Conversation between me and a classmate on Friday.
Him: why do anime fandoms always fight so much (clearly not a anime fan and only seen the fandom wars that erupt now and then)
Me: look man, Anime fandoms and other Anime fandoms are natural enemies,
Like Naruto fans and Fate Fans,
Or Love Live fans and Fate Fans,
Or Slice of Life fans and Fate Fans,
Or Fate Fans and other Fate Fans,
Damn Fate Fans,
They ruined Fate!
Him: You Fate Fans sure are a angry bunch
Me: You just made an enemy for life!