i will also accept god as a her

anonymous asked:

White are you so critical of only white women and not white men?

I felt like this questions was coming.

Why am I more critical toward white women? Because here on tumblr, we’ve all collectively called out and agreed that white men are racist, and in society the most racist and oppressive group. There is NO argument when it comes to that and I agree, I am also happy that people, even white men and women alike fully accept that.

But it’s differently for white women.

While I am happy that tumblr is basically the platform for female positivity, there are extreme flaws in that movement.

Flaws that tend to excuse women for the terrible things they do simply because they are women—but not all groups of women, specially white women. Tumblr scrutinizes and is always harsher toward women of color than they are white women, hating on women of color for the same things they love or excuse white women for doing.

Here on tumblr, it is not acknowledged or generally accepted that white women can be racist and oppressive, while in my experiences white girls/women are the most racist group here on tumblr and in fandom. Yet, no body knows this outside of the poc community and when the topic of white women being racist or oppressive is brought up, white girls get upset and try to dissuade the conversation with “all women” or “let’s bring each other up, not tear each other down” bullshit. (Like I cannot count how many exclusively woc posts that white women have derailed and tried to erase a racial issue with “feminism for all”!!)

Tumblr does not scrutinize white women the way it should, because they are women. Yet women of color here are usually brought down, or ignored because of white women. White women are put on pedestals here on tumblr as heads of social justice, but when a woman of color talks to them about social justice issues or attempts to call them out on their racism, then the white girl gets upset and her friends do to.

White women believe they are untouchable when it comes to being racist/oppressive yet they execute some of the most racist tropes I’ve ever seen in fandom and claim they are being revolutionary or progressive. White women also fail to acknowledge or accept that men of color face prejudice and oppression , and they as white women have more freedom and privilege and are not nearly as oppressed as men of color—especially here in America.

Tumblr is filled with privileged, racist white girls who perpetrate their white feminism and think they know equality but they do not. yet, tumblr as a whole accepts the white woman as a sign of feminism, female empowerment and idolizes her; tumblr accepts that white women can do no wrong because they are girls and their feminism/social justice speak for us all.

And when a woman of color dares to speak out, the God help her.

So I will always be critical toward white women because as a black woman, I have only been subjected to racism here on tumblr by privileged white women/girls and I think tumblr needs to realize that while white men are the ultimate oppressors, white woman are not far behind, not at all.

Also anyone can reblog this and if you see it I would encourage you to because this needs to be brought to light!

Let’s talk about.... Riverdale.

It’s been a while since I wrote or actually made an article on my blog but
Two weeks ago, I discovered Riverdale. And good god I can’t get enough of it. As I was fangirling ( and snapping my reactions to my best friend ) through episode 6 today, I thought : “ Why not make a list of the people I suspect and why ? “ So here you go Riverdale’s fans, here’s my contribution.

RIVERDALE CHARACTERS AND WHAT WE KNOW/ DON’T KNOW ABOUT THEM / DO I SUSPECT THEM OR NOT

  #SPOILER ALERT


ARCHIE ANDREWS

( that jawline tho ) During the summer, Archie was working for his dad (#abs) and frickfracking with Mrs Grundy (#cougar). He obviously knew Jason bc football team and he actually has an aliby. He was with Mrs Grundy when the gunshot was fired. BUT we do know ;that the gunshot was fired by Dilton Doyley. And we don’t know what happened after that but I think they just headed home and he concentrated on his music to forget about the gunshot and knowing a fellow student was dead.

Do I suspect him : YES / NO / MAYBE

VERONICA LODGE 

I’ll be brief about Veronica. During the summer, she was probably still in New York, and never put a step in Riverdale before the start of the story 

Do I suspect her: YES / NO / MAYBE

BETTY COOPER

Damn gurl.
Here’s the thing about Betty. Every episode makes me question her. One episode I’m like “ of course she didn’t “ and one episode after I’m like “ yeeah, maybe she did. “ 
Betty Cooper is the image of the perfect daughter; good grades, casual clothes, not too popular. On the first episode, her mom gave her some medecine ( i don’t remember the name gosh ) and I looked up on the internet and it’s for helping focus and apparently well used in the USA by students. It also says that it can causes paranoia. Well, well, well. Official version is that Betty was doing an internship during the summer. But good god, I thought she was innocent until I saw the bathtub scene. Remember ? “ Say you’re sorry for what you did to me, Jason “. In the comics we know there was some feud between the sisters because of Jason so why not ? What if she couldn’t accept her sister being happy with him? Anyway, after episode 6 I have my doubts; she apparently didn’t knew about her sister’s condition and I’m starting to think she just snapped at Chuck because she was just so angry ( my little bean, too precious for this world. ) 

Do I suspect her : YES / NO / MAYBE

JUGHEAD JONES III

I just looooooove his character so much (Plus, Cole Sprouse, youknowwhatImean ) We know that this precious being was supposed to go on a road trip with Archie on the 4th of July, but Archie prefered his cougar, leaving the precious being alone. No aliby for him then. And I mean, what a plot twist would it be, you know, writing a book about the investigation of the murder you commited? Anyway, I don’t really think he is connected to the murder, I mean he barely knew Jason and let’s be honest, other things to think than killing a guy.

Do I suspect him : YES / NO / MAYBE

CHERYL BLOSSOM 

(#queenslayin ) At first, I thought she was only going to be a basic bitch character that we love to hate but she is so much more than that. She really did love her brother, and of course it makes her a suspect. Her family is clearly insane and her brother was a rock. She helped him go away BUT did she? Maybe she knew Polly was pregnant and that he was going to run away with her and she couldn’t stand it ? 

Do I suspect her : YES  / NO / MAYBE

POLLY COOPER 

Introduced to us in Episode 6, Polly was an interrogation point. We now know she was dating Jason, that she is pregnant with his child and that they were supposed to run away together, until Alice “mom of the year” Cooper decidet to incarcerate her. The theory that she was “sick” is wronged by Bughead finding the car she told them about. We know both Coopers and Lodges didn’t approve on the relationship but for now, that’s all we know but meh, I don’t think she’s guilty, I mean she really did love him i think.

Do I suspect her : YES / NO / MAYBE

THE COOPERS 

I’mma start with Mamma Bitch. I’m torn with this woman bc she is a complete ASS with Polly but actually trying to protect Betty. Still a bitch thought. She clearly hated Jason with all her guts, actually is “happy” that he is dead and she little chuckle she did when Betty accused her dad “ You think he would have the guts to do it ? “ 

Continuing with Pappa Bitch. We KNOW he stole the sheriff’s evidences and files. And I did put this picture for a reason. “ He’s missing “ you know like he knew that Jason was not dead. 
MY BIG THEORY for the Coopers : They never approved Jason and Polly relationship. When they found out about Polly’s pregnancy, they did their best to seperate them and when they found out about their plan to runaway together, they took care of Polly with the medical centre thing and I assume Alice told Hal to take care of things but maybe he didn’t have the guts ( so I’m assuming he was locked somewhere which will explain the frozen body and the marks on the wrists ? ) so Alice DID it ? 

Do I suspect them : HELL YES / NO / MAYBE 

THE BLOSSOMS 

Thoses two motherfuckers. You know that they’re evil. Penelope Blossom is a bitch to everyone and even Daddy Blossom enjoys himself taking Veronica down. They are pure evil. I’m pretty sure they both mentally and physically abuse Jason AND Cheryl. Mentally is proven , physically I mean, do you remember this magnificent BITCH SLAP ??!

I DO . AND I LOVED IT. 
Back to the Blossoms , my theory is pratically the same as the Coopers one, they didn’t approve Polly and Jason relationship and as they are so violent and crazy, they hunt it down, locked him away and killed him when he tried to escape ? Idk but even if they didn’t kill him they’re still guilty as shit for being such bad parents.

Do I suspect them : HELL YES / NO / MAYBE

AND I WOULD LIKE TO FINISH WITH MY FAVORITE THEORY, BROUGHT UP BY @pryderi ( see HERE )

ETHEL MUGGS 

Little character in the show you may say, but so many things could link to her. Let’s start with the beggining. First, there’s the football team book, with Ethel’s name show not once, not twice but FOUR TIMES. The first time, her name is linked to a guy named Thomas and after that, 3 times to Reggie. 

So, WHAT IF Reggie and Ethel actually dated for a while ? We can see at the end that Reggie probably “Dumped” her. But then again Ethel never mentioned Reggie but always about Chuck. 
Then comes the Bathtub scene at Ethel’s. Little bean is hiding and seems to enjoy the show. What I DID NOTICE on this scene is the hottub which was turning hot thanks to Betty BUT which could also be turn to cold water, REALLY cold ( Jason’s frozen body, anyone ? ) Also, Chuck was handcuffed to the bathtub ( Jason’s marks on his wrists?). 
Chuck got kicked out of the team , Jason’s dead, guess who’s now captain of the football team ? REGGIE
I first thought she was the one stealing Sheriff Keller’s room but then I was proved wrong, daddy bitch did it BUT she didn’t seemed to be at the school show so damn, who could have put the car on fire ? 
MY THEORY IS : Ethel is crazy in love with Reggie and wanted to get rid of Jason so that Reggie could be the king of Riverdale. I know this sounds crazy but her house or at least the bathtub is the only place I can see Jason’s body.

Do I suspect her : HELL YES / NO / MAYBE


Then again , there’s a lot of other characters but I couldn’t find something to write about them so maybe I’ll make updates after every episodes to keep my suspects list updated! Let me know what you think, who do you think killed Jason and why ?

I’m just imagining at some point in the future where Yuuri and Viktor become parents and it’s all good and they’re aggressively doting Skatin’ Dads and then one day Yurio is like ‘hey when do I get to babysit?’

And Yuuri & Viktor are a bit ??? because Yuri’s never really seemed like the babysitting type, you know. But they’re like, well he seems to do okay when they’re all together we’ll give him a chance. So for their next date night they have Yuri come and watch The Baby. They’re a bit nervous of course, keeping an eye on their phones more than usual, but Yuri keeps them updated and it all goes swimmingly. They’re even pleasantly surprised when Yuri mentions that she didn’t even fuss when he put her to bed. She always fusses when someone else puts her to bed!

And so Yuri sort of becomes their go-to babysitter. Baby likes Yuri. Yuri likes Baby. Yuuri & Viktor get nice, relaxing date nights. Wee!

They also happen to notice new baby things popping up here and there: various toy kitties, baby-sized tiger print leggings, various pairs of animal print neon colored socks. All of which really stand out against all the over priced baby clothes Viktor has bought for her. And then one day Yuuri’s going to dress the baby for an outing and finds a baby leather jacket(complete with a roaring tiger on the back) in the closet.

He of course brings it to Viktor like ‘did you buy this?’

And Viktor is like ‘wtf no, that totally goes against The Aesthetic I’m going for.’

They both just stare at the jacket for a minute and then Viktor is texting Yuri ‘did you buy our baby an ugly leather jacket???’

Yuri replies five seconds later with ‘1st of all: fuck you. 2nd: I’m helping make sure your kid turns out cool, god knows she’s gonna need all the help she can get with your two uncool idiots for her parents. 3rd: fuck you again bc that jacket is fucking AWESOME.’

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drew this yesterday half for tdov half because I’ve had this AU in mind for a while, aka the “ALL YOU FAVS ARE TRANS” AU. Trans boys Dipper and Pacifica falling in love. We know Stan would be super accepting and do everything he can to help the kids, and Pacifica’s parents would be homophobic transphobic pieces of shit. Please read the catptions. ♥♥

agoddamnrayeofsunshine  asked:

okay but like what if Mari used to be in one of those japanese girl gangs? She loves her brother and eventually all the other girls get attached to the cute chubby kid that ice skates that Mari is always bringing around (as some point they might even make him an honorary member). So Yuuri has a bunch of scary older sister type people with bright pink motorcycles ready to Kill A Man for him and Viktor only finds out about this when they all team up and threaten to off him if he hurts Yuuri (p1)

(p2) Bonus for Yurio finding out and being both terrified and amazed simultaneously, Minami meeting them and somehow revealing they were the initial chapter of the Yuuri Katsuki fan club to everyone in the vicinity, all 17 of them showing up with Mari to cheer him on at a big competition (World/Four Continents/GPF/whatever else idk) and freaking out the other competitors, Mari dating one of them, etc.

*Screaming*

OH MY GOD? I love this so much!!!!

This is absolutely adorable and I love it and I 1000% accept this as my headcanon from now on!

But also, have you considered? Mari is 30, so all her friends and former japanese girl gang members are around her age or older.

So like, more than half of them are probably married by now and have young kids. Which just makes the entire thing even cuter.

Because like, you know that all these kids know Yuuri as “uncle Yuuri”, and they’re all super huge fans of him, and stuff. And the Nishigori triplets are probably the leaders of the Katsuki Yuuri Junior FC.

Looking at them now, you wouldn’t even believe some of them used to be in a girl gang, because these girls grew up into polite, respectable members of society.

But as soon as they get together? It’s like their public personas are shed away, and they become the beautiful, terrifying savages they truly are.

Viktor is terrified of them at first, but then they start showing him childhood photos of Yuuri, and he gets along with them perfectly after that.

And because Minami is a cute lil chicken nugget who adores Yuuri to the ends of the Earth, the girls probably adopt him into their group and he becomes an honourary lil brother and gets the same treatment as Yuuri.

on doing what little you can

Sometimes the meaning seeps in around the edges.

I’m on a 3+1 schedule. After a block of wards, I had one day off and then started my ambulatory week. I started it tired and a little hungover. Wards was miserable and I then attempted to cram an entire social life into one 24h period. My clinic day was basically ok, though everybody showed up, which is always difficult; our schedules are not designed for that. In doing my pre-rounding for tomorrow, I saw that one of my more challenging patients came in when I was away and the attending who saw him decided he didn’t agree with my planned opioid taper. It wasn’t even that he thought I was wrong, he just didn’t think it was important, so he refilled the guy at his previous dose. That is his prerogative as an attending but given that I had clearly documented my plan (and the plan of the attending who was supervising me when I made it!), and this was his first time meeting the patient, it was profoundly disrespectful and annoying to do so without talking to one of us. It makes my job so much harder. And my job is hard enough without being undermined by my attendings. 

So I leave clinic feeling pissed off about that, and go down to the cafeteria to grab dinner before going home for a House of Cards mini-binge. As I sit down with my food, I notice a lady pulling her jacket over her face and crying her eyes out at the table in front of me. Now, I would like to claim to be a deeply good person who definitely only thought about how I wanted to help this suffering soul. But I am a broken-down, worn-out medicine intern who actually deeply wanted to eat food and go the fuck home. 

Groaning loudly on the inside, I took my dinner and sat down at her table and asked if she wanted to talk. She said no. Then she uncovered her head and saw the white coat, and started talking through the tears. Her husband is dying. He’s abusive, but she loves him. He only abuses her because of the alcohol. Now he’s dying from the alcohol. Why does he love alcohol more than her? Why does God make her suffer like this? And also, somebody stole her wallet and she’s hungry…why must God add insult to injury? She’s a good person. 

I bought her a couple of meals worth of food and called the chaplain, because my atheist ass has zero insight into why God might be doing anything. Mostly I just asked questions and listened to the answers. She stopped crying and started eating her sandwich. We made a plan for tonight and tomorrow. One day at a time, I told her. I offered her a hug, which she accepted. 

I left. Ran into one of my favorite fellow interns in the elevator and appreciated his always-warm smile. Got into my car and put on Sigur Ros and took a minute to cry…because I was so tired, because I didn’t actually have space for any more suffering today, because life is unfair to people and I don’t deserve my good fortune, because I am so rarely able to solve the problems that really matter. 

That said, buying a lady a sandwich definitely felt like the most meaningful thing I did today. 

Why You Should Be Reading Chang Ge Xing

So what is Chang Ge Xing?

Chang Ge Xing is a Chinese webcomic by Xia Da that is also published in magazines in China and Japan.

It is set during the Tang Dynasty (618-907 CE) in China and Central Asia and follows the adventures of Li Chang Ge, a princess of the ruling Li family, who sets out on a quest for revenge after her uncle kills her family and usurps the throne.

Okay, that’s neat. Now why should I read it?

Alright, here goes. First of all….

Story

Chang Ge Xing weaves a wonderful story about revenge, personal growth, and the effect history can have on the people living in it. The writing holds a deep compassion for its characters and for people in general. Both the protagonists and antagonists are multi-layered characters with valid goals and points-of-view.

Plot

Xia Da is a goddess of plotting. The storyline travels its way across China and Central Asia with twists and turns that are entirely unexpected, but also clear and well-executed. Chang Ge’s journey has an excellent mix of adventure, action, character drama, and intrigue.

Characters

Li Chang Ge:

Chang Ge is a competent badass with the mind of a political chess-master. More importantly, however, she is human and thus very capable of both triumph and failure. Aspects of her personality (such as her skill at lying and keeping track of multiple identities) can be both the key to her success and her most fatal flaw.

She is above all else a (covertly) compassionate person.

Ashina Sun:

Sun is a general of the Eastern Turkic Khaganate (think central Asian nomadic kingdom) and the adopted son of the Great Khan. He is a straight-forward, loyal guy with a deep dislike of intrigue. Sun starts off as basically a jerk (large active armies are rarely enlightened places), but grows into a thoughtful, mature person.

He likes to make impulsive decisions, to the distress of his subordinates.

Mimiguli:

Mimi is a young Uighur woman who Chang Ge saves from execution. She hides a tragic past behind her care-free demeanor. There is more to this gal than meets the eye.

Also she and Chang Ge are kind of a thing.

Mujin:

Mujin is Ashina Sun’s very put-upon subordinate. He is very organized and observant. He and Sun have known each other since they were kids.

Qin:

Qin is an old trickster who pledges himself to Chang Ge’s cause. He has served in shadows of many lords over the course of his life.

Jin Dan:

She is the renowned mistress of a Daoist temple that Chang Ge visits. She is very wise and acts as a mentor towards Chang Ge.

Ashina She Er:

He is a clever general in the Turkish army and the nephew of the Great Khan.  She Er intends connive and manipulate his way to the Turkish throne. He and Sun are enemies.

Li Shimin/Emperor Taizong:

Li Shimin is Chang Ge’s uncle and the object her revenge.

There are also a whole bunch more characters that I could wax poetic about, but I’m trying to keep this post at an acceptable length.

Art:

The art in this series is incredible. It’s super detailed and lovely.

I mean…..

CHECK

IT

OUT

Seriously, Xia Da must have sold her soul to attain this kind of talent. She is a god-level artist.

History:

Chang Ge takes place in the background of real historical events such as the Xuanwu gate incident and the uighur/khitan/xueyantuo rebellion against the Turks in 627. The series pays close attention to historical accuracy in both plot and setting. Actual historical figures are included in the narrative alongside the fictional characters.

At the same time, Xia Da knows how to balance fiction vs. fact. She keeps the conflicts clear and concise while also throwing the occasional bone to history nerds such as myself.

So yeah, this comic is incredible and you should go read it.

I’m legit crying here about Damien Bloodmarch. Good god. Good GOD. I love this character. I love this writing. It’s all so genuine and sweet and funny. His entire route was sweetness and appreciation for life and self-acceptance and learning new things. I loved every second of it.

But also, but ALSO. AMANDA. AMANDAAAAA. The best daughter. The best girl. Going through shit and coming out the other side even more amazing. I love her relationship with her dad. I love how cheerful she is, I love how hard she tries, I love her finger guns, I love her penchant for wanton destruction, I love her jokes, I LOVE HER AND I AM SO PROUD OF HER. I MAY HAVE TEARED UP ABOUT DAMIEN BUT I’M STRAIGHT UP SOBBING ABOUT AMANDA.

anonymous asked:

omg, coeurdastronaute is my favorite too! i actually love everything she writes?! even the little one shots, god now that you mentioned it, i would die to see the terminal being made a movie, go, go tell her and make babies (movies) together! lol

Isn’t she just fucking brilliant? I would be more than willing to make some sort of deal with the devil to not only get permission to adapt The Terminal into a film but to also get said film funded. Like…you don’t understand how much I love that story. It deserves to be made. It just does. Even if it’s not me (it would break my heart, but I would accept it)

What I really think about Sakura

I decided to write down my thoughts… they are half serious and half…not.

Who found my older post, also drawings, probably understood that I’m a NaruHina shipper and I’m pro SasuKarin (however i draw everything ahah). But I want to share the truth about what I think of Sakura and about Naruto’s ending.

At the beginning I didn’t liked Sakura, it was the opposite! I was immediately enchanted by her looks (well she is the only pink haired pg with shiny green eyes) because I always loved the girly color pink. She was perfect to me: pink long hair contrasted with green eyes dressed in red. I also found her personality really cool because I loved when she got angry and punched everyone.

But little by little my opinion changed.

It wasn’t her fault but Kishimoto who grew up her.

Most of the people were surprised when in the chunin exams she cut her hair to save her team. It was a important moment… but it had an horrible hidden message: a feminine kunoichi can’t be also strong. It was more than one time told in the manga. Even Ino copied Sakura but also here all was hidden building a plot to explain it….

I never accepted that… it would have been more cool and honest if Sakura, going bersek, told something like “well, I’m just like this I love caring of myself and you’re just jelous of it shannaro!”. Maybe it is a little trashy but fuck it I would have loved her…

Then things got even worse: she couldn’t beat Ino, he got almost killed by Gaara for protecting Sasuke, she was intended to betray Konoha just to follow him who never cared of her but she was egoist also because she always wanted to change the person she “loved”… she stressed Naruto beging him to save Sasuke for her…

This is a focal point.

That poor blonde guy always loved her… really. Ok I respect Hinata for her kind soul but often even if there is someone caring for us this doesn’t mean that we have to fall in love with him/her. Naruto is always been honest and she loved Sakura for who she was even knowing that she had eyes only for Sasuke… he accepted that from the beginning to the end. He suffered in silence.

But what I didn’t really understand is: if Sakura was fixed only with Sasuke why give the readers hints that she loved Naruto instead? Yamato and Sai tried to help Sakura admitting it. But then there is that horrible chapter when Sai literally told her “wake up you silly chick Naruto LOVES YOU (and you love him) the guy you “love” is a freaking psyco that is going to kill everyone so we’re going to kill him first but Naruto probably doesn’t want it”. So God Kishimoto whispered her “lie to Naruto tell him you love him and say to him to forget Sasuke… and then go to kill the last Uchiha betraying everyone and risking your life again poisoning that poor fox guy”. This also a thing I don’t understand… Sakura can be not mature but she isn’t weak! God she can’t destroy all with a finger, save her and other lives (but not Neji’s because if not Hinata could’t approach definitely Naruto…) and she has a inner talent for genjutsu. So why she has always the need to be saved? Where is the logic on this?

Ok if you read all this you’re thinking “well why do you ship NaruHina?”.

The fact is that I simply accepted that at the end Naruto choose her. However, i would really liked if Sakura accepted her true feelings and stayed with Naruto.

It would have been the coolest thing when in the end, when she was healing both Naruto and Sasuke, when Sasuke apologise to her she said something like “the one who has to say sorry is me. I always complicated things without helping. Sasuke, I understand now. I’m really annoying. It’s hard to deal with someone so stubborn like me. But now i understand what how I really feel like. This is not a lie anymore… Naruto”.

Awwww, Kishimoto why you didn’t do this?

I’ll write only a few things more… “WHY”?.

WHY NARUTO WOULD BE MORE HAPPY WITH SAKURA?

- She was his first love and even if I loved The Last movie I disagree with Sakura when she tells Naruto that his feeling for her were false; again she lied to herself…

- Sakura is very similar to Kushina and even Minato sees this;

- She spent more time with Naruto than Hinata so she can understand him better;

- Sakura can look him in the eyes without fainting (lol).

WHY NARUTO CHOOSE HINATA?

- Because Neji died to make them canon…

- Because there is a NaruHina movie that is canon…

- Because Kishimoto loves Hinata and also his staff do

- Because Hinata almost died for him… but Sakura did this before in a different way

- Because Hinata is stalkers-Hime

- Because any other things other than her big breast (lol)

WHY SAKURA AND SASUKE ENDED UP TOGETHER?

- Fandom.

- Platonic love.

- Reborn of the Uchiha clan even if you don’t know if Sasuke betrayed Sakura

WHY SASUKE AND KARIN ARE MORE COMPATIBLE?

- Sexyness.

- Uchiha + Uzumaki is the perfect combination

- Painful past

- Twisted minds

- Tomatoes,

WHY NARUTO AND SASUKE DIDN’T JOINED A GAY PRIDE?

- Because this is a shounen viril manga (like Haku)

- Because they are the reincarnation of two brothers. Oh well fuck this

- Because two males can’t do sons

- Because this manga it’s a total lie

And finally…

WHY SASUKE AND HINATA ARE TOTAL STRANGERS WHEN…

- Hinata is beautiful and quiet like Mikoto

- They have similar colors

- Two blue blood families

- Sharingan + Byakugan= Kaguya

- Ah ok they also somehow kinsmans

- I don’t have other reasons lol

That’s all! I just say a last thing: all the ships are beautiful. This is what makes them interesting and stimulating! So let’s respect each other it’s not bad to have different ideas.

I’m always late. I’m fired

170222 Gaon Chart Awards

The only pretty picture that’ll be in this post

Everything is gifs. Oh my god, but hey. Gifs are good

Sitting together from the beginning~

So it’s normal at first, Chanyeol’s just closing his water bottle and then suddenly! He finds that his wrist smells or something.

“eyo baek, smell dis”

“ugh wtf man, what did you do to dat thing?”

“I think da wata was poisoned.”

So yeah, this was during a fan choice award and of course we need the Baek speech, and we have Chanyeol gently pushing Baekhyun towards the front~ I think he’s trying to emphasize his support ^^

Can you believe these two are grown men? I love how these two are always playing around with each other in their own little worlds~ They always make each other laugh and have fun with each other and it’s great. Their happiness is contagious.

Mhhmmmmm Baekuhen I see ya there. But besides the random gentle caress (can you tell I write fanfic?) look at how fast pulled his hand way XD honestly he just wanted the moment then had to act that nothing had happened. Maybe that girl had caught on, ohohohohohohohohohoo

Oh how precious ;-; Mum Suho always be showing his love for his childen

Ok who is this cameraman because I needa give him/her a hug. I love hi fives

“Oh look a flower, what shall I do with it?”

“Of courseeeeee! I shall give it to meh luv Bun Bakuhen. Here, accept my love”

Pork Chan: “TAKE IT.”

Bakuhen: “Nah son, I got my own flower here.”

Pork Chan: “O my god, fine. I neva loved u anyway.”

How rude.

*screams into the difference* HEIGHT DIFF- HOLY SHIZZ BAEK ARE YOU SECRETLY KYLIE JENNER?

Never mind the beautiful shoulder caress and thigh stroke, is Baekhyun ok? I think he’s dying. (Also Park Chanyeol why must you play with my feels?)

Yasss touching. I love touching. Innocently. 

Hah.

._.

Isaac Lahey Imagine- If I Die Young

Anon- Can you do an imagine where the reader is dating Isaac and like they love each other and when their fighting the Nogitsune she dies instead of Aiden and Instead of Isaac being there he would be inside the school with Lydia and the others. Then when Lydia runs outside Isaac runs too and then he sees the readers dead body and you can do the rest? Sorry this is long.

Author’s Note- Sorry if this didn’t turn out the way you wanted it, but I was trying to make it as sad as I could so I focused more on memories rather than the build up of the reader’s death. I also made it so both Allison and Aiden didn’t die. I hope you enjoy x

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The last day of your life, at seventeen. Death is unavoidable, but it came too soon for Y/F/N. Of course you knew your time was limited, like everyone else’s on earth and yet still it’s a shock when it happens to us and the people we hold close to our hearts. You never know what day could be your last and sometimes that never quite sinks in.

“I’m here to save my best friend” Allison said heroically, you’d always admire her for her strength. “Remember what we agreed?” Isaac asked sternly. “I’m not waiting in the car, I’m not sitting around doing nothing while two of my best friends are in there dying!” you exclaimed, forever feeling weak. “I promised to keep you safe, get in the car now!” he shouted. “You know what, fuck you Isaac!” you didn’t know where that anger came from, but you knew deep down he was doing the best he could to protect you. Regardless, you stormed back into the car and slammed the door shut, Isaac locking it behind you. He blew a kiss at you through the window, you rolled your eyes but pretended to catch it anyway with an involuntary smile on your face. They all then split off, some to find Lydia and Stiles, some to help fight off the Oni. You were sitting in the car for what seemed like hours, hearing the sound of growls and swords. That’s when you saw Ethan, Aiden and Derek walking towards Void Stiles, who was guarded by more Oni soldiers. “It’s silver, silver kills them!” you heard Allison shout, but you noticed the other three didn’t hear as they began to fight. Without hesitation you began to pull on the door handle but you were completely locked in. You noticed one of the windows at the back was slightly open and so easier to break, you climbed over and began to kick it with all your force until it eventually broke. You then proceeded to climb out, ignoring the cuts you got from the shattered glass. You pried open the trunk of the car and took out one of Argent’s guns and ensured you picked up the silver bullets, you loaded it before following the three of them. “Y/N! Get out of here!” Derek shouted, as a sword sliced his back. You ignored him and ran down the stairs before shooting the Oni in the chest with a bullet and watched as it immersed into green smoke. The four of you shared a small moment of optimism and hope, until the worst thing imaginable happened. “Y/n move” Aiden shouted, but it was too late. They watched as a sword was being pulled from your stomach, before Void Stiles and the remaining Oni disappeared. Derek managed to catch you as you fell to the ground. It didn’t hurt and that’s what scared you. Allison and Kira ran down to you all, both of them devastated by what they were seeing. “Oh my god” Allison gasped, covering her mouth with the sleeve of her jacket as she stood there crying at your motionless body. Lydia’s shill scream echoed through the heads of the werewolves, before her, Scott and Isaac ran out of the building. “No” Isaac said with a weak whisper upon seeing everyone crying around someone. “NO!” He shouted as he ran down the stairs to you. He dropped onto his knees as his heart sank, he cradled you in his arms as Derek stood up. Scott and Lydia walked over hand in hand, joining the others during such a sombre moment in all of your lives. Your shaky hand reached out and cupped Isaac’s cheeks, as his tears dripped down his face. You smiled softly, but this time it was different, your face smiled but your eyes did not. “Please don’t leave me” he cried. “I love you, Isaac Lahey” you managed to say. “I love you” he said softly as you took your last breath. He began screaming your name as your eyes fluttered closed, he clung onto your body until he had to be pried off hours later by the paramedics, but it was already too late. You were gone. 

Isaac slowly approached the front of the church, a crumpled piece of paper in his hand. He unravelled it and swallowed thickly before beginning the speech he never thought he’d have to give so soon for the girl he loved. “The hardest part of losing someone isn’t having to say goodbye but having to live without them. Spending the rest of your own life, trying to fill the void and emptiness that’s left in your heart as theirs stops beating. Before I met Y/n my life was grey and I was lost in an abyss of nothingness, but she brought colour to my life and feelings I thought I’d never experience and now I watch as that colour slowly fades back to grey- because I’m nothing without her. Death no longer scares me, but a life without her does. Believe me when I say, not a second goes by where I don’t think about that day. The day I lost the one person that has loved me as much as I loved them. Y/n gave me so many memories, some of my happiest and saddest but I wouldn’t change a single moment of them. I wish I would have told her this while, while- she was still alive. Death leaves a heartache that no one can heal but love leaves a memory no one can ever steal. I love you Y/F/N, I always have and I always will and I hope you find peace and a way to forgive me” Isaac began to get chocked up, until he couldn’t say anything more. He wiped his eyes and left the stand, hanging his head with the emotions he felt.

When Isaac arrived back in his seat, he zoned out and remembered the exact moment he realised he loved you. His dad had just beat the crap out of him and you heard from next door. You opened your bedroom window and climbed onto the part of the roof that connected both of your houses together. He was already sitting there, his head in his hands. You didn’t need to say anything, you just needed to be the shoulder he would cry on. “Shhh” you soothed as you heard a sob escape his mouth. “I hate him, so fucking much” he whispered harshly. “Come on” you said, lifting his head up. “What?” he asked, looking at you quizzically. “We’re going out” you told. “It’s 1am?” he said confused. “So?” you said with a smirk, taking his hand and helping him up. He shook his head and smiled, before going down the drainpipe. You followed shortly behind and he caught you as you got close to the floor. “Where are we going exactly?” he questioned. “Anywhere” you claimed. After half an hour of aimlessly wondering around the streets of Beacon Hills you came across an empty park, you’d been there a few times when you were little. You guided him over to the swing set and sat down, gently rocking. “Y/n” he suddenly said, you could tell by the tone of his voice that something was bothering him. “Yeah?” you asked, looking at him. “You’re the only person that’s been there for me, through all the shit that’s happened in my life and I don’t think I’ve ever thanked you for it” he rambled. “You don’t have to thank me, because I know how much it means to you” you smiled sympathetically. Sometimes his eyes reflected the sorrow he felt and it was truly upsetting to see. “I’m always going to be here. Forever and always” you continued, a promise you made when his mom passed away. In that moment, he realised something that had literally been staring him in the face. “I love you, as more than a best friend” he randomly blurted out. You couldn’t ignore the goose bumps that rose on your skin or the missed beat by your heart as you stared back at him. “I do too, but-” you began. “But as a friend” he finished for you, as his head dropped. “As more than a friend actually, but we’ll never be anything more” you claimed, sadness in your voice. “Why are you afraid to love me? Because everyone else I’ve loved dies, moves away or ends up hating me?” his biggest fear was always rejection. “I’m not afraid to love you Isaac. I’m only afraid to lose you” you said softly. “You wont lose me, we’ve been best friends for years and you’ve still got me” he cupped your cheeks gently. ”I just don’t want things to change” you sobbed, looking up at his blue eyes. “Change can be a good thing” he barely finished his sentences before you pressed your lips to his and wrapped your arms around his neck, like you were never going to let go. It was worth the wait, but who knew he would be your first and last love?

With the last of Lydia’s strength through all of her hurt, she stood up and approached the front with Allison. You had been friends forever and it was a horrible feeling having to let go of someone you thought would be with you forever, with the supernatural involved or not this was never how it was supposed to end. They began their speech together, taking it in turns to say something about your loss. “Your life still matters, even when you’re gone. Y/n still matters, she always has and she always will.The good die young because God needs them. He needs her. But so do we, I need her. Goodbyes hurt the most when people leave without saying them, and we all have to learn to accept that we’ll never hear one or have the chance to say goodbye for the last time. She was too pure for this hell we call life, but she was also too young to be taken so soon in such a tragic way. Today is one of those days where I wish I was a little girl, who could just crawl into my mother’s lap and cry until the hurt goes away. But I cant and even then I don’t believe the pain will ever go away. Y/n was a beautiful girl, she still is and I know she wouldn’t want to see us mourn forever. She was a firm believer in moving forward and as hard as it is, we have to try and do the same, if not for us, then for her. Her memory will forever live on and a piece of her extraordinary soul will be embedded in each of us. Thank you” Allison and Lydia were weeping as they walked back to their seats. They took their places beside Scott and Stiles and every pack member were met with their memories of you playing over in their minds, for the rest of your funeral.

Four months later

Lydia finished arranging a bunch of your favourite flowers on your grave, before standing up and meeting Allison’s tight embrace. There everyone stood: Scott, Stiles, Kira, Lydia, Allison, Ethan, Aiden, Derek- and Isaac. They visited you every chance they got, sometimes they’d visit on their own and talk to your gravestone for hours or they’d bring a fresh bunch of flowers. “I miss her” Stiles announced. He smiled for a second, remembering the time you would make him dress up as a princess when you were little. “We all do” Scott continued, remembering all the times you’d let him vent his anger to you, just before a full moon, to stop him from doing anything crazy. “Are you guys ready?” Kira asked softly, she hadn’t known you long but you had a huge impact on her life. They all said goodbye to you, before heading back to their cars. “ You coming?” Derek asked, noticing Isaac was still kneeling on the floor. “I’ll meet up with you guys later” he said. He waited until the others left to place a necklace down. Before you died, he had one engraved to celebrate your anniversary but he never had the chance to give it to you. For months it was sitting on his desk, but his grief was eating away at him. He stayed there for hours after. Some people thought Isaac never got over your death, others say he never will. But for now he clung to the image of being reunited with you one day, where you will be together. Forever.

I don’t know if I like this, thoughts? Requests are closed for now x

Newcomers Pt 21

Oolana ran and embraced her husband who for all his reserved nature could not hide his shock and joy at her appearance in their doorway. Selan being there too was too much and she embraced them all or tried to with her short arms and wept, her family was alive and safe. She would morn the loss of her two older sons but not only had the two younger ones survived but her husband too. She prayed her thanks to Oril the mother god for bringing her family back.

“Well this is a step up for us” she remarked some hours later enjoying a drink the Humans called tea. It was part of the food distribution that was handed out.

“Yes the Humans have been rather generous, they also offered father a new arm” Creten stated.

“Where is it then?” she asked Malthos who did not answer and only grunted.

“Oh I see, there is no shame in accepting”

“It is surrender” he said harshly “I will not submit to these creatures”

“But you do eat the food they give us” Creten said and his father looked at him both angry and surprised he was standing up to him.

“Food is to survive, offering such things as to give father an arm is to try and turn us against our own kind” Selan said coming to her father’s defence.

“I think the High Chiefs are doing a better job of that than the Humans” Creten shot at his sister and the two glared at each other.

“So Creten” Oolana said trying to change the topic of discussion “I saw you talking to a crowed of people when I arrived, what were you saying?”

“Are you still preaching that bullshit!” Malthos screamed getting to his feet.

“It is not bullshit, you only call it that because you disagree with me” Creten shouted back getting to his own feet, his father still towered over him but Creten shoot his ground.

“What you are preaching is traitorous!” Selan shouted getting in on the argument “You are a traitor!”

“To whom?!” Creten asked.

“Your own kind!” she stated as if obvious.

“What I purpose is for the betterment of our kind so how is that traitorous?”

“The High Chiefs-” his father started.

“The High Chief’s are not the whole of the Benemar! When was the last time they even left that city of theirs? Do they even truly understand or even know what is going on? Have you ever met one of them? Has anyone?”

Malthos and Selan had no immediate answer to that and Creten pressed his point.

“Exactly they sit there in big home and in eat their large meals, they are the trait-” he never finished his sentence as his father had struck him, being small he was lifted off his feet and thrown into the wall.

“You really are living up to your names meaning” Malthos said advancing on him “Unwanted one”

“A name I now bare with pride, for who said I ever wanted you for a father” he said quickly getting to his feet and running out the door.

Oolana stood, she had been stunned to silence by this argument and it was one they had clearly had had multiple times as if this was rehearsed. She went to her husbands side and he looked at her as if she would approve but she kept her face stern.

“I have lost two children because of the lessons you taught them and forced them to accept. I will not loose a third because of you” she looked at her daughter to signify that meant her as well and then went out the door after her son.

Creten had disappeared into he crowd mumbling and cussing to himself, he cared for his father but he hated him to, he was always so dismissive of anything he had to say and that infuriated him.

“Creten?” he heard his name and looked to see a Human looking down at him.

“It is you, Creten” the human said hugging him but he said nothing as he did not recognise this one.

“Oh right, you wouldn’t recognise me” she laughed “It’s me, Karen”

“Karen” he shouted and leapt into her arms again “I’m sorry I didn’t know it was you”

“You are not alone, I’m sure my own mother wouldn’t recognise me now” Karen pushed him away to look at his face and saw the large bruise appearing on the side of his face.

“Your father?” she asked and he nodded and she embraced him again kissing his head. “Come, let’s find somewhere quieter”

She walked with him to a bar and although he may be an adult by Benemar standards to Humans he was still under age so could only have soft drinks. Not that he mind as the sugar content was like nectar to him.

“Why are you here?” he asked.

“Humans don’t stay at the front forever, we are rotated and it was my turn to have some time off as they say. But I want to talk about you, you have been making waves” she smiled.

“Sorry” he said looking down.

“Don’t be, keep doing what you’re doing, even Jenkins said that he thinks you will do great things”

“Captain Jenkins said that?” his eyes wide.

“Oh yeah, as Humans say, stir the pot once in a while, cause a bit of chaos, challenge everything” she grinned “Why do you think we all liked you so much?”

He lowered his gaze again “Humans are easier to talk to”

“How so?”

“You don’t…judge or jump to conclusions or interrupt anyone when they are talking even if you don’t agree with them”

Karen laughed “Firstly, everyone judges everyone else, it’s natural. When I first saw a Benemar I judged that your kind were idiots, a few I first met did nothing to sway that but over time I have been proven wrong. Secondly, jumping to conclusions is again natural we all do it, I have done so more than once in my life but the best you can do is not make it control your every encounter. As for interrupting…well that’s just rude don’t do it. I have met a lot of Benemar since coming to Bento Prime and I can honestly say although we may look different, especially now, we can be very much alike. You just need to show people that there are better ways to live than always being strong. Live lives that will make the world a better place than when you found it”

Creten looked up at her “See a lot of my kind don’t talk like that”

“Not a lot of Humans talk like that, I do because I read to the point of madness, you ever heard of tumblr?”

“Um..no”

“Good stay away from it it’s the cesspool of humanity but it has a lot of good fiction stories I’ve spent sooooo much time reading it drives my wife mad”

“Your…your wife?” Creten asked confused thinking he had misheard.

“Yes my wife, I know I’m married shocking isn’t it. It had to be quick ceremony though as the invasion was about to start”

“You’re married…to a…female?”

“Yes?” Karen looked down confused then it clicked “Oh right, um…listen first of, when a mummy and a daddy who love each other very much–”

“No no I know about all that”

“Oh thank god” Karen said burying her head in her hands “Well in Human culture it is not unusual for those of the same gender to have relations and get married” Karen froze expecting the worst.

“Oh..okay….do you have any children yet?”

That caught her off guard “Wait” she said scrutinizing him “You accepted that awfully quickly”

“You explained it awfully quickly”

Karen smiled wide and placed her hand on his shoulder “You are a credit to your race you now that? I think Hopkins was right, after this war is over, this world will need you more than you know”

The reason for her surprise was that such actions were forbidden in the Alliance and actively scorned and even prosecuted by some. The Benemar as well had purge all those they thought were afflicted less they in their minds pollute the gene pool.

“Creten” his mother called from the entrance and ran inside to hug him.

She had found him by asking a Human guard and he had used the Link to ask if anyone in the city had seen him and Karen had responded. All this while they had been talking.

“Mother, this is my friend Karen, she looked after me before we came to Geeda”

Oolana knew what that meant, this Karen was part of the attack that saw her home town burned to the ground. “Nice to meet you” she gingerly greeted.

“Pleasure to meet you too” Karen said shaking her hand “You have a fine son here, you must no doubt be very proud”

“I am” she replied without pause.

“Well Creten, I shall no doubt see you again soon but for now I leave you in the care of your mother. If you would excuse me I am meeting someone very special and she is probably wondering where I am” Karen straightened herself and left with Creten and his mother watching her go.

“Wonder who she is going to meet” Oolana speculated.

“Her wife probably”

“Her what?”

Creten let short laugh and began explaining it to her as they made their way back home.

Seokjin Scenario: Borderline.

Request: A scenario where Jins ex shows up pretending that she’s expecting a baby and Jin is the father. (because she wants to ruin your relationship). You eventually break up with him saying that he should go back to his ex because the child needs a father but Jin tries to convince you its a lie but were too hurt to believe anything anymore. So he asks the members help to prove to you that he didn’t cheat on you and the girl was lying. Gracias!

Genre: Romance / Drama


If someone asked you, you would say this was some joke, but it was hard to do that when you looked into her eyes, glassy to the point of tears, saw the blood test Jin was holding on his right hand, saw how she caressed her lower belly with tenderness and you couldn’t look to the other side. You let go of your boyfriend’s hand as if it was burning you the same way your chest was burning and Jin turned to hold your gaze, the look on his eyes was pure shock, maybe he was a little afraid too.

–It’s yours Jin and you know it, I’m just doing the right thing – Minhee said softly, almost apologetically and who were you not to believe her? If it was you on her shoes, then you’d want Jin to know because it was his responsibility too.

–It cannot be – he said with a strained voice, looking back at the face of his ex, crushing the paper between his fingers. –This is not…–

–How can you say that? Are you going to be that type of man now? – Minhee’s voice broke and now you felt like an outsider.

You saw the tension in Jin’s jaw and didn’t know what to do. He shook his head in disbelief and the count in your mind was going wild. It just… couldn’t be. You had been dating Jin for almost a year now, if Minhee was going into her fourth month soon then that meant he was with her and that was… that was plain low of him. You’d never thought Jin would do this, he was kind, he was reliable, he was romantic and amusing but a cheater? Had all these months just been a shallow thing for him? Because for you they weren’t, was everything he’d done just filled of cheap feels to get you with him while still seeing his ex on the side? The thought hurt as much as it made you furious and you took a step away from him.

–What are you talking about? You’re crazy Minhee, I have nothing to be with you anymore, what kind of stupidity is this? – Seokjin moved his eyes back to you and you wanted to hear him, but what if he was shielding himself with the typical fuckboy excuse of a crazy ex girlfriend?  –Y/N… –

–Don’t say anything else – You denied with your head because you’d heard enough. –Were you with her or not? –

Seokjin looked at you conflicted, his brows furrowing and a surprised face, maybe because he was caught cheating, who could know? you could see how his fingers hardened around the test in a tight fist. –I wasn’t Y/N, this is only a lie–

–I’m expecting your baby… or now you’re going to pretend that we didn’t have sex? I know you wanted this to be a secret between us but I…–

–I haven’t seen in you in almost two years! – Jin spoat through gritted teeth at her who just surrounded her middle with her arms. He’d raised his voice and you just took another step back. –Y/N, love, wait this isn’t…–

You huffed, interrupting whatever he was going to say which was more likely an excuse.

–I can’t believe you… god Seokjin, you need to man the hell up and accept what you’ve done – you said with a stern voice. It felt odd to talk so harshly at him but you couldn’t accept this type of behavior from him, did this mean that if you accidentally got pregnant then he would also say that it wasn’t yours? That you were crazy and lying?

–What? how can you… – Jin was going to approach you but you saw how he doubted, how his eyes darted form you to Minhee’s crying self and you couldn’t stand it anymore, you were trembling and most probably at the verge already and that wasn’t a good sign.

–No – you swallowed harshly and didn’t let him come near. –Don’t you come close to me – you turned around in a run to go to your apartment, without being able to mute down Minhee’s voice saying that she was carrying your boyfriend’s child or the way Jin was calling back for you.

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THE AMUSING BOY AT THE AMUSEMENT PARK [CISCO RAMON SOULMATE AU]

request: “If you write for Cisco I actually prefer if it’s for him but Barry is fine too but bc I work at an amusement park and we are doing our fright night, I would like teen!Cisco or Barry meeting his future s/o for the first time and they come off a little posed because he won’t order his food but then they’re like holy shit he’s cute and about to be mine and yeah fluff and stuff please and thanks.” — by anon

a/n: i did this with cisco bc you said you prefer it lol and also bECAUSE CISCO IS BASICALLY BAE. ((yes people, i accept requests other than barry allen ahaha.)) i hope you like this btw!

[Y/F/N – YOUR FRIEND’S NAME]

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“Y/N, this is ridiculous.” Y/F/N, laughed as you pulled her along the entrance of the amusement park. “I swear to god, you are such a kid sometimes.”

You grinned, turning around to look at her. “Hey, you can’t blame me. My parents never allowed me to go to these kind of places.”

Y/F/N raised an eyebrow. “What made them change their minds?”

“Oh, they haven’t.” you let go of her wrist, “I snuck out.” you then chuckled.

You were never really the rebel type growing up. You were always polite, were good at your studies, and practically the perfect daughter anyone could ask for. But in this case, you couldn’t resist going out and disobeying your mother’s orders not to go, because something happened that made you do it.

“Holy crap.” Y/F/N noticed the numbers on your watch. “5 freaking hours. What the hell?” she exclaimed loudly, causing a lot of people to look at your direction.

You smirked. “Do you honestly think I’d suddenly become the irresponsible kid just like that?”

She shook her head in amazement. “How did you know?”

“Well, whenever I thought about going to this amusement park, the time of my clock would shift from 9 whole years to 3 days.” you explained. “So, I thought, why not? I mean, it cannot be malfunctioning, but if it did, it still is an amusement park and they said it would be fun here. It’s a win win situation.”

Y/F/N groaned in envy, “Ugh, you are so lucky and so clever to analyze it like that. My clock is still saying I have to wait 4 years to see my soulmate!”

You shrugged, “Then you’ll just have to wait.”

For the rest of the night, you spent it with Y/F/N filled with happiness, eagerness, and enthusiasm. You honestly had so much fun that there came a point that you had totally forgotten about your supposed meeting with your soulmate. Just now, you came off the roller coaster in exhilaration, glancing at your friend who looked like she was going to get sick.

She panted, sitting down on a vacant chair. “Y/N, I hate you for making me do that.”

“Wasn’t it fun?” you coughed slightly.

“Nope. No, it wasn’t.”

You laughed. “Hey, let me just buy a bottle of water. That ride got me dehydrated.” you joked. “Want anything?” you asked her, glancing at the food stall with the least of customers.

Y/F/N shook her head. “I want to puke.”

“I’ll take that as none.” you laughed again, standing up and heading towards the said stall.

When you reached there, you brought out some money, but before you could order, you heard very audible voices behind your back that caused you to turn around.

“Francisco, this is getting ridiculous.” An older looking boy told the person beside him, crossing his arms and pointing at the menu.

“But I can’t do it.” Francisco reasoned. “And besides, you’re the older brother Dante so you should be handling this.”

Dante rolled his eyes. “You need to learn to be independent and order your own food.”

“I can order my own food, I just don’t want to move because my clock is ticking and I might see her any second from now.” Francisco defended himself before looking forward and coincidentally meeting your eyes.

It happened so fast and unexpected that the two of you literally jumped when both of your watches suddenly vibrated and hit the zero mark.

“Holy –” the boy was the first to utter a word, flickering his eyes down at his watch and then setting his eyes back to you.

You, on the other hand, was just staring at him with your eyes wide open. He was extremely cute for the record, and the way he pulled off his medium length hair caused your mouth to tilt into a smile because of how adorable he looked. But what caused your smile to get bigger was the fact that he was your soulmate.

“Glad to know you treat this soulmate thing seriously.” You teased, stepping closer.

Cisco Ramon was blinking rapidly and contemplated on pinching himself to know whether he was dreaming or not. You were his soulmate, and the thought of how did he get so damn lucky with a beautiful girl like you was passing inside his mind.

“Ye-Yeah.” he stuttered. “Uh, is this some kind of prank or did I really just hit the jackpot today.”

You blushed at his statement. “Seems pretty true to me.” you looked down at your watch again.

“It’s Cisco Ramon, by the way. Not Francisco, please don’t call me that.” He gave you a boyish grin before extending his hand out.

“It’s what our parents gave to you so I think she has the right to call you that.” Dante pointed out with a teasing smile.

Cisco glared at his brother, “Hey, I was talking to the lady not you.”

You chuckled at their banter. “I’m Y/N Y/L/N.” you shook his hand. “And apparently, your soulmate.”

“I must be the luckiest person alive then.” he told you.

“Both of us are.” you grinned at him, now the one causing him to blush.

SHOUT OUT TO THE LOVELY TRANS AND GENDER FLUID AND KICK ASS ALEX FIERRO

I LOVE HER SO MUCH AND I LOVE UNCLE RICK SO MUCH AS WELL FOR THE WIDE SPECTRUM OF PEOPLE HE HAS IN HIS BOOKS

LET’S TAKE SOME TIME TO APPRECIATE JULIE ANDREWS MY SHEEPLE.

THIS IS JULIE ANDREWS. YOU MAY RECOGNIZE HER FROM BEING THE MOST AMAZING ACTRESS/SINGER/DAME/PERSON TO EVER WALK ON EARTH.

THIS IS HER IN MY FAIR LADY WHEN SHE WAS LIKE TWENTY. WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHEN YOU WERE 20? NOT BEING AS AWESOME AS DAME JULIE ANDREWS THAT’S FOR SURE. SHE GOT SOME TONY NOMINATIONS FOR THIS TOO.

NEXT THIS AWESOME LADY DID A MOVIE THAT YOU MIGHT’VE HEARD OF. IT’S CALLED MARY POPPINS. SHE WON AN OSCAR FOR THIS ONE AND IT WAS HER FIRST FILM. WHAT?!?! YOU KEEP ON ROCKIN’ J. ANDREWS!

OKAY SO NOW SHE IS IN A FILM CALLED THE SOUND OF MUSIC AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE BECAUSE HOLY FUCK. HER VOICE IN THIS IS LIKE IF ANGELS AND HARPS AND LIQUID GOLD GOT TOGETHER AND HAD A CHILD WITH A FLAWLESS VOICE. SOMEHOW FAVORITE THINGS HAS TURNED INTO A CHRISTMAS SONG AND IM NOT EVEN SURE WHY BUT IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE HER VOICE IS SO DAMN PERFET AND PEOPLE JUST WANT AN EXCUSE TO LISTEN TO IT. 

SO THEN JULIE ANDREWS IS IN A FEW MORE MOVIES BUT THEY WERE NOTHING LIKE SOUND OF MUSIC MOSTLY BECAUSE THEY DID NOT DO WELL AT ALL. LUCKILY MY GIRL JULIE STILL GETS NOMINATED FOR SOME GOLDEN GLOBES BECAUSE EVEN WHEN SHE’S IN SOME NOT SO GREAT FILMS SHE IS STILL FUCKING AMAZING. 

AAANNNNDDD HOPPING ON BACK TO MS. ANDREW’S BROADWAY CAREER. THIS IS HER IN VICTOR/VICTORIA. PER USUAL, SHE WAS NOMINATED FOR A TONY FOR HER AMAZEBALLSNESS, BUT SHE DECLINED IT BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE FROM THE SHOW WAS NOMINATED. WAY TO STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN GIRL. YOU GO GLEN COCO. 

THIS IS ALSO WHEN SHE HAD THE VOICE SURGERY THING THAT KIND OF SUCKED BECAUSE HER GOLDEN SOPRANO GODDESS VOICE DIDN’T REALLY WORK ANYMORE BUT THAT’S OKAY BECAUSE JULIFER ANDREWS CAN DO WAAYYYYYYY MORE THAN JUST SING. 

IN 2000 MADAME JULIE WAS MADE A DAME COMMANDER OF THE ORDER OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE AND I AM NOT BRITISH SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK THAT MEANS BUT IT SOUNDS VERY FANCY AND OFFICIAL. DOES IT MEAN THAT WE CAN FINALLY START A RELIGION DEVOTED TO HER? GOD I HOPE SO. 

FINALLY HER ROYAL HIGHNESS JULIE GETS THE ROLE SHE WAS BORN TO PLAY. QUEEN OF GENOVIA. SHE SANG IN THIS FILM TOO AND HOLY BEJEEZ I CRIED. WAY TO GO JULIE. ANYWAYS I THINK THE MORAL FROM THIS MOVIE WAS THAT IF JULIE WANTED TO START HER OWN COUNTRY OF GENOVIA AND CALL HERSELF QUEEN I WOULD WILLINGLY BECOME ONE OF HER SERVANTS THAT CURTSIES WAY TOO OFTEN. 

NOT ONLY IS JULIE A TRIPLE THREAT IN THE THEATER SHE IS ALSO A BESTSELLING AUTHOR. IS SHE EVEN REAL? CAN SOMEONE VERIFY THAT SHE IS A REAL HUMAN PERSON AND NOT SOME SUPERNATURAL HALF ALIEN HALF LIZARD THING THAT IS REALLY AMAZING AT A HUGE AMOUNT OF THINGS?

THIS IS HER HIGHNESS ACCEPTING A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD. THIS ISN’T EVEN HER ONLY ONE OF THESE THINGS. GOD SHE HAS SO MANY AWARDS SHE PROBABLY USES THEM AS RULERS AND WHISKS AND MAGIC WANDS. 

AND FINALLY THIS IS JULIE ANDREWS IN 2015. LITERALLY NOTHING IS HAPPENING IN THIS PICTURE EXCEPT JULIE ANDREWS SMILING AT HER ADORING FANS AND I CAN FEEL THE TALENT RADIATING OFF OF HER. SHE IS AMAZING AND WONDERFUL AND FANTASTIC AND MANY OTHER ADJECTIVES. IN CONCLUSION, PLEASE GOOGLE HER BECAUSE I HAVEN’T EVEN LISTED A QUARTER OF THE AMAZING THINGS SHE’S DONE. AND ALSO GOD SAVE QUEEN JULIE. 

i can think of something better

Pairings: Alya Césaire/Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Alya Césaire/Ladybug

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Alya likes Ladybug. Ladybug is Marinette. Marinette likes Alya. Alya maybe likes Marinette?

Or, the time Marinette managed to get into a love triangle with herself. For like two minutes.

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