves a lot of sweaters hanging around in hopes that he would see u one day wearing them
- once he saw u wearing his sweater and he nearly f A INTED
- help this poor boy
- he thought u were so cute and swore his heart almost stopped beating
- u were that cute
- going out shopping to buy matching items
- once suggested to have matching sweaters
- but u quickly denied it LMFAO especially when he held up a mustard yellow sweater and ur like
- so instead, u guys get matching phone charms!!! or lanyards w matching keychains!! ooo or those little plushies!!
- jihoon loves to buy u tiny matching keychains bc he thought it would be cute
- but tbh u have a lot so u give some away to the members LMFAO
- and then all of u are matching!!
- lots of cuddles!!
- likes to cuddle a lot when u two are laying down or spending time together
- when u guys cuddle, likes to give u kisses on ur neck or shoulders
- or just peppering ur face in kisses if u were on his lap bc he loves to spoil u
- so cute ok
- anyways, he likes to give a lot of hugs!!
- doesn’t matter what kind, he will hug u anytime
- but lowkey loves backhugs bc he likes to rest his head on ur shoulder and then u guys do that little waddle u know
- clingy af but knows when to back off lol
- likes to cling on to ur arms when ur purposely ignoring him or something
- ‘’why are u paying attention to ur phone?? pay attention to me instead!!”
- likes to hold hands a lot!!
- doesn’t matter if ur hands get sweaty lmao he likes to cling on to ur hands
- claims that he will love u even if u got sweaty hands lol
- date time!!
- the two of u like to go out on dates to find those aesthetically pleasing places lmao
- like cafes
- latte art!! jihoon thinks its so cool and so do u ngl
- also, long walks in the park!!
- especially if he sees that there are people walking their dogs bc he lOVES dogs
- the type of person to stop and ask people if he can pet their dog LMFAO
- the two of u also like to have picnic on rlly nice days and invite the rest of wanna one
- mostly bc it gets wILD
- but gets jealous when he sees u having long convos w someone else and he’s not apart of it
- the type to pout at you and get grumpy bc it should be him making u laugh not seongwoo >:(
-and karaoke battles w the rest of wanna one
- the night ends up w u and jihoon escaping bc it got too wild u were both scared that u guys would get kicked out LMFAO
- the type to replace the shoelaces on ur shoes to different colors and tie them for u
- ‘’there!! we match now :>’’
- enjoys taking selfies w u and posting the cringiest captions or pick up lines lol
- also the type to judge u if u take those aesthetic pictures of ur food
- but then u end up judging him bc he does it too
- ‘’do u have to do that every time we go out?”
- ‘’uhm excuse me?? YOURE DOING IT TOO WTF’’
- also the type to nap in ur lap when the two of u are watching a movie
- and demands that u play w his hair
- ‘’why are u paying attention to the movie?? aren’t i more interesting??”
- cue him pouting cutely at u ndjknfds
- and ur like
- ‘’,,,u loser’’ and u finally look at him
- and he just gives u a cute little grin and ur like
- how can a person be so cute??? the world may never know,,,
- also likes to give u lots and lots of kisses
- his kisses are, in general, the softest and sweetest in the world (in ur opinion)
- also the type to pull u close to him while he is kissing u because he likes the feeling of holding u close!!
- likes to put lots of emotions behind it bc he wants to convey what he feels through it
- gets flustered and stutters a bit when u two pull away bc he’s still relishing the feeling of ur lips on his
- and he’s like
- ‘’how did i get so lucky???”
- jeojangs u a lot
- jihoon: look!! -you:???
-fights can be kinda rough w jihoon
-bc u two are still young, there can be misunderstandings and u guys get angry easily
-usually jihoon gets very defensive once u argue w him
- if it’s something dumb, he’ll scoff and roll his eyes but probably say something that makes u even angrier lmfao
- if it escalated into something more serious, u would be the type to walk out first
-mostly bc u know if u get jihoon angry, he would lose control of his filter and would say whatever what was on his mind
- and as mad as u are, u didn’t want this to go to the point where it could end up really bad
-’’u can yell as much as u want but im leaving before i will say something i regret’’
- and u just leave like boom
- but despite the harsh argument, he would be the type to go find you after cooling down
-and wouldn’t leave u alone bc he hates when u guys drag on the argument, especially over something petty
-making up is mutual tho, the two of u talk it and see what terms u guys can agree to and fix
- in the end, the two of u reunite and spend the rest of the night cuddling away
-because really, who can resist park jihoon??
-especially w his puppy eyes that are steal your heart away?
summary: what would having park woojin as a father and husband be like?
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE NON-IDOL/AU AS ASKED BUT I FORGOT ABOUT IT BC I COULDNT HELP BUT THINK OF WANNA ONE OH MY GOD SO IM SO SORRY :( DONT ATTACK ME BC OF WOOJINS AGE OR ANYTHING BUT THIS WAS REQUESTED AND TOO LONG ENJOY
i think woojin would b a great dad honestly and a husband
his proposal would be super cheesy. he’d have some cameras around but its pretty private
its the cutest thing ever
he’d be an aMAzing husband
treats u right
there are some arguments in between about like jealous n stuff
since i think woojins a pretty jealous cutie pie
but there wont be quite a lot
he knows how to treat u and his kids right!!
tbh the genes would probs be mainly from him sorrybut
like maybe one of his kids having his snaggletooth?? CUTE
one of them having his rapping skills yes
HIS DANCING SKILLLSSSS
you’d have a talented family
kinda runs around the house
probably would have a pet
his kids love their hyungs/uncles/oppas ??? lol
would get jealous over them lol
he’d take his wife imma just put ‘you’ lol and kids to some behind the scenes
sometimes you dont tag along to photoshoots n stuff“where’s y/n?” daniel asks “she didnt want to come. she didnt want to know the spoilers” woojin says “i see- OOF! hi little one,” daniel feels a kid smash on his broad back
sometimes you dont want to bc spOILERRRRS
everyone in wanna one is a great uncle lmfao?
THEY LOVE THEIR UNCLE ONG
ong makes ur kids laugh so much they could probably die
“whos ur favourite uncle?” wanna one members gather around
“uncle ong!” ur kids say in union
he’d be very caring, keeping an eye on his kids or he’d ask a staff member
“thats right” cocky ong says “ah u all are so cute! come give ur uncle ong a hug!”
but tbh all the kids would probably like all their uncles but ong is lowkey #1 in their hearts lol
what happens around the house?
obviously the wanna one members come around. lowkey just for the kids tho
the kids are fuckin terrified of jaehwans laugh like one time jaehwan was chasing them and laughing lol
and ur daughter was like “dad!!! tHERES A PSYCHO IN THE HOUSE!! MUMJSDHRHCH”
they love daehwis hair so much
“kekkeke,” your daughter laughs as she plays with daehwis hair
obvs they love ong bc hes so funny
ong tells ur kids jokes and then they pass it on to u and woojin
and ur like
“WHO TOLD YOU THAT???”
“uNCLE ONG! ITS FUNNY RIGHT!!”
they live for minhyuns looks like they always touch his face lmfao
when u and woojin are on a date or something u leave them with their fave uncles and they adore jisung so much bc hes like their next mum
jisung: shall we go out for dinner??
ur kids: H*CK YEAH
ur kids love jihoon. so fucking much. they make jihoon do nae maeum soge jeojang 25/8
ur daughter is probably the one who has a crush on jihoon
“jihoon oppa! do u have abs???”
insert daniel giggling in the background
jihoon gets shy and says yes until ur daughter lifts up his shirt
your son(s) aim to be as sweggy as guanlin, so they look up to him very much
“u-uncle guanlin!! am i $weggy yet???”
jinyoung often gives ur children piggybacks
AND THEY LOVE IT
“uncle jinyoung!!! piggyback??”
jinyoungs on the floor as he just gave them one each, breathing heavily, “ah…”
now, to daniel
they like to go to daniels place bc yknow, cats
“uncle daniel!!! dye ur hair blue!!”
“okay cutie.” daniel pinches their cheeks
whenever u and woojin have to let ur children stay at their place
and they like to snuggle on sungwoon and make him sing them to sleep
ITS THE MOST ADORABLEST THING EVER
woojin takes care of u a lot ok
if ur sick he makes sure that youre eyed on 24/7
the sweetest husband ever :’)
like woojin might not be experienced but he definitely learned some advice from jisung mum
if it was sickness he had no idea about jisung and google are his first priorities lol
the kids tend to hug u and always say: “get better mum! fighting!”
the kids love playing wanna one on tv
probably would do their greeting
“daddy!! teach me ur greeting!”
“you do this: all i wanna do, wanna one!”
they do it along with him and its sUPER CUTE
you find woojin having the cutest moments with ur children, like when they make cookies and theyre like messing up the entire thing and woojins like “ah! dont do that love!”
and he does the same with you, hes so thankful for u as his wife
like playing uno and when u lose ur children go boo but then one of ur kids are like “dont say that to mummy! it hurts her feelings!”
you laugh bc of how cute
woojin just smiles widely bc Hes dying loWkey
Ok this is gonna get a bit angsty:
obviously being married will have some arguments
but i guess the arguments would probably involve the children like their grades, hanging with other people and not acknowledging the other person whos feeling neglected, jealousy
maybe his kids would feel mad at him too
and you as well
like coming home extremely late, which is likely woojin since you only do day shifts
“daddy.. you weren’t at dinner,” his son says
“im sorry..” he knows that you’re upset bc you cant be seen
“where’s your mum?”
woojins a little bit upset
“are you mad at me?” he asks his son
“a little bit.. but we’ll sort it out”
if its a big reason to fight your children would find out immediately bc of the shouting and they all begin to cry
and you and woojin turn to them
“g-go back upstairs, munchkins,” you say
“n-no.. why are you and dad fighting?” your daughter bursts into tears, “we dont like you fighting like this..”
“i-its just.. a couple thing.. dont worry, okay?” woojin says, “we’re just… overwhelmed..”
your daughter runs away to go upstairs crying and you and woojin feel guilty, you couldnt help but shed some tears
“please sort it out..” your son sighs before going upstairs too
ok, so when its you that makes woojin upset:
sometimes you’re a little bit stressed and woojin wants to calm you down but you kinda snap at him
“y/n, calm down-”
“how can i calm down, woojin?! this is so important to me and if i don’t do it right-”
you stare at him, your gaze softening
“im s..sorry i uh..”
“i get it. you need time alone.” he walks to the door and slams the door behind you
just know that woojin will always be there
he loves u and his children very much
will actually do anything his children says
he loves them so much
sometimes when ur children have bad nightmares u all snuggle in one bed
HOPE U LIKED THISJDHCHCHC
supposed to be non idol smh me smh me smh me kill me
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ANYWAYS THANK UF OR READINGthis wa sso long jshdhhc
ALSO just saying just bc i find gifs on google does not mean that i steal these gifs! i dont credit gif owners but just know the credits go to them :)
Lmao, SO let me tell u that for the 6 months I have been following you, I've always read ur name as ironikpen (as in ironic but instead of the C is an K u know). But I couldn't find you in the search and was like ???????? So I had to go through all my follows to find u. I was always like, but isn't that the name??? *squint eyes* [ironikpen] me:??? But today, oh today I finally see that its actually "iron ink pen" oh my god. *laughs at my own freaking self*
almost every time i go to type my url i write it as “ironkinkpen” so i feel you lskdjfljdf this is what i get for not putting dashes in it
aries: so good in every way i don’t know how they do what they do. down to earth and honest, will always give you a legitimate answer. genuinely cares about all their friends, witty as fuck. always positive and sends out gud vibes. somehow procrastinates on shit for hours but gets it done. they throw shade tactfully so no one ever knows. forgetful at times.
taurus: forgets how great they are at times, but can end up wallowing in self-pity. super procrastinators, extremely welcoming as a person and probably is cool with u. excellent cookers. subtweets a lot. treats u like family, but you’ll know if they dislike you. great taste in music. all memories with them are good ones, unless u piss them off. always has a lot on their mind. good people if u need to vent to someone. highly valued friends.
gemini: absolutely wonderful, is actually the living embodiment of sunshine. truly just wants the best for u. has their days, but who doesn’t. prone to anxiety. has a line for everything. youre either their friend or you want to be. witty as hell the one thing that’s true, loves to make people laugh and build relationships. loves to be involved, can adapt well. sometimes is overwhelmed by life. someone who will go out of their way to help u. book smart but often naive. dont dismiss them because theyre a gemini, they are more than worth ur time.
cancer: sweet like diabetes bruh. they honest to god radiate positive and good vibes. thinks theyre living in a disney channel movie. i always picture them with a smile. empathetic, willing to help. makes a bigger deal than it is and cry for ages, or theyll brush it off like it never happened. forgiving. dont take advantage of it, eventually theyll stop coming back around and it will hurt. gets carried away at times and will manipulate stories. likes laughing at dumb things.
leo: steals the show, if u find out someones a leo it makes sense. furiously protective, would probably die for their friends. so great with people but often loses focus. doesnt cope well, but they will deal with things. more sensitive than u think. loves to laugh, ur stomach will hurt when ur with them. a foodie. wants u to do ur best. sometimes its hard to tell whether theyre serious or not. always on their phones and enjoys a good meme.
libra: every single libra ive met is like my bff. rapid talkers, always have something going on in their head and they’re constantly thinking, it’s insane. probably going to be ballin by age 20. truly beautiful inside and out. indecisive as fuck which can lead to real life problems and lots of dilemmas. loves telling a good story and likes having attention. gets good gifts. has a great sense of style. wants to explore the world. appreciates little things. can listen to any type of music i swear
virgo: the ones i know i have gorgeous eyes. often lets their priorities slip. in great shape. humbled, ive never heard one brag or talk about themselves. good at reading people. has a small group of friends that they love deeply. will listen to you. loves adventures and new things. looks for improvement. gets hung up on the wrong things. the last person to talk about their feelings. always looks like theyre up to something.
scorpio: true embodiment of emo. is always wearing a bitch face, but you get to know them and they will treat you like they’ve known u for their whole life. down to do legit anything. someone you can sit in silence with for hours and have it not feel awkward. lots of trust issues. bad with breakups and letting go. goofy as hell. loves writing. if they let u in be thankful.
sagittarius: will show u a good time, you could spend days with them and never get bored. youll know if they dont like u. notoriously flaky. generally pretty attractive. has 10 bitches on call. doesnt fall easily, but when they do its hard. can act sort of ditsy sometimes, dont let that fool u. class clown. theyre paying attention a lot more than u might think. very selective on what they want to put their effort towards. dont get emotionally attached to one unless u wanna get wrecked
capricorn: individualistic as fuck, each one has their own really unique style. killer sense of humor. screaming deep down inside. best at decision making and prioritizing for success, but sometimes it can be difficult to follow through. does stuff on their own terms. u think theyre high all the time, but thats just who they are. they probably smoke too though. will stick through thick and thin for you. can hold grudges for ages and really aloof. loves alternative music. u dont understand how great they are until u get to know one.
aquarius: the best sense of humor, enjoys shows like The Office. as harsh as they can be, theyre kind of sensitive too? gets frustrated with friends. somewhat intimidating to approach. furiously loyal. loves to be outside and animals and shit. wants to do whats best for them and cuts off shitty people. under appreciated. never tries to look good, but when they do its like a kiss from the heavens on both of ur eyelids. wastes time a lot. somewhat aloof until you get to know them.
pisces: (lmao me) creative powerhouses, can spit poetry and loves lyrics with good meanings. gives too many chances to shitty people. likes to get along with everyone. down to do anything. loves to be sad as fuck and gets swallowed in self pity a lot. has individualistic opinions that they will share. craves a good relationship and good conversations. can be two faced. truly looks for the best in people. likes posting selfies. lightweight crazy bitches but in the best way. feels deeply.
Whenever I smell a really good men's perfume I always think about what Jim would smell like. He probably smells soo good. ( I was in the perfume section at a store and I tested Savage by Dior and I think he would smell like that 😩) Don't u just wanna sneak into his room when he's sleeping just to smell his neck. Or steal a shirt so u can wear it and smell like him all day. Someone needs to write a fanfic like this. ( sorry if this was too weird.. I'm weird and awkward ) ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
that’s not weird at all!! i bet he smells amazing too!! i wrote some stories about them smelling each other’s shirts. you can find them here, if you like:
Written for this prompt: Imagine Spock stealing one of Jim’s shirts so he can smell it at night.
Summary: Jim goes away for a two week mandatory conference and Spock
learns that logic isn’t everything. Pining and insecurity follow. But
Jim always manages to put him back together, even if he’s not physically