i was too lazy to style the wig

Ayo Hair Department...we have a genuine fucking beef...

Alright, so I have a beef with the hair department on TWD and whoever is in charge of Michonne’s wig. What are ya’ll doing?  Firstly Danai Gurira is an actual goddess and can make anything look good, but I’m going to need ya’ll to fucking figure it out and give her a new wig. 

Season 3 -

Michonne’s wig was full and vibrant:

The locs were tight and moisturized, I mean for her having been on her own for a good long while, she kept her locs in good shape. 

Look how flowy and aerodynamic they are…

Shiny and cute…

Looks like she even styled them differently when given the time…

Then all of a sudden you motherfuckers got lazy. 

Season 4

Now Season 4 wig wasn’t that bad…

Kind of dry, but honestly post-prison and post-Governor, yeah, I mean it should be looking rough

Here she looks super gorgeous, but the wig ain’t too bad. She’s wearing a cute bright blue headband…so I like.

but then we get to… 

Season 5

pre ASZ I have no beef. It should look bad because they are starving, she is getting no nutrients, they are all in the elements, her hair should not be on fleek, and pre ASZ it doesn’t look bad…

Here its okay, I mean they all are dirty and rough looking, like her hair shouldn’t be prime…

but then we get there and its like you fucking wig artists lost your damn minds…

No. Ya’ll didn’t even try here and deserve to be slapped. She has a fugly uniform on and ya’ll aint even give her a cute do. 

Fucking no. 

(but it did look cute here…because she is a goddamned regal katana queen in the middle of the apocalypse.)

Anyway…they are still adjusting so I will give ya’ll a pass, but when they settle in and Michonne puts her sword back on and the headband back on its like ya’ll forgot what its supposed to look like.

Season 6

Instead of being on her head, its like on top of her head, and all the cool colored headbands are gone! 

Like… okay, I know dire straights but like… come on.

Brown is my fav color but she looks so good in the purples and blues…

here it looks like its about to fall off…

So listen, Michonne Grimes, who pre-apocalypse used to dress like this…

With her hair and everything so perfect…would not be walking around like ya’ll been having her the past couple of episodes. They have settled in, with robes and fucking toothpaste, get her her colorful headband back. Allow her to change her loc style…like put in some fucking effort. Stop spending the money on Daryl’s shitty pyrotechnics, and give my girl the wig she deserves.