i was not prepared for this situation

Siren Part 1

The second story I am going to upload today. This one will be a two-parter, I’ll post the second part in a few days. I hope you enjoy! Oh, and this one is a bit… uh… more intense than usual I feel. Still nothing too dark but not quite my usual fluff. Part two though… =P Without further ado…


Pyrrha stared at the scene in front of her in horror, nearly dropping her sword in shock. She had prepared for many situations as they left for this mission, making sure she was ready for any sort of Grimm they could encounter, any environment they could find themselves in, any injuries one could reasonably expect to obtain. What she wasn’t prepared for however, was to see her partner kissing, no, being kissed deeply by a strange women.

Some small, repressed part of her was repulsed in jealousy, but that part was stifled by concern as she saw her team’s leader pushing against the woman’s shoulders aggressively. It was clear he wasn’t exactly enthused about the kiss, which both relieved and made Pyrrha’s anger spike up. How DARE that woman use her partner in such a way.

She was about to rush forward when she saw Jaune’s hands slowly struggle less, before falling limp at his side. When she stepped back, Jaune merely wobbled for a moment before collapsing like a sack of potatoes on the ground.

“Jaune…” Pyrrha cried out, frozen in terror. What had just happened?

“How dare you do that to our leader!” Nora cried out, switching her hammer to it’s grenade launcher form. “Pyrrha was supposed to do that!” She snapped angrily, earning a confused look from the redhead before she fired off a round towards the enemy huntress.

The tall, raven haired, mature woman just smirked as she stood perfectly still. Nora’s grenade exploded and the woman was encased in smoke.

Approaching carefully, Pyrrha prepared for a counter attack. She had to rescue Jaune, but she couldn’t let her guard down in the moment. As the dust settled, she almost dropped her weapons yet again. Standing in front of the strange huntress, Jaune stood there braced behind his shield, having saved her from Nora’s grenade.

“Jaune?” Pyrrha asked nervously. There’s no reason her leader would suddenly have switched sides like that. Had he learned something during their little… “exchange”?

The woman cackled. “I’m sorry Hun, he can’t really hear you right now. I’m afraid he’s a little… infatuated with me at the moment. They don’t call me Siren for nothing, you know.” She offered with a wink. The woman seemed to stare off in the distance for a moment. “Oh I see. So that’s his story. Interesting.” She smirked. She draped an arm over his shoulder, gently drawing circles on his chest plate.

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“Not so long ago I was on a mission that meant certain death–my death”

Sherlock was prepared to die. He probably planned to overdose on the plane. So when he received an unexpected reprieve from death, he dove straight into cases–working on so many at a time that John tries to rein him in (“you can’t go on spinning plates like this”). Understandable, really, because Sherlock sacrificed his life for John by murdering Magnussen, entered solitary confinement and accepted a suicide mission. Sherlock thought he would never have this again.

He worked as if on borrowed time, throwing himself eagerly into situations where he faces death. 

  • He tells John he’s “having fun, while I can." 
  • When he encounters what he thought was Moriarty’s puzzle, he not only says it’s designed to "tease” and “beguile” him, it’s a “noose” for him to willingly put his neck in. 
  • He faces Ajay without back-up, knowing this man has already killed in his pursuit of the Thatcher statues. 
  • When snipers attack the house in Morocco, Sherlock leaps into the center of the room to cover John while Mary dove for cover. 
  • Perhaps most telling of all, when Mrs. Norbury shoots, he appears to be accepting his fate.

Sherlock thought he was the Merchant of Samarra; he didn’t expect to survive, and anticipated dying throughout The Six Thatchers. He thought these cases were his last. 

10 Tips For Spanking A Little

1. Adjust the intensity of each spank at random, so they can’t prepare for the pain and don’t know what to expect.

2. If she’s giggling or laughing, you need to spank harder.

3. Take breaks and pull her hair, choke her, or put your finger in her mouth, or whisper something naughty into her ear to remind her that you own her.

4. Make sure she can’t see your hands. This again comes back to making sure they can’t mentally “prepare” for each spank before they get it.

5. Caress her ass and pussy occasionally.

6. Keep her in the same place and don’t allow her to walk about or wiggle around or stretch her legs.

7. Don’t smile or make jokes about the situation. You’re her Daddy so act like one.

8. Don’t let her lead the situation. It’s better to just spank, instead of asking things like “Should I spank harder?” or “Is that good?”.

9. Get a paddle or some other spanking tool to use sometimes. Hands are great but it’s nice to spice it up with something new once in a while.

10. After the spanking session is over, make sure to give her lots of hugs and after-care

Day Seventy-Three

-The holidays have ended. The store is silent, empty to an extent I had forgotten was possible. I feel a deep sense of tranquility at the presence of short lines and easy shifts.

-My ability to wear jeans to work for the holidays is gone, and with it, my zest for life.

-Today we are on the lookout due to a potential possible stalker-ish type situation. Years of hyper-attentiveness due to extreme anxiety have prepared me for this exact situation. I am ready.

-I find myself covered in an endless coat of glitter from all of the discounted Christmas decorations. I believe I have found the definition of “zen”.

-A woman became angry after having her check denied. She was certain that the stamp on her check had caused it. The stamp was, though, our system denying the check. The jury is still out on this case of Chicken v. Egg, but I hope she will find the truth soon.

-I passed a woman wearing a shirt that read, “Love Is L'Amour.” I am appreciative of such a helpful Rosetta Stone of a shirt.

-I am endlessly baffled by diapers being so expensive when they are little more than disposable poop bags. Some have Disney characters on them. These are the only ones I would be willing to pay full price for. All other lines of diapers have a great deal of explaining to do.

-A woman in her late fifties or early sixties purchased a large bottle of lube and a larger box of condoms. I respect her safety and am proud of her lifestyle.

-I handed a screaming girl a strip of stickers, instantly stopping the screams. The next guess complimented me on my knowledge of children, and how I knew exactly what to do to stop her cries. I am always willing to take compliments from any sources, but I do feel guilty for not explaining to her that the child had been screaming about how badly she wanted stickers.

-A child encountered her reflection in the lane’s mirror and immediately carried out the natural reaction: dancing wildly at herself while cackling maniacally.

-A woman came through my lane wearing a sweatshirt with the phrase, “God Is Good, Y'all” on it. Usually I am not one to pay attention to gospel given to me by strangers, but from such a casual and laid-back hoodie, I think I might give it a shot.

i know that it’s supposed to be a horrible fate and everything, but watching beauty and the beast yesterday, i found myself extremely jealous of belle’s whole life-as-a-prisoner situation.

like, belle gets to:

  • hang out at home every day
  • only see a few people, most of whom are in fun household object shapes
  • have great food prepared for her
  • have cool-ass castle grounds to wander around without having to worry about running into someone else
  • never think about getting a job or money or generally adulting
  • instantly travel anywhere in the world thanks to a magic book and come back home just as instantaneously

i want that life.

Notes on Function Maturity

Immature Si: I only seek details that make me comfortable while ignoring or downplaying important details that might require me to change course
Mature Si: I prepare myself to perform well by methodically learning and attending to every new or significant detail that each situation brings

Immature Ni: I believe I know how the world works though I can’t see myself accurately and don’t know how to live my own life meaningfully
Mature Ni: I make positive progress because I possess a deep and meaningful vision of who I should be and what I contribute to the world

Immature Ti: I follow my own rules and principles without really understanding exactly how my actions influence the world at large
Mature Ti: I seek precise knowledge of what impact my thoughts/behaviors produce so as to act coherently without harm, bias, or hypocrisy

Immature Fi: I can only see as far as my own values and suffering so I can’t formulate a factual and objective understanding of the world at large
Mature Fi: I seek deep understanding of human experience in order to act with integrity and work to prevent/alleviate suffering for myself and others

Immature Se: I simply react as circumstances dictate without enough consideration for whether the direction is the right one to take
Mature Se: I seek out new/positive learning experiences and fully appreciate that the unexpected can teach me to be more adaptable to life’s changes

Immature Ne: My mind is unable to conceptualize the best ideas or grasp the most promising opportunities for making progress in life
Mature Ne: I am confident in making continual progress because I can work out many viable paths to approach any situation or difficult problem

Immature Te: I utilize power to shape the world into what I want it to be and fail to realize that my actions do not produce universally positive results
Mature Te: I utilize my strengths to get positive results for all and work to improve my weaknesses so as to minimize negative or harmful behaviors

Immature Fe: I only care about others in terms of how they affect me and fail to treat them as individuals with their own unique needs/experiences
Mature Fe: I can see other people objectively and separately from myself and respond to their needs appropriately and compassionately

Why is no one talking about MBLAQ’s current situation?!

It really is quite surprising to me that NO ONE has reported on what’s happening with MBLAQ right now. Like, it’s been several days since G.O spilled everything about the company just up and fucking disappearing on them, but I’ve seen not a word on any international KPop “news” outlets. Not even trash allkpop has made a post about it and they fucking LOVE anything that will cause drama…


A KPop idol revealing that their company screwed them over so badly that he doesn’t even want to be a singer anymore and that “You guys will have to prepare for a handkerchief when you guys learn that how much all three of us got hurt in the future“ is apparently not news??!?! A big name KPop group has been technically disbanded (a regrouping after military service seems likely, but it’s still unclear at this point) and no one even says anything?!?!!

This is equally the weirdest (no one is talking about it) and saddest (what actually happened) KPop situation I’ve seen in awhile. Ugh… I was never an A+, but I have always liked MBLAQ. I hope they serve well (G.O and Mir are enlisted now, Seungho will join them soon) and come back stronger. JTC never did right by them and everyone knows it; they deserve a new start.

Soon there’s going to be an entire article dedicated to Harry and his role in Dunkirk. He’s going to sit down with some journalist and talk about his audition, where he was when he received the news, how he mentally and physically prepared to get into the part of a young 1940 soldier caught in the middle of a desperate, life threatening situation, how it was to work with one the most acclaimed Hollywood directors…. and if he has found that something that feels as good as performing. Soon there’s going to be an article and so much more, and I, for one, absolutely cannot wait for that moment to come. 

  • me: okay, here's the situation. it's 1 am and we've run out of alcohol but this party has the potential to go on till 5 or 6 with afterparty and hookup possibilities. how do we fix this.
  • earth signs: ok, i've found 50 different websites that deliver alcohol to your door but if this doesn't work we'll have to be prepared for the possibility that the party just has to end sooner, let's be rational
  • fire signs: DUde let's DO THIS there's a liquor store 50 miles from here but I'll RUN over there and RUN back alright! WOOOOO! FUCK YES!
  • water signs: *already crying* we're out of alcohol??
  • air signs: idk if you know but i have this crazy experimental technique of home brewing alcohol out of vinegar and soda that i'd love to try

i honestly don’t think trump realizes what he’s signed up for. being president is a grueling, largely unrewarding, 24/7 365 days a year job. you don’t get a break. you don’t get a vacation. there is no bailing out or declaring bankruptcy. if someone bombs a country at 2 am in the morning, you need to be prepared to handle the situation at 2 am in the morning. you have to be more than just talk. you need to be able to sit in meeting upon meeting and make important policy decisions and work for hours on end because if you don’t the whole country suffers. you can’t just pretend you know what you’re talking about, can’t just rely on provocative rhetoric and an energized base. you need to actually work to get things done, learn the intricacies of government, of other countries’ governments, of foreign affairs, of laws. you can’t bullshit your way through the oval office

So, Youtube’s altered their ‘restricted mode’ to restrict more than just age-inappropriate videos now.

It doesn’t demonetize videos, but it does completely hide results.

This is my channel when in restricted mode. Notice anything missing?

This is it when in unrestricted mode.

Oh yeah it’s that animation I spent months preparing that isn’t NSFW at all.

Fuck you Youtube.

I’ll be the first to acknowledge not all my content is kosher, but Override’s reception as an original work and not piggybacking off the popularity of a meme or fandom has already put its views in a pretty sparse situation. Hiding it from results all together for half of Youtube’s audience is a nail in the coffin.

I’m fucking fed up with animating.


4x22 / 5x20

Requested by Anonymous

While I was preparing this gifset, I thought a lot about these two situations. The cases definitely parallel a lot, both of them are pushing the other person away that can’t face this necessary goodbye. Both of them were also thinking this was a last goodbye (at 5x08 she admitted to Hook she thought she was never gonna see him again…)

But then I thought about the one thing that is different. On 4x22 Emma was sacrificing herself for the good of everyone, she was being the savior once more. It included saving Hook, but also everyone else in the town. But on 5x20 it was different, Hook pushed Emma away to make sure she would go back to the world of the living and don’t get stuck in the UW. He was being Emma’s savior. 

And then it made me think about this concept of Hook being the savior’s savior. And of what he said about his job of being the protector of her heart. That is what he was doing there, saying to the savior that is always responsible to saving others (and was saying to him in that scene how she came to save him and she won’t leave without him) that this time he is choosing “her save” over his own, that making sure she would get the hell out of there is his job, that protecting her would always come first.  


iKON’s reaction to their parent’s letters

Chanwoo: “Our youngest Chanwoo who loves to eat home cooked food.  The food my mum prepared is like a medicine that heals me but now the situation is…this situation is…” [trans credit]

Living in Gotham

- School drills include how to deal with a fear gas attack and what to do if the any of the rouges attack.

- Most citizens could beat up thugs in other cities without a blink of the eye.

- The schools have programs in place if they feel a student is likely to turn to the criminal life.

- Instead of kids playing I spy game with different objects, they play I spy the bat.

- Local tabloids are half the Wayne family and half the different vigilantes that dot the roof tops.

- Collecting batarangs is a thing. Like there are so many hanging out on streets. Constant remembers to not let children have them.

- Gas mask are a common item in most households. You always need to be prepared.

- Apartment contracts having rules about no vigilant activity. 

- School closing due to hostage situations or chemical attack on the city. It’s like snow days and extra days are built in the calendar for it. 

- Nightwing is often voted best looking Gotham citizens every year. 

- Conspiracy online websites are a thing. Like who is batman, how do they afford it, and the most important question; who is single.  

Quick list of just some of the things I love about Rogue One:

  • The cold open. No title, no blast of the theme music, no opening crawl. It really helped to prepare for Krennic swooping in with barely any warning and utterly ripping the Ersos’ lives apart.
  • First introduction to adult Jyn. Just like Rey, no dialogue needed to indicate just how hopeless our hero’s situation is.
  • The world settings. Market places and so many different glorious species and races. Food being cooked, deals being made, life going on under the Empire much as it did under the Republic (which we never really got to see, but you get my point). 
  • Cassian being presented as the epic and earnest freedom fighter, totally clean cut hero whooooo just shot his informant in the back so he didn’t slow him down, what the hell?
  • Jedha and everything about it being so tall and immense. Plus the walled city. Love me some walled cities.
  • Jyn clamming up and defensive under interrogation from the Rebels, but then instantly starting to tease the seven foot tall robot who earlier picked her up by the throat and dumped her on the ground. Or happily trying to converse with the rather strange man chattering about the Force and kyber crystals.
  • The key word being ‘try’. Thanks, Cassian.
  • Moral ambiguity of some parts of the Rebellion. Looking at you, Saw.
  • It’s a thing I’ve never really voiced, but if the Rebel Alliance actually existed in this world, striking from hidden bases, would the major powers and those living in them not end up calling them terrorists?
  • Saw Gerrera breaking my heart.
  • Jyn fighting back the tears at the sight of her daddy. Falling to her knees when the hologram’s gone. Desperate for this chance to see her dad again.
  • The fact that there’s no discussion whatsoever about whether Chirrut and Baze can come along with Cassian’s crew, they just hop into the ship with everyone else and boom True Companions activate.
  • I mean yeah they didn’t really have anywhere else to go, what with the planet’s crust splintering and flying every which way, but it’s still a thing I love.    
  • Likewise Bodhi clicking into the group without any discussion. One of them, one of them!
  • Chirrut gripping his staff and chanting his survival mantra when the flight gets bumpy. (This, is me. Kind of. I’m not really religious anymore but if I’m on a flight I will be wearing my St. Christopher’s medal and muttering the Lord’s Prayer nonstop during takeoff and landing.)

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Save Tonight

This is for @dr-dean ‘s A/B/O Birthday Challenge! My prompt was the song Save Tonight by Eagle Eye Cherry. I hope you enjoy it, love!

Summary: Dean and Cas prepare to face yet another doomed situation.

Warning: Smut, a/b/o dynamics including knotting, alpha!Cas and omega!Dean, angst

Word Count: 1700ish

A/N: Feedback always welcome! XOXO

“How many times have we saved the world now?” Dean asks.

He sounds so tired. Too tired. Cas wants to put him to bed and make him sleep until those dark circles under his eyes are gone. But that’s not an option right now. It’s never an option. “Quite a few,” Cas answers instead, watching Dean closely as he takes a drink of his beer.

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Dating Vernon would be like:

-boys having to literally push him so he bumps into you since he still refuses to ask you out saying that he’s not mentally prepared

-laughing awkwardly when you smile at him and acting like he has a complete control over the situation…and no, the boys didn’t just push him in your direction…and hell no, they’re didn’t hide behind that door trying to listen to your conversation

-really shy, awkward skinship at first

-later getting more comfortable with it but still not doing anything more than holding hands in front of the boys…i mean really, they wouldn’t let him live

-playing with his hair constantly, like combing it with your fingers, even braiding it  him silently judging you because of the braids but still letting you do your work

-randomly giving him back hugs and kiss on the cheek and then just running away leaving him standing with a completely red face and a big confused grin

-him playing guitar for you and even trying to sing something but it all somehow ends with you two having random rap battle

-which you obviously lose- ‘’But you know how to lose with a style, jagi!’’-’’ How can that even apply to this situation, Hansol?’’

-boys teasing him because he literally can’t stop smiling whenever he’s near you

-entertaining the boys by imitating the face he made when the girl slapped him in Mansae

-going to his family house a lot because you kind of get along with his mom pretty well and she shows you his baby photos which is a plus

-playing with Sofia also and she willingly tells you all the embarrassing stories from when they were younger  you making sure to remember it all so you can make use of it later

-late night talks about how many puppies and kittens you’re going to have in the future…AND YES YOU EVEN HAVE NAME FOR THEM ALREADY 

-chasing him around the house trying to tickle him

-yes, that usually ends up with big serious tickle fights that leave you both panting and red in the faces from laughing 

-and boys entering the room and being like: ‘’Woah, did we interrupt something?’’

-showing each other new songs you found

-whispered ‘’I love you’s’’ when he thinks you won’t hear him

-trying to make a chocolate cake together and he somehow manages to eat the whole chocolate you prepared before you even have the chance to use it

-having movie night every week and going from rom coms to horror movies

-and you’re not even sure who’s more scared after watching horror and you’re seriously thinking about leaving the lights on while you’re sleeping

-catching him admiring your legs while he thinks you’re busy doing something else- ‘’You like what you see?’’-’’-No! I mean YES but…you’re doing this purpose, aren’t you?’’

-acting like drama characters and having super dramatic dialogues because you’re bored…and yeah, you’re both lowkey obsessed with that new drama you watched together

-you kind of getting jealous when he acts cute around girl groups-’’So, aegyo only in front of you! Got it!’’

-talking on Konglish constanly and confusing other boys like that  hell confusing even yourselfs

-giving you his hats to wear and than fanboying on the inside over how cute you look

-standing in the middle of the room with his mouth open when he sees you coming out of bedroom wearing only his shirt and shorts and he’s like…it’s just a simple shirt but why does she look so good in it?!

-slipping chocolates and short encouraging notes in his practice bag and him calling you in the middle of the practice to thank you for making his day and you know he’s smiling from ear to ear

-he really likes nose kisses 

-being really confident and smooth sometimes but most of the time he’s a fluff ball

-telling each other really lame jokes and laughing hysterically while other members are discussing whether they should be worried or not

-him talking to Seungkwan about you and Seungkwan calling you later to tell you everything in detail

-him constantly worrying if you will enjoy the date he planned

-trying to be romantic at most random times and then later trying to figure out why it went wrong  but he has to admit it’s still worth it since you ended up kissing him 

-he’s still young and he’ll probably need time to figure out how to show you his feelings but he’s so precious so it would definitely be worth waiting

Aftermath // Spencer Reid x Reader

Prompt: Spencer x Reader’s relationship after the reader was kidnapped by an unsub.

Requested by: Anonymous

“Shh, baby I’ve got you. I’ve got you.”

Spencer’s heart broke as you clung to him desperately. He could hear JJ and Emily as they restrained the unsub just feet away from him. He could hear Morgan calling for a medic, his voice filled with both anger and disbelief at the state they had found you in. He could hear the commotion in the room but none of that struck him as much as the mangled cry that left your throat as you buried yourself into his side in fear.

You’d been trained, both psychologically and physically, to be prepared for certain situations. An FBI agent was trained to endure difficult situations overall. You thought you could handle anything thrown your way. Everyone else did so too. You had always been strong so no one had ever expected to find you so broken.

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