Not a writing related question but I've read the ask about bitter mom and you sad you will be only mom of a fur baby. You don't wanna have kids? I'm asking because I don't and people tell me that I should or that I will change my mind or that I will have them anyway because reasons -_- But I know I really don't want them, I never did and I'm adult. I really don't care what they think but it's annoying so I just wanted to know if you have to deal with it too.
I don’t want kids, never have. And yes, I used to deal with that all the time. Recently people have laid off it, mostly because I’m an enormous cunt. When people give me shit, I give them shit back. Eventually, they learn to fuck off.
May I suggest highly inappropriate sarcasm? Here are some examples:
You’re right. After all, if I don’t have kids, what the hell am I supposed to sacrifice to our dark Lord Satan?
Well, I mean, obviously I’m going to have a few kids, but only so I can get the ball rolling on my cult.
Um, wow, insensitive much? Everyone knows I can’t have kids. My butthole’s too small to push out a baby. (smarmy, arrogant laugh)
Oh I’ll get pregnant, don’t worry. Just waiting for God to grant me an immaculate conception. It’ll happen any day now, the voices told me so.
Wait… What are babies? Am I saying that right? Bay-bees? What is that? I’m sorry, I don’t follow.
Hope this helps <3