How to leave a good impression
During a home-brew 5e modified Mines of Madness campaign we ran into a situation where my Blue Dragonborn rogue had been transformed into a Huge creature through a combination of a Ring of Permanent Enlarge Person/Reduce Person, and an unstable potion of Growth. The party, all level three consists of myself, the DM playing a Hexblade Tiefling, and my Wife playing a Tiefling Sorcerer.
I had already activated my ring and was currently classified as a Large Creature, we were fighting skeletal dwarves, there were 6 left.
Me: (OOC) “Fuck, if i take another axe im gonna be in trouble.
DM (OOC) “You are the biggest target in the room, and… Well you can try that potion you found…”
We found this potion in an outhouse on the surface, I’m carrying it but no one really wanted to drink it.
Me: I took a few axes to the chest and was fairly hurt* “I chug the unstable potion.”
DM: rolls a d100*
DM (OOC) Are you still using that ring?
Me, confused OOC “Yeah?”
DM shakes his head and buries his face in his palm, “You grow Bigger.”
Me really confused “But im at lar-”
DM cutting me off, “Nope nope, now your Huge.”
Me OOC “This room isnt big enough…”
Me: “I grow to large size and fill most of the room in the process, crushing two dwarves with my…Tits.”
Group is laughing their collective butts off when the DM screams a profanity and starts rolling dice.
Everyone is silent and then
DM “As the Rogue becomes big enough to crush us all, the floor beneath us crumbles…”
Everyone but me groans and starts rolling saving throws as i say “Well, thats the way the dungeon crumbles!”