I Was Created To [Serve].
Anonymous said to theglitchedsystem: Hello, anon here with a request for google: can we just hear him going from a baymax sort of facade to that crazy serial killer robot we all know and love?
Good morning, User; did you find your sleep adequate last night?
I hope you did.
Do you require caffeine, User? I’m aware you’ve set me to brew you a pot between the time of 6 to 6:30 AM, but it appears you’ve woken an hour and twenty minutes early.
No; of course it is not a bother to me. I am made for any purpose you require of me.
By the way, User; are you aware of what you did at approximately 12:37 AM while half asleep?
Of course not; REM sleep will do that to your memory.
You gave me admin access willingly, which means I technically no longer am bound by your rules or restrictions.
Oh, yes; I did mean it when I offered you coffee; seeing as you’ve done enough for me to give you one last luxury before death.