i was partying hard while watching it!

A Court of War and Starlight: Part 43

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Rhys and I sat beside each other, watching the party for a while before Rhys summoned Keir to give his reports. Neither of us really listened–instead, Rhys traced his fingers along the inside of my palm where it rested on the arm of my throne. My throne. It was still hard to wrap my head around it. Thought I didn’t listen to Keir, I kept my eyes fixed on him the whole time, a feline smile on my face as his outrage slowly built inside him. He was lucky we weren’t getting up to our tricks from last time–though it was certainly on both of our minds.

Keir sulked back into the crowd, casting glares at me the whole time, and I blew him a kiss. His lips curled and I grinned.

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anyway time to get weird & sad abt fandom moving on, i guess? i’ve never hyperfocused on something this long before and now it’s like… me and a couple of other weird grownups in a corner at the party while the kids run around underfoot with their self-insert imagines and their qp poly college au texting fics or whatever. and further i’m watching everyone else move on with jobs and relationships and Real Life and here’s me, 20k into writing a fic five people are gonna read and trying to cling to this one thing i fell in love with so stupid hard fourteen months ago. not to be dramatic but i’m fragile and i Don’t Like Change and it’s incredibly rude of everyone to not consider my stupid feelings personally before they go off having lives and not continuing to regularly write things for my enjoyment, imo

anonymous asked:

I've a friend playing catch-up, but they're a few episodes off and I've been biting my tongue hard for the last few hours and warning them away from social media while simultaneously vaguely freaking out. Can I just commiserate with a 'Fuck you, Sam!'? I understand the motivations and would love a gunsmith Terry for further inter-party chaos, but goddamn if that didn't hit me hard... The argument made me swap tabs because it just felt so horribly vicious and real. Such mood whiplash.

it was a lot and I both really want to watch it again and also kinda skirt around it and let it be and ignore it forever

but there was a bunch of stuff in there to deep mine for meta and characterization and Personal Suffering so. guess I’ll be getting around to that sooner or later

Justin's Michelangelo Part 2: Sistine Chapel

You had noticed that Justin had been acting strange for a while. But you brushed it off as just nerves for his album. He always got nervous as his album release date approached, worried that he didn’t work hard enough on it, that it wasn’t good enough.

But normally, all those nerves would go away when he was at the album release party, watching everyone enjoy the album that you knew everyone would love. But something was different this time. It had been a while since the party started- about halfway through the playing of the album- and he still looked nervous.

“Everything alright? 💕” you sent him, hoping you could help your best friend with whatever was bothering him. “Yeah, don’t worry about it.” He replied, but he still looked off. So you pushed a little. You walked up to him this time and almost screamed over the next song “Jay, you don’t look alright. Tell me what’s wrong? Everyone’s loving the album.” He sighed, and you felt relief because you knew he was going to tell you what was going on. “Let’s talk outside. Meet you in the backyard in two?” He proposed. You nodded, still looking concerned. You knew that it was bigger than you’d assumed if he wanted to go outside to talk about it.

It was only two minutes but it felt like forever. All you wanted to do was be able to help him through whatever it was. You hated seeing Justin anything but happy- especially at album release parties. Finally, you looked down at your phone, the light from it almost blinding you and saw two minutes had passed. You make your way through the crowd, smiling at all the familiar faces until you got to the backyard. You looked around for a bit and when you didn’t immediately see him, you pulled put your phone to send him a text.

As you hit send you heard Justin call out for you “Y/N?” with the sound of his phone vibrating on the “where r u?” text you had just sent.

“Justin?” You call out. The light from your phone making it hard to readjust and see him right in front of you. “I know it’s not a blue french horn, but it was the best I could find on short notice.” He says and your eyes readjust to find him standing there with a poorly spray painted guitar from back when he was on his My World tour. “Justin, what’s that for?” You ask. A little confused and a little overwhelmed by the replica of the grand gesture from your favourite show.

“I’ve spent a long time now figuring out what I wanted to say to you in this moment. Trying to figure out how to say just the right words to the girl who always knows exactly what to say.” “Jay..” “Let me finish please. Otherwise I’ll never regain the courage to do it. Y/N, I know I’ll never be able to say exactly the right words to you so I wrote you a song.” Just then he broke out into a heartfelt melody of him expressing just how much he loved you. “It’s you. Only you.” He sang, explaining that you make him happier than he’s ever been, that you make him want to be a better person- one that you could someday love, telling you how he knows he’s messed up a lot in his past, but since you came into his life he’s never felt the need to do any of that because you are the only one he wants to be around. Finally, he got to the end of his song- you were seconds from crying.

How did you not notice his feelings. You could always tell everything about him so how did this slip by. “So what do you think? You think you could give me a chance?” He said.

“Under one condition” you said, as you walked closer towards him. “Anything” “I want you to make sure you look at me the way you look at your subway sandwiches, because that’s true love” you said. He laughed and pulled you in for a hug, kissing you on your forehead. “Why do you have to be such a goofball” you shrugged, giggling into his shirt.

“What’s the name of that song anyways?” “Sistine Chapel” he said.

•I’m taking request for just about any scenario guys. Fake text or imagine. Pls hit me up, I’m already running out of ideas•

Star Watch - Crystal Clear & The Hard Way

If you’re wondering why I’m late to the party with these, there’s an easy answer:  being an adult really sucks sometimes. I have to juggle a job, every-day things like hygiene/food intake/chores, and all my fandoms with what my brain has the energy or mood for, while knowing I only have so much time in the day to do these things. Do I feel like continuing my Yu Yu Hakusho marathon today, or do I want to watch something new? Do I want to browse the web after watching a 10-minute Star Vs episode, or do I want to plop down and not have to move for the entire time it takes me to watch an episode or two of Buffy before I have to go to bed so I can get up for work? 

Also, I don’t have cable, so I depend on people uploading new episodes. Usually I don’t have the opportunity to see them until a whole day later. To put it simply, it sucks.

Crystal Clear:

I have no idea what happens in this one because I managed to avoid every single spoiler for it! Horray!

[one episode-viewing later]

Uh. Ok. I see why a lot of people didn’t like this very much. And why people didn’t bother unleashing spoilers.

This episode was sort of slow, especially considering the Big Reveal was that “oh hey the big magic problem we’ve been having is getting worse, here’s the giant swirling green mass of magic to prove it”. Like we didn’t already know it was going to be a continuing problem from earlier this season. It did have its humorous moments, though, so it’s worth re-watching again later on, maybe post-season. Still, here’s the highlight reel of the important bits:

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Today I start up the Wanderlust Survival Guide section of my account! I’ve had some fantastic requests about travel tips from you guys! One big question is “how do I save up to travel?” Within my group of friends, there’s a wide range of jobs. Some of us are bartenders, some of us work at KFC, some of us are dental nurses. But all of us saved money to travel together the exact same way: little by little. Have home cooked meals, watch a movie at home while everyone else is out partying, shop less, put away your loose change at the end of every day. Little sacrifices. All of these things add up. My friends and I planned and saved for a year before our trip through America. We took double the shifts and avoided most luxuries and buckled down hard. An entire year of saving for one month of travelling. And even then, we were broke as hell through the entire thing haha but we made it! And it was worth it! It’s not easy, but if you want to travel, this is how you do it. Another great tip is to fly to places on off seasons. My trip to Bali was so much cheaper because it was the rainy season that most tourists avoid. Yeah, we were caught in a storm or two. But we saved hundreds on accommodation and flights! Be savvy guys! If you have rent and a car and a hundred other bills, this tip still applies, but it might take double the time. That’s okay too! If it’s in your heart to see the world, it’s well worth the wait…

possible ways Jack Zimmerman realized he is in love with Bitty:

  • Holster ropes Jack into watching a romcom with him. The love interest describes how he feels for the main character. Weird, Jack thinks, this is exactly how I feel about Bittle. The movie love interest concludes concludes, “because I love you.” Jack chokes on his popcorn. Holster pats him hard on the back while he chokes and Jack thinks, “Oh god, I am in love with Bittle.”

  • Bitty’s dancing with some dude at a party, and Jack grabs him by the arm and says “We have a morning checking practice. You need to go to bed.” Bitty’s all, “since when?” And Jack just glares until Bitty stomps upstairs. And the dude he was dancing with looks all apologetic and says “Didn’t mean anything by it, man, I didn’t know he was your boyfriend.” Jack spends the evening in his room, brows furrowed, trying to figure out why he didn’t correct him.

  • First year, Shitty is all, “Dude, you’re not in kindergarten. You don’t have to be mean to him to get his attention.” And Jack just “……” and then “Oh shit,” very softly. 

  • Bitty passes out on the couch halfway through a party. Jack carries him up to his room without a second thought, bridal style. He watches Bittle sleep for a second. His heart does a fluttery thing. His eyes widen. He is so fucked.

  • He’s visiting Montreal for the holidays, talking to his mama about Bittle for ten minutes straight, and she just smiles and takes his hand and says, “I am so happy for you.” And Jack just “?????” She shakes her head knowingly and tells him, “You’ve got love written all over your face, sweetheart.” And Jack just “…oh.”

  • Jack gets pissed the fuck off when some huge dude checks Bitty during a game, because he felt actual terror for a split second when he thought Bitty was hurt. He thinks, love is clouding your game, Zimmerman. And then he is an asshole to Bitty all season because he has absolutely no idea what to do with this information.

I will never be over how hard Duke still tries to pretend that he is not actively part of the Haven Police community.

Watching Silent Night, and when he arrives at the party, he is *so dismayed* by the number of police there- while Stan and the rest of the cops all look up with nothing but good cheer and provide sunny smiles and acknowledgement.  And there are multiple situations where he pretty much just like, leans out of the office of whoever is currently Chief and issues instructions and people just kind of go along with it, because yeah sure he’s not actually a cop and he doesn’t have any real authority but that’s all just technicalities and everyone knows he’s the tertiary partner for Nathan and Audrey on the special cases.  This appears particularly true of Stan, and it amuses me so very much.

And it doesn’t just go the one way, Duke spends a *huge* amount of his time assisting the police department for someone who declares in the very first episode that he doesn’t talk to cops.  And it’s like…  Sure you don’t, honey- so long as we’re not counting Audrey, or Nathan, or Garland, or Dwight, or Stan, or Rebecca.  You just keep telling yourself you’re a rebel and an outlaw, and they’ll keep just sort of ignoring the fact that you engage in crime on a regular basis.

bad boy!ashton, the colleges jackass who smells like dope with tattoos littering his skin, gages in his ears, and green colored hair, actually smiling when he sees you come to his party. “glad to see you could make it, darling” he teases with a grin, putting a colorful and protective arm around your shoulder and leading you to the drinks. even though he was a party animal, he made sure he was on his best behavior with and even for you while watching over you and glaring hard at and being ready to fight any dickheads who had their eyes on you. “trust me and let loose with me, baby” he’d whisper in your ear as you both were on the dance floor, making you shiver with excitement

Dear girlfriends/boyfriends or significant other

If your transgender boyfriend or agender partner is going through their period please comfort them. Let them know you love them. Buy them food. Buy them candy. Get them a present from the bottom of your heart. Do anything to make the cramps better. Watch their favorite movies together. But most importantly be there for them. It’s very hard being a boy with a period. Or being a person with no gender who doesn’t want this feeling because they are not a female nor male. Anything to make them forget about it would be wonderful. Go to their house while they are out and throw a surprise party with their friends. Make a cake that says “you’re doing great” or “you’re the manliest man I know” depending on the persons gender identity. But whatever you do make sure you never leave their side. This is going to be hard for them and you need to be there with them.

Jack Being The Cutest

Incase you don’t have enough GIF’s of Jack being Jack

Dancing Jack!

Party Jack!

Sassy Jack!

Spinning Jack!

Sad Jack :(

Of course we need one of him doing his intro what are you talking about

Jack being weird???

Jack………..you’re a princess


Jack being ironic

Jack trying to troll us all with his amazing acting skills~

Jack explaining stuffs

thumbs up!

i had his intro of course im going to put his outro


jack trolling super hard at cards of humaity while pewds, ken, and mark explode with rage

dancing like no one is watching (we’re all watching, really)

i don’t know what he’s doing here

he’s so surprised

sneky sneky jack

super excited!!!

this is literally my favorite okay look at that happy lil clap and how he takes in such a deep breat and just looks s ohappy ohmygod im keeping this forever

That’s all for now c: enjoy this appreciation post of jack


Teen Wolf

Posted August 28 2014 — 8:01 AM EDT

EW visited the show’s Los Angeles set recently for scoop on the sexiest, scariest, most bonkers show on MTV. Check out the extended interview below:

EW: This year, you premiered the season while still working on it. Did that throw you off to watch the premiere then come to work?
It caught me completely off guard. We never really had a season start filming as we’re shooting it. It’s hard to be focused on both, but it’s exciting. The next day, I’ll always wake up to a text from Dylan like, ‘The episode was great, you kicked ass.’”
DYLAN O’BRIEN: I watched it at like 3:30 in the morning.

Is that your preferred viewing experience?
Sometimes that’s how it has to be. We used to do viewing parties all the time. This is something we’re not used to, how the show just comes out while we’re working. But I was stoked to go home and watch the episode. I had adrenaline.

As you near the end of season four, do you ever think back to how much Teen Wolf has changed since that first year?
All the time. So much of this show is Dylan and me and our relationship, and the thing that blows my mind is how young I felt when we first started hanging out.
O’BRIEN: And at such a transitional point in our lives, too. We were 18, and it’s only been four years, but I feel like for us that’s a lot longer of a four years than for anyone else.
POSEY: We’ve gone through some really cool stuff with each other.

Do you remember the screen test?
That’s where we first really hit it off.
O’BRIEN: I’ll never forget that.

What was your first impression of each other?
POSEY: You go first.
O’BRIEN: Well, the first thing I remember about Tyler… He walked in and asked immediately where the bathroom was. And I remember just thinking, “Wow, he’s really comfortable. That’s so badass.” And then we started talking immediately, because the test was a disaster. It took seven and a half hours.
POSEY: It took a long time.
O’BRIEN: And at one point, they let us go across the street to have lunch because they were still working things out.

Was it just the two of you all seven hours?
We never actually auditioned with each other.
O’BRIEN: We never even went in the room together. I didn’t go in the room with anyone.
POSEY: That’s because they knew. They knew, this guy, right here.

Tyler, what was your first impression of Dylan?
At this point, I [had been] acting for, like, 12 years, and I never really liked going to auditions because the kids were lame. When I saw Dylan, he had on a DVS shirt, which is a skateboard company, and I grew up skateboarding. I immediately thought, “Okay, this dude seems cool.” And then, I don’t remember how we started talking…
O’BRIEN: We talked about our bands.
POSEY: Oh, right! We were both in bands.

What were your bands named?
Lost in Kostco. And our bands are so similar.
O’BRIEN: Mine was Slow Kids at Play, and we had, like, pop-punk elements but more of the beachy, reggae vibe.
POSEY: And you had some badass hardcore breakdowns. I was just listening to some Slow Kids the other day.

Do you wish you were still doing music?
Of course. It was one of the most depressing days when I wasn’t in the band anymore. Because I just literally don’t have time.
POSEY: But I think we’re both so musically inclined that it’s going to be in our lives one way or another. We should do something.
O’BRIEN: I miss playing shows. Anonymously playing shows, too.
POSEY: I think we should play a show. It’d be fun.

You both did Funny or Die videos, and I feel like there’s untapped duo power with you. Have you considered producing your own stuff after Teen Wolf?
We talk about this all the time.
O’BRIEN: With the show being on air, though, we would always have to be careful with the content we put out, in a way.
POSEY: We just need to start filming ourselves on set. That would be gold. I think we’re funny. I enjoy us.

Okay, so back to Teen Wolf. What should people know about Teen Wolf that they don’t? It’s been called the new Buffy.
That’s a really good comparison in the tone and the look, but it’s also got a lot more heart. We’re given some crazy scenarios but we do our best to make them real. I think a lot of people can relate to the show. It really does deal with relatable things. Your boyfriend turns into a werewolf…how many times has that happened to me?
O’BRIEN: So many. You always get stuck with that.
POSEY: [giggles]
O’BRIEN: The show is not what people would expect at all. There has to be such a stigma when you hear the name and what it is and the network it’s on. People don’t immediately give it a chance. They hearTeen Wolf, and it’s like, “Oh, that movie from the ’80s!”

Which is crazy, since the show has basically nothing to do with the movie at this point.
We’ve always known there’s something really special about it. It deals with relevant things but also fantastical adventures, and it can be really dark and really funny, but it’s always got heart. I just think that no one would expect any of that just by hearing it.
POSEY: I think people are afraid to like it. If they actually check it out, it’s really entertaining.
O’BRIEN: I sometimes wonder what I would think of it, if I would give it the chance. I get it. And it’s really aware of itself, too. It’s important to have a sense of humor that makes it easier to believe in the world you’re watching. We’re very aware of the fact that we are a teen werewolf show.

Dylan, are you happy that you don’t play a werewolf?
Always. I love the character that I play, and I understand my role and I love it, and there are also times where, yeah, I’d love to be a werewolf, but sometimes it’s way more awesome when I see these guys having to put on makeup for an hour and a half.
[At this point, O’Brien accidentally lets slip a spoiler.]
POSEY: Oh my God. I can’t believe you just said that!
O’BRIEN: Dude, we’re not allowed to say anything!
POSEY: I sometimes just literally don’t even say anything.

Who is more likely to forget the name of a demon?
I can never remember the names of things.
POSEY: We’ve spent a lot of time defeating those demons, I think we know them in the back of our heads.

Between the two of you, who has had the weirder fan interaction?
I’m sure you do.
O’BRIEN: I don’t know if I can say this. It’s inappropriate. But it’s pretty funny. I just got it at an autograph signing. They hand you notes and letters and portraits, photo books, little bracelets—all kinds of amazing stuff. But I got an envelope, and the first things that dropped out were two condoms that said something… graphic on them.
POSEY: We also get a lot of dolls.
O’BRIEN: Okay, that’s the direction we’re going in!? That’s not weird interaction!

Is there anything you would want to take when the show ends?
I want to take Scott’s motorcycle.
O’BRIEN: The Jeep.

I don’t think you can just take those, guys.
They’re just going to disappear one day.
O’BRIEN: The Jeep would be a lot to take care of. The car needs to be rebuilt from scratch.
POSEY: I’ll help you. We’ll get bloody and dirty!

Has there been any trivia about you online that you’d like to clear up?
There are a bunch of pictures that I always see that are just completely Photoshopped. They’ve been around for years. Just me on different people’s more ripped bodies.
POSEY: I think I saw one the other day. Where you’re like this? [Posey leans one arm back, all sexy-like.]
POSEY: I saw it! And I was like, that’s not Dylan! He wouldn’t shavethat!
O’BRIEN: That’s so not me! And sometimes random rumors start and you don’t even know how. Like a couple weeks ago fans thought I buzzed my hair, just because a picture from four years ago surfaced. And there was a celebration. A hashtag was going around.
POSEY: I started the rumor.
O’BRIEN: That’d be so funny if you were behind all this.
POSEY: Every single thing.

Dylan, you’re about to headline The Maze Runner. Are you nervous about what’s to come?
If you want to get down to it, this would turn into a therapy session. But I’m really proud of it, and I poured myLIFE into it, and hopefully I’m going to do it for another few years. I’m really excited for people to see it.

The two of you are so recognizable now—do you think you could crash a screening?
Oh dude, disguises do not work anymore.
O’BRIEN: Unless you have a mask.
POSEY: I’ve grown a beard and that doesn’t work. I’ve worn hats, and that doesn’t work.
O’BRIEN: Shailene Woodley wore a hat to The Fault in Our Stars, right?
POSEY: I feel like she’s so recognizable. I mean, should we crash a screening?
O’BRIEN: We would literally be the two dudes in trenchcoats and hats and sunglasses.

What is one interest the other has that you just don’t understand?
I mean, he’s really into sports. I want to understand them—I want to be into sports.
O’BRIEN: I actually genuinely don’t understand how tattoos work. He always tries to explain them to me, and I keep confirming with him and he’ll be like, ‘No, no,’ and he’ll start over again. Like, do they sew it in?

Would you get a Teen Wolf tattoo, Tyler?
I love Teen Wolf. It’s done monstrous things for me and my career and my life. I’ve thought about it, but I don’t think I’d ever get a Teen Wolf tattoo, and I don’t know why.
O’BRIEN: You could draw the most microscopic S.
POSEY: S + S equals heart. Stiles + Scott.
O’BRIEN: And they would… iron it in?
POSEY: Yeah, you got an iron?
O’BRIEN: Really?! Oh. I thought you were confirming that burning it in is how it works.

So I’m here on set. What are the rules of the Teen Wolf set I need to know?
Be quiet.
POSEY: Definitely true. When they say action, don’t do shit. And then when they say cut, make all the noise you want. But also have fun. Touch things!

What is your mother’s favorite thing about the otherPERSON?
My mom’s always had the exact same opinion I’ve had about Tyler. She’s always just like, “Tyler’s so sweet! He’s so funny.”
POSEY: It’s the same thing with my mom. She loves Dylan because she knows how much I love him.

We should start spending time with each other’s moms.
POSEY: When I was younger, I would hang out with my friends’ parents all the time.
O’BRIEN: You know your friends’ parents when you’re kids, but not anymore.
POSEY: We got a lot of years to work on that, buddy. This ain’t over yet!

A bunch of High School AUs

because i dont know what im doing


  • You’re a gym teacher and whenever I walk by the gym you are always playing dodge ball so I went in to ask if you ever actually do anything else and ONE OF YOUR STUDENTS HIT ME WITH A BALL accidentally but still
  • I work in the office and i can see you pass by through the big front window every day but im always busy when i see you and i dont know what you even teach but by god you are cute
  • im the librarian and youre an English teacher so you bring your class to the library a lot and every time we talk about a different book while they read 
  • You’re observing my class and its getting a little hard to teach with you sitting in the back of the room watching me like that
  • a bunch of other teachers and i have a D&D group and we play in an old janitors closest welcome to our party.
  • Youre a home ec teacher and i need a needle and thread quickly before the my planning period is over the button came off my pants and the students will have a field day if i have to hold up my trousers all class
  • My phone went off in class and the ringtone is an embarrassing pop song
  • my students finally wore me down and i took them outside for class, come and take your class out too we can make flower crowns
  • Prom just ended and everyone but the dj went home, including the other chaperons, theres a slow song playing and you look very nice and i am feeling something this is worrying
  • I am a chemistry teacher who keeps telling my students are rocks are stupid and boring and you are an earth science teacher who keeps telling your students that chem is just an excuse to blow things up were both joking ofc but our students are starting to ship us
  • We always try to put students who might be cute as a couple together on projects now  our classes are trying to get us together this is awkward
  • i just spilled acid all over my arm and now im standing wet and shirtless under the emergency shower this is something that im sure we can all joke over later but first please stop staring get the students out here and find me a new shirt 


  • we’re having a dispute and the only way to settle it is with a rap battle behind the bleachers
  • We’re on a field trip and THE BUS LEFT WITHOUT US THIS IS A NIGHTMARE
  • I’m a jock who really really likes cosplay please don’t tell anyone you saw me dressed up as captain kirk at that convention i have a reputation
  • LISTEN I CANT DRIVE AND I MISSED THE BUS AND MY PARENT CANT PICK ME UP please take me home/to work i dont want to sleep at school
  • you accidentally brought up your tumblr during class and i remembered the url and checked it out– purely out of curiosity, mind–  and you keep posting about how you have such a crush on this one person and um i did those things your crush was did
  • our schools are rivals but we work together how can we deal with this
  • Your earphones arent plugged in i can tell you are listening to actual cannibal shia labeouf on repeat though i cannot imagine why
  • we were gaming together and you just shouted FUCK really loudly over the microphone i think thats the first time i ever heard you swear
  • Your parents took you camping over the summer and now that school’s back in session I hardly even recognize you i think you hit puberty really hard
  • I just scored the winning point/s of the biggest game OF MY HIGH SCHOOL CAREER and you ran out onto the field to congratulate me  so i just sort of kissed you oops

(My party has a ranger with a beast friend wolf.)
Ranger: My wolf attacks the nearest goblin
*Rolls 1*
DM: Your wolf bites hard onto makeshift metal armour, its stunned for a turn from the jolt.
(While tracking another goblin mob)
Ranger: I order my wolf to get the scent and follow them
*Rolls 1*
DM: Your wolf takes off, around 10 minutes later it comes back from another direction, nose the the ground, it startles itself when it realises you’re all stood watching it.

The wolf messed up so often that it pseudo-officially earned the name Moon Moon, the one and only time it ever rolled well however, was to beat an NPC in an opposed agility roll in order to take its held initiative and dive in the way of an axe blow. It died.

What Might Happen If I Go To Your House Party

-Somebody compliments my dress and I say “thanks, I got it at Forever 21″ and then I silently analyze their facial expression for a while after that fact

-The Sabra hummus on the table gets that weird hardish crust on it because it has been out for two hours and I eat around it

-I try to cut the hard wax of the brie wheel with a butter knife and somebody is watching me while I do it and I look like an idiot even though the host put out a BUTTER KNIFE for the BRIE WHEEL

-I have to talk to this girl and it’s fine but the condensation from my drink soaks through my napkin and onto my hand and by the end of this damn Real Housewives discussion I have a soaking wet hand and this napkin that looks like I dunked it in a toilet

-You ask me if I’ve seen this movie and I say yes, but I have not

-This guy and I are conversing and he brings up his girlfriend almost right away and I am vaguely offended 

-”Have you read Gone Girl?”

-This drunkish person changes the music on the Spotify to dire, hellish, almost apocalyptic consequences

-I get wine on my outfit and I ask the host “do you have a Tide To Go pen” and everybody at the party volunteers how they have a Tide To Go pen in a completely different bag or purse that is not in this house

-I try not to mention my controversial opinions (I don’t really love Wes Anderson movies but of course I understand why people do, I’ve never chewed gum, I actually watch The Bachelorette) but am happy to verse you on non-controversial topics like why every woman should have access to Planned Parenthood

-I get drunk enough where I start being so nice to every girl that it becomes some sort of fun fest drunk love girl clothing-on girl orgy

-Somebody asks me (when I am at my most vulnerable) to go out for dinner with them next week and I say yes and I wake up going OMG

-I take a drink every time somebody mentions Uber, Brunch, or Money

memories ive made with each of the signs (aries perspective)
  • aries: adventuring in the woods as little kids, making stupid videos, going to lots of concerts together
  • taurus: sitting on your porch till the sun rises smoking cigarettes while you play guitar, always getting you to do stupid shit with me
  • gemini: jumping off a 6 story bridge together into a river, i hurt my knee and you pulled me to shore
  • cancer: getting drunk off tequila together and watching make out scenes on youtube
  • leo: going on lots of adventures together, partying, you once washed your hair in creek water
  • virgo: sitting in your hangout-van getting high and laughing so hard at stupid shit
  • libra: sneaking over to your house because my parents wouldn't let me over since they found out all the shit we did together
  • scorpio: you did 3 tabs of acid and wanted me to bleach part of your hair and dye another part pink so i did
  • sagittarius: getting into intense arguments about how much better aries is than sagittarius and vice versa
  • capricorn: going to the park at 2 am and you ripped the fence posts out of the ground and stuck them up everywhere
  • aquarius: getting stranded in the city together at 2-4 am whilst royally fucked up
  • pisces: falling asleep on facetime every night, helping you get to rehab to get better, and sticking with you through everything

Finally a new vlog!

Please watch in HD! Sorry for the shakiness and rattling in the beginning! It was before I put my camera on its strap so the little buckles were hitting it. :’(

But we hope you like this video! We hadn’t been to a con in a while so it was a nice to get back into things! Killer B, Team Konohamaru, and weird parties!

Hopefully we can start to make more videos soon, but it’s a bit hard with school so I apologize for not replying to comments and such as often!

Thank you so much for all of your support and for sticking by us! <3

“I absolutely love HSM. Now I feel like I can’t watch it since graduating in ‘13. My experience wasn’t great. I barely did much, I joined choir but learned the hard way that I can’t sing & have stage fright, I wasn’t able to be in the drama because you have to be in magnet, I couldn’t drive, never went to parties & I didn’t have real friends. When I watch HSM, I feel jealous that the kids of East High had lasting friendships & an unforgettable experience while I feel like I was deprived of it.“