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Why Dipper is Trans

  - Mabel and Dipper are identical twins, which means they were born the same sex (Monozygotic (identical) twins occur when a single egg is fertilized to form one zygote (monozygotic) which then divides into two separate embryos. They are the same sex and their traits and physical appearances are very similar but not exactly the same)

- We don’t know Dipper’s “real name” because it’s his birth name

- gets upset over not being called a man in multiple episodes

- wears a shirt to the pool

-gets upset when he has to do “girly” stuff

- Said he always liked the name Tyrone, he was thinking of names for himself

- He’s insecure about his voice

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So I’ve literally never seen this before in my life. My life is now complete. 
HOW THE HELL HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE NOW?
*clicks replay as she giggles nonsensically* 

After all the shit I’ve been thru, I never thought I’d have a good relationship. But then you came along and showed me what I should be treated like and I’m so thankful that I’ve been blessed with you
—  Unknown
  • Lance: [texting] God Keith I just wanna take your clothes off when you get home.
  • Keith: [texting] Please fold them neatly when you do so.

au where everything’s the same except Remus talks like an old southern woman.

“Y'all please”

“Harry, Harry… Bless your heart”

“Severus, I swear to the Lord, if you don’t shut your trap this instant, I’ll stick a sock in in for you”

*puts hands over Harry’s ears* “Little ears, you silly fucking asshat”

“Well, Harry, back when I was a boy”

*something happens* “Well, I never”

And who could forget:

“Sirius Black… Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit”

i have had the unfortunate opportunity to grow up in a part of the south, and i heard pretty much all of these things at some point in my life. i’m not exaggerating. feel free to add.

LESS QUESTIONS, MORE PAIN

MY BOY! THAT IS A LOT OF BLOOD LOSS!!!

MY BOYYYYY

OK, I’M GETTING SICK OF THIS, STOP TORMENTING MY BOY! WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN SCARY???? (side note- this is the closest we’ve gotten to the horseman so far, and it’s unsettling how similar his build is to that of Jack… plus, his eyes are a similar shape.)

JESUS BOY (in all seriousness, this scene was PAINFUL to watch)

I’ve gotta be honest with you- the scene with this guy was amazingly horrific. I’d be shaking in my boots if I wasn’t barefoot. The way he moved, his unnaturally twisted expressions, euuugh.

OH MY LORD HOW ARE YOU ALIVE!?! (if the story of the wolf truly parallels Jack’s, I’d say this is a good omen)

OH MY GOD!!!!

OH MY GOD IT’S MY PURE CINNAMON BUN YES I HAVE BEEN BLESSED OH MY LORD I WILL PROTECT YOU FOREVER

“Burp!” “Urrrp!”

THE CUTEST

“i halp.” “Wait stop-” “i HALP.”

sweet jesus. i stand corrected. this is the cutest goddamn thing. look at his face. he is so happy, my tired boy. lord give me strength

~~BEAUTIFUL, LONG-ASS FIGHT SCENE THAT ENDS WITH THIS~~

hoe don’t do it

oh my god

Sometimes I doubt if I could be anything for you
can’t stomach these feelings
that are floating around for you
I’ve tried many ways to rid of this love
I have in my heart for you
only because you can’t seem to feel the same too
I’ve been writing poems about you for two years now
hopeless in love and all I can feel is foolish
can’t even talk to you the same just to mask the fact
that I’m in love with you, but I know my eyes are 101 loveproof
I see couples together all around me
and my mind betrays me for a moment and I’m consumed
with thoughts of the possibility that we could be
and you loving me could finally become true
You catch my eye, but I look down and pretend it didn’t happen
the way your dimples deepen give me the impression
that you could be feeling me
But then I see you hugged up with your girlfriend
and the thought of you liking me turns into a fantasy


I secretly catch you staring at me closely or from afar
have me wondering whether you find me beautiful
or if you’re simply just dozing off
I’m just lost––but, probably not I’m not the type to drop jaws
just the type to make you laugh
our relationship remaining platonic
and all you’ll have of me are friendly, wholesome thoughts
Where in my right mind did I come up
with the notion that you might love me more than a best friend?
But that bit of hope keeps me thinking:
is that really how everything will end?
I have no idea, but only time will tell
and though I think I don’t deserve it
I’m blessed that the Lord has left you in my life still
Although I know you can’t just be best friends
with someone you’re in love with
I hope that it’ll just be a matter of time
that you will be mine

—  he’s not mine