Got back from the Kingsman double bill a bit ago and am trying to put my brain into words even though I’m very tired and a bit numb and I smuggled five hours’ worth of gin into the cinema in an Evian bottle so I’m as drunk as Harry at breakfast time.
Weeeelpp I have so many things started!!! Most of them are literally only started but some are finished and I’m not sure if to post them or I’m just too lazy to make previews xdd
Soo here’s the first one. Plus size skinnn! I wanted to make one forever now! And this is what I have so far! After I started it, I leaned how to mesh so I’ve been too busy doing that rather than finishing the skin xd
First of all, I want to thank all of you because Hatefuck has reached more than 300 notes and I am totally freaking out! I was scared you weren’t going to like my writings but this is amazing. So thank you everyone.
Secondly, this is an Ashton Irwin one shot. It’s sort of rushed because I am so stressed with finals but I had to post something about him soo here you have a lazy day/day off with Ashton. Hope you like it.
Oh, almost forgot it. My next one shot will be a Shawn Mendes one! If you want it based on a song, leave me your song requests here babes
No trigger warning, just fluff.
Word count: 700 (I’m tired and it’s two a.m. sorry)
I lowkey like the ending
entered the room as my eyelids began to open, waking up slowly. I looked to my
bedside table to see what time it was: 6:40. I turned and cuddled against my
boyfriend’s chest, trying not to wake him. With my fingers I started to trace invisible
patterns on his chest.
sleeping peacefully, small snores fell from his lips. Watching him like this
was what made me feel like the luckiest person in the world. When he was awake,
he would always be doing something because he couldn’t keep still. He would be
writing new music or eating or running around, doing funny things. And it was
amazing to see him like that everyday. But it was even more amazing to see him
in his sleep, calm and at peace.
There’s a man who walks into his cafe’ at precisely noon every single day. He orders his coffee black with no cream or sugar. Just a simple coffee, no croissants or muffins to go along with the hot liquid. His face is beyond attractive, a shapely jawline with midnight hair. His eyes are dark brown almonds that hold no compassion. He’d be more appealing if that permanent scowl on his face were to turn into a smile. His clothes are always dark, as though bright colors are toxic. Yet, the tone of his skin is a dashing contrast against such shades, consequently making him glow. He’s a gorgeous mystery hidden inside the shadows of loneliness.
“That’ll be $2.69, sir.” Kyungsoo says. The man places three dollar bills on the counter and quickly walks towards the exit.
“Your change!” He shouts at the customer only to receive a cold shoulder in response. The bell chimes as the man takes his leave and Kyungsoo sighs while pocketing the extra change.
“Forget about it Soo, I just don’t think he’s that into you.” Jongdae, the baker and manager, pats him on the back out of pity. Kyungsoo clicks his tongue.
“Hey! I never said I was into him!” He shakes off Jongdae’s palm, and the baker smiles deviously.
“Boss, everyone knows you like him, stop being in denial.” He snickers at the surprised look on Kyungsoo’s face.
“I’ll fire you all!” He shouts.
“You couldn’t fire me if you wanted to. Who would be here to cheer you on? Fighting!” Jongdae bottles up a fist and pumps it into the air.
“Put a lid on it, will you? Get back to work.” Kyungsoo shakes his head. He silently curses himself for letting the others know his feelings so easily.
ahhhh i love the dog headcanons they're so cute! that st. bernard is probably larger than chopper tbh. which dogs would the rest of the supernovas have?
Can you do Ace,Sano and Shanks with a dog too please?
Hello, Blen-san! I would like to request dogcanons for any character that you’d like. I’d be supper happy if you do so! P.S. i really like your blog 😁
i’m so happy you like my blog? :D LIKE awww thank you a lot! And I’D love to do more dogcanons tbh! They’re beyond adorable and make me SUPER happy because I love dogs and Im about to adopt my first own one <3 and Im also SOO sorry for all the other requests that are delayed, i want to do them justice and work on them once im creative enough again, long story short dogcanons make me uber happy <3
btw Kid and Law’s dog are heavily inspired from @op-heartstealers, but I sadly cant link anything since she deleted her blog
Bonney would get an English Bulldog
It wouldn’t matter to her if it was a male or female one she loves it either way
the damn dog eat about as much as Bonney herself lol
Bonney’s Bulldog is pretty drooly too and affectionate around Bonney and her crewmates, also lazy as fuck
not because of it’s just because it’s Bonney’s dog
Bonney trained it to tug at her boots whenever it senses a hot girl
This gorgeous creature is Kid’s dog, a pitbull
He’d get a boy probably and he heavily plays into the stereotype of pitbulls being aggressive
He loves his dog, and his pitbull is very well trained and only listens to Kid
He’s very affectionate around children at which Kid rolls his eyes at
The crew loves him too and feeds him with leftover meat
Kid always styles him in a really intimidating manner, like spikey collar and a dog leash decorated with small metal sculls
(btw pitbulls arent aggressive per se, they are family and guard dogs first an foremost, the aggressive and violent behaviour of some pitbulls comes from irresponsible owners)
Capone’s pride and joy
his male little Papillon
Capone loves his Papillon, his son and his wife and crew (in exactly that order)
spoils him rotten
he’d give him a fancy male italian name like “Donatello” or “Michelangelo”
and dress him up with a bowtie
Capone has pictures of his dog inside him as well as professional expensive paintings
Now Hawkin’s would get himself an Afghan Hound, with long beautiful golden hair (fur?)
She’d be female and Hawkins would give her a name like…”Morgana” or “Ursula” or something like that
She’d be by his side and most of the time and get lots of cuddling sessions with all the Hawkins pirates
Hawkins also gets her a a long purple coat so they can match
I feel like Killer would get a Boxer!
A male one as well, he wouldnt want to get a stereotypically aggressive one like a Pitbull like Kid he rather has a really even tempered and playful one
His Boxer is very active and wont leave Killer’s side
Very good friends with Kid’s dog, to parallel their owners, Killer’s Boxer often seems like the reasonable one, especially since he’s a bit older too
He doesnt mind that he never saw Killer’s face, he can perfectly sense his owner by his scent (and blonde locks)
Ok so Drake gets himself a Golden Retriever
He doesn’t care about the sex of the dog but he would specifically want this breed just because they just look like the embodiment of sunshine
Drake’s Retriever can totally make him smile
And it loves their owner sooooooo much
Drake would let his dog get out and explore whatever island they’re currently docked on and you guessed it would bring a horde of kids to the ship who wanna pet the dog and Drake’s Retriever fucking loves it
Drake would absently pet him whenever reading something
Urouge would get a Tibetan Mastiff
It just really fits aesthetically both being super large and all
Urouge wanders a lot with him and the Mastiff really likes climbing mountains just like their owner
He’d actually feed him with a lot of sweets, just not chocolate but yeah Dog sweets
his crewmates made fake wings the dog can wear for aesthetics
Law would 1000000% a German Shepherd Dog
She’d be female because Law thinks they’re easier to train, and dammit she’s very well trained
Law’s German Shepherd, Killer’s Boxer, Kid’s Pitbull, Hawkins’ Afghan and Sabo’s Husky are the best trained dogs on this list
She’s super smart (she once beat Bepo in Tic Tac Toe three times in a row)
carries Law’s sword around whenever he puts it down
very protective of Law
IDK WHY BUT HE WOULD NAME HER “ELIZA”
Apoo’s Havanese is totally the most playful and adorable one of this bunch, 10/10
It’d be a girl and she loves APOO SO MUCH, they love each other a whole damn lot
She loves it when he sings or plays an instrument for her
as much as she’s playful and lovely around Apoo she’s kinda wary and much on guard with strangers, she barks at them most of the time and stays close to Apoo
much like her owner she’s LOUD
Ace would probably have a Doberman and it would be a male
He’d give him a name like “Apollo” or “Ares”
he only listens to Ace, Ace thinks it’s cool but his dog is a little aggressive so he has to keep an eye on him
other than that he’s a cuddle monster, he’s infatuated with Ace
very fun loving but not afraid to pull lots of shenanigans and honestly? He isn’t super well trained, this one is totally on Ace
Everybody on the Moby Dick about Ace’s Doberman: “He’s an asshole but we love him.”
he would have a Husky and she would be female
she’s all calm around a lot of people, when it’s only her and Sabo she’d jump right into his arms and lick his face
she can be very sweet and let everybody pet her but as soon as Sabo gives the command she can make a 180 and go wilde
she’s very protective of Sabo, nobody can go anywhere near Sabo while he’s sleeping, she will lowly growl at you all like, “I dare you mofo get another step near my human.”
He’d give her a fitting name for a husky girl like “Lyanna” or “Darcy”
And this is Shanks’ dog, an Irish Settler
I feel like he’d get a girl too just to have at least one lady on his ship lol
She’s very affectionate and playful just like Shanks
they’re ginger buddíes
very even tempered and LOVES kids a lot just like her owner
He’d let her wear funny stuff like ties or funny hats and laugh himself into an early grave
She’s the first one to put an end to his drinking before he gets too drunk and gently tugs at his fugly pants then
Some while ago I got an ask on my personal blog to help with this
and because I had a lot of stuff with school and because I’m soo lazy, I didn’t
do it straight away, but here we are! None of the pictures belong to me.
Let’s start with the eldest, shall we?
JINHO - Okay, so, Jinho used to be an
SM trainee, but he left them, and honestly I’m so glad bc SM lost a gem. He’s
the main vocal and even though he’s the eldest, he’s the shortest ;-; he has
this adorable smile when his eyes crinkle *cries* fyi if you watch ‘Gorilla’
he’s the one in the Nirvana shirt
HUI - our brave leader and main vocal!
He takes care of the members but also loves joking around. You’ll easily
recognize him by his fluffy hair and such plump lips, like
damn. And when he smiles, oh my God… He has that eye smile and it’s the
purest think ever.
just look at him omg
HONGSEOK - has some serious visuals,
main vocal, hard worker. Was under YG, was in that reality survival show where
iKON was formed and he did’t pass, so he moved to Cube and he’s ours now ^.^ He
has such pretty eyes and plump lips and a unique face so it’s easy to recognize
him, intellectual, a bit darker skin than the others, A B S
E’DAWN - main rapper, dancer, on the shorter side of Pentagon, basically a big ball of weirdness, kinda reminds me of G-Dragon with his rapping, usually parts his hair down the middle. Sang with Hyuna on her “Roll Deep” performance, fellow gemini,
SHINWON - tbh, the first time I saw him, he reminded me of Chanyeol (??) He’s the sub vocalist, tall as fuck and loves to joke around and laugh. He hangs out a lot with the rap line, visual, can play the piano, cuts paper with his cheekbones, in their latest Vapp video, I noticed that he likes unbuttoning his shirt
YEO ONE - Lead vocalist, so pretty he puts Taeyeon to shame, seriously he’s so beautiful. He’s a hard worker and really talkative, has a cheerful personality. He’s very good at dancing and acting, he actually appeared in a web drama
YANAN - Another tall member, Chinese, sub vocalist never had a girlfriend, so soft-spoken and gentle with the cutest smile ever. yes, bias >< can look like a bad boy or an angel, there’s no in between
YUTO - Sub rapper, Japanese, acts like he’s emotionless,has a poker face a lot, but he’s actually a huge softie, tall, when watching their mv’s he’s the one with an insanely deep voice
KINO - Sub vocalist and lead dancer, he’s seriously a dancing machine. Has a very bright personality, loves to smile and just overall a nice person, very talented, maknae line loves to joke around. He’s only like 8 months older than me, I can’t believe *cries*
WOOSEOK - When I saw the Gorilla thumbnail, I was like “Kris?! :O” I’ve also heard of people comparing him to S.Coups, or a mix between those two. He’s the maknae and the main rapper, likes anime, the tallest in the group, looks like a bad boy but he’s a cutie :3
Basically half of the group are my biases and the other half are bias wreckers
my list of awesome person (i’m going to use he she her him random only because idk if the person want the gender show :3 and i’m lazy coff coff)
@chronictale one of my best friend. he is just one of the most awesome person i meet not only his art: he is a very good person for talk and we have like all in common. he like my favorite violinist, he like the video i link to him and we like the same comics and more we are mirror XD …this is a little scary sometime hahaha no he is awesome. and isn’t a joke. so yeah pretty mirror XD …. XD oh and before i forgot his au is amazing but for now is slow down waiting news :3
@camilieroart he is the best ship partner i’ve :3 and i call him lili eh eh :3 i can’t tell to much because he is a little jealous but he is adorable blush all time i talk with him XD… near much near he is going to start his au so let’s wait and his doodle are so funny just care he become angry if someone try to date me XD
@ravnicawatchwolf is my uncle yes we can say that XD. he create nx design so if you want be angry with someone XD you know who assault hahah. i like this guys can make awesome gif and is much popular in some game to and sorry for all that anon ask they send you for my deck XD but that is what i’m ! we meet under a endertale page with a pun war XD like 5 day of pun XD. well your nightmare is here for you eheh eh
@xxmileikaivanaxx is milei !!!! is impossible don’t know her and @deusn one of the most nice guys i meet eh eh … this duo is the most cute on tumblr and i havent see enough fan art with this two ehj eh. well milei is the queen of the hug with a awesome au!! and deusn is the knight !! one of the most awesome o.c on tumblr for me ….well i love to much undyne sorry deusn XD
@z-artblog and now is my z bro time ! eh eh he is a awesome artist and not only! he have a beautiful sincere personality people don’t like that but for me is one of the most respectable thing of him! but if we talk about his art…well i can’t my mouth fall XD is so good !!! not only the background but the draw to ! gif of background all is amazing !!!!!!!!!
@lazycb i meet him only 1 month ago? day more or not and we are friend !!! he say i answer your ask but i can only do a fast traditional art but is going to don’t be so great…*thunder* she make a museum paint o.O something like ….you can remove your eyes now! i’m going to comment all his draw XD
@lazy-cocoei my child :3 she is over busy this day and she grow happy birthday again little bean eh eh.. i love cheer her because she have a great talent and well is a smoll bean so i’ve much time for cheer her :3…gj little child
@mysterydog133 like lazy she is my puppy XD ahha idk why i do this XD….. she have a big talent and because she is young i think she is going to be one of the best artist! i’m so proud of all that draw ..why proud she is my puppy and she have an awesome au ! you should check it @undermind122 i want link the cocoei one to but she havent start it yet :p soo good luck to all
…..my hand hurt and i’m at 1/5 of all name sooo i do 10 name or near 10 name for time!
so this week i got to 100 followers ?? thank you soo much to each one of you that follows me ?? idk why you did it but thanks for sticking up with me:( ilysm !!
this is a list of some of the blogs that i follow but all of them are really cool and i love them so much (i’m just including my mutuals because i’m lazy as that but i’m not bolding my ‘favorites’ because i don’t want anyone to feel bad)
i didn’t ordered them on alphabetical order but from the ones that followed me first to my recent mutuals
i love each one of you and thanks to the ones that’ve talked to me (also sorry i can’t keep a conversation ?? i’m really bad at it) and given me advise when i’m a mess (i’m always a mess but lets ignore that).
↳ INSTAGRAM : GABE DOMBROVA UPLOADED A NEW PHOTO !
@gabrieldb: i can’t believe there’s only an eight year gap between these two photos. that first picture? that was taken right before i dropped you off at your first school dance and that second one was taken this morning at the airport. as you can tell, i was not happy to see you go. in both moments i was completely nerve-racked and i felt a heavy reluctance in my heart, but words cannot describe how incredibly proud i am of you, beatrice. having you, i think, is the pivotal moment in my life that lead me to happiness and where i am today. i could not thank you enough for granting me the utmost joy of being your father. you give cambridge hell, okay?
You're one of my favorite blogs!!! Can you rec me other harry-only blogs you love????
Okay first off I can’t believe I am anyone’s favorite blog and that just makes my whole day <3 Second, I am soo sorry for doing this literally a million years after the fact, but I just saw it still sitting in my inbox! And on moral grounds I cannot continue to ignore it even though blog recs give me SUCH anxiety lol. I’m not even going to attempt to list all the blogs I love (cause I have a couple hundred mutuals and I love every one of them) and I’m too lazy to verify that these people blog only harry 100% of the time, but if they’re on this list, then I’d say mostly harry? And also I love them a lot? And also sorry for this super long preamble you didn’t ask for lol. Anyway:
“Is it just me, or have people been acting…weirder than usual lately?” he asks, from flat on his back on the porch, basking in the heat of the sinking sun and the chill of the water evaporating off of him and the dull, slow ache in all his muscles from running around with Soos ambushing (okay, being ambushed by) Wendy and Mabel with water guns all afternoon. The wood underneath his back is rough and sun-warmed, both splinters and heat slowly working their way into his skin, and from where he lies he can just see a sliver of glaring blue out of the corner of his right eye, past the edge of the sagging porch roof.
“Define ‘weirder than usual’,” Wendy says, from the couch somewhere to Dipper’s left, her voice lazy and languid as the quiet buzz from the trees out ringing the yard. Dipper can’t muster the energy to turn and look at her; he remembers her falling sprawled across the cushions, one arm up over the back. As far as he knows, she hasn’t moved.
“Yeah, Dipper, this is Gravity Falls -” Mabel starts, and Dipper groans.
“That’s why I said 'weirder than usual’, Mabel. Weirder than usual.”
Hewwo! Sooo, I have an Au Idea. Don’t know of the idea already existing or if it is actually a thing, please inform me if soo, but my idea is of an Bbs For Honor Au. I was thinking that though there is three sides fighting the war, can’t some of the bbs be just survivers trying to escape the war? Like, some merchants, Travelers who got caught in it?
I was thinking of who could be what character but I just realized half way through typing I didn’t know the names of the characters so deal with my explanation for the characters as I was too Lazy to find the names.
Evan- The Fast Samurai with a Medium to Large blade. (Not the one that wears a mask similar to Delirious). Or could be Knight.
Delirious- The Samurai with a stick/Blade thing and Mask, Or he could be in a surviver/ Merchant grouped with Cartoonz,Ohm,Bryce,Gorilla. (Even though Gorilla is barely ever put in picture of the group.)
Cartoonz- Peace Keeper and or a Bad Ass Surviver/Traveler.
Ohm-Merchant/Some Form of Knight.
Bryce- Traveler or Merchant, If voted on, A Samurai. (Samurai of any type)
Moo- Merchant/ Medic Traveler/ Medic Surviver
Brian- Viking (of any Kind) or a mechanic (during that time) or a Traveling inventor.
Nogla- Vikings or Knights. A Very clumsy one, In fact. (Mostly Viking In my opinion. Any type of Viking)
Marcel- Knights or Vikings (Mostly Knight in my opinion)
Wildcat/Tyler- A Viking or Knight (Mostly Viking in my opinion. Any Kind of Viking) Or if wished could be somebody who betrayed their group.
Mini- A Merchant/Surviver.
407- Samurai or Knights, maybe also Traveler, If voted.
BJP/ Anthony- Viking or Knights.
Gorilla- Traveler/Surviver or Viking
So, That is all the people I could think of at the moment. Please add Bbs characters or friends of the Bbs Boys with what you think. Also as said, If this Au already exists, please inform me and also please tell me where I could find the stories for it.