i will find u if u steal it

and an exchange that occurs approximately every other morning chez killer cheekbones

aka ‘one thousand hairbrushes lying around the Commonwealth and he still steals mine’

honestly tho this is why i hate white ppl who practice vodou voodoo or santeria cuz its like ur stealing my culture that u made impossible for me to access

like i personally dont agree with “if ur called to it regardless of race u should go get involved” bcuz its like

no u should spiritually suffer for something u denied to me and my kin

u should have to make sacrifices for the fact that ur ppl not only tried to destroy these religions but also
commodified them once u saw u could

u dont get to be happy spiritually when the rest of us have to make due with blog posts and occasionally finding an affirming book

anonymous asked:

could I request friends to lovers for yoongi 😩😩😩 I love this boy so much and I loVe ur writing thank u queen of everything

thank u omg!!!! also i had a really good idea for yoongi and this au bless u!!
find jimin (here) ~

  • how do i put this nicely,,,,,,,,you and yoongi,,,,,,are both,,,,what the rest of bangtan refer to as evil masterminds
  • because apparently you and yoongi have schemed jungkook out of his snacks so many times that jungkook assumed a ghost was haunting the dorm and stealing his brownie packs when No it was just you and yoongi ,,,,,,using video games to distract him while also taking whatever snacks jungkook holed up in the closet 
  • you actually met yoongi because you were both buying chicken skewers at a stand and you’d been short three bucks so you were trying to explain that your cat chewed up your money back home and you were just soOO hungry
  • and yoongi was trying not to laugh his ass off while he was waiting but in the end,,,,,,he’d paid for both your food and you’d been suspicious because why,,,,,,,,,was this random guy being nice to you
  • but yoongi was just like “i have respect for people who make up bizarre stories to get what they want.”
  • and you were like AHEM it’s true my cat,,,,,,did try to eat my money and yoongi had just lifted his eyebrow like really and you were like yeah,,,,,,,,,,,,ok maybe not but ,,,,,,,whatever
  • and since then,,,,,you guys would see each other in the street and for a while he called you ‘the one with the money eating cat’ but then you learned each others actual names and well,,,,,,a beautiful friendship formed
  • on mutual scheming and also,,,,,you guys just fit really well together because neither of you are high maintenance at ALL like you hang out once every two freakin weeks. yoongi is appreciative of that
  • but one day you text yoongi and you’re like “there’s a new catering place and they said that if you’re engaged you and your spouse can try all their samples for FREE. wanna be fake married with me for an hour?”
  • and yoongi, upon reading food + free was like yeah im in let’s go
  • when you meet you’re like yoongi, here i got these fake rings from a claw machine game put them on and he’s like oh my god you really prepared for this,,,,,, and you’re like yeah we have to be convincing ok????? we’re both good actors so let’s do this
  • and yoongi shrugs but suddenly takes your hand in his and you’re like ?? and he’s like “we’re married, remember?” and you’re like yeah, ofc!! right,,,,,
  • and as you walk inside one of the planners greets you but you’re just like,,,,,honestly my husband and i would just like to see your entrees,,,,,,and taste them i heard it’s ? Free?
  • and the lady is like yep!! right this way and,,,,,,oh my god it’s like food out of a restaurant and when you look up at yoongi you can see his eyes sparkling and you’re just like hONEY which one,,,,,,should we try first????
  • and yoongi clears his throat and is like oh,,,um,,,well,,,uh,,,,which one do you want the most ,,,,,,,baby?”
  • and you’re both looking at each other and trying not to laugh and the lady is like ???? um,,,,hello??
  • and you’re both like WELL WE MIGHT AS WELL TRY EVERYTHING
  • and you do,,,,,,,oh you guys do,,,,,,,,you’re in there for like a good hour and a half until you’re like “,,,,,,,this was all very good me and my husband need to speak about our decision ,,,,,,,outside give us a minute?”
  • and the lady is like !!!!!! sure,,,,,btw you two are such a sweet couple!!! you guys were feeding each other and everything ive never seen two more compatible people
  • and you and yoongi are looking at her like O__O ,,,,,,oh,,,,,,,thanks
  • but you tug yoongi away and as you’re outside you’re like ok let’s make a run for it till she figures out we’re fakes LOL
  • and yoongi is like true true,,,,but without letting go of your hand he pulls you down the street and toward the subway and once you’re safe ,,,on your way back home
  • your hands,,,,,,are still,,,,,,well you’re still holding onto each other,,,,
  • and you’re like “yoongi,,,,,” and he’s like “oh, do you want me to let go?” and you’re like NO that’s not it,,,,,,but,,,,,,,,are you thinking about what she said????
  • and yoongi’s like “oh that we’re compatible? she’s right, we are.”
  • you look up at him and you’re like ???? what??? you think so and he’s like yeah,,,,,,i mean who else but me and you would pretend to be fake married for food
  • to which you’re like hmmm true,,,,,,but also you’re like,,,,,,,yoongi,,,,,,i want you to keep the ring i know it’s fake but you can have it
  • and yoongi is like chuckling and he’s like “of course im keeping it. we’re married, i can’t take it off.” and you’re like YOONGI and he’s like ok ok married might be taking it too far but it’s our first couple item right?
  • and you’re like COUPLE??!?!?? but also,,,,,, you can’t help but smile and yoongi catches it and puts his hand near his mouth to hide his own grin
  • and the train gets to your stop and yoongi gets up with you and you’re like don’t you have three more to go and he’s like “im going to walk you home,,,,,,it’d be rude if your boyfriend didn’t make sure you got home safe.”
  • you: boyfriend?
  • yoongi: husband?
  • you: ADGFKDSD MIN YOONGI PLEASE
Mobile masterlist (as of May 31, 2017)

tried to fit everything onto one GIANT masterlist post but tumblr glitches out and un-links everything if i do that SO here is my masterlist pt. 1!

CLICK HERE FOR MASTERLIST PT. 2

i ALSO added the date each post was created so it’s easier to tell which ones are newer posts hehe

Random Compilation Snaps: (2015-6)

Jimin Yoongi Jungkook Hoseok Taehyung
Jimin2 Yoongi2 Jungkook2 Hoseok Jin

Conversation Snaps:

jimin’s new hat | tae brings puppy to practice | tae wants to cuddle | surprising jimin at his concert | suga and jungkook in the studio | jimin wishes you good luck on your midterm | namjoon thinks you study too much | jimin comforts you during anxiety attack | jimin, jungkook, tae, hoseok wish u happy birthday
jimin misses u when it rains | tae finds a kitten | jimin teases ur crush on jungkook | jimin is cuter than jungkook? | jin wants to see your face | jungkook’s timberlands | sleepy tae | jimin steals your glasses | jungkook & tae tease you | namjoon reminds you to eat | tae cant keep secrets | dinner with hobie & tae | jealous jimin | jimin gives shopping advice | bangtan insider | backstage @ MMA | visiting busan | after music bank win (!!) | bts boyfriend takes care of you

Text Conversations:

Sorry he’s busy (2015) | accidental dirty text (2015) | old hairstyles (2015) | time of the month (2015) | i like you, bestfriend (2015) | school encouragement (2015) | weird 3am texts (2015) | study distractions (2015) | surprise international visit (2015) | post halloween party (2015) | public relationship (2015) | not leaving you alone at night (2015) | reacts to non-bts bias (2015) | puppy texts (2015) | protective big brother bangtan (2015) | nevermind suga (2015) | sick bangtan (2015) | jealous bangtan (2015) | jealous bangtan 2 (2015) | good luck during finals (2015) | demanding run music video answers (2015) | at MAMA2015 (2015) | doing bts’s makeup (2015) | happy birthday jin (2015) | bts calling you babygirl (2015) | today will be a better day (2015) | aegyo/oppa attack (2015) | random angst (2015) | random angst 2 (2015) | first love (2015) | why bts loves you (2015) | bts christmas presents (2015) | taehyung’s birthday gift (2015) | 난 너를 사랑해 by jin (2015) | reacts to drunk girlfriend (2015) | post-horror movie paranoia (2015) | bts patients (2015) | big brother jungkook (2015) | bts boyfriend wasnt original bias? (2015) | namjoon drunk angst (2015) | cringeworthy pickup lines (2015) | broken hearted bts’s little sister (2015) | sick, clingy bts girlfriend (2015) | meeting of girlfriend’s parents (2015) | take a break, bts (2015) | future lives with bts (2015) | childhood stories (2015) | namjoon’s twin (2015) | conversations while sitting in the same room (2015) | affectionate jungkook (2015) | not good enough for hoseok? (2015) | post-car accident (2015) | music composition with yoongi (2015) | v and suga are okay (2015) | sarcastic jungkook goes too far? (2016) | grumpy, hungry girlfriend (2016) | yoongi asks out jin’s best friend (2016) | BTS cheers you up after you end an important friendship (2016) | CASUAL bts 1 (2016) | CASUAL bts 2 (2016) | CASUAL bts 3 (2016) | jealous suga (2016) | 3 am cheer up (2016) | sleepy bts girlfriend (2016) | hoseok & 1VERSE (2016) | college!bts (2016) | highschool!bts (2016) | bts buys tampons for gf (2016) | bts bromance (2016) | yoongi’s bestfriend’s confession (2016) | burnt out bts girlfriend (2016) | jungkook confesses to noona (2016) | bts picks u up from work (2016) | teaching jimin english 1 (2016) | teaching jimin english 2 (2016) | teaching jimin english 3 (2016) | yoongi vs woozi (2016) | affectionate bts (2016) | valentines day texts (2016) | yoongi & long term gf (2016) | bts girlfriend @ exolution (2016) | angsty jungkook (2016) | angsty jimin 1 (2016) | angsty jimin 2 (2016) | happy birthday hobi (2016) | angsty suga breakup (2016) | needy maknaes (2016) | needy maknaes 2 (2016) | highschool jungkook (2016) | bts wishes u happy birthday (2016) | bts hiphop monster (2016) | bts cheers u up after shitty day at work (2016) | namjoon love (2016) | homesick namjoon & yoongi (2016) | bts & harry potter (2016) | exam crams 1 (2016) | exam crams 2 (2016) | bestfriend bts (2016) | bestfriend bts: long distance edition (2016) | needy namjoon (2016) | bts makes u jealous (2016) | shitty emotions (2016) | bts fashion (2016) | ‘i love you’ in korean (2016) | cute jungkook (2016) | soft yoongi (2016) | junkfood overload (2016) | airport fiasco (2016) | late girlfriend (2016) | agustd release!!! (2016) | late night random texts (2016) | yoongi’s unrequited love pt 1 pt 2 (2017) | fake boyfriend bestfriend (2017) | jimin’s new hair (2017) | sending bts boyfriend on makeup errand (2017) | 

CLICK HERE FOR MASTERLIST PT. 2

anonymous asked:

kuroo trying to steal tsukishima so he can have a read blocker kouhai would... go badly... kuroo he's got like 3 inches on u where would u take him... and if daichi finds out... rip

unfortunately for kuroo, daichi is taking no chances

onlyjihoons  asked:

park wink as your bf please? thank you💖

Originally posted by 01line

thanks for requesting!!


-definition of a gentlemen

- the type to hold the unbrella over u when its raining even if he gets wet, makes sure that u are walking on the side farthest away from cars, walks u home when its late bc hes scared of u walking alone

- secretly likes seeing u in his clothing so he leaves a lot of sweaters hanging around in hopes that he would see u one day wearing them

- once he saw u wearing his sweater and he nearly f A INTED

- help this poor boy

- he thought u were so cute and swore his heart almost stopped beating

- u were that cute

- going out shopping to buy matching items

- once suggested to have matching sweaters

- but u quickly denied it LMFAO especially when he held up a mustard yellow sweater and ur like

-honey,,,,no 

- so instead, u guys get matching phone charms!!! or lanyards w matching keychains!! ooo or those little plushies!!

- jihoon loves to buy u tiny matching keychains bc he thought it would be cute 

- but tbh u have a lot so u give some away to the members LMFAO 

- and then all of u are matching!!

- lots of cuddles!!

- likes to cuddle a lot when u two are laying down or spending time together

- when u guys cuddle, likes to give u kisses on ur neck or shoulders

- or just peppering ur face in kisses if u were on his lap bc he loves to spoil u

- so cute ok

- anyways, he likes to give a lot of hugs!!

- doesn’t matter what kind, he will hug u anytime

- but lowkey loves backhugs bc he likes to rest his head on ur shoulder and then u guys do that little waddle u know

- clingy af but knows when to back off lol

- likes to cling on to ur arms when ur purposely ignoring him or something

- ‘’why are u paying attention to ur phone?? pay attention to me instead!!”

- likes to hold hands a lot!!

- doesn’t matter if ur hands get sweaty lmao he likes to cling on to ur hands

- claims that he will love u even if u got sweaty hands lol

- date time!!

- the two of u like to go out on dates to find those aesthetically pleasing places lmao

- like cafes

- latte art!! jihoon thinks its so cool and so do u ngl 

- also, long walks in the park!!

- especially if he sees that there are people walking their dogs bc he lOVES dogs

- the type of person to stop and ask people if he can pet their dog LMFAO

- the two of u also like to have picnic on rlly nice days and invite the rest of wanna one

- mostly bc it gets wILD

- but gets jealous when he sees u having long convos w someone else and he’s not apart of it 

- the type to pout at you and get grumpy bc it should be him making u laugh not seongwoo >:(

-and karaoke battles w the rest of wanna one

- the night ends up w u and jihoon escaping bc it got too wild u were both scared that u guys would get kicked out LMFAO 

- the type to replace the shoelaces on ur shoes to different colors and tie them for u

- ‘’there!! we match now :>’’ 

- enjoys taking selfies w u and posting the cringiest captions or pick up lines lol

- also the type to judge u if u take those aesthetic pictures of ur food

- but then u end up judging him bc he does it too

- ‘’do u have to do that every time we go out?” 

- ‘’uhm excuse me?? YOURE DOING IT TOO WTF’’ 

- ‘’…..’’ 

- also the type to nap in ur lap when the two of u are watching a movie

- and demands that u play w his hair

- ‘’why are u paying attention to the movie?? aren’t i more interesting??”

- cue him pouting cutely at u ndjknfds

- and ur like

- ‘’,,,u loser’’ and u finally look at him

- and he just gives u a cute little grin and ur like

- dying

- how can a person be so cute??? the world may never know,,,

- also likes to give u lots and lots of kisses

- his kisses are, in general, the softest and sweetest in the world (in ur opinion)

- also the type to pull u close to him while he is kissing u because he likes the feeling of holding u close!!

- likes to put lots of emotions behind it bc he wants to convey what he feels through it

- gets flustered and stutters a bit when u two pull away bc he’s still relishing the feeling of ur lips on his

- and he’s like

- ‘’wOW’’

- ‘’how did i get so lucky???”

- jeojangs u a lot

- jihoon: look!!
-you:???

-jihoon:

Originally posted by woojinsus

-fights can be kinda rough w jihoon

-bc u two are still young, there can be misunderstandings and u guys get angry easily


-usually jihoon gets very defensive once u argue w him


- if it’s something dumb, he’ll scoff and roll his eyes but probably say something that makes u even angrier lmfao


- if it escalated into something more serious, u would be the type to walk out first


-mostly bc u know if u get jihoon angry, he would lose control of his filter and would say whatever what was on his mind


- and as mad as u are, u didn’t want this to go to the point where it could end up really bad

-’’u can yell as much as u want but im leaving before i will say something i regret’’

- and u just leave like boom

- but despite the harsh argument, he would be the type to go find you after cooling down 

-and wouldn’t leave u alone bc he hates when u guys drag on the argument, especially over something petty

-making up is mutual tho, the two of u talk it and see what terms u guys can agree to and fix

- in the end, the two of u reunite and spend the rest of the night cuddling away

-because really, who can resist park jihoon??

-especially w his puppy eyes that are steal your heart away? 

I feel SO betrayed right now

oKAY SO I KNOW ALL OF US HAVE A BIAS WRECKER… NOT ONLY ONE BUT MAYBE SIX MORE BIAS WRECKERS.

I’m so done

SO DONE.

Okay, for the past years I’ve been peacefully having Hyungwon as my bias but then Yoo Kihyun decides to come in and tried to steal mah hart mah soul…. and he succeeded…. hELP

Originally posted by kookihyunnie

Originally posted by aceyng

jUST LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING

Originally posted by mybabyoppa

deym look at how he moves his eyebrows <3 so much emotions and feels and yes <3 ;u;

Originally posted by 1aeyong

look at how cute he laughs huhuhuhu

Originally posted by beautifulmv

Originally posted by kingpjms

just look at him. LOOK AT HIM ;u;

Originally posted by babywoon

Even when he’s not lookig, he’s still freaking ughhh :(( hELP MAH HART MAH SOUL

Originally posted by porkbunwonho

so cute ;u; (i cant find the gif of him riding the vikings with dem boys ;-;)

Originally posted by kihyunh

iM SO SORRY BUT I STILL FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE WHEN HE MAKES THAT FACE :((((((

Originally posted by kihqun

LOOK AT THAT SIDE PROFILE DEEYMMM

Originally posted by hanichul

isn’t he cute when he’s cringing at his own words or actions or embarrassed idk anymore ;u; 

Originally posted by babywoon

LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL SMILE (and the cutie changkyun and minhyuk)

Originally posted by j00h0ney

DON’T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES ON ME YOO KIHYUN

Originally posted by ckyun


ohkay idk anymore

i feel so betrayed by my own hart own soul own huhuhuhuhu ;u;

hELP

3

sick and tired of constantly losing his boyfriend in the supermarket, tony decided to take matters into his own hands

husband | jongin

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

  • first things first
  • monggu gets his own room
  • really caring??? would already be doing things for u before u could even ask
  • a really simple, stereotypical happy marriage
  • like hoNEY IM HOME!!! N UD COME OUT OF THE KITCHEN WEARING UR CUTE LITTLE APRON AND MONGGU RUNS BEHIND U AND !!!!!!!!!!
  • still loves holding u in any way possible
  • still incredibly sweet to u about everything
  • he thinks ur the funniest and cutest like !!! 
  • used to poke ur cheeks as ur bf but NOW he rubs ur cheeks and pats them a lot
  • even more koala like than before
  • always doing the most to keep u happy
  • would move ur arms around and make u do dances when ur in front of him
  • um i cant think this might be really short
  • always kisses ur forehead before he sleeps
  • OH OR UR NOSE
  • ur basically inseparable best friends who just happened to be married
  •  a lot of simple dates but theyre really romantic
  • if u wake up before him hed come find u and lean his forehead against the back of ur shoulder for like 30 mins before his sleepy ass finally realises its living time
  • A LOT OF LATE NIGHT SNACKS LIKE HE’D WAKE U UP COS HE DOESNT WANNA EAT ALONE
  • ur mom tries to steal him from u
  • stares at u a lot and is just like….iloveuxoxo

minseok | junmyeon | yixing | baekhyun | jongdae | chanyeol | kyungsoo | sehun

anonymous asked:

please please please make taekook headcanons thanks love you and your art

*whispers* my time has finally come


  • ravenpuff bfs
  • kookie is either Done™ with tae or he’s heart eyes there’s no in between 
  • tae drags him literally everywhere
  • “so i heard this super rad garage band is playing on this completely safe alley a few miles away from hogsmead u wanna come” “no” “kay see ya later” “…god damn it wait for me”
  • they’ll sneak into the dark forrest so tae can see the animals up close and kookie just tags along as a bodyguard 
  • zonko dates!!!! they’re that couple at the toy store pressing all the buttons and testing every single thing
  • the workers just ignore them at this point
  • “i dare you to go to the shrieking shack” “well i dare you to give me a piggyback ride there”
  • quidditch arch nemesis 
  • honestly their rivalry in the field is ridiculous 
  • “scared, kim?” “you wish”
  • “traINING FOR BALLET JEON”
  • midnight!!!! quidditch!!! practice!!!1!1
  • they race across the great lake and dare eachother to go near water
  • then they fly up to the astronomy tower to have snacks and watch the stars!!!!
  • one day jungkook walks into the ravenclaw common room and tae is there?? blue tie and all
  • “how did u get in here” “i blended in. u know, for ravenclaws y'all are kinda dumb” 
  • “where did you even find that tie” “i’ll have you know hufflepuffs are particularly good finders” “…..did u steal that from my quidditch locker” “…..no”
  • HOWLER FIGHTS!!!!!
  • they just send compliments back and forth and literally all of hogwarts wants to murder them
  • but no one says anything bc kookie is kinda scary 
  • “awwwww you’re so cute when you’re angry” “i will stupefy you into the next dimension” “c u t e”
  • secret handshakes. but with their wands.
  • like they do some shit and suddenly there’s sparkles flying all around and some weird choir music no one knows how tae got into a spell
  • Lets do Incredibly Dangerous Shit™ couple

  • love
  • taekook
father + husband!park woojin

summary: what would having park woojin as a father and husband be like? 

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE NON-IDOL/AU AS ASKED BUT I FORGOT ABOUT IT BC I COULDNT HELP BUT THINK OF WANNA ONE OH MY GOD SO IM SO SORRY :( DONT ATTACK ME BC OF WOOJINS AGE OR ANYTHING BUT THIS WAS REQUESTED AND TOO LONG ENJOY

  • i think woojin would b a great dad honestly and a husband
  • his proposal would be super cheesy. he’d have some cameras around but its pretty private
  • its the cutest thing ever
  • he’d be an aMAzing husband
  • treats u right
  • there are some arguments in between about like jealous n stuff
  • since i think woojins a pretty jealous cutie pie
  • but there wont be quite a lot
  • he knows how to treat u and his kids right!!
  • tbh the genes would probs be mainly from him sorrybut
  • like maybe one of his kids having his snaggletooth?? CUTE
  • one of them having his rapping skills yes
  • and duh,
  • HIS DANCING SKILLLSSSS
  • you’d have a talented family
  • kinda runs around the house
  • probably would have a pet
  • his kids love their hyungs/uncles/oppas ??? lol
  • would get jealous over them lol
  • he’d take his wife imma just put ‘you’ lol and kids to some behind the scenes
  • sometimes you dont tag along to photoshoots n stuff“where’s y/n?” daniel asks
    “she didnt want to come. she didnt want to know the spoilers” woojin says
    “i see- OOF! hi little one,” daniel feels a kid smash on his broad back
  • sometimes you dont want to bc spOILERRRRS
  • everyone in wanna one is a great uncle lmfao?
  • THEY LOVE THEIR UNCLE ONG
  • ong makes ur kids laugh so much they could probably die
  • “whos ur favourite uncle?” wanna one members gather around
  • “uncle ong!” ur kids say in union
  • woojin laughs
  • he’d be very caring, keeping an eye on his kids or he’d ask a staff member
  • “thats right” cocky ong says “ah u all are so cute! come give ur uncle ong  a hug!”
  • but tbh all the kids would probably like all their uncles but ong is lowkey #1 in their hearts lol
  • SO
  • what happens around the house?
  • obviously the wanna one members come around. lowkey just for the kids tho
  • the kids are fuckin terrified of jaehwans laugh like one time jaehwan was chasing them and laughing lol
  • and ur daughter was like “dad!!! tHERES A PSYCHO IN THE HOUSE!! MUMJSDHRHCH”
  • they love daehwis hair so much
  • “kekkeke,” your daughter laughs as she plays with daehwis hair
  • obvs they love ong bc hes so funny
  • ong tells ur kids jokes and then they pass it on to u and woojin
  • and ur like
  • “WHO TOLD YOU THAT???”
  • “uNCLE ONG! ITS FUNNY RIGHT!!”
  • they live for minhyuns looks like they always touch his face lmfao
  • when u and woojin are on a date or something u leave them with their fave uncles and they adore jisung so much bc hes like their next mum 
  • jisung: shall we go out for dinner??
  • ur kids: H*CK YEAH
  • ur kids love jihoon. so fucking much. they make jihoon do nae maeum soge jeojang 25/8
  • ur daughter is probably the one who has a crush on jihoon
  • “jihoon oppa! do u have abs???”
  • insert daniel giggling in the background
  • jihoon gets shy and says yes until ur daughter lifts up his shirt
  • your son(s) aim to be as sweggy as guanlin, so they look up to him very much
  • “u-uncle guanlin!! am i $weggy yet???”
  • jinyoung often gives ur children piggybacks
  • AND THEY LOVE IT
  • “uncle jinyoung!!! piggyback??”
  • jinyoungs on the floor as he just gave them one each, breathing heavily, “ah…”
  • now, to daniel
  • they like to go to daniels place bc yknow, cats
  • “uncle daniel!!! dye ur hair blue!!”
  • “okay cutie.” daniel pinches their cheeks
  • whenever u and woojin have to let ur children stay at their place
  • and they like to snuggle on sungwoon and make him sing them to sleep
  • ITS THE MOST ADORABLEST THING EVER
  • woojin takes care of u a lot ok
  • if ur sick he makes sure that youre eyed on 24/7
  • the sweetest husband ever :’)
  • like woojin might not be experienced but he definitely learned some advice from jisung mum
  • if it was sickness he had no idea about jisung and google are his first priorities lol
  • the kids tend to hug u and always say: “get better mum! fighting!”
  • the kids love playing wanna one on tv
  • probably would do their greeting
  • “daddy!! teach me ur greeting!”
  • “you do this: all i wanna do, wanna one!”
  • they do it along with him and its sUPER CUTE
  • you find woojin having the cutest moments with ur children, like when they make cookies and theyre like messing up the entire thing and woojins like “ah! dont do that love!”
  • and he does the same with you, hes so thankful for u as his wife 
  • like playing uno and when u lose ur children go boo but then one of ur kids are like “dont say that to mummy! it hurts her feelings!”
  • you laugh bc of how cute
  • woojin just smiles widely bc Hes dying loWkey
  • Ok this is gonna get a bit angsty:
  • obviously being married will have some arguments
  • but i guess the arguments would probably involve the children like their grades, hanging with other people and not acknowledging the other person whos feeling neglected, jealousy
  • maybe his kids would feel mad at him too
  • and you as well 
  • like coming home extremely late, which is likely woojin since you only do day shifts
  • “daddy.. you weren’t at dinner,” his son says
  • “im sorry..” he knows that you’re upset bc you cant be seen
  • “where’s your mum?”
  • “shes upstairs”
  • woojins a little bit upset
  • “are you mad at me?” he asks his son
  • “a little bit.. but we’ll sort it out”
  • if its a big reason to fight your children would find out immediately bc of the shouting and they all begin to cry
  • and you and woojin turn to them
  • “g-go back upstairs, munchkins,” you say
  • “n-no.. why are you and dad fighting?” your daughter bursts into tears, “we dont like you fighting like this..”
  • “i-its just.. a couple thing.. dont worry, okay?” woojin says, “we’re just… overwhelmed..”
  • your daughter runs away to go upstairs crying and you and woojin feel guilty, you couldnt help but shed some tears
  • “please sort it out..” your son sighs before going upstairs too
  • ok, so when its you that makes woojin upset:
  • sometimes you’re a little bit stressed and woojin wants to calm you down but you kinda snap at him
  • “y/n, calm down-”
  • “how can i calm down, woojin?! this is so important to me and if i don’t do it right-”
  • you stare at him, your gaze softening
  • “im s..sorry i uh..”
  • “i get it. you need time alone.” he walks to the door and slams the door behind you
  • ANYWAYS
  • just know that woojin will always be there
  • he loves u and his children very much
  • will actually do anything his children says
  • he loves them so much
  • sometimes when ur children have bad nightmares u all snuggle in one bed
  • so cute
  • HOPE U LIKED THISJDHCHCHC
  • supposed to be non idol smh me smh me smh me kill me
  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ANYWAYS THANK UF OR READINGthis wa sso long jshdhhc 
  • ALSO just saying just bc i find gifs on google does not mean that i steal these gifs! i dont credit gif owners but just know the credits go to them :)

anonymous asked:

Lmao, SO let me tell u that for the 6 months I have been following you, I've always read ur name as ironikpen (as in ironic but instead of the C is an K u know). But I couldn't find you in the search and was like ???????? So I had to go through all my follows to find u. I was always like, but isn't that the name??? *squint eyes* [ironikpen] me:??? But today, oh today I finally see that its actually "iron ink pen" oh my god. *laughs at my own freaking self*

almost every time i go to type my url i write it as “ironkinkpen” so i feel you lskdjfljdf this is what i get for not putting dashes in it

opinions of signs as people i know

(im a pisces sun and gemini moon)

aries: so good in every way i don’t know how they do what they do. down to earth and honest, will always give you a legitimate answer. genuinely cares about all their friends, witty as fuck. always positive and sends out gud vibes. somehow procrastinates on shit for hours but gets it done. they throw shade tactfully so no one ever knows. forgetful at times.

taurus: forgets how great they are at times, but can end up wallowing in self-pity. super procrastinators, extremely welcoming as a person and probably is cool with u. excellent cookers. subtweets a lot. treats u like family, but you’ll know if they dislike you. great taste in music. all memories with them are good ones, unless u piss them off. always has a lot on their mind. good people if u need to vent to someone. highly valued friends.

gemini: absolutely wonderful, is actually the living embodiment of sunshine. truly just wants the best for u. has their days, but who doesn’t. prone to anxiety. has a line for everything. youre either their friend or you want to be. witty as hell the one thing that’s true, loves to make people laugh and build relationships. loves to be involved, can adapt well. sometimes is overwhelmed by life. someone who will go out of their way to help u. book smart but often naive. dont dismiss them because theyre a gemini, they are more than worth ur time.

cancer: sweet like diabetes bruh. they honest to god radiate positive and good vibes. thinks theyre living in a disney channel movie. i always picture them with a smile. empathetic, willing to help. makes a bigger deal than it is and cry for ages, or theyll brush it off like it never happened. forgiving. dont take advantage of it, eventually theyll stop coming back around and it will hurt. gets carried away at times and will manipulate stories. likes laughing at dumb things.

leo: steals the show, if u find out someones a leo it makes sense. furiously protective, would probably die for their friends. so great with people but often loses focus. doesnt cope well, but they will deal with things. more sensitive than u think. loves to laugh, ur stomach will hurt when ur with them. a foodie. wants u to do ur best. sometimes its hard to tell whether theyre serious or not. always on their phones and enjoys a good meme.

libra: every single libra ive met is like my bff. rapid talkers, always have something going on in their head and they’re constantly thinking, it’s insane. probably going to be ballin by age 20. truly beautiful inside and out. indecisive as fuck which can lead to real life problems and lots of dilemmas. loves telling a good story and likes having attention. gets good gifts. has a great sense of style. wants to explore the world. appreciates little things. can listen to any type of music i swear

virgo: the ones i know i have gorgeous eyes. often lets their priorities slip. in great shape. humbled, ive never heard one brag or talk about themselves. good at reading people. has a small group of friends that they love deeply. will listen to you. loves adventures and new things. looks for improvement. gets hung up on the wrong things. the last person to talk about their feelings. always looks like theyre up to something. 

scorpio: true embodiment of emo. is always wearing a bitch face, but you get to know them and they will treat you like they’ve known u for their whole life. down to do legit anything. someone you can sit in silence with for hours and have it not feel awkward. lots of trust issues. bad with breakups and letting go. goofy as hell. loves writing. if they let u in be thankful. 

sagittarius: will show u a good time, you could spend days with them and never get bored. youll know if they dont like u. notoriously flaky. generally pretty attractive. has 10 bitches on call. doesnt fall easily, but when they do its hard. can act sort of ditsy sometimes, dont let that fool u. class clown. theyre paying attention a lot more than u might think. very selective on what they want to put their effort towards. dont get emotionally attached to one unless u wanna get wrecked

capricorn: individualistic as fuck, each one has their own really unique style. killer sense of humor. screaming deep down inside. best at decision making and prioritizing for success, but sometimes it can be difficult to follow through. does stuff on their own terms. u think theyre high all the time, but thats just who they are. they probably smoke too though. will stick through thick and thin for you. can hold grudges for ages and really aloof. loves alternative music. u dont understand how great they are until u get to know one. 

aquarius: the best sense of humor, enjoys shows like The Office. as harsh as they can be, theyre kind of sensitive too? gets frustrated with friends. somewhat intimidating to approach. furiously loyal. loves to be outside and animals and shit. wants to do whats best for them and cuts off shitty people. under appreciated. never tries to look good, but when they do its like a kiss from the heavens on both of ur eyelids.  wastes time a lot. somewhat aloof until you get to know them. 

pisces: (lmao me) creative powerhouses, can spit poetry and loves lyrics with good meanings. gives too many chances to shitty people. likes to get along with everyone. down to do anything. loves to be sad as fuck and gets swallowed in self pity a lot. has individualistic opinions that they will share. craves a good relationship and good conversations. can be two faced. truly looks for the best in people. likes posting selfies. lightweight crazy bitches but in the best way. feels deeply. 

jason todd’s post-crisis origins, a summary, pt 2, i read comics so you don’t have to: THE ENDING (pt 1 here)

batman #409

bruce: i just can’t keep my mind off that weird opossum wearing clothes i ran into tonight

bruce: i mean how did an opossum 1) find an appropriately sized leather vest and 2) learn to steal tires?? we just don’t know

bruce: well, time 2 do some stealth detective work

bruce: *walks into free health clinic in crime alley* hi im brucie wayne can u give me all the info u have on catherine todd??

secretary: she died bro :( here’s all her info, btw do u know what HIPAA is? bcs i clearly don’t

bruce: *walks into police headquarters* hi im batman can u give me all the info u have on catherine todd??

commissioner: her husband is willis todd. he died bro :( double-crossed two face

bruce: lol a pun

commissioner: oh shit lol

commissioner: anyway why are u so obsessed with the todds?? creep

bruce: “let’s just say i have an interest in a young man” REAL QUOTE

~~~~on the other side of town~~~~

ma gunn: children please gather round, we have a new student. KILL HIM

jason: what the fuCK ??? i just got here, i thought grammas are supposed to be nice and bake cookies n shit what t hell??

ma gunn: hm it’s been less than half a page of fighting and he’s still not dead, so i guess we’ll keep him :) what a nice gift from mr batman

ma gunn: *lights up*

ma gunn: today lesson is GUNS. guns is good. use guns to shoot people

class: k

ma gunn: drink alcohol it’s really good for u and what my dead sons loved to abuse lol :))

class: k

jason: this lady is batty (o shit a pun), i’m outtie *runs away*

bruce: well it is time for patrol, i guess that opossum was right abt people hiding until today to do crime. oh hey look over there, some rich college kids tryna buy weed lol

bruce: HEY NERDS LMAO U FORGET UR CALCULATOR AT HOME???? LMAOOOO

bruce: seriously tho “keep ur noses clean and ur butts out of crime alley” REAL QUOTE

bruce: well as fun as beating up nerds is it’s time to head home– O FUCK a civilian needs my help

civillian: help

bruce: did someone stole ur tires?? THAT FUCKIN OPOSSUM doesn’t it know any other tricks jfc

jason: *listening 2 punk records n reading a book in his shit apartment*

bruce: hey

jason: hey

jason: wait what the fuck WHY R YOU IN MY APARTMENT AGAIN stop its weird :/

bruce: U DIDNT KEEP UR END OF THE BARGAIN!!!!!!! *lots of dramatic pointing*

jason: like hell i didnt!

bruce: omg how DARE u use that DISGUSTING FOUL LANGUAGE around me watch ur fucking MOUTH like how dare u SWEAR at me like that u little shit

jason: sorry i mean, like heck. like heck i didn’t.

bruce: ok well wth happened then? y arent u in school rn??

jason: dude that was a fuckin scam school where they teach kids how to do crime (and they didnt even have cookies)

bruce: i dont believe u and i am 500% more committed to taking the word of this scary looking gramma than u

jason: ok well fuck u then. i don’t wanna learn to be no crook. i just boost what it takes to survive.

bruce: (TINY SOUND OF BRUCES HEART BREAKING)

jason: idc if u don’t believe me. not ALL adults are saints, u know.

me: (TINY SOUND OF MY HEART BREAKING)

jason: tbh i overheard their plans, theyre gonna steal shit from the museum tonight

bruce: lol ya right u ridiculous marsupial, i’m leaving BYE

bruce: *5 seconds later* i better check the museum 2 make sure that nobody–  O SHIT HE DIDNT LIED

ma gunn: lol hi batman im just here to steal these huge fake gems (?????????? why tho) and kill u 

batman: no

bruce: *punches every one EXCEPT!!!! one student who sneaks behind him and is abt to drop a huge fake diamond on top of him–*

jason: BATMAN LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bruce: O FUCK JASON WHERE DID U COME FROM, THIS MUSEUM DEFINITELY NEEDS BETTER SECURI– ow shit im dead

jason: *knocks kid out while making puns bcs its a requirement and otherwise he won’t get adopted*

bruce: nvm NVM i’m ok. thanks for the rescue small nocturnal friend, btw why r u here??

jason: i had to make sure someone stopped them :/// u were being a prick i wasnt sure if u’d show

bruce: get in my car

jason: the fuck

bruce: don’t be a little shit

jason: even tho im a streetwise kid and should know better than 2 accept rides from strange adult men, ok.

bruce: *points to jason* luv that robin

jason: robin????? :o

jason: …hell yeah heLL YEAH damN RIGHT FUCKIGN RIGHt

bruce and jason: *drive into sunset sunrise together*

anonymous asked:

Whenever I smell a really good men's perfume I always think about what Jim would smell like. He probably smells soo good. ( I was in the perfume section at a store and I tested Savage by Dior and I think he would smell like that 😩) Don't u just wanna sneak into his room when he's sleeping just to smell his neck. Or steal a shirt so u can wear it and smell like him all day. Someone needs to write a fanfic like this. ( sorry if this was too weird.. I'm weird and awkward ) ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

that’s not weird at all!! i bet he smells amazing too!! i wrote some stories about them smelling each other’s shirts. you can find them here, if you like:

- What Logic Fails to Explain

Written for this prompt: Imagine Spock stealing one of Jim’s shirts so he can smell it at night.

Summary: Jim goes away for a two week mandatory conference and Spock learns that logic isn’t everything. Pining and insecurity follow. But Jim always manages to put him back together, even if he’s not physically there.

- Actually Married

Written for this prompt: from anon… “Jim adores that his cabin and bed on Enterprise finally smells like Spock, and this is home.”

aka that one time when Jim realized that Spock was literally his space husband…

feel free to rec others if you guys know of any <3333