-Le Chat Noir by ParadiseAvenger (55K Completed) (I LOVE THIS FIC OKAY)
I have much more but I didn’t bookmark them because I SUCK AND FORGOT. Like there are some I wanna rec rn but I forgot the names and I’m dying. I’ll add more to the list as I remember and read but yeah. I’m also going to start reading more Alyanette, Chloenette, and ChloAlya (don’t know if that’s the ship name tbh but you know what I mean) And I’ll add those to the list as well later on! I hope you enjoy reading and PLEASE leave kudos and positive comments for these wonderful authors. They take time out of their busy lives to write these wonderful stories so please show your support. <3 And thank you to all you fic writers out there, you guys are truly rad af and ily. *drops mic*
Honestly “You have to pick one of these two identities we made up as a society instead of one I think was recently made up or else you are mentally ill,” is actually a very amusing argument. Animals don’t have genders, they have sexes yes, but there is nothing gendered. It’s an exclusively human thing. It’s purely social. Yeah, Non-binary is made up, the concept of man and woman (and specific energies your religion may assigned to them) are entirely made up too. Which is why if you actually look at indigenous cultures around the world you’ll find plenty of references to more than two genders. Because we made it all up in the first place.
That’s how we do all of our cultural shit. We make it all up. Saying someone is delusional unless they identify with this concept that we fucking made up is absolutely hilarious and the opposite of “logical”.
It’s like people bitching about made up words. Do you even KNOW how languages are made? They’re fucking made up. We make noises in patterns and assign meaning to them. All of these words on this page are made up too.
The fact that people don’t recognize these concepts in the witchcraft community is sad, but unsurprising given the obsession with gender that Wicca seems to have. I feel bad for the sensible Wiccans that have to deal with the ignorance coming from their own religion, tbh.
you are not their fan if you invade and feel entitled to their privacy, whether that be their private social media accounts, their homes, or anything else they’ve decided is qualified as ‘private’ and ‘not for the fans/public’. you are also not their fan if you take advantage of invasions of privacy, whether you were the direct perpetrator or not.
you are not their fan if you cause them fear and/or pain, either because you won’t leave them alone (i.e. stalking them, which is a crime, btw) or you’re constantly tearing into aspects of their life they didn’t give you permission to access.
you are not their fan if you make places that are supposed to their safe and private paces, especially their homes (regardless of what country they’re currently staying in) feel unsafe and threatened
i’m going to repeat this.
you are not their fan if you cause them pain, or fear, or invade their privacy, or stalk them, or break in to their homes, or chase them down the highway and cause them to get into car accidents or any of the other innumerable fucked up shit that goes down. you are not entitled to their lives - yes, they may be famous and in the public eye but they are not toys. they are human beings and you are hurting them, you are creating toxic environments for them, you are causing them pain and fear.
this shit doesn’t prove you love them - if you loved them like you claim to do, you’d respect them but this shit is the height of disrespect andis the product of unhealthy obsession. when this shit happens, it proves you that you don’t see them as human beings, but as - toys, as things that exist for solely for your enjoyment, not deserving of basic human rights.
I'm a still a CC supporter despite all the hate we get. I started following you because your writing is just so amazing. I've been wanting to ask you about Phan. They seem to have such a big fan base but I don't know who they are? Can you give me a basic breakdown of who they are and the fandom?
It’s easier if you come off anon and we can chat! But the super tl;dr version:
They’re youtubers! AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire.
Phil’s been doing youtube for a hella long time, Dan started out as a fan of Phil’s and spammed the fuck out of Phil with friendly/flirty messages and some questionable nudes back in 2009
They tweeted each other nonstop, did disgustingly cute things like posting screencaps of their skype calls, pined via social media until they met irl in October (if i included receipts this post would be 140 pages long so if you’re curious just message me off anon)
Here is a link to the video they made together the day they met >>> link
They both publicly identified as bisexual on social media
By December 2009 it’s pretty clear from the really really not subtle tweets about them having sex, wtg dan that they were dating
Dan lived three hours away by train but once they started meeting up irl apparently the boy decided trains weren’t that bad because they basically went back and forth between Reading and Manchester every other week for like a year
And then Dan moved to Manchester in 2010, about a year after they met, to start law school, lived in uni halls for a year and then moved in with Phil
By this time Dan was doing youtube too (he actually started in 2009, at Phil’s urging, but he had a decent follower base by 2011) and he and Phil started doing the occasional project together
Dan dropped out of law school and he and Phil both decided to go full time at the youtube thing
a video Phil made for Dan on their first Valentine’s Day together (2010), originally shared privately on youtube, leaked. they managed to get a lid on it fairly quickly but honestly it just really sucks because it was just a youtube glitch and exposed something private that made them run full speed into the closet and slam the door but seriously i don’t know how anyone can watch it and doubt their sincerity but really hit me up off anon and we can chat more about that
They moved to London in 2012 to work for BBC, the vday video leaked a second time, but this time really caught fire. Dan had just shot up in popularity and he kind of lost it tbh. 2012 Dan was a confused, angry, volatile little shit but if I suddenly had millions of people obsessing over everything I did, especially relationship/sexuality, while I was still struggling to make the financial end of my career even work I can’t say I’d handle it well either
Around late 2014 they seemed to make some pretty pivotal decisions to tie their careers together as much as their personal lives always had been. They made a gaming channel, signed a book deal together, and started planning a tour together
Here is a link to a day in the life video they did in late 2014 >>> link
Since 2015 it’s been a gradual slide out of the closet (particularly for Dan, who tends to be more vocal about everything)
Here is a link to the video they posted of their vacation to Japan >>> link
Last October there was another shift (one specifically referenced by Dan and Phil themselves, not just a fan-observed thing) and it’s been a much more rapid escalation of openness and natural behavior towards each other on camera. Since October they’re more flirty, more affectionate, more physical
And as of 2017 they are reaching new and new heights of being open about their life together and let me tell you, it is a fan-fucking-tastic fandom to be a part of right now
Here is a link to one of their videos from this past December >>> link
Annabeth was without her best friend for 6 months and tbh probably everything reminded her of him
percy MISSED PROM.
THAT MEANS ANNABETH HAD TO WATCH ALL OF THOSE PROMPOSALS AT HER SCHOOL WHILE HE WAS MISSING
percy saw annabeth’s face when looking at aphrodite
annabeth kissed percy for the first time and told him to be careful and then he immediately blew up Mount St. Helens, woke Typhon and went missing for two weeks
percy turned into a guinea pig and annabeth will probably never let him forget
percy showed up to his own funeral and it was pretty much the funniest thing ever
percy and annabeth have never experienced as much shit as they have with any other person. I mean sure there were other people with them, but both of the them experienced ALL OF THAT SHIT together pretty much 100% of the time.
no one will ever know the full story.
probably every single person in existence cried at their wedding
i wrote those out on mobile 5 minutes before i had to meet with an advisor at school so tbh it’s a little jumbled but here’s the thing. it’s pretty obvious that amy enjoys what would be considered “dorky” things (by gina standards, at least). she plays french horn and she knits and she watches property brothers and wheel of fortune and is in bed before 10. she’s pretty comfortable with who she is and what she likes, and hasn’t really had a history of being ashamed of any of those things (embarrassed, yes, but not to the point that she feels the need to change). jake’s not a saint and he’s probably not the first boyfriend she’s had who loves and appreciates her quirks, we can pretty safely assume that none of the ones who went before him made an effort to do/watch/read the things she likes doing/watching/reading. and tbh the fact that amy canonically didn’t understand teddy’s obsession with brewing pilsners (going so far as actually naming that quirk in their breakup) kind of suggests to me that amy acted the same way to any previous boyfriends.
and then jake comes along, and they started dropping these little hints in the dialogue - while nothing really seemed to change from an outsider’s perspective, everything changed between the two of them. what little walls they had up between each other were destroyed pretty much immediately (i will NEVER get over the fact that he was willing to take a demotion for her just SIX DAYS IN good grief) because it turns out jake actually likes watching property brothers and doesn’t mind going to sleep earlier than he used to and even if he doesn’t really like reading he likes being able to understand all of amy’s dorky jokes. so he picks up these rather intimidatingly long novels and starts reading them, probably at first getting distracted by the knowledge that at some point amy read these words and amy turned this page and amy probably mouthed the dialogue along with this character - and before he knew it he was actually very into these books and found that he sort of forgets he’s reading when the plot is this good.
i’ll tell you something, it’s an act of tremendous love and affection for someone to pick up something they’ve previously shown no interest in purely for your benefit - but for that person to fall in love with it for all the same reasons you do is such a calming confirmation that you really are so incredibly similar (and are high-key soul mates but that’s for another day)
ANYWAYS i’m done being extra and i need jake and amy going to the harry potter theme park on vacation, like, yesterday
Can someone please prevent the 12 year old twins from SM! What a mess tbh them liking Eleanor pics, sometimes Larry, sometimes danielle....I'm just? I don't care if they know what's going on but this is so unnecessary! Louis, dan, please do something honestly!
If what two pre-teens are doing on social media is upsetting you so much, here’s a wild concept - stop following them on social media. You’re the one who is obsessing over what they’re liking on Instagram, and I hate to break it to you, sweets, but those likes are probably happening for people like you - people who are following their every move and getting worked up about it, either out of excitement for Elounor’s reunion, or out of distress. Calm down and leave them alone. Social media activity is so insignificant in the grand scheme of things and it’s constantly used to send a message (and often a bullshit message at that), so if it’s bothering you, step away from their accounts and devote your time and attention to something else. They are TWELVE YEARS OLD and I’m beyond tired of getting messages bitching about them.
Sometimes I feel like he gets reduced to a stereotype and/or trope of himself, basically, like there are two things that always get referred to - his physical, ahem, attractiveness, and his hidden heart of gold. Which is fine, this is great for him, but also… we don’t really delve that deep?
This is maybe just indicative of the fact that the females in the books get far more scrutiny than the male characters. But that does a disservice to them, tbh, bc we pretty much talk about Cassian in relation to Nesta and… what else? That’s basically it. I mean if there were no nessian, what would we say about him? Maybe it’s actually ironic that he is talked about usually in terms of Nesta, and not outside of that potential relationship.
But give me his relationship with Mor, and with Azriel, and with Rhysand. Like… that’s so fascinating?
Forget everything you’ve ever learned about the tale of how the propane bombs were planted at Columbine High. We all know how slick and cool REB and VoDkA came across in the famous scene of Zero Hour. They strolled into the Commons with fierce purpose shrouded in their uber school shooter dark aesthetic: black trench coats, combat boots and shades carrying their
pièce de résistance bombs in their “bags of terrorism” (yes, they referred to them as that). Casually kneeling down and setting their instruments of terror with ease right in front of their peers.
But in reality?
Well, reality paints a very different picture demonstrating how banal the entire thing looked. Amazingly ordinary and casual..yet as we’ll later learn, they almost look a little too slow pokey considering their very tight schedule.
I lightened these images up and sharpened them as well.
‘Eric’ approaching the column from the left wobbling a bit with his orange gym bag held in his right hand
A wild ‘Dylan’ lopes forth approaching the column from the left carrying his navy blue gym bag in his left hand
Here be some ordinary looking dudes hauling their heavy but lethal gym bags near the columns in the cafeteria. ‘Eric’s’ small frame is struggling a slight bit barely managing to prevent the bag from coming into contact with objects or people walking by. The two are having no trouble being themselves, looking effortlessly awkward yet casual af while ironically implementing something deadly..
Of course, we didn’t really expect that level of dramatic professionalism from Eric and Dylan now did we? Nah.. Not really.
This is going to be long. so read on under the cut. :)
I JUST SEEN UR JIKOOK ANALYSIS AND I SCREAMED BC I'VE NOT SEEN ANY. i have been literal jikook trash ever since that iconic backhug scene (u know which one) and there wasnt that many moments before that because y'know, shy jungkook and all, it was sad af and recently, within the last year, THERE HAS BEEN SO MANY. people say it's fan service but i know for a fact it's not. like actually look at them? i ship them so hard it hurts. for me, personally, i think they're the realist ship in bts.
LISTEN, I KNOW THE ONE. LISTEN, LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN.
I used to not ship jikook way back in the day? when jungkook was shyer? I thought that it was fan service then, and their dynamic of jimin flirting and jungkook running away at the time i dismissed as a casual fan service dynamic or maybe just as a running gag between both of them just as a casual dynamic? But as time went on I realized, that it wasn’t?
It’s just…so…obvious…that it isn’t just a gag.
Listen, as time went on it became really clear that Jeongguk really cared about Jimin that much was clear. But then as more time went on, it became a little too much? Not in the whole, over the top way, in the subtleties way. In the way Jeongguk always teases Jimin to get his attention, but when others tease Jimin he instantly defends him, in the little stares and the really long stares, in the way he speaks so softly and affectionately about Jimin. And then, in the way they touch each other, it’s so comfortable and soft. Jeongguk’s VERY VERY obvious jealous, which if you know anything at ALL about body language is literally like IMPOSSIBLE to miss. As every day goes by, Jeongguk’s affectionate nature for Jimin becomes more honest and easy and clear. And not in a fanservice way in that way that comes from spending close to 7 years with someone, someone you cherish and someone you’re comfortable with.
I focus on Jeongguk because, tbh, Jeongguk is the most obvious one out of both of them in my opinion, which is REALLy funny to me because Anti-shippers of Jikook like to think that Jeongguk is the one that doesn’t like Jimin and like to say Jimin is just obsessed or Jeongugk never returns the affection. If they think that A.) they’re living in the past, or B.) they’re mindlessly hating or ya know, just blind.
Jeongguk is the most obvious man in the world, and i think it should be REALLY obvious to see how genuinely he cares about Jimin, how attached he is, and how deep their bond runs. And that’s just on the LOWEST level.
I’m not saying Jikook is the realest ship in Bangtan, but, I’m not NOT saying it either…
Sketchy screenshot redraws featuring the human versions of the bears I created because I am actually becoming obsessed with this show, help me.
I switched Grizz’s sportsketball thing out with a hat cause my friend recently suggested that I keep their bear ears and I thought it’d be interesting if they had to hide them in public because bear-people.
btw these man-children are scared to death of a flipping garden snake tbh. Also, dem beard scruffs and arm hairs.
i'm LOOOOVING bts obsession with black music artists. Jimin said Jeremih, Tae said Corinne Bailey Rae, and Yoongi said fucking Travis Scott & Jimin's got a lot of potential to make some 90's baby making music tbh
Request: hey hi hello it’s the anon who requested E4 Barry smut god bless it was so good. Could I maybe request some angsty E4 Barry? I’m just obsessed with him tbh anything including him would satisfy me. Please and thank you, you’re wonderful. 💕😊
a/n: AHHHH YOU LIKE MY E4 BARRY? HOLY TOLITO
When Barry enters the safe house, he staggers to the counter, duffle bag falling to the tiles in the kitchen. Peering around the dimly lighted room, he shoves his hands into the pockets of his black zip up hoodie. Dollar bills crinkle in his vein covered fists and he pulls them out, dropping them on the flat surface.
His lower body leans forward; knobs of the drawers pressing into his thigh, which his silver basketball shorts mask. Sniffling, he untangles the wrinkled bills from themselves, laying them flat and counting. Forty seven dollars. That’s what he made tonight. Rubbing his forehead, he sighs, resting his arms on the edge.
The lights flicker on, illuminating the small kitchen. “B-Barry?” He hears you whisper quietly; it sounds like you’re on the verge of tears. Something shifts in your hands, creating scratching noises. “What the fuck is this?” you blubber, voice cracking slightly.
Barry spins on a dime, mouth hanging open and eyes darting from your face to your hands. Shit. In your hands is a black bag, filled to the brim with stacks of money. “What is it?!” you shout loudly, tears welling up in your eyes as you step forward. His long eyelashes fan downward and he plays with his fingers; hoodie unzipped, exposing his toned torso. “I can’t believe you!” you fume, throwing the bag at his feet, green short shorts swaying at your thighs.
The speedster sighs deeply, pulling at one of his tiny gauges nervously. “You weren't…” he breathes, squeezing his eyelids shut tightly. “You weren’t supposed to find that…” he grunts, gritting his teeth together, trying to be quiet for Ellie’s sake.
Shaking your head, you tug at the end of your black band tank top, squinting at your husband. “Why?!” you spit, lowering your voice to a hushed whisper. Barry remains silent; head cocked to the side, chestnut locks barely touching his bushy eyebrow. “Why?!” you repeat, shoving his chest backwards.
Shutting his eyes again, he rubs the slight scruff scattered across his upper lip, sucking in a breath. “I,” Barry swallows, placing his other hand on his hip. “I was buying the tickets to go to Disney tomorrow, but I needed more money… I made sure nobody saw.” he answers in a gruff voice, plump pink lips in a firm line.
Your shoulders slump as you stare at him through clouded vision. “And you didn’t tell me you were robbing a fucking bank?!” you quiver, holding your temples with both hands. His green eyes droop and he frowns, side of his index finger above his lips, abs scrunching in and out, moving the belly ring. “Barry… I thought you were making money!”
“I am!” he defends, standing up straighter, towering over your body. “It’s not enough though!” Barry sighs, combing his nimble fingers through his thick hair. You frown, drying your cheeks. “Babydoll, I just want to take my girls on a trip, please.” he stresses, cupping her face with his palms. “Please…” he mumbles, kissing your lips softly but deeply.
Sighing into his mouth, you wrap your arms around his neck, tilting your head to get a better angle. He kisses you again and again, hands traveling down to your waist, squeezing. “Just…” you sigh, resting your nose on his freckled cheek. “Tell me next time.”
“Okay, babydoll.” Barry whispers, kissing the side of your head.