i wasted so much time on these haha

Peter Parker x Reader

Prompt: hiya!! could you do a Peter Parker imagine where the reader’s sister is getting married and she needs a date so she takes Peter and it’s just super duper fluffy and all?? thank you!!

Word Count: 1735

Warnings: none

A/N: I wrote this for a gender neutral reader- you can view it as a female, a male, neither or both. Enjoy!


Originally posted by marvelheroes

It was a wonderful spring day- the birds were chirping, trees were awakening, flowers were beginning to bloom. All was peaceful in the beautiful corner of the world known, to a select few, as your home town. It is from there that a particular phone call flew over buildings, parks and houses, only to reach your place- in a matter of seconds! An everyday example of the 21st century at its finest.

You picked the phone up and had to listen to a five minute rant before the point got addressed. Of course, after that it seemed only common sense to spend quite a while excitedly talking with your sister over the news. A good half an hour later, you got off the phone and lied down on the couch, mentally replaying the last thirty minutes.

Your sister was getting married with her few years’ time boyfriend and she asked you to be her person. You smiled, remembering a conversation you’ve had a few years prior. You had jokingly told her that horrible consequences were to follow if she’d pick anybody else as a bridesmaid. Of course, at that time it had been long decided that she was going to be your bridesmaid and you were going to be hers-if you were ever going to get married.

As soon as you end the period of contemplation in the favor of doing something productive, a thought flashes through your mind. If you were going to the wedding, you were going to need a date. Of course you could always just go stag, but your parents would go berserk over it. The matter of their children having someone to share the mundane aspects of everyday life with was important to them, and with good reason.

However, there wasn’t anybody you were dating at the time- and no past exes you were getting along with you could bring. Rebecca and John were the only decent human beings that didn’t start acting like beasts after you parted ways, but your parents were aware of your relationship status regarding the two.

Your mind immediately flied to what was simultaneously the best and the worst decision at that time: Peter Parker, whose name was often associated with many titles. Spider Man, Complete And Utter Dork- but most importantly, the current object of your affections. As you were running the pro and con list over in your mind, you realized you were going to do it either way, all consequences damned.

Deciding it’d be best not to waste any time beating around the bush, you pick up your phone and text your longtime friend.

‘Hi dude, what’s up?’ You fire off the ice breaker.

Haha, not much, hanging around the house, you?’ He texts back, not two minutes later.

‘Pretty much the same.

Hey, listen, my sister’s getting married and I wanted to ask for a huge favor. You up for it?’ You reply, hoping to everything you have it won’t be a bust.

Woah, really? That’s so cool, congratulations!

Of course, man, what do you need? If you need someone to cover up for you at work though, don’t count on me, things are getting real busy at night.’ He responds in a matter of seconds.

‘Nah, I’ll talk to boss, it’s only one day.

Can you take a day off, though? I’m in desperate need of a date- you know how my folks reacted the last time I went stag. Do help a sister out. :’)’

Ugh, damn. When is it?’ Your heart sinks for a moment, but you send him the info.

‘Three months from now.’

You’re in luck. That’s just when the crime percentage starts to decrease.’ Reading his reply, you let out an audible sigh.

‘So are you up for it?’ You text back, wanting to make sure.

Definitely. Count me in. Your sister’s pretty dope, too- can’t wait to see her again.

‘Lmao she is, isn’t she? You busy right now?’

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anonymous asked:

But what if Yousef really isn't interested in Sana the way we want him to be?

Yeah, there’s always that possibility but like…isn’t he though?

I mean let’s do a little yousana recap:

Episode one: Sana enters the living room and Yousef looks at her directly and smiles. Like sure the rest of the guys notice her too but the camera really focus on Yousef. Then at the train, Yousef notices that Sana is alone and goes to her and he looks at her for like a minute and smiles at her like come on!!!

Episode two: I feel it coming clip, he’s so so embarrassed that his crush has caught him dancing. Okay I’ll accept that he would probably be embarrassed if any girl had caught him but like his reacton was so pure! Then we have the meme message, that boy made a meme (because he made it, don’t believe for a second that he found it on the net) to make Sana feel better and said: Fuck hater you go girl! COME ON!!

Episode three: THE CARROT SCENE!!!! Yousef freaking Acar looked at Sana and smiled at her from the living room, waited for her mom to leave, entered the kitchen, walked by Sana so close to her like the extra boy he is when he had a lot of space, took his drink, looked at her, smiled, taught her how to peel a carrot while talking about kids, gave her hearteyes and smiles and everything and then he freaking forgot his drink when Elias came in, why? because that boy wasn’t there for the drink. Nope. Then the texts, alt for deg girl…I’ll repeat it ALT FOR DEG GIRL!!! he offered to sell his kidneys, if that’s not love then I don’t know what it is! And THEN he took the blame for her with the vodka bottle and sent her a heart emoji! COME ON!!!!

Episode four: That boy sent her a text and when she didn’t answer he double texted her to get her attention. He called her from his phone (Why didn’t you just called from Elias phone Yousef? huh? huh? huh? yupp) and walked her home, but he didn’t only walked her home, he teased her with the ball first because he knew she was worried about her brother, he played basketball being the dork he is, they had a heart to heart conversation about religion where he listened to her and she listened to him, he gave him flowers, Yousef “alt for deg girl” Acar gave Sana “actual sunshine” Bakkoush FLOWERS. Then he finally walked her home and stared at each others eyes and smiled for like what? two minutes? AND he forgot what he was going to say ‘cause he was lost in her like COME ON!!!!

I’m not going to mention episode 5 ‘cause that episode doesn’t exist for me but just a comment: Elias supported Sana liking Yousef, Elias is Yousef’s best friend, do you think he would do that if he didn’t know Yousef likes Sana??

Episode six: Yousef enters the kitchen, Sana doesn’t look at him and that boy spends the whole freaking clip looking at her, he doesn’t care that her parents are there, he doesn’t care that her brother is there, he doesn’t care about anything all he wants is to try and make Sana look at him because he know he’s fucked up, he knows what he’s done and he wants Sana to just look at him so he can explain. Also, HE LOOK AT HER WHILE EATING THE CARROT, I MEAN COOOOME OOOOON!!!!

Episode seven: the basketball scene!!! If he didn’t like Sana, if he was with Noora, why on earth would he waste his time making Sana smile? Like he went there, saw that she wasn’t feeling okay, tried to cheer her up and when Sana rejected him he tried again. It was the first time Sana smiled in three weeks, that has to mean something. AND we have Elias warning him because she’s hellish, like why would you warn him Elias? maybe because you know they’re endgame? COME ON!!!!


So, yupp, basically I don’t see how Yousef wouldn’t like Sana. Like okay, I can accept the argument that since we’re seeing things from Sana’s point of view we are seeing what she wants to see and maybe the looks of yousef aren’t like that  but the texts? THOSE ARE FACTS, the heart emoji? THAT’S A FACT him giving her flowers? THAT’S A FACT and the looks he gave her in the kitchen on epiosde six? she wasn’t even looking at him, THAT’S A FACT


Wow, I’m so sorry I got waaay to excited about this haha 

But like, basically I can’t accept that Yousef doesn’t have feelings for Sana ‘cause why wast sooooo much time on bulding them up if it was all in Sana’s head? NOPE

Sorry for the long answer!

The Perfect Choice

The campfire was dying down so you inched closer to the fire, eager for its warmth.

Matt was late coming back from the hunt. He had gone alone again. In your mind you knew he would be fine but your heart ached for him. He hadn’t been happy with the size of the last deer he had brought home to the family. The family had been thrilled but you had seen the look in his eyes. There was the slight lowering of his eyes as he reached back for your hand that told you so much.

He had been gone for nine hours and you had hoped and prayed he would return before nightfall. It wasn’t for his safety that you prayed. It was truly because you never wanted to spend the night without him. He was your love and your life and the cabin was too cold and too quiet without Matt.

You shifted your bottom on the hard wooden bench and stretched your hands out to feel the last rays of warmth from the fire. Bear had built it up so high earlier in the day, but that was hours ago.

“Hey.” Matt’s voice suddenly called out to you from just behind your left shoulder.

“Hey.” You answered without turning around.

Your heart was in your throat and you were so happy he was back that you didn’t trust yourself to turn around just yet. You were afraid you would throw yourself at him and knock him to the ground and he would tell you again how crazy you were and you would tell him, “It takes one to know one.”

“How’d it go?” You turned your head slightly as Matt slipped onto the seat beside you, his arm sliding around your back and his lips cool on your check.

“OK.” He replied and you knew by his tone it really wasn’t ok.

“Did you get a deer?”

“Yeah.” His sigh was deep and you slipped a hand onto his thigh, squeezing him slowly, letting him feel your warmth.

“A good size?”

“No.”

You wanted to tell him it wasn’t his fault. You wanted to say that the larger deer had learned how to hide deep in the bush and at this time of year were almost impossible to find. But you knew he already knew that. And you also knew that he would have done everything he could do to bring home the largest deer possible.

Sliding your hand further up his thigh, you both smiled as he automatically moved his thighs together, trapping your hand.

“You’ve never let us down.” You said softly and leaned closer to Matt. 

His head was bare and his loose curls were damp from the late afternoon rain.

“I guess. But it feels like I let myself down. I really wanted to bring home something bigger.”

“I love that you want the best for us. For the family.” You said and turned your head to face him. When your lips met, the kiss was light and Matt tasted of salty sweat. You pulled back, licking your lips. “You have never disappointed me and you never will.”

Matt’s arms wound tight around you and he buried his face in your neck, the tight feel of him setting you on fire as it always did.

“What’s wrong with you?” He laughed and asked you. “Why do you love me so much?”

You knew he was joking but you also knew the question was one you needed to answer. He needed to understand. Pulling away slightly, you looked into Matt’s bright blue eyes.

“I’m not a stupid woman.” You said bluntly and waited for his response.

“HAHA! No! I didn’t mean that!” Matt held you closer and pressed his forehead to yours.

“Now that we agree on that point,” You grinned back at him. “Let me say this. I would never waste my time with a man I didn’t love and trust and believe to be the best provider for our family.” You pressed another gentle kiss to his lips. “And I know you are everything I need and all that I have ever wanted.”

“You’re killing me here.” Matt groaned and suddenly pulled away from you, his eyes to the ground. “I can’t live up to that.”

And there it was. The fear that kept him always asking if he was enough for you. You sighed and opened your heart and spoke the truth that was deep inside you.

“I know you’re not perfect, Matt. Seriously. Not perfect. Not even close. Not by a long shot. Not a chance in hell will you ever be perfect. My left boot is more perfect than you are-”

“Ok, Ok. I get it.” He interrupted and tried not to laugh. “I’m not perfect.”

“But Matt?” You dropped to your knees in front of him and wrapped your arms around him and pressed your face to his chest. “You are perfect for me. If you weren’t perfect for me, I wouldn’t even consider…”

Your words trailed off and Matt waited but it took longer than you expected to find the words. He leaned away from you to look in your face. “You wouldn’t consider what?” His blue eyes searched your face and you blinked and swallowed and told him…

“If you weren’t perfect for me I wouldn’t even consider…having your baby.” You let the words hang in the air.

It took Matt a minute to take it in. His eyes darted left and right. Your own eyes followed his and you waited while he found the words. After another minute you were starting to get a bit nervous as you watched the emotions flitting in his eyes. And then Matt’s smile exploded over his face.

“Now that’s what I call trust!” He laughed and pulled you closer to him. “HAHA!” His laughter screamed across the camp.

You watched the man you loved rejoice in knowing that he would be taking on the biggest and longest responsibility of his life. And your heart soared in your chest as you confirmed once again that you had chosen the right man.

You were definitely not a stupid woman.

Chrom/M!Corrin C-S Support

Written by  drizzled-wind


C SUPPORT

Corrin: Hello, Lord Chrom? May I speak with you about something?

Chrom: Of course, your highness, but you can leave out the “lord”.

Corrin: Haha, only if you drop the fancy titles as well.

Chrom: Duly noted. What did you need?

Corrin: I was wondering how it felt to lead a band of noble knights such as yours. As someone who had the responsibility thrust upon him, I just wanted a second perspective.

Chrom: Ah, yes. I enjoy being the leader of my army with my tactician at my side. I especially like having the opportunity to build bonds with my Shepherds. Those are very important to me.

Corrin: I know what you mean! Meeting all of the members of my army and having a chance to speak to them personally is truly a privilege like no other.

Chrom: Of course. Speaking of which, your presence seems familiar to me. Calming, in a way.

Corrin: W-what? Um, why?

Chrom: Just a feeling.

Corrin: (Why is he looking at me like that?!)

Chrom: Well, anyway, I think we can agree that it is a great honour to stand at the front of great armies filled with great heroes.

Corrin: We can. Thank you for this chat, Chrom. (And why is he smiling so broadly?)

Chrom: Anytime, Corrin.

[Chrom and Corrin have reached support rank C.]


B SUPPORT

Chrom: Oh, Corrin, hello again. What brings you to this corner of the battlefield?

Corrin: I noticed you took quite a hit from that lancer. Are you okay?

Chrom: Haha, don’t worry about me. I can take more than that.

Corrin: …If you say so.

Chrom: I do. Now that you’re here, would you mind helping me take care of those axemen?

Corrin: Just leave it to me!

[…]

Chrom: Whew, all done. I certainly wasn’t expecting them to cluster like that…

Corrin: Chrom, you’re favouring your shoulder. Are you sure you’re not injured?

Chrom: Don’t be silly. I’m perfectly fine.

Corrin: You don’t need to lie for anyone’s sake, you know. We are all here to help each other.

Chrom: I’m aware of that, Corrin. If I needed help I would seek it; please don’t waste too much time worrying about me. You know, you’re reminding me more and more of an old friend. May I ask-

Corrin: Um, right, right! As long as you’re not pushing yourself too hard. It would be terrible to lose a formidable commander such as yourself. (Why does he keep saying things like this?)

Chrom: Haha, no need to think so highly of me. I’m worth just the same as anyone else.

Corrin: But that doesn’t diminish the amount of that worth.

Chrom: Alright, alright, I concede!

Corrin: (There it is again! That warm look, like we’re sharing an old joke between friends.)

Chrom: Corrin?

Corrin: Y-yes?

Chrom: Nothing. It looked like you were spacing out for a second.

Corrin: (Is he seriously not realising what he’s doing?)

Chrom: There’s that funny look again. Ah, well. I’ll figure you out eventually, haha.

Corrin: *sigh*

Chrom: Well, I’ve got to get going. See you around, Corrin!

Corrin: … See you.

[Chrom and Corrin have reached support rank B.]


A SUPPORT

Chrom: Hmm, perhaps I should have heeded Corrin’s advice. This shoulder wound doesn’t look too good.

Corrin: I knew it!

Chrom: Ah! C-Corrin?!

Corrin: Your wound is infected, isn’t it?

Chrom: Wait, no! It’s not. I just strained it a bit too much. Don’t worry about it, my friend.

Corrin: (What the hell? He’s beaming at me so hard I can practically see sparkles. Does he even know he has that goofy expression on his face?)

Chrom: It’s okay, Corrin. I’ll find a healer and get it fixed up, quick as I can.

Corrin: [y/n] took all the healers out on a special quest, so that may take a while…

Chrom: Ah, well. I don’t want to burden you, so I’ll take my leave. I promise to go to [y/n] as soon as s/he gets back.

Corrin: No, no, I’ll stay with you until then. I don’t want you getting even more hurt pulling some reckless move, like smashing another hole in the wall. (Okay, I’m definitely not imagining it. There are literal sparkles surrounding him when he smiles at me.)

Chrom: Corrin? What’s wrong?

Corrin: Could you j-just… move over a bit?

Chrom: Okay?

Corrin: (Thank goodness, he’s finally out of the sun. I was going blind.)

Chrom: What was that?

Corrin: N-nothing! Nothing. Uh, Chrom, you said something about an old friend, yes?

Chrom: Oh, right. I was just saying that you have this air about you that reminds me of him.

Corrin: Is that so?

Chrom: It’s odd, but very comforting. I feel as though I could chat with you for hours.

Corrin: (I think he’s going delusional. Please hurry, [y/n]!)

Chrom: Did anyone ever tell you-

Corrin: Hey, look - there’s [y/n]! Let’s get you a healer. (… He’s staring again.)

[Chrom and Corrin have reached support rank A.]


S SUPPORT

Chrom: Corrin! I’m glad I caught you. I had something to talk to you about, actually.

Corrin: Oh? I’m all ears.

Chrom: I know I’ve bothered you incessantly about familiarity and the like, and I just wanted to apologise. I wasn’t quite thinking straight.

Corrin: It’s no trouble, Chrom. It didn’t bother me.

Chrom: I’ve been constantly comparing you to my friend back at home, and I realise that it was rather rude of me. You are your own person, and I love you for that - not for being someone else.

Corrin: E-excuse me?! Did you just say-

Chrom: No! I… didn’t say anything.

Corrin: (Did he just confess? He was mumbling so quietly I could barely hear a word. Now he’s giving me that hangdog look again.)

Chrom: Gods, I’m acting like a coward. I’ll just say it. Corrin, I’m in love with you.

Corrin: (Could it be that all this time he was giving me those weird signals because he was afraid to confess?!)

Chrom: … You don’t have to say anything. I know it’s silly. But I can’t control my what I know in my heart.

Corrin: Chrom, wait! Don’t leave.

Chrom: …

Corrin: The truth is, I’ve also felt myself inexplicably drawn to you. But I became friends with you because you’re a sincere person.

Chrom: Are you saying…?

Corrin: Yes. I… feel the same for you. (His eyes brightened with the light of ten suns. How cute…)

Chrom: I can barely believe this is truly happening! Oh! I have something for you.

Corrin: This ring is incredibly fancy… What’s this crest?

Chrom: It is the crest of the royal house of Ylisse. It was made on the day of my birth, and I was instructed to give it to the love of my life.

Corrin: Chrom, I… I don’t know what to say. This is such an honour…

Chrom: One that you well deserve.

Corrin: But what about when we have to leave this kingdom? What will happen then?

Chrom: I would follow you to the ends of the earth. My kingdom can be ruled by another, so long as I can stay with the one I love.

Corrin: (I can see the intense love in his eyes…) I… Thank you, Chrom. Thank you for everything.

Chrom: Anything for the one I love the most in any world.

[Chrom and Corrin have reached support rank S.]

fibro!tsuna and coping of pain
  • tsuna: i have.. fibro,,
  • tsuna: basically Pain
  • therapist: i'm very sorry to hear that.
  • therapist: let's try meditation. it will help you block out the sensation of pain.
  • tsuna: will it let me blacklist my entire body
  • ...
  • hand: *blocked*
  • foot: *blocked*
  • 3 sq in piece of skin on right thigh: *blocked*
  • tsuna: you're all blocked
  • tsuna: none of you are free from sin.
  • tsuna: or pain.
  • reborn: too bad real life doesn't work that way
  • tsuna: you're blocked too.
  • ...
  • tsuna: *leg starts spasming*
  • tsuna: excuse me teacher my leg is dying i need to take a walk
  • teacher: ..shouldn't you usually rest if your leg is, um. dying?
  • tsuna, already packing up: look buddy i don't know what kind of Normal World you live in but in My world when My limbs start dying i Take A Walk
  • tsuna: bye
  • gokudera: *leaves with him. makes 'i'm watching you' gesture at teacher.*
  • yamamoto: *haha water triiiibe*
  • teacher:
  • teacher: they're not coming back are they
  • teacher: it's barely noon,,
  • ...
  • tsuna: let's play a game!
  • tsuna: it's called 'guess my pain levels'
  • tsuna: pick any number from 1-100
  • gokudera: juudaime that's kind of a, uh.. dark game to play
  • tsuna: nonsense, it distracts me from eternal death
  • yamamoto: i love guessing games!
  • yamamoto: 87
  • tsuna:
  • tsuna:
  • tsuna:
  • tsuna: GODDAMMIT YAMAMOTO
  • gokudera: you sonnuva- I DIDN'T GET A TURN I WAS GONNA GUESS THAT
  • yamamoto: haha! luckyyyyy
  • yamamoto: what do those numbers stand for anyway?
  • tsuna: how many specific points of my body are currently vying for my attention by telling me they're each undergoing the slowest most painful form of necrosis ever known to mankind
  • gokudera: oxidation?
  • tsuna: oxi-wha--
  • tsuna: i hate you all
  • ...
  • tsuna: okay but tell me
  • tsuna: how exactly does that possession thing work
  • mukuro: why are you.. asking...
  • lancia: don't remember much of it. i think it makes you black out the entire time.
  • tsuna: sounds convenient
  • tusna: i have Chronic Pain And Fatigue though.
  • lancia: ..he won't feel it? probably.
  • tsuna: alright. here's the thing.
  • tsuna: my attendance is horrible
  • tsuna: mukuro i need you to go to school for me for a few days
  • tsuna: also please adhere to this very strict sleep schedule or i s2g if you overwork my body i will find a way to transfer all the accumulated pain onto your body
  • mukuro: do i get a choice in this?
  • tsuna: are you throwing away your Get Out Of Jail Free For A Few Days card?
  • mukuro: you drive a hard bargain, vongola
  • lancia: i can't believe it
  • lancia: you've given him conflicting emotions
  • lancia: truly you are a miracle worker, sawada tsunayoshi
  • tsuna: the only miracle i wanna work is on me
  • ...
  • mukuro, in tsuna's body: kufufufu...
  • tsuna, in their mind: Stop Laughing
  • mukuro: what
  • mukuro: you're supposed to be asleep!
  • mukuro: my possession should be suppressing your conscious mind!
  • tsuna: if i can wake up from feeling like i've taken a hammer to the better part of my sternum, i can wake up from you being a creepy dick in my body
  • tsuna: Cease And Desist
  • ...
  • mukuro, in tsuna's body: yamamoto-kun, how does my hair look?
  • yamamoto: *squints for a heckuva long time*
  • yamamoto: ..looks the same to me, haha. did you do something new to it?
  • mukuro: just a small addition.. is it not noticeable? i thought it was quite clever.
  • yamamoto: ???
  • mukuro: *tries to indicate the pineapple tuft hidden among tsuna's already tufty hair*
  • yamamoto: i don't see anything??
  • mukuro:
  • mukuro: what a waste of effort.
  • ...
  • mukuro, in his own mind: get out
  • tsuna, in mukuro's body: no
  • tsuna: it's cold and wet and i am restful
  • tsuna: i have slept so much. not a single headache.
  • tsuna: kinda hard to breathe but i'm not too surprised by that
  • mukuro: the week is over and so is our deal
  • mukuro: i pranced around in your body, freaked some people out, made gokudera question his sanity
  • mukuro: your bully may have a crush on my laugh
  • tsuna: ?? which one
  • mukuro: the loud one with the sword
  • tsuna: that's a little disturbing. i'll try not to laugh like you then.
  • mukuro: ...so
  • tsuna: *whining* five more minuuutteesss
  • ...
  • tsuna: aaannnnddd now we're back to pain. pain, pain, pain. 24/7 pain. i didn't miss you. i mean, i kinda did. it's really numb without you. felt weird.
  • tsuna: kinda like i wasn't really there
  • reborn:
  • tsuna: well, it was good while it lasted
  • reborn: maybe warn me next time before i shoot mukuro dead and you with him
  • tsuna: wow that's a little drastic just because i let a known criminal who tried to kill me walk around in my body for a week.
  • reborn: your self-preservation instincts can be really ludicrously terrible sometimes you know
  • tsuna: look me in the eyes and tell me you've never wanted to be free of your own body before
  • reborn:
  • reborn: shut up and go back to sleep

I’m going to be offline for a year. No phone, no social media (exept Tumblr, cuz it motivates me so much). Cuz I waste so much time on the internet & I never accomplish my dreams & goals or anything! I always procrastinate! I need to get rid of all distractions. I want to be productive & proud on what I have done. In this year I want to focus on my goals & myself.. And I’m going to work hard for it.

Operation Sherlolly - a crack!fic drabble

Haha so this is just a cracky little drabble that came to me. It didn’t really fit in with the theme of ‘All The Things You Said’ so I posted this separately.


“I have wasted so much time,” Sherlock muttered, kissing his pathologist.

“Better late than never,” Molly joked. They were snogging on the couch like a couple of teenagers. She pressed her lips against his once more, each brush sparking more passion. Then Molly’s phone rang. She looked at the caller. “I better take this.” Sherlock glanced at the screen to see who was calling.

“Anderson,” Sherlock growled with frustration.

“Yes, hello! Oh, um yea I won’t be in till Monday but I can help out then. Uh huh, I see,” Molly continued. The conversation didn’t seem it would end soon. Sherlock brushed her hair aside over one shoulder and began nuzzling and peppering kisses against her neck.

“Mm,” he hummed, breathing in her cherry blossom scent.

“Oh,” Molly breathed out. “Um, Anderson, I think I need to—” Sherlock slipped the phone from her hands.

“Molly?” Anderson asked.

“If you would kindly shut up now, I am trying to snog my girlfriend senseless. Laters,” Sherlock huffed before hanging up. He continued to kiss her and all phone calls were forgotten for the rest of the night. Molly now knew better than to answer the phone during a good snogging.

“I have gathered all members of The Empty Hearse here today to discuss a matter of utmost importance,” Anderson announced. “And that is the fact that I, Philip Anderson, was right! Operation Sherlolly is a go!”


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The item cost

To these people who say stuff like “why do you care if retired items become cheaper? They aren’t actually worth anything”

Well, except they do. Yes, you can’t get real money for them, at least not “legally”, but there’s one way FR items can replace real money - art.
I’m a teen, I don’t have much extra money, I’m not allowed to have a bank account, and I’d get into real trouble if I spent cash on art anyway. Do you see where I’m going? Games like Flight Rising is probably the only way I can commission artists right now. So as long as these amazing, talented people see value in game cash and items and take them as payment - they do have a “real” value.

So please stop with the “haha you wasted your time” attitude towards people who spend time to get expensive retired items. No, we didn’t waste any time, because these items do have an actual value, since they can be a payment for somebody’s time and skill, just like dollars.

definitelynotaminion  asked:

What CAN you eat? I see a lot of recipes/tasty-esque videos while I'm on the internet, I'd love to @ you if I by some miracle see something you might can eat that's so out there you might not have heard of it <3

It’s a process of finding out what I can and can’t eat. Some days one thing will be the fine, the next it is not. Sometimes the reaction will be immediate and quite severe, other times it takes a few days for it to build up in my system and then I have to try and figure out what triggered it. So as much as I appreciate the sentiment, I worry it will be a waste of time and energy on behalf of the people trying to help me. Cause the honest truth is, I don’t know.

I used to be able to say oatmeal with confidence but even that is now making my body unhappy, probably because it’s all I’ve eaten on a regular basis (with some other stuff too of course) for over eight weeks.

I should probably see a dietitian, but haha, yea right. We currently can’t afford to pay my allergist bill from last month, regular interaction with a dietitian isn’t an option. Boy it sure is fun being ill in a country trying to kill the poor.

gayhura replied to your post “Real legit question: why did it become so popular in fanon for Keith…”

i feel like it’s just fanon that got out of control…and mainly i think ppl associated “keith lived in a desert shack for a year” with “keith has no hygiene he’s a rustic nature man that’s never heard of chapstick” idk i get where ppl are coming from but it can get extreme and i feel u…

yeah, that’s been my impression. and like?? my main issue with that line of thinking is that? he was in the military?? for at least a year? probably longer? like, idk how much y’all know about the military, but personal hygiene has to be decent, at the least. and like, military training like that tends to stick with people through the years, so while he might go lax, sure, he would probably still keep it up… like, i don’t mind people having headcanons, it’s just sometimes it’s like?? why are you taking this to such an extreme when it doesn’t really fit the character? idk, that’s my personal opinion, i’m not trying to invalidate other’s headcanons.

@shieth replied to your post “Real legit question: why did it become so popular in fanon for Keith…”

in the space mall episode, you can hear the toilet flushing when keith leaves the bathroom but you dont hear a sink, so obviously he didnt wash his hands. as far as i know thats the only canon example of bad hygiene on his part. it’s p much just a fanon thing and i dont really like it either

oh, haha, totally missed that. though, i’d personally attribute that to a “we wanted to indicate he used the bathroom, but didn’t want to waste precious time waiting for him to wash his hands, too”. like, they only have ~20 min per episode, why waste a solid 30 sec or more on something that most people aren’t even gonna think about? also, i’ve been seeing this hc since before s2 aired, so like??? idk

but yeah, the consensus seems to be it’s fanon. but where did this come from, and how did it get so popular? like, honestly, i legit don’t understand why so many ppl seem to like it so much? I’m really honestly not saying anything super against, like sure I’m personally not a fan of it, but like, to each their own and everything, but I really and honestly don’t get why this of all things is so popular

anonymous asked:

haha i just wasted so much time scrolling through your posts i hope u get taken by the woody collective someday it would b a service to this entire website

‘Antis aren’t hateful though’ :)

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Thank you guys so much for sticking by us through all of the troll bs!

They can try all they want but we will continue to smile and be happy while they waste their time with their unhappy lives. So here’s some preggo SasuSaku for you!! Based on @dymx’s art here. Sorry dymx, for always doing your art! I feel like we are spamming you haha. 

We have a lot of fan art recreations planned but because of recent events we aren’t able to do them right now, so sorry for cellphone quality again! :’) We just wanted to thank you all for everything. Thank you for being patient with us on this blog!

I promise, new, clearer HD content to come soon.

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Okay so this 5′4 (I’m 5′8) illiterate fuckboy has been messaging me lewd things with no response for the past year, and I was over at my friend’s house who also has received lewd messages messages, and I finally decided to see what would happen if I just pretended to go along with it.

HE SENT A FUCKING UBER TO SOME RANDOM ADDRESS WITH NO KNOWLEDGE OF MY LAST NAME OR PHONE NUMBER OR ANYTHING HAHAHAHA. HE. FUCKING. SHOWERED.

I told him off after and at first, unexpectedly, he said sorry. I was surprised until a few hours later, when he sent the last lovely message. 

Needless to say I will be laughing in my grave about this and if straightwhiteboystexting was accepting submissions this would be one for the ages.

In conclusion, I want you, my dear tumblr friends, to reblog this so other girls can make fuckboys waste as much of their time and money as we do on our monthly dating app subscriptions. ( I also want to send him this post after it has gained a few notes haha)

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A Happy Family! ~

Thank you Jack, for playing Slime Rancher and basically turned me into a total sucker for this game…
Everything in this game is so cute and squishy, you can’t even be mad…

The Kid Inside

A/N: [CHRISTMAS SENTENCE PROMPTS FIC #10] - Super Lovers (Haru/Ren) - 45 “Why are you embarrassed? You shouldn’t be.” prompt by Shiba-chan! @shibakamiko I finally managed to finish this. Originally this was supposed to be fic #4 but it got #10 in the end hehe oops, I hope you like iiit *-* 

Summary: Ren and Haru are back inside after an intensive snowball fight, and as they warm up and argue about how Ren doesn’t show the kid in him enough, things turn out rather… tickly.

Word Count: 1320


“Ahhh let’s go in quickly Rennie! That was so much fun!” Haru huffed as he carried his drenched brother inside. The water dripped from Ren’s hair, face and clothes as he hung helplessly in Haru’s arms, shivering from the cold.

Haru quickly put him down on the couch, wrapped a towel plus a blanket around him and turned on the heater.

“There. Much better huh?” he laughed. He couldn’t stop smiling at adorable little Ren; truth was, for the first time in ages he had seen the little kid in Ren come to the surface. The serious 18-year-old had never showed much of his kid inside, even when he was younger. Except when there was snow. Ren loved snowball fights!

They both had been disappointed when they didn’t get to celebrate a White Christmas, build a snowman and have the greatest snowball fights like they did last year. 

So now that they got this lovely surprise, they were sure to make use of it, and got themselves in what Haru would call the most intensive snowball fight ever. One that got him to show up again: young Ren. 

They had so much fun, Ren had laughed playfully, thrown snowballs at Haru and it had been a wonderful sight. How long had they been out in the snow? Probably for hours. Haru couldn’t stop smiling as he thought back of it, and he bent down in front of Ren and took one of his cold feet in his hands.

“Ren? Why are you embarrassed? You shouldn’t be.” Noticing the way Ren lowered his head, a pouty expression and a blush on his face, Haru immediately noticed Ren was embarrassed of what happened.

“I was so stupid..” Ren mumbled, and he pulled the towel tighter around him.

“Naahhh you were a lot of fun!” Haru said, now peeling off Ren’s socks that had gotten all wet through his shoes. His feet were freezing, so he started to massage them lovingly to warm them up.

“Please just pretend you didn’t see that. I’m eighteen, I shouldn’t act like a kid…” Ren sighed, still pouting, and Haru tightened his grip on Ren’s feet.

“You’re sulking about that one time I finally get to see the kid inside you? Stop fooling around Ren!” Haru couldn’t help give the soles of Ren’s feet a quick tickle, and the cutest cackle left Ren’s lips.

“Wahh Haru!” Ren pulled up his knees and tried to hide his feet under the blanket as well, causing him to fall onto his side as he was curled into a little ball.

Ah, Haru had wanted to give Ren a break from his merciless tickles for once, especially after such a tiring snowball fight. But seeing Ren like that, na-ah, he was sold.

“Tell me again. Are you sure you won’t act like a kid again?” Haru asked, slowly seeking his way to an excuse to tickle Ren as he stood at his side, hovering over him and watching him swallow nervously.

“P-positive,” Ren muttered with a blush. Oh that cheeky little-

“GYah!” The blanket burrito jolted hilariously when Haru drew his fingers up his soles, and Haru smirked devilishly.

“I don’t think I agree,” Haru said calmly, and he pounced on the now panicking guy. Ren squirmed around hilariously, but he was quite trapped in the blanket like a sushi roll and Haru was already grabbing his ankles and pulling him over onto his lap as he took a seat on the couch as well.

“NO- nahaha Haru! No tihihickling! Not my feeheheeet!” Ren exploded and that was definitely some kid inside Haru got to see. An entirely different one. A ticklish one.

“But your feet are so cooold Ren, I’m just warming them up!” Haru teased, and he fluttered his fingers up Ren’s ice cold soles. Ren’s toes curled and a cute hiccupy laugh was forced out of him.

“HAha! Hahaharu nooo!” Haru couldn’t stop smirking while his fingers tickled every ticklish little inch of Ren’s soles. He felt the sensitive skin warm up at his touch, looking at him he noticed how adorable he looked laughing like that, and the music of Ren’s beautiful laughter was the big bonus of it all.

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Just another clueless girl ~ Cameron Dallas Imagine (Requested)

ourspacevanity said to mmagcon101:Hi, love your blog!💕 Could you write an imagine where the reader just got her medical degree and she’s an intern? Surgeon please. Her boyfriend is Cam but she haven’t told him or his friends about her work? And she hears Cam and boys talking about how she’s just another clueless girl? And then she gets mad at them and leaves? And idk later they meet her in a hospital? Idk you can use Y/N or my name Rue? Im sorry if this isn’t a really good script haha

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I literally love this request so much :) 

A/n I am not good with medical terms nor do I know their true schedule so bare with me :)

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awaken to the sound of your alarm beating , groaning rolling over to put it to silence. Cameron’s arms still wrapped tightly around your waste You turned over giving him a gentle kiss beginning to get ready for your day at work.

You haven’t told Cameron what you really worked for every time it would come up you would find a excuse to get off the topic, You didn’t want to tell him for the stupidest reason and you knew it it was just that you didn’t want him to just love you because you were an intern on your way to become a surgeon, Or treat you differently because you were Intelligent . it was weird but just your thoughts kept you from revealing the truth .

finally ready you left cameron another note like you did every morning ‘Good morning handsome’written on it you smiled , leaving for a day at work .

during your lunch break you called cameron just like everyday, he informed you on the guys coming over his place for a ‘guys night’.You loved Cameron’s friends they were all or most of them respect full young men which you appreciated .

after work you headed back to your place to get comfortable to head over to Cameron’s , grabbing a few things and you were on  your way .

You arrived at his place he had a condo and it was very fancy, he gave you the key to his condo in case of anything . you opened the door to already hear them screaming and just having a good time . you took off your shoes to peer in on the topic of the discussion. Creeping behind the wall standing in silence .

‘are you sure man she’s just not for your money ? you are successful and i don’t know what she is or what shes about‘ Taylor chuckled . you gasped in shock and infuriated quickly remembering to be quite , ‘nah man I don’t know okay and I don’t like to judge she said she’ll tell me where she works when shes ready and i respect that it just had me thinking’Cameron admitted , the sound of chips being munched on filled the room . 

‘what is she like a fucking stripper ?’Colby joked ‘strippers don’t get up everyday at 4 in the morning ‘ Cameron laughed at his joke.

‘She’s probably just another clueless girl’Taylor continued .

‘guy’s we should really-’Aaron started, but you cut in .

‘Just another clueless girl? is that right ? this ‘Clueless girl’Happens to have a PHD from Harvard went to college for 8 years and am still taking courses for 6 more years and I’m an intern at the hospital making 20 dollars an hour working 8 hour shifts , but I’m a clueless girl right ‘ You chuckled folding your arms leaning back .

‘what?’ Cameron gasped confused .

‘yes’You spat giving attitude.

‘why did you keep this from me?’Cameron stood up, the rest of the guys sat clueless not another word from them . ‘i don’t know reasons ‘ You looked down at your feet . ‘Y/n’ He lifted your chin up , ‘okay fine because I didn’t want you to treat me different or act different because I am intelligent not to toot my own horn or anything ‘ Cameron chuckled pulling you in for a hug smiling . 

‘I am in awe and love you way more if that was even possible , Y/n your a successful,intelligent and independent women you are honestly remarkable and i’m amazed ‘He gave you a kiss .

‘damn Y/n i feel like shit assuming things , i’m so sorry ‘Taylor stood up giving you a huge . The rest of the guys followed with apologize, ‘thanks guys’ You smiled feeling a sense of relief . ‘How do you balance it all ?’Aaron asked .

‘honestly i have no idea ‘ you chuckled taking a seat munching on the chips .

the rest of the night was full of questions and just finally getting to know each other as friends.

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sorry for errs and the length of it :0

This got me thinking what do you want to be when your grow up ?

Tell me Here  !!!!!!!!! I would reallly love it and might respond with my goal ;)

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(M!Corrin x Soleil)

“Aaaah! It’s so cute, I love it! I love it so much!”

What had happened was that Soleil had been invited to Corrin’s throne room. It was not unusual, the young king loved spending time with his wife. No, the unusual part was what Soleil saw when she had walked in. Instead of Corrin on the throne, it was a pink kitty. Soleil wasted no time in scooping it up and cuddling it.

“Meow.”

“Haha! He likes me!”

Corrin smiled. “Sure does!” Then the smile went away. “At least, I think that was a happy meow.”

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