an AU I made where Ranpo is a vampire, and Poe is a Writer, and having heard the rumors of ‘a mysterious figure haunting the abandoned mansion in the forest’ Poe figures that he might as well check it out for inspiration for the setting of the book he’s working on! I mean, vampires aren’t real right? so it’s probably just some mischievous kids or something.
walkin in the forest
RANPO ATTACK and wow hi ive never seen a human this cute hello theeere i was gonna suck your blood and stuff, but I’ll let you live if you’re my companion/manservant! i’m so merciful and amazing haha. btw i say ‘if’ but im like gonna kill you if you say no so guess this is ur house now pretty swag right yeah
I CANT BELIBE YIXING CHOSE TO HUMP THE STAGE IN FRONT OFSOME 22K FANS ON A HISTORIC OCCASION SUCH AS TODAY, TO GRIND ON THE FLOOR, NOT ONCE BUT TWICE, IN ORDER TO SHOW HIS APPRECIATE TO THE FANS. LIKE WTF, HE COULD HAVE THROW OUT SOME KISS ES OR HEEART SIGNS NO HE PRETEND S TO FCUK THE FLOROO LIKE, I BET SHINEE IS THEEERE,AND PROBS THE SM FAM AND THE FUCKINGE CEO WI TH REPORTERS AN D IMPORTANT BUSXINESS INVESTORS AND SHIT BUT YIXING DOES IT TIWICE WITH NO REGERTS AND SEHUN IS YEHETING LIKE WTF.
ZHANG YIXING WILL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS TH E FIRST PERSON TO HUMP THE GOCHEOK SKY DOME FOR THE REST OFFOREVER LIKE…
SUHO IS SENDING HIS ASSS TO CHURCH, NO IFS BUTS OR MAYBES.