Never Ever Land
Pairing: Hermione Granger x Rabastan Lestrange x Rodolphus Lestrange
AU: Modern, non-magical AU; college student!Hermione, older drug dealers!Lestranges
Word Count: 744
Hermione thinks that it says a lot about what kind of person she is that she doesn’t immediately haul ass out of Harry’s overcrowded cesspool of a frat party when she sees who’s there.
Because Cormac is there.
Cormac I-Should-Practically-Come-With-My-Own-Series-Of-Antibiotic-Warning-Labels McLaggen.
Cormac I-Thought-We-Were-On-The-Same-Page-With-The-Condom-Thing McLaggen.
He’s in the far corner of the living room, holding court by the keg with his latest groupie—girlfriend?—and just generally doing an awesome impression of an exaggerated textbook douchebag. He’s wearing chinos and a backwards black Adidas cap, an expensive platinum watch strapped around his right wrist despite the fact that he is not left-handed, his baby blue Lacoste polo just the slightest bit too tight around his biceps. He’s smarmy. He’s arrogant. He is a sexist, misogynistic, gigantic error in judgment who Hermione cannot believe she let within five un-medicated feet of her vagina. Actually, now that she’s not blinded by her own hormones—
“And what is that face for, chérie?” a deep, unfamiliar, French-accented male voice purrs in her ear.