Crack fic: Just a little bit mad
Pairing: Kinda non (well, okay … hints at possible Castiel/Dean/Michael or at least Castiel/Michael, background Sabrifer)
Warnings: Spoilers up to season 13, the cage, Michael is mad, set in some future SPN season
Lucifer had warned them. And it was a testament to how crazy Dean’s life had gotten that the thought ‘I should’ve listened to the devil’ crossed his mind in all earnesty. But the Leviathans were on the lose (again) and they needed every archangel they could get to lock them up. That’s what brought Dean and Cas down to the cage, currently looking at Michael, who was beaming at Dean through the bars.
“Dean,” the archangel cooed. “My true vessel! So beautiful! So magnificent!”
He definitely was batshit crazy just like Lucifer had said.