i wasn't going to eat that

Jack and Parse doing impressions of each other.

Parse just lowers his voice and uses a monotone like

Parse: It was a tough game but… full credit to the boys… and hockey… was the winner on the day

Jack:

Parse: What’s a twitter?

Parse: I hate you, Kent

Parse: I’m going to eat yet another pie that I just pulled out of my freezer

Jack’s method of impersonating Parse is to put on shutter shades

Jack: *starts singing off-key Adele to a poster of himself, mascara-tears running down his face*

Parse: How are you doing that? You weren’t even wearing mascara-

Jack: At least- *sobs* -I still h-have my- *sobs* -my cat

This is random but last year my dad got kind of shitty about Jake going to their house for our “family” Christmas like just with me and my parents and my brother. But my mom was like, “No, I’m making an entire turkey, Jake needs to come and help us eat it.”

My mom just texted me and said dad wanted to make sure I knew that Jake is invited to their house for both Thanksgiving and Christmas this year :)

just now i remembered reading a manga about mozart’s death (Mozart wa Komoriuta wo Utawanai, starring beethoven, czerny, and a pink haired singer named Sirene) when i was like, sixteen. i remember it being completely ridiculous but a good time, so i decided to look it up again and CHRIST


LOOK AT SCHUBERT

LOOK AT CZERNY

  • Mahiru: If you could be doing anything, what would you be doing?
  • Kuro: Eating ramen.
  • Mahiru: If you didn't have ramen?
  • Kuro: Go and get some ramen.
  • Mahiru: If you ran out of ramen?
  • Kuro: Send you off to buy ramen.
  • Mahiru:
  • Mahiru: If ramen didn't exist!?
  • Kuro: Invent ramen.

marianarosemary  asked:

Can tou do some arts like draco and astoria when scorpius born

[ Inktober 2016.10.12 - the Malfoy Family (next gen) ]

Thought this would be a good theme for an Inktober scrawl so here you go! Draco and Astoria with their little bundle of sunshine~

Okay so I REALLY love it when my mom gets mad at me for things I can’t really control

Exo Discusses Their Next Comeback Concept
  • Suho: So what concept should we do for our next comeback?
  • Chanyeol: Me
  • D.O.: That's not a concept
  • Baekhyun: I think it's a great concept
  • Suho: ...
  • Kai: What about food? We could just like eat... & stuff
  • Xiumin: Whatever we do, I'm not dressing like a fucking child
  • Chen: But that's your appeal. The sexy man-baby.
  • D.O.: What about me? They always dress me like a child too...
  • Chanyeol: That's because you're scary as fuck.
  • Baekhyun: Yeah, they're trying to make you seem approachable.
  • D.O.: I'm approachable...
  • Chen: Whatever you say.
  • Suho: Can we get back to the concept, please?
  • Xiumin: We could actually do something with our superpowers.
  • Kai: F-food?
  • Chanyeol: I still say me.
  • D.O.: That is not a fucking concept.
  • Baekhyun: I still think it's a great concept
  • Chen: That's because you agree with everything he says.
  • Baekhyun: I do not.
  • Chanyeol: You kind of do.
  • Baekhyun: You're right.
  • Chen: Are you two gonna make out now, or?
  • Sehun: Don't encourage them
  • Suho: Guys. Please.
  • Kai: We could just sit on stage & eat. It'll be great.
  • Kai: I'm hungry.
  • Lay: What if we go simple, just not do anything but sing really meaningful songs to the fans because we love them & then we could go around giving all of them hugs because love
  • Sehun: that's boring as fuck wow good job
  • Suho: Leave Yixing alone.
  • Kai: So hungry...
  • Xiumin: I want to be shirtless for the next comeback.
  • Luhan: I think that's a great idea.
  • Chen: Where the fuck did you come from?
  • Luhan: ...
  • Luhan: China

omfg i woke up from a nap and i had the weirdest goddamn dream about Kings of Con

i was going to be at a con and i got an email from their staff asking if i was available to do a small role and i was like “??? sure why not!”

the role was literally just “reluctant assistant to rob benedict” and we did several scenes but the only one i remember was

i had just been “hired” and it was us awkwardly in a hotel room watching shitty daytime television while eating ice cream and it was like it was supposed to be a job interview and we had this conversation:

but his character was actually just lonely and wanted someone to hang out with

keep doing you, brain

Alec is staring, but he doesn’t care.

It’s one of those downworlder meetings they are actually invited to. Not because they are acquaintances with Magnus, but because the nephilim were actually required to go.

Simon is hanging with the vampires, Izzy is hanging by Meliorn’s arm, Clary and Jace are talking by the food table, although it doesn’t look like they are eating anything from it. Magnus assured them nothing was going to be poisonous or dangerous, but no one is taking chances tonight. After all, even if this is the after party, doesn’t mean it’s really a party, right?

Alec is standing at the entrance, arms crossed over his chest. Magnus is at the opposite site of the room, discussing with Luke and other werewolves about God knows what.

And Alec is staring at him. At his perfect stance, his cat-like movements when talking and gesturing; the little swinging of his shoulders, and his chin up, showing that way his power and confidence, demanding respect in silence. His cat eyes are showing and aside from Luke, everybody seems to be charmed by him.

Alec smiles a little. It’s so fun to watch Magnus on his element. To see him working politics from afar.

Then one of the werewolves starts talking, gesturing wildly in a friendly manner. Magnus’ cat eyes shot up and now he’s staring at Alec too over this werewolf’s shoulder. And he doesn’t even move his lips, but he knows. I’m so bored.

The shadowhunter can’t help but scoff, how can Magnus say that he’s bored? He was just enjoying himself a second ago. Alec shots him a look. Serves you right.

He can see Magnus struggling to hold his own laughter before looking at him directly in the eye again. I want to go home. Alec looks around the room, reminding him that this is important and that they couldn’t just go around this. Magnus rolls his eyes and the werewolf laughs, maybe thinking that Magnus’ reaction was from something he said. You’re not having fun anyways. The meeting is over.

Alec shots him a glare through his half closed eyes. Suddenly Magnus’ eyes turn to brown and he counterattacks Alec with a honey-like look. Please, babe.

Thirty seconds into a staring contest, Alec blinks and Magnus smiles triumphantly, sipping at the last of his wine, making his rings shine under the room lights. Alec sighs and accepts his defeat, gesturing to Izzy and turning around to leave.

Seconds later, Magnus is by his side, beaming with excitement. Alec glares. “You used the puppy eyes. That’s not fair.”

“I will repay you once we’re back, dearest.” And with a wink, Magnus opens a portal.

(Or in which Malec can communicate by just staring at each other’s eyes).

anonymous asked:

Don't you love how after people were saying Louis followed Eleanor to give her promo for the gigi show she decides to publicly go off the grid and not show up🙄 just seems so calculated likes she's trying to debunk anything about her using him for anything. I'm just tired of the fake innocent nice girl act she always plays and people eat it up. 🙄

( @kiramillerx LIKED FOR A STARTER )

Nemo stood outside the armoury loading up a clip, a bag stood at his feet with nothing much in it but water and a bite to eat. Everyone had something to do, he had volunteered the previous day to go on a supply run, the man that had stepped up to go out with him backed down last minute, wanting instead to do something within the safety on the walls. Not everyone was ready to step up to the mark.

His eyes flickered up from the shiny, new bullets he was sliding into the clip to Kira was she was passing by.

 “Hey, you busy? Wanna come on a run?”

akise  asked:

I used to get allergy shots because I was allergic to peanuts but I don't think I ever really was?? I have peanut flavored things all the time and it hasn't killed me yet

That’s so weird to go as far as shots tho and not even have the allergy? I remember Maaz and I used to eat peanut butter ALL the time when we were younger and then I had some skin issues when I was 10 randomly and my mom decided it was peanut butter bc of the oils or something?? so we just never had it but I’ve had peanut flavoured things all the time and nothing happened so I’m not sure myself tbh :o 

I was test streaming and did a sketch really quick but then people came so I one layered it with this pic

one time i dreamed that doctor mccoy told me not to go on a diet, instead i should eat more and focus on feeling good in my own skin and i think this is the most mccoy thing my brain could ever come up with

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Guys….I think the back cover of the second manga is what happens right before “Road to Hero” XDD That, or this is their spot where they go to eat together, ‘cause I’m pretty sure it’s the same building.

((I was looking at that cover and I couldn’t figure out why Genos would be walking straight up to the roof of a building that clearly isn’t their apartment or some HQ for the HA…and then I remembered this ^^;))