i was literally crying while making this

While I absolutely agree that Lily Potter beat the shit out of snape when he joined the afterlife don’t forget Petunia Dursley.

Lily was estranged from her sister but still trusted her to take care of her son, who was found bleeding and crying on her doorstep after his parents were murdered. Only to find out that they hurt, starved, isolated, lied to, and locked in both a cupboard and then a room with bars on the window the son she died to protect so he could have a better life? I don’t care what the deleted scene said about petunia being sad lily died when she gets to the afterlife it is round two of lily potter MMA smackdown

8

Hello, old friend, and here we are. You and me, on the last page. By the time you read these words, Rory and I will be long gone. So know that we lived well, and were very happy. And above all else, know that we will love you, always. Sometimes I do worry about you, though. I think once we’re gone, ‘you won’t be coming back here for a while, and you might be alone, which you should never be. Don’t be alone, Doctor. And do one more thing for me. There’s a little girl waiting in a garden. She’s going to wait a long while, so she’s going to need a lot of hope. Go to her. Tell her a story. Tell her that if she’s patient, the days are coming that she’ll never forget. Tell her she’ll go to sea and fight pirates. She’ll fall in love with a man who’ll wait two-thousand years to keep her safe. Tell her she’ll give hope to the greatest painter who ever lived and save a whale in outer space. Tell her this is the story of Amelia Pond. And this is how it ends.

How to Snag Potter

By Draco Malfoy


1. Midnight Rendezvous: Invite him to a duel and then bond over shared rule-breaking. Didn’t work because Weasley insisted on coming along. Reported them to Filch instead. 

2. Midnight Rendezvous, second attempt: Inspire gratitude by helping him deal with illegal dragon. Possible small talk about my name? Caught by McGonagall

3. Show off amazing Quidditch skills and really cool new broom. Nope. Granger said I bought my way onto the team (NOT TRUE) and I’m pretty sure Potter believed it. 

4. Send carefully composed and endearing Valentine (the only good thing Lockhart has ever done). I don’t think he liked it very much, despite the brilliant lyrics I composed. Ended up shifting blame onto the Girl Weasel. Fairly certain he doesn’t suspect.

5. Become gravely injured in order to appeal to his Savior Complex and inspire feelings of protectiveness. DO NOT ATTEMPT AGAIN. Was nearly murdered when I insulted that giant filthy chicken, and yet Potter decided that IT was the victim?! Unacceptable. I will not rest until that beast is put down.

6. A fun prank! He seems to enjoy stuff like this when the Weasley Twins do it, so I’m sure he will laugh. Learn to sew. It turns out that Potter has no sense of humor as well as very poor vision, because he nearly killed me with that damn Patronus Charm. Although I must admit, it is kind of hot that he can already do a Patronus.

7. Support him with Triwizard Tournament badges! Okay, this one was probably my fault. Pansy saw me experimenting with them and I changed the messages at the last minute. Why can’t he just realize that I don’t mean it?

8. Report Potter’s tragic story to the Prophet to increase sympathy and support. Exaggerate if it will get him more attention. I realize now that Potter does not like attention. Also Skeeter made out like Potter is in some sort of love triangle involving Granger, which is not even remotely acceptable. This was a mistake.

9. Show respect for his friends by composing an encouraging song in Weasley’s honor. Apparently making the title sound complimentary isn’t enough to negate other more insulting lyrics. Honestly this was doomed from the start because there is literally nothing good about the Weasel except his best friend.

10. Impress him with your status and power by leading the Inquisitorial Squad. Umbridge is an absolute menace and I am an idiot.

11. Make him jealous: Flirt excessively with Pansy. I don’t think he even noticed.

12. Show him your sensitive side by crying in the girls’ loo. Fuck.

Sorry I haven’t written in a while. 

13. Realize you’ve been a complete arse for your entire life. Regret everything. Do your best to become someone who does the right thing. Don’t identify Potter when asked. Stop cronies from killing him. Apologize sincerely after he gets you off at your trial. Invite him for dinner. 

14. Invite him for drinks. 

15. Buy him a birthday present. 

16. Kiss him. 

17. Go back to his flat. 

18. Refuse to leave his bed. This only works for so long.

19. Attempt to make him breakfast.

20. Come out to the Prophet together.

21. Date for three years.

22. Say “yes.”

why my chem teacher is the most dad™ teacher and all-around coolest ever

- spent 5 minutes one day complaining about the transition effects and lame fonts on the old chem teacher’s lecture slides

- had us take a survey the first day of school in which he included a question about being stuck on a desert island with justin bieber

- while teaching us nomenclature conventions for alkanes, pointed at “pent-” and said “obviously you show know some of these already; if you’re a satanist you probably know what a pentagram is,” opened a discussion of temple of satan vs. satanic temple, and said he’d be interested in joining the satanic temple one day 

- a lecture slide on calorimetry included a picture of a bomb calorimeter, which he explained in depth, then held up a styrofoam cup and said “here’s a public school calorimeter”

- someone asked a question about when electronegativity becomes polar, so he pulled up a spectrum running from non-polar to ionic and said “it’s a spectrum. like gender. you know how some people think a person is a girl even if they say they’re a guy and vice versa? there are still non-polar bonds with high electronegativity and people think they should be polar but just because they have a certain electronegativity doesn’t mean they’re polar. pls be understanding of ur covalent kids.” 

- uses a yardstick instead of a pointer

- waves said yardstick around frequently, mostly for no reason. 

- once said (ironically) that he saw less and less bullying in classrooms now and that was a bit disappointing even though it was good. added that “if i had to suffer then you all do too” in a bitter tone of voice. when a english teacher walked in and asked him why he was waving the yardstick around he said it was because he was reminiscing on the bullying days.

- couple of us asked if we should get a new periodic table to take the test with since we’d written all over ours. he said no because if we’re smart enough to think ahead and cheat then we deserve the a.

- actually has a degree in philosophy. he’s so fucking nerdy

- he bikes to school everyday and then carries his bike up two flights of stairs to his classroom

- sometimes during tests he pulls a bagel and peanut butter out of his desk and eats them while watching us silently

- this one time we walked into class and he’d shaved off his half-beard into a mustache and when we asked why he said “i’m not a huge fan of it but my wife likes it so i do it for her” 

- used the trump supporter kid’s logic against him without explicitly expressing his political views so no one can actually get him fired

- complains to our class about how much he hates us

- explained catalytic converters to us once, then pointed at me with the yardstick and said “barrett you’re gonna love this because it involves carbon monoxide and like, suffocating yourself”

- i started crying once in class and he literally refused to give me the test because he didn’t think it would be fair to make me test while having an anxiety attack so he sent me into the lab and closed the classroom door and let me ugly cry. i kept begging him to let me take the test tho so he sighed and said “im ur dad right now not ur teacher please don’t take the test just light some incense and listen to some reggae or something and chill”

- i used pig’s blood in my chem internal assessment and when i asked him where i could store it overnight he shrugged and was like “i guess put it in the fridge in the teacher’s lounge and i’ll just tell people not to drink your blood”

- he knows our class so well it’s a little scary. predicts exactly what’s going to happen in certain circumstances with like 100% accuracy

- this one girl in my class didn’t finish her homework but we submit in through pictures on google classroom so she sent in a picture of her dog and he accepted it and gave it 10/10

Awesome underated comedy/slice of life to whatch

I have to say it I wasn’t that much fan of comedy as a genre since I love tragedy and sad anime mores but once in a while we all need a good anime to make us laugh loudly:D. I became a fan of the genre after watching gintama I guess but I wanted to share some others anime that made me literally cry for the too much laugh.

1.

Tanaka-kun wa Itsumo Kedaruge

I literally fell in love with the anime. The comedy is great, the characters are awesome and special in their own way. And oh tanaka, his seiyuu (ono kensho) was awesome as always, no need to say he is one of my most favorites ever lol.

Synopsis

For high school student Tanaka, the act of being listless is a way of life. Known for his inattentiveness and ability to fall asleep anywhere, Tanaka prays that each day will be as uneventful as the last, seeking to preserve his lazy lifestyle however he can by avoiding situations that require him to exert himself. Along with his dependable friend Oota who helps him with tasks he is unable to accomplish, the lethargic teenager constantly deals with events that prevent him from experiencing the quiet and peaceful days he longs for.

[Written by MAL Rewrite]

Whatch it if you’re searching for:

  •  Great comedy
  • Fluffy dramma with some hints of romace
  • Lovely soundtrack
  • The art is so cute and on point
  • The gags are hilarious and quite original
  • Watch it for the amazing brotp



You only need tanaka as a reason tho , he is the real Mvp, I’m quite fond of him



2.

Hoozuki no Reitetsu

Originally posted by twotheleft

Meet hoozuki one of the most badass characters I’ve seen in anime. This was such  a fresh breath of air. I mean, how often do you see the king of hell being treated like a little punk Lmao. And they announced it will have a second season yay

Synopsis

Hell is a bureaucracy, and business is running smoother than ever thanks to the demonic efficiency of Hoozuki, chief deputy to Lord Enma, the King of Hell. Whether offering counsel to the Momotarou of Japanese folklore or receiving diplomatic missions from the Judeo-Christian Hell, the demon who runs the show from behind the king’s imposing shadow is ready to beat down any challenges coming his way into a bloody pulp. Metaphorically, of course… The poster boy for micromanagement and armed with negotiation skills worthy of Wall Street, Hoozuki no Reitetsu follows the sadistic and level-headed Hoozuki as he spends his days troubleshooting hell. With an abundance of familiar faces from popular Japanese legends and East Asian mythology working middle management positions, this referential and anachronistic dark comedy brings new meaning to the phrase “employer liability.” Just how hard could it be to manage employees from hell, anyway? [Written by MAL Rewrite]

For the fans of tonari no kaibutsu kun, they also made an apparence in hoozuki


Watch it if you’re searching for:

  • Badass yet not overpowered as fuck characters
  • For the great comedy
  • Watch it if you’re interested in the japanese folklore
  • The lovely and refreshing artstyle
  • Watch it for those two Lmao, You will laugh until your stomach hurts, I garantee that

Originally posted by aittla


3.

Gugure! Kokkuri-san

Originally posted by panda123334

Thi anime is such a gem and yet noone seem to know it bruh. The characters were all crazy and yet tender. The comedy is great and I love how they want to break most of the tropes in comedy anime Lmao

Synopsis

Kohina Ichimatsu, the self-proclaimed doll, called out the fox ghost Kokkuri-san with a suspicious incantation! But it was a story of the past where Kokkuri-san was able to answer any question you had. Nowadays, it relies on a certain search engine, but is actually bad at anything digital. He was going to possess Kohina, but got worried about her living all alone and devotes himself to do chores as if he was her mother. On top of that, the dog ghost Inugami who is infatuated with Kohina and the old good-for-nothing supernatural raccoon dog Shigaraki decide to root themselves with her as well!

(Source: Crunchyroll)

Watch it if you’re searching for:

  • Hilarious comedy
  • The lovely character devolpment of the main protagonist
  • The fluffy yet adorable bonds that  the anime manages to create
  • Attractive spirit struggling with a mid-life crisis due to him fearing for his relevance in the the modern world Lol

Originally posted by panda123334


4.

Saiki Kusuo no Ψ-nan (TV)

The only anime that managed to make me laugh this much was gintama. This is literally a masterpiece Lmao since it never fails to make you laugh

Synopsis

To the average person, psychic abilities might seem a blessing; for Kusuo Saiki, however, this couldn’t be further from the truth. Gifted with a wide assortment of supernatural abilities ranging from telepathy to x-ray vision, he finds this so-called blessing to be nothing but a curse. As all the inconveniences his powers cause constantly pile up, all Kusuo aims for is an ordinary, hassle-free life—a life where ignorance is bliss.

Unfortunately, the life of a psychic is far from quiet. Though Kusuo tries to stay out of the spotlight by keeping his powers a secret from his classmates, he ends up inadvertently attracting the attention of many odd characters, such as the empty-headed Riki Nendou and the delusional Shun Kaidou. Forced to deal with the craziness of the people around him, Kusuo comes to learn that the ordinary life he has been striving for is a lot more difficult to achieve than expected.

[Written by MAL Rewrite]

Watch it if you’re searching for:

  • 4th wall, what was it again?
  • Similiar comedy to gintama, you will love them both
  • Aparody of the genre itself
  • An amazing protagonist  whose sasiness is his fashion Lamo

Just go and watch this hidden gem now, you will underastand immediatly why it is so good.

Originally posted by sisselwolfgang


English isn’t my first language so I hope you will make it through the grammatical mistakes

anonymous asked:

Oh snappp your neighbor AU is lit. No rush at all but if you could also write one for Shownu it would be awesome.

find wonho (here) , jooheon (here), & kihyun (here)

  • king of owning three sets of the same colored bed sheets and kihyun once asked if shownu every washed them because??? they’re always the same??? and shownu was like “don’t you just buy the same thing in bulk when you go to ikea?” and kihyun was like no,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,oh my god is that what you do
  • and shownu just shrugged because whatever he likes his grey bed sheets
  • doesn’t do decorations but let his mom hang up some photos of his family and stuff when she came over
  • you’d think he’d just ignore them, but he cleans the dust off the frames and adjusts them because,,,,,, shownu cherishes anything his mother does for him. he’s an amazing son and literally everyone in the neighborhood always tells his mom when she comes over that he’s so filial and they wished they had a son so polite and well mannered
  • because lbr shownu is the person who holds the door open for anyone he sees,,,,,,,,even if they’re still half way across the street
  • the only thing that ever makes him flustered is that one time a mom asked him to watch her son while she ran to re-park her car
  • and shownu was like ,,,,,,,,,,,,hi and the kid just started crying and shownu was like nO PLEASE,,,,IM SORRY FOR WHATEVER I DID TO DISPLEASE YOU
  • thankfully minhyuk was coming over and saw the whole mess and came to the rescue and shownu was just like “minhyuk,,,,,kids are terrifying,,,,,”
  • minhyuk looking at shownu whose literally swole and tall: what
  • you’ve lived next door to shownu for quite some time,,,,,but you two don’t really talk much because like well,,,,he’s not a small chit chat kinda person
  • and you’ve always thought he was handsome but like so what you know ??? your idols on tv are handsome too
  • but one evening,,,,you’re getting home super late and you try to grab for your keys in your bag,,,,,,but they’re gone????? and you sigh and take out your phone to text your friend who has a spare
  • but then you see a text from your boss telling you that you won’t be getting the promotion he promised you
  • and your friend with the spare just updated instagram with a photo at a club so you know they’re not gonna be able to help
  • and so you just slide down against the wall near your door and hold your bag to your chest
  • and life sucks,,,,,,,,in this moment,,,,so much so that you can’t control tears coming out and you wanna brush them away but like no one’s there to see??? so whatever
  • until ,,,,, there is someone,,,,, someone who’s too freaKING quiet so you only notice them when they step right in front of you and ask “is everything ok?”
  • and you look up to see shownu and you’re like oh gREAT the handsome, nice neighbor has to see you balling your eyes out on your doormat good job gg what a terrIFIC night this is
  • and you’re like “y,,yeah i got locked out it’s nothing,,,”
  • and shownu suddenly puts his hand out to help you up and you take it hesitantly and he’s like “staying out here would be dangerous. do you want to spend the night at my place? feel free to say n-”
  • but you’re shaking your head and you’re like “that would be very nice of you,,,,,,my spare is,,,,,in the hands of someone who is busy,,,,”
  • and shownu lets go of your hand and you notice how warm it was when he’d held it
  • and you follow him to his apartment where he lets you in
  • and you can’t help but look at the photos as you take off your shoes and you’re like “is this your family?” and he nods and you’re like “your mother is so pretty!!”
  • and shownu kind of is taken back, but just nods again and you’re like oops am i making this awkward
  • and he switches the lights on in his bedroom and he’s like “i know we’re strangers, but it would be impolite of me to let you sleep on the couch. my bedroom is clean, i promise.”
  • and you’re like dhkcblvj he’s worried about me thinking he’s gross,,,,,but he’s doing something really nice??????? he’s,,,,,,cute
  • and you’re like “i can take the cou-” but shownu puts a hand up and is like “please, that would be rude of me.”
  • and you’re like ok he’s such a gentleman????? what the heck
  • and you’re like “ok, well thank you!! ill wash my face then?” and he’s like pointing out the bathroom
  • and when you’re done you walk out to tell shownu thank you again
  • but you see him sitting on the couch, suddenly he’s got glasses on and he’s reading something with the cutest look of concentration on his face and you can’t help but stare at him a bit longer
  • when he suddenly looks up you’re like oH I Totally,,,,just came into this room anYWAY,,, thank you again!!!
  • and you like do an lil bow and shownu is like “it’s nothing!” and you’re like akhfgfs ok,,,ill go to bed now
  • but ofc u can’t sleep because,,,,,,wow this is shownu’s room,,,,,,,,the sheets smell like him,,,,,,,slight cologne but also fresh breeze,,,,,
  • and in the morning your friends texts you that she’ll be over in an hour
  • and you go to tell shownu whose up,,,,,,,,,,shirtless,,,,,making eggs,,,,,,,,and you almost trip and fall over
  • but when he turns for the first time you see him get embarrassed and he’s like “ah - oh one moment,,,” and rushes back to the living room to pull on his shirt again and you’re like trying to look down
  • and you’re both red,,,,,,and shownu is like “,,,, i,,,im sorry that was-” and you’re like “nO,,, no,,,,, it’s nice,,,i mean what no i mean it’s your home feel free um oh,,,,”
  • and shownu is like “would you like something to eat?”
  • and it’s cute you two eat together and shownu is a silent eater but it’s somehow really adorable and you can’t help but think he’d be a really ,,,, good bf
  • and shownu is like “you can stay here till your friend comes.” and you’re like ok!!! thank you 
  • and he’s totally turning on the sport channel but it’s whatever you’re happy to be in his company,,,,because shownu makes you feel safe????
  • and when ur friend tells you to meet her by ur door shownu walks you out and he’s like “maybe, if you think this is a good idea you could give me a spare, in case this happens again.” and you’re like good thinking i should do that!!!! 
  • but before you can thank him again your friend is like “oH I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE SPENDING THE NIGHT WITH SUCH A HANDSOME MAN I GUESS YOU DONT NEED THE SPARE-”
  • and you’re like PLEASe,,, SHTU TUP ,,,,
  • and shownu is blinking like hmmm what does that mean-
  • and your friend winks at you two and waltzes up to shownu like “so,,, what’s your name? how long have you been dating my friend here?” and you’re like givE ME my KEYS 
  • while shownu is like ???? but also he’s like “oh they’re single?” and your friend is like YES THEYRE sinGLE
  • and you’re like dO NT FLirt on my behalf wait shownu why do you want to know if im single,,,,,,,,,????
  • shownu probably just wanted to know because coughs,,,,,,,,maybe he can take you out sometime,,, coughs

Remember when the Calculator made Barbara dream to get into her head and discover all Oracle’s secret and in her perfect dream she’s with Dick and they call each other honey and they’re literally mom and dad with proud Grandpa!Jim and Tim and Damian being adorable to the side?

Yeah.

Also her subconscious is hilarious.

- I don’t think [Bruce] is gonna make it.

- Have a little faith, huh?

aka Red Robin: a summary

Damian pls, no birds pun while we eat the turkey.

(I’m just gonna ignore that neither are you because I’m trying not to cry here)

Jim and Damian are about to start a food fight, don’t even try convince me otherwise.

Batgirl (2009) Issue #11

nicky forces neil to get a new phone and eventually neil makes an instagram and as he starts getting more followers he gets more comfortable with having social media and does 60 second Q&A’s with the team at the fans request

  • the first one he does is with kevin because of popular demand
  • neil does it on the court after night practice with kevin and he reads a few questions that exy fans have commented on his previous posts
  • ‘kevin, what are you a queen of besides exy? no I’ll answer this, the answer is nothing, kevin sucks”
  • “fuck off neil” kevin gets serious and the rest of the video is kevin extensively and aggressively talking about exy until the timer cuts off
  • he does dan next and it’s the cutest 60 second video out there okay dan is sitting next to matt on the couch while neil is filming
  • he asks her how it feels to be “the best female exy captain in the NCAA” dan gets the biggest smile on her face and scrunches up her nose before she answers
  • ‘oh that’s sweet, who wants to know? I like this person. It feels great! but it’s stressful at times, there is a lot of sexism in the world but I usually ignore it in favor of focusing on how lucky I am to have such a great team.”
  • matt’s looking at her while she’s talking and u can literally see the love and admiration in his eyes, fans are crying in the comments about how cute they are, so am I
  • when he does renee, most of the comments are asking about her hair so she explains how she dilutes the bright colors by mixing them with conditioner to make them more pastel
  • “but that’s the easy part, root upkeep is the worst tho, I hate touch ups.”
  • neil vaguely knows what she’s talking about cause he’ll sit in the room when andrew helps her with her hair
  • nicky manages to tell half his life story in 60 seconds
  • neil uploads a second video of nicky giving advice to queer kids afraid to come out because of strict and religious parents or unsafe home lives
  • aaron walks away when neil tries to do his so instead neil uploads a five second video that’s just him zooming in on aaron sitting in a beanbag chair playing video games “aaron’s a dick.”
  • matt gets asked about his boxing background and he beams at the chance to talk about his mom
  • “she’s so badass, she taught me everything I know, she could kick anyone’s ass” he points at the camera “she’ll kick your ass. better watch out”
  • allison gives fashion tips, she also roasts neil for how he dressed when he first joined the team “god u guys should have seen him, fucking awful. nicky and I fixed him up tho, but it took a lot of work cause neil likes to make things difficult” 
  • when neil gets to andrew nobody expects him to actually upload anything but when he does the results are hilarious
  • neil sits next to andrew with the camera frontfaced so half of neil’s face is in the frame, andrew is curled up on the couch with a pint of ice cream and his glasses on “it’s time for your interview andrew”
  • andrew just stares at him
  • “why didn’t you sign with the rav- wait that’s a stupid fucking question, we’re not doing that one. alright. how many times have you and aaron been mistaken for one another?” 
  • andrew stares at the camera in silence
  • “tragic. next question. how are you so good at blocking goals?
  • silence
  • “incredible. what is your honest opinion about kevin day?”
  • andrew stares for a couple seconds before rolling his eyes and getting up to walk away, neil laughs and nods “I agree” 
  • BONUS: andrew has neil’s phone while they’re on the roof, neil is holding his cigarette and andrew starts filming, pointing the camera so you can only see neil
  • “hey junkie, it’s your turn to be interviewed” “alright” 
  • “how does it feel to finally have a real home?” 
  • neil smiles softly, but he’s looking at andrew not the camera “like I’m finally living, like I’ve got everything I could ever want”
  • there’s a short pause before you can faintly hear “285%” and the video cuts off
in which neil is a sappy little shit: part one

i’m thinking about andrew and neil at matt and dan’s wedding and it’s near the end and andrew won’t leave the cake table and neil won’t leave andrew so they’re both sort of leaning against the table while neil watches andrew eat the chocolate cake with raspberry filling that matt and dan ordered specifically because it was one of the only ways to get andrew to come, and everyone’s slow dancing on the dance floor, with dan in her big poofy princess dress and matt staring down at her like she hung the moon and neil just blurts out:

“dance with me?”

and andrew, who has a fork hangng out of his mouth and a smear of chocolate on the corner of his mouth wordlessly declines by staring off into the crowd. neil, as he always is, is alright with andrew not wanting to and settles for staring at his boyfriend some more.

it’s not until they’re in the complimentary bar of the hotel allison rented out and neil’s had a couple of vodka shots that he realizes “holy shit this could be me and andrew one day” and he’s overcome by so much affection that he just starts crying and laughing all at once. the other foxes, who aren’t that drunk that they don’t notice neil crying slowly take away the alcohol and calmly ask neil what’s wrong. and in between tears and bold laughter he says,

“i want to marry andrew”

matt almosts bursts into tears and throws up his hands and yells about how he literally just got married and you already have to show him up like wow josten what the hell while fighting his own sniffles, allison and renee laugh and smile dan gives him a big teary grin and she hugs him while nicky combs his hands through neil’s hair and they’re all crying because getting married means staying somewhere, it means being permanent and neil finally loves someone enough to stay with them and they’re so happy for their little fox.

The Children Are Fighting
  • Me: heads over to Youtube, bout to watch me some pancake scene for the 90th time (today) and-
  • Lift Kiss™: but you haven't watched me in a bit
  • Ice Wall Snuggles™: do you even remember what I look like
  • One Time Thing™: I know you watched me a lot last week, but I still crave ur love and affection
  • Pirate vs. Toddler™: Mirror mirror on the wall I'm still the cutest of them all
  • Storytime™: you used to watch me on the reg. What hath I done to forsake you
  • It's You™: I was literally The Most Important in your life for so long. I don't blame you for what you've done, but that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt :(
  • Proposal 1.0™: HEY BITCH. REMEMBER ME.
  • Proposal 2.0™: stfu, 1.0™. First is the worst, second is the best.
  • Proposal 1.0™: Me stfu? I don't see your viewcount rising too quick anymore either, buddy.
  • Proposal 2.0™: .....</3
  • Maybe Just This Once™: c'mon, I deserve a watch. It's been a while, and I'm so good at making you cry.
  • The Gurney™: I'm EVEN BETTER AT MAKING YOU CRY
  • The Elevator™: LOL GUYS. U DON'T EVEN HOLD A CANDLE-
  • You Traded Your Ship for Me™: I have to side with The Elevator™ here. #1 Saddest Scene™ goes to The Elevator™. #1 Happiest Scene™ on the other hand goes to yours trul-
  • 25 Cheek Kisses™: Noooooooo no no no no no. It is I who provoketh the must numerous tears of joy. My viewcount proves this. Don't even try to fight. That award belongs to me.
  • Everyone: Omg, so true. So true. Deadass Truth. 25 Cheek Kisses™, you are truly the best. Or you were, at least, until Pancakes™ came along.
  • Shellphone™: guys, GUYS. Focus here. This isn't memory lane. We're trying to get her to watch us, remember?
  • You're Impossible™: I miss being watched :(
  • Boat Safety™: I'm seriously so cute, how could you forget about me already? :(
  • Red Leather Jacket Kink Reveal™: I used to be so loved :(
  • I'm Not Proposing™: Guys I'm not even relevant anymore :(
  • Wanna Come in and Have Coffee™: I thought you loved all your children equally?
  • Know More About Your Beginnings™: We just want a *tiny* bit of attention. Like just for an hour? Spend an hour with us?
  • I Can't Lose You Too™: Your old friends?
  • Mouth to Mouth Resuscitation™: to quote myself, COME BACK TO ME!
  • Melty Popcorn™: I feel like I was never even truly appreciated for who I am
  • I Would've Done The Exact Same Thing™: Ditto, Melty Pop.
  • Middlemist Horsey Ride™: Guys, we've lost her.
  • Music to This Pirate's Ears™: We haven't just lost her. We've lost them all, the whole fandom :(
  • Sexy Barwench™: They're never coming back to see us :(
  • Move in With Me™: I guess our viewcounts have reached their max :(
  • Pancakes™: ....guys :(
  • Pancakes™: I'm really sorry like I'm actually so sorry :(
  • Pancakes™: I didn't mean for this to happen to you guys :(
  • Pancakes™: and for what it's worth, I wouldn't be where I am today without each and every one of you. Especially you, Move in With Me™.
  • Move in With Me™: Fuck you, Pancakes™.
  • Everyone: Yeah, fuck you.
  • One Time Thing™: Shove your rising viewcount up your (undeniably adorable) asshole.
  • 25 Cheek Kisses™: and YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US.
  • Me: *sighs* Please don't fight, children...
  • also Me: *unpauses the pancake scene*
college! au shidge

I may not yet be in college but I am however still a student and really I just pulled these from my butt and accidentally ended up writing a fic ok anyways

  • shiro’s staring dumbfounded at his best friend’s little sister who managed to jump three whole years into his grade like H O W
  • them at the library and pidge cursing her smolness and shiro just hoists her up on his shoulder to the right shelf
  • for some reason they have a lot of classes together. A LOT.

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So a while back I finished playing Final Fantasy XV’s main storyline…

& I couldn’t help but save all the photos Prompto took of the Fam and literally went out to a store to print out all of them. 

Got to make a real album out of this. Photos came out awesome. My heart was crying. I treasure them all. 

I have no regrets.

Hufflepuff Aesthetics

feel free to add more below! inspired by @hufflepuff-headcanons @hufflepuffperks @hufflepuffdean @hufflepuffsaesthetic & @hufflepuffwannabe (basically just a lot of Hufflepuff-ish blogs that are great)

•neon paint flashing rapidly as a disco ball twirls overhead
•cuddling against a stuffed animal that hasn’t been seen in months
•overreacting over small injuries such as a stubbed toe
•calming rowdy children to sleep in a matter of minutes
•defending that one person who seems evil just because they might not be as bad as everyone says
•locking eyes with that one crush from the past while singing off key & dancing to Ed Sheerans’ “Shape Of You”
•"Kill em with kindness"
•tracing trembling fingers over furrowed brows and kissing the skin in between
•changing loofas once a week because ‘the color just doesn’t feel right anymore’
•eating loads of chocolate in the middle of the day just because
•Even drawing a heart with an I in the middle on the window in front of Isak while smiling
•"I wanted to go to Perranth with you.“
•sneezing a tiny sneeze while you study and all of sudden you have both the flu AND strep throat
•passing out all the time from too much excitement and gleefulness
•the smell of hairspray in an ice cold can
•spinning 6 markers in a circle to make weirdly abstract art
•ripping through packages in haste & then later breaking whatever was inside
•getting shampoo in your eyes and crying like you just rewatched both ‘Romeo and Juliet’ and ‘Titanic’ and just being like “BUT YOU SAID 'NO TEARS’, DAMN YOU L'ORÉAL”
•double texting, more like quadruple texting
•the hilariously uneven line a section of toilet paper creates when you don’t rip it evenly or good enough
•being all 'I wonder where that went’ and then finding said object a literal second later
•carrying a gigantic stack of books while stumbling and no one bothers to help
•making a rubber ducky quack until it fills with water from all the baths you play with it in
•the powerful feeling you get when a razor actually takes most of the hair away with a single swipe
•replacing the toilet seat over and over again because it keeps getting sat on
•humming silently with headphones blasting while a fight breaks out in the background
•the feeling you get when you finally take off a bra or tank top after a long and sweaty day
•always wanting to take care of yourself properly, but being way too lazy
•overusing gifs in every conversation, and for every single situation
•posting pictures on Instagram that almost always have some sort of filter with captions from bands like The 1975 & Imagine Dragons’ songs
•never getting Facebook because there’s no point in downloading something that your never going to use
•buying tickets to Coachella and taking everyone one in the squad with you & losing them right as you enter the area
•stringing fairy lights up everywhere, including the closets, especially the closets
•haven an obscure doormat like 'fuck off’ or 'only enter if you posses a dead body’
•scarfing down anything and everything at thanksgiving except the stuffing
•being the person who buys literally everyone they know an overpriced present for Christmas, but gets like, 2 in return
• “I WALK A LONELY ROAD, THE ONLY ROAD THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN.”
•the timer going down as it spins the food around while casting a soft glow upon it
•the scary thought of 'is Pepsi a corrupt company like Super Porp?!’
•the light yet heartfelt strums a ukulele produces
•the waiter coming up to your table early with the food
•the shape tip of a pointed marker that presses into skin as it creates something that will mostly likely cause ink poisoning
•grilled cheese
•belting out the lyrics to every song in the broadway version of Anastasia
•running and jumping off a cliff with looking down while screaming at the top of your lungs
•"fuck that, I have a revolution to run”
•not letting someone cut their hair because it’s too goddamn gorgeous
•Troy Boltons’ angsty golf number in high school musical 2
•stealing books from libraries, and from other places because 'they’ll be returned once I’ve finished them’
•the appalled looks on people’s faces when you actually eat the cafeteria food and enjoy it
•"you gotta, get ya head in the game.“
•the child kicking the back of seat on a plane that’s completely full of passengers while screeching
•participating karaoke while being drunk
•the glow that surrounds a firefly as it communicates with its tribe
•deeply relating to a piece of trash & the trash can it’s in
•poking a whole in several paper cups while doodling on them
•the beautiful and satisfying sound between a swish and ping that a computer makes when a solitaire game is won
•'dyed hair, don’t care’
•the quick pinch a needle causes when you get a shot or get a tattoo
• caramel ice cream infused with snickers & a snickers aftertaste
•almost buying out bath and body works because all of there scented lotions just had to be bought right that second
•earl grey tea in a pastel pink cup with both a lemon and a lime wedge
•'I can kiss away the pain’
•accidentally mistaking a fork for a spoon when it was too late
•'baby I don’t need dollar bills to have fun tonight’

Mute Galra Keith

Anon: So Keith is captured by haggar, who does experiments on him to change him, but they recuse him before any real damage is done, but for some reason, when they take him out of the healing pod, he isn’t talking. They are all talking at once and he tries to speak but can’t (he’s fully galra at this point) and no one knows why. When he tries to speak it sounds like a sore throat but worse, and it kinda hurts so he doesn’t and it drives him crazy when he’s trying to convince them that’s he’s still him. But the worse part is that lance notices that he can still make /sound/ just not talk. Like one day when he’s comforting him, he hears a small whine like crying and while training he hears some kind of growl. He tells Coran and they wonder if the galra actually have different vocal chords that are different to use or something. It’s not really a request but I certainly wouldn’t mind if you wrote a fic or Headcannons for it~ <3

A/N: So I don’t know much about muteness - if you’re talking about muteness by emotional trauma versus he literally physically can’t speak anymore. I’m going to assume you mean he just physically can’t. But my guy, this was so much fun to think of, since I learned ASL for my language requirement.

This will go in the “Headcanon” category. If you want to take this idea and expand upon it, please do! Tag me so I can see what you create! And HERE are my other headcanons!


  • So maybe, if Haggar was doing experiments, and they stuffed him in the healing pod, his vocal chords heal wrong.
    • Maybe because the pod freaks out because ‘this is Keith but it’s not Keith???’.
    • I imagine they have some DNA samples or something to reconstruct tissues and make sure they heal like their DNA says they’re supposed to.
    • That could cause other complications as well, but we can stick to his voice for now.
  • At first, everyone’s like “Okay, you were probably screaming while being experimented on, and you just woke up out of the healing pod, let’s give you a day or two to let your voice rest and figure out this Galra thing.”
  • Except his voice doesn’t get better.
  • They try everything they can to help.
    • Altean medicine.
    • More sleep.
    • Hunk even makes him some really really nice tea with the equivalent to lemon and ginger and honey.
  • None of it works.

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Some of the autistic headcanon-validating stuff I saw in GOTG 2.

This post has no spoilers for major plot points, but I talk about funny scenes!

Drax saying the rocket vests hurt to wear. He has a hilarious line where he says he has sensitive nipples. Later on, he’s literally yelling in pain “ow, my nipples!” when he has to wear one for major plot reasons. It’s REALLY funny to me, but that’s only because I get the same way about my sensory issues.

Drax was so socially awkward and asking such inappropriate questions…and it was so fucking funny because it reminded me of myself. This movie plays up what a big, awkward teddy bear he can be and I loved every second of it.

Also, Drax acted kind of mean towards Mantis, but he wasn’t being maliciously mean. I think he was trying to replicate the banter between Quill and Rocket that takes place throughout the movie. It so reminds me of trying to take on the dynamic of a group and being confused about why it’s not funny when I say or do things that were funny when other people did it. Not sure if I’m explaining that feeling right or not, but it’s the story of my life. Drax nails this.

Baby Groot is a genuine baby– kinda like a toddler who is a little bit smarter than a human toddler. He tries to eat a bug and Rocket is all “what’s in your mouth? Spit it out!”

I saw Groot stimming by twirling his twigs with his fingers and by putting his fingers in his mouth. 

I also watched him flip out when he’s wearing that cute little Ravager outfit– he’s trying to pull it off like it feels really bad on his body. He also shows some aggression. I mean he has an instant meltdown and starts smacking Drax in the very beginning of the movie. It happens when Drax falls on the speakers playing the music he’s dancing to while that big tentacle creature fight is going on in the background. 

Groot is a little firecracker! When you see the context of the preview scene where he chases a guy and nabs him in his vines, you’ll cheer for him. It’s soooo satisfying.

I totally saw Groot seeming to struggle with retaining verbal instructions and with visual processing. There’s a part where he has to look at something with a symbol on it and he’s given something in the shape of that symbol, and he’s visibly struggling as he tries to match the symbol to the real thing. This comes up again with the “don’t touch this button” scene, but I won’t say more because that will spoil.

And Mantis, omg! She full on admits that social interaction is so awkward. She’s kinda like a mix of Drax and Groot because she’s so gentle and sweet, yet misreads social cues and jokes a lot.

She misses jokes and in one case it literally causes her to get bitten….by Rocket! Drax explains it was a prank and she laughs even though she got hurt. It’s awkward seeing her try so hard to please others because you can tell she doesn’t really want to laugh. I can’t say why because it will spoil majorly and I promised this post isn’t spoiling major plot points.

Mantis’ empathy powers are such a nice example of what affective hyperempathy is like. She can touch people and literally experience their feelings or cause them to experience her feelings. She touches Drax while he’s talking about a memory of his daughter and she breaks down crying from his grief. Later, she touches Gamora while she’s scared and it causes Gamora to freak out like “what did you do to me?”

Mantis being so awkward and sweet and being so drawn to being friends with Drax. I think it’s because the way he moves and talks reminds her of herself.

She seems to figure out that Drax isn’t intending to be mean to her and is just trying to fit in. That doesn’t make what Drax is doing right or okay, but the problem on his end is he’s socially clueless about his behavior being kinda crappy and nobody is explaining to him why it sounds mean.

Sooooooo autisic!Groot, autistic!Drax and now we have autistic!Mantis. 

*rubs autistic hands all over them*

so Harry and ginny are not back together. they both think it’s for the best

harry is still dealing with ptsd, survivor’s guilt and maybe ginny is not what he needs

ginny is trying to get over her brother’s death and the war in general 

Mcgonagall is headmistress and for once, the DADA teacher lasts longer than one year

 harry,ron,hermione and mostly everyone from their year go back for their eighth year

dean and seamus finally get their heads out of their arses(at the start of the year itself-infact they started snogging during the feast itself) and start dating the eighth years all share one common room

house unity is at its best(Mcgonagall regularly organises inter-house activities. where there are members of different house in the same team)harry shares his dorms with draco

they made a truce at the start of the year.

tho they are civil to each other, they are still a bit awkward

ginny and luna spends more time with each other

luna narrates stories of nargles and other creatures to her, she makes flower crowns for ginny

ginny fights anyone who even looks at her friend in the wrong way. literally. the muggle way

ginny starts falling for luna. she loves the way she doesn’t mind people talk about her, her quiet smile, how she helped her overcome the hole in her heart for her brother, how she lets her cry on bad days while petting her head and whispering about nargles.

this time, she would not do subtlety. one day while luna was talking about how flower crowns repulse nargles and how ginny looked pretty with them, she blurted: “I love you Luna Lovegod. Please date me?”

the blond girl blinked, smiled. “yes sure.” they kissed and lived happily ever after

harry is happy for her

him and draco are on talking terms now

that started when the two of them could not sleep because of nightmares, harry invited him to the kitchens for tea and they talked until morning

they were exhausted then and harry managed to explode a potion supposed to be pink into a purple gooey mess. draco shot him a smile that did things to his insides

then he started noticing things: the colour of draco’s eyes, the way he blushed easily, how flustered he got when harry teased him and oh shit, here comes the crush

harry is still an oblivious shit and just can’t take on the million clues draco dropped for him

until draco just has enough of sitting too close, of batting his lashes or licking his lips way too much that he takes harry by the shoulders and shakes him. “come to hogmeade with me. as my date. please?"it’s their first date of many,many others

not everything is well. they still suffer from ptsd on days, but they have more coping mechanisms. the nightmares still come in may

he still misses sirius and everyone else but at least they’ve got each other

it’s not perfect but they are happy

harry and ginny still discuss quidditch while draco took a strong liking to luna and their awesome magical creatures 

the feeling is so overwhelming, to have a group of seven boys who literally started from the bottom and with their humbleness and talent, skill, etc they’ve grown into a global phenomenon. it feels like we’ve done this with them, voting for their first award with little sleep because of time differences to their second and so forth, crying with them while they were onstage accepting daesang with the most humble words and love for all those who support them and now it’s unreal to see them in the USA, attending one of the most famous award shows and seeing their amazement and growth. i’m not making any sense, but even then they remain so thankful to even wave at fans and step aside from the pictures and paparazzi to show that “we are the most thankful to armys” and living the dream while holding our hands during it.

this is fucking amazing, guys. i am so proud of them and i am so proud of us.