i was thinking of doing a 'favorite tv shows' thing

I want you to hold my hand while we grocery shop. I want you to play with my hair while we watch our favorite tv shows. I want you to kiss me in the middle of my sentence because you wanted to taste my words. I want you to rub my back as we fall asleep. I want you to play my favorite song when I look sad. I want you to do these things without having to think about them. Do them because you love me.
Million Dollar Man

+Request: harry smut with harry as ur boss who’s been flirting with you and you’ve been teasing him a lot but u two haven’t had sex bc u know people would talk if they found out, but then he makes a really risky move that makes u change ur mind 

 A/N: Hey guys back with another imagine. I hope you guys like it because I worked super hard on this. I would love so much if you guys would leave feed back and tell me what you guys think of it. love you all and thank you! 

This one shot I based a bit off of and even named it from the original song called Million dollar man by Lana Del Rey. Go check out the song its so good, one of my favorites by her. 

 Working with Harry wasn’t as bad as it all really seems. Yes he may be strict and yes he may yell a lot but I just know that when you have to work with people that sometimes are idiots and don’t wanna do their work it is hard not to come off as a prick. Harry was a very smart man, he knew what he was doing and how to really become successful. I’ve only been working with Harry for about 3 months, it isn’t that long for you to base your perspective off of someone you barely know. But all of that aside, I has a crush on my boss. 

 He is so tall and strong and beautiful long curly hair. I just wanna run my hands through his hair and hear him moan to how good it feels. But there are a lot of other things I wanna do to him to hear him moan. I just wanna crawl under his desk and pull down his pants and suck his cock. I wanna hear him moan out my name so loud and to place his hand on the back of my head and push me down farther. I wanna look up and stare at his face while this is going down and see him roll his eyes back in his head and plead for more. I want him to finish in my mouth and to feel his cum run down my throat. But hes my boss so it would never happen.

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↳ “Four years ago, I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl who had a boyfriend. And I had to do the hardest thing I ever had to do, which was just to wait. And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think, even then I knew, I was waiting for my wife.” ― Jim Halpert, The Office (2005-2013)

How Versailles Did “Arranged Marriage with someone of the opposite sexuality” Right

  My I guess you’d call it meta? on Versailles is getting really cool responses (wow thank you guys I didn’t actually think anyone would read them lol) so here’s another one I’ve been thinking about. 

Let me preface this by saying I love “The Magicians”. I’ve loved the books since they came out, I think the idea of a realistic take on Harry Potter/Narnia is brilliant. I think it’s a wake up call to all of us who have dreamed about having magical powers/going to a mythical land because it’s a series about what that would actually be like for your average millennial. It could be awesome but also suck balls. I think the characters are interesting, the writing is both witty and grounded yet doesn’t stay away from campyness and the Les Mis sequence is one of my favorite things I have ever seen on TV. 

 However, I find what they did to Eliot Waugh questionable  and borderline extremely offensive.  For those of you who are reading this and do not watch the show, Eliot is an openly gay young man who studied theater at SUNY Purchase and is a Magician. He  actually reminds me a lot of Philippe (damn that crossover would be amazing),  very sarcastic, very troubled, yet a truly good  person. He  becomes the High King of this mystical land called Fillory and so he and his friends can get a blade to kill this evil being called the Beast, he needs to marry the daughter of the blacksmith who made the blade. Which is made infinitely more complicated because in Fillory marriages are forever and he cannot physically have sex with anyone else except his wife ever again.  This is kind of a huge problem being that he’s gay.  Now you’d think that for such a progressive show they would find a way to make this not as awful as it sounds. Yeah no, they even go so far as to imply that he’s falling in love with her and his sexuality for about most of season 2 is erased or retconned to be Bi (nothing wrong with that but he was created as a gay character). That’s not good. Also Fen, the girl he marries, is kind of annoying. She’s desperate to get him to fall in love with her in the beginning and is honestly mystified as to why he seems reluctant to sleep with her. She wants him to love her and doesn’t grasp the fact that he’s gay. Anyway this is made all sorts of awkward, they are trying to fix it by also giving him a ‘husband’ because in this fictional land you can have one of each! Still…it’s awkward. 

  Back to Versailles. There were some people when Liselotte was introduced that thought she was going to be THAT girl, the girl that gets in the way of the OTP. One person on twitter even called her a “blonde cow” (do NOT get me started on that…that was beyond disgusting). Now knowing history, I knew that was not going to happen, those two are together until death do them part (quite literally look it up it’s sad but doesn’t happen for a long time don’t worry everybody!). Yet having experienced The Magicians, I was a teeny bit hesitant as to how this whole thing would be handled as Philippe did have children with Liselotte. How would Liselotte come off? Would she come off as clingy or not understanding of the realities of the situation? 

I was SO impressed by the writing of her character, the writing of their situation, and the resolution between Liselotte, The Chevalier and Philippe. I really didn’t want a freaking love triangle of awfulness to last an entire season, especially when Liselotte was such an amazing character. I think that it was genius that they made her someone most people can identify with and even aspire to be. She’s fun, she’s down to earth, she’s courageous, she’s blunt and she’s a damn good person. She walked in fully knowing that Philippe had a boyfriend and though I know she was probably disappointed to realize that he was not attracted to her whatsoever and physically never would be, she came up with a solution that ultimately got her what she wanted (aka kids so she didn’t get kicked out of Versailles and sent home in shame) and  was a great influence on both Philippes. She had the right idea all along, that this whole mess would work better if the three of them could stop fighting and if the Chevalier would just calm the fuck down and realize she didn’t want to take his place. I love the scene between her and the Chevalier, I think it’s an eye opener for both of them. She comes into things with a very business-like  mindset…and he gives it to her straight, that this isn’t about just sharing a bed or sex, it’s about love and that his heart is broken. His monologue to her is heartbreaking. And I think she kind of knocks some sense into him very gently when she says that the reason he’s acting like this is because he’s terrified and that Philippe loves him but he’s going to lose that love.

   The writers made her important to both men, and I think, at the end when she realizes that she’s in a fucked up situation where her brother in law actually had most of her family killed, at the very least she knows she has two people who she can count on.  Philippe loves her, maybe not physically but definitely loves her as a person. The Chevalier knows she’d never hurt either of them, and that she wants nothing more than to make all of them happy so he has someone to talk to as well. I think the fact that Philippe basically tells both of them that should anything happen to him (IT WON’T) that the Chevalier will marry her and raise their kids says it all.  And the last scene where they are both watching Philippe leave and Liselotte clutches an obviously distraught Chevalier’s hand, you see Philippe smile knowing the two people he loves are going to be ok. And then the final scene of the season, which I assume is some time later, you see the two  of them again together and it’s clear that they are both leaning on each other for friendship and support while Philippe is away. I think the progression from all three fighting  to working together  and ultimately love is so different, and such a breath of fresh air and also shows just how awesome a person Liselotte is. She’s a bit disappointed, but she’s a damn fine human and she wants the people she cares about to be happy. She becomes sort of the missing ingredient to making those two work, the one who will knock some sense into either one of them when Philippe gets too moody or the Chevalier gets too possessive and I hope they’ll get her to also have more fun and embrace the ridiculousness of it all. Yay great character arcs for everyone!

Also SO happy they made it clear that Philippe is pretty exclusively gay and does have trouble having sex with a woman since he is not attracted to women. He doesn’t just magically perform cause ‘welp now I have to’. That was amazing. 

TLDR: Liselotte is a gift of a character, Versailles stayed away from the stupid love triangle trope, and gave us a pretty polyamorous marriage that is respectful,loving, and not uncomfortable. 

anonymous asked:

I don’t know if you have gotten this question before, but I’m new to cryptozoology and I really want to get into it. Where do you suggest I start?

Well, firstly, welcome to the study, I hope you learn a lot and keep learning all you can!

Secondly, if you are looking into books, I highly recommend Cryptozoology A to Z by Loren Coleman and Jerome Clark as well as Beasts That Hide From Man by Dr Karl Shuker. Both of these books are by well known people in the field and are a bit like little blurbs about many different creatures.

Thirdly, because Cryptozoology is such a large study with many branches, I suggest you narrow down what you study first so you dont get too overwhelmed. For example, if you think the Loch Ness Monster is interesting, maybe do some research on similar creatures like Vermont’s Champ or maybe Nevada’s Tahoe Tessie. If you like cats, perhaps look into Alien Big Cats (ABCs). Like dogs? Maybe do some research on England’s black dogs like the Yeth Hound or Black Shuck.

Fourth(ly), want something just to have in the background? There’s a few informational television shows that you can find on YouTube or DailyMotion. I suggest Animal X: Natural Mystery Unit (my favorite) or Destination Truth.

Fifth(ly), you can look up things local to your area if it draws your attention more! I know I love to look up things about Massachusetts. You can check out your local library. Things you can search for (because not everyone that wrote articles in like the 1800s used that word) are “mystery animal” or “strange creature”.

Lastly, have fun! Don’t force yourself to read up on things you don’t find interesting. I don’t much like humanoid cryptids so I don’t bother reading up on Bigfoot unless it catches my interest for some reason.

i get so excited over the thought of neil and andrew just… living. every day. boring days! days where the most eventful thing they do is grocery shop!! neil’s camera roll overflowing with footage of the cats, andrew, andrew WITH the cats, and the foxes! learning and developing as people! neil acknowledging that he’s allowed to like other things than just exy! the both of them watching their favorite tv show in the evenings during dinner! knowing the other’s routine for bed every night! i just love!!!! neil and andrew as happy older men! 

What to talk about when you’re practicing speaking your target language

So you’ve found someone who speaks or is learning your target language, and you’re having a conversation with them! But what do you talk about once you get past the introductions?
Here are some ideas for things you can talk about, and knowing how to talk about these things can help you in future conversations!

*I think these should work for most beginner language learners, if anyone has more ideas feel free to add them!

  • what places you would like to visit, and what you want to do and see there
  • the last movie you saw and what you thought about it
  • your favorite anything (animal, band, TV show, subject, etc.)
  • your dream job
  • talk about your pets and their names/what they look like
  • what your plans are for next weekend
  • describe the town you live in, like if it’s rural or urban and what the weather is usually like
  • why you’re learning your target language
  • if you’re studying something cool in school right now, talk about that
  • do some silly “would you rather” questions like “would you rather be a meter taller or a meter shorter?”
  • if you’re both learners of the language, try playing some games with vocabulary like naming all the words you know that start with a certain letter
  • talk about your hobbies, maybe you play a sport or maybe you collect something
  • talk about something funny that’s happened to you

really, you can talk about anything! no matter what you talk about, you’re improving your language skills and that’s awesome. now go out and practice! ✨

Writer’s block

We all get it, we all want to get over it. I thought I’d share a few tips for dealing with writer’s block.

Finding Inspiration: When the problem is, quite simply, that you don’t know what to write about, I think the best thing you can do is consume. Read as much as you can, watch as many movies and TV shows as you can, look at as much art as you can. If you’re trying to come up with a story, ask yourself “what if?” all the time and run with that. I’ve come up with some of my favorite plots that way, simply asking a really out there “what if?” question in the middle of a movie or a book and creating this completely different story spawned from that. If you’re trying to write something less story-centric, like poetry, ask yourself “why?” as you consume other works. Why does this bother me? Why do I enjoy this? Why am I in awe right now? I find that those kinds of questions will get my wheels turning.

Keeping it going: When you’re having trouble finishing something you’ve already started because you know what you want to write but you don’t know how to get there, there’s two methods I find helpful. Either take a step back, or skip ahead. When a scene is “going stale” or basically my writing just doesn’t seem quite right, I like to back up to the last spot that I felt comfortable with my words. Then (because I’m usually typing on a computer) I hit enter a couple of times so there’s a nice big space between what I liked and what I didn’t like. Then, I just try again. The old text is still there in case I want to go back to it, but usually I end up deleting that unwanted portion because the restart helped me ground myself and I just don’t need it anymore. Sometimes, however, I like everything I’ve written so far and know where I want to go, but I don’t know how to get there. This is when it’s helpful to skip ahead. Just write the part that you know you want so you don’t lose sight of it. Having it written down will help you to fill in the gaps.

Procrastination: This is a tough one, but I do have one method that I resort to when I want to be writing but have no motivation to do so. Basically, I sit myself down in front of the computer and pick one song to start playing. Then, I tell myself that I only have to write for as long as that song is playing, and once it’s done I can stop writing, but I have to write something by the time it’s done. With some luck, I’ll be so into my work by the time that 3 or 4 minutes is up that I’ll cue up another song and another till I’ve been writing for hours.

*long post* Reasons for Akumatization

Reasons for Akumatization, and the underlying logic.
1. Stormy Weather- losing a contest (losing by a landslide; it is hurtful enough to lose, but to lose because she gave everything she got and no one cared, is far worse.)
• The final catalyst, however, was Alec’s insensitivity to her disappointment.
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2. The Bubbler- Injustice (and frustration because those who were behind it were not punished for such injustice).
• This is usually experienced by minorities.
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3. Mr. Pigeon- not?? feeding pigeons? (legit that’s it boy I wish I had his problems)
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4. Timebreaker- destruction of an heirloom (failed responsibility and an unwillingness to blame herself)
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5. Copycat- Jealousy (fear that the girl of his dreams found someone better)
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6. Pharaoh- an unsympathetic father (an unwillingness to grow up into a world that seems too small without new discoveries and magic)
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7. Lady Wifi- injustice (manipulation of the system by those with conventional power)
• And secondarily, a lack of someone who understands. Directly prior to being akumatized, Alya attempts to call Marinette, which attempt fails and goes to voicemail. Perhaps if she’d been able to contact her friend, it would have been harder to akumatize her.
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8. Evillustrator- embarrassment in front of his crush (disruption of his secret dreams of glory and love, and mockery for ever having harbored them; a commentary on the mockery artists face every day for daring to believe in and create magic).
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9. Rogercop- injustice (manipulation of the system by those with conventional power)
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10. Dark Cupid- rejection in love (the girl of his dreams was not what he had thought she would be)
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11. Horrificator- anxiety (desire to make others understand what she feels every day)
• As someone with anxiety, I can tell you that this is indeed something we think about a lot. People never seem to understand that we can’t just ‘stop being scared’, that it doesn’t work like that. One of my biggest wishes in life would be for someone to invent a process by which those without mental illnesses could temporarily experience the effects of mental illnesses. I believe it would greatly raise awareness of what mentally ill people learn to live with.
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12. Darkblade- losing an election (manipulation of the system by those with conventional power).
• I’m sensing a theme here, and it’s spelled B-o-u-r-g-e-o-i-s-e.
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13. The Mime- theft of a rightful possession (along with being framed, a man is not given a chance to clear his own name.)
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14. Kung Food- losing an important contest (for reasons which were due to sabotage, not lack of skill. Injustice.)
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15. The Gamer- losing an important contest (having a confirmation made to a deep-set sense of inferiority)
• This show addresses so many psychological issues okay reason #25675 why I love it
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16. Animan- anger at Kim (a mocker who refused to listen to facts and wOULDN’T SHUT UP)
• Not developed as deeply but still equally valid.
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17. Vanisher- being betrayed (having a deep sense of inferiority confirmed)
• Chloe created this, sustained it, and finally pushed it over the edge. Constant betrayal by a best friend one can’t escape is enough to drive anyone mad.
• I also find it intriguing that we didn’t get to hear what Hawkmoth said to convince her. She always gets overshadowed and made to look hollow by Chloe- it is ironic that she was the one given the privilege of having her most secret source of pain kept secret.
17. Antibug- being ignored (for once she actually had the correct information, but no one ever bothers to listen to her, not even her hero)
• Ironically, Chloe and Sabrina suffer from the same psychological problem, but they deal with it in extremely different ways. Sabrina shrinks inwards, Chloe pushes everyone away.
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18. The Puppeteer- being denied something she wanted (not only a doll, but the attention of her mother, the loss of which colors her view, making every little wrong she experiences seem vastly more unfair and terrible).
• I thought this one was going to be less deep since she’s a child, but NO.
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19. Reflekta- being left out of a photo (was given hope of finally being noticed by somebody, and then had it ripped away-that’s enough to make anyone dangerous).
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20. Guitar Villain- being insulted on TV (having his years of work stomped upon and ruined by a young upstart with none of the good qualities of the man he’s attempting to ‘replace’)
• Best explained by a quote from the show itself…. “Not only is that person a fake, he’s a terrible fake.”
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21. Pixelator: being denied a photo with his favorite star (although denying someone the pursuit of their obsession is healthy for them, they do not always see it that way).
• I think this is the only time that someone got akumatized because the RIGHT thing was done to them.
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22. Simon Says: being insulted (and cheated of an opportunity to better himself in life and show what he was made of)
• Not only was he denied the chance to ‘show off’ his talent to thousands of people, but his appearance on the show could theoretically have gotten him a job or two.
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23. Princess Fragrance: being mocked for being affectionate (she loved a famous boy not only for his looks, but for who he was inside; her love was mocked and prevented by a girl who only wanted him for his fame).
• The most pure and unusual kind of celebrity crush, vs. the most common.
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24. Volpina: her lies were exposed (a girl who felt a dearth in her life tried to make up for it by creating a perfect life for herself and passing it off as her real one).
• At first glance, this makes Ladybug seem like a jerk. But there is a name for what Lila was doing. It’s called maladaptive daydreaming, and is a symptom of multiple mental disorders.
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25. Stoneheart: being mocked by Kim (he already feels hopeless to pursue his love, but this was salt in the wound)
26. Stoneheart: being mocked AND the girl he loves being afraid of him (he feared that she would never love him for who he was anyway, but it only makes it far worse to know that he scares her.)
• He loves her immensely and wants her to be safe, but the very person he is would unsettle her every day, so he would be hurting her in the very way he wants to protect her from. A sad and beautiful paradox.

This Valentine’s Day I’d like to share a few things with you. I’m 19 years old and:

I have never had sex in my life
I have never dated anyone in real life (so not on the Internet)
I have never kissed anyone
I have never been on a date
I have never even held hands with someone romantically
I literally have never even been close to dating anyone in real life

Not because I don’t want to or because I’m picky. Because no one has ever asked me out or showed affection for me or even flirted with me. I don’t think anyone irl has ever fancied me, or if they did they never let me know in any way.

And you know what? I don’t care. I moved on from feeling abnormal and broken and not whole. I refuse to connect my value as a person to those things. I will not allow myself to think of myself as less because I have never done any of those things. Yes maybe my self-esteem still relies on my uni grades or good reviews of my works but I finally stopped thinking that there is something wrong with me for not experiencing those things.

I feel happy and whole anyway. I survived every crush who didn’t return my feelings and every instance of being attracted to someone and knowing they do not like me back. I survived and moved on.

And today I’d like you to turn to things you really value in your life. Your jobs and talents and hobbies and passions. Your family and friends and pets and even house plants. Your favorite books and bands and TV-shows and video games. Your favorite ice-cream and favorite pair of jeans and favorite plush toys.

There are so many people and things you love. There are, I hope, things that make you happy. Focus on them. And screw the society that tells you that you need relationships to know that you are loved. You are already loved. Don’t let society ever persuade you otherwise.

anonymous asked:

On the one hand, I'm super upset that one of my favorite shows got cancelled (why netflix whyyyyy), but on the other hand, I wish more showrunners/writers subscribed to the Leverage-style of writing season finales, the no-cliff-hangers, if-the-show-does-get-cancelled-the-ending-is-still-satisfying concept.

I do think that Leverage’s showrunner and writers came the closest to being the ideal for a TV show of any that I’ve ever encountered. Working within the constraints of the TV industry isn’t easy to begin with and they did some really cool things. There’s stuff about Leverage that I’m not super fond of (I don’t hate Nate like many people, but the alcoholism subplots could have gone bye bye with no grief from me) but overall it was a great show. And on the one hand, yes, I would love if we had more of it. 

But on the other, I know that the longer a show goes, the harder it gets to sustain an ongoing narrative, because the stories that should be told have been told. And I could see in certain places the cracks beginning to show. So I think Leverage could have had two more seasons, possibly three, which I would have loved to see – but beyond that I think it would have lost something. 

So I’m glad we have five full round seasons of glory and there’s no point at which we have to say “Well, I’m just watching for – “ or “Oh you just have to pretend that season doesn’t exist”. 

a lot of people are super angry about malec not getting more scenes after they were switched, and people are even more angry about what happened to magnus. but im pretty excited for these storylines to develop.

i think its important for people to remember that malec isnt the main part of the show. couples should never be what drive a show. and i know. malec hasnt been treated with the same level of respect as straight couples, and they did tease that malec would be very good this episode, but their interactions are always so real and raw. what did you guys expect to happen after magnus was just tortured? a make out and cuddle session? alec was respecting his boundaries, and genuinely asking how he could help. theyre a mature couple who dont push each other, and theyre a very very solid in their love. that scene was all i could ask for. i also think people are worried that magnus didnt get to talk about his feelings but ?? y’all he has eight more episodes to do that. almost every writer and producer of the show (and harry himself) has said that magnus will be dealing with this the rest of the season. it was super fresh for him in this episode. lets just wait.

and now onto magnus in general. i get it. its hard watching your favorite character go through something traumatic. its hard to like an episode where something like that happens. but y’all. its a tv show. bad things have to happen to the “good guys” in order for the show and everybodys plotlines to progress. you cant expect everything to be happy clappy all the time, thats just not realistic. and then i see people talking about how the body switching was useless and only for jaces herondale plotline. but its definitely not?? magnus is the most complex character on this show, and in 2a they were teasing at his past. now we will get to see his past with his mother and great demons and everything, along with him healing. we’ve been asking to see who magnus really is since the beginning. 

magnus bane is his own character. and now he’s finally getting his own plotline, where the fans will be able to truly understand him. i get y’all wanted more malec. but magnus is so much more than part of a ship. just try and remember that

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Hey Taylor! I don’t think I’ve posted very much about myself so here are 13 facts about me:
1. I am 18
2. I’m from Idaho
3. I have a cat named Chuck Bass
4. I love Taylor Swift, obviously💁🏻
5. I adore everything about Fall
6. Disneyland is my favorite place
7. I LOVE Gossip Girl, along with many other tv shows
8. I ❤ Christmas
9. Going to concerts is my favorite thing to do
10. I’ll be attending BYU-Idaho in the Fall
11. I love to wear lipstick (especially red)💄
12. I love fashion
13. I CANNOT WAIT FOR REPUTATION

Love,
Maggie💕

20 Questions for Ed Sheeran, January 25, 2017.
  • Interviewer: What's the most exciting thing in life right now?
  • Ed: Uh, the new album. Coming out third of March.
  • Interviewer: What are you completely tired of right now?
  • Ed: Uhh... I dunno. Walking Dead. I can't seem to get into it. I'm on season four and it's just, I haven't-
  • Interviewer: I'm there as well! Which episode are you on right now?
  • Ed: I'm on like episode five? They're all ill and they're coughing up blood, and-
  • Interviewer: Oh, yeah. It gets better though. Keep on watching it bro.
  • Ed: See, everyone's been saying that, but I've watched like sixty episodes now, and I'm like, I can't quite... so yeah, I'm trying to get through it.
  • Interviewer: What song took you the least amount of time to write?
  • Ed: Thinking Out Loud.
  • Interviewer: What's the first thing that you do when you get an idea for a song?
  • Ed: Uhh, I shut the doors and go away from people.
  • Interviewer: If you could teach one subject at a school, what would it be?
  • Ed: Music. I'm actually going back to teach music at my old school soon.
  • Interviewer: Beautiful, I like that. Did you ever have detention during growing up and going to school?
  • Ed: 'Course, all the time.
  • Interviewer: All the time? Every day?
  • Ed: All the time.
  • Interviewer: What's your favorite drink?
  • Ed: Uhhh... beer. Ale. Like ale. Good, good English ale. Does Finland do good ale?
  • Interviewer: I don't know about that. Not so good. It's okay, but I think it's better in England.
  • Ed: Yeah. You can't drink too much of it though 'cause it's so heavy, it just, I just fall asleep. So I have three and I fall asleep. But the first one is like... glorious.
  • Interviewer: What's your favorite food?
  • Ed: ...Fish and chips? I reckon. Fish and chips. If you give me a fish and chips and an ale, pfft, game over. That's my day.
  • Interviewer: That's perfect. That's heaven. What's one thing you need to have in your fridge always? No matter what-
  • Ed: Ketchup.
  • Interviewer: Ketchup? With fish and chips.
  • Ed: I've actually refused to eat fish and chips when there wasn't any ketchup. I just think it's a travesty.
  • Interviewer: I get that. What's your favorite movie of all time?
  • Ed: Goodfellas.
  • Interviewer: Oh that's a good one. Classic. Favorite TV show?
  • Ed: A show called Love/Hate actually. It's an Irish TV show, like Gangland Dublin. It's amazing.
  • Interviewer: What's the funniest thing you've ever read about yourself on the internet?
  • Ed: That I introduced Adele and her husband Simon. Um, 'cause I do - I now - know them, but like when that came out I, well I'd met Adele, but I'd never met Simon. So I don't know how I could've introduced them.
  • Interviewer: Would you love to work with Adele?
  • Ed: Yeah. I don't think anyone's going to work with Adele. I think Adele kind of doesn't want to work with anyone. I think she does her own thing. So yeah, I think I'd say yes but I don't think it would ever happen.
  • Interviewer: What's the best way to relax for Ed Sheeran?
  • Ed: Sleep. Always a good way, yeah.
  • Interviewer: That's what I do as well. Name one thing you can't live without.
  • Ed: Um. My cats.
  • Interviewer: How many cats do you have?
  • Ed: Two. And they're GREAT.
  • Interviewer: Are you thinking about getting a third one?
  • Ed: I think it'd be unfair. They're sisters, so if you add another cat into the mix it might get weird.
  • Interviewer: What scares you the most?
  • Ed: Uh, heights. Yeah.
  • Interviewer: Me too, I'm afraid of heights. Have you ever done a bungee jump?
  • Ed: I did, yeah. I hated it. Have you done it?
  • Interviewer: Really, you did it?! So you've probably beat that then.
  • Ed: No, no it's made it even worse. Even worse, yeah. Never do it.
  • Interviewer: Really? Okay, I'm not gonna do it then. Thanks for the tip man.
  • Ed: Oh god, I'm just remembering falling down that, like oh god, it was horrible.
  • Interviewer: What was your first job?
  • Ed: My first job, I worked in a pub. I washed, I did the washing up in a pub.
  • Interviewer: If you could travel to any place in the whole world, where would you go?
  • Ed: ...Iceland. Iceland again. I love, I love, I love Iceland.
  • Interviewer: So you've been there, like-?
  • Ed: Once. But it was one of the best places I've ever been to.
  • Interviewer: Have you ever been to Finland?
  • Ed: Yeah. I've been to Finland, yeah. I think I played a small show in Finland once.
  • Interviewer: If you were in a boyband, what would the band's name be?
  • Ed: Wrong Direction.
  • Interviewer: [Laughs] Wrong Direction, I love that. What's the best piece of advice you've ever received?
  • Ed: Always be nice to people.
  • Interviewer: That's cool. It works out every time. If you could work with any artist in the world, who would it be?
  • Ed: Beyonce. Beyonce. I have worked with her before, but not on an original song.
  • Interviewer: Could you name three things that make you happy right now? This Wednesday.
  • Ed: Uh, my cats. Pictures of my cats. And hearing about my cats. I like my cats. Three things.
  • Interviewer: [Laughs] What's the biggest no-no purchase you've ever bought?
  • Ed: No-no? Astin Martin. Astin Martin, yeah. I only drove it a couple of times.
  • Interviewer: Really?! How much was it?
  • Ed: It wasn't cheap. I feel like, I felt... I got it, and I felt cool. And then I felt like an idiot. I don't think sports cars are for me.
  • Interviewer: Do you still have it?
  • Ed: I do still have it, yeah. I let my manager's wife drive it. She uses it.
Random sentence starters
  • "Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?"
  • "So you're a liar and a thief."
  • "So are you going to kiss me or can I finish this cigarette first?"
  • "Can I touch your boob?"
  • "Is it bad that I enjoy infomercials more than I enjoy actual television shows?"
  • "So your mother is pregnant and it might be my fault."
  • "You smell like butt."
  • "Please tell me I'm hearing things and that you're not actually listening to Kidz Bop right now."
  • "You either owe me a hundred cookies or a really expensive bottle of vodka—your choice."
  • "What the hell did you just say about my favorite band?"
  • "Please never call me by my full name ever again."
  • "Do you prefer to read or watch your porn?"
  • "I think I need to lose ten pounds."
  • "Who do you love more, me or your mom?"
  • "Tell me the dirtiest joke you can think of."
  • "Were you aware that there is ice cream?"
  • "That was worth seven thousand dollars and you think 'I'm sorry' is going to make us even?"
  • "It's not that you're wrong, exactly, you're just extremely not right."
  • "You shouldn't be trusted with small children, should you?"
  • "Give me cake or give me death."
  • "I'm starting an idiot jar. Any time you do or say anything idiotic, you have to put at least a dollar in it—more depending on how stupid the thing that you said or did was."
  • "Are you actually wearing my underwear right now?"
  • "I want candy."
  • "On a scale from, 'I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying' to 'I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst' how much of an adult are you?"
  • "Okay but like, if vampires aren't real, then explain Pluto."

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1. First things first, if someone wanted to read your stories where can they find them.

Either on tumblr, or AO3. I prefer people reading them on AO3 though.

2. Tell us a little about yourself.

Okay, here goes. I’ve never been too great at talking about myself in a positive light but I’ll do my best here.

My real name and age are something I keep very private from this blog. There’s a real sharp divide between this blog and my real life.

You guys have taken to calling me Ten, and it’s growing on me. So that’s my name now — I’m Ten. I’m starting to like it more than my real (and unusual) name.

Anyway about me…I’m a serial procrastinator, dog mom to a tiny yorkie, and I like to think I give good advice, as tons of you guys have told me so when I help with problems over anon. I live in Canada, and I’m the author to about 12 (I think?) fics by now, which is more than I ever would if everyone hadn’t been so receptive and nice.

I don’t know if you’ll find this an interesting fact or a sad one, but I do tons of my writing in the hospital. I’m there a lot as I’ve got a plethora of health issues, and it gives me something to do with my time there, and makes it that much more tolerable. For that, I say thank YOU all for reading.

3. What do you never leave home without?

My laptop. It’s always in a sling case so I can write wherever I go.

4. Are you an early bird or a night owl?

I am worse than a night owl, I’m like a 4 AM owl. If there was a poster child for bad sleep schedules, it would be me.

5. If you could live in any fictional world which one would you choose and why?

God, I don’t trust fictional worlds. They’re all horrible in their own ways, and I wouldn’t last a day.

If I could live anywhere (and have wifi,) I’d live on the island of Themyscira from Wonder Woman.

6. Who is the most famous person you’ve ever met.

Um, does Brendon Urie noticing me on a livestream count?

But nah, I did meet Dan and Phil during their live show tour. I’ve been watching their videos for years, so it was a big deal to me. Still wild to me how tall they are.

7. What are some of your favorite movies/TV?

Okay, I am so bad with movies, I rarely watch them. But I do watch plenty of TV shows — here’s just a couple of the ones I enjoyed: Brooklyn Nine Nine (you guys KNOW how much I love this show), 13 Reasons Why (I know there’s controversy surrounding it but I think that save for a few scenes it was done well), Stranger Things, Chuck, the old Twin Peaks, Teen Wolf, Flashpoint, Your Lie In April (a fantastic anime) and I just started The Bold Type.

8. What are some of your favorite bands/musicians?

I listen to SO MUCH RANDOM STUFF. My spotify has about 10 or so different playlists and they all have different vibes. I guess right now I’ve been into The Cab, Blackbear, Porter Robinson, and The Neighbourhood, but that’s probably going to change in like, two days. I’m also currently in love with the songs Shelter by Madeon and Porter Robinson, and Only by RY X.

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How to Fake a Marriage ch. 5

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Marinette let herself smile as she carefully pieced together panels for a dress at the end of a long day of work. While it was starting to get late, she was almost done with the base of the dress and it was already shaping up to be just as pretty as she had imagined it. She almost wanted to just forget the time and keep working until the piece was done, but she couldn’t. Adrien would be expecting her over at his apartment soon.

Marinette couldn’t stop her grin from growing as she thought about her friend. She had managed to avoid any awkward conversations with Adrien ever since she dodged his question about Alya’s text (she was still grumpy with her best friend about that, but at least Alya hadn’t said anything about “at least she finally confessed” or something like that; Marinette wasn’t sure how she could have recovered from that. Instead, she had managed to laugh off his questioning by saying that well, of course Alya had wanted them to get together, because then they could go on double dates and Alya had probably thought that it would be fun. Adrien, the oblivious dork, had taken her at her word). They had been cooking together every night since; it was faster than cooking separately, they didn’t have to worry about things spoiling as much as they would have to if they ate alone, and they were having a lot of fun hanging out together.

They might have gotten close during lycée, but they were growing even closer now.

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L A K E H O U S E L O V E A F F A I R S, P A R T T W O { STILES STILINSKI } – MALIA TATE –

Okay, so this is a story I’ve been working on with @stilinskiimagines and it’s been absolutely amazing. She’s freaking awesome, and it’s been poppin. So without further ado, the second part of our collaboration, Lake House Love Affairs. (Look on her page for part three.)

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“Since forever?” He scoffed, running his hands through his hair. Your eyes softened, “Stiles.” You sighed. He turned away from you, only giving you a view of his back. “Stiles, look at me.” You demanded. “No.” He muttered. “Fine, but I’m gonna still gonna talk.”

“Stiles, I’ve known you forever. You probably just think you like me. I mean, we grew up together—” You began. Stiles then spun around, his body growing terrifyingly bigger. “You did not just say that to me.” Stiles told you. “You did not just say that to me.” He repeated, his voice growing a little louder.

“Is everything okay?” A voice sounds behind you. You turned to see Liam, his face full of worry. “Yeah, little fish, we’re fine.” You said softly, motioning for the boy you thought of as a little brother to go back outside. Stiles closed his eyes, his lips tightening into a frown. “Y/N, I don’t think you realize how special you are to me. You’re really special to me. Wanna know why?” He said shakily.

You stood quiet, waiting for him to continue. “Why?” You asked, realizing he wasn’t going to go on until you have permission.

“Because I don’t think I can love anyone as much as I love you.” He opened his eyes. “I love everything about you. I love your voice, because of how soft and kind it is even to the worst of people. I love your body, because when I see you move, you do it with such grace and confidence. When you hug me, God, I could hold you forever. Your tiny body close to mine sends a feeling through me that I can’t even begin to describe. And it’s not just the physical things about you, Y/N. Because whenever I’m around you or think about you, you make me feel invincible. You make me feel like I could walk on water, and fly across the seas.” He admitted.

“Y/N, I love you because you’re the most passionate person I’ve met. Whenever you talk about your favorite subject, or tv show, or the book you just finished reading, I don’t want you to stop. You make it sound like it’s the most beautiful thing anyone in this world could experience and you make me want to experience it too. And God, I love how you make me smile so easily. You could literally walk into the same room as me, and I can’t help but smile. Even at your lame jokes, or the fact that you snort a little bit when you laugh. I love everything about you, Y/N. I love you.”

You freeze, unsure of what to say. You’d always had a bit of a crush on Stiles, but in love? That was huge. “Oh my God..” You shake your head. “I don’t..” You sigh. “I can’t do this. Nope. Not right now.” You spin on your heel and jog up the stairs, slipping into your room. You shut the door behind you and flop down onto the bed. What the hell just happened? You did not expect this week to go this way.

You eventually fell asleep, awoken by the sound of Lydia calling your name. You sit up, rubbing your eyes. “Good, you’re up.” She nods. “We’ve busted out the wolfsbane liquor and we’re going to play drinking games. Wanna join?”

You wanted nothing more in this world than a buzz to make you feel better, “Hell yeah I’m in.” You jump up off the bed and she grins.

“I knew you were the fun one.”

“I’m always up for a drinking game.”

You rush down stairs with Lydia and to the backyard. You needed a distraction right now, and this was the perfect way to do it. “Okay, what game are we playing?” Liam asked. “Woah, there, little fish. You’re not old enough to drink.” You said, wrapping your arm around his shoulder. “I’ve drank before.” He furrowed his eyebrows.

“You whAT?” You asked. “I’ve drank before.” He repeated slowly. “You’re sixteen, Liam. You shouldn’t be drinking.” You argued. He opened his mouth the speak, but you cut him off instead. “I’m very disappointed in you. I expected more from you. Go to your room.” You commanded.

“What? No. I want to play.” Liam told you angrily. You were quiet, thinking about letting the little delinquent stay. “You can stay and drink.” You said finally. You then pulled out a bottle of apple juice from behind your back, squeezing his shoulders. You held the bottle next to you faces, “Bottoms up.” You smirked.

Everyone laughed at your move, however Liam just rolled his eyes and glared. “Sorry, Liam, looks like you’re having apple juice tonight.” Derek shrugged. “Okay, who’s up for some wolfsbane liquor beer pong?” Stiles smiled. We cheered, gathering around the long table laid out.

“Alright, who’s going first?” Scott asked. “ME!” You shouted, your hand shooting in the air. They all laughed at your eagerness to get drunk. “Woah, Y/N’s looking for something tonight.” Lydia smirked. You winked at her, “Damn right. Now, who shall be my unlucky opponent?” You questioned your friends.

“Me.” A voice answered. You all turned to see Malia walk out of the house. Your eyes widened at what she was wearing. A tight tank top clung to her body, showing off her glorious curves. Along with very short shorts that exposed her lean and tan legs. And of course, her combat boots.

“Let’s see what you got.” You smirked. And then the games began. You and Malia stood on opposites sides of the table, a small ball in each hand. She shot first, the ball landing in the third cup in the middle row. She smirked at you, “Bring it.” You drank the cup dry, licking what was left on your lips.

“Last row, second cup on your right.” You told her. You threw the ball, and sure enough, that’s where it landed. Malia withdrew the ball, downing the liquor in seconds. You threw your second ball, and it landed in the first cup. Malia reached over to grab it, and you were stunned as her breasts practically popped out of her shirt. She looked up, grinning.

Clearing your throat, you waited for her to shoot her shot.

You tried to pry your eyes from her chest, staring into her eyes. She shoots, landing a shot in the back row. You take a quick drink, squeezing your eyes shut. “Jesus, Lydia..what’s in this?”

“A mix of this and that. Mom can’t know we got into the liquor. It’s just alcohol, don’t question it.” She shrugs.

“Good lord..” You mumble, taking your turn. You barely make it, Malia chuckling dryly as she throws the cup back.

You go back and forth for a bit, you win but you’re still a little more drunk than her.

“Lightweight?” Liam mutters and you glare at him.

“Don’t be mad that I made you drink apple juice.” A giggle falls from your lips.

Derek laughs, watching you stumble. “You may have hit your limit, Y/N.”

You stand up straight, shaking your head. “I’m good. I’m good and sober.” You grin.

Scott shakes his head, “Who wants to play me?”

You walk out of the room, finding Malia, Lydia, Isaac, and Hayden in the den. “What’re you guys doing?”

“Hanging out.” Lydia shrugs. “Nothing specific.”

You flop down onto the couch, sighing. “I’m buzzed.”

“You smell like it.” Malia laughs.

“You’re drunk too.” You laugh with her, your eyes lingering on her chest.

You cough, looking up at the ceiling. “Let’s play truth or dare.”

“Too risky.” Lydia shakes her head. “Spin the bottle.”

“And that’s not risky?” Isaac chuckles, drinking from his glass.

“I’m game.” You shrug.

“Guys! Get in here!” Malia shouts.

“What’s up?” Scott leads everyone into the room.

“Spin the bottle.” Isaac leans forward. You and Stiles exchange a glance, you quickly looking away.

“Is everyone drunk enough for that?” Mason raises an eyebrow.

“We can be.” Kira grins.

“Yeah…legally I’m going to have to sit this one out. I’ll be an idle chaperone.” Derek sits down.

“Sorry, Derek.” You laugh.

“Yeah, whatever. I’ll be in the corner, sulking.” He muttered, sitting on a vacant chair. “Aw, come on Derek,” Stiles sarcastically cooed, “don’t be such a sour wolf.” Derek snapped his head to Stiles, anger written all over his face as everyone laughed at Derek’s special nickname.

“I’ll do the honors.“ Corey smirked at everyone. He took the empty beer bottle and spun it in the middle of everyone. The bottle landed on Mason. Mason blushed, and you giggled at the two boys. “Corey, you sly dog. You planned that, didn’t you?” Stiles asked. Corey grinned as he leaned across the circle to kiss the sitting Mason besides you.

“My god, you guys are so cute.” You giggled drunkenly. “Okay, Theo, you’re turn.” Malia said. Theo turned the bottle, having it land on Hayden. “Oooh.” You and Mason said together. Liam glanced between the two. “No way. No way. You’re not kissing him.” Liam complained. “Little fish, those are the rules of the game.” You told him. Hayden nodded sadly. “Yeah, little fish.” Theo added. Liam’s head snapped towards him, “Only Y/N can call me that.” He snapped.

“Liam, calm down. This is how the game works.” Hayden told Liam, placing her small hand on his shoulder. “What?!” He exclaimed. “No! No! You’re not gonna kiss the bad guy!” Liam shouted. “Liam Eugene Dunbar!” You hissed. Liam’s eyes widened at you, realizing what he had just said. Theo stood up, storming out of the room. “I-I didn't—” You cut the young boy off, “Can it. We’ll talk about this later.” You said, taking off after Theo.

You were very sober now, only feeling a light buzz. “Theo?” You called. Without an answer, you listened for a heartbeat. You heard the others downstairs, but only one was beating unbelievably fast. You headed upstairs, and found the window open in Derek and Issac’s room. “Theo?” You called again. A deep sigh was heard outside the window. You walked over, and poked your head outside. There sat Theo on the other side of the window, his eyes closed.

“Theodore, what the hell are you doing?” You asked humorously. Theo opened his eyes, a laugh leaving his lips. You climbed out the window, going to sit next to him. “You got balls, kid.” You said shakily, all too aware of your fear of height. “Mm, sure.” He chuckled. You two were silent for a moment, both staring at the moon and stars above you. “Why does everyone hate me?” Theo whispered to you.

Your eyes moved to him, “Really? You’re asking your best friend that question?” You asked. “Best friend?” He asked, turning to you. “Well,” you looked around, “do you see anyone else climbing out of a window to comfort you while you sit on a roof knowing they have a fear of heights?” He laughed at your question, shaking his head. “Thanks, Y/N/N.” He smiled.

“Theodore,” you began, “not everyone hates you.” He turned to you once again, resting his chin in his elbow. “Scott doesn’t hate you, nor does Kira, anymore. Neither does Mason, or Corey, or Malia. I sure as hell don’t hate you.” You said softly. “Okay, well what about Derek, or Stiles, or Malia, or Issac and Lydia?” He wondered painfully.

“They don’t hate you. They just strongly dislike you.” You joked. He glared lightly. “Seriously, Theodore, they don’t hate you. But you haven’t exactly given them a reason to like you either.” You shrugged. “Then why do you like me?” He asked. “Because, I can see that you’re trying. I can see that you’re trying to do better, and be a better person. That deserves as second chance.” You explained.

“Then why the hell can’t they see that?” He asked you. “I don’t know, because they’re hard headed?” You retorted. “But honestly, who cares what they think?” You scoffed. He turned to look at you incredulously. “Theodore,” you began, “stop focusing on them. Stop focusing on what they think, and how they perceive you. Focus on the fact that you’re trying to to better, and will yourself to keep going. Because that’s all that matters. All that matters is that you’re trying, and you know they you’re doing better. Don’t let what they say or think get in the way of all of your hard work.” You told him.

Tears brimmed in Theo’s eyes, and he quickly tried to blink them away. “Thank you, Y/N. Really, thank you.” He whispered. You nodded, pulling him into a hug. “Of course, Theodore. You’re my best friend, and I love you. Don’t forget that.” You said. “Now, let’s go have fun.” You giggled, pulling him back towards the window.

You both walk downstairs, everyone silent. You grab a beer from the table. “Who’s next?” You sit down, Theo smiling at you softly. ​

“Umm…” Malia looks around the room. “I’ll go.” She spins the bottle, your heart pounding as it stops on you.

“Y/N?” She glances up at you.​

You take a swig, “You can’t say no to the bottle.” You glare at Liam.​

She leans forward, her cleavage overwhelming you. You know everyone can hear your heartbeat pick up. You swing your leg over the pillow you were sitting on, leaning towards Malia. She cups your neck, pulling you to her. You smash your lips against hers, taking in a sharp breath.​

“Jesus Christ..” You hear Isaac mutter. ​

She whispers lowly, “I’ve never ever smelled someone so aroused.“​

You pull back, the two of you locking eyes. ​

Scott clears his throat and you sit back, your mind foggy. “My turn?“​

He nods and you spin, the bottle landing on Stiles. Just what you needed. You glance at Stiles and he shrugs. ​

You lean toward him, pressing your lips to his. Your stomach flip flops at the contact, electricity jolting through your veins.​

You pull away and open your eyes, making eye contact. His eyes are bright, happy. You sit back, licking your lips involuntarily.

Everyone heads off to bed one by one after the game, you and Malia left on the couch.​

She taps you, “Hey.“​

"Hmm?” The both of you are completely wasted. ​

“You’re a good kisser."​

"We kissed for two seconds.” You giggle.​

“Well it was a good two seconds.” She laughs. ​

“Wanna try it again?” You smirk, teasing her.​

“Yeah.” She says quickly.​

“Really?” You look over at her and she nods.​

You raise an eyebrow as she sits up, “I’m serious.” ​

You scoot over to her, your faces inches apart. “Ever since you walked in on me all I could think about was kissing you.” She bites her lip.​

“I guess it’s your lucky day.” You press your lips to hers, sliding onto her lap. She sticks her hands in your back pockets, pulling you closer. You cup her jaw, getting a better angle as she takes your lip between her teeth. ​

You suck in a sharp breath as you pull back. “God..you smell amazing..” She shakes her head before kissing you again. You tangle your fingers in her hair.​

She slips her hands up your shirt, a gasp grabbing your attention. “Liam?” You glance over, his jaw agape. “Oh Jesus Christ, Liam!” He starts back up the stairs.