i wasn't on tumblr yet :u

actual conversation i had today
  • Person: Harriet Tubman can't be on the 20 dollar bill! She wasn't a president, only presidents can be on money!
  • Me: Benjamin Franklin
  • Person: But he was a president?
  • Me: *looks directly at the camera like im in the office*
in honor of hannigram day: how i came to ship it
  • me: well yeah i mean i don't really pay attention but i'd bet my life people on tumblr ship it.
  • friend: yeah it's two guy best friends, tumblr would be all over that.
  • me: i mean, i can kinda see it? i mean *i* don't really ship it but i could see why they would.
  • friend: i can see that too.
  • me: they've kind of got this dynamic of like... a divorced couple who despise each other but are still have a lot of sexual attraction.
  • friend: lol yea
  • me:
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  • friend: u ok
  • me: ... shit
  • friend: oh my god, did you just start to ship it
  • me: I THINK SO?!
  • friend: AFTER ONE SENTENCE?????
  • me: NOW I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THEIR SEXUAL ATTRACTION
  • friend: JESUS CHRIST
  • me: I KNOW
  • me: I'M WEAK