i was obsessed with him for like 2 years

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Favorite youtubers in no particular order

4/?: The Third Pew

“Someone from my school tweeted or something and said: ‘Nathan is so annoying now. He’s obsessed with being black.’ I’m like.. Thank you! Thank you for noticing, man. After 18 years of obsessing about being what I’m not, I’m finally obsessing about being who i am and that is so important to me.”

So I’m having to do some witchcraft for the first time in a while because apparently some creepy asshole doesn’t understand the word no and won’t leave my friend alone. I’m going to charge a few protection amulets, fling a nasty curse at him and then cleanse the bullshit off me. Good plans for a Thursday night if you ask me.

anonymous asked:

(1)I want to say something and it's not hate message! I will never understand that american obsession with age difference. Don't date seniors? Like srsly? They are like three/four years older? That's not even an age difference. I'm from Poland. Here if you date someone from the same school and the same age as you, you are loser. Almost no one does it. When I was 14 I had a boyfriend who was 19. When I was in the last year of high school I had boyfriend 10 years older then me and I'm fine!

(2)my parents were okay with it when they met him because he was an amazing guy and I was with him for more than a year. My aunt meet her husband when she was 18 and he 35 and they are together for 15 years and they are super happy. I don’t know why this bothers you guys? I always thought that was just tv show thing and always rolls my eyes when a girl didn’t want to date a guy year older than her. Not only older guy can use a girl. A guy in her age can do the same. Just my opinion. No hate:)

idk how it is in different countries but in america its pretty dangerous and it’s really dangerous to normalize it sooooooooo im not gonna stop talking about how horrible it is lol

yall kno that 90s blog with the vhs tapes? I have it on good authority he 30+ an is lowkey a predator, obsession over girls just turnin 18 (there was a girl he’d talk 2 a lot when she was 17 an then on her 18th sent her lots of gifts an when she didn’t reciprocate he started to shittalk this girl over a decade under him!
he made those lil movies which at most glances seem p harmless till u realize it’s a 30 year old guy askin these teens 2 make out again an again like a groutier vincent Gallo almost

anyways please b careful everyone let the youngsters kno

anonymous asked:

Remember when Taylor made I knew you were a trouble about Harry and she wrote it like 2 years before haylor lol and when in her 22 music video she dressed like Harry just bc she wanted the attention? Lol and when she wore the airplane necklace of Harry in her out of the woods mv! She's the only who is obsessed with Harry lol

LITERALLY SAVE HIM FROM HER. 

ARMY TAG >.<

1. Who was your bias when you first started stanning BTS? 

J-Hope! he’s the reason I got into BTS~ the video of him crying to his family’s video message made me want to protect him >_<

2. Who is your current bias? 

Tae Tae was my bias wrecker that i thought id get over- but two years have gone and passed and i still am obsessed with him fluffy smile

3. What is your favourite bangtan bomb? 

That’s so hard cause there is so many but the first that come to mind are maybe J-Hope’s birthday bomb or when the 95 line was bullying/ playing hide and seek with JHoe

4. What is your favourite BTS song? 

sooo so many, like legit all, but I was actually obsessed with Outro: do you think it makes sense (especially jungkook’s “Listen” in the beginning heheh) for such a long time.

5. Which member is your bias wrecker? 

tae tae and yoongi likes to creep in sometimes ;) 

6. Which member appears in your dreams the most? 

i dont know why but i dream about jungkook and rap monster multiple times (no tae dreams tho :( )

7. What is your favourite BTS MV?

The I need you original MV was actual art

8.What is your favourite BTS choreography? 

 Blood Sweat and Tears, save me and bapsae were crazy 

9. Which BTS choreography do you dance to most often? 

i am horrible at dancing and their choro’s are so hard :P 

10. How long have you been an ARMY? 

i got into them fully during my summer break in 2015

12. Which album art is your favourite? 

young forever ~ cause it has so many songs but dark and wild was an actual bop

13. Which member would you choose to be your husband? 

As much as i love Jhorse, tae and sugar ~ i think me a rap mon would get along the best in real life 

anonymous asked:

Mmmm my friend was watching the impossible and was like nah Tom is so cute then she googled him and was like damn he fine. And I was like yeah I guess... LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW I've been obsessing for like 2 years and I fucking love him. She was like 'yup he's my new obsession hah' AND I WAS LIKE I THINK THE FUCK NOT!!!! NAH UH NO WAY HUNNY I ain't spending 2 years reading Tom fics and being part of this fandom just so you can swoop in and steal my man... No

Damn you’ve been loyal! I found out about him because I had a Spidey day were I just watch all of the Spider-man (no seriously he’s my fav superhero) movies and after TASM 2 I was like Andrew is a cutie why did he get fired. So I researched and then came across Civil War, saw Tom and was like “eh” and now “eh” has become “I want to marry him and make him the father of my offspring"😂

Disney Land Paris

For a levels I take media studies; so, the department took us on a trip to help us with our course & exam (educational 3 day trip - today is the last day).
Do you know how many people that saw that looked a little like O!? 2 people wtf - but still!?
The first man was with a lady - so my heart started to break inside, even though I know he’s at home marking test papers.
The second was my server at McDonald’s.

You know what? I’m highly obsessed since I miss him this much… and then I came to the conclusion that I’ve fallen in love with a man who has only taught me for 5 months so far & interacted with 3 times in the previous school year.

The conclusion make sense… sort of, especially as it feels different to like him like warm fuzzy different - like I found a long lost childhood toy.

I was tagged by @nylonsandlipstick​ thank you!!!!

1. who was your childhood cartoon crush?

Aladdin. I always defended him from myh family, who said it was “wrong to steal”. Aladdin defense squad 2K6


2. if you could have coffee/tea with someone in the past, who would you speak to and what would you speak about?

My grandpa, about the Borgias (because years after his death my mom told me that after a trip to italy my grandpa became obsessed with The Borgia family just like me during my Borgia phase)


3. if you could commit any crime without any consequences, which would you commit and how?

I’d probably steal something that I consider overpriced. Maybe a book. I wouldn’t be able to hide that so if it’s with no consequences I’d pick it up and leave the bookstore


4. which celebrity do you think is problematic?

hmmm I’m not much into celebrities rn???? But… Justin Bieber (even tho I used to be a Belieber from 11 to 14 so every time he does something problematic it hurts my inner 13 year old a bit)


5. what book series do you believe deserves to be adapted into a tv series?

CAIDOS DEL MAPA!!!!!!!! seriously those books are the best books for tweens and had a tv show that only covered the first book and then that was it??? But I’d love it if it was rebooted

Also every book by Laura Avila would make a nice movie for kids


6. what’s your least favorite film genre?

Those Super-Macho-violence-drugs-guns-movies. And the Narconovellas that have become popular in south america lately (stop it!!!!!! 50% of the hispanic section on netflix is about criminals!!!!)


7. what’s your top most played song?

atm? Chase me by dreamcatcher


8. if you could be a superhero and join a superhero team, what would your power be and which team would you join?

I WOULD FLY and I know there are cooler superpowers out there but to me nothing can beat flying

And I would join big hero 6 so I wouldn’t be the youngest


9. if could dye your hair any color without fear if damaging your hair or the color fading, which would you choose?

PURPLE


10. which mythical creature would you be?

Fairy bc FLYING and WINGS (also I loved winx as a child and kind of still do)


11. what’s your favorite tv show?

Avatar Legend of Aang is something I can always rewatch. Also quite addicted to La esclava blanca lately

Okay I’ll tag @iliveinnarniaandstudyathogwarts@valiantnomore@valiantohqueen@valiantlionesslucy@sky-girls @keiththepaladin and @super-confetti-cannon

Buzzfeed’s Questions for Men

1) How does it feel to be the same sex as Donald Trump?

Quite good actually. Trump may be a distasteful person but at least he’s done well in life and I have no reason to begrudge him for that.

2) Why do you hate rom-coms?

I like them actually. I make a point of watching Valentines Day every Valentines and watching its christmas counterpart on christmas.

2b) Or do you just think you need to hate them?

Again, I like them.

3) Everybody likes The Notebook.

I actually don’t because I think it’s an unhealthy relationship dynamic. He loves her for literally years and is obsessive as fuck and instead should have moved on.

4) Everybody likes Beyonce.

I don’t but that’s a side effect of being English and having high standards. I’m more of a Emily Rickards kinda guy.

5) It’s just a fact.

Pretty loose interpretation of fact since it’s wrong.

6) Why do you make women sit around and talk about men in movies-

I have actually never done this. On my last date the girl I was with started rambling about hot guys in movies because I spaced out and my ex and I had list of celebrities we would accept as acceptable if we got busy with. But yeah trying to get a girl to do something simple like get ready is hard enough.

7) When you easily just sit around and talk about boobs for hours

Who even does this? I mean I’ve had three conversations about boobs that I can remember and all were with girls I had a thing with.

8) Why do you automatically think you won’t like TV shows or movies that star a female lead?

I don’t. What I would oppose is a feminist orientated film that makes the woman a Mary Sue in a boring sort of way. I like Scarlett Johannsson as Widow and would comfortably watch a whole movie about her exploits, ideally with Evans and Hemsworth appearing for comedic effect or to aid the plot.

9) Why are you surprised when women are funny?

I’m not. Sure less women are funny as comedians and I can’t think of one I’d watch but just because standup isn’t their area doesn’t mean they can’t succeed elsewhere. I mean it’s not like I’d date a girl who can’t make me laugh.

And btw my friend Tegan is fucking hilarious when we hang out.

10) I’m probably funnier than you.

I’m not really a funny person but I don’t think you’d be very funny. You seem arrogant and an upstart which is basically the death of comedy in my eyes.

11) Why do you think we’re obsessed with you when we hook up?

I don’t ‘hook up’ because I’m not into short relationships.

12) 9/10 we just want to leave, just like you.

If by some chance I hooked up with a girl A) she could leave whenever, B) she’d only be there if she felt she wanted to, and C) if I wanted to leave I’d just leave.

I think you need to grow a spine and make decisions then act on them one day.

13) Why can’t I sleep with as many people as I want to without being judged?

Because that’s disgusting behaviour, hell I look with higher eyes at prostitutes than I do sluts. You being a girl doesn’t even come into this. People who sleep around aren’t the kind of people I’m interested in.

14) *skipping because this person had a bad experience and is not relevant to all males in general*

Hey no fair I wanted to read this… :(

15) In what world does no mean yes?

When I’m ticking my best friend usually.

16) *skipping because this is misandrist as fuck*

Also no fair. We have to allow hate speech to be spoke before we can destroy it.

17) Why do you think that just because you’re nice to me that I owe you my body?

I don’t think this. You should try to project less… Though I wonder if you can point yourself at a wall and show off power points yet..

18) Why would you ever send an unsolicited dick pic?

I don’t. If a girl wants to see me naked she can get in my bedroom and take my clothes off.

19) Why do you sit with your legs wide open? I get that you have balls, but I don’t do the same for my boobs?

I don’t really wear skirts often (never actually come to think of it) so it’s not really a problem for me. If you’re regarding the people who sit at an almost 180 angle then I don’t see why that’d be comfy either.

20) Why do you think women who wear makeup are false advertising?

I don’t. I just find that girls who over use makeup are wasting its potential.

21) We can say the same thing about your dick size?

I’ve never lied about it, there’s no point. But yeah I was really surprised when I head the average was six inches because tbh that’s sorta small.

22) Why isn’t it weird when there is a bunch of old, white men sitting in an office making legislatio-

And yet progressives want to vote in Bernie Sanders, an old white man.

But as to why it’s not weird then my answer would be that politicians should be judged on policy and results rather than age of skin colour. I don’t care if I like a politician so long as they can do their job.

23) Why are straight guys so obsessed with lesbians?

I’m straight and lesbians are disgusting. But the obsession is likely the same reason so many girls like gay porn: the particular piece of equipment they’re into shows up twice. Personally I prefer to just read cute stories where kinky sex shows up coincidentally.

24) How does it feel to get kicked in the balls?

Never been stupid enough to let anyone try it. I have failed at vaulting over a metal bar and I’d liken it to someone hitting your girly parts with a baseball bat. Feel free to try it at home.

25) Do you ever get tired of trying to be manly all the time?

Yeah I suck at being manly so I don’t really try to bother with it.

26) Why are you so afraid of gender equality?

Depends on what you call equality. If you see equality as the capability to reach the same heights without needing help from an outside source then you already have it. I take issue when you either start playing identity politics and boost people based on irrelevant observational facts. I also take issue when you try to force equality onto people and blame someone else for all of your problems.

But yeah, if you want to get ahead on your own merit then all I say is godspeed you mad bastard.

27) Why do I deserve to be paid less than you?

You seem to have chosen a fucking easy job and since I plan on joining the army then my job is simply worth more to society than yours is.

28) In what world does 77 cents equal a dollar?

Aww poor little idiot can’t understand how averages and statistics work and assumes correlation is causation.

29) Why are you intimidated by a woman who makes more money than you?

I would marry a woman who makes more money than me if she was the right girl. I would actually like to marry a girl who earns more than I do because it shows that she’s probably well directed and intelligent.

30) Why are opinionated women seen as bitches?

Nobody likes opinionated people thats why the guys versions are assholes and the female versions are bitches. Your inability to keep yourself to yourself isn’t really relevant.

31) Why aren’t you speaking up when your male friends behind closed doors are making offensive jokes about women?

Because you can’t give offence you can only take it. My favourite joke is What’s the best thing about fucking twenty five year olds? There’s twenty of them not because I enjoy pedophilia but because I like the word play and because it made me laugh. If you’re so arrogant that you cannot allow a joke to be made at your expense then you clearly have nothing better to do.

32) Why are you so afraid of recognising your own privilege?

Because I’m nineteen and can’t get a job because I’ve never had a job and thus can only get a job by getting a job of which I will need a job to get. Probably that.

Let me tell you something about Nicol Bolas. We were best friends 2,000 years ago. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then 1,300 years ago, I started going out with my first boyfriend Chromat who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Otaria, and Nicol was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Chromat, he’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-planeswalkers pool party, I was like, “Nicol, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re evil.” I mean I couldn’t have someone evil at my party. There were gonna be planeswalkers there without their armor. I mean, right? He was EVIL. So then he came to Tarkir to kill me, it was so ridiculous. And then he dropped off the map because of the mending, and he came back for Alara’s Conflux, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he’s on crack.
—  Ugin

So we had some guests over for dinner today, and one of them was Japanese (the husband of the person we knew) so naturally I try to impress him with the 2 years of Japanese language training I had in college. But then my dad bursts in with a, “Oh, she loooooves Japanese culture. Especially THE NARUTO. She’s obsessed with THE NARUTO.”

And my face at that moment was just like 

“How dare you reveal my Naruto weeb life to the gentleman?” 

do you ever just sit down to watch a movie from five or ten years ago and realize that your celebrity crush was a background character that had, like, one line, if that, and it’s just so weird to think how five years ago you were sitting down, watching this movie, without even a clue that you’d one day have an enormous crush on crewman #2