i was squealing so hard

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JM (to JK): Why do I like you so much?

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Naegiri phone backgrounds (ノ´ヮ`)ノ*: ・゚

requested by @tekilexisteki

Black Girl, NYC

Greetings people. I identify as a Black female who was born and raised in NYC. I am slowly progressing through my study of education and history in college. Other then that, I spend (probably) an unhealthy amount of time reading and writing sci fi and fantasy. But by high school, I got sick and tired of the same story featuring blonds and brunettes saving the day with their straight, lean male heroes so I turned to my librarian seeking something new. She pointed to Octavia Butler and the rest was history. I’ve been seeking diversity in media ever since.

Family life and Culture

I grew as the middle child of six siblings with my single mother and grandparents. Yes, my working-class household fits the stereotype. We even have an absent father *sighs* But, hey shit happens. And with the biological father turns out not to be the best father figure, shit had to go right out the door. Yup. But make no mistake that this is a norm. Most households on my block do have both parents involved in their children’s lives. Our circumstances called for us to have one. That’s all.

The house was full, loud and rambunctious. We made up a good portion of the children on the block (unsurprising) and basically ran it. There’s a whole novel that could be fleshed out of my childhood if I wanted to. Our neighborhood is very tight knit. Next door neighbors were treated like Aunts and Uncles. When summer came around, we were sometimes divided into groups as the parents who were off from work overlooked us while braiding our heads. Blackouts became an all night bbq and sleepover on each other’s porches. Crooklyn by Spike Lee was a good representation of what it was like in fact. Somewhat. Minus the brownstones, plus a couple more fights (lol).

My grandma was a nurse who’s pretty big on us knowing our family history. She made sure to talk a lot about our Gullah Geechee roots. We also had some Dominican culture influence since her closest friend and our Madrina was, well, Dominican. But she is fairly strict on gender norms and how my sisters and I should act especially with brothers. She antagonized me the most growing up because I continued to ignore this. We don’t get along but i can’t say i don’t get why she’s the way she is. She has a pretty dark past. My mother, a latchkey kid of the finest stock, is more laid back and gives all of us free range to make our own mistakes. Most times. Other times, she’d rather lecture us. Depends on our crime.

I don’t know what my grandpa used to do. He retired waaaaay before my grandmother. I also don’t know much about his culture. He’s 1st gen Jamaican who fully assimilated into American culture. Well, beside his food choices. Now, he gambles and goes to church. When I was younger, he used to teach us how to gamble too. And how to cheat and not get caught. We got a lot of free fast food while he taught us. He has gotten more frugal the older he got. And more isolated.

Dating and Relationships.

I don’t date. I have no interest. Well, no, that’s not exactly true. I’ve considered it but I rather have not seek out anything outside of platonic right now. I have a tight knit circle of friends and several other groups of friends I associate with depending on the activity. I’m realizing it seems like I’m using the term “friends” loosely but I swear I’m not. I’m a virgin and I feel nothing about being one until someone goes “*gasp* You’re a virgin really?” and then I end up on high defense saying “So?” Believe or not, that messed with me a lot.

My love life and lack of interest in having one has always been a struggle. In middle school, the group of friends I hung with were becoming more infatuated with love and sex. Yes, middle school, fifth through eighth grade, ages nine to thirteen. But, when they would talked about who’s hot or not, they would look at me funny when I didn’t join in the discussion. Instead of explaining myself, I simply copied other’s reactions and gushed along with them. This instinct followed me through High school til stopped out of annoyance. I became a listener and adviser in their relationships because I really do love stories in many shapes and forms. And I would never turn down hearing a story.

Language

My primary language is English and AAVE. I’ve been living in a neighborhood filled with Blacks and Latinx. Most of my friends are Black and Lantinx. I didn’t meet a white person my age until college. Okay that’s a partial lie. I’ve been in a summer camp that was made up of predominantly white children. But as the only black kid in my age range, I was sorta uncomfortable. I never made lasting friends there. After High School, I spent a year abroad in Tena, Ecuador where I learned Spanish and Kichwa. I still suck at both languages.

Clothing

Lots of my clothes when I was younger were borrowed or hand-me-downs. Half of them still are. It’s like thrift shopping without the hiked prices thanks to its popularity by rich white people (Thanks rich white people!) All my siblings’ taste varies. In my case, I’m fond of combining loose and tight clothing (tight jeans and a loose sweater/ baggy jeans and a tight top). No makeup. Silver accessories.

I used to have a short bob cut permed. I hated it. But I rather a perm then getting my hair straightened with a hot comb because the back of my neck and big ears would always get burned. It wasn’t until I made a friend with a natural afro that I realized my natural hair was even an option.

Academics

Lol I was a nerd with bad grades.

Religion

My family practices Santeria, which has historical roots in both Catholicism and Yoruba thanks to slavery (Yay slavery!). However, because the religion is not fully accepted or well-known, I tend to say I’m simply Catholic if asked. Apparently, a Black Catholic is hard to believe. It is assumed all Black folks are Baptists or some branch of Christianity. I have no idea where that stereotype came from. But I can give some guess. (*cough cough* Tyler Perry….).  

As I stated before, I love scifi and fantasy. I especially love urban fantasy involving witches. I blame this love on Practical Magic and Eve’s Bayou, my childhood faves. It’s because of this love that I wish to see more stories with witches of color. And no, I don’t mean that one evil/mysterious southern/Caribbean Voodoo/Hoodoo witch hollywood loves to portray so much. That always plays into the “Black is evil” trope. Give me some damn variety!

I would squeal so hard if the mythology involved in a story isn’t even Eurocentric. I’m not joking. This is serious. When my religion was simply hinted at in the Raven Boys series (It was also a great way of making even more obvious that the character was definitely not white.) and Kenya Wright’s Habitat series, I squealed. All the authors did was write the names of some of the Orishas and I couldn’t help but put my phone down for a moment and inwardly scream with glee. That being said, if a writer does decide to use afrocentric or any religion involving “witchcraft” as a basis, I would personally ask that they make sure is is not a closed religion.

Santeria is, in fact, a closed religion. And while I don’t mind mentions of it in fantasy and even a main character stating they practice it, do not go any further than that. Don’t even research the practices within the religion other than what is public knowledge (And if you don’t have any public knowledge, just ask) Respect that there’s a limit. Anything further spelunking  is consider rude, disgusting, disrespectful and dangerous. There’s things that I don’t even know because I haven’t been properly initiated. And the internet has a lot of these practices exposed when it shouldn’t be so please don’t look into it. Please.

Food

Most of the cooking in the house has been done by my grandmother. Because of her various relationships, our food has always been a mixture of Black American, Gullah, Lantinx and Caribbean influences. It is so good. So, so good!

The only thing I don’t eat of hers is her seafood gumbo because I don’t like shellfish. One of my sisters said I should have my “black card” taken for my distaste. I said she could take it if she can name more black movies than me. She still can’t take it. My other sister wishes we could switch places because she loves crab but is allergic. The crazy girl actually sends her husband to buy some benadryl so she can eat some if we ever have some on the table. Smh. Siblings.  

Holidays

My family on both sides are quite fond of reunions. On my grandpa’s side, the family uses Fourth of July and Christmas to get together. On my grandma’s side, they tend to host annual summer reunion and send out RSVP invitations complete with schedules of the whole two to three day event. I didn’t mention this under my family life, but both sides of my family are boujee to different degrees. Lots of black sorors and frats members on both sides. I can’t believe that slipped my mind typing.

I’m a little iffy with Christmas. It’s more of a holiday for the older generation and our niece and nephews. The younger generation, however, don’t particularly care for the holiday. For some of us, it’s because it’s not really Jesus’s Birthday and Santa was whitewashed. For others, it’s because we don’t care to feed into the corporate holiday. For most of us, it’s a combination of the two. But we do love getting together when we can. My older sister and I have conspired to celebrate kwanzaa instead for the past two years. So far, it hasn’t grasped the interest of anyone else in the family.

Struggles

  • Being nerds from a young age, my siblings and I have been called “Oreos” or“Not really black” by kids in school on more than one occasion. We shut them down by fighting. Probably not the best strategy but it was best one I could think of in middle school and below. Made it easier to go back to reading my manga.

  • I got compared to my sisters a lot. It was the absolutely most annoying thing ever. And a major source of my insecurities growing older.

  • Need I address colorism? My highschool was filled with it. #TeamLight v #TeamDark. I was on neither team, because in the region I live, skin color was a pretty long spectrum. I fell in the between. Who came up with this?

  • I’ll admit it. I hate my own tears. They make me feel weak. Which isn’t true…I know. But, it is a mentality I always had. I have depression and PTSD. This isn’t really a secret. I tell people if I’m asked. But have you ever had someone look at you and say, “Really? You don’t seem like the type.” ……

  • I am a black female. I’ve been labelled “Strong” and “Independent” the older I got. By my mother. By my siblings. By my peers. And I get those labels. Even from friends. I loved those labels. I call myself by those labels. I mean, who doesn’t want to be seen as strong and independent? Those are positive affirmations, right? I think they would be. If that wasn’t all the positive labels we could get. Somehow, society has decided we are beings that are incapable of being multifaceted. I was indirectly taught to hate my own tears because black girls don’t cry. You can’t cry and be strong. What a terrible mantra fed to black girl at a young age. So, instead you tell everyone “It’s fine.”

I told my therapist it was fine. Until she told me straight up it was not fine. And it was okay to cry. I don’t like to cry. But I still (involuntarily) did it.

Things I’d like to see less of/Things I’d like to see more of:

  • I’m sick and tired of seeing black and latinx folks being portrayed as only fantasy gangs members. We are not only gang members. That’s a terrible popular myth the media put out there and I hate it even more so when it’s portrayed in SFF genre..

  • I’m tired of having one black person in a novel being described as having skin the color of “midnight.” And he’s (it’s always a he) not even that important to the story

  • I hate how every time someone decides to add a person of color, they have to be ambiguous brown. I’m not saying ambiguously brown don’t exist and don’t need representation but is it really that had for a dark brown skin person to play a major role in a story that’s not about slavery? Speaking of which….

  • Why we always gotta be slaves? Or better yet….

  • Why don’t we exist at all in High fantasy stories? Urban fantasy? Brooklyn wasn’t always the gentrified white town it is now. Still isn’t. How are you erasing people of color from NYC??? We make up way too much of the population to be completely erased

  • Stop racial coding other creatures to surround your white human characters. Especially as the bad guys. That’s just shitty writing. Step up your game!

  • I love Black love

  • I love Gay love. I wish more would follow moonlight’s example and show poc are gay too and gay doesn’t always equal to stereotypical femininity.

  • I love interracial love HOWEVER, can we pair people of color with other people of color as well? I’m starting to hate seeing it always a white person paired with a Poc. Variety damnit!

  • Friendships between boys and girls that don’t transform into love.

  • Friendships between girls that didn’t start out as a rivalry.

  • Different body types besides the skinny and tall. Make a main character that’s fat for once. It’s not a problem.

  • Magical characters of color that aren’t “Noble Savages” or “Wise Monks” that used their magic for personal gain for once instead of waiting for the white hero to come.

  • Nerdy black characters who aren’t 100% competent and cries. One that isn’t in a five token band that always gonna be compare to the white main character. Make the nerd the main character!

That’s all I can think of at the top of my head. But my list really does go on. 

Read more POC Profiles here or submit your own.

She was sick of losing people, having them ripped from her grasp. She was sick of being protected. She was sick of all of the fighting. She hated fighting. But she could no longer stand by. She would fight at Fen’harel’s side and when - not if, when - they survived this…she would finally ask to have her vallaslin removed.

“His precious vhenan, so at peace when she sleeps. She deserves more peace. But not truly his vhenan, not yet, hasn’t had an opportunity to try for so many long years.”

Have I mentioned before how amazing @hansaera​ is? Look at this gorgeous piece of artwork. I finally have my two lovers in the same artwork and I could not be happier!! The vallaslin floating off of Aravae’s face, her fierce expression, their hands swathed in magic, Solas, in @hansaera​‘s style of him as Fen’harel, stealing a glance at the woman he loves, but thought he could never have…

When I got it, it literally stole my breath away and now I can’t stop staring at it. I love it to pieces. Thank you so much for all of your hard work, Saera!

And now, for titles we thought of naming this piece:

  • Solas and his “We’re in this together aayyy” expression.
  • Solas thinking, “Ohhh, the woman I love is right beside me, she’s right there, she looks so beautiful, but don’t let her catch you looking, but I can look for just a second, man she’s such a pretty vhenan- SOLAS STOP IT SHE ISN’T YOUR VHENAN…yet.”
  • Also Solas thinking, “Omg look at that face she looks like my next mistake.”
  • Aravae is like, “I’ma kick Falon’din’s ASS” and Solas is like, “Yeahhh you go fabulous giiirl”
  • “We’re gonna fuck shit up.” “You said it, sista.”
  • “I’m gonna electrocute Falon’din to dust.” “Do that gurl just don’t zap me (get your hand away from me pls)”
  • Yet Solas’ face says, “Girl you can shock me ANYTIME.”
Daydream

Reader x Klaus Mikaelson

(NOT MY GIF)

*Requested smut

Imagine: Klaus is overwhelmed with everything that is happening on his life, so he leaves you all alone to work some stuff out. Then, when he comes back, he finds you playing with yourself and decides to punish you in the best way he knows.

Word Count: 2144

A/N: may be the dirtiest thing I’ve ever written, so I hope you enjoy it. :)


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BTS Run 27 - The Jin Harem

Here we have a Jin disapproving of a Tae dirtying a JK’s face with actual dirt 

‘You can make fun of him but please do not dirty his face’

How protective…

Ultimately the outcome…

Poor JK XD

Jk…You look comfy…

The natural stance of JK: Seagull pose (with a wing on Jin’s Broad Pacific Ocean shoulders 

Notice how Jin only looks at Namjoon while everyone is talking?

Also Namjoon only looks at Jin while he talks

(there’s going to be a whole lot of that this ep) 

*in bliss*

I just felt like sharing this

JK… what even (let’s be real, my mood 24/7)

Also, Hobi directs the question to only Jin 

(who proceeds to give a wrong and ridiculous answer)

Again with the shoulders… JK keep your hands to yourself a little 

(not that I’m complaining because we get quality jinkook)

I see you~

Didn’t you guys just complain that it’s too hot?

Yet here 2Seok are~

Shoulder-to-shoulder, Arm-to-arm

(whiskers kookie peek-a-boo)

Here we have a JK, looking happy after he is given attention by a Jin

And beside them we have a Namjoon looking in affection

Namjoon finding it cute and amusing how Jin keeps changing his mind~

Once again, nosey Jin looking at Jimin’s and Namjoon’s paper even before opening his

He really likes to know which team the others are on…

Here he is peeking at Jk’s paper… or is he?

Because it seems to me like JK is purposefully positioning his paper so Jin can see it too

Hobi is curious too~

The happy look namjoon has after realising who his teammates were

(feat.JK being crushed by the 2 tols of bangtan)

hmm but I wonder why Jin looks so distracted…

He was staring at Taegi’s papers…

Guess there’s no visual team or SIN team this time~

(my delulu mind thinks he registered the hawaiian couple’s slips and was a wee bit jealous)

OMO

JK looks so happy!

(Real JK, shirt JK looks like the cute gloomy bear~)

Namjoon looks happy too~

(I see you dimple~)

Yoongi low-key tapping Jin’s arms with his hand

Don’t think I wouldn’t catch that Yoongles  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Proof that Yoongi did actually touch Jin and Jin looking at him curiously 

Envious Yoongi looking on as namjinkook decides who gets to name their team

Their reactions to Jin once again naming the team after himself

YOU GO JIN! PERFECT NAME! TEAM KIM SEOK JIN!

Tae: hehe he’s doing it again

Yoongi: Mannn I wouldn’t mind being in team Kim Seok Jin

Jin: I AM A GENIUS *windshield wiper laugh*

JK: ahhh Jin hyung is hilarious

Namjoon: AHHHH Why he gotta be like that?! (I imagine that to be ‘cute’) (notice how he’s actually smiling~ sneaky smile can’t escape my eyes~)

Hobi: Laughing brighter than the sun shining at them from Jin’s antics

Jimin: Laughs so hard, he becomes a beand and disppears off-screen

Namjoon giving in to Jin’s naming and even gets JK to agree with it

If only JK’s veiny arms didn’t cover up his happy face!

You can still see his bright smile though

Here we have Team KimSeokJin2.0 looking happy af

(once again Jin managed to get his team to do the power rangers pose XD)

Namjoon reaching out for Jin in embarrassment after shouting differently from the team 

He shouted ahjae (Jin’s nickname) while jinkook shouted AhJa (similar to ‘fighting’)

Jin also reaches out for Namjoon as he laughs

(my namjin heart is shaking)

Meanwhile JK taps his hyung on his arm to get a little attention back on himself

This week on run! Namkook vying for Jin’s attention~

Yoongi sneakily coming in physical contact with Jin again… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Too bad Jin was distracted by a bug that flew near his ear

Namjin sitting just a little closer than the rest~

Yoonjin and their little touching feet~

AGAIN. There’s plenty of space but Namjin are just casually sitting so lose their legs touch

I squealed so hard here 

Namjoon! I bet inner!namjoon made the same expression as Koya as he touched Jin’s knee

Jin turning to his team in surprise and joy!

Namjoon reaching out for Jin (who is just beside him so really there is no need to)

Jin also reaches out to namjoon in happiness 

meanwhile JK looks in awe at his beloved hyung

If Koya wasn’t there, where would Jin’s hands be?  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I know Jin is reaching for the card but since the card is barely visible, let me pretend he is reaching out for JK

Also: The mistreatment of RJ and Koya by Namjin 

Namjoon turns to Jin in joy at winning the game~

Take note on what he’s looking at…

Jin’s fist

Notice how his own hand slowly goes towards Jin’s hand

SUCCESS!

INTERLOCKED FINGERS

AHHHHHHHHHHHH - Namjinkook and all of us, 2017

Namjinkook holding hands (namjin interlocking their fingers)

Matching Jinkook

(Team KimSeokJin all has 2 fingers up in this frame and I think that’s cute)

It’s kinda creepy how in-synch jinkook are here

(my crappy attempt at capturing they synchronicity)

They bent down at the same time with the same speed and made the same motions at the same time without making any eye-contact and that’s just really creepy and cool to me

The way Tae looks at Jin with that smile though (kinda like Shooky lolol)

Jin lightly touching Yoongi’s hands 

*clutches my yoonjin heart*

I’m putting this here because the way kookie’s face looks on Jin’s hoodie is hilarious

Also how come only Jin got the hoodie while everyone else got a shirt?

The mistreatment of RJ, Koya and Cooky… A Saga by Team Kim Seok Jin

Here namjoon slightly brushes his hand on Jin’s arms (I see everything Namjoon  👀)

Look who decided to join the saga! Let’s welcome Tae into the mistreatment of their BT21 counterparts!

Jin approves of Tae’s quick wit~

(they were just being nitpicky about Jimin’s answer)

(Why are they such babies)

Well well well, looks like yoongi joined in the mistreatment too…

These boys…really… if it were me I’d treat those with care…

Hobi… I had faith in you… WHY?!

Meanwhile only Chimmy is safe but Chimmy is also all alone, abandoned in a corner…

These boys… really

That’s Yoonjin’s hands slightly brushing each other by the way~

Namjin laughing while laooking at each other 

Namjoon-ah… your hands…

Jin leans in closer to namjoon to discuss the question

the voice he uses is so soft and gentle

hnnng

Here he have Yoongi touching Jin’s thighs

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

And Jin is leaning into Namjoon

Jin’s hands would also have been on Namjoon’s thighs if it weren’t for Koya

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

My 2 OTPs 

*I am in utter happiness right now*

Jin… you can’t abuse your face like this…

Please control your face and your hand

Namjoon happy about Jin holding his hands and smilling with protruding cheeks

Is touching his thigh really necessary right now namjoon?

(not that I’m complaining)

Jimin: What is even going on right now?

Hobi: ooh Jin hyung looks happy! hehe

Tae: ?

Yoongi: He’s smiling and so excited right now

Jin: asdfghjkl

Namjoon: *anticipates with glee*

JK: IDK what’s going on but let’s just cheer along with Jin hyung!

Jin touching Namjoon’s shoulders in pure excitement

(Namjoon: OHHH OHH HE’S TOUCHING ME OMGOMGOMG)

I just wanted a cute Jin to be here so there you go~

Namjoon looking at Jin as he attempts the challenge~

Jin reaching for Namjoon’s thigh yet again…

also, Yoongi’s hand reaching for Jin’s arm

Why is bangtan so touchy? I LOVE IT

??!!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?

ARE YOONJIN HOLDING HANDS IN THE BG?!

OMGOMGOMG

(lmao no… those are Jin’s hands XD but I fooled you didn’t I?)

(Please don’t hurt me)

Jinkook high-5~ feat.unglam Joon

Putting this here cos this deserves to be mentioned, memed and framed

Just because I can, here 

Have a TaeTae imitating a TaTa

Jin leaning on Namjoon’s shoulders~

(Koya is me right now)

Cutie Jin again~

Namjoon and his sneaky hands. 

What did I say before? WE SEE ALL

Jin loving hobi’s little sound effects that are totally adorable

Jin reaching out to both Yoongi and Namjoon~

But he’s doing it to silence them and to get attention on Jimin who’s about to challenge the game!

Matching Jinkook~

They both twitched their fingers too!

gahh it’s great to be a namjin shipper~

I FEEL GREAT I FEEL ALIVE 

Namjoon you and your sneaky hand

Also notice how he puts VAN on him because they are having an O-X quiz and VAN’s eyes are X_O

A smart touchy tol: Namjoon

Jin once again reaching out to namjoon in pure excitement at figuring out the question!

(he almost got it the previous time when it was their turn)

A quick witted tol: Jin

Let’s put this in context.

He is whispering the answer to Namjoon right now

The answer?

Will you stay by my side
Will you promise me

HE WHISPERED THIS TO NAMJOON

ALSO how close do you have to get to whisper something?

*I can die happy now*

At hearing those words, namjoon reaches to touch Jin’s thigh

He whispers it to his roomie too~

pouty yoongs because why not

This little bub cheers ‘Jin Seok Kim’ instead of ‘Kim Seok Jin’

“The perfect team” -Namjinkook, 2017

Then proceeds to fail miserably 

Yoongi teasing his roomie~

NAMJOON! LAST WARNING! Stop touching Jin’s thigh on camera!

(Please don’t stop)

Namjin in-sync

The whole time, Namjoon doesn’t lift his hand off of Jin’s thigh

Jin-ah… do you HAVE to touch Yoongi as you sit? hmm?

Touchy Touchy Boys

If VAN wasn’t there, Jin would have touched Namjoon’s thighs~

They really need to control their touchiness…who am I kidding? 

WE LIVE FOR IT


This is it for this weeks’ Run! - Jin Harem post~

Hope you guys enjoyed it!

Until next time~  


Preview:

What sort of abuse did they put JK’s face through?!

Naruto Chim? NARUCHIM or CHIMRUTO?

Namjoon-ah… please don’t abuse your face…

THIS CUTIE WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME!

B99 Fanfic Recommendations (Peraltiago Stylez)

Since I’ll be off to visit my sis for about a week now and then will be busy with an internship for the following 6 weeks, I’ll probably not be able to post much during that time. So I decided to assemble a nice, mostly fluffy collection of b99 stories centered around Jake and Amy I very much enjoy :)


Canon (or canon-divergent or possible-future fic… just non-AU ;) :

One-shots

  • Enigmatic Easter Bunny by huffellepuff (“The Nine-Nine does a Secret Santa of sorts, and Jake gets Amy.Takes place very shortly before 2x21, Det. Dave Majors.” This is so sweet!)
  • Untitled Prompt 1 by @elsaclack (”What if Amy and Teddy got engaged during Jake’s undercover op and when Jake’s back the wedding preparations are in full swing and he tries to be supportive but can’t bring himself to go to the wedding?“ It’s by em, so of course it’s friggin’ amazing, duh! ;)
  • Untitled Prompt 2 by @elsaclack​ (”The night of Captain Latvia, Jake talks to Amy about his thoughts on what Boyle said about Jake never becoming a dad.” Aaah, I love this one so much! So great!)
  • Untitled Prompt 3 by @elsaclack​ (Amy finds Jake’s folder about her Dad while he’s still in prison. It’s… so… great? And the ending is super sweet!)
  • Untitled Prompt 4 by @elsaclack​ (Jake moves in with Amy and Amy finds a box with his mixtapes… one of them labeled with the date he went into witness protection. Good lord, this is so amazing! Just… amazing.)
  • Untitled Prompt 5 by @elsaclack (A father’s day fic. I squealed so hard reading this the first time! It’s super cute!)
  • Oxford Comma by grapefruity (”She’s got a system, and it isn’t going to come to a standstill just because her messy, disorganized, wreck of a partner makes her sometimes feel things.” The evolution of Jake and Amy’s relationship from Amy’s perspective. Really, really great! I also really love the description of their first encounter - heelies are involved; it’s amazing ^^)
  • Untitled Prompt by @haylestorming​ (”Amy and Jake talking about their future after the Rosa/Pimento (cancelled) wedding” ADORABLE!)
  • Untitled Prompt by @hotelsweet (”Random girl at bar starts flirting with Jake, Jake is clueless and it all goes right over his head, Amy steps in and gets her to back off” Do I really need to say more? It’s glorious. ^^)
  • what’s a home without you here? by @jcobsperalta (”amy comes home, jake is still in prison.“ Oh boy, my heart! But great!)
  • you’re a sky full of stars by @oceanvirus (”Jake discovers Amy’s secret stargazing spot, but he can’t seem to focus on constellations as much as he can focus on the one excitedly pointing them out. Takes place between Boyle-Linetti Wedding and Det. Dave Majors.” So. Friggin’. Cute.)
  • it’s amazing what baking can do by @sergeant-santiago (Jake and Amy face their biggest challenge yet: baking a cake for Charles. Whee! It’s super fun and cute and awesome!!)
  • all the way home i’ll be warm by @the-pontiac-bandit (“We’re in an abandoned lodge in the middle of nowhere. Sure, you’re totally right, nothing bad could ever happen here.” Cute Christmas fic with all the Santiagos and Jake. Sooo adorable! Get ready for pure joy!)

Multi-Chapters

  • breaking the first rule by @heart-eyes-santiago (“When did Jake Peralta fall in love with Amy Santiago? And when did she fall in love with him?” Soo good! Really sweet insights on Jake and Amy’s thoughts throughout the show. Complete. 4 Chapters.)
  • and all my world is losing light by @jakelovesamy (“Day one is listening to Captain Holt telling them not to give up hope, but then overhearing him calling Karen, and telling her in a quiet voice that her son has been sentenced to 15 years, telling her not to cry. Day one is spent filled with fear, and tears, and she punches a wall in their bedroom (because it is still theirs) so hard that the skin on her knuckles splits open. Day one is a cold side of the bed and a thick silence filling up the space where Jake used to be. Day one is overwhelming, plain and simple.” Amy finds out she’s pregnant after the end of S4. Get ready for an emotional rollercoaster of awesomeness! Incredibly good. Complete. 2 Chapters.)
  • it’s only me who wants to wrap around your dreams by @oceanvirus (”In which Jake Peralta showing up at Amy Santiago’s door in the middle of the night in need of a place to stay is simultaneously the best and worst thing that’s ever to happened to them.” temporary roomates… Oh yeah! Excited for more! In-Progress. 1/6 Chapters as of yet.)
  • Nothing’s Normal in Texas by @okayokaycoolcoolcool (”She started feeling something in Texas. Maybe it was the mind-numbing fear that came with being locked in jail unarmed with murderers.  She probably could’ve blamed how annoyed she was at Jake and his tendency to jump in and make her job harder. Although, now that she thought of it, it was probably just the fake pregnancy that was making her mind funny.  It was probably nothing.” Or was it?! ;) Very cool. Complete. 8 Chapters.)
  • What to Expect by @three-drink-amy (”After a crazy night together, Amy finds herself pregnant with Jake’s baby. They have to learn to be parents while navigating their partnership. Set in season 2.” Really interesting read! In-Progress. 9 Chapters so far.)

AUs:

One-shots

  • you, me, and the moon by @heart-eyes-santiago (“Amy Santiago’s whole world is turned upside when her brother, Manny, invites his best friend and college roommate to stay for the summer. Enter Jake Peralta, his inability to win a game of scrabble, and his ability to win Amy’s heart.” Cuuute!)

Multi-Chapters

  • if you want me to stay, i will stay by your side by @elsaclack (“For someone whose job requires an unusually large amount of personal risk on a near daily basis, Amy Santiago has not dedicated much time considering how she might one day die. The vague assumption that it will probably happen on the job - via stray bullets or careening cars or massive explosions - has been enough to satisfy any musing.She never imagined doctor’s visits or specialist consultations or diagnoses. She never imagined hospital gowns and thinning hair and chemotherapy. And she never, ever imagined cancer.“ 50/50 AU.The Ultimate Angst fic, but it’s amazing! (Better have some tissues ready, though.) In-Progress. 6/11 Chapters as of yet.)
  • Amy and Jake’s Epic Detour by @hotelsweet (”When 18 yr old Amy Santiago needs to make the trip to New York City for her first year of college, family friend Jake Peralta steps in as a favour- but the week that’s about to follow is one that neither of them could have predicted.” THIS. This story is an experience, my friend, and you really should read this because it’s amazing and has an awesome playlist for every chapter and is just AMAZING, okay? Okay. Complete. 10 Chapters.)
  • everything is easier when you’re home by @sergeant-santiago (”Amy Santiago loves her new apartment. One bedroom, one bathroom, good neighborhood and decent rent. One thing she does not love? Her neighbors. More precisely, whoever lives in the apartment that shares a paper thin wall with hers.” Neighbor AU. Awesome! In-Progress. 4 Chapters so far.)
  • Camps Safe and Amusing by Talking_Bird (”Amy Santiago was NOT excited to be a camp counselor for a bunch of bratty twelve-year-olds, but she was even less excited to have a jerk like Jake Peralta be her group partner. A fluffy, slow-burn fic with awkward, nerdy Amy and cocky, insensitive Jake.“ Really cool and sweet, it has an awesome bet and everything! Complete. 8 Chapters.)
  • You’re the Only Song I Want to Hear by Talking_Bird (”Amy is having a really hard time adjusting to college life as an Art Major, but a mysterious pianist in the music conservatory keeps her sane // Jake just wants to do what he loves, but everyone else wants him to be practical. Everyone, that is, except for one person…College AU.” Highly recommended because it’s stupid good. Really. Plus, there is a great piano piece to go with each chapter. Complete. 10 Chapters. )
  • The Detective and The Squad by @three-drink-amy  (”Amy Santiago is a brilliant detective, quickly burning out on her job. Jake Peralta is a famous actor recently relocated to NYC for his new TV show “The Squad.” What will happen when Amy is assigned to be the police consultant for Jake’s new show?” Goood… Really good. In-Progress. 6 Chapters so far.)
  • around my heart like a coronary artery by @the-pontiac-bandit (”Amy Santiago enters NYU Medical School with prep books, a 60-set of colored pens, and a plan. Jake Peralta walks in with gummy bears and orange soda.” Medical students AU. Every chapter represents a year. AMAZING! In-Progress. 2/5 Chapters so far.) 

Sooo… this is a fic rec of quite respectable size, huh? ^^; Would anybody be interested in me continuing/updating this? Let me know! (I assembled this in various stages of consciousness/being awake, so I’m sorry if some of my “reviews/thoughts” on some of the fics are a little too rambly or short - I love them all so much, my dear writers; you are all incredibly awesome! 💕 )

It’s Raining: Dylan O’Brien One Shot

You can thank the amazing @ellie-bee242 for this smut filled one shot. This is my submission for Ellie-Bee’s Writing Challenge.

Author: @susybird

Relationship: Dylan O’Brien x Reader

Description: Smut, smut, smutty smut!!! Basically 2000 words of sin.

Word Count: 2199

Author’s Note: This is only my second attempt at smut so… hopefully it’s okay!

As always feedback would be awesome and let me know if you’d like to be added to my Forever Tag List. Enjoy :)

Originally posted by ohhdylanobrien

“Ugh, it’s raining!” I groan, as I kneel up on the window seat, looking out onto the grey gloom covering the world outside. I trace the path of raindrops dripping on the other side of the glass, the pads of my fingers growing cold, as my breath fogged the transparent surface. I pull my pale peach cardi tighter around my shoulders, shivering at the chill coming off in icy waves from the glass.

I turn back towards the room behind me and tilt my head slightly. Dylan was sitting hunched over at his desk, typing away at his computer. I took my time admiring my boyfriend of over two years.

I loved how he was keeping his hair slightly longer, just enough to show off the waves in his dark chocolate brown locks. His jaw was covered in scruff and my fingers itched to feel the soft hairs prickling against them. His amber eyes were dark with concentration, but I knew that when he was truly happy they turned golden, taking my breath away every single time they glowed. The loose grey t-shirt and his stooped posture, hid his toned figure, but I knew the lines of his body off by heart and it constantly made me want to hum with happiness.

I watched as Dylan’s knee jiggled up and down, a sign that he was stressing over whatever work he was doing on the computer. I quietly padded across the room, my bare feet making next to no sound on the hardwood floors.

I crept up behind him and ran my arms around his shoulders, planting kisses on the moles scattered on the back of his neck, his hair tickling my nose as it brushed against his hairline.

“What are you doing?” Dylan asked, his voice tilting in amusement at my obvious attempt to distract him.

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Okay yall binder question:

I taught this morning and then ran a workshop (on mental health in the classroom yeahhhhh) at a conference this afternoon and I’m only just getting home and I’m doing all the deep breathing stuff but are there any particular stretches or something that work well for post-binding all damn day (8.5 hours, I didn’t get home as early as I thought I would)?

Thank yall and so much love to you!!!

The Boyfriend Tag

Requested By: Anonymous

I have a request.. tom x reader, where tom is dating a youtuber (you can come up with the rest)❤️💛

Pairing: Tom Holland x Reader

Description: You and Tom had been dating for a few months and decide to finally announce it to the world, and since you’re a Youtuber, you decide to do it the best way.

Warnings: It’s so dorky and just pure fluff aw

Word Count: 1,612

A/N: AHHH so this was super fun and cute to write, especially since I haven’t seen many writers with this kind of request, it makes it so much more fun and unique. However, let me know if you want another part to this! I left it on a cliff hanger for a reason ;) Enjoy!

Originally posted by tomshollandss

“Hey guys! And welcome back to my channel! So today is going to be a bit different, as you can tell by the title, it’s The Boyfriend Tag, and I know you all are probably freaking out right now with tons of questions but I’ll get to them.” You laughed, watching your boyfriend Tom from the sidelines.

“Now, I had tweeted out earlier questions for this very video, and I’m going to answer some with and without him on camera.” You started, bringing your phone into view before scrolling through your notes.

“So the first question is, Why did you never mention you were dating before until now? Which is a great question.” You clapped your hands, a bright smile on your face.

“We had decided to keep it secret for a while, sometimes you just don’t want a public relationship that everyone knows about and can potentially ruin what you have with that person. But after some time we talked and decided it was time to finally tell you all.” You smiled, watching as Tom was pretending to be you, making you laugh.

“Okay next question, Do we know who this mysterious person is? And the answer to that is yes.” You wiggled your eyebrows, making Tom laugh and you throw a pillow at him.

“I think you’ll really like him, I know I do.” You teased, as Tom blew a kiss to you.

“Alright, next questionnnnn,” You dragged out, scrolling through more of your notes, “Does he like that you’re a YouTuber? And by that I mean does he support what you do? Which is a very nice question.” You replied, setting your phone down, looking into the camera.

“In fact, he does support me and what I do, I love making YouTube videos for you guys and I know after today he’ll most likely be in them too. But in conclusion yes, he does like that I’m a YouTuber and he does support me, and I support him in what he does too.” You smiled, giving a thumbs up into the camera and a cheesy wave to Tom.

“If you guys couldn’t tell by now, he’s sitting behind the camera making fun of me.” You laughed, as Tom dramatically gasped, his hand on his chest and a shocked expression on his face.

“Alright I guess now I should introduce you to this dork of a boyfriend of mine.” You laughed as you motioned Tom to come and introduce himself.

“Everyone, I’d like to introduce you to my boyfriend Tom Holland.” You smiled, as Tom leaped into the camera, waving to all the viewers before kissing your cheek.

“Hey darling, and hello all you beautiful humans out there.” Tom grinned, wrapping his arm around your shoulder as you laughed.

“It was like you were meant to be a YouTuber, they could be called ’Tom’s Darlings.’” You laughed, as he glared at you playfully.

“I would so own it.” He bragged, making the both of you laugh before you went back to the questions.

“Alright, so since I now have this dork next to me, we can answer the questions for the both of us.” You looked at Tom who was making faces into the camera.

“Yo, brown eyes.” You teased, poking his cheek as he looked over at you, a stupid smile on his face.

“I’m ready, give me your best question.” He dared, making you laugh as you read the next question.

How did you two meet? And who made the first attempt to get to know each other?” You read aloud, before looking at Tom who was already smiling.

“I remember this so easily, so basically Y/N was working at a little shop where I was filming one day, and I went in to get a snack and I may or may not have said something really cheesy to make her laugh. And then from there on I kept going in to see her, and then I asked her out on a date.” He smiled, rubbing your arm gently, as he kissed your forehead.

“As you all know, Tom is a dork, so his charm worked very well.” You teased, before reading the next question.

“Okay, Tom, How long have we been together? And if you have, what was your first kiss like in one word.” You raised your eyebrows, watching him in curiosity.

“Well we’ve been dating for about five to six months, and our first kiss, oh damn, one word? Ummmm..” He paused for a moment, making you giggle as he thought about it. “I’d have to say the one word I’d use would be magical, because it was all I could think about for weeks, it was like you had put a spell on me.” Tom teased, pulling you into his lap as you laughed.

“Alright, last question, Can you two kiss on camera?” You looked up at Tom, a smirk on your lips as he looked down at you.

“Should we do the Spider-Man kiss?” You questioned, watching as his eyes lit up.

You both stood up, Tom hanging upside down from your bed as you placed both your hands on his cheeks, pressing your lips against his as his hands found their way into your hair.

You both pulled apart, Tom jumping down from your bed as he engulfed you in a hug, before throwing you over his shoulder.

“Thomas! Put me down!” You laughed, as he twirled you around in circles, before setting you on the floor.

“Just so you know, karma is a bitch.” You shouted, rushing back to the camera, as Tom wrapped his arms around you once again.

“Well there you have it everyone, this was The Boyfriend Tag, and from what you could see in only a matter of minutes, Tom is a cheeky little shit and therefore, that is why he was hidden away!” You laughed, as Tom gasped in fake shock.

“How dare you, I’m amazing and you love me.” He grinned, turning you around so you could face him.

“Say you love me.” He smirked, his arms never leaving your waist as you refused.

“Nope! Never!” You shouted, laughing as your camera was capturing every second of you two playfully fighting.

“Say it or I will tickle you so hard.” Tom declared, making you squeal and squirm in his arms.

“Fine! Fineeee, I love you.” You smiled defeated, as he pressed his lips against yours quickly, smiles forming on both of your faces.

“Well, I hope you enjoyed the video, if you did please give it a big thumbs up,” You made two thumbs up motions as Tom copied you, a smile on his face as you continued your outro, “Subscribe to my channel if you want to see more videos! I upload them every Thursday! Alright bye guysss!” You smiled, before blowing a kiss and covering the camera with your hands.

You sat back, leaning into Toms chest, his arms naturally wrapping around you.

You soon uploaded the video, everyone freaking out that Tom was the one you had been secretly dating all these months. They all were so happy for the both of you, they even started creating ship names for the both of you.

“They really like us together.” You told him as you scrolled through the comments, a smile on his face.

“Looks like I’m going to be a main guest on your channel now aren’t I?” Tom chuckled, looking at the comments with you.

You logged onto your twitter, tweeting out the title of your next video.

New Tweet From @Y/NonYouTube

Here’s what you have to look forward to next week! Love you all so much!

Boyfriend Does My Makeup Challenge.

You couldn’t help but laugh at Tom’s excited expression, this was going to be so much fun, and it was only the beginning.

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oH MY GOOOOOD the 2D x Noodle dancing is so cute I’m SCREAMING.

foreverabrokenfighter  asked:

Hello cutie~! Quick question, how would the UF Sans and SF Papyrus react to an S/O with a Perseverance Soul having a play fight with Undyne/Alphys and winning? Need a bit of badassery today, dear, had a little bit of a rough day~ Ta-ta~! <3

Hiya Nurse!!! I hope your day gets better.

~♡~

Red (Uf Sans): He’s anxious, yes. But he believes in you. But… he also knows that Undyne plays to win. But… he knows your Soul Color. You aren’t going to give up easily. And as much as he hates to admit it… seeing you suplex Undyne turned him on. Pretty soon he’s gonna be cheering from the sidelines. ‘kick her ass, doll!’ 'yeah, roundhouse! just like that.’ He’s just so proud of you for holding your own against Undyne. After you win, expect an arm around your waist and a kiss promising more when you get home *wink wonk*

Rus (Sf Paps): MY NECK, MY BACK, MY ANXIETY ATTACK. He is low-key (high-key) freaking out. Alphys is kinda intense in fights. He’s worried that you might lose or get hurt. But you keep trucking through the fight. You end up winning easier than he anticipated. See… Alphys… doesn’t have much in the way of stamina. So Rus was thanking every holy being he had ever heard of for giving you a perseverance soul. Afterwards, he treats you to Muffet’s and some cuddle time. He especially likes to comment on how badass you are.

~♡~

For some reason, I love the word 'suplex.’

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I was the happiest binch on the planet when I saw these cuties in the mail! Saeyoung was immediately placed on my keychain and my phone case has been blessed by him & Zenny.

I can’t believe you wrote us all notes and gave us extra goodies - you are too sweet and kind and pure for this Earth.

My only regret is not ordering MORE OMG NOW I WANT EVERYTHING!

Thank you so so much @tarotealeaf !!