i was thinking of doing a 'favorite tv shows' thing

Tag thing...

Thank you so much @asiandutchgirl for tagging me and I’m sorry if my answers are super boring cause I’m quite sure they will be tbh

Name: Hanna 
Nickname: Sometimes Scottie, rarely Han, but mostly nothing
Gender: Female
Orientation: idk????????
Ethnicity: Dutch???? European?? What exactly is ethnicity?? 
Star Sign: Aries
Height: About 164cm (I think) so I think that should be 5 ft 4? 
Time right now: 12:25 pm 
Last thing I googled: A modest proposal… 
Favorite Bands: Um, how do I choose???? I guess Twenty One Pilots, Florence and the Machine, the Beatles, idk. 
Favorite Solo Artists: Taylor Swift?? 
Song stuck in your head: Love is all you need by the Beatles 
Last movie I watched: Beauty and the Beast <3 
Last TV show I watched: Brooklyn nine-nine
When did you create your blog: 25th May 2014?????
What kind of stuff do you post: ummmmmmm???? Stuff????? Mostly I try to keep it upbuilding and aesthetic but honestly I reblog the most random stuff. 
When did your blog reach its peak: I don’t think it’s ever reached a peak? 
Do you have any other blogs: Nope, just this one. 
Do you get asks regularly: … no. I think I once got an ask 2 years ago and I never responded (sorry) 
Why you chose your URL: I was fed up with all the taken usernames tbh 
Following: 359… I might need to find more blogs to follow 
Posts: 9,020?????????????
Hogwarts House: I think Hufflepuff but I can see myself in all the houses so idk
Pokémon Team: … I actually don’t know. Haven’t played it…. 
Favorite colors: Every colour but I guess I love Blue & Black & Red… 
Average hours of sleep: Somewhere between 8 and 10??  
Lucky Numbers: Idk, maybe 7? 
Favorite manga characters: I stopped reading manga some time back so I actually don’t know… 
How many blankets do you sleep with: Two? Why? What kind of a question is this? 
Dream job: ASTRONAUT. If you could take out the whole possibility of dying in space thing. 
Dream trip: I want to travel around the whole world and just see everything! 
Favorite book: I have quite a few favourites, Harry Potter, the Raven Cycle, The Princess Saves Herself In This One, Howl’s Moving Castle, I’ll give you the Sun, My Heart and Other Black Holes, Six of Crows, the Lunar Chronicles, The Rest of Us Just Live Here, Percy Jackson, A Little Something Different, I should probably stop listing books now but there’s loads more. 
What I’m wearing at the moment: Jeans and a shirt I stole from my dad. (Also these questions are kind of stalker-like and creepy?? WHy do you need to know???) 


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Doing this is absolutely 100% optional

I want you to hold my hand while we grocery shop. I want you to play with my hair while we watch our favorite tv shows. I want you to kiss me in the middle of my sentence because you wanted to taste my words. I want you to rub my back as we fall asleep. I want you to play my favorite song when I look sad. I want you to do these things without having to think about them. Do them because you love me.
Age Regression + Get To Know Me Asks

A. What age do you usually regress to?
B. Do you use a bottle?
C. Do you have a caregiver?
D. Do you use diapers?
E. Favorite thing to eat?
F. Favorite fruit?
G. Favorite place to go when you feel little?
H. Something that makes you happy?
I. Favorite ice cream?
J. Favorite juice?
K. Are you a kitten or other pet?
L. Favorite thing about being little?
M. Favorite little space movie?
N. What’s your name?
O. How old are you?
P. Do you use pacifiers?
Q. A habit you wish you could quit?
R. Favorite nursery rhyme?
S. Favorite stuffie?
T. Favorite little space TV show?
U. Something unique about you?
V. Favorite veggie?
W. Where are you from?
X. (The best x word I can think of its xylophone so….) What’s your favorite instrument?
Y. Favorite time of year?
Z. Favorite animal to see at the zoo?

Fandom-Related Questions
  • A: Your current OTP.
  • B: A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind.
  • C: A pairing you wish you shipped, but just can't.
  • D: What was the first thing you ever contributed to a fandom?
  • E: Have you added anything stupid/cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what?
  • F: What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom? What fandom was it?
  • G: What was your first fandom?
  • H: Do you prefer real-life TV shows or animated TV shows?
  • I: Has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why?
  • J: Name a fandom you didn’t care/think about until you saw it all over tumblr.
  • K: How do you feel about the other people in your current fandom(s).
  • L: Your favorite fanartist/author gives you one request, what do you ask for?
  • M: A person who got you into a fandom and what fandom they pulled you in to.
  • N: Your favorite fandom (for the people; not the thing you fangirl over).
  • O: Choose a song at random, what ship does it remind you of?
  • P: Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas).
  • Q: A ship you’ve abandoned and why.
  • R: A pairing you ship that you don’t think anyone else ships.
  • S: What's a headcanon you have?
  • T: What are your favorite male/male ships or female/female ships?
  • U: What are your favorite male/female ships?
  • V: Do you have any 3-way ships? If so, what?
  • W: 5 favorite characters from 5 different fandoms.
  • X: 3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms.
  • Y: A fandom you’re in but have no ships from.
  • Z: What's a ship that you want to ship publicly, but everyone on tumblr hates it so you keep your mouth shut about it?
Million Dollar Man

+Request: harry smut with harry as ur boss who’s been flirting with you and you’ve been teasing him a lot but u two haven’t had sex bc u know people would talk if they found out, but then he makes a really risky move that makes u change ur mind 

 A/N: Hey guys back with another imagine. I hope you guys like it because I worked super hard on this. I would love so much if you guys would leave feed back and tell me what you guys think of it. love you all and thank you! 

This one shot I based a bit off of and even named it from the original song called Million dollar man by Lana Del Rey. Go check out the song its so good, one of my favorites by her. 

 Working with Harry wasn’t as bad as it all really seems. Yes he may be strict and yes he may yell a lot but I just know that when you have to work with people that sometimes are idiots and don’t wanna do their work it is hard not to come off as a prick. Harry was a very smart man, he knew what he was doing and how to really become successful. I’ve only been working with Harry for about 3 months, it isn’t that long for you to base your perspective off of someone you barely know. But all of that aside, I has a crush on my boss. 

 He is so tall and strong and beautiful long curly hair. I just wanna run my hands through his hair and hear him moan to how good it feels. But there are a lot of other things I wanna do to him to hear him moan. I just wanna crawl under his desk and pull down his pants and suck his cock. I wanna hear him moan out my name so loud and to place his hand on the back of my head and push me down farther. I wanna look up and stare at his face while this is going down and see him roll his eyes back in his head and plead for more. I want him to finish in my mouth and to feel his cum run down my throat. But hes my boss so it would never happen.

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How Versailles Did “Arranged Marriage with someone of the opposite sexuality” Right

  My I guess you’d call it meta? on Versailles is getting really cool responses (wow thank you guys I didn’t actually think anyone would read them lol) so here’s another one I’ve been thinking about. 

Let me preface this by saying I love “The Magicians”. I’ve loved the books since they came out, I think the idea of a realistic take on Harry Potter/Narnia is brilliant. I think it’s a wake up call to all of us who have dreamed about having magical powers/going to a mythical land because it’s a series about what that would actually be like for your average millennial. It could be awesome but also suck balls. I think the characters are interesting, the writing is both witty and grounded yet doesn’t stay away from campyness and the Les Mis sequence is one of my favorite things I have ever seen on TV. 

 However, I find what they did to Eliot Waugh questionable  and borderline extremely offensive.  For those of you who are reading this and do not watch the show, Eliot is an openly gay young man who studied theater at SUNY Purchase and is a Magician. He  actually reminds me a lot of Philippe (damn that crossover would be amazing),  very sarcastic, very troubled, yet a truly good  person. He  becomes the High King of this mystical land called Fillory and so he and his friends can get a blade to kill this evil being called the Beast, he needs to marry the daughter of the blacksmith who made the blade. Which is made infinitely more complicated because in Fillory marriages are forever and he cannot physically have sex with anyone else except his wife ever again.  This is kind of a huge problem being that he’s gay.  Now you’d think that for such a progressive show they would find a way to make this not as awful as it sounds. Yeah no, they even go so far as to imply that he’s falling in love with her and his sexuality for about most of season 2 is erased or retconned to be Bi (nothing wrong with that but he was created as a gay character). That’s not good. Also Fen, the girl he marries, is kind of annoying. She’s desperate to get him to fall in love with her in the beginning and is honestly mystified as to why he seems reluctant to sleep with her. She wants him to love her and doesn’t grasp the fact that he’s gay. Anyway this is made all sorts of awkward, they are trying to fix it by also giving him a ‘husband’ because in this fictional land you can have one of each! Still…it’s awkward. 

  Back to Versailles. There were some people when Liselotte was introduced that thought she was going to be THAT girl, the girl that gets in the way of the OTP. One person on twitter even called her a “blonde cow” (do NOT get me started on that…that was beyond disgusting). Now knowing history, I knew that was not going to happen, those two are together until death do them part (quite literally look it up it’s sad but doesn’t happen for a long time don’t worry everybody!). Yet having experienced The Magicians, I was a teeny bit hesitant as to how this whole thing would be handled as Philippe did have children with Liselotte. How would Liselotte come off? Would she come off as clingy or not understanding of the realities of the situation? 

I was SO impressed by the writing of her character, the writing of their situation, and the resolution between Liselotte, The Chevalier and Philippe. I really didn’t want a freaking love triangle of awfulness to last an entire season, especially when Liselotte was such an amazing character. I think that it was genius that they made her someone most people can identify with and even aspire to be. She’s fun, she’s down to earth, she’s courageous, she’s blunt and she’s a damn good person. She walked in fully knowing that Philippe had a boyfriend and though I know she was probably disappointed to realize that he was not attracted to her whatsoever and physically never would be, she came up with a solution that ultimately got her what she wanted (aka kids so she didn’t get kicked out of Versailles and sent home in shame) and  was a great influence on both Philippes. She had the right idea all along, that this whole mess would work better if the three of them could stop fighting and if the Chevalier would just calm the fuck down and realize she didn’t want to take his place. I love the scene between her and the Chevalier, I think it’s an eye opener for both of them. She comes into things with a very business-like  mindset…and he gives it to her straight, that this isn’t about just sharing a bed or sex, it’s about love and that his heart is broken. His monologue to her is heartbreaking. And I think she kind of knocks some sense into him very gently when she says that the reason he’s acting like this is because he’s terrified and that Philippe loves him but he’s going to lose that love.

   The writers made her important to both men, and I think, at the end when she realizes that she’s in a fucked up situation where her brother in law actually had most of her family killed, at the very least she knows she has two people who she can count on.  Philippe loves her, maybe not physically but definitely loves her as a person. The Chevalier knows she’d never hurt either of them, and that she wants nothing more than to make all of them happy so he has someone to talk to as well. I think the fact that Philippe basically tells both of them that should anything happen to him (IT WON’T) that the Chevalier will marry her and raise their kids says it all.  And the last scene where they are both watching Philippe leave and Liselotte clutches an obviously distraught Chevalier’s hand, you see Philippe smile knowing the two people he loves are going to be ok. And then the final scene of the season, which I assume is some time later, you see the two  of them again together and it’s clear that they are both leaning on each other for friendship and support while Philippe is away. I think the progression from all three fighting  to working together  and ultimately love is so different, and such a breath of fresh air and also shows just how awesome a person Liselotte is. She’s a bit disappointed, but she’s a damn fine human and she wants the people she cares about to be happy. She becomes sort of the missing ingredient to making those two work, the one who will knock some sense into either one of them when Philippe gets too moody or the Chevalier gets too possessive and I hope they’ll get her to also have more fun and embrace the ridiculousness of it all. Yay great character arcs for everyone!

Also SO happy they made it clear that Philippe is pretty exclusively gay and does have trouble having sex with a woman since he is not attracted to women. He doesn’t just magically perform cause ‘welp now I have to’. That was amazing. 

TLDR: Liselotte is a gift of a character, Versailles stayed away from the stupid love triangle trope, and gave us a pretty polyamorous marriage that is respectful,loving, and not uncomfortable. 

Writer’s block

We all get it, we all want to get over it. I thought I’d share a few tips for dealing with writer’s block.

Finding Inspiration: When the problem is, quite simply, that you don’t know what to write about, I think the best thing you can do is consume. Read as much as you can, watch as many movies and TV shows as you can, look at as much art as you can. If you’re trying to come up with a story, ask yourself “what if?” all the time and run with that. I’ve come up with some of my favorite plots that way, simply asking a really out there “what if?” question in the middle of a movie or a book and creating this completely different story spawned from that. If you’re trying to write something less story-centric, like poetry, ask yourself “why?” as you consume other works. Why does this bother me? Why do I enjoy this? Why am I in awe right now? I find that those kinds of questions will get my wheels turning.

Keeping it going: When you’re having trouble finishing something you’ve already started because you know what you want to write but you don’t know how to get there, there’s two methods I find helpful. Either take a step back, or skip ahead. When a scene is “going stale” or basically my writing just doesn’t seem quite right, I like to back up to the last spot that I felt comfortable with my words. Then (because I’m usually typing on a computer) I hit enter a couple of times so there’s a nice big space between what I liked and what I didn’t like. Then, I just try again. The old text is still there in case I want to go back to it, but usually I end up deleting that unwanted portion because the restart helped me ground myself and I just don’t need it anymore. Sometimes, however, I like everything I’ve written so far and know where I want to go, but I don’t know how to get there. This is when it’s helpful to skip ahead. Just write the part that you know you want so you don’t lose sight of it. Having it written down will help you to fill in the gaps.

Procrastination: This is a tough one, but I do have one method that I resort to when I want to be writing but have no motivation to do so. Basically, I sit myself down in front of the computer and pick one song to start playing. Then, I tell myself that I only have to write for as long as that song is playing, and once it’s done I can stop writing, but I have to write something by the time it’s done. With some luck, I’ll be so into my work by the time that 3 or 4 minutes is up that I’ll cue up another song and another till I’ve been writing for hours.

This Valentine’s Day I’d like to share a few things with you. I’m 19 years old and:

I have never had sex in my life
I have never dated anyone in real life (so not on the Internet)
I have never kissed anyone
I have never been on a date
I have never even held hands with someone romantically
I literally have never even been close to dating anyone in real life

Not because I don’t want to or because I’m picky. Because no one has ever asked me out or showed affection for me or even flirted with me. I don’t think anyone irl has ever fancied me, or if they did they never let me know in any way.

And you know what? I don’t care. I moved on from feeling abnormal and broken and not whole. I refuse to connect my value as a person to those things. I will not allow myself to think of myself as less because I have never done any of those things. Yes maybe my self-esteem still relies on my uni grades or good reviews of my works but I finally stopped thinking that there is something wrong with me for not experiencing those things.

I feel happy and whole anyway. I survived every crush who didn’t return my feelings and every instance of being attracted to someone and knowing they do not like me back. I survived and moved on.

And today I’d like you to turn to things you really value in your life. Your jobs and talents and hobbies and passions. Your family and friends and pets and even house plants. Your favorite books and bands and TV-shows and video games. Your favorite ice-cream and favorite pair of jeans and favorite plush toys.

There are so many people and things you love. There are, I hope, things that make you happy. Focus on them. And screw the society that tells you that you need relationships to know that you are loved. You are already loved. Don’t let society ever persuade you otherwise.

20 Questions for Ed Sheeran, January 25, 2017.
  • Interviewer: What's the most exciting thing in life right now?
  • Ed: Uh, the new album. Coming out third of March.
  • Interviewer: What are you completely tired of right now?
  • Ed: Uhh... I dunno. Walking Dead. I can't seem to get into it. I'm on season four and it's just, I haven't-
  • Interviewer: I'm there as well! Which episode are you on right now?
  • Ed: I'm on like episode five? They're all ill and they're coughing up blood, and-
  • Interviewer: Oh, yeah. It gets better though. Keep on watching it bro.
  • Ed: See, everyone's been saying that, but I've watched like sixty episodes now, and I'm like, I can't quite... so yeah, I'm trying to get through it.
  • Interviewer: What song took you the least amount of time to write?
  • Ed: Thinking Out Loud.
  • Interviewer: What's the first thing that you do when you get an idea for a song?
  • Ed: Uhh, I shut the doors and go away from people.
  • Interviewer: If you could teach one subject at a school, what would it be?
  • Ed: Music. I'm actually going back to teach music at my old school soon.
  • Interviewer: Beautiful, I like that. Did you ever have detention during growing up and going to school?
  • Ed: 'Course, all the time.
  • Interviewer: All the time? Every day?
  • Ed: All the time.
  • Interviewer: What's your favorite drink?
  • Ed: Uhhh... beer. Ale. Like ale. Good, good English ale. Does Finland do good ale?
  • Interviewer: I don't know about that. Not so good. It's okay, but I think it's better in England.
  • Ed: Yeah. You can't drink too much of it though 'cause it's so heavy, it just, I just fall asleep. So I have three and I fall asleep. But the first one is like... glorious.
  • Interviewer: What's your favorite food?
  • Ed: ...Fish and chips? I reckon. Fish and chips. If you give me a fish and chips and an ale, pfft, game over. That's my day.
  • Interviewer: That's perfect. That's heaven. What's one thing you need to have in your fridge always? No matter what-
  • Ed: Ketchup.
  • Interviewer: Ketchup? With fish and chips.
  • Ed: I've actually refused to eat fish and chips when there wasn't any ketchup. I just think it's a travesty.
  • Interviewer: I get that. What's your favorite movie of all time?
  • Ed: Goodfellas.
  • Interviewer: Oh that's a good one. Classic. Favorite TV show?
  • Ed: A show called Love/Hate actually. It's an Irish TV show, like Gangland Dublin. It's amazing.
  • Interviewer: What's the funniest thing you've ever read about yourself on the internet?
  • Ed: That I introduced Adele and her husband Simon. Um, 'cause I do - I now - know them, but like when that came out I, well I'd met Adele, but I'd never met Simon. So I don't know how I could've introduced them.
  • Interviewer: Would you love to work with Adele?
  • Ed: Yeah. I don't think anyone's going to work with Adele. I think Adele kind of doesn't want to work with anyone. I think she does her own thing. So yeah, I think I'd say yes but I don't think it would ever happen.
  • Interviewer: What's the best way to relax for Ed Sheeran?
  • Ed: Sleep. Always a good way, yeah.
  • Interviewer: That's what I do as well. Name one thing you can't live without.
  • Ed: Um. My cats.
  • Interviewer: How many cats do you have?
  • Ed: Two. And they're GREAT.
  • Interviewer: Are you thinking about getting a third one?
  • Ed: I think it'd be unfair. They're sisters, so if you add another cat into the mix it might get weird.
  • Interviewer: What scares you the most?
  • Ed: Uh, heights. Yeah.
  • Interviewer: Me too, I'm afraid of heights. Have you ever done a bungee jump?
  • Ed: I did, yeah. I hated it. Have you done it?
  • Interviewer: Really, you did it?! So you've probably beat that then.
  • Ed: No, no it's made it even worse. Even worse, yeah. Never do it.
  • Interviewer: Really? Okay, I'm not gonna do it then. Thanks for the tip man.
  • Ed: Oh god, I'm just remembering falling down that, like oh god, it was horrible.
  • Interviewer: What was your first job?
  • Ed: My first job, I worked in a pub. I washed, I did the washing up in a pub.
  • Interviewer: If you could travel to any place in the whole world, where would you go?
  • Ed: ...Iceland. Iceland again. I love, I love, I love Iceland.
  • Interviewer: So you've been there, like-?
  • Ed: Once. But it was one of the best places I've ever been to.
  • Interviewer: Have you ever been to Finland?
  • Ed: Yeah. I've been to Finland, yeah. I think I played a small show in Finland once.
  • Interviewer: If you were in a boyband, what would the band's name be?
  • Ed: Wrong Direction.
  • Interviewer: [Laughs] Wrong Direction, I love that. What's the best piece of advice you've ever received?
  • Ed: Always be nice to people.
  • Interviewer: That's cool. It works out every time. If you could work with any artist in the world, who would it be?
  • Ed: Beyonce. Beyonce. I have worked with her before, but not on an original song.
  • Interviewer: Could you name three things that make you happy right now? This Wednesday.
  • Ed: Uh, my cats. Pictures of my cats. And hearing about my cats. I like my cats. Three things.
  • Interviewer: [Laughs] What's the biggest no-no purchase you've ever bought?
  • Ed: No-no? Astin Martin. Astin Martin, yeah. I only drove it a couple of times.
  • Interviewer: Really?! How much was it?
  • Ed: It wasn't cheap. I feel like, I felt... I got it, and I felt cool. And then I felt like an idiot. I don't think sports cars are for me.
  • Interviewer: Do you still have it?
  • Ed: I do still have it, yeah. I let my manager's wife drive it. She uses it.

anonymous asked:

i think i'm gonna lowkey start shipping parkolin jeje but, what are everyones favorite tv shows? and favorite movies? and everything favorite i just love them all so much

Someone: Parkolin
Malek: I was threatened. I have never seen anything so false. Ever since that encounter my life has never known peace. Snakes began manifesting in my house physically.

Favorite shows as a kid:
Dallas: Pb&J Otter! Mr Rogers.

Dallas: I can’t sleep.
Malek: *turns to him*
Malek: it’s you I like. It’s not the things you wear. It’s not the way you do your hair. But it’s you, I like.
Dallas: what are you, my mom? Singing Mr. Rogers isn’t gonna make me sleep, dude.
Malek: The way you are right now,
The way down deep inside you–
Not the things that hide you,
Dallas: *literally knocked out*

Malek: some shows on Nat Geo and Discovery chanel because he’s a NERD. Bill Nye too ofc
Malek: this is obviously fake
Ancient aliens: could this be the work of ancient aliens?
Malek: that reaction image of DW

Poppy: THE RUGRATS! It broadcasted way late when she was a kid so she’d sneak out her bed and crawl downstairs to watch it. Dev would catch her and it’d always scare her but he’ll laugh and give her a noogie before he splits a crunch bar with her.

cherylxcx  asked:

STORYTELLING TIME (bc the riverdale hiatus is boring): tell me about 2 of your fav riverdale ships, 2 of your fav characters, 2 of your favorite scenes out of all 7 episodes, and tell me about the pairing you last shipped/just started shipping. a detailed analysis, 10 paragraphs, i don't care. just tell me.

HECK YEAH MAN I CAN DO THIS FOR YOU

THANK YOU FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO SCREAM

2 fave riverdale ships

  • let me tell you about BETTY AND VERONICA

listen, okay

l i s t e n

i was not going to watch this show.

(and then i saw josie mccoy’s face and was like BUT BUT BUT and a friend had to tell me she’s barely in the pilot and to calm down, and then i didn’t plan to watch it anymore)

and then i saw it

the world’s fucking tenderest kiss to maybe ever be on television, which is JUST UNFAIR FOR EVERYONE DON’T YOU THINK??

camila mendes has a talent, is what i am saying, and that talent deserves so much appreciation that it actually got me to watch this show

(THOSE LIPS. THAT THUMB. CHRIST.)

anyway. my favorite thing about the beronica kiss is that it has absolutely nothing to do with how much i ship it. it’s just a weird fever dream bonus to everything about them that i love.

VERONICA IS JUST SO INCREDIBLY IN LOVE WITH BETTY. FROM MOMENT ONE. the train to the rest of my life speech is legit some of the gayest shit i have heard in my damn life.

i love how dedicated they are to one another. i love how they balance each other out. i love that riverdale took the classic “naughty and nice” dichotomy they had from the comics and turned it upside down and shook it, and this is what fell out

they just so clearly thrive off of each other’s energy. i love that.

but you know what i also love?

  • let me tell you about VERONICA AND CHERYL

i honestly thought for a hot minute there that i wouldn’t have interest in this show beyond beronica

and then 1x05 blessed me and watered my crops and cleared my skin and SHOWED ME THE LIGHT

it turns out, veronica directing her attentions at literally anyone is kind of all i need, and cheryl’s my GOTHIC HOT MESS OF PURE EXTRA and i adore her, and i hope one day they move into a new mansion that has a name and adopt war orphans or something.


2 fave characters

obviously you can tell i have a lot of feelings about veronica lodge, so maybe this doesn’t need saying but sorry too bad buckle up because

  • LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, VERONICA LODGE

ironically, i spent most of my life solidly team betty.

“but Leah,” you say, “you love poor little rich girls who are POPULAR but SAD ABOUT IT and SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT. cordelia chase! quinn fabray! glinda upland! summer roberts! you very clearly Have A Type!”

i know. i know i do. but i was BLINDSIDED man

i would die on a battlefield for veronica lodge.

because not only did this show give me “REGRETS HER MEAN GIRL PAST” veronica lodge. it over corrected so hard it gave me the bounty of MOM FRIEND VERONICA LODGE

MOM FRIEND VERONICA RUBBING CHERYL’S NECK THROUGH A PANIC ATTACK

MOM FRIEND VERONICA WRAPPING ARCHIE’S WRIST AND KISSING HIS BOOBOO

MOM FRIEND VERONICA IS NERVOUS BETTY DOESN’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

MOM FRIEND VERONICA MAKING KEVIN PUT ARCHIE IN THE VARIETY SHOW BECAUSE JUSTICE FOR HER SMOL STAGE-FRIGHTENED SON

MOM FRIEND VERONICA LIKE “YEAH POLLY CAN LIVE IN MY HOUSE NO BIG”

the one thing i am weaker for than a sad popular girl is a girl who dances on the edge of the selfish/selfless line, who has such a big heart that she loves EVERYONE but maybe not quite as much as she loves herself. the rose tylers and rachel berrys of this world

oh wait there’s another thing i’m weak for and that is TINY BRUNETTES

veronica lodge was engineered in a science lab to hit every single one of my buttons, is what i am saying

now. i want to be very clear. i adore betty cooper, and no one on this show is more entertaining than cheryl blossom, and kevin keller is the most represented i have ever felt on television, but there was really only one other person i could say is my fave:

  • let me tell you about MY HOMELESS ASEXUAL SON, JUGHEAD JONES

“but Leah,” you say, “Jughead’s not canon ace in this show”

to which i say they can pry jughead’s lack of libido from my cold dead hands, until he says aloud on screen “i, forsythe pendleton jones the third, love doing the sex and it is my preferred method of having intimacy with my romantic partner” he can date whomever the heck he wants because, ASTONISHINGLY, ace people date! and kiss!

besides the point but aNYHOW

this kid is a fucking trainwreck and i love every inch of him

i love his ridiculous dedication to his aesthetic, i love his shitty novel, i love how much he loves his sister, i love his fwoopy bangs, i love how his reaction to being told his best friend is fucking their teacher is “wow dude sounds like you’re the victim of a sexual predator, do you need help?” rather than a high five, i love the way he delivers one-liners like he’s kind of trying not to laugh at his own jokes

riverdale isn’t riverdale without juggie

2 fave scenes out of all seven episodes

  • let me tell you about THE SCENE CONFIRMING KEVIN AND VERONICA’S QUEERPLATONIC LIFE PARTNERSHIP IN WHICH THEY GO ON MARRIED FRIEND DATES

honestly, and i truly have no excuse for this, you said “what is your favorite scene” and the VERY FIRST THING that popped into my head were these moments with ronnie and kev in the back of his father’s truck, which is ridiculous, mostly because they’re not even really a scene

but it’s just. it is so fucking satisfying, man. look at these precious babies. look at how many blankets they’re under. not only is her head on his shoulder (HERE’S ANOTHER LOOK FROM THAT ANGLE) but EVERY PART OF HER is touching EVERY PART OF HIM. he is SITTING on her CAPE. do you have any idea how much trust that entails?

what strikes me about this moment is that Riverdale is succeeding at convincing me that these kids–any of these kids, really, not just kevin and veronica–are friends. that they all enjoy spending time together, that if there weren’t a murder going on they would still see each other, and that they care about each other. ironically, on a lot of teen soaps the friendships are the first thing to be ignored or cut for time, because they’re not juicy and “don’t lead to conflict” (untrue). kevin isn’t even in the core four, and yet, here he is: taking out his best girl because there’s no other out kids except veronica at his school and this show cares about kevin and what kevin does! they could have had veronica suspiciously follow hermione to the drive in and start her conflict with her mom over fred andrews early, but no. they wanted her to have a night out with her gay husband buddy.

kevin and veronica are the kind of friends who made a marriage pact two days into knowing each other. kevin and veronica are the kinds of friends who meet each other’s eyes when they find the same things funny but it would be impolite to laugh. MY KINGDOM FOR AU WHERE KEVIN AND VERONICA BEARD FOR EACH OTHER BUT THEN, WHILE FAKE DATING, BECOME BEST FRIENDS. 

and like yes, unless veronica is actually queer (which she is) her calling kevin her best gay and–more than that–interrupting his interruption to be like “GAY THANK GOD LET’S BE BEST FRIENDS” is a little bit abhorrent. but looking past the ridiculous stereotyping, what strikes me most is that when veronica says let’s be best friends she means it. she’s team kevin now, ride or die. 

this moment shows riverdale at its best: taking a shit ton of cliched tropes but blending them in a new way and showing them with a lens of kind of delightfully unexpected compassion.

…anyway

it occurs to me that, despite finding my way back to it at the end, this is much less a rant about an actual scene and much more a rant about how much i love the friendship between veronica and kevin, but i’m sorry i love it that much. 

so i’m gonna try harder now on the next one

there are a lot of one-liners and moments i almost picked, even though, once again, those are not scenes (when jughead narrated that there were really only three kids in that booth and we all went IS JUGHEAD A GHOST, “slut shaming is when SLUTS get SHAMED,” “train to the rest of my life,” veronica’s face when betty comes out in the dominatrix gear, “that doesn’t SOUND like complete freedom,” PUSSYCAT RONNIE, fp jones saying he doesn’t want jughead to look at him like he’s garbage anymore….)

but then a dark horse candidate emerged:

  • let me tell you about the moment i realized ONE DAY I WILL BE ABLE TO LOVE ARCHIE

this show has an archie problem. so dedicated were they to proving that they weren’t going to do the classic love triangle, they made it so that archie barely interacts with half his friend group at all. isolating archie from everyone else with the grundy plot set this show back ages, and made archie almost totally irrelevant to the ensemble he ostensibly leads

but then we got this moment of hope:

“okay Leah yes we get it you like it when these idiot teens are friends”

DO YOU

DO YOU GET IT THOUGH

this was the first hint that this show would succeed at gaining my love beyond betty and veronica. and i didn’t appreciate it at the time aside from OH LOOK ARCHIE HAS A PERSONALITY I LIKE TODAY, THAT’S NICE, but in hindsight it really is quite significant. archie and jughead are supposed to be the heart of this show; it’s good to see them act like it.

and jughead is also a sarcastic little shit and he’s my son and i love him

A VERY IMPORTANT NOTE:

third place goes to the scene with betty, jughead and kevin rebuilding the murder wall and then trev shows up, which hilariously of all three of these might ACTUALLY be my real favorite scene of the whole show, for all the reasons i listed about a) the other two above and b) what i’m about to say below. sadly, though, this makes my love for it redundant and i’ve already repeated myself so much, so i’ll move on to…

the pairing i last shipped/just started shipping

  • well, let me tell you about BETTY AND JUGHEAD

i’m gonna be real with you i adore these two. i’m not fandom-y about them at all, because right now what the show is giving me is JUST RIGHT: two kids with chemistry who care about each other! we’re watching them take it slow and feel it out!

i dig the gentle vibe between them, and how they are interested in each other but mostly because they are both interested in JUSTICE and THE TRUTH and MYSTERIES

bless these idiot teen sleuths! i hope they get married and betty becomes a lawyer-slash-journalist and jughead becomes a private-eye-slash-novelist and together they start a firm called COOPER JONES INVESTIGATIONS and they solve crimes and are married, like Hart to Hart

anyway the point of this ask is that a few months ago i made a viral post about hatewatching riverdale because it’s trash but now i’m legitimately in love with it on every level so the joke is on me i guess

anonymous asked:

do you think killing myself would be worth it? i'm seriously asking, please don't say that someone will miss me and all that bullshit, because it's not true. i don't have friends and my family doesn't care for me at all. it won't get better, so do you think i should just do it?

what kept me going despite everything is that i’m going to miss a lot of things if i die. my favorite tv show, new music i could obsess over, ice cream, etc. also i looked forward to being old enough to dye and cut my hair the way i wanted lmao (my mom wouldn’t allow it until i was 18). it might not sound like much but small things like that are still giving me strength. my father who left us two times but who lives with us again just came home drunk and it sounds like he’s throwing up in the shower (the bathroom is next to my room) but i’m trying to focus on things that make me happy instead. my blog, for example. i know it’s going to pass like any other bad thing, i just need to wait. no matter what you’re going through right now will pass too. i’m not saying it will get better i know it’s a bullshit thing to say but just. i know you can get through it, so please don’t kill yourself  

@sokoistrying tagged me, i love stuff like this!!~

Name: Alyona

Nickname: L or Lens (also hedgehog but it was a long time ago)

Gender: intergender

Orientation: homosexual

Ethnicity: russian

Star Sign: aries

Height: 158 cm

Time right now: 11:54 pm

Last thing I googled: order pizza online

Favorite Band(s): Twenty One Pilots

Favorite Solo Artist(s): Beyonce

Song stuck in your head: Matilda by Alt-J

Last movie I watched: La La Land i think

Last TV show I watched: Steven Universe (rewatched)

When did you create your blog:  2014

What kind of stuff do you post: my drawings and answers on messages in asbox i guess

When did your blog reach its peak: somewhere in december or january i think

Do you have any other blogs: @yellow-lens-shit for reblogs

Do you get asks regularly: yup. really happy bc of it

Why you chose your URL: it was just a random shit but then my bro was like “yo that’s because you look at the world like through yellow glasses?? bc u r really cheerful and loving and like everythink yellow/sunny??” so now on i’m gonna pretend that’s what my url was originated from

Following: 210

Posts: 606

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff

Pokémon Team: Instinct

Favorite colors: yellow and lavender

Average hours of sleep: 7

Lucky Numbers: 7 and 13 lol

Favorite manga characters: Olivier Mira Armstrong

How many blankets do you sleep with: 1 (2-3 in winter)

Dream job: concept artist or comics artist

Dream trip: Thailand

Favorite book(s): still Harry Potter

What I’m wearing at the moment: black shorts, bolshoi theatre t-shirt and a hoodie

Tag someone: i tag everyone who wants to do thing too and you guys

@fischy-felix @lizziebeth-hd @rego-mem @jelixpo @missmblaah @odarlino @noxatn @cloudedfelix

u can just ignore it oops

That’s a wrap! The People vs OJ Simpson has come to an end. And someone give Paulson and Vance an Emmy. Without a doubt, one of the best TV portrayals I’ve ever seen and certainly the best cast assemble. I don’t think there was anyone that didn’t do good.

One of my favorite parts of the series is when they progressively show Kardashian’s doubt. At first, he was with OJ. But then he started to pull away and continued to do so as the season goes on. By the end of the last episode, he was done. He no longer believed in OJ. Schwimmer nailed the part. And that actually makes me happy because the only other thing I’ve seen him in was Friends.

Also, I loved that the last part of the slideshow of where the people are now, shows in memory of Nicole and Ron. I think they deserved that much respect even after 22 years. Kudos to the crew and cast. I can’t wait what they have in store for next season.

Random sentence starters
  • "Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?"
  • "So you're a liar and a thief."
  • "So are you going to kiss me or can I finish this cigarette first?"
  • "Can I touch your boob?"
  • "Is it bad that I enjoy infomercials more than I enjoy actual television shows?"
  • "So your mother is pregnant and it might be my fault."
  • "You smell like butt."
  • "Please tell me I'm hearing things and that you're not actually listening to Kidz Bop right now."
  • "You either owe me a hundred cookies or a really expensive bottle of vodka—your choice."
  • "What the hell did you just say about my favorite band?"
  • "Please never call me by my full name ever again."
  • "Do you prefer to read or watch your porn?"
  • "I think I need to lose ten pounds."
  • "Who do you love more, me or your mom?"
  • "Tell me the dirtiest joke you can think of."
  • "Were you aware that there is ice cream?"
  • "That was worth seven thousand dollars and you think 'I'm sorry' is going to make us even?"
  • "It's not that you're wrong, exactly, you're just extremely not right."
  • "You shouldn't be trusted with small children, should you?"
  • "Give me cake or give me death."
  • "I'm starting an idiot jar. Any time you do or say anything idiotic, you have to put at least a dollar in it—more depending on how stupid the thing that you said or did was."
  • "Are you actually wearing my underwear right now?"
  • "I want candy."
  • "On a scale from, 'I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying' to 'I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst' how much of an adult are you?"
  • "Okay but like, if vampires aren't real, then explain Pluto."
Wilford Warfstache Psychology Speculation

Warning: Might be long. Also spoilers. Also may or may not get to a point. I just need to share my thoughts, even if they’re all thought vomit.

Okay, so I just watched the Markiplier TV bloopers, and I just gotta say that Warfstache is quickly becoming my favorite of all the egos. From what I’ve seen of Warfstache before, it seemed like his show was just an excuse to do whatever he wanted, but to be fair, up until A Date With Markiplier the only thing I saw of the character was the interview with Mark. When ADWM came out is when I learned about him being from another dimension/world/whatever. He seemed omniscient at the time. So actually, when I think about it, his acting before thinking, his complete lack of understanding death, it makes no sense.

We all know by now (probably) at this point that Wil does things without really thinking–he hears a request and acts, as shown on the game show with Tyler and again at the last scene with Septiplier. I get that, there are people who are pretty literal (Guardians of the Galaxy anyone?), but to not understand the consequences of your actions afterwards?
Kathryn ripped him a new one after the whole game show thing, and Wil didn’t seem too bothered at the time. He actually defended himself, but afterwards comes the bubbles commercial. Wil’s got some pretty heavy stuff weighing on him, and here he seems to realize he’s wrong.
And then there’s today’s video: Bloopers from the whole ego project. Here we see Wil talking to a priest/rabbi/whichever-religious-leader-he-is-I-have-no-idea. Does Wilford Warfstache feel bad for his actions? Is he repenting? Soul searching? Searching yes. Repenting…well…no. Mysteriously dying people? He believes he’s cursed? It seems he STILL doesn’t fully understand his actions. Possibly disassociation?

Warfstache is just really fascinating to me at this point. I’m excited to see what @markiplier does with the egos, especially Wilford. If you survived my ramble, have a cookie! :3

If you want to talk about this hmu! :3

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thanks @pewpewpies for tagging me


Name: Ronnie (or is it?)
Nickname: Ronnie, Ro, boo, Fergie (I’m 99% sure I’m forgetting some)
Gender: female
Orientation: bi as fuck

Ethnicity: basic white girl
Star Sign: virgo

Height: 181cm (5′11″ I think?!)

Time right now: 11:40pm

Last thing I googled: rob dyrdek

Favorite Bands: twenty one pilots

Favorite Solo Artists: I don’t think I have any :(

Song stuck in your head: young and manace by fall out boy

Last movie I watched: I think I rewatched Lucy

Last TV show I watched: once upon a time

When did you create your blog: november 2013 (wow)

What kind of stuff do you post: my son poods and also whatever I want

When did your blog reach its peak: uhh no idea
Do you have any other blogs: personal (@ronniemeg-shameless plug) and a few more but those are secret ;)

Why you chose your URL: cause ain’t no party like a pewdiepie party (only 90′s kids will remember)

Following: 50 (I’m assuming this is meant like how many people I’m following, not how big my following is. right? right.)

Posts: 6,531 (wowow)

Hogwarts House: uhhhhh

Pokémon Team: none (soz people)

Favorite colors: black (boohoo black is not a color), yellow
Average hours of sleep: around 8

Lucky Numbers: 3, 5, 8

Favorite manga characters: don’t have one
How many blankets do you sleep with: One

Dream job: had it, got fired from it, ops

Dream trip: UK! actually all around the world, but UK comes first

Favorite book: Chasing Red

What I’m wearing at the moment: homer simpson shirt I turned into my pajamas

I tag whoever wants to do this! go ahead, you have my permission

100 Questions to drop in my ask box.

1. Height:
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24. What my last text message said?
25. Last thing I ate?
26. Ten facts about myself:
27. Favorite animal?
28. Where I would like to live:
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30. Celebrity I would love to meet and why?
31. My insecurities:
32. What I find attractive in Men/Women?
33. Favorite quote:
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35. Top ten tv shows:
36. Top five favorite tumblr blogs:
37. What I want to be when I grow up:
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40. Three things I think about the most:
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44. Last person you hugged?
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48. Favorite singer?
49. Zodiac sign:
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52. Birthday?
53. Where were you three hours ago?
54. One food you hate:
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56. How many followers do you have?
57. Five people you find attractive:
58. Top song played on your ipod?
59. If you went back in time what would you change?
60. Have any pets?
61. Favorite subject in school?
62. How is school?
63. Lucky number?
64. Your name:
65. Favorite body feature?
66. Favorite flower?
67. Cats or dogs?
68. Boats or trains?
69. People or animals?
71. Favorite holiday?
72. Favorite season?
73. Favorite candy?
74. Ten likes and ten dislikes:
75. Self harmed?
76. Worst mistake?
77. Last time you cried?
78. Any scars?
79. Best day of your life?
80. Special talents:
81. Watch the movie or read the book?
82. Obsession:
83. Kiss or hug?
84. Ever dated someone?
85. Do you love someone?
86. Nicknames people call you:
87. Favorite sport?
88. Suicidal thoughts?
89. If today was your last day on earth how would you spend it?
90. Something I would like to change about myself:
91. Worst thing I’ve lied about:
92. Best thing I’ve lied about:
93. Favorite cuss word?
94. One of my bad habits:
95. Favorite childhood toy?
96. Story of my first kiss?
97. Favorite celebrity?
98. What I’m doing tomorrow:
99. Favorite disney movie?
100. If you could be any animal what would it be?