i will find u if u steal it

honestly tho this is why i hate white ppl who practice vodou voodoo or santeria cuz its like ur stealing my culture that u made impossible for me to access

like i personally dont agree with “if ur called to it regardless of race u should go get involved” bcuz its like

no u should spiritually suffer for something u denied to me and my kin

u should have to make sacrifices for the fact that ur ppl not only tried to destroy these religions but also
commodified them once u saw u could

u dont get to be happy spiritually when the rest of us have to make due with blog posts and occasionally finding an affirming book

anonymous asked:

could I request friends to lovers for yoongi 😩😩😩 I love this boy so much and I loVe ur writing thank u queen of everything

thank u omg!!!! also i had a really good idea for yoongi and this au bless u!!
find jimin (here) ~

  • how do i put this nicely,,,,,,,,you and yoongi,,,,,,are both,,,,what the rest of bangtan refer to as evil masterminds
  • because apparently you and yoongi have schemed jungkook out of his snacks so many times that jungkook assumed a ghost was haunting the dorm and stealing his brownie packs when No it was just you and yoongi ,,,,,,using video games to distract him while also taking whatever snacks jungkook holed up in the closet 
  • you actually met yoongi because you were both buying chicken skewers at a stand and you’d been short three bucks so you were trying to explain that your cat chewed up your money back home and you were just soOO hungry
  • and yoongi was trying not to laugh his ass off while he was waiting but in the end,,,,,,he’d paid for both your food and you’d been suspicious because why,,,,,,,,,was this random guy being nice to you
  • but yoongi was just like “i have respect for people who make up bizarre stories to get what they want.”
  • and you were like AHEM it’s true my cat,,,,,,did try to eat my money and yoongi had just lifted his eyebrow like really and you were like yeah,,,,,,,,,,,,ok maybe not but ,,,,,,,whatever
  • and since then,,,,,you guys would see each other in the street and for a while he called you ‘the one with the money eating cat’ but then you learned each others actual names and well,,,,,,a beautiful friendship formed
  • on mutual scheming and also,,,,,you guys just fit really well together because neither of you are high maintenance at ALL like you hang out once every two freakin weeks. yoongi is appreciative of that
  • but one day you text yoongi and you’re like “there’s a new catering place and they said that if you’re engaged you and your spouse can try all their samples for FREE. wanna be fake married with me for an hour?”
  • and yoongi, upon reading food + free was like yeah im in let’s go
  • when you meet you’re like yoongi, here i got these fake rings from a claw machine game put them on and he’s like oh my god you really prepared for this,,,,,, and you’re like yeah we have to be convincing ok????? we’re both good actors so let’s do this
  • and yoongi shrugs but suddenly takes your hand in his and you’re like ?? and he’s like “we’re married, remember?” and you’re like yeah, ofc!! right,,,,,
  • and as you walk inside one of the planners greets you but you’re just like,,,,,honestly my husband and i would just like to see your entrees,,,,,,and taste them i heard it’s ? Free?
  • and the lady is like yep!! right this way and,,,,,,oh my god it’s like food out of a restaurant and when you look up at yoongi you can see his eyes sparkling and you’re just like hONEY which one,,,,,,should we try first????
  • and yoongi clears his throat and is like oh,,,um,,,well,,,uh,,,,which one do you want the most ,,,,,,,baby?”
  • and you’re both looking at each other and trying not to laugh and the lady is like ???? um,,,,hello??
  • and you’re both like WELL WE MIGHT AS WELL TRY EVERYTHING
  • and you do,,,,,,,oh you guys do,,,,,,,,you’re in there for like a good hour and a half until you’re like “,,,,,,,this was all very good me and my husband need to speak about our decision ,,,,,,,outside give us a minute?”
  • and the lady is like !!!!!! sure,,,,,btw you two are such a sweet couple!!! you guys were feeding each other and everything ive never seen two more compatible people
  • and you and yoongi are looking at her like O__O ,,,,,,oh,,,,,,,thanks
  • but you tug yoongi away and as you’re outside you’re like ok let’s make a run for it till she figures out we’re fakes LOL
  • and yoongi is like true true,,,,but without letting go of your hand he pulls you down the street and toward the subway and once you’re safe ,,,on your way back home
  • your hands,,,,,,are still,,,,,,well you’re still holding onto each other,,,,
  • and you’re like “yoongi,,,,,” and he’s like “oh, do you want me to let go?” and you’re like NO that’s not it,,,,,,but,,,,,,,,are you thinking about what she said????
  • and yoongi’s like “oh that we’re compatible? she’s right, we are.”
  • you look up at him and you’re like ???? what??? you think so and he’s like yeah,,,,,,i mean who else but me and you would pretend to be fake married for food
  • to which you’re like hmmm true,,,,,,but also you’re like,,,,,,,yoongi,,,,,,i want you to keep the ring i know it’s fake but you can have it
  • and yoongi is like chuckling and he’s like “of course im keeping it. we’re married, i can’t take it off.” and you’re like YOONGI and he’s like ok ok married might be taking it too far but it’s our first couple item right?
  • and you’re like COUPLE??!?!?? but also,,,,,, you can’t help but smile and yoongi catches it and puts his hand near his mouth to hide his own grin
  • and the train gets to your stop and yoongi gets up with you and you’re like don’t you have three more to go and he’s like “im going to walk you home,,,,,,it’d be rude if your boyfriend didn’t make sure you got home safe.”
  • you: boyfriend?
  • yoongi: husband?
  • you: ADGFKDSD MIN YOONGI PLEASE
I feel SO betrayed right now

oKAY SO I KNOW ALL OF US HAVE A BIAS WRECKER… NOT ONLY ONE BUT MAYBE SIX MORE BIAS WRECKERS.

I’m so done

SO DONE.

Okay, for the past years I’ve been peacefully having Hyungwon as my bias but then Yoo Kihyun decides to come in and tried to steal mah hart mah soul…. and he succeeded…. hELP

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Originally posted by aceyng

jUST LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING

Originally posted by mybabyoppa

deym look at how he moves his eyebrows <3 so much emotions and feels and yes <3 ;u;

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look at how cute he laughs huhuhuhu

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Originally posted by kingpjms

just look at him. LOOK AT HIM ;u;

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Even when he’s not lookig, he’s still freaking ughhh :(( hELP MAH HART MAH SOUL

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so cute ;u; (i cant find the gif of him riding the vikings with dem boys ;-;)

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iM SO SORRY BUT I STILL FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE WHEN HE MAKES THAT FACE :((((((

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LOOK AT THAT SIDE PROFILE DEEYMMM

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isn’t he cute when he’s cringing at his own words or actions or embarrassed idk anymore ;u; 

Originally posted by babywoon

LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL SMILE (and the cutie changkyun and minhyuk)

Originally posted by j00h0ney

DON’T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES ON ME YOO KIHYUN

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ohkay idk anymore

i feel so betrayed by my own hart own soul own huhuhuhuhu ;u;

hELP

anonymous asked:

kuroo trying to steal tsukishima so he can have a read blocker kouhai would... go badly... kuroo he's got like 3 inches on u where would u take him... and if daichi finds out... rip

unfortunately for kuroo, daichi is taking no chances

snowflake-sun  asked:

How about Aaron burr x Alex Hamilton ? Some hamburr up in here

( a/n: this is modern au hamburr ^^ also this is really long holy shit. )

- these dorks
- the “we argue about weird shit” couple
- they, honest to god, would argue about the most weirdest shit
- they would fight over town names, which energy drink is much more effective etc
- but burr would always let ham win
- purely because he was ham to shut up
- and also ham is usually write
- ive read somewhere that burr predicted what ham was going to say during politic debates
- so cause of that he’s able to make a cool counter argument
- so just imagine ham and burr having a fight lmao
- and burr just automatically knowing what ham was going to say
- and just counters it
- “ill have u know that–”
“"my bill is effective” yes but have u considered how this might
hurt someone’s morals, that could hurt ur chances of it ever
getting it passed"
“burr what the fuck”
- they would hardly call each other by their names in public
- just burr or hamilton would do
- maybe the occasional Aaron or Alexander but that’s it
- they only call each other’s first name at home
- because u know how the media is about coworker affairs lmao
- burr usually wears a dress shirt and maybe his work pants at home
- while ham is wearing a t-shirt and sweatpants
- “why do u look like ur going to work u weirdo”
“well excuse me for not having t-shirts Christ”
- burr has lots of hoodies tho
- like a lot
- a unesscary amount of hoodies
- and u just see the lil gremlin just stealing them all
- and hissing like a fucking cat when he sees burr trying to get one
- “alex can i have a hood–”
“hiSSS”
“Alex don’t do this to me today”
- burr has a dog
- it’s name is Leslie and she’s a old affectionate doggy
- he also has a cat but
- it’s at his parents house lmao
- ham is a def dog person
- he always wanted one as a kid
- but stray dogs were kinda hard to find in the Caribbean
- so he’s like super happy when he heard about Leslie
- “omg aaron why haven’t u told me about ur dog before”
“u never really asked alexander”
“talk more then asshole”
- Alex is a fighting magnet
- no matter where he goes he’s going to fight
- thomas in vision? oops here comes the gremilin
- there’s a douche causing a commotion? here come that gremlin
- and aaron can’t hold back the small gremlin
- once ham has his sights on smth he won’t give it up
- aaron prasises this mindset
- but in some cases he doesn’t
- Aaron is a cuddler
- when he’s sleepy he just finds ham’s warmth so nice
- and comforting
- so of course he’s going to lean into the warmth by cuddling ham
- and ham is of course fine with this
- oops angst
- aaron constantly has nightmares
- a lot of them has to do with him shooting his dear alexander
- he’s just standing between dream aaron and dream alex
- and he hears a gunshot
- he expects to be hit so he closes his eyes, expecting pain
- but once he opens his eyes,
- he turns to see blooming red on Alex’s stomach
- and Alex just
- falls
- and aaron just can’t help but to run at his side
- but there’s something between them
- he can’t get through
- all he could see is a doctor and a man surrounding him
- and his alexander calmly looking up at the sky, chest going up and down
- why does he look so calm
- then Aaron wakes up
- and just sees Alex snuggly close at his side
- and he just rests easy
- Alex has his nightmares too
- war, his peers humailting his for his affair, etc
- but the biggest one is always the hurricane
- it’s always the hurricane that scares him to no end
- he sees his younger self and his mother trying to get shelter
- palm trees flailing around and buildings destroyed
- he could clearly see how his younger self is trying to cover his ears from the loud noise
- then he wakes up
- aaron grabbing his face and just
- staring at him
- “aaron?”
“alexander, are u alright?”
“of course I am, why wouldn’t i be”
“you were crying alexander, I’ve never seen u cried like that
before”
“it’s fine and its done, go back to sleep aaron”
“….. do you want to talk about it?”
“never heard u asking that question before”
“so it’s a good idea i use it more”
“…. it was about a hurricane… at my home”
“ah”
- Alexander looks so unsure
- an unexpected emotion he has seen from Hamilton
- Aaron just squeezes his hand and gives him a genuine smile
- it’s beautiful
- “it’s alright Alexander, you don’t have to continue”
“thanks aaron”
- aaron just lays ham down and wraps an arm around his waist
- “you’ll be alright, we’ll be alright”
“thank u aaron”
“ur welcome alexander”

opinions of signs as people i know

(im a pisces sun and gemini moon)

aries: so good in every way i don’t know how they do what they do. down to earth and honest, will always give you a legitimate answer. genuinely cares about all their friends, witty as fuck. always positive and sends out gud vibes. somehow procrastinates on shit for hours but gets it done. they throw shade tactfully so no one ever knows. forgetful at times.

taurus: forgets how great they are at times, but can end up wallowing in self-pity. super procrastinators, extremely welcoming as a person and probably is cool with u. excellent cookers. subtweets a lot. treats u like family, but you’ll know if they dislike you. great taste in music. all memories with them are good ones, unless u piss them off. always has a lot on their mind. good people if u need to vent to someone. highly valued friends.

gemini: absolutely wonderful, is actually the living embodiment of sunshine. truly just wants the best for u. has their days, but who doesn’t. prone to anxiety. has a line for everything. youre either their friend or you want to be. witty as hell the one thing that’s true, loves to make people laugh and build relationships. loves to be involved, can adapt well. sometimes is overwhelmed by life. someone who will go out of their way to help u. book smart but often naive. dont dismiss them because theyre a gemini, they are more than worth ur time.

cancer: sweet like diabetes bruh. they honest to god radiate positive and good vibes. thinks theyre living in a disney channel movie. i always picture them with a smile. empathetic, willing to help. makes a bigger deal than it is and cry for ages, or theyll brush it off like it never happened. forgiving. dont take advantage of it, eventually theyll stop coming back around and it will hurt. gets carried away at times and will manipulate stories. likes laughing at dumb things.

leo: steals the show, if u find out someones a leo it makes sense. furiously protective, would probably die for their friends. so great with people but often loses focus. doesnt cope well, but they will deal with things. more sensitive than u think. loves to laugh, ur stomach will hurt when ur with them. a foodie. wants u to do ur best. sometimes its hard to tell whether theyre serious or not. always on their phones and enjoys a good meme.

libra: every single libra ive met is like my bff. rapid talkers, always have something going on in their head and they’re constantly thinking, it’s insane. probably going to be ballin by age 20. truly beautiful inside and out. indecisive as fuck which can lead to real life problems and lots of dilemmas. loves telling a good story and likes having attention. gets good gifts. has a great sense of style. wants to explore the world. appreciates little things. can listen to any type of music i swear

virgo: the ones i know i have gorgeous eyes. often lets their priorities slip. in great shape. humbled, ive never heard one brag or talk about themselves. good at reading people. has a small group of friends that they love deeply. will listen to you. loves adventures and new things. looks for improvement. gets hung up on the wrong things. the last person to talk about their feelings. always looks like theyre up to something. 

scorpio: true embodiment of emo. is always wearing a bitch face, but you get to know them and they will treat you like they’ve known u for their whole life. down to do legit anything. someone you can sit in silence with for hours and have it not feel awkward. lots of trust issues. bad with breakups and letting go. goofy as hell. loves writing. if they let u in be thankful. 

sagittarius: will show u a good time, you could spend days with them and never get bored. youll know if they dont like u. notoriously flaky. generally pretty attractive. has 10 bitches on call. doesnt fall easily, but when they do its hard. can act sort of ditsy sometimes, dont let that fool u. class clown. theyre paying attention a lot more than u might think. very selective on what they want to put their effort towards. dont get emotionally attached to one unless u wanna get wrecked

capricorn: individualistic as fuck, each one has their own really unique style. killer sense of humor. screaming deep down inside. best at decision making and prioritizing for success, but sometimes it can be difficult to follow through. does stuff on their own terms. u think theyre high all the time, but thats just who they are. they probably smoke too though. will stick through thick and thin for you. can hold grudges for ages and really aloof. loves alternative music. u dont understand how great they are until u get to know one. 

aquarius: the best sense of humor, enjoys shows like The Office. as harsh as they can be, theyre kind of sensitive too? gets frustrated with friends. somewhat intimidating to approach. furiously loyal. loves to be outside and animals and shit. wants to do whats best for them and cuts off shitty people. under appreciated. never tries to look good, but when they do its like a kiss from the heavens on both of ur eyelids.  wastes time a lot. somewhat aloof until you get to know them. 

pisces: (lmao me) creative powerhouses, can spit poetry and loves lyrics with good meanings. gives too many chances to shitty people. likes to get along with everyone. down to do anything. loves to be sad as fuck and gets swallowed in self pity a lot. has individualistic opinions that they will share. craves a good relationship and good conversations. can be two faced. truly looks for the best in people. likes posting selfies. lightweight crazy bitches but in the best way. feels deeply. 

anonymous asked:

honestly ur college hamilton makes having carpal tunnel trendy and cool but fucc u pal buddy i can't find my brace anywhere and im preparing to cut my own arm off so i can type without pain i'll light hanilton i'll do it

(he is moving his arms weakly like eric andre when he goes to harrys car place)

anyway that sucks anon i hope u found ur brace, alternatively beat this guy up and steal his

For the best person in the world @rniq

EXO Texts - Baekhyun's Eyeliner (OT9)
  • As requested by @cuddlewithastruggle
  • •••
  • Baekhyun: GUYS
  • Baekhyun: HEY OMG WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY
  • Baekhyun: assadshdufnfigmgobpbncusvshsjs
  • Chen: ???
  • Kai: Are we out of food?!?!
  • Xiumin: Did something happen???
  • Suho.: What happened?
  • Baekhyun: I CAN'T FIND MY EYELINER
  • Baekhyun: IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK
  • Chen: ...
  • Chanyeol: That's it?
  • Baekhyun: WHAT DO U MEAN 'THATS IT'???!???
  • Sehun: What the hell how is that an emergency
  • Kai: u woke me up for your fukkin makeup? Jfc I'm done
  • Baekhyun: IM FREAKING OUT HERE, SOMEONE COME HELP ME
  • D.O.: Busy
  • Xiumin: Same
  • Baekhyun: JSJHDHDVEUDVDIDBDI
  • Chen: Calm the hell down and search the dorm
  • Suho: I can just buy u new eyeliner
  • Chanyeol: Buy me some while you're at it
  • Baekhyun: BUT I LIKE THE ONE I HAD
  • Xiumin: It doesn't make sense, u never loose ur eyeliner
  • Baekhyun: ikr
  • D.O.: Maybe someone took it by accident?
  • Chen: It has a big fat 'BAEKHYUN' label on it tho
  • Chen: who the hell would take it by accident?
  • Kai: maybe someone stole it?
  • Sehun: Why would anyone even...?
  • Baekhyun: THATS IT
  • Baekhyun: SOMEONE STOLE IT
  • Baekhyun: they were probably jealous of my eyeliner so they took it >:(
  • Sehun: Who dafuq would take it?!
  • Suho: Just keep looking around the dorm
  • Suho: Maybe it rolled under ur bed
  • Baekhyun: MY POOR EYELINER
  • Baekhyun: IT MUST BE SO LONELY
  • Chanyeol: It's eyeliner, not a person
  • Baekhyun: that's it
  • Baekhyun: I'm looking in all of ur rooms
  • Chen: WHAT
  • Sehun: DAFUQ
  • D.O.: That's an invasion of privacy!
  • Baekhyun: Then the culprit better fess up
  • Xiumin: Whoever it was, plz confess now. I didn't do it
  • Chen: Not me
  • Chanyeol: I wouldn't steal from hyunnie ;^;
  • Suho: I have no reason
  • Sehun: who needs eyeliner, I'm already fabulous
  • D.O.: I didn't.
  • Kai: I have my own
  • Baekhyun: One of you is lying T^T I'm searching the rooms
  • Chen: Plz don't
  • Baekhyun: IF I DONT FIND IT I WILL DIE
  • Baekhyun: AND IF ITS BROKEN OR SOMETHING, SOMEONE ELSE WILL DIE
  • Lay: Guys did u get the new song lyrics I wrote
  • Chen: Yea it looks cool
  • Chanyeol: Writing looks funky tho. What'd u use to write it?
  • Lay: I didn't want to forget the lyrics I came up with
  • Lay: So I grabbed the first thing I could find
  • Baekhyun: LAY HAVE YOU SEEN MY EYELINER
  • Lay: What? No, sorry
  • Lay: Oh yea but I used ur black colored pencil to write my song.
  • Lay: Hope u don't mind
  • Xiumin: Lay...
  • Lay: wut
  • Xiumin: I think u were writing with Baekhyun's eyeliner
  • Lay: Oh
  • Lay: oops

anonymous asked:

Hello! Could I request some general headcanons about Karasuno (especially Kageyama) with a tall s/o? I see short headcanons everywhere and can never seem to find any ones for tall people :( I'm around Kageyama's height and it's so sad to be taller than everyone else tbh (yo btw i love ur blog)

Yo btw I love u <3

Hey! The whole team is a bit much, friend!

Kageyama

  • he’s a bit jealous
  • “you are very tall. that must be useful for you”
  • he imagines the things you could do in volleyball with your height
  • if anyone bothers u about your height he will verbally assault them

Suga

  • Suga don’t care how tall u are
  • he love u
  • he can steal your clothes bc u are about the same size
  • he looks pretty good not gonna lie
  • he will FIGHT anyone who teases u

Hinata

  • not even suprised that you’re taller
  • jealous af
  • if you’re self conscious about your height he won’t bring it up tho
  • loves to get piggy backs

Daichi

  • at first he found it a bit weird
  • but he love u for u so he came around
  • if anyone teases u he will fight them
  • loves how he leans up to kiss u

ferapirata  asked:

Tell me, pirate, have you found your way back to the sky?

THE MALE HAD initially been overjoyed to find his partner in crime yet again; FRAN was the only one who he wished to SHARE his journey with, even though he was the self professed LEADING MAN of his life’s epic. Somehow, she … COMPLETED HIM, in a way which he, a man of MANY WORDS, found it difficult to describe, and having her missing all this time, being ALONE, well, the Strahl was almost a horrendously isolated home without her. It made him ponder how he would have made it if he HADN’T encountered her near ERUYT all them years ago. She had lived for many more ages than him, yet he daren’t say it to her FACE, however, he felt as if AGE was impacting HIM more than her … STRESS wasn’t good for the skin, after all, so thank god she’d returned to relieve him of such worries.
❝AYE, THOUGH the skies are far emptier without you, Fran.❞

B✗ █║│︻デ═一

—— ❛ you know that episode of S U P E R N A T U R A L where sam touches that lucky rabbits foot and then that hot as fuck chick (bella) steals it back making his luck turn to absolute shit ? well, how fucking dumb is it that i didn’t have to find a magic rabbits foot for that to happen ? don’t believe me ? ask the frog i stepped on, or maybe his buddy i stepped on as i was trying to step back. i like frogs, man. and considering they were probably some witch’s pets – i’m probably cursed. ❜

i stumbled upon the shoplifting side of tumblr and im like….yall are so damn dumb wh y the hell u posting what u stole online where someone could find where u live and report u or som thin??? but thatnks for the tips so i can easily spot shoplifters i see at my job (i dont think that stealing lingerie and dildos are a necessity or even worth getting arrested for like why these bitches so DUMB)

studeebean  asked:

(br) hey esther! I just came home from a holiday with the family and my dad randomly bought a bird today yay ✨ congrats btw on 3k! 😘

hi dee!! thank u :’) WHOA A BIRD??? NICE. what kind of bird is it!! anyways have a great day ahead u cute bean 

url: okay | cool | super cute | amazing | i’m stealing it

icon: cute | pretty | amazing | I LOVE IT | WHERE CAN I GET AN ICON LIKE YOURS

theme: not bad | gorgeous | amazing | flawless | SEND ME THE CODE???

original posts: couldn’t find it sorry :( | lovely | outstanding | SO AESTHETIC | asdgsfds I’M IN AWE | ARE YOU TAKING IN ANY STUDENTS (seriously tho)

random compliment: ur mobile theme’s header is adorable hahah ALSO UR ORIGINALS ARE GORGEOUS omg those bujo spreads???!! teach me 

anonymous asked:

so i was a thing with this guy for about three months before he asked me out and then we only dated for just over a month. i broke up with him because i felt like he didn't like me anymore and i didn't want to get hurt. it's been over 6 months and i still think about him almost everyday. i want him back so bad but i know he'll never date me again. i miss him so much. all i want is to be with him again. any advice?

idk what to tell u bb u broke up w him so now he’s probably finding his own way w out u. youll be okay tho, it takes time n yea sure you’ll always think abt him but before u know it someone else will come along n steal ur heart