i was the cutest and thats all there is to it

I want to talk about this

“You know what? I’m just glad you’re okay.”

That was his first reaction when he finally met up with Pauling. He didn’t flirt, he wasn’t being rude or annoying, he said “I’m just glad you’re okay” and he hugs her. 

Because he loves her and just the mere fact that she is alive is enough for him to be happy. That is literally the cutest thing ever. Scout is being extremly nice and in the end? He just wants her to be well. Thats all he wants.

Thank you for showing us that he isn’t a complete asshole, Valve. 
This honestly means so much for me.

WEREWOLF AU'S
  • “dude i know youre a werewolf and all but seriously that freaking howl laughter you do is so fucking extra and i cant take it anymore”
  • “you being part dog has its perks, mostly for me because whenever i toss something away your eyes follow it and you perk up like you want to chase it but restrict yourself and its honestly the cutest fucking thing ive ever seen”
  • “honestly though i hate my pack so much, like theyre a bunch of assholes but i ran into you on a full moon run in the forest and idk u seem pretty cool. wanna go hunting or scare some people or some shit? i know this sick ass lake thats always really warm, i can show you”
  • “yes i understand im a big bad werewolf now but really i dont want to hurt those cute little rabbits and deer, cant we just wait until we transform back to eat? thats not how it works? well cant i just eat before i transform so i wont be hungry–im sorry im just new at this and im sorta trying to go vegetarian here–”
  • “babe you know i love you and i would give up my life for yours but i sWEAR TO GOD IF YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE DOG TOY FOR MY BIRTHDAY IM GONNA PUNCH YOU SQUARE IN THE FACE”
  • “look im not a supernatural fanatic or anything but i swear man every time this kid next to me gets frustrated they actually growl and it sounds just like some rabid steroid induced dog, and im not saying their a werewolf man but theyre totally a werewolf
  • a werewolf getting personally offended when someone says they’re not a dog person
  • “as a werewolf i can personally talk to dogs and boyohboy does ur little pug have some tea to spill…"
  • “alternatively, i find you to be really superduper adorable and whenever i come over your little dog goes off on rants to me about the cute embarrassing stuff that you do when your home alone and honestly I wake up every day for these chats”
  • “when I saw you climbing out of the stream I was fishing in dirty, wet, and naked, I assumed you had just survived some kind of intense mob hit or something but really you had just detransformed from a werewolf after you were playing in the water trying to catch a fish, and ultimately failing. nice ass, by the way.”

nicky forces neil to get a new phone and eventually neil makes an instagram and as he starts getting more followers he gets more comfortable with having social media and does 60 second Q&A’s with the team at the fans request

  • the first one he does is with kevin because of popular demand
  • neil does it on the court after night practice with kevin and he reads a few questions that exy fans have commented on his previous posts
  • ‘kevin, what are you a queen of besides exy? no I’ll answer this, the answer is nothing, kevin sucks”
  • “fuck off neil” kevin gets serious and the rest of the video is kevin extensively and aggressively talking about exy until the timer cuts off
  • he does dan next and it’s the cutest 60 second video out there okay dan is sitting next to matt on the couch while neil is filming
  • he asks her how it feels to be “the best female exy captain in the NCAA” dan gets the biggest smile on her face and scrunches up her nose before she answers
  • ‘oh that’s sweet, who wants to know? I like this person. It feels great! but it’s stressful at times, there is a lot of sexism in the world but I usually ignore it in favor of focusing on how lucky I am to have such a great team.”
  • matt’s looking at her while she’s talking and u can literally see the love and admiration in his eyes, fans are crying in the comments about how cute they are, so am I
  • when he does renee, most of the comments are asking about her hair so she explains how she dilutes the bright colors by mixing them with conditioner to make them more pastel
  • “but that’s the easy part, root upkeep is the worst tho, I hate touch ups.”
  • neil vaguely knows what she’s talking about cause he’ll sit in the room when andrew helps her with her hair
  • nicky manages to tell half his life story in 60 seconds
  • neil uploads a second video of nicky giving advice to queer kids afraid to come out because of strict and religious parents or unsafe home lives
  • aaron walks away when neil tries to do his so instead neil uploads a five second video that’s just him zooming in on aaron sitting in a beanbag chair playing video games “aaron’s a dick.”
  • matt gets asked about his boxing background and he beams at the chance to talk about his mom
  • “she’s so badass, she taught me everything I know, she could kick anyone’s ass” he points at the camera “she’ll kick your ass. better watch out”
  • allison gives fashion tips, she also roasts neil for how he dressed when he first joined the team “god u guys should have seen him, fucking awful. nicky and I fixed him up tho, but it took a lot of work cause neil likes to make things difficult” 
  • when neil gets to andrew nobody expects him to actually upload anything but when he does the results are hilarious
  • neil sits next to andrew with the camera frontfaced so half of neil’s face is in the frame, andrew is curled up on the couch with a pint of ice cream and his glasses on “it’s time for your interview andrew”
  • andrew just stares at him
  • “why didn’t you sign with the rav- wait that’s a stupid fucking question, we’re not doing that one. alright. how many times have you and aaron been mistaken for one another?” 
  • andrew stares at the camera in silence
  • “tragic. next question. how are you so good at blocking goals?
  • silence
  • “incredible. what is your honest opinion about kevin day?”
  • andrew stares for a couple seconds before rolling his eyes and getting up to walk away, neil laughs and nods “I agree” 
  • BONUS: andrew has neil’s phone while they’re on the roof, neil is holding his cigarette and andrew starts filming, pointing the camera so you can only see neil
  • “hey junkie, it’s your turn to be interviewed” “alright” 
  • “how does it feel to finally have a real home?” 
  • neil smiles softly, but he’s looking at andrew not the camera “like I’m finally living, like I’ve got everything I could ever want”
  • there’s a short pause before you can faintly hear “285%” and the video cuts off
Best experience in my life: Meeting Namjoon and having told him that I love him and that hes amazing... and him being all smiles and dimples while hearing it and holding my hand... TT

Thats a memory i will always keep inside my heart and never forget 😭😭😭😭 Namjoon is the cutest omg💖💖💖

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I’m forcing myself to learn how to draw Bayverse just so I can draw Megastar. It’s not fun bUT Bayverse Megastar is the cutest shit so I gotta do it. Also, Optimus in AOE is really pretty. As always, I wish the design was more cohesive, but it’s still pretty.

some highlights of pokemon so far:

i avoided a lot of spoilers before i bought the game so some of this might not be new info but i’m still loving it

  • rather than asking “are you a boy or are you a girl” they ask what you look like and give you a bunch of options!! i dont think your gender is explicitly stated at all?? (and you can change your hair and eye colour and clothes later on!!)
  • your mum has a bedroom 
  • lillie is the cutest??! 
  • hau in general is just pure sunshine i love him
  • when you get your starter you “lift it gently in your arms” rip my heart its so cute
  • rockruff
  • spinning really fast and doing a pose??? 
  • it seems to walk you through everything a lot more than past games!! which is great for people who are only playing pokemon for the first time now and im so glad. i remember struggling a lot with past games when i was younger (even if it feels a little tedious now, but thats just cos i already know how to play)
  • when you lay on your bed meowth will wake you up by meowing loudly then jumping up next to your face. which is the most accurate cat thing i cannot get over it
  • team skull walking trying to be cool and talking with bone puns 
  • so many people just give you stuff. free items everywhere its great
  • captain ilima is beautiful in every way and i love them

i could go on but i want to keep playing lol

did u kno???? hob is really??? the most beautiful thing on this earth?? like he is so sweet and loving and kind and all kind of beautiful is him?? and i?? really love and adore him so much?? and not only that!! the universe also!! loves him just as much!!! did u kno?? the sun rises this morning because of his smile??? did u kno?? the flowers bloomed because of his laughter?? the moon gives him sweet kisses every night before he fell asleep?? the stars?? they twinkle in adoration because of how he shines??? the sun?? she is grateful!!! to be compared w hob!!! i love him!! i hope he is happy and safe always!! ☺️💕💗💗💓💘🌷💖💐🌸💞💕💗💓💘

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So yesterday I was out with my gal pal and these two high school age girls came up to us with a camera. They said that they were doing a project for an AP class and wanted pictures of people looking happy, so they asked if they could snap a few of us, because we looked so happy!
We said yes and they asked us to pretend not to notice them (since they wanted it candid but didn’t want to take photos without consent - right on). And then they asked if we were together, and asked if we’d be ok with smooching when we said yes.
We asked them to send us the pictures if we did.
Here’s the results!

tl;dr My girlfriend and I are the cutest couple ever and super photogenic and happy and I love her and SO YAH THATS ALL <3