The Wayne Family Reads Mean Tweets
@jtodd: Bruce Wayne could stand to lose a few pounds and stop eating his kids cookies
@tdrake: Does @BruceWayne adopt children or collect them?
@therealwayneheir: Everytime I turn around Bruce Wayne has a new kid, does he not love his real son?
@FlyingDick: BRUCE WAYNE IS MEAN
@hackerbabs: Last week at a gala @BruceWayne frantically asked Commissioner Gordon to borrow his handcuffs then disappeared for the rest of the night #50shadesofwayne
@lukefoxxx: Bruce Wayne has the IQ of a grilled cheese sandwich
@tdrake: I’m pretty sure that @FlyingDick gave as much thought to his Twitter handle as he did to that mullet he had a few years back.
@RadicalRebel: Dick Grayson looks like the kind of guy you want to be friends with until you meet him.
@teatam: I once saw Dick Grayson date 5 different redheads in one week #easyD #gingeraddict
@jtodd: I want to punch Tim Drake-Wayne in his man bun wearing head.
@Coffeecollective: Tim Drake Wayne looks like death warmed over in a Kerig #Idstilldrinkhim #takeafuckinsipbabes
@therealwayneheir: If I could push Tim Drake down the stairs and get away with it, I would. In fact I still might.
@inaflash: Tim Drake looks like the last time he slept was roughly 40 years ago. #getsomesleep
Tim looks over his shoulder, “Steph why are you here you’re not a Wayne.”
"NEITHER ARE YOU! Let me read a tweet”
@SpoilerAlert: I bet Tim Drake is the kind of guy you want to date and then he turns out to be the wooorst and like falls asleep during a date while on a ferris wheel
“Wow, that’s not specific at all…”
@stayoutofgotham: Cassandra Cain looks like she could kill me with her pinky toe… and I’d let her.
@SpoilerAlert: One time Cass Cain kicked my ass. It was hot.
@MetropolisRulez: I’m pretty sure Cassandra Cain is a stuck up bitch. Have you ever seen her smile at anyone outside her family.
Cass looks directly into the camera and flips it off with a big smile on her face. Bruce comes in and turns the camera away from her. You can hear him saying “Dick why did you convince me this was a good idea? Damian’s taking his knives out and Cass is too good for this.”
@xmenrock: Jason Todd looks like he got beat up in high school and then put on 50 pounds of muscle to compensate
@MrJay: Didn’t Jason Todd die? Can we make that happen again?
@tdrake: Jason Todd’s thighs™
Wait… Tim Tweeted that?
@harpersarrow: I’d let Jason Todd smother me with his thick ass thighs. #thickthighssavelives
@tdrake: Damian Wayne looks like his name sake from The Omen. Like did Bruce Wayne know his son was gonna be a psychopath?
@jtodd: Damian Wayne doesn’t lift #youresmallbro
@itsduke: Damian Wayne must take after his dad, except instead of people he collects animals… since people can’t stand to be around him
Bruce comes into the studio and hauls Damian over his shoulder. You can hear Jason say, “Wow you really are small D, do you even lift?”
Written with the help of the always amazing @smokesforwolves