i was seriously crying so much while reading this i literally put my face in my hands and screamed

Jerome Valeska Imagine - He Takes You With Him

Originally posted by im-very-odd33

Originally posted by reversedbeat

Your P.O.V.

My heart felt like it could explode any minute. The bus smelled like gasoline and I knew that we could all die very soon. Our hands were cuffed into some chains so no one could leave this bus. The red head who was behind this all was walking closer to me. It was Jerome Valeska. He had killed his own mother. It was all around the news not so long ago.

It’s not like I cared about the girls in this bus. In fact, I hated them all. They had treated me like shit since I joined this team. I was more worried about my own life. He just tried to set this thing on fire but his lighter didn’t work. Now he wanted a lighter from us.

’I asked you something. Anyone got a light?’’ Jerome had to repeat himself a little angrily. The other girls cried and tried to tell him no. Then there was me. ‘’Yes’’ I managed to say with fear in my voice. Jerome turned to look at me just as the police sirens came closer. Only his eyes made a shiver run down my spine.

‘’Well well well look at you’’ He giggled and put his gun against my head. Oh shit. ‘’Give it to me’’ He demanded more seriously. That’s when I raised my hands to show him that they were still cuffed. Jerome sighed and rolled his eyes before he actually uncuffed me. Some of the girls were staring at me in disbelief. How could she do that? Is she fucking serious? I could almost read their minds by the looks on their faces.

‘’Now hand it over’’ Jerome reminded me, snapping me out of my thoughts. With trembling hands I grabbed my black bag. I emptied it and then scavenged through my stuff. Then I found it, my orange lighter I used to the few cigarettes I smoked when I was really stressed. ‘’Since you were so kind, I’ll take you with me’’ Jerome said and then laughed. My eyes widened and I felt sick.

I would go with him?

Jerome grabbed my arm and yanked me up. Me knees were shaky but I managed to walk. As we got out of the bus I saw police cars. The officers were hiding and pointing at the bus with their guns.A part of me wished that someone would save me but on the other hand, I wanted to go with Jerome as well. This made me feel so alive.

‘’Ha ha ha!’’ Jerome laughed even more. He enjoyed this so much. The police couldn’t shoot towards the bus because it could set on fire. ‘’Here loser, light ‘em up!’’ Jerome yelled and then threw the lighter to one of his friends. Before I could think of anything else, he started running towards a red truck. Of course I had to run as well since his grip on me was tight.

‘’Get in!’’ Jerome growled and literally pushed me inside. The driver hit the gas pedal Jerome was standing on the stairs and he looked at the cops. We escaped just like that.

I looked behind us and at the same second I saw the bus. Fire spread wildly and the entire thing was burning. Black thick smoke rose in the air and parts of the bus fell off already. A few seconds later the fire had done enough damage to make it explode.

I should cry, I should scream and beg for mercy. I should feel guilty. But I didn’t.

Jerome got inside now and he shut the door. It made me look away from the crime scene. ‘’Is it just me or does it smell like roasted beef in here?’’ Jerome cracked a joke. He probably thought that I’d be crying by now.

‘’A little’’ I replied quietly. The corners of my mouth curved into a smile. I was free. The people who hated me were gone forever. 

‘’Hmm looks like you aren’t as sane as I thought you were’’ Jerome snickered while playing with his gun. Maybe I was a little  insane, because it had been a long time since I was so happy the last time. Damn I was in a truck with criminals that broke out of Arkham and I felt free.

‘’I hope there’s a shower wherever we’re going because I smell like gasoline’’ I told Jerome and looked into his pretty eyes. He wasn’t so scary now. Yes I was scared in the bus because I thought I was going to die. But now I wasn’t. He seemed pretty cool.

‘’Oh trust me the shower is the fanciest you’ve ever seen. The place is like a palace’’ Jerome assured me which made me smile. ‘’Now would you want to tell me your name?’’ He asked me which reminded me of the reality of things. We didn’t even know each other. Let’s get started then.

‘’I’m Y/N’’

And just like that the story of chaos began..

Make Me Forget Part 1 ( G.D )

Summary: Certain moments in life and certain people are worth forgetting. Forget the pain, and forget the ones who hurt you. But sometimes you need a little help to forget. Can he make her forget? Or will she forget him?

Word Count: 2,847

Warnings: Some cursing.

A/N: I don’t know if any of you guys remember, but I started this series a while back, but I stopped continuing it after like 3 parts. I kind of fell in love with the story line again, so I figured why not bring it back. I made a few changes, and tweaked up a few things, so I hope you guys enjoy it! Please feel free to leave me some feed back! 

Also S/O to my favorite assclown @lane-switch-dolan for pushing me to bring this back! Thanks boo! Love you <3


Originally posted by tuesdaygirl8055

Reader’s POV

“Two years! Two fucking years, and he breaks up with me over a damn text message?” I shouted at myself, as I pace around my apartment searching for my car keys. I managed to find them, and walked over to the kitchen island to grab my purse, before making my way out the apartment door, and towards my car.

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Hogwarts! Jeonghan

anon requested: “hello hello! i really loved reading your hogwarts aus;; can i request a jeonghan one?? ty if you do this! <3”

@willowtree8 requested: “Hey love your writing. Especially the hogwarts au’s, so could you make a Jeonghan Hogwarts Au for me. And could you make the s/o a raveclaw, if it’s not to much to ask. Thanks so much!”

anon requested: “Can I please request a hogwarts jeonghan au! 💚✨”

  •  fifth year Slytherin
  • also a prefect with Joshua and Seungcheol
  • he was surprised when he found out he got selected as a prefect
  • but no one else was
  • Jeonghan tends to mother everyone
  • “Yah! Eat your food!”
  • “Don’t skip meals or I’ll give you detention.”
  • “If you don’t sleep, you’ll end up napping in classes, and miss vital information.”
  • “Hey just because I nap in class doesn’t mean you can!!! Your education is important!!!”
  • knows almost everyone’s names
  • don’t even be surprised if you walk by him in the halls
  • “Your robes are a bit crooked, here.” he’ll call you by name and fix it for you before waving goodbye
  • usually seen sitting under some tree with a first year or other younger students
  • giving them advice and counseling sessions
  • and because of this also knows all the latest gossip at Hogwarts
  • “Did you hear about the first year that got kicked out for trying to set the whomping willow on fire?”
  • “I heard the professor from muggle studies is dating!”
  • “There’s supposed to be a prank planned for the potions master by some of the older students, don’t get caught in the crossfire" 
  • absolutely adores Ravenclaw’s first year, Chan
  • always following Chan to make sure he eats and babies him a lot
  • "Chan, who’s baby are you?”
  • babies all of his friends though
  • “Seokmin, don’t read books upside down while walking, you’ll get a headache or run into a pillar, again.”
  • “Seungcheol, you should sit straight and not slouch or you’ll complain about back pains after quidditch practice.”
  • “Minghao, just cuz you think you’re cool, doesn’t mean it’s cool to not eat lunch.”
  • “Get your butt over here and explain yourself before I hex it out of you.”
  • suffice to say, may use his prefect powers a bit too much
  • “But professor, he was trying to prank a first year, I just used my powers as a prefect to get a bit of revenge. It was totally called for!!!!”
  • pranks everyone a lot too
  • “Jeonghan!!!”
  • “Yeeeeessss?”
  • “Why is my hw flying away from me?”
  • “I may or may not have cast a spell on it.” //evil giggling//
  • “But you’re a prefect!”
  • “Which is why you won’t tell the professor or else I’ll give you detention!”
  • even with all the pranking though
  • everyone knows they can go to Jeonghan for advice
  • literally the best second mother to everyone ever
  • always listening to students talk about friend drama
  • or stress problems
  • or schoolwork complaints
  • and never refuses to ignore someone who needs help
  • which is probably why all the teachers still tolerate him sending himself a howler every year around Christmas just so everyone can hear him singing Christmas songs all across the hall
  • his voice is freaking angelic anyway so no one complains
  • he's friends with everyone too
  • one time you’re sitting in the library
  • with your charms paper in front of you trying not to fall asleep on top of it
  • and you see Jeonghan walk in with Joshua
  • and Joshua leaves after a bit
  • leaving Jeonghan alone
  • now if you haven’t been living under a rock in the forbidden forest
  • you knew Jeonghan
  • literally all of Hogwarts knows Jeonghan and his friend group
  • the 13 boys from all four houses that were the best of friends
  • and so you were curious why he was alone in the library
  • you watched as he settled his stuff down on a desk and started writing a paper
  • you’re a fourth year ravenclaw so you don’t really have any classes with him
  • you’ve just kind of seen him around helping everyone
  • and you think he’s super sweet for trying to help everyone
  • but now that you’re looking at him from across the library
  • you notice he’s really cute too
  • the way his round wire-framed silver glasses sat neatly and gracefully on the bridge of his nose
  • the way his hair framed his forehead in a half heart shape
  • the way he set his chin on his fist to write his paper
  • you smiled at the sight, he was seriously good-looking
  • sighing, ‘outta my league too’ you thought to yourself
  • you went on to continue writing your paper
  • a little while later you finished
  • and get up about to leave
  • when you notice a frown on his face as he stares up at a bookshelf
  • you hear him audibly sigh a few times
  • and scratch his head angrily
  • so what the heck
  • you and whatever nonexistent confidence
  • you walked over and set your things down gently across from him
  • “Hey Jeonghan, are you ok?”
  • he looks up at you in surprise
  • “I’m y/n,” you say sheepishly forgetting that he probably doesn’t know you even though you always hear about him from everyone else
  • “No I know, you’re f/n’s friend, she talked about you once when you guys had that fight.”
  • “She did?”
  • “Yea, she was crying and asking how to tell you she was sorry and stuff” he said, “she even showed me a picture” he laughed
  • “Wow, well…” you’re speechless
  • the famous counselor Jeonghan knows you???
  • “I’m glad you guys made up.” He said smiling
  • “I’m just glad you made her feel better, it was just a misunderstanding.”
  • he gave another small smile before the frown returned to his face and he buried his face in his hands
  • “Well I just…” you start nervously, “I just wanted to ask if you’re ok. Usually you’re always helping everyone and it seems like there’s something wrong so, just know if you need someone to talk to, I’m here.” you say finally nodding slowly
  • you watch as the tiniest of smiles reappears on Jeonghan’s face
  • “That’s really nice of you to offer.”
  • you wait to see if he elaborates
  • “I’ve just been a bit tired lately, with studying for the O.W.L.’s and whatnot.”
  • you nod making reassuring eye contact with him
  • “My scores in transfiguration aren’t the best right now, but since I’m kind of the one everyone looks to for help when they’re stressed, I try really hard not to let the others know when I’m worried myself.” he said puffing his cheeks a bit
  • you stared at him for a bit
  • Jeonghan must genuinely care so much for everyone if he went to the point of sitting by himself in the library just to make sure his friends weren’t worried
  • “Well, I’m not sure if I’m any help as a fourth year” you say timidly, “but my best subject is transfiguration, and I have older siblings who show me stuff all the time. Let me see what you’re having trouble with.”
  • he looks at you a bit skeptically before turning the textbook he was reading around for you to see
  • it’s a diagram of the vanishing spell, a transfiguration spell that will most likely be on the O.W.L.’s
  • you smile up at Jeonghan
  • “Hey I know this one really well! My brother showed me ages ago.”
  • “Really? I’m struggling with it a lot, but I guess it must be easy for a Ravenclaw.” he smiled
  • your breath caught a bit as you felt your heart race a bit at his smile
  • you thought that Jeonghan’s smile was the best thing in the world
  • and you wanted to make sure he kept smiling since he made everyone around him as happy as he could
  • the boy was everyone’s saving grace from a bad day or bad moods in general
  • Hogwart’s own fallen angel
  • so you steeled your nerves and gathered up some more courage
  • “Let’s meet tomorrow, I’ll definitely help you.” you say confidently
  • “Why would you go through that trouble.” he frowned again making your heart ache
  • “Because you help everyone around here, it’s about time we repaid the favor.”
  • so you meet him out on the grounds the next day and you can tell he’s pretty nervous
  • but you’re pretty confident and you have like five bottles of butter beer and pumpkin juice lined up next to a few bowls of water you set up on the ground
  • “Rules are simple, for every vanishing spell you do perfectly, I’ll treat you to a free drink!” you call laughing
  • you notice he lightens up and starts smiling with you
  • the both of you work the afternoon away
  • you helping him with wand technique
  • and when he gets it perfectly for the first time
  • in a moment of screaming elated excitement
  • he turns to you with the biggest grin on his face as he hugs you
  • and promptly realizes what he did
  • and you both turn pink and start blushing as you pull away
  • but PROGRESS!!!!
  • you’re so happy he finally did it and he’s super thankful too
  • in the end he has it down
  • and you both just sit watching the sunset while sipping your bottles of pumpkin juice
  • “Who needs a vanishing spell when you can just drink the delicious drink, right?” you giggle raising your bottle for a toast
  • and as Jeonghan returns it with a gentle clink of his bottle to yours
  • you sigh contentedly proud you could be of some help
  • the next few weeks you don’t see Jeonghan around that much
  • for obvious reasons of course
  • you’re both a year apart and in different houses
  • but whenever you do see him in the hallways he gives you a big grin and literally runs up to you to give you a hug
  • or yell and jump around with you because he did well on his transfiguration exam
  • and although you don’t see him as much as you want to
  • you’re really happy to see him smiling again
  • an angel’s smile
  • you’re walking into charms one day when Wonwoo comes up to you
  • shaking his head in disbelief as he hands you a letter
  • “Honestly, making me a delivery owl, I thought I had more respect to my name than this” he joked and laughed giving you a smile
  • you open it and read it
  • “Thanks for all your help y/n, to celebrate I’m buying you butter beer at Hogsmeade, oh and I told Wonwoo not to leave you alone until you said yes.”
  • you look up at Wonwoo, a huge smile on your face
  • “Sorry you got put up to this” you laugh
  • “He doesn’t stop glowing about you now, never seen hyung so happy about anyone,” Wonwoo shakes his head while laughing, “So to save me some time, just say yes?”
  • “Of course, haha thank you Mr. owl.”
  • “I don’t get paid in owl treats for this you know.”
  • and when the weekend rolls by you’re super excited
  • and you put on your best outfit
  • even though you think you’re crazy
  • not like it was a date or anything, just a fifth year thanking you for helping him out in a class
  • but you couldn’t help the smile that crept up your face as you walked into Hogsmeade
  • to see Jeonghan there with a small bouquet of flowers
  • and freaking Joshua and Seungcheol laughing their asses off at Jeonghan before he turned around to threaten to smack them with the flowers
  • “Here.” he said smiling nervously before giving them to you
  • “Aww they’re so pretty thank you.” you laugh taking them into your arms
  • “I just can’t thank you enough, y/n.” he stands a bit awkwardly before Seungcheol comes up behind the two of you
  • “Not to be blunt and all… but I’m going to go practice quidditch. And leave the two of you alone. Yea.” Seungcheol laughs and you can literally see Jeonghan shooting lasers at Seungcheol with his eyes
  • oh but the best part
  • freaking Hong Jisoo
  • walks up to the two of you
  • with this sly af smile on his face
  • “Hey y/n, I’m going to take off too. You see, Jeonghan shoved me into a broom closet once because I had a crush on this person, and it must have worked because we’re dating now, but I still haven’t completely forgiven Jeonghan, and so I thought now would be a great time….”
  • “Shua I swear if you-”
  • “Take this as a metaphorical broom closet and I apologize profusely.”
  • Joshua gives you a sheepish smile before Seungcheol gives you a gentle push, causing you to trip before Jeonghan catches you in his arms
  • and legit Seungcheol and Joshua running away laughing
  • “I THOUGHT THE TWO OF YOU WERE PREFECTS, I’M REPORTING YOU FOR EMOTIONAL AND PHYSICAL ABUSE!!!!” Jeonghan yelled after them
  • the both of you still blushing as he’s still holding you in his arms
  • “So….”
  • “So I’m just going to be honest and admit I wanted to ask you out on a date properly, but it seems my friends may have ruined the surprise.” Jeonghan chuckled
  • you stare at him in shock
  • “Wait you like me?”
  • “Yea.”
  • “Really?”
  • “I said yes already y/n keep up.” he laughed and tousled your hair lightly
  • “I-”
  • “It’s ok if you don't like me back, it’s just you made me feel like I could take time for myself and be worried and not have to hide anything. It’s was really nice.”
  • “No I like you, too, like a lot.” you laughed
  • “That’s actually perfect I was just pretending you not liking me back was ok, but I literally was freaking out on the inside so much thank you.”
  • and you both collapse into a fit of giggles in the middle of Hogsmeade blushing but happy
  • “So you’ll be my girlfriend?”
  • “Of course.”
  • and literally anyone seeing the two of you together would literally die from the cuteness how could they not
  • everyone
  • all the students  calling you and Jeonghan their parents
  • “Look it’s my mom and dad, aren’t they such goals ;,,,,)”
  • as you guys walk around the school grounds hand in hand, giggling together
  • he’d randomly stop walking just to hold you in his arms a bit
  • “EWWWWWWWW NO PDA IN PUBLIC, NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE THAT”
  • “Shut it Seungkwan!”
  • and everyone going to you and Jeonghan for relationship advice now too
  • “We don’t ever fight you can trust our advice.”
  • “What the heck, Jeonghan you’re always arguing with me.”
  • “HEY ARGUING ABOUT WHAT FOOD WE SHOULD EAT AND WHO GETS TO HOLD WHO FOR CUDDLING DOES NOT COUNT.”
  • “Ok got me there.”
  • like the two of you going around calling yourselves cupids and matchmakers
  • “Look at us, aren’t we the cutest couple you’ve ever seen?”
  • and legit being the silliest couple ever around valentines day
  • bewitching miniature statues of cupid to go around pelting people with chocolates and paper arrows
  • and giving each other high fives as the cupids start attacking Seungcheol
  • “MAKE THEM STOP.”
  • “Nah I think they’ve got the right idea.”
  • definitely the fallen angel couple with your pranks on one side and lovey dovey advice on the other
  • “Honest;y we’re a blessing to this school.”
  • “Which is why we’re stuck cleaning up all these paper arrows the cupids shot everyone?”
  • “Hey detention is more fun with two people!”
  • “What angel gets detention?”
  • “Your boyfriend does, now shh and get the broom.”

Originally posted by junghan

MASTERLIST

~ admin jess

okay, it took me a while to write everything down, but here are my thoughts and reactions to the last 19 days chapter!! (an alternative title for this could be ‘how to make people regret asking about your thoughts’)

anyway, it’s been pretty hard for me to put some order to my thoughts, because im just!!!!!!! so in love with this chapter!!!!!!!! it’s been a whole day and im still such a mess, there are noises coming out of my mouth but they’re not human, and i can’t find the right words to express how i feel because this update wAS TOO MUCH FOR MY POOR HEART

i think this might be my favorite tianshan chapter, tho it’s a very close tie with chapter 185, and im afraid i’ve been kinda all over the place, but hopefully it makes sense!! (putting this under a cut because it’s really long and there are some pictures)

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Block Your Shot - Zach Werenski #9

Originally posted by phillymyers

about/request: Can you possibly do something where werenski does something that really hurts you (find out he cheated/ your relationship started as a bet) and you end up crying and he has to make it up to you

warnings: none

authors note: super cliche but i haven’t written anything close to a ‘relationship as a bet’ thing in a while so i tried my hand at it again. i hope you like it!! i’m also sorry there isn’t much of a him making it up to you part because i got really into my strong, independent woman feelings woops

word count: 1372

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anonymous asked:

Could you write a continuation of skin contact with CS?

I am going to say this now, I don’t normally handle or answer requests this fast, but I’m still high on this idea and I can’t get it out of my head. Like I want to work on my next prompt, but this one won’t leave me alone. So, yeah, I’ve written a continuation of Skin Contact, this time with Emma. So this is Skin Contact Part 2 and 2,500+ words of it.


When Killian arrived in Storybrooke the first time, one of the things he marveled at was modern plumbing, whether for the toilet or the shower. The ability to just pull a lever or turn a knob and control the flow of water had been something just short of miraculous to him. He had always done his best to bath regularly before, but it had been more of a mundane chore than a luxurious exercise; now it was not only easy but also pleasurable and Emma had nearly killed him for his constant and prolonged use of hot water.

It wasn’t until he took a shower for the firsttime days after his son’s birth that he realized that he had become very accustomed to the World Without Magic and that he had taken something so fantastic for granted. The water pounded away the aches in his back, washing away the grime and filth off of him. His muscles calmed and warmth enveloped his bones. He felt like a person again, rather than the barely functioning subhuman he had become.

He was exhausted, more so than he ever remembered being in his entire life. His son had been brought into the world five days ago and he wasn’t sure he or Emma had slept a full minute since. In fact, this shower was probably the first time he had been actually alone in the past few days as he, his wife and stepson had scrambled and struggled to care for the child - an incredibly small and defenseless creature who really had no true way of communicating his needs, which was more nerve wrecking than Killian cared to admit.

The second he turned off the water and briskly toweled off, Killian felt the tiredness creep back in and he sighed in resignation. He had been warned that the first few weeks were the worst but he hadn’t at all been prepared for this. Nothing David, Belle or the countless books he had read could accurately describe the level of sleep deprivation, anxiety and panic that had come with bringing Harrison home.

With more consideration than Killian has ever given, he slowly and quietly opened the door that led to his and Emma’s bedroom, hoping and praying to the gods that he would wake his son, who had been put to bed just before his shower. However, he soon discovered his thoughtful attempt was in vain because the child was awake and feeding away at his mother’s breast. The sight made him smile softly, or did it until he saw Emma’s expression and all joy melted away.

Emma, who was leaning against the headboard of their bed in only a pair of athletic shorts, was visibly shaking with tears leaking down her cheeks. Her teeth were dug painfully into her bottom lip as if she were doing her best to hold back a cry. Big purple bruises sagged under the corners of her eyes, reminding Killian that she had gotten just as little sleep as he had.

“Love, are you alright?” he asked cautiously as he approached, more focused on her than on dressing.

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anonymous asked:

I'm seen a ton of people do MCs that are a little chubby/have a bit of a belly but I've never really seen any with like, a borderline obese MC? Like, they have to wear 4X clothes at least and it really upsets me bc I love body positive posts but I've rarely ever seen one for bigger than a little curvy and well tldr: can I request RFA+V+Saeran with an MC who is obese and really insecure about it?

A/N: I know I said before when I wrote one about MC with a tummy and freckles that it was me but like yo i was wrong this one is me ;A; tho my clothes are usually bigger to fit my shoulders and bust way more than anything else fucking rip i hate clothes Also!!!! Body positivity!!!! Yes!! ~Admin 404

I hope this isn’t too repetitive to the other one I’ve written but??? It’s basically the same thought process??

*YOOSUNG:

           -Loves your body so much!

           -You’re always so warm to cuddle up with!

           -He really doesn’t care what you look like, he loved you for your personality before he even saw you in person

           -You’re so kind-hearted and amazing, why would your looks matter?

           -Reminds you all the time that you’re amazing and absolutely perfect to him!

           -Will buy hoodies that are way too big for him because!!!! He wants you to wear them!!

           -Love love loves to lay his head on your tummy and you play with his hair

           -If you get insecure over it, he cuddles you close and literally refuses to let you go

           -You can get up and try to walk away but he’s literally attached to you

           -When you get tired of dragging him around and give up, he’s ecstatic and peppers your face with kisses- Just wants you to feel good about yourself!!!!

*ZEN:

           -His job relies heavily on looks (and of course talent but shh)

           -But literally does not care what others say about you?

           -Again, you’re so kind-hearted!!! So nice!!!!!! So amazing!!!!!!

           -Personality > looks

           -You look past his looks, so why should it be any different for him?

           - Body worship

           -Tells you there’s no reason to change! Don’t fight him on this MC, he will shut you up with kisses real quick

           -10/10 will straight pick you up and carry you everywhere if you’re insecure

           -“But Zen! I’m heavy!” “Nonsense, you’re as light as the feathers on your wings my angel!”

           - BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH

*JAEHEE:

           -She has to buy bigger clothes as well, to fit her bust!

           -SHE CAN WEAR YOUR CLOTHES!!!!!

           -Really doesn’t care about your body size

           -Judges you by the size of your heart, not your clothes!!

           -Cuddle time is the best!

           -Wants nothing more than for you to love yourself!

           -Will curl up with you, sipping coffee, and watching one of Zen’s DVD’s!

           -When you’re insecure, she will marathon these DVD’s, talk about your guys day, or bring up literally any topic of conversation

           - this lil shit makes you lose your train of thought

           -Once she knows you’re too preoccupied to think about your appearance, she visibly relaxes and puts all of her love into her words and actions

*JUMIN:

           -He’s looking for an emotional connection

           -He doesn’t care what you look like

           -Loves you for you!!! You helped him emotionally!

           -Always holding you close!

           -And??? Elizabeth the Third loves you?????

           -She’s always laying with you! And he loves it!!!!

           -If he notices you’re insecure, he will sit you down and tell you how beautiful you are!

           - will full on make a powerpoint presentation on why he thinks youre amazing

           -Seriously, you’re sitting there for hours upon hours until he believes that you understand his point

           -Enjoys all of the blushing he causes, and at the end of his talk, he’ll drag you to the bedroom to show you just how much he loves it eyebrows wiggling, wink wonk

*SAEYOUNG:

           -You were the one who was able to look past the fake personalities he’s put up

           -You’re the one who’s been through everything with him

           -So he really does not care what you look like

           -You’re so important to him!!!! Looks don’t matter to him!

           -Plus, he loves cuddling with you anyway! More to love! MORE TO LOVE!!!

           -Feels so so so bad when you get insecure!!!

           -He’s insecure as well, so when he sees that you’re insecure he reFUSES

           -DEFENDER OF JUSTICE IS HERE TO SAVE YOU

           -Can and will kiss every inch of you to show how much he loves you

           -Literally lays across you until you give up and admit defeat. Afterwards, he will spend hours upon hours telling you every little thing he loves about you

*V:

           -Devastated!!!

           -How could you talk bad about yourself!!!!

           -He can’t believe it!!! You’re amazing!

           -Why couldn’t you see that?

           -So, you’re plump? Who cares? NOT HIM

           -He thinks you’re soooo beautiful!!!!!

           -You’re his favourite subject matter for pictures!! ALWAYS TAKING PICTURES scream

           -Holds you close every time you’re insecure and makes you go through all of his pictures of you as he tells you every single thing he likes about the picture

           -The moment he has you in his arms though, you will not be leaving. Nope. Not until he knows for sure that you’re accepting of yourself

           -Realizes that it takes a very long time to actually accept yourself and your body, so he promises to help you as long as it takes!! Wants you to love yourself as much as he loves you!!

*SAERAN:

           -Why do you care what you look like?

           -He doesn’t care about what you look like, so why does it bother you?

           - Team Insecure featuring the Choi twins and this MC

           -You’ve helped him through so much!

           -He loves the personality and heart that you possess, so why would the size of your shirt matter?

           -When he catches you being insecure, he will immediately drag you to some place where he can cuddle you

           - saeran i dont wanna cuddle on the floor its cold omg why

           -Will hold you completely against himself, and won’t let you go

           -He lets you get all ranting or crying out while he holds you close, and runs his hands through your hair

           -Waits until you’re almost asleep to whisper how much you mean to him regardless of what you look like, hopefully putting a smile on your face

Anastasia: A New Musical (contains spoilers)

I do not even know where to begin. 

Okay so basically the way the theater accommodated for those of us who had traveled a long distance and couldn’t come back to another date of the show, they let us in to watch the dress rehearsal. I don’t regret it for a second and I’d do it again in a heart beat. Like how many people can say they saw the DRESS REHEARSAL of a show?!

So we got to the theater and they were selling bags, magnets, tee shirts, and posters…I got a shirt and two posters because they were super reasonably priced….and I know once it hits broadway the merch will triple in price. 

So we get seated and no our seats were not as great as we’d originally had…initially I had second row seats for us but since they still had all of the tech stuff set up and the professional photographer needed to get photos….we were sat in the side sections, but that was okay. 

BEFORE the show I went to the bathroom and on my way I saw a woman all made up but in regular clothes and I was like “Damn she looks familiar!” and I went up to her and I said “are you who I think you are?” and she goes “Well I’m in the show” and I said “But you were in Moulin Rouge weren’t you?” and she goes “Yes!” and I proceeded to fangirl hard core and I was like “Oh my god it’s so nice to meet you. I just found out last night that you are in this and I’m so excited because I have loved Moulin Rouge since I was 12 years old” and Caroline took my hand and said I was so sweet and asked me my name….Caroline played Nini Legs in the Air in Moulin Rouge..you know “Don’t worry Shakespeare, you’ll get your ending once the Duke gets his…end….in.” 

So so sweet. She played the new revised version of Sophie in the show. 

SO ONTO THE SHOW ITSELF…I literally spent the Prologue and “Dance of the Romanovs” bawling my eyes out….the show opened with young Anastasia being put to bed by her grandmother and her grandmother giving her the music box….they sing their special song together and then Anastasia’s parents come in and her father offers to dance with Anastasia and it transitions into the ball the night that the Bolsheviks came…..AND GOD DAMN. The thing hurt…bad. AND THERE WERE SO MANY REFERENCES IN THE SHOW THAT YOU’RE LITERALLY ONLY GOING TO GET IF YOU ARE UP ON YOUR ROMANOV KNOWLEDGE….like Alexi trips and falls while dancing with Anastasia and literally everyone stops to see if he’s okay…because Alexi was a hemophiliac. 

And basically the whole show is set up on the premise of Anastasia escaping the house of Special Purposes (or Ipatiev House) in Yekaterinburg. It isn’t entirely clear throughout the show if that’s the case or not because the last we see of young Anastasia is her going back for her music box and an explosion going off….but later in the show Anya shows Dimitri a diamond she’s had this whole time and she tells him one of the Nurses found it sewed into her clothing and she was told to keep it safe and secret until she found someone she could trust….AGAIN another thing you’re only going to pick up on if you’ve actually read about the Romanov murders…but basically the women all sewed their jewels into their corsets to keep them secret and the hope that furthered MANY people’s dreams about the survival of a Romanov for years was that the bullets bounced off one of the girls corsets…

What I loved most about this is despite it being based off Anastasia surviving and then using the core of the film, is the history that was utilized. There is a WHOLE SONG sung by Gleb about how his father was one of the officers who carried out the executions….and how his father died ashamed of what he had done….and Gleb sings about being a little boy and hearing the children laughing inside the gates of the house and then hearing their screams and the shots….and they even have Anya remembering her dog Toby who was murdered with the family…

A few of the songs like “A rumor in St Petersburg” and “Paris Holds the Key to Your Heart” were changed or had different lyrics added but they were fine and I really liked it. “Rumor” had more basis in history and they talked about St. Petersburg being Leningrad and what not…and “Paris” had more explanation on the historical figures that appear in the movie like Josephine Baker, Ernest Hemingway, Isadora Duncan, and Gertrude Stein….which I thought was great. The young lady playing Josephine Baker was a phenomenal dancer. 

There’s more of a background on Dimitri and Vlad in this, and we learn that Dimitri’s father was an outspoken anarchist who was killed in a labor camp for his beliefs…

Another thing that was great is Anastasia’s nightmare is different since Rasputin isn’t involved, but it does involve her just having nightmares in general which has her seeing her parents….so the entire Romanov’s would circle the bed while she was dreaming, demanding she remember…and Alexi breaking my heart by saying “We’re all going to die” which leads into Dimitri coming in to comfort Anya and that leads into the way that Dimitri saw eight year old Anastasia in this is very different but it is a wonderful different and leads to a great duet between the two of them called “In a Crowd of Thousands”. 

ALSO Vlad and Sophie (now Lily) and their relationship is SERIOUSLY explored AND I LOVED IT. You find out where Lily fit into the grand scheme of things as a countess, her relationship with Vlad…I was so excited to see Caroline dancing because her tango in “El Tango de Roxanne” is still one of the best things ever in my life. 

There’s another scene towards the end where Gleb is faced with the decision to do the right or the wrong thing and while this is happening in the background they are showing the soldiers advancing on the Romanov family with the rifles for the execution and the whole thing is so raw…they thankfully do NOT show the Romanov’s being murdered because that would have really made it tough for me to love this show as much as I do…

But the sets, the costumes, the acting, singing, dancing, everything was SO perfect. Broadway has a new big hit on their hands and I really hope it makes it to the Tony’s next year….It deserves it and then some. 

I can’t think of anything else to say right now…I’m just in awe…and a little tired from crying so much during the show…If you have any questions let me know, I’d be more than happy to try and answer them. <3 <3 

Let’s make a baby part 10 D|H

A/N : Well, hello there ! This is part 10 of the LMAB series. I’ve decided that Part 11 will be up before Friday since this part is not about pregnancy month 8. It’s still month 7 since it felt right to continue here. You can find the other parts here.

Phil was the only person I could go to. My parents didn’t live anywhere near London. I know Phil is mainly Dan’s best friend but he was also mine. He had a heart made of gold and was kind enough to let me stay with him. I guess I will never forget the expression on his face as he saw me in front of his door, seven months pregnant and crying my eyes out. Without saying anything he gave me a warm hug and let my inside his flat. As I woke up the morning after the fight, the bed was cold and my hands were searching for Dan’s body heat, but he wasn’t next to me like he used to. That was the moment I realized that I wasn’t stuck in a bad dream. It was all real and my boyfriend was cheating on me. I also will never be able to forget the look on Daniel’s face as he saw me pack my bags. The words he shouted after me were still stuck inside my head. He said he didn’t cheat. But where is my proof ? 24 hours ago I would have trusted Dan with my life. What happened to that ? All trust was gone just like the boy I fell in love with.

I sat up straight. It was 10 in the morning and the sun was shining through the curtains. I saw my phone rest on the bedside table beside me. Luckily I had turned it off during the night. I had more then 100 missed calls from Dan and equally as much texts.

           2.11am           missed call from Danny Boy
           2.25am          'Please come back. I need you.’
           3.00am          'I’m begging you.’
           3.15am           missed call from Danny Boy
           4.06am           Believe me I love you so much.’

It went on like that. The last text I had received was sent 5 minutes ago. It looked like he had stayed up the whole night to call and text me, trying to make me come back. I read those messages, every single one of them, while my hands were shaking and there were tears running down my cheeks.

It took me some time to calm down again. I was still crying when Phil shouted that breakfast was ready. After I didn’t show up for 15 minutes he checked on me and comforted me for over half on hour. That included sitting on the edge of the bed together while I stained his t-shirt with my wet tears. He patted my back and whispered nice words. What did we all do to deserve Phil Lester ?

In the end, he managed to make me feel a little bit better and we eventually had breakfast together. He went shopping early in the morning just to make sure he had healthy stuff for me and Boo.

“Dan keeps bombarding me with messages and calls. He wants to know if you are here with me. Should I keep ignoring him ?” he asked and I slightly nodded my head.

“I will just turn my phone off then.” he said with a smile. Yes, Phil had taken my side not his best friend’s. But that was okay, after what Dan had done right ?

For the rest of the day I tried distracting myself with reading a book. It was hard to concentrate most of the time, though. My life had turned into a huge disaster. My thoughts were going crazy. Maybe I had to be a single mum, for the rest of my days. Boo could only see his dad every second weekend. I was sure that sooner or later I had to go back to my parent’s house. They’d support me and help me and Boo through this. I was just afraid of telling them what happened. My mother would probably cry all night while my dad would probably try to murder Dan. At around five the door bell rang.

“I’ll get it.” Phil said and raised from the couch.

I kept reading until I was interrupted by loud shouting.

“You can’t come in. Just go home, alright ?!” Phil angrily growled.

I put my book aside and curiously listened.

“I need to see her, Phil. Please. I can’t lose Y/N.” I heard Dan plead.

His voice set chills down my spine. I felt a sharp pain in my heart that was currently beating twice as fast. Seconds later the door burst open and revealed Dan’s tall figure. Chasing after him was Phil, who wasn’t strong enough to hold him back. My boyfriend, probably ex boyfriend now, had dark bags under his puffy eyes. His hair was a mess and he was still wearing the same clothes as yesterday.

The sight of him broke my heart into even tinier pieces.

“Y/N” he breathed as he saw my sitting on the sofa, looking just as bad as him.

I silently shook my head as he tried to approach me. Tears filled my eyes again as Phil screamed at him to leave.

“I’m so sorry” Dan cried.

“I really love you and Boo. Nothing could ever change that, I promise.”

I was too broken to say something so I just kept shaking my head. This wasn’t happening. This couldn’t be happening.

“Please, listen to me. Yesterday was a mistake. It was so fucking stupid of me not to tell you everything straight away. I’m not cheating on you, baby. How could I ever do something like that to you.”

By now I was a sobbing mess. I struggled to get enough air into my lungs. Violent sobbing and and a baby pressing against my internal organs was not a very good combination. I started to breath as quickly possible, nearly hyperventilating.

Dan wanted to rush towards me. He wanted to calm me down, like he used to. But he was the reason for the situation I was in right now.

“Howell, LEAVE RIGHT NOW !” Phil shouted with such force, angriness and seriousness that it made me jump in shock.

Daniel tried to protest, he was frustratedly running his huge hands through his messy brown hair.

Soon he realized that it was his presence that crushed me. Boo was now old enough to feel my stress and that baby had done nothing to deserve this. He took one last glance at me, tears streaming from his tired eyes. Then he stumbled towards the door.

If I could turn back time to a few days ago, I would. But somehow I was not able to do so. The bad thing was that I still loved Dan. I literally loved him with all my heart. But all that was left of my heart were tiny bleeding pieces that were floating inside my chest. 

I spent the whole evening thinking about what he had said. 

 I’m not cheating on you, baby. How could I ever do something like that to you.

I can tell you I really wanted to believe this. If it was actually the truth then what was he doing and why did he hide it from me ? 

Victor liked Yuuri all along? (just my own theory)

Ok so I have been thinking about this and I might’ve been hesitant or too lazy to do it but I have this idea that Victor has been watching Yuuri since the beginning

This is going to be kind of long but I’m very passionate about it and I hope this is what’s going on and that THIS would Victor’s back story

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Assassins Daughter Prt 3

Summary: Avengers go to Rocky Horror and Natasha is a little jerk.

WARNINGS: the usual language and what not, but also violence and some kissing. A few sex jokes and violence/implied PTSD.

(A/N): part three everybody thanks for everything guys sorry this one took a little longer than I expected hope you like it!

Originally posted by coloursong

Friday morning you woke up with a groan. You did not make a good morning person ever, and it really didn’t help when FRIDAY had sunlight streaming in your fake window like no tomorrow. You sat up and rubbed your eyes before screaming.

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING NATASHA!?” She was watching you sleep, sitting in a chair reading an old book of yours.

“Well, I was reading this book, before somebody rudely interrupted. She sighed and sat the book down.

“I have news.” She told you.

“Okay well I haven’t had coffee yet.” She handed you a mug. You took a sip from it.

“Not enough sugar, continue with your news.” She rolled her eyes at you before continuing.

“First off, Steve likes you. Like a lot.” You started to say something but she cut you off. “Second thing, Bucky and Clint are totally screwing, and I’m not allowed to tell anyone so you don’t know this.” You looked at her like she was crazy.

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Exo Reaction to Thinking There is Something Serious Upsetting Their Girl, Only to Realise She is Crying About a Book/Fan Fiction

Baekhyun:

He felt the utter and sheer panic lick at his insides when he saw her tears. They had been struggling so much lately because of his career and she had been brought to tears so often. Baekhyun didn’t want to go through it again. 

“Jagi?” he asked her quietly, doing his best to approach her problem sensitively. “Are you okay?” 

“NO I AM NOT OKAY!” she bellowed loudly from the couch as she grabbed the tissues from the coffee table and furiously wiped her tears away. She continued to sob and he officially became terrified. “SNAPE CAN’T JUST PULL A 180 LIKE THAT. IT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.” 

He shook his head as he looked again at the coffee table and saw a thick book laying on it, face down. Harry Potter. She had to be kidding. 

Chanyeol:

He grew so worried when he saw how upset she was. His girlfriend was lying in their bed, just staring at the ceiling as tears rolled down her face from her eyes. He walked up to her, concerned as he sat down next to her and held her hand. 

“Jagiya, what’s wrong?” he asked her quietly, trying to calm her with just the tone of his voice. 

“I can’t talk about it,” she whispered dramatically as she pointed to her laptop that had been tossed aside. “My feels.” 

He picked up the laptop curiously and raised a brow, seeing she had been reading something. He brow twisted as he looked her up and down, his sympathy completely disappearing. 

~~~The Beginning of the End~~~(NaruxSasu. Chapter 19)~~~

Chen:

“OH MY FUCK!” 

Chen’s eyes widened as he heard something thunk. He looked up from the laptop he had been scrolling on and then looked towards the couch curiously. He jerked into motion when he saw tears flooding from his girlfriend’s eyes and ran to her, coming to a stop to kneel in front of her. He reached up and wiped some of the tears away, his face showing her own concerned he was. 

“What’s the matter?”

“Apparently all the Starks need to be dead,” she said as she shook her head, stood up and stomped to their room, slamming the door behind her. “GOD FUCKING DAMN WALDER FREY.” 

Kai:

He choked on the soup he was eating when he heard the sound of an elephant made some kind of shrieking noise coming from his bedroom. He hit his chest, trying to get over the fact that he inhaled liquid as he looked towards the door. Walking to the source of the noise, he found his girlfriend in tears of rage as she stared at her computer screen. He worried that she might have gotten hate from his fans again and frowned. 

“Jagi?” he asked as he walked to her, put his hands on her shoulders and then looked over her shoulder. 

“They killed him,” she mumbled to herself. 

He looked a little closer and stared at the screen past her in order to see what she was so upset about. His eyes found the title of what she was reading. And Then Time Stopped (Edward Cullen Love Story). 

“I’m sorry, are you crying over Twilight fan fiction?” 

Kris:

“ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?” 

He sighed as he rolled his eyes. He didn’t have to guess what happened. She was reading something and it had pissed her off; this was almost a weekly occurrence. 

“THEY KILLED GALBATORIX WITH LOVE???? SERIOUSLY? NO. HE WAS A FACELESS VILLAIN. WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK?” 

Kyungsoo:

He walked into their apartment to hear the sound of her screaming angrily. His eyes widened as he rushed further in and looked into the living room, seeing her throw her laptop across the couch. She kicked the coffee table and tears started to fall from her eyes; he wasn’t sure if it was because of the pain of smashing her foot or what she had read. 

“FUCK YOU JELLYBELLYBEAR10945,” she yelled as her fists shook. “I DIDN’T EVEN WANT THEM TO BE A COUPLE ANYWAYS. JUST LET MY SHIP SINK. WHATEVER.” 

Lay:

“Whyyyyyyy!?” she sobbed in their bathroom. 

She sounded more upset than he had ever heard her and his mind raced. What was she possibly freaking out about in their bathroom? Why was she crying? 

“Whyyyyy did this happen to me? I can’t handle this. How am I going to ever be okay again?” 

Luhan:

He walked into their apartment and found her lying in the middle of the floor in the living room, face down. He looked her up and down as he raised his brow. Was she dead? 

“Baobei?” he asked uncertainly. “What are you doing?” 

“I’m feeling.” 

“Kay,” he said as he backed up slowly and put his hands up. 

Sehun:

Sehun always had trouble dealing with his girlfriend crying because it was so awkward. He would hold her and pat her back, in a way that told everyone watching he had no fucking idea what he was doing, while he waited for her to stop. He never liked doing it, but he did it because he loved her. 

“I just can’t handle all this stress,” she said quietly as she inhaled many breaths rapidly, trying to stop her tears. “All I want is for Cloud fucking Strife to get a chance to be with Sephiroth without everyone telling him he can’t.” 

Suho:

Suho grew very concerned when he heard her sniffles. He walked into their room and saw her under their blankets and the vague shine of a light underneath. He scratched his head as he got closer, investigating. 

“Jagi?” he asked her as he poked at the blanket. “Is everything alright? Your sister isn’t causing trouble again, is she?” 

“What?” she asked suddenly as she moved the blanket and showed him she had been reading by phone light. She wiped her tears. “No, just a sad book.” 

Suho frowned and crawled into bed with her, cuddling her close. He kissed her head, trying his best to make her feel better. It didn’t matter why she was crying; he just wanted her to be happy. 

Tao:

Tao jumped when his girlfriend suddenly started to sob next to him. They had been watching TV, she had looked down at her phone for a few minutes and then suddenly she was weeping. His mind instantly reached for the memory of the first time she had found hate after they were exposed publically. 

“Give me that,” he said as he yanked the phone away from her. 

He looked down at it and frowned in confusion. What the fuck was this? It was a bunch of words…like a story? He scrolled further up and saw the title. Risky Endeavour: GermanyxItaly Hetalia Fic. Chapter 12. 

Xiumin:

They were in public at a restaurant and while they were waiting she pulled out her tablet. She was practically sobbing by the time the waiter came to take their order. He looked at her with concern, figuring she was reading something about her cousin that had passed away but when he took a closer glance he realised she was reading some cheesy romance novel. 

Jungkook - For You

A/N: A scenario for the golden boy’s birthday. I hope you have a wonderful day my precious bby. I love you so much that words can’t describe the way I feel about you.

word count: 3,931

Originally posted by hugtae

“Remember how we meet?” Jungkook rests his head against his palm and gazes at you through the computer screen. “Hmmm… Do I?” He smirks at you. “Stop playing, I’m asking seriously.” He chuckles and sighs. “Of course I remember, I posted a video of me dancing and you commented on it. ‘You are an amazing dancer, fighting!’ ”

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Gatherings grand and small, by Kit (on AO3)/hornkerling (on tumblr)

Fandom: Dragon Age (particularly Dragon Age II)
Words/Chapters: 1399; 1/1
Rating/Warnings: Gen; None
Pairing: Fenris/Female Hawke
Additional Tags: Dragon Age Holiday Cheer, Gift Fic, Grief, Fluff, ridiculous crowd scenes, Found Family

Summary:  Wintersend into First Day on the Hawke estate. Friendship is a quiet thing, until it isn’t. Hawke does not have to grieve alone.

You should read this story when you’re:  Feeling a little bit down, want a refresher on how seriously fucking GREAT the DA2 companion characters are, need a strong dose of family/sister feels, or just want to experience some kick-ass top of the line writing.  

Why I love this story:  Because it’s so good I want to punch myself in the face.  hornkerling as usual delivers impactful lines just FILLED to the brim with quiet emotion, and the voices of her characters are so spot on - and timely.  For a relatively short fic, she not only captures the essence of each character, their motivations and struggles during this particular scene, but delivers them with an economy that keeps the pace moving and - honestly, allows the piece to be entirely self-contained while leaving you wanting more.  A lot more.  So it’s good that she has so many other fics, because you will seriously be hooked.

My favorite line from this fic:  "Child apologies hurt when they’re swallowed.“

Let me tell you what else I loved (note, this section includes spoilers and scream-flailing, so if you care about those sorts of things read the fic first and/or don’t click):

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Scandal Review, Episode 411 Where's The Black Lady?

Guys, this was another good episode, everybody had a purpose, there were no extraneous bodies hanging around. Go writers, go!


So this episode saw Kerry doing her thing once again and totally owning her show. Man I am so down for this. Olivia was a badass and that’s what I want to see forever and ever amen, during the rest of this show.



With that being said, although I really loved the episode , I felt that there was way too much suspension of disbelief needed for me to believe that Andrew somehow has all this power on the show. In fact, fuck that, I don’t believe it.



 Anyway let’s get on with my likes and dislikes during this episode:     


What I Hated 


 1.   Andrew. 

 Yeah, I know, you were all expecting me to say Jake this episode, and yeah, I’m going to always hate his character, but he didn’t annoy the crap outta me like he usually does. 


Scott Foley always does a better job when he’s not trying to convey emotion, because by god he sucks at that. Give him action scenes with barely any dialogue and he’s tolerable. I actively ignored his presence the entire episode because I was able to, and that was fine by me. 


2.   Charlotte? Charlotte? Where the fuck is Lauren? 


 Why can’t Fitz keep a secretary for longer than 6 months? What is up with that? 


3.   “The Vice President thought you would have trouble following his instructions" 


 Secret service agents walking into the Oval apparently on Andrew’s say so and threatening the president of the United States of America? On what freaking planet?So I’m supposed to believe that Andrew, a two bit politician who only got into his position because Fitz’s old VP went crazy and left, wields all this power in the White House?Really? REALLY? 


 The man literally has enough power to command the secret service, yet he only got the VP job by accident? Why is he not president? Seriously.  I don’t believe for a moment that Andrew is in charge, I don’t believe that the writers would drop such a big-ass plot hole, in a season when they need to do better. Nope. For me, there’s either another Big Bad, or Rowan is behind this. 


4.   "They don’t call this the crown jewel of the American prison system for nothing" 


 So, hold up, this secret service agent knows what Fitz said to Olivia back in episode 201? Whut? How does this kidnap plot NOT have Rowan written all over it?


 So either this guy has been in the White House at least since Fitz became president, or somebody fed him that information?If he’s been in the White House since the beginning of Fitz’s presidency, why is he suddenly taking orders from Andrew Nichols? Andrew. Let me bring up his picture to remind you all of who I’m talking about. 


 Yeah, this guy.Nope, I just don’t believe that the writers are this stupid, I just can’t believe it. Nope, nope, nope. 


Either Rowan is behind this, or there’s somebody way more powerful pulling the strings. 

5.   Ian perving at Olivia’s naked body while she washed. 

 Wow, I hate him. Although, it has to be said, I still don’t hate him quite as much as I hate The Human Vibrator, but whatevs…


6. Ian putting his dirty, perverted hands on Olivia. 

I can’t.


 What I liked 


1.   ”With all I have to get home to, who do you put on the guest list for your arranged marriage to an opportunistic sex worker?“ 


 Cyrus, king of shade. 


2.    "I started sleeping with Andrew again” 


 Said the wife to her husband oh so casually. Remind me again why Shonda and co write this kinda stuff, and yet insists on  keeping these two people in the union from hell? 


3.   “I thought being with him would make me happy the way that being with Olivia makes you happy." 


 I loved this scene whilst being slightly horrified by it. I can’t fathom such a relationship, I really can’t. And I hurt for Fitz because at this point he doesn’t know whether to trust that she’s not in cahoots with Andrew. Personally, I still don’t trust her. She definitely has her own agenda. 

Mellie trying to find a relationship like Fitz and Olivia’s? Damn, I almost felt sorry for her. I said almost.


4.   "I need a glass of water please" 


 That’s my badass Olivia. Held captive, but still using that immense brain. We all knew that when she asked for a glass of water that it was going to be some kind of sign to her people right? 


5.    "Someone took Olivia, tell me what you know” 

Yay for Huck appearing like your worst nightmare to kill you while you sleep. 

I’m here for Huck when he’s being a menacing Gladiator trying to protect his boss. 


6.   “You need to calm down Liz

So Liz didn’t know what Andrew was planning? He is definitely not the puppet master here, he just can’t be. This smells of Rowan, it smells of Rowan or another unknown powerful enemy that we perhaps have yet to meet.


7.  "This war was your idea from day one" 

 This is why I’m crying no tears for Elizabeth. She got in bed with a psycho who turned out to be sleeping with the FLOTUS at the same time. STDs indeed…


 8.  "It’s just you and me, and I’m going to be the next president of the United States” 

 Drippy Andrew? I just can’t. 


9.   Fitz’s flashbacks of him and Olivia on the trail and when they went to Constitution Hall  and promised to stick together. 


 We all know how that ended, but it still put me in my Olitz feels. 


10.   “I’m sorry about Jerry, I didn’t have anything against him, he was a nice boy, but you are a man" 

 Scandal writers sure love their man/boy monologues while one of the characters are in chains. The fact that Tom knew about the conspiracy to kidnap Olivia? Do we still believe that that ratchet Andrew is the mastermind behind all of this? He keeps on that Helen of Troy ish though, which is obviously why Fitz had such a hard time deciding what to do. His country, or the woman he loves? 

Why yes people, that seems like a really easy decision to make. I’m rolling eyes really hard at those imbeciles who somehow failed to understand what a hard decision that might be for a sitting president. Yes, I called you imbeciles, you know who you are. 


11.    "Where can you speak privately? The Only place you could ever speak privately” 

Did anybody else guess Liv’s apartment? Because I had no clue. It made sense of course, and I liked that Olivia’s apartment was referred to as basically the only place that Fitz could be who he was. Another crumb for Olitzers I see. 


 12.   Fitz arranging to meet Jake at Olivia’s apartment to hand over the footage of Olivia’s hostage plea video. 


 I liked this scene a lot. Once again Scott Foley works best when his face doesn’t have to contort into any recognizable emotion. He ain’t about that decent-actor-portrays-intense-emotion life.  He has one look, he just needs to work on that one look, and he’ll be fine.


13.   “It’s not going to work, using me as bait. The president doesn’t negotiate with terrorists." 


Oh Liv, you know better than that. The man would burn the world for you, and somehow you still don’t believe that you’re no Amanda Tanner to him.


14.   "Clinton bombed Serbia so that we’d forget about Monica" 


 Bill Clinton is forever being shaded on this show and as much as I fucks with him, I love it. 



15.    "Out there, someone else has the power, real power. They make the demands, you follow orders, you’re a pawn, puppet" 

Badass Liv is badass.


16.   "I can reach out to foreign contacts, Interpol, Mossad, MI6” 


Jake, who the fuck are you trying to kid?. You don’t know anybody worth knowing. You are literally the worst spy in all of TV Land. Dude, you spent two months with Olivia, and you never once noticed the ring that she wore. A ring that is easily identifiable as Liv’s. You suck at life.



 17.   “Excuse me where’s the black Lady?" 


 So a random black woman comes looking for Olivia, and nobody bothers to seriously question her? 


17.    "Excuse me for talking out of turn, but that’s too long a wait” 


 I know I wasn’t the only one who wanted to stab Andrew when he interrupted Fitz in the Situation Room. 


18.    Cyrus - “Fitz hates the Vice President” Abby - “We all hate the Vice President”


 So many lols. Cyrus sure hates being kept out of the loop when it comes to Fitz doesn’t he? 



19.    Quinn - “Nothing from your contacts?” THV - “Nothing” 


 Are any of us surprised that Jake’s “contacts” gave him nothing? 



20.    "If you scream I’ll break her neck, snap it like a twig“ 


 I have so much love for this OG version of Huck. Huck’s toolbox. It was like welcoming back an old friend. Truly. 

I know I should feel bad about the fact that Huck played Slice The Blonde White Lady’s Back Into Ribbons, but…



21.    Fitz’s paranoia.   


Poor man. I could feel his stress from a mile away. I can’t believe that this guy doesn’t have an army of loyal folks at his disposal. 


22.    ”What kind of president would I be? What kind of monument if I indulged in a war if I sent thousands of people to their deaths to save the life of one person, no matter who that person is to me?“ 

For the Comprehension-Challenged folks who didn’t understand Fitz’s struggle, the above is the exact reason. And if you still can’t see how impossible a situation Fitz was in, you’re an idiot. You really are, and I’m sorry about that. Do you need a hug?


I read somewhere that Fitz going to Mellie about Liv showed how weak he was. Once again, whoever wrote that…. 


 But for the benefit of the unenlightened, let me explain: Fitz is caught between a rock and a hard place, and the two factions of himself are at war (pardon the pun). The president knows that he can’t negotiate with terrorists and put thousands of lives at risk of death for one woman, and the man who loves Olivia just wants to do what he needs to, to save her, regardless of who he has to sacrifice. Comprendre? 


23.    "I thought you loved her? Don’t tell me we’ve been through all this for a cheap screw" 


Anybody who thinks that the Mellie who chased her husband’s ex mistress down the White House corridors demanding she leave her house, is the same Mellie who would tell her husband to go to war for said mistress is fooling themselves. Mellie only ever does things that benefits one person. Mellie.


Having said that, I enjoyed the hell out of this scene, even if I’m a little horrified by the state of this union. Mellie and Fitz have a kind of terrible chemistry that makes for compelling viewing.


24.  "My fellow Americans, moments ago, under my orders, American forces began the first stages of military operations in the effort to free West Angola.”


Is it possible to be horrified and slightly turned on all at once? I can’t tell you how much I hated that Fitz started military operations, and gave in to that snake Andrew, but my little dormant shipper heart couldn’t help but root for his love for Olivia. 


By the way, to the imbecile who was stupid enough to say that Fitz was the only person who didn’t help Liv? You are a freaking idiot. You obviously missed Fitz defying Andrew and. arranging to meet The Human Vibrator, Fitz going to war in order to keep Olivia alive and buying time for OPA, and Fitz doing what he could from the inside of the White House to make sure that she comes back to him alive. 


25.    Andrew sitting in Fitz’s seat. Like, wtf? 

My suspension of disbelief was creaking like a mother fucker at this point. Andrew is not this guy. He’s a drip drop drippity drip drop…


26.   We now know what the poor murdered old woman was called. RIP Lois, we hardly knew ya. Let’s raise a drink to Lois. She lived a long and happy life. Until she decided to move next to Olivia Pope. Here’s to a life less ordinary. Take it away Leo…


 27.   “She wears it for him, she never takes it off


 Wait, what? I thought Shonda said that there was no back story to the ring? I knew there had to be one! We all did! She never wore it before she met Fitz, she never wore it on the trail either. I need that flashback to the ring giving ASAP. You hear me Shonda, you owe us for having to put up with Labia Lips for all this time. YOU OWE US DAMMIT!! 



 *Ahem* Moving on… I think that twitch on Scott’s face was an effort to show us that Jake was visibly affected to learn that Olivia has a ring that was given to her by the president that she never takes off, not even when she was pretending to be Julia Baker with him, 100 miles off the coast of Zanzibar. At least I think that’s what it was. I could be wrong, it could have just been him trying not to fart in the middle of filming. 

I’m still amazed that he had to ask Huck if he was sure that the ring was Liv’s. Like whut? Jake Ballard is a terrible spy. Seriously dude…



 28.   So Ian was in the army? 


Ok that doesn’t surprise me. I wonder if he served with Andrew? Is that how they know each other? 


 29.  Fitz finally telling Cyrus. 



30.    "28 men and 3 women" 


 Some more deaths on Fitz’s conscience. Like he needed any more. Ugh. 


31.  "I want beef stew" 

 This made me laugh. Livvie stays demanding even when she’s the kidnappee. By the way,anybody else wonder why she was sat on the floor with her legs akimbo? No? Just me then? OK. 


 32.  Liz’s back after Huck had finished with her. 



33.    Mellie whoring herself out for a phone.


 What’s with these writers and getting the ladies on this show to whore themselves out for phone apps. I can’t. 



34.    "It’s going to be me and you in the Oval from now on. It’s you and me”

 Andrew is literally living on another planet. 



35.    “You’re sitting on one of the most valuable assets in the world and you’re not using it” 

 I am so here for this smart, quick thinking, conniving Olivia pope. I need her to be this person for the rest of the show’s lifespan. 



36.    “Do you want to be a baby-sitter or do you want to be a boss?" 


Go on with your bad self Liv. 


 38.   "I took care of everything" 

This boob-graze that wasn’t a boob-graze will never not be funny to me.

Mellie laid it on Andrew so good that he passed out. Mellie has another plan, she didn’t sleep with Andrew just to help Fitz. She has bigger plans for herself. Bet on that. I still think she may somehow be involved…



39.    "Then, it’s just the three of us? Bust in there and take on God knows how many armed mercenaries ourselves? Alright I’m down." 


Bless Quinn and her trigger happy self, she has turned into that ride-or-die chick who happens to like killing people, and I’m here for it.



40.    "I’m saving Olivia Pope” 

 Sooooo David’s still a character on the show then? 



 41   “Do you think she’s alive?" 


 Poor Huck and Quinn. 



42.    Olivia: "Hi" 

         Fitz: "Hi” 

 Ma feels dammit! She looked so happy to speak to him at last, and the relief on his face. Waaaaahhhhhhh!!!


43.    “I’m selling Miss Pope to the highest bidder” 

…Spoiling everything.


Man, I got tears in my eyes, I was so freaking excited at the thought of Ian attempting to sell Olivia to Fitz’s enemies. Yeah, I know that makes me some kind of sicko, but I want to see where the hell this story is going. 


 44.   “She’s alive” 

Huck and Quinn to the rescue. Yesss! 


Poor Fitz, he’s literally trapped in the crown jewel of the American justice system, and his beloved has been kidnapped. I can’t freaking wait until next week to see what happens. 



 STRAY OBSERVATIONS 


So, now that Ian has his own agenda, where does that leave Andrew? I hope Fitz has him killed. 


 If Ian is putting feelers out to sell Olivia to the highest bidder, surely that means that the entire world will have confirmation that Olivia Pope and the president are more than just work friends? Also, surely Rowan will hear about the sale wherever he is? I still think that this is either Rowan’s doing, or another unknown master manipulator. Andrew is far too dumb to be this calculating. 


 You guys must have noticed how Olitz focused this episode was right? Fitz’s flashbacks of him and Olivia, the ring, Mellie telling Fitz that if he loves Olivia then he knows what he has to do? Ian telling Olivia how much Fitz loves her? Because I’m so distrustful of the writers, I’m trying not to get my hopes up, because we all know that Shonda giveth with one hand, and taketh away with the other, but it sure feels good for now.


Anyway, let’s have some vintage Olitz gifs shall we?


Surfbort. Lol…